Speaker 1: Second, if you dropped your car off at a mechanic
Speaker 1: and they worked on it all day, okay, and you
Speaker 1: came back and they said, never mind, we actually can't
Speaker 1: fix it. In fact, we actually put a few extra
Speaker 1: dents in there somehow. Already. You probably never go back
Speaker 1: to that auto shop ever again. Oh, i'd understand it
Speaker 1: if it was my piece of crap car that I'm driven, right.
Speaker 1: But luckily our listeners have much lower standards. Oh that's
Speaker 1: good because if you have been coming back to us
Speaker 1: after we failed miserably to get them another meet up
Speaker 1: where the mechanic shop mechanics of dating right now, I
Speaker 1: didn't get it, and that's why we have a return
Speaker 1: caller coming back for help again. Rufer, who I don't
Speaker 1: know if you remember did a second date with us
Speaker 1: a while ago. You might remember him as the guy
Speaker 1: who was an hour late to his coffee date because
Speaker 1: he got high right before it and then forgot it
Speaker 1: was happening. Yeah, I didn't turn out. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like that was on us though. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: did the best, kid. Yeah, Ruf, for you sound really
Speaker 1: put together this morning. Are you sober? Is the word?
Speaker 1: We don't know that word. I figured this time around,
Speaker 1: I should come to you guys a little more clear headed.
Speaker 1: We love a man who learns from his mistakes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm trying. I'm trying. Okay, good, sure, I know,
Speaker 1: just bring me away. But we'd like to help you
Speaker 1: with this new girl that you're with. Who is it?
Speaker 1: So this girl her name's Chloe Cute? Did you meet
Speaker 1: her online or what? Yeah? Yeah, online through the apps.
Speaker 1: That's kind of been like the go to here, but
Speaker 1: still just not going well. Like everyone I'm meeting, it
Speaker 1: has been great, but I don't get that second date callback. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: I mean, why do you think that is ruf? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think it must be me. So I
Speaker 1: asked Buddy, and he said it was probably like sometimes
Speaker 1: I can come across a little too low energy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like it seemed to be uninvested. Yeah, are disinterested typical
Speaker 1: side effects of that lifestyle. Did you have that conversation
Speaker 1: before you went out with Chloe? Like? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: like I didn't say that to her, but I took
Speaker 1: that information into account and tried to like apply it
Speaker 1: on the stake. Yeah, I get learning from mistakes. I
Speaker 1: thought you'd be a man who would try to improve.
Speaker 1: That's great. How did you how did you apply it
Speaker 1: into your day? What did you do well? So like
Speaker 1: when I showed up, we had to wait a little
Speaker 1: bit on the restaurant, so like we're standing around a
Speaker 1: lobby and I brought a deck of cards with me, right,
Speaker 1: so you're actually bringing entertainment. I like it. That's good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I figured if they thought I was low energy, I
Speaker 1: might as well have like a prop or a gimmick
Speaker 1: or something. Then you know, just like get that energy up. Sure,
Speaker 1: that's the type of high energy that you'd find in
Speaker 1: like a senior home. Nice but more of a distraction.
Speaker 1: But I mean you could do a lot with a
Speaker 1: deck of cards, so can I imagine? Yeah, you do
Speaker 1: high low red black I don't know that is very
Speaker 1: sexy sounding games for sure. But what did Chloe think
Speaker 1: when you pulled the cards out? I mean I think
Speaker 1: she was maybe like a little like whoa, but it's
Speaker 1: we played blackjack, and I think she thought it was cool.
Speaker 1: I think it's genius. Actually busted it out and was
Speaker 1: like okay, now hit stay like Alexis is wincing in
Speaker 1: pain over there. Alexis only there is real money on
Speaker 1: the table. I'm not really about that. You bet your
Speaker 1: own money? No, no, but I would just take it.
Speaker 1: She's ad of counting to twenty one. So did you
Speaker 1: guys ever make it to the table? Like what happened there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We got seated, and uh, I kind of started out
Speaker 1: on like the usual small talk stuff like where'd you
Speaker 1: grow up and what do you do for work? That
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, getting into boring territory. That up well
Speaker 1: so that I could kind of see her glazing over
Speaker 1: a little bit with that. So I, uh, I decided
Speaker 1: to switch it up a little little bit and go
Speaker 1: kind of more obscure question. Yeah, you ask like, what
Speaker 1: song did you dance to at your prophet low little job?
Speaker 1: I was taking next too close you you're in the ballpark,
Speaker 1: But mine was a hollow back girl. This might be
Speaker 1: where it goes off the rails a little bit because
Speaker 1: I kind of just started singing it. Oh you started
Speaker 1: singing hollow back girl in the restaurant. Yeah, you know, like,
Speaker 1: ain't no halleback girl, ain't some high energy that track for? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I decided to like really get into it, right,
Speaker 1: So I asked her to dance. I appreciate the effort
Speaker 1: for sure? What did what did Chloe did? She did
Speaker 1: get up to dance, so I kind of just like
Speaker 1: did it on my own for about ten seconds, and
Speaker 1: then I actually would rather play the cards. Now, Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Was she laughing or was she cringing? I
Speaker 1: think she might have been like a little embarrassed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, so was I. But I
Speaker 1: want to be boring. I mean definitely not boring in
Speaker 1: any way for sure. At this point, you've accomplished that goal.
Speaker 1: How did the date end um? Seemed to go all
Speaker 1: right from there? But at the end of the night
Speaker 1: she said she was tired. Had she been on her
Speaker 1: feet all day at work? No, wonder she didn't want
Speaker 1: to dance. Yeah, I thought it would be chivalrous if
Speaker 1: I like picked her up, like literally physically picked her
Speaker 1: up and walk her to your card. No, she didn't
Speaker 1: have to be on her feet. What a gentleman. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. No. I hate being picked up like it
Speaker 1: rised me up. Let me try it, Let me try
Speaker 1: don't I will hit you, Okay being picked up? Rufford?
Speaker 1: Did Chloe try to punch you two when you try
Speaker 1: to pick them up? I didn't know she was like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? But she was also kind of laughing.
Speaker 1: Did you see him carrying her a block and a
Speaker 1: half halliback girl At the same time, I think it's
Speaker 1: definitely a ten out of ten when it comes to
Speaker 1: fun idea for date. Maybe a two out of ten
Speaker 1: for execution though, yeah, okay, that's maybe we're I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can you guys help me or try to help me?
Speaker 1: Try absolutely, like help a roofer out. Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Practice makes perfect. We got you, that's right. We are
Speaker 1: going to lift you up onto our backs like Brooklyn
Speaker 1: let me do to her, and we're gonna call Chloe
Speaker 1: for you. Try and get your second date up date
Speaker 1: right after this, all right, Ruffer, all right, thank call
Speaker 1: the back hol day second. Sometimes to make a good
Speaker 1: first impression, you got to step outside your comfort zone, okay,
Speaker 1: and let a man pick you up without permission and
Speaker 1: carry you where you want to go. That's why, Brooke,
Speaker 1: I'm offering you a one time chance to come over
Speaker 1: here and pick me up. Oh say, you know how
Speaker 1: amazing it feels. It'll be like from Titanic. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put my hands out, you can lift me to the sky.
Speaker 1: I did you lift me, and together we can lift
Speaker 1: the world couple inches off the floor. I felt a
Speaker 1: live for one second. And that's exactly what Rufer did
Speaker 1: on his first day with Chloe. He carried her back
Speaker 1: to her car after dinner was over because he was
Speaker 1: actively trying to make things fun and not be boring
Speaker 1: and push himself out of his usual comfort zone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, Ruffer, did you I'm curious? Did you get
Speaker 1: that idea online somewhere or did you just come up
Speaker 1: with that yourself? Kind of a little both, but that
Speaker 1: was more of like an in the moment thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you? Did you have as much like kind of
Speaker 1: shame and regret as I do in this moment? Done
Speaker 1: that I can't stop smiling. I didn't. It was that
Speaker 1: was like you had You've enjoyed it, and like I
Speaker 1: think she did too, did you? Maybe it was that
Speaker 1: you grunted too much when you picked her up. A
Speaker 1: girl feel bad? Yeah, I don't recall the grunts, but
Speaker 1: I'm also like, not gonna lie. It could be in
Speaker 1: better shape, so it's certainly powerful. We're gonna get her.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, I didn't drop her for the cup.
Speaker 1: That's the important part. We're gonna get the full breakdown
Speaker 1: from her. We're just gonna call Chloe right now and
Speaker 1: see if we can get you a second date update.
Speaker 1: You ready? Yeah, I mean I'm a little nervous because
Speaker 1: I really did think this one went well, but worried
Speaker 1: you knew man. All right, here we go. I'm down
Speaker 1: the number right now. Hello. Hey is this Chloe? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hey Chloe? What's up? My name is jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh hey cool,
Speaker 1: Oh cool, Yeah, I think I've heard you before. That's cool.
Speaker 1: Oh did you guys hear that? She said she thinks
Speaker 1: she's heard of us, So that's huge for us. Big win.
Speaker 1: Do we record this week? We recorded this, we can
Speaker 1: pass it to our boss. Someone maybe thinks possibly they've
Speaker 1: heard of us. Can't fire us. But Chloe, we're doing
Speaker 1: something that you may or may not have heard of before.
Speaker 1: I called a second date update. Oh yeah, okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: Someone calls in and it's like, oh, I wanted a date,
Speaker 1: how did it go, why didn't it come back? Or whatever? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she can do our job. We're calling because you recently
Speaker 1: went out with a guy named Rufer. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're all big fans of Rufer here. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure how you feel about him, But here's the deal.
Speaker 1: He already told us all about your date, as you
Speaker 1: probably know, and normally I don't do it this way,
Speaker 1: but I'm just going to tell you some of the
Speaker 1: stuff that he said happened, and I just want to
Speaker 1: know what you thought about each one. Oh okay, so
Speaker 1: we'll go one at a time. Yeah, like he said,
Speaker 1: he pulled out a deck of cards when you were
Speaker 1: in the lobby and you guys played blackjack while waiting
Speaker 1: for your table. What do you think of that? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was fun? Yeah good? Yeah. I don't really know
Speaker 1: how to play, so he was like showing me how
Speaker 1: to play. It was fun. Okay, good, We're worried. Maybe
Speaker 1: it came off a little bit boring to play cards
Speaker 1: in a restaurant, but it sounds like it's good. What
Speaker 1: about he mentioned? The topic of prom dances came up
Speaker 1: and he sang a hall of back girl at the
Speaker 1: table with you. Yeah, no, they're talking about prom stuff.
Speaker 1: I thought was like cute that, I'll be honest. The
Speaker 1: dancing and singing said really seemed like him. What do
Speaker 1: you mean he signed too hard or like I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see that. Thinking was also like a little
Speaker 1: bit embarrassing. Well, he's not a professional singer. Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: interesting though, because you had a good read on him,
Speaker 1: because it was definitely something out of his comfort zone
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah did you say that. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: he said he wanted to go all out to make
Speaker 1: sure that you were having a good time. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: and in his defense, it's hard to do haul of
Speaker 1: back girl, super laid back, like you're not trying just
Speaker 1: a super smooth version of it, got com Yeah, try
Speaker 1: when you sing it and dance. But he also mentioned
Speaker 1: something that it was a little bit divisive on the
Speaker 1: show where he carried you to your car at the
Speaker 1: end of the date. I yeah, that was surprising. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean sur I mean I'm glad I parked close.
Speaker 1: Like it was fine. It was surprising, but like it's
Speaker 1: it's fine. The weird thing was he kept like dabbing
Speaker 1: anytime anything would like happen. You said, dabbing, like where
Speaker 1: you stick your arms out and put your head down
Speaker 1: to your wrist, Like, yes, seven year old baseball teammates do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the cool ones do. Yeah, it was kind of khaki.
Speaker 1: And he literally did it like six times, like at
Speaker 1: dinner or like after he carried you, and he's like,
Speaker 1: yeah after her, he did, in fact dab Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And he also did it when the drinks came in,
Speaker 1: when came when he was singing. Sounds like he was
Speaker 1: just having a really good time. It sounds like I
Speaker 1: think she's right, Like he doesn't even realize he's doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's a nervous stick. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know if he's dabbing right now. Probably we can ask
Speaker 1: him because he's actually been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: this entire time, Chloe, as you probably realized he wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Cool. No, I put out that
Speaker 1: part ruff you there? Oh yeah, how's it go? Oh
Speaker 1: very cool, Rufford. Yeah, you know the dabbing thing. Um,
Speaker 1: I just kind of thought it was cool, like with
Speaker 1: cool people doing it, like you see all the sports
Speaker 1: athletes do it. Maybe I'll overdid it a little so
Speaker 1: you did know you were doing it? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like a twitchy and you know I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't unconstantly dad like you could. You could not
Speaker 1: do it then, right, I could definitely not do it,
Speaker 1: Like it's a big I could definitely never do it.
Speaker 1: Is that really the only reason you weren't calling him back?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's awkward, for sure, but I mean
Speaker 1: that was part of it. It's just that, like I
Speaker 1: kind of didn't have a good read of who I
Speaker 1: was with because you would have like regular energy and
Speaker 1: I'm like wild energy and oh yeah, it's like multiple personality.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, so Rufford, do you hear that? I
Speaker 1: think I think she kind of liked who you were normally, yeah,
Speaker 1: and didn't necessarily like it so much when you turned up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just like didn't want it to be boring. So
Speaker 1: maybe I took too many big swings or maybe too
Speaker 1: many big dabs? Yeah. Can you bring the energy down significantly? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know you know he can't. Yeah. I mean I
Speaker 1: think that's really sweet though, that he was trying so
Speaker 1: hard for you, Chloe, Like he just wants you to
Speaker 1: have a good time, I think is what it boils
Speaker 1: down to, and and he maybe overthought it, Okay, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you're intimidated by how cool he is dabs
Speaker 1: and sings Hall of Back Girls. Has anyone else like
Speaker 1: the irony that he was too energetic for her. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe Ruver found his soul mate. Maybe we have
Speaker 1: to find the sweet spot right in the middle, not
Speaker 1: too high, not too low. The porridge is just right,
Speaker 1: and I'd like to send you to have that just
Speaker 1: right porridge on a second date that will pay for Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sure whatever it is doesn't have to be porridge
Speaker 1: the perfect medium energy spot. Okay, Yeah, I mean, like
Speaker 1: I can still bring the cards. I promise I will
Speaker 1: never dad, never again. Oh my god, z that Chloe.
Speaker 1: What do you say? One more date with roofer medium energy?
Speaker 1: Roofer medium? Yeah? I am so proud of us. Hey, Chloe,
Speaker 1: I just got like one more question before you do this,
Speaker 1: and I got that it's something I do. But uh,
Speaker 1: do you ever you know, get high smoked, very chill question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like I was so on our day brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm just gonna say, thank god Brooke
Speaker 1: is married. She's not available to hang out one on
Speaker 1: one with. Oh my god, because just a picture the
Speaker 1: two of them out on a date together, dabbing all
Speaker 1: over town, saying what Kylie Minogue and getting high and
Speaker 1: elegant restaurants together with that stuff. Yeh, damn, I love
Speaker 1: to get down kidding me, give me the time and place.
Speaker 1: The cringe factor would just be an eleapon with her
Speaker 1: in roof. Yeah, but the fun factor would be like
Speaker 1: twenty exactly, stuff like that. We really do need to
Speaker 1: raise the roof. Yeah. I mean, I love you, Brooke,
Speaker 1: but geez, you are like a quirk magnet. That's not
Speaker 1: a compliment. Else described me as quirky the other day
Speaker 1: that I met, and I'm like, quirky you are. You
Speaker 1: are soft shooting into an art history museum at the time.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a rhythm tapper. Thank you very much. Wow.
Speaker 1: So I am happy though that we got root for
Speaker 1: a second. He needed it, man, he's done some self work,
Speaker 1: he's done some healing godot, and little did he know
Speaker 1: he needed to be a little more of himself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly. It's true. And you know, if you need
Speaker 1: a little bit of help getting a second day at update,
Speaker 1: reach out to us. We'll call that actively, not Broke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she'll drive them right away, but we'll call the person
Speaker 1: who hasn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,