WEBVTT - Oscar Nuñez Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear. But you're a guest to my home. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come to me empty And I said, no guests,

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<v Speaker 1>you're our presences presents enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I already had too much stuff, So how did you

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<v Speaker 2>dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineker. We're

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<v Speaker 3>here in the studio. What's going on? It's lightly raining,

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<v Speaker 3>well I would say media raining. And I took the

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<v Speaker 3>freeway to get here, so the adrenaline is pulsing through

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<v Speaker 3>my body, just absolutely coursing through me. I'm this is

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<v Speaker 3>not something that I'm used to doing. I would have

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<v Speaker 3>taken side streets, but I obviously didn't. My morning was

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<v Speaker 3>wasted in a bad way, and I left too late,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I stopped at Found Coffee, got a little

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<v Speaker 3>distracted there. You know, I'm just getting distracted all over

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<v Speaker 3>the place, and then I'm putting myself in danger. But

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<v Speaker 3>now we're here, is there's something. What I was going

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<v Speaker 3>to say was yesterday I was a Joanne fabric and

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<v Speaker 3>we all know Joanne is closing down. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>horrible experience. I mean, of course, it's going out of business.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate to see it go, but Joanne, you've been

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<v Speaker 3>sick a long time, and I think it's probably for

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<v Speaker 3>the best. I bought nothing. It was chaos, and now

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where to turn to for craft supplies.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe a Michael's. I don't know. I haven't been

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<v Speaker 3>a Michael's for years. Is there anything else I have

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<v Speaker 3>to say? I was just a reminder about the Patreon.

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<v Speaker 3>The Patreon is still fresh and new, So go over

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<v Speaker 3>to patreon dot com slash. I said, no gifts and

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<v Speaker 3>sign up. We're having a nice time over there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's time to get into the podcast. I

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<v Speaker 3>love today's guest. Everybody loves today's guest. It's Oscar Nunez. Oscar,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome to I said, no gifts.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you. It's nice to be here, am I Are

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<v Speaker 4>we on? All the cameras on?

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<v Speaker 3>The cameras are on. It's this is a whole new

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<v Speaker 3>element within the last maybe six to eight months of

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast, where the video is this whole thing that

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<v Speaker 3>we're really adjusting to. And there are at least three

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<v Speaker 3>cameras in the room, potentially more and so and I've

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<v Speaker 3>been told by our producer on a lease they said,

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<v Speaker 3>look into the camera as the show begins, which is

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<v Speaker 3>such an unnatural feeling.

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<v Speaker 4>You were looking here.

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking right over here, talking to no one,

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<v Speaker 3>talking to the viewer. But it's it's something you adjust to.

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<v Speaker 3>And are you looking at your camera?

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<v Speaker 4>I see it.

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<v Speaker 3>You could say something to this viewer at home.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello from Hollywood everyone. So, so there's no live audience here.

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<v Speaker 3>There's not yet. Okay, not yet. We're building to that.

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<v Speaker 3>I think eventually we'll be in front of a studio

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<v Speaker 3>audience screaming fans. Yeah kind of a price, is right vibe? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I wouldn't mind just having a giant wheel

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<v Speaker 3>to spin, just because just because it has nothing to

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<v Speaker 3>do with the rest of the show. Nobody wins anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I can attest to the weather. It is raining.

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<v Speaker 4>I too do not like highways. I'd rather take regular streets.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, it's slippery out.

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<v Speaker 3>There with I'm glad to hear this about highways. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you when you open Google Maps or whatever map application

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<v Speaker 3>you're using, do you turn off highways?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're stronger than me.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I have to. Sometimes we have to, Yes, because

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<v Speaker 4>of time. Right, If I have my brothers, I just

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<v Speaker 4>I'd rather take other streets which are just as fast

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<v Speaker 4>in La.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's essentially you're probably going to be going twenty

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<v Speaker 3>five to thirty five miles an hour no matter what

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<v Speaker 3>type of road you're on.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right. I don't want to say alternates because then

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<v Speaker 4>there's too many people and then they'll start taking them.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know what, terrible for those neighborhoods where suddenly

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<v Speaker 3>there are fifty cars going.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll just say supulvida and the four or five.

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<v Speaker 4>Supulvida is just as good as the four or five

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<v Speaker 4>in some sections, right, some stretches. Absolutely, all right, we'll

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<v Speaker 4>be right back after.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say the secret I think to modern living.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to live in a quiet, not busy

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<v Speaker 3>neighbor neighborhood as you have to live on a dead end.

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<v Speaker 3>And then Google's not going to wrap.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes there, Yes, you're cul de sacs.

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<v Speaker 3>Cul de sacs. Yeah, that cul de sac is kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a rebranding of a dead end. It's a more

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<v Speaker 3>pleasant way to say dead end.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think the cult a sac dead end. Some

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<v Speaker 4>implies it just stops. It's just a sac gives you

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<v Speaker 4>a way to get.

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<v Speaker 3>Out, right, you can go around otherwise, but the dead end,

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to be backing up at three at least

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<v Speaker 3>three point. Could de sac is such a fancy term.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds French to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I wonder what that actually means the French

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<v Speaker 3>on alease? Would you mind looking up what coul de

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<v Speaker 3>sac actually means? I mean, I feel like, uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you on aalise yes something. Yeah, it's French.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an interesting good thing. I have to imagine it's

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<v Speaker 3>been around for a long time, maybe even pre dating cars,

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<v Speaker 3>because it feels like a weird thing to just suddenly

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<v Speaker 3>be part of the normal streets system.

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<v Speaker 4>What came first? Cul de sac? The actual cul a

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<v Speaker 4>sack or the phrase could deck right right?

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<v Speaker 3>My guess is that I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think I'm going with the phrase came first.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels like the phrase must be almost I think

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<v Speaker 3>a metaphor. It probably meant something else.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably yeah, yeah, cold.

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<v Speaker 3>De se coal sounds like end end of sack street

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<v Speaker 3>streets street. Yeah, probably doesn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Mean so it literally means bottom of a sack.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, oh, the bottom of the sack?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, how gorgeous? Yeah, okay, god bless who ever decided

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<v Speaker 3>to use that?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they took it, and they made it horizontal. They

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<v Speaker 4>took a vertical concept right the bottom of.

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<v Speaker 3>The kind of lay it out there, you get to

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<v Speaker 3>the bottom of the sack.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's a You learn something every day, you really do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is it's informative. I did not know what

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<v Speaker 4>to expect. I've never heard of this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this podcast number one, I was told to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a utility. This is this podcast is to educate

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<v Speaker 3>and inform beyond all else.

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<v Speaker 4>How many years have you been doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>Five years?

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<v Speaker 4>Five years?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Congratulations, thank you very much. That's not nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Five years today, five years shockingly, yes, five years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>March of twenty twenty, March twelfth, at least within Los Angeles,

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<v Speaker 3>I think was kind of officially lockdown day.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>We had obviously planned in advance that this podcast would

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<v Speaker 3>be launching on March March twelve, and so then suddenly

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<v Speaker 3>everyone on the internet was rightfully talking about a bigger issue.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there was me saying, by the way, I have.

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<v Speaker 4>A podcast, at.

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<v Speaker 3>Which was a confusing feeling. It didn't quite feel right,

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<v Speaker 3>But I had no choice.

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<v Speaker 4>I have no choice.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, that's the business sunk on you. Five years,

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<v Speaker 3>five years there we go sunk on.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm guessing here on your it sounds like Spanish.

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<v Speaker 3>Sonk is five r sunk is five, and I think

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<v Speaker 3>maybe it's just on. Oh yeah, possibly This is four

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<v Speaker 3>years of French and Utah public school, so you can

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<v Speaker 3>count on me to.

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<v Speaker 4>Utah. Yes, yes, what did you teach French?

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<v Speaker 3>I know I learned there or tried to learn. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>petit mercy boku. That's a bad as far as we

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<v Speaker 3>can go. Mat uh poor quis poor?

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<v Speaker 4>Qua?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? What is welcome? Bi? Venue venue? Then venue a

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<v Speaker 3>la podcast ah? Wait, I wonder what I said no

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<v Speaker 3>gifts would be uh jena uh par No, No, what

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<v Speaker 3>are you saying?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't speak.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't say gifts, all right, I said no gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's just pa gifts all right, right, no gifts,

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<v Speaker 3>no gifts. Of course we're saying gifts, which is simply no.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's another word.

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<v Speaker 3>Presence looks like a French word.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, it looks like when I don't but.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that it means that it's a one

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<v Speaker 3>to one. But we got close enough there. Maybe a

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<v Speaker 3>listener is one of our French listeners screaming out now

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<v Speaker 3>and they can reach out later in France. People are

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<v Speaker 3>listening all over the worldwide. It's a weird feeling. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>So you have people that have no business listening to

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<v Speaker 3>my life, prying, getting on online and then just listening

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<v Speaker 3>to hours of me talking.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, sometimes just people do it to relax people, right,

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<v Speaker 4>Some people are interesting their yoga, they're driving. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>The idea of me listening to this podcast that's the

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<v Speaker 3>last Have you listened to it? Oh yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>early on I had to listen to a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>it because of like we were getting used to what

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<v Speaker 3>is the show we're editing?

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<v Speaker 4>So you have no choice?

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<v Speaker 3>And I mean, I don't know how you feel about

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<v Speaker 3>hearing your own voice, but I don't like it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a painful thing. I mean I think you get a

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<v Speaker 3>little used to it.

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<v Speaker 4>You do, eventually you're forced to. I'd rather see myself

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<v Speaker 4>than hear my voice. But I'm getting used to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you have notes for yourself? For you hard on yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Early on? Of course, so hard and I continue. Actually

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<v Speaker 3>it just continued to be.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a growing process.

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<v Speaker 3>But I no longer really listen to the episodes. I say,

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<v Speaker 3>I trust on Elis. They five years, they take it.

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<v Speaker 3>At some point you have to just get have to stop.

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<v Speaker 3>You just have to say it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>People will be listening and screaming in France and there's

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<v Speaker 3>nothing I can.

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<v Speaker 4>I've yet to watch The Office. I hear good things.

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<v Speaker 3>How much of the Office have you seen?

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<v Speaker 4>As we were shooting, we watched it every episode that

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<v Speaker 4>came out, and then that's it. And then years later

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<v Speaker 4>I was in Toronto and I had lots of time

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<v Speaker 4>to kill because I was shooting a show, and then

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<v Speaker 4>and I watched I went back and watched the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 4>wow again and I found two episodes that were okay,

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<v Speaker 4>and the rest were actually quite funny and good.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought you were gonna say the rest is

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<v Speaker 3>garfage job.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I watched it because I was in Toronto

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<v Speaker 4>and I think there's three universities in Toronto and they

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<v Speaker 4>have a wonderful Indian and Pakistani population and all that.

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<v Speaker 4>And I kept getting assaulted in a good way by

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<v Speaker 4>all these college bros on the street. Dude, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>these guys are all right. Let me go back and

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<v Speaker 4>watch the show, because I mean, maybe it was still

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<v Speaker 4>crazy about.

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<v Speaker 3>It and right maybe more so now than every.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I went back and watched. I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it holds up.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror,

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<v Speaker 3>freak out.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right. Yeah, So it was good to do that,

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<v Speaker 4>but I don't I don't think I need to do

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<v Speaker 4>it again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a lot of TV.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's enough.

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<v Speaker 3>How many episodes is that? It's probably I don't know, two's.

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<v Speaker 4>Something like that. Yeah, something like.

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<v Speaker 3>That from a time period when you would make twenty

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<v Speaker 3>four episodes.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right. Season, that's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of in our past. Now you make about

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<v Speaker 3>an episode and a half season, Yeah, and then they

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<v Speaker 3>cancel it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>So people get about forty minutes of a television.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, some shows are canceled before they go on the air.

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<v Speaker 4>But you still do it. You still do it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a rough feeling. Yeah, make a show and then

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<v Speaker 3>it just gets dumped.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what's happening tax right, offs right, it feels that way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes. How long have you lived in la Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty something years?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and prior to that you were in New York.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I grew up in New Jersey. I was in

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<v Speaker 4>Florida before I came where Florida in Naples, first Miami Lakes,

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<v Speaker 4>then Naples I was with my sister and brother in

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<v Speaker 4>law for about a year something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you spend much time in Florida now?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, my parents have both passed away. Merchandises available,

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<v Speaker 4>but ever since my mom passed away, my my wife

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<v Speaker 4>is like, well, you don't visit much, so you used

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<v Speaker 4>to go see your mom didn't right, I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it feels that way. I still have nephews there and

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<v Speaker 4>my sister, but we don't go back. You know what,

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<v Speaker 4>We're going back like in April. I think we're going

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<v Speaker 4>back this year because Kevin is getting married one of

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<v Speaker 4>my nephews, So we're going to go do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they ever visit you here? This is my problem.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No one comes out here. Only cousin Martha and

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<v Speaker 4>Sabino out. Finally, after a thousand years begging, yeah, only

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<v Speaker 4>Samino and cousin Martha. My sister came out when I

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<v Speaker 4>got married. That was I don't know how many years,

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<v Speaker 4>about thirteen years ago with my mom. But no, they

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, they're starting to come out. I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>say that. Ian came out. Also, my nephew. So like

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<v Speaker 4>three or four of them have come out.

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<v Speaker 3>And do they stay with you or is it just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll meet you for luck.

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<v Speaker 4>We know they stay. Ian has a family, and so

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<v Speaker 4>they stayed at a B and B, which was wonderful

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<v Speaker 4>in Studio City. Cousin Martha stayed with us. We put

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<v Speaker 4>her in a little trailer out in the driveway.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, one of those little poll like airstreams.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly. We put her in one of those. She loved

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<v Speaker 4>it out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when family comes, I'm happy to have them come,

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<v Speaker 3>but I feel so responsible for their happiness that it

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<v Speaker 3>I think it becomes almost just a detrimental to our

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<v Speaker 3>relationship because I'm trying too hard. They're trying too hard

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<v Speaker 3>to not get in the way, and then it ends

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<v Speaker 3>up being this thing where nobody knows what they want

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<v Speaker 3>to do. I'm saying, I, I can't just sit around

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<v Speaker 3>watching TV with you. That's not what why you came here.

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<v Speaker 3>Please tell me what you want to do. But they say, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to be a bother.

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<v Speaker 4>Newsflash, Bridger, Welcome to planet Earth. That's what happens. That's

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<v Speaker 4>the cycle.

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<v Speaker 3>It's horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, what are you gonna do well.

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<v Speaker 3>I would hope that they've come to town and say, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to go to the wax Museum.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't know what they want.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to know what they want. They're just being

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<v Speaker 3>too polite.

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<v Speaker 4>Take them around, show them a good time. They're just

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<v Speaker 4>happy to be They're overwhelmed by Hollywood, by the glitz.

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<v Speaker 4>They know who you have on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think they're underwhelmed. I think they got here

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<v Speaker 3>and you see all of it and you're like, what

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<v Speaker 3>the hell is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Hollywood's overrated. I feel bad for tourists. I feel

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<v Speaker 4>bad for people who come here and don't know anyone,

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<v Speaker 4>and they come as a family.

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<v Speaker 3>Seems very confused.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel bad for them because I see them and

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<v Speaker 4>wandering around, like you said, Hollywood Boulevard, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't need to be here, but it's what they

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<v Speaker 4>what they like, they want to do that you can't

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<v Speaker 4>talk them out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>La is kind of a trap in that way where

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<v Speaker 3>it seems like a vacation day destination. It seems like

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<v Speaker 3>you've seen all these things on TV and the movies. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's so glitzy and glamorous, and then you get here,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's just a lot of pavement and litter.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good if you know someone. Yeah, if you're young,

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<v Speaker 4>it's okay. It's a family that's kind of a little difficult.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not really for kids. No, it's not for kids.

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<v Speaker 4>That's you know, Disneyland Universal. But I've seen parks.

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares and Disneyland is an hour away. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>Universal is fine. So and then what do you do

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<v Speaker 3>with the children. Otherwise, I guess you go to the

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<v Speaker 3>Wax Museum or wander through Griffith Park.

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<v Speaker 4>There's things to do, but you can't if you come

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<v Speaker 4>and you and you say, look, I want to stay

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<v Speaker 4>on Hollywood Boulevard. I want to stay quote unquote right,

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<v Speaker 4>So stay on some sip boulevard. And then if you

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<v Speaker 4>have kids, little kids or whatever, then go to the

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<v Speaker 4>Getty Museum, go to the Skirball.

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<v Speaker 3>Center, Skirball that's a nice one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get out of Hollywood, go to Malibu, to the beach,

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<v Speaker 4>go to the beach, go to those parks, Roy Rogers.

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<v Speaker 4>But now you can't go there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the tonal, not ideal. Yeah, so this is

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<v Speaker 3>a Yeah. Whenever my family would come to southern California,

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<v Speaker 3>we really never went through LA because I think my

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<v Speaker 3>parents smartly, smartly understood what would we do with the

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<v Speaker 3>kids here?

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<v Speaker 4>What would you do?

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<v Speaker 3>But then you see families wandering around, Yeah, and they'll

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<v Speaker 3>be like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 4>You can't rain on their parade? Let them? I mean

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<v Speaker 4>they there's like one block that's okay on Hollywood Boulevard.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that I don't know, like Man's Chinese. They want

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<v Speaker 4>to do that, They want to see that stuff. It's hidden,

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<v Speaker 4>miss you know.

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<v Speaker 3>That, yes, yes, yeah, but then you see all of

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<v Speaker 3>the costume superheroes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and sadness and the homelessness and stuff. I hate

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<v Speaker 4>seeing people who aren't prepared for that. I'm used to it,

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<v Speaker 4>but if you walk by and you see a homeless person,

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<v Speaker 4>that's traumatic. There's just a lot have little kids. I've

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<v Speaker 4>never seen it before. Yeah, it's tough.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not great. A lot of good food, though, a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of wonderful food to eat.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's good food. There's good restaurants. We have the

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<v Speaker 4>best sushi arguably Japan and San Francisco and US. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>we have great.

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<v Speaker 3>Mexican food, great Mexican food.

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<v Speaker 4>There's good Italian places. There's good restaurants. The children is

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<v Speaker 4>the thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Where do your kids?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't care? Yeah? How do you you know? You go

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<v Speaker 4>to Malibu, go to the beach, those are from things.

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<v Speaker 3>Take the kids to Burger King.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And if you if you know someone that's great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you know someone who lives here.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what did you do with cousin Martha when

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<v Speaker 3>she came? She was in the trailer and did she

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<v Speaker 3>just do her own thing?

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<v Speaker 4>I have a twelve year old daughter. They hang out together.

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<v Speaker 4>Martha loves her trailer. She loves hanging out with me.

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<v Speaker 4>If if she comes, then some days she'll just run

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<v Speaker 4>errands with me, Like if she was here today, she

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<v Speaker 4>would be sitting in the booth. Yes, she does that.

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<v Speaker 4>She comes, and then but then I'll take her to

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<v Speaker 4>the Beverly Hilton or you know too shutters sure, and

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<v Speaker 4>then she likes that, right, right, We take her out

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<v Speaker 4>to dinner and she hangs out with my wife and

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<v Speaker 4>they'll do something. She'll hike, right, So there's plenty for

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<v Speaker 4>her to do.

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of errands do you run?

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<v Speaker 4>You're dry cleaning, right, you're dropping by the manager, Hey, Hi,

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<v Speaker 4>how are you what's going on? Sure? Podcasts adr work? Sure,

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<v Speaker 4>stuff like that, dropping off my daughter at school because

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<v Speaker 4>of Martha would come. She enjoys that driving down Mulholland Boulevard,

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<v Speaker 4>arguably one of the most beautiful drives in the States.

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<v Speaker 3>Lovely. So things like that, do you do any grocery shopping?

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<v Speaker 4>A little bit? Okay? Why what do you ask about?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just curious about errands. The only errand I really

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<v Speaker 3>run is is grocery shopping. I can't really think of

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<v Speaker 3>other things that I do. I felt like growing up,

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<v Speaker 3>my mom had a billion errands every day that we

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<v Speaker 3>would have to go on. And now I go and

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<v Speaker 3>get a coffee.

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<v Speaker 4>You're done?

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<v Speaker 3>What am I doing?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I go to the grocery store and sometimes just because

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm like, I have to do something, I should

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<v Speaker 3>leave the house. Are you Are you cruising the grocery

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<v Speaker 3>I'm cruising grocery store.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's a thing from the seventies and eighties. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>the grocery store cruise all the time. Now everything everything's

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<v Speaker 4>on grinder on your apps.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's just on. Yeah, I mean every every errand

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<v Speaker 3>has been destroying app.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no cruising.

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<v Speaker 3>There's probably cruising, but it's probably people that most people

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to be cruised by.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the older generation, that's what you're getting out because

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<v Speaker 4>they don't use the French coats. They don't use the grinders. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>is grinder still a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Grinder is still a thing. I think it's, you know, thriving.

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<v Speaker 3>They've got an app for every everything. I think there's

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<v Speaker 3>something called Sniffies. I'm not sure what that is, but

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<v Speaker 3>I think that that's a new app, but I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to the gross.

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<v Speaker 4>Has to do with the factory, with a sense of smell.

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<v Speaker 4>Something's going on there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of taking you to different sense bakeries, skunks,

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<v Speaker 3>that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, people are really bored and aimless.

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<v Speaker 3>People need something to do.

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<v Speaker 4>They need stuff today.

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<v Speaker 3>They get on the app and they say, take me

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<v Speaker 3>to a small.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what happens when you take people's errands away. They're like,

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<v Speaker 4>what do I do now? Where I haven't smelled in

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<v Speaker 4>a while? What does strawberry smell like?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually have a horrible sense of smell, which is scary.

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<v Speaker 4>I have an okay, when my wife has an incredible

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<v Speaker 4>sense like like a bloodhound.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I would love that. I would you important one?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Sometimes she like we're just home, and

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<v Speaker 4>she's like, she'll say, what's that smell?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh? And you didn't notice it?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know what it is. I'm from New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 4>Smells come, smells go, who cares? But she doesn't say it,

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<v Speaker 4>like in passing, like what's that smell? And you and

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<v Speaker 4>you're like and you sniffing and go, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you let it go. She's like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>what's that smell? And then you have to go hunting

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<v Speaker 4>for like a maniac in the girl.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have the skills to hunt it. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>have How are you supposed to find it? She?

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<v Speaker 4>I take her word. She's she's usually right. If I

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<v Speaker 4>go where she's standing and I really I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I smell like a light scent of lemon. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what you want me to do about it, or

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<v Speaker 4>what there is to do about it. Why is it

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<v Speaker 4>a thing? But it's a thing that we must track down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's my worry is that I'm just letting smells

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<v Speaker 3>come and go while rangers come in the house and

0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:10.680
<v Speaker 3>they're like, what is the smell in that house?

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to my life? What's that smell, and then you

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<v Speaker 4>have to track it down. It's not just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>let it go, no, no, no, Now you have.

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<v Speaker 3>To find it at the bottom of it, because it

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<v Speaker 3>could be something bad. It could be a black mold.

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<v Speaker 4>That's usually what it is. That's her worst fear. It's

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<v Speaker 4>either an animal dead in the walls, or black mold

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<v Speaker 4>or dampness. Dampness is bad to smell. Dampness in your

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<v Speaker 4>house is a very bad thing.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a scary thing.

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<v Speaker 4>First comes the smell, then comes the bill for the smell.

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<v Speaker 4>There's money involved with a smell.

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<v Speaker 3>Some sort of biological damage. I don't know why, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know years of medical help and attention that you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna need. It's very scary. You got to check out

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<v Speaker 3>for the back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very good hearing too.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got good hearing, she does. I'm glad that.

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<v Speaker 4>Her hearing is as good as her smell.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh how's your hearing?

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<v Speaker 4>It's okay, But it's not like her. I have good,

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<v Speaker 4>very good hearing, not great smell. I have very good hearing.

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<v Speaker 4>She has better hearing. My daughter has very good hearing too,

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<v Speaker 4>and she has a very good smell. Ursula has very

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<v Speaker 4>good smell sense. Of smell.

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<v Speaker 3>I get nervous about my hearing. Why so, I've gone

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<v Speaker 3>to a lot of loud concerts.

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<v Speaker 4>You're okay, I've done I've done that, I think so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm at least two years older than you. And if

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<v Speaker 4>I'm okay, then you're okay. I used to go to

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<v Speaker 4>concerts and my ears would ring for two days after all,

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<v Speaker 4>this crazy person.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm finally taking earplugs to concerts. Yeah, okay, I put

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<v Speaker 3>them in my pocket. I try to remember them.

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<v Speaker 4>What was the last concert you were?

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<v Speaker 3>Last concert? Oh? And this is another thing I'm terrified about,

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<v Speaker 3>is my memory? Like, how am I supposed to remember

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<v Speaker 3>the last concert I went to?

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<v Speaker 4>I would have to, Uh, well, you're a young person,

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<v Speaker 4>I think I would like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just I have I've always had a bad memory.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a good memory for remembering.

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<v Speaker 4>You seriously don't know the last concert you went.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see, we're in eight We're I'm currently in March.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see what would have been the last thing?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It must not have made any impression on me whatsoever,

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<v Speaker 3>which is too bad for the What was one.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the last concerts who went to?

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't have to be I know it was in

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<v Speaker 3>the lodge room in Highland Park. I met friends there,

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<v Speaker 3>We had a good time.

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<v Speaker 4>You were roofied. Remember a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's mortifying that I can't remember who it was.

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<v Speaker 3>And now I kind of don't even want to look

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<v Speaker 3>it up because then it kind of do you mind

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<v Speaker 3>if I look it up.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm concerned.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm genuinely concerned right now. I feel like I should

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<v Speaker 3>be able to remember, and then if it's somebody that

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<v Speaker 3>I really like, it's gonna be even more embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's see here, there's probably someone you liked because you

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<v Speaker 4>paid money, we think, right, Yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh do you know who? One of the last people

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<v Speaker 3>I saw was Jonathan Richmond? Do you know him from

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<v Speaker 3>the Modern Lovers? And it was fantastic. He's been around

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<v Speaker 3>for decades.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's what an icon Modern Lovers is.

0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:59.359
<v Speaker 3>A Modern Lovers were you know, seventies bands.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, that's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Then it was Jonathan Richmond and the Modern Lovers.

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<v Speaker 4>Jonathan rich was it.

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<v Speaker 3>He's I mean, he's a life force. He's amazing. You

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<v Speaker 3>see him on stage and he's.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Just pure joy.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me some hits.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on with the mo I bet you've heard

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<v Speaker 3>road Runner.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I know Roadrunner.

0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 3>That's like I think that's a modern lover's biggest hit. Roadrunner, Yes,

0:24:20.480 --> 0:24:24.440
<v Speaker 3>got the radio incredible song. Yes, I mean he's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of had a very consistent career. And then you see

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<v Speaker 3>is he from a Massachusetts He's from yeah, Boston, I

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<v Speaker 3>think are you from there?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm from Utah.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>And yet you love the Massachusetts But I love these

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<v Speaker 3>Massachusetts band?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if you like that sound. Do you like the

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<v Speaker 4>Tom Robinson Band? Do you know who Tom Robins?

0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:44.520
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not familiar Tom Robinson Band.

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<v Speaker 4>If you like the sound of this fella, the guy

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<v Speaker 4>you just mentioned, Jonathan Richmond. If you like the sound

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<v Speaker 4>of his voice and that kind of rock and roll,

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<v Speaker 4>check out the Tom Robinson.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm gonna write myself a little note. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>ever write yourself a little note?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Remember a couple of six months.

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<v Speaker 4>They have a couple of hits, they have a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of good SKay.

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<v Speaker 3>Were they operating in the seventies?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

0:25:07.880 --> 0:25:09.119
<v Speaker 3>Is the type of music you like?

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:10.520
<v Speaker 4>I like that music.

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:12.600
<v Speaker 3>Sure, what's your favorite type of music?

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<v Speaker 4>If push came to shove and then shove, shove, shove,

0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:19.800
<v Speaker 4>and you won't stop shoving me. I'm always stop leave

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<v Speaker 4>me alone, all right, whatever? And I have to pick

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<v Speaker 4>like a genre, it would be the first wave of

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<v Speaker 4>English rock.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, because I'm in the Beatles type.

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<v Speaker 4>Kinks, Beatles, Jethro Tol Yes, I love that. There's nothing

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<v Speaker 4>better than that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I could listen to the Kinks all day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I turned my daughter onto the Kinks. I love

0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:38.920
<v Speaker 4>that that she she knows the Kinks.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the Waterloo Sunset.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah sure, I was just listening to that yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>What a phenomenal song.

0:25:44.119 --> 0:25:47.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, so stuff like that, Elton John, those guys, Queen.

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:50.119
<v Speaker 3>I saw a Queen and concert you're kidding? Yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 3>with Freddy Mercury.

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<v Speaker 4>With Freddy Mercury, I think that year he became ill.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I think it was that year. Where

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<v Speaker 4>did you see them at the garden with my friend

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<v Speaker 4>Mike the hippie.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>He was one of the best concerts ever. Wow. He

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<v Speaker 4>was great. They were great. They were great.

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.360
<v Speaker 3>Queen was a band I think I take for granted.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh they're so good because they are They've just kind

0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:14.080
<v Speaker 3>of been in everyone's life forever. And so you never think, oh,

0:26:14.080 --> 0:26:17.240
<v Speaker 3>I'll listen to Queen, but then you listen to him, like, oh, yeah,

0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:18.439
<v Speaker 3>of course they're fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they're great, and they paved the way for so

0:26:20.880 --> 0:26:23.000
<v Speaker 4>many you know that kind of operatic.

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<v Speaker 3>I just can't imagine seeing Queen now that's an audit.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they have a guy. He's good, he's got a

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful voice. What's his name, Brian, who's the guy? It's

0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:38.120
<v Speaker 4>a guy from American Idol. Yes, he's tall. He's tall.

0:26:38.359 --> 0:26:40.800
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say Adam Brodie, but that's not no.

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<v Speaker 3>But Adam. They had a guy before him, but they

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<v Speaker 3>that guy stink.

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<v Speaker 4>They got rid of him because Queen likes a gay son,

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 4>and I think they picked a fella Adam Lambert.

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<v Speaker 3>Lambert.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a very very good singer.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I mean, and he was on American Idol.

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<v Speaker 4>He's good, he's got the goods.

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<v Speaker 3>But it is just one of those things where it's

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<v Speaker 3>almost like, I mean, the singer is always for me

0:27:05.880 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 3>the band, So if it's not the original singer, it's

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<v Speaker 3>like a clone has appeared.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he's got big shoes to fill, but they love him,

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:15.920
<v Speaker 4>they genuinely. Brian May and the boys. They love him,

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:19.879
<v Speaker 4>they support him, and he's a great singer. He really, yeah,

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:23.720
<v Speaker 4>he's really He's the only fella that could have taken

0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 4>Freddy's place.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, sure, well, I think there's something else we need

0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:30.800
<v Speaker 3>to talk about. Unfortunately, I was really looking forward to

0:27:30.880 --> 0:27:34.240
<v Speaker 3>having you on the podcast. I thought, Oscar will come by,

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 3>well chat, he'll head off and hang out with cousin Martha,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I was a little surprised when you showed

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<v Speaker 3>up to the studio the podcast is called. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>no gifts. I'll just make that very clear. I hope

0:27:46.720 --> 0:27:48.920
<v Speaker 3>there was an email or somebody at least at one

0:27:48.920 --> 0:27:51.480
<v Speaker 3>point mentioned to you you're going on. I said, no gifts,

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:53.920
<v Speaker 3>but I feel like maybe there was some miscommunication because

0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:54.520
<v Speaker 3>you showed.

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<v Speaker 4>Up with a gift. There was a miscommunication. And it's

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<v Speaker 4>a very special day because.

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<v Speaker 3>Five years for five years sure, and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think today I officially have become my mother, as you will.

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<v Speaker 4>The gift will oh interesting that the metaphor metamorphosis is complete.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very excited about this.

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<v Speaker 4>Take a look.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we should open it here on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>This is something she would have loved to receive or give.

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 4>Her favorite gift to give or receive. Okay, let's get

0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 4>rid of that.

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:33.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm smelling something. Wow, yeah, interesting, we were talking.

0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:36.960
<v Speaker 4>About it's the best, it's the best. Okay, I'm pulling out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh two beautiful bars of soap.

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<v Speaker 4>My favorite soaps in the world.

0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 3>A Cosmopolitan, waiver Tree in London, Waiver Tree and London

0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 3>in Australia. I'm smelling ones in English Rose, which we're

0:28:53.440 --> 0:28:55.000
<v Speaker 3>kind of familiar with that and.

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:57.280
<v Speaker 4>That's her favorite sent And the other one is it's

0:28:57.280 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 4>a cause fancy. Yeah, because it's fancy.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder what that made. It's like, what does a

0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 3>cosmos smell like lemonae?

0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 4>I think it's more the feeling of night, you know,

0:29:06.120 --> 0:29:08.560
<v Speaker 4>being out on the martini in Manhattan in the evening,

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:09.160
<v Speaker 4>something like that.

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:12.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean it says the cosmos sophisticated, stylish, refined

0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 3>and oh soo Manhattan there you go. I mean Manhattan.

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's known for it smells pleasant,

0:29:18.680 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 3>smells no rats and urine.

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 4>But the Manhattan's indoor smells indoor, smells of a shindoor place.

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, it's.

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:28.200
<v Speaker 4>A lot going on in Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, how did you find out about these bars of soap?

0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:34.400
<v Speaker 4>I've been buying them for a couple of years now.

0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 4>As I said, my mom loves soaps and purses. Okay,

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 4>if you gave her a fancy purse with soaps inside,

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 4>that's but so I've been buying these soaps. It's my

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:47.560
<v Speaker 4>favorite soap. I don't buy them all the time, but

0:29:47.640 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 4>I've got a bunch of them underneath the sink, ready

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 4>to go alternate okay by reasonable dove, you know, regular.

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 3>Yes, right to bring this out for parties.

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 4>And we have them in the bathroom shower, oh okay, okay.

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 4>And I love them. I love the I love the marketing.

0:30:05.840 --> 0:30:09.960
<v Speaker 4>I love the way they're they're wrapped gifts, and each

0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 4>one is different. There's many different ones. There's different flavors

0:30:13.720 --> 0:30:17.120
<v Speaker 4>and from the from the beach. One is called Havana.

0:30:17.400 --> 0:30:19.080
<v Speaker 4>They have some from India.

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:21.080
<v Speaker 3>It's where do you buy them?

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:24.200
<v Speaker 4>At this fancy drug store up in the Beverly Glen

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:25.200
<v Speaker 4>where I go.

0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, up there, there's uh yeah a lot of

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:30.080
<v Speaker 3>those tiny types of shops up there. There are kind

0:30:30.120 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 3>of very specific types of things. I love an old

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:34.040
<v Speaker 3>fashioned drug store or pharmacy.

0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:36.160
<v Speaker 4>So this is where I buy them in and the

0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 4>pharmacy has wonderful picture frames and books, coffee table books.

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 3>It's almost like a gift.

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:43.960
<v Speaker 4>Shop, yes slash pharmacy.

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:48.240
<v Speaker 3>Right, it's not like your typical uh Walgreens or cvs

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:50.000
<v Speaker 3>where you're being blinded by fluoresta.

0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 4>It's not your father's pharmacy.

0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 3>Not my father's. Yeah, so your mom loved soap? Was

0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 3>did you always have nice oaps around the house or

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 3>was this like a later in life thing where she's like, listen,

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 3>I love a good scent.

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:06.480
<v Speaker 4>It was a later in life thing. But you just

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:10.880
<v Speaker 4>reminded me of something of a soap experience. Oh boy,

0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:13.560
<v Speaker 4>I had. And it's one of my daughter's favorite stories

0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:17.360
<v Speaker 4>that I tell. So when I was in my early teens,

0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 4>there was a phenomenon and it was soap on a rope.

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh sure was a big deal. What is soap on

0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 3>a rope? I'm not even I mean, I can obviously

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:30.120
<v Speaker 3>conceptualize that, but what was the point.

0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:35.120
<v Speaker 4>You can hang it on the on the faucet, oh right, right,

0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 4>you can hang it on the foster, hang it around

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 4>your neck, I guess. And it was a big deal.

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:43.360
<v Speaker 4>And it was like brute brutes had a soap on

0:31:43.400 --> 0:31:47.480
<v Speaker 4>a rope high Karate, oh, some other brands, but I

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 4>remember Brute was a big deal. It was like it

0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:53.920
<v Speaker 4>was it's not women's soap, it's men soap. Yes, it

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 4>was marketed to It was a you know, Esquire magazine

0:31:57.760 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 4>and Playmore and all that.

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:01.440
<v Speaker 3>It was that Era is a weapon.

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:04.760
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Doubles is a weapon. It's cool. It's sophisticated for

0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 4>some reason. And I had a soap and a rope.

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:09.920
<v Speaker 4>I probably got it for my birthday or christ or something.

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:11.400
<v Speaker 4>And I love my soap on a rope. And I

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 4>was in the bathroom taking a shower and I'm like, oh,

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:15.560
<v Speaker 4>soap on a rope. It's so good, all right, this

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:18.200
<v Speaker 4>is the best shower ever. And I'm like, oh, soap,

0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:20.920
<v Speaker 4>I love you so much. And I'm like, oh soap,

0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:27.800
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like soap hollon because in Spanish, soap is Howon.

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, so I'm like, oh, soap is how On

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 4>in Spanish, and I'm like start thinking. I'm like hav

0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:40.520
<v Speaker 4>On and I'm like, huh, hav on harmon because ham

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:45.440
<v Speaker 4>is hamone and soap is how On And I knew better,

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 4>but I'm like, are the grown ups messing with me?

0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 4>Like it like ha on, Like they're giving me a hint,

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:54.840
<v Speaker 4>like soap is edible. It's like half and it's edible.

0:32:55.280 --> 0:32:58.280
<v Speaker 4>So here's a hint. We're not telling you. Yeah, And

0:32:58.320 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I'll get to the bottom of this knowing damn, well,

0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:03.720
<v Speaker 4>then it's not gonna taste like hamin or whatever. But

0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 4>I just got into the temptation. Yeah, I'm like, I'm

0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:07.560
<v Speaker 4>going to get to the botto of this. And I

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:11.280
<v Speaker 4>took a huge bite all the soap on the rope

0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 4>and feel terrible. It made my mouth ith a lot,

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:18.160
<v Speaker 4>and I started laughing. I'm like, why did you do that?

0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:21.720
<v Speaker 4>But I was thirteen, your brains not developed. But anyway,

0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 4>and I spit it out. I'm like, oh my god,

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:25.959
<v Speaker 4>I ruin my soap on a rope. But I did it.

0:33:25.960 --> 0:33:29.600
<v Speaker 4>It was fine. So yeah I did that. Wow.

0:33:29.960 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, I don't think i've ever There was always

0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 3>that thread of washing your mouth out with soap as

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:36.240
<v Speaker 3>a kid, did it and you actually did it?

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:38.720
<v Speaker 3>How long did that taste last in your mouth?

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 4>Just like a good five minutes or something. I just

0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:45.640
<v Speaker 4>rinsed it out, but my mouth was itching a lot.

0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:47.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh my god, no, wonder they say that

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:48.440
<v Speaker 4>it's dangerous.

0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:50.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's dangerous. I'm glad you didn't swallow it.

0:33:51.400 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 4>No, but I'm like, it can't be that bad. And

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:55.440
<v Speaker 4>why do people say, I'm going to wash your mouth.

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:57.080
<v Speaker 4>There's so many questions. I'm like, I'm just gonna get

0:33:57.080 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 4>her over with and see what this whole thing's about.

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 3>Kind of the person that all companies are writing like

0:34:02.760 --> 0:34:06.400
<v Speaker 3>not suitable for children on their products because they don't

0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:06.960
<v Speaker 3>who would have.

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 4>Thought never in a thound and they're like, oh, was

0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:13.319
<v Speaker 4>he three? No he was? He was thirteen solid, Yes,

0:34:13.360 --> 0:34:14.279
<v Speaker 4>he should have known better.

0:34:14.440 --> 0:34:16.759
<v Speaker 3>This is somebody who could have push came to shove

0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:17.439
<v Speaker 3>drive a car.

0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:20.240
<v Speaker 4>I was no let bridge it, no bridging.

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:22.000
<v Speaker 3>This is someone who could be in college. This is

0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:23.320
<v Speaker 3>doogie howser.

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:24.960
<v Speaker 4>I think, yes, I could have been a doctor. I

0:34:25.000 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 4>was in the like the seventh Sea. I should have

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:28.640
<v Speaker 4>known better. I did know better.

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:31.160
<v Speaker 3>I just did it just because I feel like, yeah,

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.840
<v Speaker 3>maybe I feel like the real cutoff, And my apologies

0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:36.080
<v Speaker 3>to you is probably third grade I eating soap.

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah it was. It was definitely a ridiculous. Even

0:34:40.480 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 4>in the fourth grade. It was.

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 3>It was a moment we all develop it different.

0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:45.320
<v Speaker 4>It was a moment.

0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:48.480
<v Speaker 3>Listen, we're all learning. My younger sister taught me to

0:34:48.520 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 3>tie my shoes. We all our brains are just shaping

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:54.520
<v Speaker 3>in different ways. And for you, eating soap took a

0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:56.120
<v Speaker 3>little bit longer to figure out.

0:34:56.719 --> 0:34:59.360
<v Speaker 4>I took a bite out of the soap. I didn't

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:01.319
<v Speaker 4>swallow it. I didn't eat it, but I did want

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:01.720
<v Speaker 4>to taste.

0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:02.800
<v Speaker 3>You're a curious purse.

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:06.080
<v Speaker 4>I was curious what happens.

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:07.399
<v Speaker 3>To the soap on the rope. Once the soap is done,

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 3>you get to keep the rope for other uses.

0:35:09.640 --> 0:35:11.800
<v Speaker 4>Now you throw it out. You throw it out, yeah

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:14.400
<v Speaker 4>before when it gets when they get sad and small

0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 4>and whatever, you just throw it out and get another

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:19.239
<v Speaker 4>so on a rope. It is, you know, it's kind

0:35:19.239 --> 0:35:20.960
<v Speaker 4>of like a toy. It's kind of like a thing.

0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:23.960
<v Speaker 4>Bob Guccioni's pushing it, And.

0:35:23.760 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 3>Who's Bob gucci He.

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:30.840
<v Speaker 4>Was the sophisticated editor and the founder of Penthouse Magazine,

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:35.240
<v Speaker 4>which gave it was the competition of Playboard, right of course,

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 4>but he had a deeper voice. He had a deeper

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:40.400
<v Speaker 4>voice than uh then uh he then uh.

0:35:40.680 --> 0:35:43.200
<v Speaker 3>He was kind of a weasly car.

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:46.080
<v Speaker 4>He was weasily and Bob guccin he looked most sophisticated,

0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 4>and he was Italian. He was a thicker face and

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 4>thicker eyebrows, and he would ciar cigar and he was

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:55.279
<v Speaker 4>very reclining and very sophisticating. And but we will cover

0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:59.360
<v Speaker 4>at the Baucher. We can write articles about it. Stuff

0:35:59.400 --> 0:35:59.719
<v Speaker 4>like that.

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:02.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that seems more soap on the rope than.

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:06.120
<v Speaker 4>Was very soap on as always Joe Namath. Joe Namath

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:08.320
<v Speaker 4>gave off of see the playboys.

0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Of that era, single guys, single guys who you probably

0:36:11.560 --> 0:36:13.920
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't be comfortable alone in a room with.

0:36:14.080 --> 0:36:18.320
<v Speaker 4>No just going around drinking too much, being stupid, riving cattle.

0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 4>They're athletes, yes or whatever?

0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:23.640
<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, kind of we I feel like we've moved

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:25.879
<v Speaker 3>past them, and they're soap on the rope. I think

0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:28.680
<v Speaker 3>it's good, Yeah, probably for the best. They wore furs,

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:31.560
<v Speaker 3>They wore furs, They drank whiskey.

0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:36.320
<v Speaker 4>They drank whiskey, they wore sunglasses. They treated women like

0:36:35.840 --> 0:36:41.319
<v Speaker 4>like like nuts, well at the best, like just objects, sure,

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 4>just like like things, things like things.

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:48.120
<v Speaker 3>We've moved past. What's his name, Bob GUCCIONI, Yeah, that's

0:36:48.120 --> 0:36:51.040
<v Speaker 3>his name. I can't believe. I actually feel great that

0:36:51.040 --> 0:36:51.440
<v Speaker 3>I was a.

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:55.680
<v Speaker 4>How could you forget that name? If you're tired off?

0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:59.799
<v Speaker 4>You want something more sophisticated than Playboy magazine Penthouse.

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:03.680
<v Speaker 3>As I was saying, Bob, Guccioni is like, this cannot

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:06.320
<v Speaker 3>possibly be the person's name. That's it. It feels like

0:37:06.480 --> 0:37:11.800
<v Speaker 3>real that's his name. Stereotypical Italian name. Guccioni sounds dangerous

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 3>to me.

0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:16.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it sounds it sounds a little. Yeah, the Guccionies,

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:18.480
<v Speaker 4>don't mess don't mess with the Gucciones.

0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:22.600
<v Speaker 3>I imagine you had some Guccionis around you in New Jersey.

0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:27.520
<v Speaker 4>No, not Gucciones. I had a Novembrie. May he rest

0:37:27.520 --> 0:37:32.399
<v Speaker 4>in peace? And uh who else? Well, the memory comes

0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:33.920
<v Speaker 4>to mind because he was a good friend.

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Novembri, Novembur.

0:37:36.560 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 4>That's Italian.

0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:39.560
<v Speaker 3>That's like a light Italian name. It's a little bit.

0:37:39.719 --> 0:37:41.279
<v Speaker 4>I think he even speak. It was Italian. He's like,

0:37:41.280 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 4>oh it's Italian.

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:45.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh interesting, Yeah, Well, my boyfriend's last name is Smgoula.

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:49.200
<v Speaker 3>He's half Italian, and I always thought Smagola sounds like

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:50.720
<v Speaker 3>a stereotype of an Italian.

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 4>That sounds crazy.

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:52.600
<v Speaker 3>It's a Polish name.

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:56.680
<v Speaker 4>No wonder, now that makes more sense, right, Yeah.

0:37:56.440 --> 0:37:58.880
<v Speaker 3>But like if I were to create an Italian cartoon character,

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 3>I have a name. It Jimmy'smagoo.

0:38:00.239 --> 0:38:01.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Jamius Magoula.

0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 3>But that's his name, and it's Polish.

0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:04.879
<v Speaker 4>She makes no sense.

0:38:04.920 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 3>His mother's name last name is or made a name

0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 3>is Francini, which is more Italian. She's Italian, she's absolutely Italian.

0:38:13.600 --> 0:38:16.399
<v Speaker 4>And his dad's Polish. And your parents.

0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:21.759
<v Speaker 3>White Mutts, Yeah, yeah, yeah, English, German, Scottish.

0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 4>Where were you born?

0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:23.839
<v Speaker 3>Salt Lake City?

0:38:24.120 --> 0:38:26.640
<v Speaker 4>All right, you said, yeah, Utah, So okay.

0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:30.200
<v Speaker 3>My lineage is just kind of all over the map.

0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:31.120
<v Speaker 4>It's the same here.

0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:32.200
<v Speaker 3>Where are your parents from?

0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 4>My parents are from Cuba, Oh Cuba. Yeah. My grandfathers

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:40.120
<v Speaker 4>on both sides are from Spain. Oh so they went

0:38:40.160 --> 0:38:40.720
<v Speaker 4>to Cuba.

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:43.920
<v Speaker 3>But you have a little bit more direct you're able

0:38:43.960 --> 0:38:47.279
<v Speaker 3>to point to I'm just like I guess somewhere in

0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:49.240
<v Speaker 3>the UK, maybe German.

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:52.839
<v Speaker 4>Well, most people are most people. I'm I'm mostly we

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 4>did the twenty three and me or whatever. I'm mostly

0:38:55.400 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 4>what we knew, no surprises, the Iberian Peninsula, Spain and Africa.

0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:03.439
<v Speaker 4>That's what Cubas are for the most part, right, So yeah,

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.800
<v Speaker 4>so there was no surprises. A little bit of English,

0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:08.720
<v Speaker 4>a little bit of Jewish, which I love, that's great, Yeah,

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:11.120
<v Speaker 4>a little dash of something else, yes, and the two

0:39:11.160 --> 0:39:14.719
<v Speaker 4>things I loved English and yeah, and my wife a

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:19.160
<v Speaker 4>lot of French okay, which we knew, Welsh English okay.

0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:26.319
<v Speaker 4>And Neanderthal. Oh good because French. And she had a

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:27.319
<v Speaker 4>lot of Neanderthal.

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 4>They sent her a letter and said you have a

0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:33.399
<v Speaker 4>lot of Neanderthal. So that was exciting, insulting. She took

0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:35.439
<v Speaker 4>it that way. The next day, I bought a book

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:37.320
<v Speaker 4>about Caveman for my daughter, she was like three, and

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:39.799
<v Speaker 4>I said, learn about your mother and her people. And

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:41.560
<v Speaker 4>my wife's like, I don't know how I feel about that.

0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:43.680
<v Speaker 4>I said, you're Neanderthal. I'll be proud.

0:39:45.440 --> 0:39:48.360
<v Speaker 3>Have you been to Cuba? No, No, any interests?

0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:51.200
<v Speaker 4>Probably not. I don't know. I don't think i'll go.

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:54.040
<v Speaker 3>It's it's one of those places I would love if

0:39:54.160 --> 0:39:56.360
<v Speaker 3>if you could get somewhere quickly, like to just be

0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:58.880
<v Speaker 3>able to step through a portal and experience huh. I

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:00.400
<v Speaker 3>would love to. I would love to see all of

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:01.320
<v Speaker 3>the old cars.

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:03.200
<v Speaker 4>Sure, it's just depressing for me.

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:05.840
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I'm sure there's a lot more baggage for you.

0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a it's a It's like North Korea. It's

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:11.839
<v Speaker 4>one of the most terrible places to go and uh

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:12.920
<v Speaker 4>and to live right now.

0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:14.720
<v Speaker 3>I just finished a book about North Korea.

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:16.560
<v Speaker 4>Brother, it's a nightmare.

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's crazy that a place like that still exists

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:23.880
<v Speaker 3>on Earth. It's a giant prison, It's a giant This

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:26.280
<v Speaker 3>is a depressing topic, but it is literally.

0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:31.720
<v Speaker 4>A prison brainwashing. The people are traumatized, darving just beyond

0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 4>the pale, it's like, and Cuba's not far behind. It's

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 4>pretty messed up there. So what am I gonna do?

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:39.480
<v Speaker 4>Go there and complaining of thrown in jail? What am

0:40:39.520 --> 0:40:39.960
<v Speaker 4>I gonna do?

0:40:40.560 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a Yeah, you go there and then you

0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:43.760
<v Speaker 3>can probably couldn't help yourself.

0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not gonna you know, keep my mouth shut.

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:50.160
<v Speaker 3>They feel like giant hostage situations. It's like, if only

0:40:50.200 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 3>we could, I'd.

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:53.680
<v Speaker 4>Be calling you up, hello, get me out of here.

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:55.239
<v Speaker 4>You either one to tell me to go down here.

0:40:55.360 --> 0:40:58.600
<v Speaker 3>One call from jail, one call from Cuba jails to

0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:02.000
<v Speaker 3>me would be a big, terrible call because my phone's

0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:03.879
<v Speaker 3>on Do Not Disturb so the media.

0:41:03.920 --> 0:41:06.120
<v Speaker 4>You're like, I'm in I'm opening another gift from someone

0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:07.960
<v Speaker 4>who I told them not to bring a gift.

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:10.600
<v Speaker 3>I need it, I need a minute fleas my god.

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 3>But then it's a nice little excuse for me to

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 3>come to Cuba.

0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:15.160
<v Speaker 4>I don't even think we have an embassy there.

0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:19.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh, probably not right. And you can't travel there directly

0:41:19.560 --> 0:41:20.040
<v Speaker 3>from the US.

0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:21.839
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I think you have to go through

0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:22.600
<v Speaker 4>Canada or Yeah.

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 3>I feel like there's got to be kind of a

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 3>backwards route. It's a lot. I mean, it's hard for

0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:29.400
<v Speaker 3>me to go on vacation just to place that's easy.

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:31.240
<v Speaker 4>Now we can't even go to Canada or Mexico.

0:41:31.320 --> 0:41:35.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, clear war started on the world. A break nightmare.

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:37.439
<v Speaker 4>I regret voting for him.

0:41:38.560 --> 0:41:39.960
<v Speaker 3>I voted for him four times.

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:40.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

0:41:41.000 --> 0:41:43.920
<v Speaker 3>I put in a lot of effort, and I thought

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:45.439
<v Speaker 3>that the egg prices would go down.

0:41:45.560 --> 0:41:48.200
<v Speaker 4>We're going on vacation and we don't know what to do.

0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 4>We started joking, like should we you say we're Canadian?

0:41:51.080 --> 0:41:52.880
<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, no, we don't need to, And I'm like,

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 4>maybe we do.

0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:56.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh absolutely, maybe we will say we're Canadian. Tell nobody

0:41:57.080 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 3>except for I guess it. Uh yeah, yeah, when you're

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 3>headed through the airport. But then get out of there

0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:04.920
<v Speaker 3>and tell people you're from anywhere. Yeah, beautiful country to

0:42:04.960 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 3>be living.

0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:07.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm from California. We'll say we're from California.

0:42:07.480 --> 0:42:09.719
<v Speaker 3>I mean, pretty soon that'll be enough, and I'll say

0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:11.839
<v Speaker 3>we're from the country of I.

0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:16.479
<v Speaker 4>Wish the Oregon, Washington, California, and New York Connecticut would,

0:42:16.560 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 4>uh would make their own country.

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:20.239
<v Speaker 3>I think a lot of people do. But good luck

0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:20.879
<v Speaker 3>to all of us.

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:21.879
<v Speaker 4>Good luck to all of us.

0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:25.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it would depend on people like me fighting

0:42:25.239 --> 0:42:29.040
<v Speaker 3>for us, and we'd immediately fail. Yeah, we would be

0:42:29.080 --> 0:42:32.880
<v Speaker 3>It would be an immediate fail. And then we're in

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:34.040
<v Speaker 3>a North Korea situation.

0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:36.879
<v Speaker 4>You know, I don't. I don't think so. I think

0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:39.439
<v Speaker 4>we have way more leverage than we you think so, Yeah,

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:41.920
<v Speaker 4>But I think nice people are quiet and that's the problem.

0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:43.120
<v Speaker 4>It takes them a lot to get.

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Riled up, and we police each other.

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 4>I mean, look at Canada. Who would think Canada is

0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 4>beside itself? Because this maniac is just just saying as

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 4>he always has. Of course, but he's more vengeful than ever.

0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 3>And that's why I wanted him back in office.

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:02.880
<v Speaker 4>It suits him so well.

0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:07.800
<v Speaker 3>Well, is there anything left to do?

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:08.680
<v Speaker 4>Well? My question?

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:11.400
<v Speaker 3>In the shower, you're using a bar soap. I use

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 3>a bar soap, never a shower gel or body wash.

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:18.839
<v Speaker 4>Not at home, we have shampoos, we have conditioner, we

0:43:18.920 --> 0:43:21.600
<v Speaker 4>have bubble bath, and we have heart soaps, Heart so

0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:26.120
<v Speaker 4>which is when I watch you, They're a classic. They're wonderful. Again.

0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:28.200
<v Speaker 4>I love the packaging. It's almost I don't want to

0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:28.879
<v Speaker 4>open them up.

0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:30.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the sort of thing. You almost just want

0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:32.839
<v Speaker 3>this on the bathroom counter. You could do that, show

0:43:32.880 --> 0:43:36.560
<v Speaker 3>people who they're dealing with. Yeah, but then then what's

0:43:36.600 --> 0:43:38.160
<v Speaker 3>the point I want to be along with one of

0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:40.560
<v Speaker 3>these lasts? I mean, as far as the scent, like,

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:42.200
<v Speaker 3>is it years? Oh?

0:43:42.200 --> 0:43:44.960
<v Speaker 4>If you just leave them somewhere, yeah, I don't know

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:47.440
<v Speaker 4>you can do that. I recommend just using it.

0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:49.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm.

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:53.000
<v Speaker 4>If there's anything wrong with being an old lady.

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:56.400
<v Speaker 3>I've been an old lady for decades at this point.

0:43:56.400 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 4>You used to soap. Enjoy them, enjoy them?

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:01.840
<v Speaker 3>O god. Yeah, I have a hard time with a

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 3>bar of soap in the shower.

0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:05.640
<v Speaker 4>Why, what's wrong? You can't you don't know how to

0:44:05.680 --> 0:44:07.920
<v Speaker 4>handle them or yeah, and I like to I can

0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:10.000
<v Speaker 4>tell you this, don't bite into it. Other than that,

0:44:10.960 --> 0:44:11.720
<v Speaker 4>I like to put.

0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:14.759
<v Speaker 3>The stuff onto the sponge or the loofah and then

0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 3>use it.

0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 4>Are you righty or lefty?

0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:17.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm alrighty.

0:44:17.600 --> 0:44:19.520
<v Speaker 4>So hold the sponge in your left hand and rub

0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:21.799
<v Speaker 4>the soap on the sponge. That's what you're doing to

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:23.640
<v Speaker 4>put the soap on the sponge.

0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Interesting, what what else would you do? I kind of

0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:30.399
<v Speaker 3>always associate you're just doing it, you know, just kind

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 3>of bear rubbing it all of your hands and then

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:32.960
<v Speaker 3>putting out.

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:35.840
<v Speaker 4>You could do that too, either way. You could do

0:44:35.880 --> 0:44:36.480
<v Speaker 4>either way.

0:44:36.400 --> 0:44:38.520
<v Speaker 3>But then shooting out of your hand and then you're

0:44:38.840 --> 0:44:41.319
<v Speaker 3>it's on the floor. And I mean, there's a it's

0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:42.799
<v Speaker 3>a huge ordeal for me.

0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:46.640
<v Speaker 4>I know that. But here's the thing things, And I

0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 4>don't know if cher said who said this, Chane found

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:49.320
<v Speaker 4>or a share.

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:50.560
<v Speaker 3>Let's give share the credit.

0:44:50.640 --> 0:44:53.239
<v Speaker 4>If it were easy, no one would do it right,

0:44:53.320 --> 0:44:55.280
<v Speaker 4>something like that. If it came in a bottle, everyone

0:44:55.320 --> 0:44:58.960
<v Speaker 4>would be in shape, or something like that. In other words, worthwhile,

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:01.759
<v Speaker 4>things are not easy. Do you want to be a

0:45:02.160 --> 0:45:02.840
<v Speaker 4>dance ballet?

0:45:02.880 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Really?

0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:05.960
<v Speaker 4>Well, you gotta I tell my god, you have to

0:45:06.000 --> 0:45:06.680
<v Speaker 4>put in the work.

0:45:07.040 --> 0:45:07.920
<v Speaker 3>She's a ballerina.

0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:11.000
<v Speaker 4>No, no, She'll take one class and then she walks

0:45:11.040 --> 0:45:13.160
<v Speaker 4>around telling people I do ballet, and I'm.

0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Like, huh, she's a fraud.

0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:17.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but do this. So the worst thing that can

0:45:17.480 --> 0:45:19.480
<v Speaker 4>happen if it falls on the ground, then just pick

0:45:19.520 --> 0:45:22.760
<v Speaker 4>it up and try again. Slip out of your hands.

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:24.439
<v Speaker 3>I'll keep that in mind the next time in the shower.

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:26.839
<v Speaker 3>If it was easy, everybody would be using soap, this

0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 3>kind of soap, this kind of soap especially. But then

0:45:30.000 --> 0:45:32.200
<v Speaker 3>this is the other thing that it kind of extends

0:45:32.239 --> 0:45:34.759
<v Speaker 3>to my entire life is once you use a nice thing,

0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:39.640
<v Speaker 3>then once that's gone, every everything will feel worse.

0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:43.480
<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean, You're not wrong because I

0:45:43.520 --> 0:45:46.399
<v Speaker 4>have it on good authority, and by good I mean

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:49.520
<v Speaker 4>none whatsoever that ar least their own uses the soap.

0:45:50.239 --> 0:45:53.400
<v Speaker 4>Kidman uses the soap. Pablo pascal Us put.

0:45:53.239 --> 0:45:55.760
<v Speaker 3>Myself in the same category, uses this soap.

0:45:56.960 --> 0:45:59.080
<v Speaker 4>I base that on nothing, but I'm pretty sure they do.

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:02.520
<v Speaker 4>So when you're in a shower, you're like, Hey, this

0:46:02.600 --> 0:46:03.640
<v Speaker 4>is happening.

0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:07.680
<v Speaker 3>This is my Charlie's moment, this is my I'm Tom Cruise, right.

0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 4>Now, wouldn't be surprised if your Lady Gaga.

0:46:10.840 --> 0:46:14.280
<v Speaker 3>Lady Gaga's absolutely using. He may use that it's slipping

0:46:14.280 --> 0:46:16.680
<v Speaker 3>out of her hand. She's chasing it around the shower.

0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 4>Laughs. She laughs if it slips out of her hand,

0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:21.000
<v Speaker 4>and then she'll have someone pick it up for her.

0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:22.719
<v Speaker 4>She has people to shower assistant.

0:46:22.880 --> 0:46:26.480
<v Speaker 3>Yes, as she rings the bell, they run in there

0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:29.600
<v Speaker 3>for her. I hope that that's what she's doing. She's

0:46:29.600 --> 0:46:32.440
<v Speaker 3>earned it. She's put in the work, she's put in

0:46:32.480 --> 0:46:34.759
<v Speaker 3>the time. Somebody should be picking up her soap.

0:46:35.080 --> 0:46:38.400
<v Speaker 4>She has the talent, she drive, she has the gumption,

0:46:39.360 --> 0:46:42.920
<v Speaker 4>the guts, don't be afraid to say it to fail.

0:46:43.360 --> 0:46:46.400
<v Speaker 4>She says she she got her started in New York City.

0:46:46.600 --> 0:46:48.759
<v Speaker 4>I have no way. I have no reason to doubt her.

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:51.840
<v Speaker 4>I don't know a lot about her early trajectory, but

0:46:51.880 --> 0:46:53.440
<v Speaker 4>it sounds to me a lot like Madonna's.

0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:56.240
<v Speaker 3>It's a little bit except for Madonna didn't go to NYU.

0:46:56.600 --> 0:46:59.240
<v Speaker 4>No, Madonna went to school in Michigan.

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:00.520
<v Speaker 3>Michigan.

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:02.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, see, I thought she was from Jersey. I know

0:47:02.520 --> 0:47:05.719
<v Speaker 4>she ended up. She says. I was in New York

0:47:05.760 --> 0:47:07.439
<v Speaker 4>City and I had a boom box, and I would

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:10.279
<v Speaker 4>play it in places, and then eventually she was very

0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:13.160
<v Speaker 4>smart and would make friends with DJ's at Studio fifty

0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:15.920
<v Speaker 4>four and Limelight and they'd give her they car out

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 4>five minutes and she would like play her music and

0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:21.680
<v Speaker 4>dance and people are like, it's Madonna, here's Madonna. That's how.

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:24.600
<v Speaker 4>And Bette Miller started like that too. Interest I wonder

0:47:24.640 --> 0:47:26.200
<v Speaker 4>if started like that too.

0:47:26.239 --> 0:47:28.080
<v Speaker 3>I think there's here some There's gotta be a little

0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:28.640
<v Speaker 3>bit of that.

0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:28.919
<v Speaker 4>She says.

0:47:28.960 --> 0:47:32.400
<v Speaker 3>She. I mean, whether she did or not, she probably

0:47:32.440 --> 0:47:33.080
<v Speaker 3>should keep saying.

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:33.880
<v Speaker 4>It's a good story.

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:36.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, nobody wants to hear how I went to tish

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:38.799
<v Speaker 3>and then had some songwriting.

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:41.720
<v Speaker 4>Or tiktokd it in. I justicked the thing on TikTok.

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's everybody from now on. That's the way.

0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:46.880
<v Speaker 4>That's what they do.

0:47:47.200 --> 0:47:48.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get on TikTok.

0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:48.920
<v Speaker 4>That's how they do it.

0:47:48.960 --> 0:47:49.879
<v Speaker 3>A minute long song.

0:47:50.000 --> 0:47:51.280
<v Speaker 4>They don't have to hit the pavement.

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:53.320
<v Speaker 3>You don't simply don't have to. You don't have to

0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:55.400
<v Speaker 3>run errands even within your career.

0:47:55.560 --> 0:47:57.680
<v Speaker 4>You don't have to go to the Madonna route, the

0:47:58.239 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 4>Grace Jones route.

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:02.839
<v Speaker 3>You don't have that grit. Bette Midler, no if there

0:48:02.880 --> 0:48:05.240
<v Speaker 3>are very smooth corners on these stones.

0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:09.600
<v Speaker 4>Talking about Madonna, it's like Vaudeville. It's like we're talking about.

0:48:09.520 --> 0:48:12.440
<v Speaker 3>Voas, a completely different era that will never happen again.

0:48:12.640 --> 0:48:15.920
<v Speaker 4>They're like, what she was on the sidewalk with a boombox?

0:48:16.000 --> 0:48:17.640
<v Speaker 4>Or is she homeless? Yeah?

0:48:17.640 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 3>Truly No, I mean the grid would have to go down.

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:22.799
<v Speaker 3>The grid would have to go down for us to

0:48:22.840 --> 0:48:24.040
<v Speaker 3>get at the next Madonna.

0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:24.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:28.120
<v Speaker 3>But I mean, I'm sure Madonna's on TikTok now, probably

0:48:28.160 --> 0:48:28.680
<v Speaker 3>hating it.

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if she cares that much about it

0:48:31.960 --> 0:48:34.160
<v Speaker 4>to hate. I don't think she has time for that.

0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:36.760
<v Speaker 3>But Madonna's one of these people that I think feels

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:38.879
<v Speaker 3>like she always still has to be doing the thing.

0:48:39.280 --> 0:48:41.759
<v Speaker 3>Don't you think She's probably like, well, I guess that

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:44.320
<v Speaker 3>I'll do this one now. I think she has moments

0:48:44.440 --> 0:48:45.480
<v Speaker 3>I want to be relevant.

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:48.440
<v Speaker 4>Yes, she has take vacations. She counts her money, and

0:48:48.440 --> 0:48:50.439
<v Speaker 4>then she's like, wait a second, what's going on? Why

0:48:50.440 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 4>am I in venice? I want to do something I

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:54.799
<v Speaker 4>feel right right, But she has enough money to kick

0:48:54.840 --> 0:48:56.880
<v Speaker 4>back and give a damn about anything.

0:48:57.280 --> 0:48:59.160
<v Speaker 3>For the last forty years, she's probably been able to

0:48:59.160 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 3>do that.

0:48:59.560 --> 0:49:01.920
<v Speaker 4>Why does she care? If she's she's got the.

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:04.640
<v Speaker 3>Drive, she's got the talent. Still, she's got the gumpy.

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 4>She still has the she has all those things.

0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:07.040
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:09.520
<v Speaker 3>I think there are diminishing returns as a pop star,

0:49:09.880 --> 0:49:11.120
<v Speaker 3>but you try your hardest.

0:49:11.880 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 4>Share still wants to be relevant. She came out at

0:49:13.800 --> 0:49:17.040
<v Speaker 4>the Oscars dressed in that thing, the same outfit she warned,

0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:22.640
<v Speaker 4>now incredible, we love Share. Incredible.

0:49:22.800 --> 0:49:26.560
<v Speaker 3>She's managed not to really ever embarrass herself. She's kind

0:49:26.560 --> 0:49:29.880
<v Speaker 3>of just stayed Share. No one's ever said, oh, Share

0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:31.600
<v Speaker 3>has bitten the dust.

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:33.400
<v Speaker 4>Are you listening to her book? Her?

0:49:33.800 --> 0:49:36.160
<v Speaker 3>No, she's got a book. Does she read it?

0:49:36.840 --> 0:49:37.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:49:37.440 --> 0:49:38.720
<v Speaker 3>How is it?

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:39.160
<v Speaker 4>It's good?

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:41.839
<v Speaker 3>It's good. It's a whole life spanning thing.

0:49:41.960 --> 0:49:43.279
<v Speaker 4>Or is it a whole thing?

0:49:43.320 --> 0:49:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Well?

0:49:43.440 --> 0:49:46.400
<v Speaker 4>If this is her first book, I don't know, but

0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:48.920
<v Speaker 4>it's it's uh. It has her stamp of approval.

0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:51.080
<v Speaker 3>I feel like she's got nine books in her at

0:49:51.160 --> 0:49:52.720
<v Speaker 3>least she wants got one for every decade.

0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:53.920
<v Speaker 4>You want me to freak you out right now?

0:49:53.960 --> 0:49:54.520
<v Speaker 3>I would love that.

0:49:54.560 --> 0:49:55.920
<v Speaker 4>Want me to blow your mind right now?

0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:56.720
<v Speaker 3>Not to scream?

0:49:56.960 --> 0:50:01.520
<v Speaker 4>All right, you're gonna scream, okay. In her book she's like, oh, well,

0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:05.200
<v Speaker 4>I ran away from home with my friend Melissa, and

0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:07.919
<v Speaker 4>we had a room. We got a room in Hollywood

0:50:08.120 --> 0:50:11.319
<v Speaker 4>and we met Sonny and Melissa and this and that

0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:14.919
<v Speaker 4>Melissa is my wife's mother.

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, that's a scream. Wow, yeah, you're kidding.

0:50:19.719 --> 0:50:21.959
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my wife got the book and she started listening

0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 4>to her and she's like, she hasn't mentioned my mother yet.

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:26.359
<v Speaker 4>I'm like all right, and then and then she's like, oh,

0:50:26.400 --> 0:50:28.440
<v Speaker 4>she mentioned her. And we're both very happy because we

0:50:28.440 --> 0:50:30.760
<v Speaker 4>weren't sure if that was going to happen, but she

0:50:30.760 --> 0:50:31.960
<v Speaker 4>she mentioned her. Wow.

0:50:32.080 --> 0:50:34.279
<v Speaker 3>Did Melissa pursue any sort of entertainment.

0:50:35.480 --> 0:50:38.160
<v Speaker 4>No, she tried to be a rock star too.

0:50:38.400 --> 0:50:38.720
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:50:38.880 --> 0:50:41.640
<v Speaker 4>But it didn't pan out for her, but she tried. Wow.

0:50:41.719 --> 0:50:42.560
<v Speaker 3>That is fascinating.

0:50:42.680 --> 0:50:43.880
<v Speaker 4>It's crazy. It's crazy.

0:50:43.920 --> 0:50:46.960
<v Speaker 3>And have she and Melissa have she and Shaer lost touch?

0:50:47.239 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Melissa passed away. Okay, she made it to our

0:50:50.600 --> 0:50:53.239
<v Speaker 4>wedding and then uh, and then she passed away after

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:58.480
<v Speaker 4>that and they they ran into each other once. Ursula

0:50:58.600 --> 0:51:01.120
<v Speaker 4>was like a teenager or something. They were kind of

0:51:01.200 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 4>cold to each other. Oh no, we don't know under

0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:10.600
<v Speaker 4>what circumstances they split up or whatever, there's a lot. Yeah.

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Wow, to get the cold shoulder from Share? What a feeling.

0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:18.799
<v Speaker 4>I think that Hi, Share, Hi, Melissa like that. Share

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:20.560
<v Speaker 4>has a lot of cold shoulders to go around. And

0:51:21.000 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 4>it's just the way it is. That was the that

0:51:23.280 --> 0:51:23.759
<v Speaker 4>was the time.

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:26.439
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you have the muscle. You're right at the top.

0:51:26.600 --> 0:51:29.359
<v Speaker 4>I suppose, Oh why can't women be friends with other

0:51:29.400 --> 0:51:32.520
<v Speaker 4>women who are powerful? Oh? Is Share?

0:51:32.600 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine she's in Malibu right now. I wonder

0:51:34.560 --> 0:51:38.160
<v Speaker 3>if she's living, why she's not in Malibu? Just you're

0:51:38.200 --> 0:51:39.840
<v Speaker 3>like out in that area. It's a tough place to

0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:40.479
<v Speaker 3>be right now.

0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:41.800
<v Speaker 4>Why with the fires?

0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:44.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did those affects her at all?

0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:45.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't I don't know. I don't know. That's a

0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:46.319
<v Speaker 4>good question.

0:51:46.360 --> 0:51:48.239
<v Speaker 3>I wonder where her second house is.

0:51:49.160 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. You think it's an OHI or Santa

0:51:51.600 --> 0:51:54.759
<v Speaker 4>Barbara or something or or somewhere else completely.

0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 3>Maybe somewhere else completely. I mean, if it's within in California,

0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 3>I would say, oh, hi, I mean we well, obviously no,

0:52:00.760 --> 0:52:02.200
<v Speaker 3>Sonny was in Palm Springs.

0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:04.919
<v Speaker 4>Sonny was in Palm Springs, which is beautiful place there,

0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:05.840
<v Speaker 4>Palm Springs.

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:08.480
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I can see who don't know, we're just speculating,

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:12.560
<v Speaker 3>and share is someone who has a life to speculate about.

0:52:12.680 --> 0:52:15.239
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's in this book. Maybe she mentions Melissa and

0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:16.480
<v Speaker 3>her palm springs compound.

0:52:16.600 --> 0:52:18.360
<v Speaker 4>Maybe you know what you know the place we like

0:52:18.400 --> 0:52:22.719
<v Speaker 4>a lot, Laguna Beach, Laguna Beach. Why because it's like

0:52:22.800 --> 0:52:26.080
<v Speaker 4>Santa Barbara only liberal? Oh? Interesting like that.

0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Santa Barbara's more conservative, and so is Monacito.

0:52:29.360 --> 0:52:32.480
<v Speaker 4>I love MANASICILLAO. It's very conservative, but it's beauty. It's

0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:35.040
<v Speaker 4>all the could it not be? It's all it's all

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:37.520
<v Speaker 4>the money, the money, money makes things pretty.

0:52:37.600 --> 0:52:39.000
<v Speaker 3>Monasita's where Oprah lives.

0:52:39.280 --> 0:52:41.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, she's got a huge place.

0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:44.600
<v Speaker 3>Of her She's got an and the Harry and uh oh,

0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:47.560
<v Speaker 3>Harry and Macon. Now she's got a TV show that

0:52:47.840 --> 0:52:51.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh does she seems confusing? What is it she's doing?

0:52:51.080 --> 0:52:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Like crafts at home?

0:52:52.800 --> 0:52:55.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's got to do something, I guess. Look at

0:52:55.200 --> 0:53:00.799
<v Speaker 4>you driving into cauld the Saxon receiving gifts passive.

0:53:00.440 --> 0:53:03.839
<v Speaker 3>Aggressively, Megan show. Where when do I get to make

0:53:03.880 --> 0:53:04.880
<v Speaker 3>crafts on Netflix?

0:53:04.960 --> 0:53:07.200
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. You said your craft place closed down?

0:53:07.840 --> 0:53:12.959
<v Speaker 3>Joanne is done? Uh, maybe I could buy Joanne maybe

0:53:13.000 --> 0:53:14.840
<v Speaker 3>they've I mean, nobody else wanted to buy it. I

0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:17.880
<v Speaker 3>buy it launch a streaming service. My show is the

0:53:17.920 --> 0:53:18.799
<v Speaker 3>first thing on there.

0:53:19.239 --> 0:53:21.960
<v Speaker 4>Now you're talking and it's.

0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 3>The Bridger's Megan Show. All right, Jay, you know you're

0:53:25.560 --> 0:53:29.000
<v Speaker 3>doing she's like putting you know, she's making little drinks.

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:33.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's making cocktails, decorating cookies. What's Bridgers? Is that

0:53:33.200 --> 0:53:33.879
<v Speaker 4>a family name?

0:53:33.920 --> 0:53:37.319
<v Speaker 3>Where a Bridger is an old Mormon name sort of?

0:53:37.440 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean it was the last name of a mountain

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:41.120
<v Speaker 3>man named Jim Bridger.

0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's the last name.

0:53:42.800 --> 0:53:46.759
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and my parents, Yeah, he traveled through Utah and

0:53:46.840 --> 0:53:50.200
<v Speaker 3>my parents were aware of Jim Bridger. They said, let's

0:53:50.280 --> 0:53:50.960
<v Speaker 3>use the last name.

0:53:51.000 --> 0:53:52.080
<v Speaker 4>That's cool. It's a cool name.

0:53:52.239 --> 0:53:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. It's a confusing name

0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:55.440
<v Speaker 3>for a lot of people.

0:53:55.920 --> 0:53:57.799
<v Speaker 4>Well, no, once you get it, you're like, it's just

0:53:57.880 --> 0:54:01.719
<v Speaker 4>it's unique. Sure, he built bridges or something. He liked

0:54:01.719 --> 0:54:02.240
<v Speaker 4>them a lot.

0:54:02.719 --> 0:54:06.319
<v Speaker 3>It's uh. I believe it's uh. Its origins are in

0:54:06.360 --> 0:54:09.480
<v Speaker 3>England for somebody who dwelled by a bridge, which doesn't bridge.

0:54:09.640 --> 0:54:10.279
<v Speaker 4>That makes sense.

0:54:10.440 --> 0:54:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not a sparkling origin story, but it's fine.

0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:18.120
<v Speaker 4>I worked at Disneyland for a summer or two when

0:54:18.120 --> 0:54:20.880
<v Speaker 4>I first moved here, and there was a guy for

0:54:21.080 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 4>he was a dancer, he was a good friend and

0:54:25.080 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 4>he was in the chorus or something, and I forgot

0:54:27.640 --> 0:54:30.640
<v Speaker 4>his first name, but his last name was side Bottom, Oh,

0:54:30.800 --> 0:54:33.080
<v Speaker 4>side Bottom, which I thought was the coolest name. And

0:54:33.120 --> 0:54:35.600
<v Speaker 4>I said, what's that about? He said, wed, My people

0:54:35.640 --> 0:54:37.680
<v Speaker 4>come from the side bottom of a lake in England

0:54:37.840 --> 0:54:40.799
<v Speaker 4>long time ago. Interesting. That's cool. Interesting.

0:54:41.600 --> 0:54:43.520
<v Speaker 3>And you worked at Disneyland doing what.

0:54:44.800 --> 0:54:49.560
<v Speaker 4>A dinner theater. Aladdin's Oasis was the so it was

0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:53.640
<v Speaker 4>when the movie came out, the music and I was

0:54:53.680 --> 0:54:56.680
<v Speaker 4>a comedic relief while people ate food. Incredible at the

0:54:56.719 --> 0:54:57.720
<v Speaker 4>dinner theater. Yeah.

0:54:57.760 --> 0:54:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Did you go in there underground tunnels?

0:55:00.600 --> 0:55:02.960
<v Speaker 4>Yes? Sometimes, Yeah, that's what we changed. I think there

0:55:03.000 --> 0:55:04.360
<v Speaker 4>was locker rooms down there and stuff.

0:55:04.440 --> 0:55:07.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's probably not as mysterious or romantic as people think.

0:55:08.000 --> 0:55:11.160
<v Speaker 4>It's not. It's a fun place to work, sure, but.

0:55:11.120 --> 0:55:13.080
<v Speaker 3>Then you just go underground and they're hallways.

0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:14.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's hallways. Okay.

0:55:14.840 --> 0:55:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you kind of wish that they were kind of

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:17.600
<v Speaker 3>like drippy caves.

0:55:17.680 --> 0:55:20.399
<v Speaker 4>That'd be awesome maybe at some point, but I don't

0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:20.719
<v Speaker 4>think so.

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there art direction kind of stops surface level and

0:55:24.480 --> 0:55:25.759
<v Speaker 3>the rest of it's just corporation.

0:55:25.960 --> 0:55:28.000
<v Speaker 4>That's right. Interesting, absolutely.

0:55:28.000 --> 0:55:29.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you're going to go to the trouble

0:55:29.840 --> 0:55:33.160
<v Speaker 3>of putting a tunnel underneath your resort, have a little

0:55:33.160 --> 0:55:33.719
<v Speaker 3>fun with it.

0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:36.480
<v Speaker 4>Well, there's there are more like walkways. It's just places

0:55:36.520 --> 0:55:38.920
<v Speaker 4>to get around so the public doesn't see you above, right,

0:55:39.000 --> 0:55:42.080
<v Speaker 4>And it's it's not there's a couple of tunnels, but

0:55:42.120 --> 0:55:44.600
<v Speaker 4>it's just backstage a lot. It's just not what you

0:55:44.640 --> 0:55:47.240
<v Speaker 4>see it. They're not tunnels. It's just in the back area.

0:55:47.040 --> 0:55:49.279
<v Speaker 3>The magic and behind yes, behind the.

0:55:49.400 --> 0:55:51.080
<v Speaker 4>Entrance where says employees only and all that.

0:55:51.120 --> 0:55:53.480
<v Speaker 3>And are there any like secret entrances into these tunnels?

0:55:53.480 --> 0:55:55.880
<v Speaker 3>Do you like go like lift up a mailbox and

0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:57.799
<v Speaker 3>walk underground or is it more just here?

0:55:57.880 --> 0:56:00.319
<v Speaker 4>I wish no, And if there were, I know I

0:56:00.440 --> 0:56:03.520
<v Speaker 4>wasn't there long enough to to discover that. That'd be cool.

0:56:03.640 --> 0:56:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like that's a little thing they could do.

0:56:05.680 --> 0:56:08.080
<v Speaker 4>Think there probably was, but I don't know.

0:56:08.120 --> 0:56:10.080
<v Speaker 3>They've got to have some throughout the park so you

0:56:10.080 --> 0:56:13.120
<v Speaker 3>can pop up in the middle as Peter Pan or whatever.

0:56:13.560 --> 0:56:17.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if it's necessary. You could just walk

0:56:18.000 --> 0:56:19.640
<v Speaker 4>through a door and you're there. You don't need to

0:56:19.680 --> 0:56:22.040
<v Speaker 4>pop out of something. It's not that I know you

0:56:22.080 --> 0:56:24.719
<v Speaker 4>want to believe that like I want to. We need

0:56:24.719 --> 0:56:28.520
<v Speaker 4>a Peter Pan at level five. Now now, now, don't

0:56:28.600 --> 0:56:31.319
<v Speaker 4>use the tunnels, use the secret mailbox, pop out of

0:56:31.360 --> 0:56:31.680
<v Speaker 4>the thing.

0:56:33.600 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 3>And this is the problem with Disney.

0:56:36.000 --> 0:56:38.319
<v Speaker 4>What's the problem with this is there are no secret.

0:56:38.040 --> 0:56:41.040
<v Speaker 3>They're not thinking as magically as I am. If I

0:56:41.080 --> 0:56:42.799
<v Speaker 3>were in charge, things would be different.

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:45.320
<v Speaker 4>Well, they invested money and other things besides secret places

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:48.920
<v Speaker 4>to pop out of, such as safety, fireworks, food.

0:56:48.960 --> 0:56:51.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, none of those things are important. Okay,

0:56:51.640 --> 0:56:54.759
<v Speaker 3>they should have people dropping from trees. I would like

0:56:54.840 --> 0:56:56.160
<v Speaker 3>that surfacing out of the river.

0:56:56.280 --> 0:56:57.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of with you. I just think it's a

0:56:57.520 --> 0:56:59.719
<v Speaker 4>liabil ability, but yes, I would love people to be

0:56:59.800 --> 0:57:02.480
<v Speaker 4>ding out of trees and out of the rivers. That

0:57:02.600 --> 0:57:02.919
<v Speaker 4>be cool.

0:57:02.960 --> 0:57:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Now, I feel like you were working at Disneyland before.

0:57:05.719 --> 0:57:08.960
<v Speaker 3>You know, we've really come into a time of adults

0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:12.959
<v Speaker 3>kind of dedicating their entire lives to Disney. But I

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:15.680
<v Speaker 3>imagine you were there before that sort of behavior was happening.

0:57:16.000 --> 0:57:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Did you deal with any we're there ever? Like hardcore

0:57:18.320 --> 0:57:21.080
<v Speaker 3>Disney people, you had to deal with when.

0:57:20.880 --> 0:57:23.560
<v Speaker 4>I was working there. Yeah, no, okay, but I think

0:57:23.960 --> 0:57:26.320
<v Speaker 4>I think it might have been around for a long time,

0:57:26.400 --> 0:57:28.840
<v Speaker 4>but I think the Internet and people having access to

0:57:29.080 --> 0:57:31.480
<v Speaker 4>posting themselves all the time has has amped.

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:32.880
<v Speaker 3>Up everything you taated and amplified.

0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:35.960
<v Speaker 4>Before people just were hanging out and it was now it's.

0:57:35.800 --> 0:57:39.560
<v Speaker 3>Now it's crazy enshowing their Disney Yeah, plushes at home.

0:57:39.680 --> 0:57:45.040
<v Speaker 4>Now they must uh. Yeah. I worked for one of

0:57:45.080 --> 0:57:48.080
<v Speaker 4>the many jobs I was promoting beanie babies or giving

0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:51.960
<v Speaker 4>them away at some event or something, and that was

0:57:52.040 --> 0:57:56.040
<v Speaker 4>the people there were pretty fanatical about that. Oh yeah,

0:57:56.120 --> 0:57:59.720
<v Speaker 4>children would come and you know, and teenagers and stuff,

0:57:59.720 --> 0:58:01.280
<v Speaker 4>and I have three hundred of them and I have

0:58:01.360 --> 0:58:05.280
<v Speaker 4>this one and I'm like, it's wonderful. They thought, I

0:58:06.120 --> 0:58:11.000
<v Speaker 4>don't care. Here's the promotional purple one with this, and well,

0:58:11.080 --> 0:58:11.360
<v Speaker 4>you know.

0:58:11.600 --> 0:58:13.040
<v Speaker 3>Well there was a period when there was a whole

0:58:13.040 --> 0:58:15.600
<v Speaker 3>economy built around them. Yeah, when people thought that these

0:58:15.640 --> 0:58:19.480
<v Speaker 3>were valuable and would remain valuable yep. And then the

0:58:19.520 --> 0:58:22.840
<v Speaker 3>bottom dropped out, the bubble popped, as it always does, yes,

0:58:22.920 --> 0:58:25.760
<v Speaker 3>and then they were left with just some bean bags. Actually,

0:58:26.000 --> 0:58:28.000
<v Speaker 3>there's one right there that was given us a gas

0:58:28.040 --> 0:58:31.320
<v Speaker 3>on this podcast with The Little The Thing. Yes, Joe

0:58:31.320 --> 0:58:34.240
<v Speaker 3>Castle Baker brought that to me. He thought he was

0:58:34.320 --> 0:58:37.000
<v Speaker 3>told that that one would be valuable, but that one's not.

0:58:37.600 --> 0:58:40.080
<v Speaker 3>So it's kind of a worthless object that I hate.

0:58:40.680 --> 0:58:42.520
<v Speaker 3>So but we keep it here at the studio just

0:58:42.560 --> 0:58:46.240
<v Speaker 3>because you never know, you never know, you never know.

0:58:46.440 --> 0:58:48.280
<v Speaker 4>These are past gifts, past gifts.

0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:52.560
<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is a drop in the bucket of

0:58:52.840 --> 0:58:55.200
<v Speaker 3>the amount of things I've received. These ones are just

0:58:55.280 --> 0:58:57.760
<v Speaker 3>kind of pleasant to look at. We've got more gifts here,

0:58:58.600 --> 0:59:01.320
<v Speaker 3>and you know, I've I have a garage at home.

0:59:01.480 --> 0:59:05.840
<v Speaker 3>Just that's Iowa Debois. Do you know her? She was

0:59:05.880 --> 0:59:08.600
<v Speaker 3>in the Bear. She's fantastic.

0:59:08.760 --> 0:59:09.640
<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's her.

0:59:09.560 --> 0:59:10.000
<v Speaker 3>As a kid.

0:59:10.040 --> 0:59:12.040
<v Speaker 4>That's right, I see her face low.

0:59:12.200 --> 0:59:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's her. I believe she had to dress up

0:59:14.680 --> 0:59:16.800
<v Speaker 3>as a president in elementary school and there was a

0:59:16.840 --> 0:59:19.680
<v Speaker 3>photo of her and then she had somebody painted for me.

0:59:19.840 --> 0:59:21.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. That's pretty adorable, isn't that sweet?

0:59:22.320 --> 0:59:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So occasionally you get an object that you actually

0:59:26.240 --> 0:59:29.680
<v Speaker 3>are interested in having, or something that's actually used practical, Yes,

0:59:30.000 --> 0:59:31.680
<v Speaker 3>to use. Those are the two things I really love

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:33.400
<v Speaker 3>to get. And then sometimes you get something that's like

0:59:33.480 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 3>this takes up a lot of space and I hate

0:59:35.000 --> 0:59:38.200
<v Speaker 3>it and now it's in my garage forever. Yeah, but

0:59:38.840 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 3>you've you've gotten into one of the good categories here.

0:59:41.720 --> 0:59:42.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:59:42.920 --> 0:59:45.120
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think we should play a game. Okay, We're

0:59:45.120 --> 0:59:47.120
<v Speaker 3>gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse. But

0:59:47.160 --> 0:59:49.760
<v Speaker 3>I need a number between one and ten from you.

0:59:49.880 --> 0:59:50.120
<v Speaker 4>Six.

0:59:50.480 --> 0:59:51.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I have to do a little bit of light

0:59:51.840 --> 0:59:54.200
<v Speaker 3>calculating to get our game piece. Okay, so right now,

0:59:54.240 --> 0:59:56.680
<v Speaker 3>you can recommend, promote, do whatever you want.

0:59:56.760 --> 1:00:00.960
<v Speaker 4>I'll be right back. Okay, there's a show coming out

1:00:01.000 --> 1:00:04.800
<v Speaker 4>on NBC, Peacock. It is not a reboot of the Office,

1:00:04.840 --> 1:00:09.520
<v Speaker 4>but I will be in a show. I don't know

1:00:09.560 --> 1:00:13.000
<v Speaker 4>the details. I told them put it on Broadway. Let's

1:00:13.040 --> 1:00:15.720
<v Speaker 4>go straight to Broadway. They said, no, TV show, TV show.

1:00:15.720 --> 1:00:18.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, all right, do the TV show. And now

1:00:18.560 --> 1:00:20.400
<v Speaker 4>it's trickling out because the cat's out of the bag.

1:00:20.480 --> 1:00:24.920
<v Speaker 4>Some reporter got a scoop on it and spill the beans.

1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:28.280
<v Speaker 4>So it's out there. It's it's going to be good again.

1:00:28.320 --> 1:00:30.160
<v Speaker 4>I pushed for black and white. They said, no, it's

1:00:30.200 --> 1:00:32.080
<v Speaker 4>going to be in color. So they're not listening to

1:00:32.080 --> 1:00:35.919
<v Speaker 4>me on any of these suggestions. But I think you will,

1:00:35.960 --> 1:00:38.280
<v Speaker 4>you will, you'll like it out there. I suggest you

1:00:39.720 --> 1:00:42.040
<v Speaker 4>watch ten episodes and then decide whether you like it

1:00:42.160 --> 1:00:44.920
<v Speaker 4>or not, and maybe go back and watch it just

1:00:45.000 --> 1:00:47.800
<v Speaker 4>one more time to make sure. And that's that's it.

1:00:48.000 --> 1:00:50.040
<v Speaker 3>That's very exciting. I feel like people are really looking

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<v Speaker 3>forward to that though.

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<v Speaker 4>I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's not called The Office.

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<v Speaker 4>No, my character is in the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, but within the Office universe.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yes, yes, because I on the show, correct, but

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<v Speaker 4>it's not that character that Steve Carell played, Michael Scott.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not in it.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's very exciting. I feel like people are especially

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<v Speaker 3>excited about you being in it.

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<v Speaker 4>I thank you. I hope.

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll find out.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll find out.

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<v Speaker 3>Only time will tell listener. The thing I have to recommend,

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<v Speaker 3>obviously is the Patreon. I think I talked about it

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<v Speaker 3>at the beginning of the podcast, but God only knows, Oscar.

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<v Speaker 3>This is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna name three things. You're going to tell me if

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<v Speaker 3>there are a gift or a curse and why, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I'll tell you if you're a right or wrong

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<v Speaker 3>because there are correct answers. Okay, you can fail the game. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>be very careful.

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<v Speaker 4>Three. And this is for charity.

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<v Speaker 3>This is for charity. We've helped so many wonderful causes

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<v Speaker 3>and hopefully we'll help some more today. Think of the orphans. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>number one. This is from a Patreon listener named Courtney.

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<v Speaker 3>Gift or a Curse. The Hudson News retail.

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<v Speaker 4>The Hudson News retail.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you familiar with this?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking it's a paper.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the uh those little stores in airports, Hudson News.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, I think it's a it's a it's a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Why.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot of people are traveling and they don't

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<v Speaker 4>have a gift to where they're going or where they're

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<v Speaker 4>coming from. And it's the last kind of minute stuff

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<v Speaker 4>that lets you say, hey, at least I thought about you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't get mad. Here's some bubblegum, here's a magazine. Here's

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<v Speaker 4>a sweatshirt, you know, here's a hat, here's a sports apparel. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>because I thought of you, So you can get mad,

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<v Speaker 4>but not too mad, because I did have time to

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<v Speaker 4>stop at the Hudson place.

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<v Speaker 3>You're correct. I love the Hudson News. I love being

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<v Speaker 3>there at the airport. It's my rarely do you get

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit of time to just browse magazines anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't mind. And now they have a thing where

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<v Speaker 4>you don't have to deal with the the person there.

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<v Speaker 4>You can check out. Have you seen it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's a self checkout, self checkout.

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<v Speaker 4>And the last time I was there, they had me restocking,

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<v Speaker 4>which I did not expect. They had you restart, re

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<v Speaker 4>stop the books and magazines. I did not expect that.

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<v Speaker 4>They said you get to check out, but here take

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<v Speaker 4>this box. And I'm like, what is happening. So they're

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<v Speaker 4>doing away with their help and they're, oh, you're kids.

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<v Speaker 4>They're putting it on the part to hear, well, this

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<v Speaker 4>is what's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the twenty first century. I know. I love

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<v Speaker 3>a Hudson News. I love to look at People Magazine,

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<v Speaker 3>all of the tabloids. It is a little depressing to

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<v Speaker 3>see print publishing kind of dwindling. You're seeing it.

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<v Speaker 4>I get the Architectural Digest, that's my.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a good one. Look at all the beautiful homes,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right. And you get to look at the hot

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<v Speaker 3>best sellers. Yeah, not generally the sort of books that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm reading. But it's like this is what we're reading

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<v Speaker 3>as a society, and some of them are good, and

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<v Speaker 3>there's usually like at least one self help book you

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<v Speaker 3>might browse at the airport to hopefully correct your behavior. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'm always wondering, maybe what would happen if

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<v Speaker 3>I shoplifted.

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<v Speaker 4>Here at the Hudson News Daily.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like, what do they do? Are you arrested? What

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<v Speaker 3>if you get onto the plane and you fly off

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<v Speaker 3>before they found you? That feels like the perfect crime.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm it's an interesting quarie. Why don't you find out?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, the temptation is there.

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<v Speaker 4>You're full and I know, I know it's part of

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<v Speaker 4>your job, but you're cautious, You're full of fear, and

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<v Speaker 4>you have bad ideas that border I'm breaking the law.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't know whether to encourage you to do

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<v Speaker 4>that or'll pull you back and say, get a grip, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like airport security has bigger fish to fry

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<v Speaker 3>than me stealing a granola bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, first of all, you're obsessed with with this thing,

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<v Speaker 4>and so.

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<v Speaker 3>It dominates my thoughts.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, find out, go ahead and see us ee, and

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<v Speaker 4>when they arrest you say, it's an experiment. It's an underperiment.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a joke, it's a job. This is what I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I was kidding, let me go on my vacation.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me go on my vacation. I didn't mean it.

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<v Speaker 3>God, you take everything so seriously. Around here do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Take that angle at the airport, at the airport, of

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<v Speaker 4>all places, of all places.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well you got one right, so far, so very good,

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<v Speaker 3>very nicely played. Number two. This is from a listener

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<v Speaker 3>named Emily Gift her a curse parents introducing their newborn

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<v Speaker 3>baby with a nickname already.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I think that's a curse. Although I kind of

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<v Speaker 4>think we did it, oh, because yes, we have August

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<v Speaker 4>and we called her Augie. We didn't introduce her as Augie,

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<v Speaker 4>but I think we might have said August or you

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<v Speaker 4>could call her. And when she was three, she's like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not Augie, I'm August, and we're like, oh, that

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<v Speaker 4>didn't last as long as we wanted it to last.

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<v Speaker 4>We still call her Augi sometimes, but she's August.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I think you can't win.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to happen organically. If your kid is going

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<v Speaker 4>to have a nickname, it'll be placed upon them by

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<v Speaker 4>their peers. Don't get bent out of shape about it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all good. It'll it'll probably go away or stick

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<v Speaker 4>with them. It's just part of life. There's worse things,

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<v Speaker 4>and then getting a nick name.

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<v Speaker 3>You're getting a nickname.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there was nicknames in my neighborhood and uh, and

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<v Speaker 4>they were all pretty cool and and it was fellas,

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<v Speaker 4>so they didn't mind the rough feelings. They didn't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have any nicknames? No, I was Oscar Oscar

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<v Speaker 3>yours is It just is a nice snappy name, so

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<v Speaker 3>you don't really have to take any shortcuts with that.

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<v Speaker 4>But we had Peppy, we had Speedy, we had Pineapple.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are great.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we had fat Robert, which my wife and daughter

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<v Speaker 4>are like, how could you call him back? And we're like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, he didn't mind it. They're like he minded.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I don't think he did. He was fine

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<v Speaker 4>with it because there were several Roberts, Mike the hippie

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<v Speaker 4>because there was like three mics.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so interesting. But you're saying curse here, gift, curse, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think curse, I think curse. I know it's hard not

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<v Speaker 4>to because you want to write, but try not to.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, you're wrong Okay, I love it. Cut to the chase.

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<v Speaker 3>We know we're gonna have a nickname at some point.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me the nickname. I don't need the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 3>the whole ordeal. I mean, maybe you should have just

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<v Speaker 3>named them that instead of if you hate the original

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<v Speaker 3>name so much that you're not even going to use it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think it's a gift ultimately, so I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even have to think about the nickname. I just get

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<v Speaker 3>to be lazy and do the nickname. Do the nickname.

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<v Speaker 3>And I always love to find out somebody's real name later.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when somebody goes by their middle name their

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<v Speaker 3>whole life, and you find out that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a surprise. For it's a shock.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, I never thought that you were.

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<v Speaker 4>That Elizabeth right from your nickname, so it's a surprise.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a surprised.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the nicest things, all right, I see that, I

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<v Speaker 3>get that.

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<v Speaker 4>Part, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>You've gotten one out of two so far, and this

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<v Speaker 3>is the final one. This is from a listener named

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<v Speaker 3>Brian Gift or a curse several sequential emails from the

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<v Speaker 3>same person, each with a different topic.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just I'm gonna go with Gift. This could go

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<v Speaker 4>either way. The first thing that struck me was it's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be good news, and I know you're going

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<v Speaker 4>to go the other way because I know you, Oh

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<v Speaker 4>dooming blue.

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<v Speaker 3>The first thing about.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, Yeah, everything, Your whole take is oh no, oh no,

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<v Speaker 4>the airport, oh no, the rain, oh no, the traffic.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going the other way, bridge or if that's your

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<v Speaker 4>real name, because it's Elizabeth, I'm assuming there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm assuming it's all good news. Hey, Spielberg called you

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<v Speaker 4>better get back to me. Hey, it's your agent, call

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<v Speaker 4>me back to Spielberg. No, you know, stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh exciting, let me get back to it.

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<v Speaker 4>As opposed to what you're gonna say, which is gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh nice, it's an oscar. Of course, it's a gift

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<v Speaker 4>than I love. You get to watch somebody's breakdown in

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<v Speaker 4>real time. You're watching your friend or coworker or manager

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<v Speaker 4>have an absolute meltdown. See why is it a not

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<v Speaker 4>why is it not celebratory?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it could be a so excited they're having a meltdown. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that's that's a nice compromise. Okay, that's a niceten such

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<v Speaker 3>good news that their brain has had broken, breaking down,

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<v Speaker 3>they can no longer function, and they've now sent you

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<v Speaker 3>fourteen emails. Okay, what a celebrate, What a celebration?

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<v Speaker 4>Fireworks?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you got two out of three.

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<v Speaker 4>Crack open a new bar of soap.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take a bite out of this right now. Yay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>this is uh. We have one more of these because

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<v Speaker 3>on a lease, our producer has their own gift a curse.

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<v Speaker 3>They're gonna name one, and then we each have to

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<v Speaker 3>speak to it, and then they'll tell us if we're

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<v Speaker 3>right or wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'll be contrary. We'll take different sides.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well yeah, we'll see what happens on at least.

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<v Speaker 5>What is it gift or a curse? April Fool's jokes?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to go or should I go?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'll go firstince I'm the guests April Fool's Jokes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just gonna say a gift because I know you

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<v Speaker 4>You're probably right it's a curse, and I I'll let

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<v Speaker 4>you take the curse. I'm just gonna look at it

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<v Speaker 4>as a gift because it brings to light and it

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<v Speaker 4>exposes the type of people that are playing these jokes

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<v Speaker 4>on you. And then you can better judge. Do I

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<v Speaker 4>want to remain in a relationship with this person who

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<v Speaker 4>put a you know, a live straight dogging my car

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<v Speaker 4>as an April Fool's joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm on my way at the hospital.

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<v Speaker 4>Bab GUCCIONI that was not funny. They have a debauchery,

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<v Speaker 4>no I, and so I think it drags everyone into

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<v Speaker 4>the light, and therefore it is a good thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Curse, Absolutely a curse. I I mean, I think prank

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<v Speaker 3>culture in general should be shut down by the government.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>I do not like a prank. As far as a

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<v Speaker 3>prank goes. Maybe if you move something slightly in my

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<v Speaker 3>home and that's it. Oh look the vase is three

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<v Speaker 3>inches further away than it was. That's that's a decent prank.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody gets hurt, nobody gets surprised something was a little off,

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<v Speaker 3>and we all get to smile and move on. I

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<v Speaker 3>also think that all April Fools is a horrible day

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<v Speaker 3>to be on the internet. You can't it's even less

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<v Speaker 3>trustworthy than usual. Everybody's trying to be funny and crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an irritating thing to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's no good day to be on the internet.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, okay, yeah, I don't want to be pranked.

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<v Speaker 3>Save back for candid camera.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say this. We are painting with broad strokes

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<v Speaker 4>here because some practical jokes. Did you hear the one

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<v Speaker 4>that you know? The one Clooney played on Richard Kind?

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<v Speaker 3>What's this?

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<v Speaker 4>George Clooney and Richard kind were roommates. This is before

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<v Speaker 4>that hospital show he was on or whatever, right, George

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<v Speaker 4>clot was a pit.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, they're getting sued because they're too much

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<v Speaker 3>like Er.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me, maybe they're getting sued for that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's someone was telling me last night that the pit

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<v Speaker 3>is too similar to Er, which I think. There are

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<v Speaker 3>so many hospitals.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we go a day without litigation? No, apparently not.

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<v Speaker 3>I love a lawsuit.

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<v Speaker 4>So Richard kind of and Clooney are roommates.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, dear friends for years.

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<v Speaker 4>Really good friends, their roommates. And Richard kind he he

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<v Speaker 4>adopted a little kitten, a little black kitten or something,

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<v Speaker 4>and he had a job, and George is just home

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<v Speaker 4>auditioning but mostly home. And George Clooney got into his

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<v Speaker 4>head to start cleaning the litter box, so Richard Kain

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<v Speaker 4>would come home expecting to clean.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh interesting, to clean the and it was always empty.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's like, George, have you noticed there's Noah And

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<v Speaker 4>he's like, no, I haven't noticed, Like I think Katie's constipated.

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<v Speaker 4>He hasn't, you know, pooped in days now, days now,

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<v Speaker 4>And he's I'm sure he's all right. George clean and

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<v Speaker 4>Richard Kind. It's like the third or fourth day, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, and George Clooney takes up dump, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>man sized oh dump in the litter box and he's

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<v Speaker 4>in the living room eating popcorn, watching TV like an idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>And Richard Kind comes home and he walks into the

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<v Speaker 4>bathroom and he goes, oh, Katy. George is like, what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, look, he must have it must have been.

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<v Speaker 4>George like, oh my god, is he okay? He's like,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I've got to clean it, but I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know. And I don't know if he told him

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<v Speaker 4>or not. It's all crazy ship that's a good oh.

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<v Speaker 4>He also he also at the time on This Man's Hands,

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<v Speaker 4>he also did this one. He would go out and

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<v Speaker 4>buy a stupid painting at a at a garage sale,

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<v Speaker 4>like one of those stupid paintings, and he would bring

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<v Speaker 4>it home and he would buy like like a paint

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<v Speaker 4>set and be working on it. And Richard kind of

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<v Speaker 4>would come home go, oh my god, I dabble and

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<v Speaker 4>he's like, oh, you're good. He's like, oh am I

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<v Speaker 4>and he he would and he would go to the

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<v Speaker 4>art supply store with Richard Kine and shop like he's

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<v Speaker 4>a painter.

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<v Speaker 3>Richard k like, well, torturing this man.

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<v Speaker 4>Just for no reason, just for no reason, isn't that wonderful?

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<v Speaker 3>I could not be friends with George Klooney, George, I

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<v Speaker 3>know you want to be friends. Stop calling.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh but those those are harmless.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not for me.

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<v Speaker 4>That's absolutely harmless.

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<v Speaker 3>I would run this man over.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all in good fun. He didn't hurt him anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, psychopath. Yeah, curse, but Oscar saying gift on at least,

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<v Speaker 3>what's the answer.

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<v Speaker 5>They're a curse. Come on, there's no other answer. It's about,

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<v Speaker 5>like you said, Bridger, it's the culture of pranks. It

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<v Speaker 5>is just emotional manipulation, and it's always around. Sure, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sure there's like some exceptions that prove the rule, but

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<v Speaker 5>at the end of the day, it's either you're giving

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<v Speaker 5>somebody false hope or you're giving somebody false terror and

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<v Speaker 5>either way it's awful.

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<v Speaker 3>Curse, get a life, Get a life. And this is

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<v Speaker 3>coming out right after April Fool's Day.

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<v Speaker 4>To hear someone going, oh katy because they think that

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<v Speaker 4>a little dumped his own weight.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, come on, well, I mean Richard Kine's saying

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<v Speaker 3>anything is wonderfulse I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the final segment of the podcast. People write

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<v Speaker 3>into I said no gifts at gmail dot com begging

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<v Speaker 3>for answers. Can't you help me answer a question?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Deerbridge or and guest. Our daughter, thirteen, has

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<v Speaker 3>been best friends with the set of twins since nursery school.

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<v Speaker 3>The twins' parents have been wonderfully kind and are always

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<v Speaker 3>sure to include our daughter in play dates, parties, sleepover strips,

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<v Speaker 3>to them all, etc.

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<v Speaker 4>We get it.

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<v Speaker 3>They never hesitate to include her as one of their own.

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<v Speaker 3>Since my husband and I own a business, we don't

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<v Speaker 3>have as much free time available to reciprocating kind. What

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<v Speaker 3>is a thoughtful gift for the twins' parents for being

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<v Speaker 3>so generous with our daughter. The parents are in their

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<v Speaker 3>early forties, enjoy dining out, shopping, outdoor activities such as

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<v Speaker 3>hunting and four wheeling and have several pets. I promise

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<v Speaker 3>to never write back thank you, and that's from m find.

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<v Speaker 4>Out what their favorite restaurant is, buy them a gift certificate,

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<v Speaker 4>and maybe sit to twins while they go out and

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<v Speaker 4>have dinner and adah.

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting. Interesting, that's not the worst idea in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like, I mean, these people are kind of

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<v Speaker 3>angling to take over the daughter's life. Feels like the

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<v Speaker 3>parents are so busy at work, they're working, working, working,

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<v Speaker 3>and these people are buttering up the child, spoiling her.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like they're trying to turn the daughter against

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<v Speaker 3>the parents.

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<v Speaker 4>To what end.

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<v Speaker 3>To ask them they want to take her hunting?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean they want to take her hunting?

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<v Speaker 3>They love hunting and four wheeling.

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<v Speaker 4>Never said that, they said we're taking your child. They

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<v Speaker 4>love hunting it They're not taking the child hunting.

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<v Speaker 3>They're never going to say it, Oscar until the daughter's

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<v Speaker 3>holding a rifle and dressing all or no wonder.

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<v Speaker 4>You have no friends? What is going on with you?

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<v Speaker 4>I hope and pray that this is part of your

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<v Speaker 4>persona to rile things up. When these people are just

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<v Speaker 4>trying to take this girl and have a good time

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<v Speaker 4>with her.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I hope this is your absolute naive. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>you must be taken advantage of all the time. How

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<v Speaker 3>so your daughter's probably out hunting right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, okay, she happens to be, but that has nothing

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<v Speaker 4>to do. She's hunting for bear with a bow and arrow,

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<v Speaker 4>and we think it's safe and wonderful. They're up in

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<v Speaker 4>a mammoth. Now, oh, listen, we have an only child,

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<v Speaker 4>and so she goes and has sleep Oh, which was

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<v Speaker 4>a big deal for us to let her go have

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<v Speaker 4>a sleepover, but now it's I mean, she's twelve, she's

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<v Speaker 4>almost thirteen. She has sleepover with friends and they stay

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<v Speaker 4>with us and stuff, and so, yeah, you need and

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's their only child, right.

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<v Speaker 3>From what I guess, seems like the only kid.

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<v Speaker 4>So she needs to have little friends because she's for herself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and the parents are probably horrible. Whose parents her parents?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that goes without saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they're writing into a podcast from the.

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<v Speaker 4>Book of Bridger. Oh my god. Yeah, So I say

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<v Speaker 4>it's a yeah, get to dinner. It's a no brainer.

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<v Speaker 4>You and babysit the twins and give the other folks

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<v Speaker 4>a day off.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, right, sure, if that's what you want to do,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you want to do? I want them to

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<v Speaker 3>keep an eye on this family.

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<v Speaker 4>That has nothing to do with showing them a good time.

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<v Speaker 4>They want to show them a good time. They want

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<v Speaker 4>to That's how.

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<v Speaker 3>You show people as your number potentially move out of state.

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<v Speaker 3>These people are coming for your daughter because they've they

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<v Speaker 3>have twins and they can't get enough. They want to trip.

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<v Speaker 3>They're addicted to children.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, be on the lookout if they dye your kid's

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<v Speaker 4>hair the same color as the twins. I guess yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, I think that they've got two answers. Two

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<v Speaker 3>answers they can look at their situation. They have probably

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<v Speaker 3>a few more details and decide how they want to

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<v Speaker 3>live the rest of their lives with or without their daughter.

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<v Speaker 4>We wish them the best.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't don't write back in she already promised, but

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<v Speaker 3>we've just got to make sure, Oscar we answered the

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<v Speaker 3>question perfectly. I now have these lovely bars of soap.

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<v Speaker 3>It was such a confirm I mean, it was nice

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<v Speaker 3>to actually be able to use my sense of smell

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<v Speaker 3>after feeling so insecure about it just moments before. And

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<v Speaker 3>now I'll be able to take these home when people

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<v Speaker 3>will think Bridger's got taste.

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<v Speaker 4>It would be so rude to take them back at

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<v Speaker 4>this point, wouldn't it. Look at them there, they're just

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be. You're gonna wasted on you. You'll open there,

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<v Speaker 4>You'll be bumbling and bumbling. It will be falling on

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<v Speaker 4>the floor. You'll be screaming and smashing into the freaking

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<v Speaker 4>shower head and all.

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<v Speaker 3>That, and then here comes my shower assistant.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll be you'll get injured trying to use the bars

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<v Speaker 4>of soap.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then, lawsuit. I mean, I've got all kinds of

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<v Speaker 3>things happening. Great, Yes you can, You'll be served soon.

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<v Speaker 4>I should have you sign a waiver for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to sign any waiver for anything. Ever, I

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<v Speaker 3>will not be caught in a lawsuit unless it's me

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<v Speaker 3>starting it. Yeah, Oscar, thank you for being here.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my pleasure.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had a wonderful time. How long was this four hours?

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<v Speaker 3>And I felt every second of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I see you have a stopwatch up there, one one

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<v Speaker 4>that's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>We could just kind of watch that gop for a

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<v Speaker 3>little while.

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<v Speaker 4>Let it go so predictable.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the listener loves to I know that they just

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<v Speaker 3>love to hear the podcast as the host and guest

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<v Speaker 3>watch a timer go yeah, it's lost a certain suspense.

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<v Speaker 3>It's thank you for being here, my pleasure listener. The podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>if you haven't guessed, is over, figure something out. I

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<v Speaker 3>love you, goodbye. I said, No Gifts is an exactly

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<v Speaker 3>right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson, and

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<v Speaker 3>our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme

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<v Speaker 3>song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow

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1:20:34.800 --> 1:20:37.000
<v Speaker 3>where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful

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<v Speaker 3>gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see the

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<v Speaker 3>gifts invant?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear? Fun a man? Myself perfectly clear? But

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<v Speaker 1>you're a guest to you gotta come to me empty

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, no guests. Presence is person's enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I already had too much stuff, So how do

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<v Speaker 1>You dare to surbey me