WEBVTT - You Are NOT The One! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:04.360 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:21.160 Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to another episode 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:24.840 of Reasonably Shaky. I am just a Bryant's what's so? 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:27.880 What's up? My people's this is robbing Dixon. It's so 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:33.360 good to talk to you should just say it's like, oh, 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:35.480 it's so good to see you know, let's go put 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:37.640 you talk to you. Yes it is, Yes it is. 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:39.800 And thank you all so much for like continuing to 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:43.640 like listen to us talk every Monday, because we're just 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:48.480 talking crazy over here. We talked about random stuff. I'm sorry, 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.440 I'm eating a cookie. It's going to be gone in 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:53.080 a second. Yeah, I mean, and she's she's killing the cookie. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:56.680 She's like eating a cookie. She's the Wagman's chocolate chip 0:00:56.680 --> 0:01:00.120 cookies the best ever. They don't have a crunch to it. 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.000 I need a little crunch crunch. I need a little 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.600 crunch on the edges. Yes, how do y'all like y'all 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.440 chocolate chip cookies? Do you need a little crunch on 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:12.040 the edges or you just need it soft? Mm? I 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.800 don't want to crunch. I want to crunch. Anyway. We 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:22.679 have a reasonably Shady moment of the week. Okay, So 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.280 I want to go first, all right, because I'm a 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:27.720 little perturbed what happened? Okay. So I have a daughter 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:30.440 named Angel, and Angel now, for the first time ever, 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:34.520 is running track. Okay. I'm very happy for her. She 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.000 even came home the other day and said she wanted 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:40.360 to run hurdles. I'm like, what the world? What in 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:44.880 the world? Yes, what in the flow Jackson is happening 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:48.360 over here? Okay. So anyway, I was like, this is 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:53.080 this is amazing. So the coach sends out maybe like 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:57.040 a seven paragraph email, which is very long an email world, okay, 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:00.760 actually for a coach, yes, about like this season, what 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.560 was going to be happening the dudes, and don't the 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:06.160 schedule everything. I was like cool, and I read the 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.200 whole thing because you know, normally I check out sentence 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:14.000 number two and at the end of this sixth paragraph email, 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.320 it says at the bottom there will be a parent 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:21.000 meeting next Tuesday at six o'clock. So I was like, wow, like, 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.040 you know, this is this is my child's first year 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:25.440 doing this. I don't know what track moms do. I 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.520 don't know nothing about a track mom. So I gotta 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.840 go to this dumbass meeting. Okay, I get to the meeting. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:36.000 It's six o'clock and like, they already had a two 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.679 hour track practice. So the girls are tired. They want 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.840 to go home, and a door is there because she 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:44.000 plays the cross so she finished her practice. We're all 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.799 sitting there waiting for this man. He comes in. Can 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.519 I tell you what he does? He goes over to 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:54.400 email that he sent us. The email. Are you serious? 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:58.080 He goes over the email and nothing more, nothing more, nothings. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:02.280 I was living what so? And then he says at 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:05.160 the end, So I say to Angel, it's a packed room. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.399 I say to Angel, and we're sitting not near the door. 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:09.720 I said, Angel, were out of here. Come on. She 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.200 was like, Mommy, we can't leave. That would be like crazy. 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:15.480 We just walked out and left. We can't do You're 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.760 out the door win while he's reading the email. Yes 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:20.519 I want to leave. He printed out his own email. 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:24.760 Yes he's read. I was pissed. So long story short, 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:26.480 I don't leave because then I would have been like 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.919 that mom that left in the middle of the meeting 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:33.200 that I already read, and so I stayed. Um And 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.600 then at the end he was like, well, guys, you know, 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:37.720 thank you so much for coming. I just want you 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:39.400 to know, you all to know that I'm a rambler. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.280 Sometimes I ramble, and um, if you never catch me 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.240 in the parking lot and I stop you, you know, 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.640 just before warned I'm a rambler, I'm like you never 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:52.120 you will never stop me. Forget you met me, dude. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:55.320 So I got my children and we got the hell 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:57.360 out of there. But sir, I don't even know what 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:00.720 your name is. Track coach. You are shady, oh my god, 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:04.520 and you are the shady man of the week. Yes, oh, okay, 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:08.880 that's annoying. Yes, okay, I'm sorry. It's gonna be real 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.960 quick and simple. The dad gonna shaker bottle that I 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:15.000 told you about, the shaker two weeks ago, shaker bottle, 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.920 the shaker bottle that's in my sink, that's still in 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:21.560 my sink, the shaker bottle. Who has the shaker want? Okay, yeah, 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.160 I remember I told you one so first it went 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.720 from my my brother in law with the baby. But 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:30.880 remember that the shaker bottle that I talked about, that's 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.680 his like his prochein shake. But the same one, yes, 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:35.839 the same one from a few weeks it's still in 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:40.280 the same still there. This is disgusting. Yeah, who's gonna 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:43.599 rent this thing out? Who's gonna clean it? It's going 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:46.120 in the trash at some point. Wait a minute, wait 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.120 a minute, okay. And I know this because I know 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.760 why he has missed a clean okay, and he has 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:54.040 not cleaned this bottle. No, No, he's just forgotten about. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.120 It's just there and he wants you to do it. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:01.000 I don't know it's going in the trash. I don't know. 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.240 But this was like weeks ago that I mentioned this 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.719 shaker bottle. This isn't shady. This is disgusting. Okay, for 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.800 the record, this is disgusting. And by the way, guys, 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.520 if you guys hear a bunch of like noise in 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.920 the back. We're at Robin's house. She has construction going on. 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.839 I know. We went from Gazelle's house with all the 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:20.640 construction to my house with all the constructions. Yes, so 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.919 just bear with us. And it's so crazy because I'm like, 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.960 oh my god, Jael, now I know how you felt, 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.320 yes when you had all those people in your house 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:30.760 all the time, people in my house noise. I was 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.800 just dust everywhere it's just bad. It is, and I'm 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:37.600 so like, oh my gosh, I feel like I'm like 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.599 like like I'm hot. I'm trying to like hide in 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:44.719 my house. Yes, you're right now, y'all don't know this, 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:48.080 but there's a construction all over Robin's house, whereas mine 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.159 was kind of like in areas, so when they weren't 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:54.400 in that area, I was like able to live right. Um. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.440 But yeah, it's just a whole lot going on in 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.440 Robin's house that you might may or may not see 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:01.000 on season seven of The Real Housewine, which may or 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.480 may not be coming on. Okay, fine, that was a teaser, 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:05.440 all right. So I do want to talk about Russell 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.960 Wilson really quickly before we get into some other things, 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.600 because he said he spends a million dollars on his body, 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:17.880 oh nutrition, just in total, just because his body is 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.160 a machine and he needs to be ready to perform. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:25.599 But it's a million dollars a bit much. That sounds extreme? 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.560 What what how much money does he make a year? 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:32.280 Because he's a good and he's probably you know, he's 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.440 got to be like he's a quarterback. Um, he's a 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:39.760 he's a very good quarterback. He's probably at least fifteen millions. Okay, 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.719 so he's fifteen mates, So this is what this is? 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:46.040 What what's one million? What's the percentage? So that's fifteen million. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.039 That's more than ten percent? No, no, no, one million 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:51.440 is not not more than ten percent. It's not more 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.520 in t percent. Okay, So that's fine, that's but I 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:57.440 just made a number up. Let's let's let's google. That's 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.960 just some fact checking. But I'm telling you he makes 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.080 lot of money, yeah, because I mean, you know, I 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:05.360 mean it's probably similar to um, like Tom Brady. Tom 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.960 Brady probably spend that much money on himself. Okay, so 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.680 we're finding out how much wrestle. So all right, so 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:18.400 if if he made um fifteen million, now is it okay? 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:26.920 If he's making fifteen oh even better? Well, see football 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:30.480 is so confusing. But he's got some something. This thing 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.880 said thirty two million. Oh yeah, go on, spend million 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:37.720 on your body, sir, but at two But I don't 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.800 know if that's okay, I don't know if that's right, 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:42.040 just because football, you know, and they have all these 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:46.760 like bonuses and R Wilson has a one cap charge 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:50.679 of eight okay, he has a nineteen million dollars salary 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:54.119 this year. This was last year with another thirteen million 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:58.080 flowing from So yes, if he's making that much money, 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.040 thirty something million, yes, and he wants to continue making 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:03.160 that much money. Yeah, he's gotta he's gotta put in 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:04.880 one million on his body. I'm not mad at that. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.440 So I'm assuming that one million is trainers, Yes, that's 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:14.400 um nutritionist, diet Yeah, that's chefs, Toby, yeah, yeah, maybe 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.800 even surgery therapists. Like that's that's a lot. That stuff 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.120 adds up. And that's why like being a professional, Like 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:23.640 people don't really realize what goes into being a professional athlete. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:28.280 Your body is texting. Yes, yes, I wonder if he 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:33.679 hasn't insured maybe probably Yeah, that insurance probably be really high, 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.960 like really really high. Right, Okay, alright, So Russell, I 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.319 was gonna trash you, but I'm not because Robin has 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.160 broken it down and now that I know the numbers, 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.760 going to spend spending money, think he was spending that 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:48.640 on like pedicures and stuff, haircre stuff, a haircut, Yes, 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.360 I would. Would you just see a headline? I did? 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.800 I did, said Russell because someone he was in an 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.040 interview and someone asked him if that was true, because 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.720 that was a rumor, and he was like, yeah, yeah, 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:00.960 and at his age, especially because he's like a little 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:04.600 older than me, he's playing for a long time. Yeah, 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:06.760 so I believe it. I mean, I don't like if 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.720 I didn't read the article, but I assume that's what 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:12.880 he's implying on his training and health and nutrition. And 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:14.840 if I'm Sierra, I'm like, well, if you're gonna spend 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:17.680 a million on your body, I must spend five million 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.880 on mine because I can drop it like a hat 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.720 and twirk that thing. You don't need to spend nothing 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.120 on her body. Her body has always been amazing. Yeah, No, 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.400 she's she's a beautiful woman for sure. I mean her 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:31.960 like like she she just has nice, lean, trim, muscular tone, secure, 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.160 And it's always been like I heard that she got 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.079 the muscles like injected into her body. You heard that. 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.960 I'm being a hater. I'm just being a hater. Never 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:43.160 I've never heard that. Okay, there's a show on that 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:46.360 I want to talk about called The Courtship. Okay, because 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.760 I haven't seen it yet, but I've seen so many 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.000 um ads for it and teasers for it and all 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:55.360 that kind of good stuff and um, the show is 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:59.600 uh okay. So we just had a guest appear and 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:04.760 his miss Carter haboo hey, and Carter has is that 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.880 marker on your head? Is that blood? When Carter came 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:10.240 home from school with a busted lip and marker on 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:17.360 his forehead? Confused, we need an explanation, Okay, hit me 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:20.120 with their head, was going back, Oh wow, this is today. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:25.240 You got busted today. Recess Okay, oh my gosh, recess. Okay, 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.240 but he's still cute, y'all even with a busted lip. 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:33.920 He you okay, sticking out though. Oh yeah. And then 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.520 but you have marker on your forehead. We did an explanation. 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:40.600 What happened? Like red marker guys on his forehead? What happened? 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:46.080 My brother? He drew marker on my forehead at the 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:51.920 bus on the bus and away I've got falling like 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.280 like like right in a little little bus. Okay, So 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.600 the marker on your head came from Corey, your brother. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.679 This is amazing. So no one hurt you at school, 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:02.480 but she was leaving school trying to get on the 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:05.280 bus and your brother came for you with a red 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:10.280 marker like for no reason, he just out here, he he, 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:21.040 I'm gonna mark Carter's face up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:22.600 but I just want for the record, I want everybody know, 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.400 red marker on your forehead and busted up you still cute, 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.240 Still a CUTEI pie, still very cute. All right, Well, 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:43.520 hopefully it comes out, but it's a rough day. Chow. Alright. So, 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.600 as we were saying before, we were um giving this 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:52.240 full forehead explanation the courtship. Okay, so it is about 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:56.720 a black woman who is transported back into medieval times, 0:11:56.840 --> 0:12:00.559 right or back into the long one time ago, a 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.040 long time ago when they wore poopy dresses, which, by 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.240 the way, I'm a little jealous because I think that's like, 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.080 you know, when people cared about really what they wore 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:11.400 for toe and they had all gloves and all this stuff. Anyway, 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:17.000 and she is courted yes, yes, like can I give 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.480 you some great yes with like etiquette, and they have 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:23.360 to write letters, yes, write me a ladder. Yes, that's 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.480 how you're gonna get me. So it's like it's similar 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:28.520 to the Bachelor or bachelorette. So it's a she's a 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:32.240 beautiful girl, yes, um, young black girl named Nicole. That 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:35.000 is the I don't even know what you would call her, 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.720 like not, I'm sure they're not. You know, she's the bachelorette. Yeah, 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:41.520 but like what are they what the terminology are they're 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:44.120 using for her? Yes? And then she has like a group, 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:48.760 a large group of suitors yes, that are courting her. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.480 So it's like the bachelorette where you know, all these 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.520 guys have to prove their love and she got them. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.040 It's and then I believe her parents are involved because 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.600 her parents need to make sure that the courtship, however 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:03.480 these guys according her, is done properly to approve and 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:06.400 like it's all like you know, meet me, like have 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:10.600 a picnic and bring some grapes and some cheese, like 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:13.520 what it's That's how I want to be courting. It's 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.679 so cute though, It's like really cool and I'm like 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:19.400 I feel like, um, every man needs to watch this 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.760 show and like because we step up on your game. Yes, 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.080 I'm not out here in the streets, but I know 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.320 how it is where these men are just you know, 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:33.200 hitting you in your d M. Yes exactly, And that's 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.520 just like not cool. And I think there's something to 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.680 be said about just like keeping your clothes on and 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:43.480 getting to know people and taking the whole like um, 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:46.840 sex out of it, taking just not only sex, but 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:51.760 like anything that's touching, physical out of it. Yes, yes, 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.640 I love it. It's so awesome. So yeah, that's that's 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:59.280 that's on NBC. I'm gonna send Grace to um have 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:03.199 this donehould like to be the Grace my daughter. She's 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.199 the best, right, Yes, I would approve of men corching 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.480 her in this way, but imagine how hard it will be, 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.240 maybe for this young lady Nicole to go from this 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.920 show where they have all this you know, the kid 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.920 and all of this stuff, the circumstance, and then back 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.760 to real world, back to like going home, and and 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.320 a dude is like, what up? Meet your feet? I 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:26.160 like you, you like me. Let's go, let's get it. 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:31.120 Do you want to do half on a baby? Marry me? What? 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.000 Get out of here? Busters? All right, we have a 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:38.080 new segment for the recently shady. Okay, yeah, I'm coming 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:39.680 up with new segments every five minutes. I mean yeah, 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:41.600 we got a new segment on time. It's just we're 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:44.520 just reading. We're just talking, y'all. We just talking. Robin 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.480 does not like when I say we have a new segment, 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:53.440 because it technically gives the segment itself is it's like, 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.400 let's okay, you know what, we have a new segment. 0:14:56.880 --> 0:15:01.960 It's cold. Which one is it? Do we have a segment? Yes? 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:10.560 The new segment is called call and response. Okay, because 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:17.960 we called we asked everyone a question, right and the okay, okay, okay, 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.400 So that's going to go. You know, we the question 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:25.240 is going to change. That's true. I don't really like this, 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.640 but you don't like quote a record. I want everyone 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.400 to know between me and Robin, Robin is very organized. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:34.040 She is very um. She needs to know what's going on. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.520 She needs to you know, everything needs to be It's 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.600 weird you're talking about like that. Sounds like you too, though, 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:43.120 But I'm not really like that when it comes to this. Yeah, 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:45.320 I'm just like, what we're talking about, Okay, let's talk right, 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:48.280 and I want to plan. Yes, Robin's a planner, that's 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.440 what she is. I'm kind of organized. I'm organized in 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.640 my own way. Robin is a planner. So because I 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:54.600 did not tell her in advance that this is a 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.440 new segment, she's like, oh, this ain't a new segment. 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.560 This is this segment is not happened. Okay. So guess 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.840 what guys were just talking we're talking about forever when 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:07.760 you know they weren't the one, right, Okay? So we 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:11.320 asked y'all to let us know when you knew this 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.920 dude to this woman, this whoever was just not the one. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.000 I have so many of them. Oh yeah, I mean 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:21.720 meaning me personally. Yes, we want to hear yours too, well. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.200 I mean, I I don't, I don't. I did know 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.840 when this guy picked me up and his car stunk, 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:30.560 he was not the one. Okay, there's there's that. I mean, 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:34.560 if the car stunt, imagine what else stunk his balls? 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:38.120 No question about it. Just no question about that, okay. 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:42.320 And I mean, over my, you know, dating life, it's 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.240 just just so many things and so many times I'm like, yo, 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:49.400 I will not see you further than this date right here, 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.680 and how fast can I get out of here? You 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:56.000 have stories for days, oh my gosh, for days. But 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.000 I won't bore y'all with that because you all have 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:00.080 sent us you are. If I if I think of 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:04.919 something as we go through these, um, I'll let you know. Um. Okay, 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:09.359 So this one in particular. It's just plain and simple. Okay, 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:11.000 and this has this happens a lot and it's plain 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:12.800 a simple thing. Okay. So I knew he wasn't the 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:17.640 one when he didn't consider my needs during sexual interactions. 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.480 Everything was always about him. Okay, guys, for the record, like, 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.600 don't do that. Don't just have sex so that you 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.280 can get off. And I'm sure that is so common, Yes, 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:31.399 so common. That is. Yeah, if the man is not 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.919 satisfying you sexually, no, he is not the one. If 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:37.080 he doesn't even ask you, are you enjoying this or whatever, 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:40.240 if you don't check in right, he is not the one. Yes, 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.320 this one woman said she knew he wasn't the one. 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:53.960 Day one what what? What does that mean? That day 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.480 one usually is when they she knows that they're not. Oh, 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:59.400 she's just saying like, it doesn't take much, like so, 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.439 so she's not going down the road and then finding 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:04.000 out they're not the one. She's like, okay, as soon 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.640 as she meets them, she knows you're not the one, 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.840 You're not the one. Okay, that's good. That's like her 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:12.280 spidy senses are up, yes, yes, so for you. Okay, 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:16.000 So how long does it take you to figure out 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:18.960 they're not the one? Um? I guess it depends because 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:21.720 it depends depends on the car. It was like, it 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.960 was like, oh my god, can he drove me back home? Um? 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:27.280 It just depends on the guy. Okay. So what if 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:29.480 the guy with the stinky car had a great personality 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:34.240 and like, you really enjoyed the date? Okay? So so 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.000 I got until he picked me up. So I got 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:38.359 into the stinky car to go to the restaurant. At 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.800 the restaurant, he had a nice personality. Okay, but then 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:42.480 I had to get back in the stinky car to 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:46.000 go home. So the lasting impression, remember, was the stinky car. 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:47.560 I don't want to ever get in that car again. 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:52.240 So you're out of here. Yes, So okay, I knew 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:55.480 this is actually he's actually uh, I can't say who is. 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:58.160 He's a celebrity kinda, but anyway, I knew he wasn't 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:01.399 the one. We went out of town and I forgot 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:04.080 my underwear right for whatever reason, I just like all 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:05.440 my underwear that I was gonna wear for the weekend 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:09.159 I forgot. So he was like, all right, you can 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:14.159 just wear mine, And he didn't have like cute boxers. 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:16.880 He had like what do you call him? T white? Yes, 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:20.359 he had tighty. Instead of like him being like okay, okay, 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.760 let's go to he was like, oh, you can just 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:27.040 wear mine? What? But my dumbass was like okay, thanks, 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:32.280 and I warm. But later I realized no, I was, 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:36.200 I was out of college. I was um, I was 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:38.520 out of college like I was in my twenties, and 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:40.119 this should not have been had. That should not have 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:42.400 gone down like it went town. That is ill. First 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:44.879 of all, okay, was this was that brand new underwear 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:47.000 you were wearing it? I don't know, I can't remember, 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:51.560 but I did wear his underwear, and I might even 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:54.000 giving him back when I was you know him very well? No, 0:19:54.119 --> 0:19:56.440 not at all, and why were we even going out 0:19:56.440 --> 0:19:58.639 of town together? Right? Yeah? But he was kind of 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:01.080 like your lying, you didn't forget your underwear? Yeah? Why 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:03.480 would I even make that up? So I was just like, 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:05.359 yeah I did, I said, you know, and I even 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:06.960 said kind of like can we stop at the store 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:09.280 or something. He's like, oh, you could just wear mine. 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:12.960 Let me tell you something done with him, I'll tell 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:17.439 you who he was later robbing. Okay, yes, okay, so 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:20.840 I have one. Um, when we watched my favorite movie 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:24.280 and he laughed at all the wrong parts. Oh I 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:27.160 hate that. Yeah, that's like if your sense of humor 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:31.240 is not in line, yes, together, it can't work. And 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:34.480 then and like, like I have a goofy sense of humor, 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:38.840 so I might find like every like little stupid things funny. 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:41.480 And it's funny because like one he'll he'll literally watch 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:44.440 like the same scene over again, over and over again 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:47.680 and find something different to laugh about, you know what 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:50.280 I mean. So it's like, okay, like as long as 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:51.919 you can like laugh, but if you're laughing at like 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:53.960 stuff that's not even funny, or if you're not laughing 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:58.280 at the funny stuff. Yeah, Um, so this one, this 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:01.719 woman knew knew that he's not the one when he 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:08.960 viciously screamed at my dog. Okay, yeah, everybody knows you 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:13.040 gotta treat the animals really nicely. Like if, right, if 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:15.879 you're trying to date somebody and they have a dog, 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:19.280 you gotta treat that dog like that's your child or something, 0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:21.879 you know. Yeah, And I'm not even a dog person, 0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:24.600 but I do know because like my sister has a 0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:26.919 dog and I won't even call the dog by the 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:28.880 dog's name. I make up a name for the dog. 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:34.040 I don't know. I guess I just have disrespectful us. 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:36.400 I don't. I don't know. You do that to annoy 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:42.400 your sister. Okay, Robin, you're asking me too many questions, right, Hi, 0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:48.320 can I'm not gonna say your name, yes, okay, my sister, yeah, okay, 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:54.919 I can say this and Giselle. Okay. My sister's dog's 0:21:55.000 --> 0:22:00.359 name is Aretha, so okay, right, Okay, it's like along 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:04.960 and it's like Aretha Franko, Yes, I call the dog 0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:07.760 and she gets really mad at me, gets upset. She''re 0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:10.600 going to confuse the dog. She's like, my dog's name 0:22:10.720 --> 0:22:15.240 is Aretha, and I'm like, okay, alright, I take it back. 0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:19.520 I will call her Reming, right, And that's like a 0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:22.399 term of endearment, right, So I did. I for sure 0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:26.280 would not yell at the dog, because I get yelled 0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:30.160