Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is should
Speaker 1: I keep competing for a spot? Should I keep competing
Speaker 1: for a spot? We'll get into that, find out what
Speaker 1: that's all about, because right now the Nephew is here
Speaker 1: with today's break phone call, which you got for us.
Speaker 2: Now, before we get started, I want to thank Richmond,
Speaker 2: Virginia for six sold out comedy shows we did. Thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. Lines wrapped around the building to
Speaker 2: come see the food at his best, and I want
Speaker 2: to say I'm grateful. Laying in the cut is Montgomery, Alabama.
Speaker 2: I will be there show only. That would be March
Speaker 2: thirty and Saturday night at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center
Speaker 2: along with Earthquake my Man JJ Williamson and Celebrity the Comedian,
Speaker 2: hosted by Yours truly Nephew Toimey. Let's get into it.
Speaker 2: This right here is can you do my makeup? Can
Speaker 2: you do my makeup? A lot of people won't make
Speaker 2: up on their phase. A lot of people won't make
Speaker 2: up in various places. I actually won't make up done
Speaker 2: on my butt? Can you do my makeup? Hey? Hey,
Speaker 2: you want it? What you want it. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean? You want it where you won't. Let's go
Speaker 2: all right. Some people want a nice made up but
Speaker 2: I want a nice made up but you wanted to move.
Speaker 1: No no discoloration.
Speaker 3: Beat to the gold. Yes, I love, Let's go. Okay, Hello,
Speaker 3: hello man? We do uh? Brandy? Yes, this is Brandy Brandon.
Speaker 3: My name is Carl. I'm calling. I got ah. You
Speaker 3: can't highly recommend it. You actually you're you actually are?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't know if I'm saying it right.
Speaker 3: A makeup artist, makeup styleist, what what do you call it?
Speaker 4: It's makeup artist. I'm professional makeup artists okay.
Speaker 3: And you work at the you work with the makeup
Speaker 3: counter and correct Okay, listen, I gotta I got a
Speaker 3: photo shoot coming up and I wanted to see about
Speaker 3: uh sometime this week, maybe the following week. You could
Speaker 3: actually come in and I hire you to actually make
Speaker 3: me up for my photo shoot. Is do you do
Speaker 3: a lot of photo shoots at all? Or you?
Speaker 4: Yes, sir? I sure do. I've been in the business
Speaker 4: for ten years, so I've been around several photo shoots.
Speaker 3: Okay, good deal. So what's I mean? You have any
Speaker 3: time this week that I can actually just come in
Speaker 3: and we can do like a trial run or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll actually be here Friday for about six hours
Speaker 4: with Friday work for you. I'm here, I start at eleven.
Speaker 3: At eleven, I mean I could come in like maybe
Speaker 3: like around three on Friday if you can you squeeze
Speaker 3: me in at that time.
Speaker 4: I sure can.
Speaker 3: Okay, What's what's so good? Is there a certain makeup
Speaker 3: for men whether it's gonna works out?
Speaker 4: It works out the same as for women in photo shoots.
Speaker 4: You just need some type of cream, foundation, something to
Speaker 4: even out the skin tone, powder you down to take
Speaker 4: away the oils, cover up any blimmishes or anything like that.
Speaker 4: It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get
Speaker 4: the whole eyeshadow and lashes and stuff.
Speaker 3: Right right right, right right, Well I'm not making all that,
Speaker 3: but I just try to, you know, just trying to
Speaker 3: look good on camera. Let me ask you this, how
Speaker 3: much makeup have you done as far as men? You
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yes, okay, I'm.
Speaker 4: Very comfortable with it. You'll be fine, trust me.
Speaker 3: That's what I was really worried about it. If you
Speaker 3: were going to be comfortable with it. Because I mean,
Speaker 3: have you done I'm a little conscientious about a few things,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And uh have you have
Speaker 3: you how many butts have you done?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, how many what.
Speaker 3: Like like like butts? You know how many? How many
Speaker 3: butts have you made up?
Speaker 4: I haven't made up any butt?
Speaker 3: Like are you like you mean like a yeah? I
Speaker 3: mean because see, I'm actually doing a nude photo shoot
Speaker 3: and uh, you know, I got a couple of scratches
Speaker 3: and you know, some old scars on my butt, and
Speaker 3: you know, like you said, you know, I'm a little
Speaker 3: shy about you know, some of that South. You can
Speaker 3: actually hope you can actually make sure that those scars
Speaker 3: don't show, and you know you say you kind of
Speaker 3: you know, uh make sure everything is doesn't look oily,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And I just need to
Speaker 3: get my out.
Speaker 4: Well, but I didn't when I didn't understand what you're
Speaker 4: talking about. I may not be the makeup art. I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm not seriously, I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 3: Your okay, but I mean we're just talking about makeup though.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know you're talking about yeah, but I'm not.
Speaker 4: About to put my makeup brushes that I use on
Speaker 4: people's faces on your ad like to tell your photographer
Speaker 4: to like photoshop that.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's why I'm coming in to see you
Speaker 3: on Friday. I want you to do everything and make
Speaker 3: me up there in the store so I can see
Speaker 3: what it looks like. I want to see you. You
Speaker 3: were going to come into.
Speaker 4: My job and make me do your like? What are you?
Speaker 4: What planted? Or where did you think that was gonna work?
Speaker 4: You cannot come into my job. How are you going
Speaker 4: to come to my job naked? Seriously?
Speaker 3: I mean, well, I was gonna wear a robe. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna just you know, walk there or not.
Speaker 4: Don't you even think about coming into my job? Who
Speaker 4: referred you?
Speaker 3: Who talked?
Speaker 4: You need to delete this number? Do not. I'm not
Speaker 4: about to get this job.
Speaker 3: Done, okay. I don't want to. I don't want what
Speaker 3: you Why is it a problem with you doing? What
Speaker 3: is the problem with You're doing my butt and putting
Speaker 3: some makeup on it? Now, if I need to buy
Speaker 3: you some brushes, I buy you some brushes and you
Speaker 3: can take I don't want you to buy me anything.
Speaker 4: I don't want you coming into my job. I don't
Speaker 4: want you calling me ever again to do any kind
Speaker 4: of work.
Speaker 3: I'm coming in there and I'm now listen, I.
Speaker 4: Am a professional makeup artist. Clearly you don't know what
Speaker 4: that means.
Speaker 3: So then you will take out the part that's bothering
Speaker 3: you and through the job. Lady, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: If my star is on it, I want to clear.
Speaker 3: I want to call on you.
Speaker 4: Before I get real ignorant. I'm not about to finish
Speaker 4: this conversation. Do not come into my job. Do not
Speaker 4: call me to do your That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: So so so, I guess it's say to go around
Speaker 3: and let people know that Brandy is not professional because
Speaker 3: you can't do part.
Speaker 4: Education is good in the streets to boo. You can't
Speaker 4: go around and tell anybody that I'm not professional. Nobody
Speaker 4: ever called me to do there. Get some skincare for you,
Speaker 4: how about that? And then you won't need any makeup?
Speaker 3: Oh no, you did. You're not gonna sit here now
Speaker 3: start talking about if I told you some of my
Speaker 3: deepest secrets to let you know. I want to come
Speaker 3: in there and get.
Speaker 4: Some mad when you're bad for telling the stranger your
Speaker 4: deepest secret.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what I'm coming up to your store
Speaker 3: anyway on Friday, all right, and I'll talk to you
Speaker 3: a boss. I'm letting them know.
Speaker 4: Don't let it for you. You hurt me, don't come
Speaker 4: in my job. Look if I lose my job over
Speaker 4: your foolishness, I guarantee you will be paying all my bills.
Speaker 3: Okay. The bottom line is, I'm coming in there with
Speaker 3: my robe on Friday. Somebody gonna do my butt. You
Speaker 3: your manager, you're not.
Speaker 4: Coming you know what? How about you come up here
Speaker 4: right now? How could I go ahead and take care
Speaker 4: of the situation right now? I'm hearing now, can you.
Speaker 3: Come right now? I'm up there right now with my
Speaker 3: roll bull am, my.
Speaker 4: Roll welling, bring your butt up here right now. We'll
Speaker 4: see if your budgets done. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3: Okay. With the bottom line, who is your manager anyway?
Speaker 3: What's she at? Is she there?
Speaker 4: I am the manager?
Speaker 3: Now what? Okay? See that's what the damn problem is.
Speaker 3: You got your little self a little position at your job.
Speaker 3: Now you're trying to throw your weight around if if
Speaker 3: a person wants to get their butt done. Okay, look
Speaker 3: then you'll see avatar, you've have makeup all on. They
Speaker 3: butt all on their back and every where.
Speaker 4: Not you call them. You call them and ask them
Speaker 4: to do your butt. Don't call me. I'm hanging up.
Speaker 4: Do not call me anymore.
Speaker 3: They gonna make up artists.
Speaker 4: What are you look? This conversation is over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's over because you know what. Let me tell
Speaker 3: you something. You do you know who you're talking to?
Speaker 3: Do you know who you're talking to?
Speaker 4: Do you know who you're talking to?
Speaker 3: I know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy,
Speaker 3: But do Brandy know who Brandy talking to?
Speaker 4: Clearly somebody who is ignorant.
Speaker 3: Okay, well let me tell you who I am. This
Speaker 3: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Alby Morning Show. You
Speaker 3: just got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen.
Speaker 4: You are lie. I'll get off the phone. Why do that?
Speaker 4: I hope nobody's listening.
Speaker 3: I got you good, I got you good.
Speaker 4: Good with the butt, Yeah for real, get you some
Speaker 4: skincare problem.
Speaker 3: Maybe I got one more thing. I gotta ask you,
Speaker 3: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
Speaker 3: radio show in the.
Speaker 4: Land, all the damn Steve Harvey Morning Show, and now
Speaker 4: you have it.
Speaker 2: But but but stupid is still here. A little late
Speaker 2: with the stupid this morning, but I am here. You know,
Speaker 2: can you do my can you do my makeup on
Speaker 2: my butt? Or like a buffet above facial? You know,
Speaker 2: like that would be a butt facial, a buff facial,
Speaker 2: you get facial on your face, Get a buttle, get
Speaker 2: a buffer. The person was stupid this long? Yeah, really,
Speaker 2: I mean really, you know, I mean we damned there
Speaker 2: out of time. All right, Well, butt scrub, a nice
Speaker 2: butt scrub.
Speaker 1: But don't give up on your dreams though, please. Coming
Speaker 1: up next, it is the Strawberry letter, the subject that
Speaker 1: it should I keep competing for a spot. We'll find
Speaker 1: out what that's all about. Right after this. You're listening
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