1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is should 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: I keep competing for a spot? Should I keep competing 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: for a spot? We'll get into that, find out what 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: that's all about, because right now the Nephew is here 6 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: with today's break phone call, which you got for us. 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 2: Now, before we get started, I want to thank Richmond, 8 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 2: Virginia for six sold out comedy shows we did. Thank you, 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. Lines wrapped around the building to 10 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 2: come see the food at his best, and I want 11 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 2: to say I'm grateful. Laying in the cut is Montgomery, Alabama. 12 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 2: I will be there show only. That would be March 13 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 2: thirty and Saturday night at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center 14 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 2: along with Earthquake my Man JJ Williamson and Celebrity the Comedian, 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 2: hosted by Yours truly Nephew Toimey. Let's get into it. 16 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 2: This right here is can you do my makeup? Can 17 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 2: you do my makeup? A lot of people won't make 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: up on their phase. A lot of people won't make 19 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 2: up in various places. I actually won't make up done 20 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 2: on my butt? Can you do my makeup? Hey? Hey, 21 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 2: you want it? What you want it. You know what 22 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 2: I mean? You want it where you won't. Let's go 23 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 2: all right. Some people want a nice made up but 24 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 2: I want a nice made up but you wanted to move. 25 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: No no discoloration. 26 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 3: Beat to the gold. Yes, I love, Let's go. Okay, Hello, 27 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,279 Speaker 3: hello man? We do uh? Brandy? Yes, this is Brandy Brandon. 28 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 3: My name is Carl. I'm calling. I got ah. You 29 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 3: can't highly recommend it. You actually you're you actually are? 30 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't know if I'm saying it right. 31 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 3: A makeup artist, makeup styleist, what what do you call it? 32 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 4: It's makeup artist. I'm professional makeup artists okay. 33 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 3: And you work at the you work with the makeup 34 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 3: counter and correct Okay, listen, I gotta I got a 35 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 3: photo shoot coming up and I wanted to see about 36 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 3: uh sometime this week, maybe the following week. You could 37 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 3: actually come in and I hire you to actually make 38 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 3: me up for my photo shoot. Is do you do 39 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 3: a lot of photo shoots at all? Or you? 40 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 4: Yes, sir? I sure do. I've been in the business 41 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 4: for ten years, so I've been around several photo shoots. 42 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 3: Okay, good deal. So what's I mean? You have any 43 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 3: time this week that I can actually just come in 44 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 3: and we can do like a trial run or something. 45 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll actually be here Friday for about six hours 46 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 4: with Friday work for you. I'm here, I start at eleven. 47 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 3: At eleven, I mean I could come in like maybe 48 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 3: like around three on Friday if you can you squeeze 49 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 3: me in at that time. 50 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 4: I sure can. 51 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 3: Okay, What's what's so good? Is there a certain makeup 52 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 3: for men whether it's gonna works out? 53 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 4: It works out the same as for women in photo shoots. 54 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 4: You just need some type of cream, foundation, something to 55 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 4: even out the skin tone, powder you down to take 56 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,519 Speaker 4: away the oils, cover up any blimmishes or anything like that. 57 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 4: It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get 58 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 4: the whole eyeshadow and lashes and stuff. 59 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 3: Right right right, right right, Well I'm not making all that, 60 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 3: but I just try to, you know, just trying to 61 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 3: look good on camera. Let me ask you this, how 62 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 3: much makeup have you done as far as men? You 63 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yes, okay, I'm. 64 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 4: Very comfortable with it. You'll be fine, trust me. 65 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 3: That's what I was really worried about it. If you 66 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 3: were going to be comfortable with it. Because I mean, 67 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 3: have you done I'm a little conscientious about a few things, 68 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And uh have you have 69 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 3: you how many butts have you done? 70 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, how many what. 71 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 3: Like like like butts? You know how many? How many 72 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 3: butts have you made up? 73 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 4: I haven't made up any butt? 74 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 3: Like are you like you mean like a yeah? I 75 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 3: mean because see, I'm actually doing a nude photo shoot 76 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 3: and uh, you know, I got a couple of scratches 77 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 3: and you know, some old scars on my butt, and 78 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,839 Speaker 3: you know, like you said, you know, I'm a little 79 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 3: shy about you know, some of that South. You can 80 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 3: actually hope you can actually make sure that those scars 81 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 3: don't show, and you know you say you kind of 82 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 3: you know, uh make sure everything is doesn't look oily, 83 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And I just need to 84 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 3: get my out. 85 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 4: Well, but I didn't when I didn't understand what you're 86 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 4: talking about. I may not be the makeup art. I don't. 87 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 4: I'm not seriously, I'm not gonna do. 88 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 3: Your okay, but I mean we're just talking about makeup though. 89 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 3: I mean, you know you're talking about yeah, but I'm not. 90 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 4: About to put my makeup brushes that I use on 91 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 4: people's faces on your ad like to tell your photographer 92 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 4: to like photoshop that. 93 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's why I'm coming in to see you 94 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 3: on Friday. I want you to do everything and make 95 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 3: me up there in the store so I can see 96 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 3: what it looks like. I want to see you. You 97 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 3: were going to come into. 98 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 4: My job and make me do your like? What are you? 99 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 4: What planted? Or where did you think that was gonna work? 100 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 4: You cannot come into my job. How are you going 101 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 4: to come to my job naked? Seriously? 102 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 3: I mean, well, I was gonna wear a robe. I'm 103 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,479 Speaker 3: not gonna just you know, walk there or not. 104 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 4: Don't you even think about coming into my job? Who 105 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 4: referred you? 106 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 3: Who talked? 107 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,359 Speaker 4: You need to delete this number? Do not. I'm not 108 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 4: about to get this job. 109 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 3: Done, okay. I don't want to. I don't want what 110 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 3: you Why is it a problem with you doing? What 111 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,719 Speaker 3: is the problem with You're doing my butt and putting 112 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 3: some makeup on it? Now, if I need to buy 113 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 3: you some brushes, I buy you some brushes and you 114 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 3: can take I don't want you to buy me anything. 115 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 4: I don't want you coming into my job. I don't 116 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 4: want you calling me ever again to do any kind 117 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 4: of work. 118 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 3: I'm coming in there and I'm now listen, I. 119 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 4: Am a professional makeup artist. Clearly you don't know what 120 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 4: that means. 121 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 3: So then you will take out the part that's bothering 122 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,840 Speaker 3: you and through the job. Lady, you know what I mean. 123 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 3: If my star is on it, I want to clear. 124 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 3: I want to call on you. 125 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 4: Before I get real ignorant. I'm not about to finish 126 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 4: this conversation. Do not come into my job. Do not 127 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 4: call me to do your That's not gonna happen. 128 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 3: So so so, I guess it's say to go around 129 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,159 Speaker 3: and let people know that Brandy is not professional because 130 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 3: you can't do part. 131 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 4: Education is good in the streets to boo. You can't 132 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 4: go around and tell anybody that I'm not professional. Nobody 133 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 4: ever called me to do there. Get some skincare for you, 134 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 4: how about that? And then you won't need any makeup? 135 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 3: Oh no, you did. You're not gonna sit here now 136 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,479 Speaker 3: start talking about if I told you some of my 137 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 3: deepest secrets to let you know. I want to come 138 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 3: in there and get. 139 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 4: Some mad when you're bad for telling the stranger your 140 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 4: deepest secret. 141 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 3: Okay, you know what I'm coming up to your store 142 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 3: anyway on Friday, all right, and I'll talk to you 143 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:13,359 Speaker 3: a boss. I'm letting them know. 144 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 4: Don't let it for you. You hurt me, don't come 145 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 4: in my job. Look if I lose my job over 146 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,799 Speaker 4: your foolishness, I guarantee you will be paying all my bills. 147 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 3: Okay. The bottom line is, I'm coming in there with 148 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 3: my robe on Friday. Somebody gonna do my butt. You 149 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 3: your manager, you're not. 150 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,280 Speaker 4: Coming you know what? How about you come up here 151 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 4: right now? How could I go ahead and take care 152 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 4: of the situation right now? I'm hearing now, can you. 153 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 3: Come right now? I'm up there right now with my 154 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,200 Speaker 3: roll bull am, my. 155 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 4: Roll welling, bring your butt up here right now. We'll 156 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 4: see if your budgets done. I'm not doing it. 157 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 3: Okay. With the bottom line, who is your manager anyway? 158 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 3: What's she at? Is she there? 159 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 4: I am the manager? 160 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,279 Speaker 3: Now what? Okay? See that's what the damn problem is. 161 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 3: You got your little self a little position at your job. 162 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,280 Speaker 3: Now you're trying to throw your weight around if if 163 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 3: a person wants to get their butt done. Okay, look 164 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 3: then you'll see avatar, you've have makeup all on. They 165 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 3: butt all on their back and every where. 166 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 4: Not you call them. You call them and ask them 167 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 4: to do your butt. Don't call me. I'm hanging up. 168 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 4: Do not call me anymore. 169 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 3: They gonna make up artists. 170 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 4: What are you look? This conversation is over. 171 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's over because you know what. Let me tell 172 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 3: you something. You do you know who you're talking to? 173 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:18,680 Speaker 3: Do you know who you're talking to? 174 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 4: Do you know who you're talking to? 175 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 3: I know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy, 176 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 3: But do Brandy know who Brandy talking to? 177 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 4: Clearly somebody who is ignorant. 178 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 3: Okay, well let me tell you who I am. This 179 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 3: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Alby Morning Show. You 180 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 3: just got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen. 181 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 4: You are lie. I'll get off the phone. Why do that? 182 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 4: I hope nobody's listening. 183 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 3: I got you good, I got you good. 184 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 4: Good with the butt, Yeah for real, get you some 185 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 4: skincare problem. 186 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 3: Maybe I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, 187 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 3: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest 188 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 3: radio show in the. 189 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 4: Land, all the damn Steve Harvey Morning Show, and now 190 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 4: you have it. 191 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 2: But but but stupid is still here. A little late 192 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 2: with the stupid this morning, but I am here. You know, 193 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 2: can you do my can you do my makeup on 194 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 2: my butt? Or like a buffet above facial? You know, 195 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 2: like that would be a butt facial, a buff facial, 196 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,839 Speaker 2: you get facial on your face, Get a buttle, get 197 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 2: a buffer. The person was stupid this long? Yeah, really, 198 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,200 Speaker 2: I mean really, you know, I mean we damned there 199 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:50,720 Speaker 2: out of time. All right, Well, butt scrub, a nice 200 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 2: butt scrub. 201 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 1: But don't give up on your dreams though, please. Coming 202 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 1: up next, it is the Strawberry letter, the subject that 203 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 1: it should I keep competing for a spot. We'll find 204 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: out what that's all about. Right after this. You're listening 205 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,960 Speaker 1: to The Harvey Morning Show.