WEBVTT - Can You Do My Make Up (On My Butt)

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is should

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<v Speaker 1>I keep competing for a spot? Should I keep competing

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<v Speaker 1>for a spot? We'll get into that, find out what

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<v Speaker 1>that's all about, because right now the Nephew is here

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<v Speaker 2>Now, before we get started, I want to thank Richmond,

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<v Speaker 2>I will be there show only. That would be March

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<v Speaker 2>thirty and Saturday night at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center

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<v Speaker 2>along with Earthquake my Man JJ Williamson and Celebrity the Comedian,

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<v Speaker 2>hosted by Yours truly Nephew Toimey. Let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>This right here is can you do my makeup? Can

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<v Speaker 2>you do my makeup? A lot of people won't make

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<v Speaker 2>up on their phase. A lot of people won't make

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<v Speaker 2>up in various places. I actually won't make up done

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<v Speaker 2>on my butt? Can you do my makeup? Hey? Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you want it? What you want it. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? You want it where you won't. Let's go

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<v Speaker 2>all right. Some people want a nice made up but

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<v Speaker 2>I want a nice made up but you wanted to move.

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<v Speaker 1>No no discoloration.

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<v Speaker 3>Beat to the gold. Yes, I love, Let's go. Okay, Hello,

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<v Speaker 3>hello man? We do uh? Brandy? Yes, this is Brandy Brandon.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Carl. I'm calling. I got ah. You

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<v Speaker 3>can't highly recommend it. You actually you're you actually are?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I don't know if I'm saying it right.

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<v Speaker 3>A makeup artist, makeup styleist, what what do you call it?

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<v Speaker 4>It's makeup artist. I'm professional makeup artists okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And you work at the you work with the makeup

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<v Speaker 3>counter and correct Okay, listen, I gotta I got a

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<v Speaker 3>photo shoot coming up and I wanted to see about

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<v Speaker 3>uh sometime this week, maybe the following week. You could

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<v Speaker 3>actually come in and I hire you to actually make

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<v Speaker 3>me up for my photo shoot. Is do you do

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of photo shoots at all? Or you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, sir? I sure do. I've been in the business

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<v Speaker 4>for ten years, so I've been around several photo shoots.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, good deal. So what's I mean? You have any

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<v Speaker 3>time this week that I can actually just come in

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<v Speaker 3>and we can do like a trial run or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll actually be here Friday for about six hours

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<v Speaker 4>with Friday work for you. I'm here, I start at eleven.

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<v Speaker 3>At eleven, I mean I could come in like maybe

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<v Speaker 3>like around three on Friday if you can you squeeze

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<v Speaker 3>me in at that time.

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<v Speaker 4>I sure can.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, What's what's so good? Is there a certain makeup

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<v Speaker 3>for men whether it's gonna works out?

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<v Speaker 4>It works out the same as for women in photo shoots.

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<v Speaker 4>You just need some type of cream, foundation, something to

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<v Speaker 4>even out the skin tone, powder you down to take

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<v Speaker 4>away the oils, cover up any blimmishes or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get

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<v Speaker 4>the whole eyeshadow and lashes and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Right right right, right right, Well I'm not making all that,

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<v Speaker 3>but I just try to, you know, just trying to

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<v Speaker 3>look good on camera. Let me ask you this, how

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<v Speaker 3>much makeup have you done as far as men? You

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean? Yes, okay, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Very comfortable with it. You'll be fine, trust me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I was really worried about it. If you

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<v Speaker 3>were going to be comfortable with it. Because I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>have you done I'm a little conscientious about a few things,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean? And uh have you have

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<v Speaker 3>you how many butts have you done?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, how many what.

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<v Speaker 3>Like like like butts? You know how many? How many

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<v Speaker 3>butts have you made up?

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't made up any butt?

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<v Speaker 3>Like are you like you mean like a yeah? I

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<v Speaker 3>mean because see, I'm actually doing a nude photo shoot

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<v Speaker 3>and uh, you know, I got a couple of scratches

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, some old scars on my butt, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like you said, you know, I'm a little

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<v Speaker 3>shy about you know, some of that South. You can

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<v Speaker 3>actually hope you can actually make sure that those scars

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<v Speaker 3>don't show, and you know you say you kind of

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<v Speaker 3>you know, uh make sure everything is doesn't look oily,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. And I just need to

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<v Speaker 3>get my out.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, but I didn't when I didn't understand what you're

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<v Speaker 4>talking about. I may not be the makeup art. I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not seriously, I'm not gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>Your okay, but I mean we're just talking about makeup though.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know you're talking about yeah, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>About to put my makeup brushes that I use on

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<v Speaker 4>people's faces on your ad like to tell your photographer

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<v Speaker 4>to like photoshop that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, that's why I'm coming in to see you

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<v Speaker 3>on Friday. I want you to do everything and make

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<v Speaker 3>me up there in the store so I can see

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<v Speaker 3>what it looks like. I want to see you. You

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<v Speaker 3>were going to come into.

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<v Speaker 4>My job and make me do your like? What are you?

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<v Speaker 4>What planted? Or where did you think that was gonna work?

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<v Speaker 4>You cannot come into my job. How are you going

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<v Speaker 4>to come to my job naked? Seriously?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, well, I was gonna wear a robe. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna just you know, walk there or not.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you even think about coming into my job? Who

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<v Speaker 4>referred you?

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<v Speaker 3>Who talked?

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<v Speaker 4>You need to delete this number? Do not. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>about to get this job.

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<v Speaker 3>Done, okay. I don't want to. I don't want what

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<v Speaker 3>you Why is it a problem with you doing? What

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<v Speaker 3>is the problem with You're doing my butt and putting

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<v Speaker 3>some makeup on it? Now, if I need to buy

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<v Speaker 3>you some brushes, I buy you some brushes and you

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<v Speaker 3>can take I don't want you to buy me anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want you coming into my job. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want you calling me ever again to do any kind

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<v Speaker 4>of work.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm coming in there and I'm now listen, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Am a professional makeup artist. Clearly you don't know what

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<v Speaker 4>that means.

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<v Speaker 3>So then you will take out the part that's bothering

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<v Speaker 3>you and through the job. Lady, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>If my star is on it, I want to clear.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to call on you.

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<v Speaker 4>Before I get real ignorant. I'm not about to finish

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<v Speaker 4>this conversation. Do not come into my job. Do not

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<v Speaker 4>call me to do your That's not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 3>So so so, I guess it's say to go around

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<v Speaker 3>and let people know that Brandy is not professional because

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<v Speaker 3>you can't do part.

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<v Speaker 4>Education is good in the streets to boo. You can't

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<v Speaker 4>go around and tell anybody that I'm not professional. Nobody

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<v Speaker 4>ever called me to do there. Get some skincare for you,

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<v Speaker 4>how about that? And then you won't need any makeup?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, you did. You're not gonna sit here now

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<v Speaker 3>start talking about if I told you some of my

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<v Speaker 3>deepest secrets to let you know. I want to come

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<v Speaker 3>in there and get.

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<v Speaker 4>Some mad when you're bad for telling the stranger your

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<v Speaker 4>deepest secret.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know what I'm coming up to your store

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<v Speaker 3>anyway on Friday, all right, and I'll talk to you

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<v Speaker 3>a boss. I'm letting them know.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't let it for you. You hurt me, don't come

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<v Speaker 4>in my job. Look if I lose my job over

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<v Speaker 4>your foolishness, I guarantee you will be paying all my bills.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. The bottom line is, I'm coming in there with

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<v Speaker 3>my robe on Friday. Somebody gonna do my butt. You

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<v Speaker 3>your manager, you're not.

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<v Speaker 4>Coming you know what? How about you come up here

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<v Speaker 4>right now? How could I go ahead and take care

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<v Speaker 4>of the situation right now? I'm hearing now, can you.

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<v Speaker 3>Come right now? I'm up there right now with my

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<v Speaker 3>roll bull am, my.

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<v Speaker 4>Roll welling, bring your butt up here right now. We'll

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<v Speaker 4>see if your budgets done. I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. With the bottom line, who is your manager anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>What's she at? Is she there?

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<v Speaker 4>I am the manager?

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<v Speaker 3>Now what? Okay? See that's what the damn problem is.

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<v Speaker 3>You got your little self a little position at your job.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you're trying to throw your weight around if if

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<v Speaker 3>a person wants to get their butt done. Okay, look

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<v Speaker 3>then you'll see avatar, you've have makeup all on. They

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<v Speaker 3>butt all on their back and every where.

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<v Speaker 4>Not you call them. You call them and ask them

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<v Speaker 4>to do your butt. Don't call me. I'm hanging up.

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<v Speaker 4>Do not call me anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>They gonna make up artists.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you look? This conversation is over.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's over because you know what. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 3>you something. You do you know who you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know who you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know who you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 3>I know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy,

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<v Speaker 3>But do Brandy know who Brandy talking to?

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<v Speaker 4>Clearly somebody who is ignorant.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well let me tell you who I am. This

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<v Speaker 3>is nephew Tommy from the Steve Alby Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 3>just got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen.

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<v Speaker 4>You are lie. I'll get off the phone. Why do that?

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<v Speaker 4>I hope nobody's listening.

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<v Speaker 3>I got you good, I got you good.

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<v Speaker 4>Good with the butt, Yeah for real, get you some

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<v Speaker 4>skincare problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I got one more thing. I gotta ask you,

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<v Speaker 3>what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest

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<v Speaker 3>radio show in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Land, all the damn Steve Harvey Morning Show, and now

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<v Speaker 4>you have it.

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<v Speaker 2>But but but stupid is still here. A little late

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<v Speaker 2>with the stupid this morning, but I am here. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>can you do my can you do my makeup on

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<v Speaker 2>my butt? Or like a buffet above facial? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>like that would be a butt facial, a buff facial,

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<v Speaker 2>you get facial on your face, Get a buttle, get

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<v Speaker 2>a buffer. The person was stupid this long? Yeah, really,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean really, you know, I mean we damned there

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<v Speaker 2>out of time. All right, Well, butt scrub, a nice

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<v Speaker 2>butt scrub.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't give up on your dreams though, please. Coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next, it is the Strawberry letter, the subject that

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<v Speaker 1>it should I keep competing for a spot. We'll find

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<v Speaker 1>out what that's all about. Right after this. You're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to The Harvey Morning Show.