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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hey friend, hello, I mean, geez, it is hot over

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Speaker 2: here in S word, the S word is the L

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Speaker 2: word except just me and black people involved.

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Speaker 3: It's hot. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I think that you need to be more. I think

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Speaker 1: you need to explain that a little bit more.

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Speaker 4: Friend. I'm okay, but when you say the S word,

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Speaker 4: we're most of us like you said that last night

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Speaker 4: and we were all.

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Speaker 1: Like, what what S word?

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Speaker 4: And you're like the S word and we were like, which,

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Speaker 4: just say the word and you're like, like the L

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Speaker 4: word and.

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Speaker 5: You know, so the L word is like lesbian sex

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Speaker 5: and the city is that?

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Speaker 1: What is that? What that was?

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Speaker 3: But you're the only one that doesn't know the L word.

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Speaker 5: All right, great, go ahead and drop a line in

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Speaker 5: the comments let us know what the.

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Speaker 1: S word is, because thank you so much. Friend.

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Speaker 4: And then wasn't there like a black gay like male

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Speaker 4: version as well?

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Speaker 1: No, it's arc. No was ARC there?

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Speaker 3: We go? Right? Okay, I watched it.

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Speaker 1: After every dodgeball game in Chicago with my gay friends.

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Speaker 1: I watched it. Yes, it was good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, guests, let's bring you in one sec.

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Speaker 2: So sorry, Yeah, so the S word is my own

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Speaker 2: TV show version of the L word. And it's a

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Speaker 2: lot going on over here, a lot going on. I

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Speaker 2: mean because of COVID. You know, my roommate had to leave,

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Speaker 2: so oh because she got it. No, she does not

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Speaker 2: have it, but you know, some things transpired and she

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Speaker 2: was like, I got to go. She's like, I can't

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Speaker 2: have nothing, nicemate.

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Speaker 3: She was great, I know. And whenever if I mentioned like,

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Speaker 3: oh my roommate left, it's like, Sydney, what did you do.

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Speaker 4: Well? I mean, maybe you've got changing narratives the way

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Speaker 4: you tell people it has to change.

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Speaker 2: No, darling, what happened is is COVID is ruining lives

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Speaker 2: and friendships and relationships and roommates situation.

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Speaker 1: You know, and here I am thriving.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's fine you step out for one moment. Well,

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Speaker 2: that's because you live by yourself. So you know, if

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Speaker 2: you want to go out and risk it all, you

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Speaker 2: come back to your house, what are you risking?

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Speaker 3: Your plants might get COVID. That's that's it, listen.

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Speaker 4: I mean they would be so lucky. Okay, So you're

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Speaker 4: saying you're stepping out, you're risking it all.

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Speaker 2: I mean I came to see you. I you know,

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Speaker 2: I've been out. I go to the store every week

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Speaker 2: for SID can cook so sick and shop.

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Speaker 3: Can cook, can shop, sid can can lose roommates, sid can.

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Speaker 1: Drive a roommate away. Yes, m but that's not why

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Speaker 1: she left. Sid.

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Speaker 5: It like it was a lot of other stuff that

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Speaker 2: I think for her, yes anyway, yes, yes, yes, other

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Speaker 2: things were happening to you know. But I'm fine, I'll

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Speaker 2: be okay. You know, I'm not looking for another roommate.

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Speaker 2: I feel like she will possibly be back. It's just,

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Speaker 2: you know, all her stuff.

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Speaker 1: Is still there. She hasn't actually left, like her body is.

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Speaker 2: Gone, but the stuff is still there, rightmate. But when

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Speaker 2: you hear indefinitely, that's not that doesn't feel good to

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Speaker 2: hear indefinitely.

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Speaker 1: Yeah cool.

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Speaker 5: I feel like white folks love it indefinitely.

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Speaker 1: They love the word indefinitely.

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Speaker 5: Because it's like, does that mean maybe you gonna come back.

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Speaker 1: Or for sure you're gone?

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Speaker 3: It says it's up in the air.

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Speaker 2: It's like, I don't, I don't I'm gone until I'm gone,

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Speaker 2: and then when I come back, who knows, Oh, was

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Speaker 2: to stay here no more. Well, I mean, but this

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Speaker 2: the rules don't really apply. So usually you would give somebody,

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Speaker 2: you know, thirty days notice. Hey I'm bouncing, but you

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Speaker 2: and I don't know when I'm coming back, and it's

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Speaker 2: like you're going to war.

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Speaker 3: I guess now this is.

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Speaker 1: Her tell you she's leaving. That was her thirty days notice.

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Speaker 1: She didn't leave yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Her stuff is still there, So this is her thirty

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Speaker 4: day's notice. So you got thirty days to come to

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Speaker 4: terms with this and like walk around your house but naked,

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Speaker 4: or thirty days until you can.

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Speaker 1: Start walking around your house but naked. Honestly, that's kind

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Speaker 2: Sis, I walk around but naked anyway, Like right now

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Speaker 2: I'm on my period.

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Speaker 3: Oh I was walking around. The tampon string was just hanging.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, that's why she's moving out.

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Speaker 4: Sis, that's your thirty days every months for seven days,

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Speaker 1: Just eating toaster strud she had the leaps.

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Speaker 2: It's tampon string Awareness month, so during Asian American. Don't

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Speaker 2: don't you dare shame me for having my string out.

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Speaker 2: It's too many ladies who have worn shorts and their

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Speaker 2: to wear tampons again.

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Speaker 5: I have never seen somebody string hanging out of this.

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Speaker 2: They're literally sticking up a cup up their diaphragm.

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Speaker 1: Direphram is up?

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Speaker 2: Wait you where your sticking sticking a cup up there?

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Speaker 3: Up there?

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Speaker 4: Wouha Sydney, if you had diaphragm is bleeding once a month?

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Speaker 6: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Adele? I feel like Adele?

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Speaker 5: Did she have the she had to get the surgery anyway?

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Speaker 3: What anyway?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 3: How you doing good?

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Speaker 5: I got up this morning and I did see yoga

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Speaker 5: the first time in my life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so boring.

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Speaker 5: The best part of the yoga is when you masturbate

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 3: Ah wow, is that what happened?

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Speaker 1: That's that's how we do yoga in my house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Never never, never been that in tune with my downward

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Speaker 3: Masturbate after child.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm flying lotus bombhever.

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Speaker 4: I had a good morning and then I accomplished nothing

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Speaker 4: after that because I was like, I did yoga for

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Speaker 1: That's the day. You know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, some of us can, I think actually most of

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Speaker 4: then after that it's like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm on break for the rest of the week.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. We can't have that.

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Speaker 1: Well, friend, do you want to get anything off your

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Speaker 1: chest before we bring to guess that?

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Speaker 2: I just have too many things going on at the

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Speaker 2: same time that that has nothing to do with money,

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Speaker 2: and it's frustrating.

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 2: What I said, I have a lot going on in

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not really sure what you want me to like.

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Speaker 1: Where you want me to go with that.

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Speaker 2: Is there's nothing you just said. If I want to

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Speaker 2: get something off my chest front, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, you feel better?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what. I feel so good that we

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Speaker 3: should bring this fucking guess in. How about that?

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Speaker 7: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how about we do that?

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe mitea will make you feel better. Friend, We

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Speaker 1: We're doing these Zoom episodes.

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Speaker 4: Now he is you know you love him, you know

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Speaker 4: he's working.

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Speaker 1: Even when he's not working. Are you an unemployment friend?

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Speaker 3: No, he's not.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not an unemployment Okay, he's better than everybody

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Speaker 4: on this such he is our thirst trap expert. Give

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Speaker 4: it up for Mateo Lane til going, Matteo. Do you

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Speaker 4: have any thoughts on anything that you've heard this far?

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Speaker 1: I know what the L word is, yes, and they

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right? And then so I get it the S word

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Speaker 1: and then you saying you're making you have a lot

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Speaker 1: of problems and none of them involved making money. Means

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of personal problems and you wish it

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Speaker 1: was business problem. Yes, got you? I followed along.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, Mateo, you know something.

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Speaker 1: I got it.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes you know, me and Marie, we're not seeing

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Speaker 4: It's I mean Sidney you you you're kind of in

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Speaker 4: I just I wanted you to explain a little bit

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Speaker 1: But he smart so well. I also know both of you,

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Speaker 2: There it goes there it is, but Theo, you are

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Speaker 2: still doing the Lord's good old work.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to be the PASA expert, but Marie

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Speaker 1: And let me just say, Sydney, when I was on

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Speaker 1: I want to see how you made that meal. How

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Speaker 1: And then people were sending me pictures of them cooking

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Speaker 2: And I don't know, Matteo, they wanted to see you

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Speaker 2: butt ass naked, which it could do.

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Speaker 1: I can cook pasta naked.

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Speaker 3: Cook carbonera.

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Speaker 1: You know what's the what's the best type of pasta?

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Speaker 1: Cook butt naked? The worst would be something that sizzle.

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Speaker 1: So actually carbonaro would be terrible because the bacon, like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you've you've switched it up. You switched it up, mateo.

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Speaker 2: I mean we're used to see on your backside, your

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Speaker 3: It's kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean no, I posted a picture last week

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Speaker 1: Friend kind of, but it's a lot of desperation, really

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Speaker 3: Matteo? It never?

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Speaker 1: You guys both post sexy thirst trappy photos from time

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Speaker 3: Oh I would say that there's traps. I would I

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Speaker 1: A work of art you've never thrown.

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Speaker 4: Okay, No, that's what the that is what the stories

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Speaker 3: The stories is for the thirst.

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Speaker 2: When you when you post to the grid, they don't

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Speaker 1: People definitely got that last picture last week of me.

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Speaker 1: It was my most liked photo and I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I feel accomplished. Good job, it was your most photo

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Speaker 2: Well, remember, Mateo, I sent you some nudes that I

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Speaker 1: If you want to be naked and it makes it happy,

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean Sydney's nudes were very, very hot, and

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Speaker 4: I honestly thought you should have posted them.

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Speaker 1: Two sister, you coulda put a little cat on your.

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Speaker 5: Nipple and or like a flame emoji and.

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Speaker 1: Right, Sid, I should hook you up with a couple

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Speaker 1: cool stuff. Okay, when you didn't you hook me up

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Matteo, you need to see them. They're

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Speaker 3: I was like, and I never did.

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Speaker 1: You sent a picture? You sent a nude picture to Sydney.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know we were sending pictures to you too, Matteo.

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Speaker 2: I mean why I send it to him because I

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Speaker 1: He was My advice was do it, go for it.

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Speaker 9: Go yeah, sending that's it wide open, And somebody told

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Speaker 1: I think poetry is incredible as it is, it's embarrassing

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Speaker 3: Feel the same way when someone is singing to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's really And I'm a singer. I

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Speaker 1: Like you know that what is that singer? Like the

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Speaker 1: word Jupiter will be in a song When someone sounds

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Speaker 1: like that girl Jupiter, it just I hate. And you

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Speaker 1: know what I hate. I also hate those types of singers,

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Speaker 3: Just like Billy Eilish.

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Speaker 1: I don't actually know she actually says words. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: like you know how there's like mumble rap. There's like

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Wait now, KEYK says he wants to

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Speaker 1: hear you guys screaming it.

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Speaker 3: I can screaming what he wants.

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Speaker 1: Keyk's back. But anyways, Jupiter, what's what is it? Drops

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Speaker 1: of Jupiter? What the fuck is that song?

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Speaker 5: You're talking to two black women and we don't know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no idea what I'm a homosexual.

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Speaker 1: Do you think I know what I'm talking about? That?

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Speaker 1: It's the blind leading the black.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, So I can't help you with that right now. Okay,

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Speaker 10: so we were talking about nudes and buttero. You take

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Speaker 4: What's the craziest response you've ever gotten to one of

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Speaker 1: This is one guy who messages me once a week

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Speaker 1: being like, I'll drive to you, I'll massage you. It's free.

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Speaker 1: I'm a physical therapist. I'll oil you down every week

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Speaker 1: sends the exact same message.

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Speaker 5: He wants he wants to kill you and where your

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Speaker 5: skin friend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and at this point I'm so bored I might

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Speaker 1: let him, you know, I I don't know. It's yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get I get a lot of messages just you know,

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Speaker 1: it's it's actually quite nice.

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Speaker 6: Nice.

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Speaker 1: It's people saying very pleasant things and sometimes you can

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Speaker 1: they're they're what they are meant to be. A thirst

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Speaker 1: trap is a thirst trap. You're trying to trap someone.

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Speaker 2: But that's crazy because if I feel like if I

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Speaker 2: post like a picture and I'm partially nude, everyone's like,

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Speaker 2: look at that thirsty bitch. Her comedy career is over lot.

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Speaker 1: I get that too. There was a guy I posted

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Speaker 1: all tvts, and she wrote he was like, wow, I

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Speaker 1: remember when you used to be a comedian. I blocked him.

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Speaker 3: Did you date him before?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: Was he so rude?

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Speaker 1: Just because this one gay guy was like, you're a

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Speaker 1: gay comics, You're just you're just the standard like boring,

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Speaker 1: thirst trap gay blah blah blah. I like, so I

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Speaker 1: you'd like to see you.

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Speaker 4: Now that we have gay comedians. Wasn't Ellen, Like did

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Speaker 4: Ellen not happen?

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Speaker 3: Like gay?

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Speaker 1: I think game gay men. I think it's like very

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Speaker 1: It's like it's a there's a renaissance, if you will,

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Speaker 5: Well do those other queer male comedians have apps?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Joel Booster looks fucking great. Yeah, Dwayne Perkins is hot

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Speaker 1: uras and I mean I'm not the only one.

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Speaker 5: Most most male comedians look like sweet potatoes.

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Speaker 1: So I'm glad that you guys got you guys? And

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Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Like it's bald

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Speaker 1: and bald? Become a balding man and hit watermelons? Like yes,

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Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Like where's suspenders?

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Speaker 1: And you're like, my vibrator's got two settings on and on,

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Speaker 1: Like they.

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Speaker 3: Want you to look like Louis k that's what they want.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine imagine you wearing the same black T

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Speaker 1: Out, looking like a shitty Steve Job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, looking like a mannequin from colesh Man.

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Speaker 3: That would hurt. No, you would look like a Cohle's manager.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, a Coles manager dressing a mannequin. Yes, yes, sadness, But.

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Speaker 5: Tell you if you look like that, you would probably

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Speaker 1: Just look. I like working out and I like going

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Speaker 1: to the gym, and I so what, I don't care. No,

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Speaker 1: there's no what am I gonna do? Not work out?

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Speaker 1: Because if you people don't like it, I don't think so.

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Speaker 5: Listen, I made a cheesecake yesterday. It's in the fridge.

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Speaker 1: What a cheesecake? How did you make it? I'm actually

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Speaker 1: I don't care. It's about cheesecake. People aren't gonna want

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Speaker 1: to hear about it. No, that's not That's not why

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Speaker 1: I'm bringing it up. I'm kidding, that's not why I'm

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Speaker 4: So in one of my videos in my story, there's

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Speaker 4: like squishy butter and I was like, look how soft

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Speaker 4: and squishy this butter is fellas, this is what some

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Speaker 4: of your bodies look like. Do some situps? And so

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Speaker 4: only men are squishy. Women can't be like you're upset

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Speaker 4: because your body. But I wasn't talking like.

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Speaker 2: And it's like if you think you can't take anything personal,

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Speaker 2: Like if you don't apply to this, why you are

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Speaker 3: You mad?

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Speaker 1: I think if I think if you post a picture,

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Speaker 1: let's say you have like a really hot body, right,

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Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, you know, like getting really

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Speaker 1: you look great. Come on, let's calm down over here,

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Speaker 1: you know. But I think if if I'm just like

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Speaker 1: posting pictures of myself because I like to be naked, whatever, whatever,

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Speaker 1: Who gives a ship I will say, gives a ship?

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Speaker 1: I feel like joy behart, like who cans?

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Speaker 4: I will say on material, I feel like I've been

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Speaker 4: my Instagram and your dick was just there on the.

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Speaker 5: Screen, and it was like, sorry, past or Fry, I'm

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Speaker 1: Friends.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's been so many times.

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Speaker 1: Where I just well.

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Speaker 2: You'll be in my stories and all of these gays

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00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 2: will be in my dms, like you know.

447
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 3: Matel Lane, you're friends with MATEO? Is he single? Can

448
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 3: you hook us up? And it's just like what is

449
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 3: my tail doing that I need to do? I want

450
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 3: this same energy.

451
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 1: Grow mustache cook pasta and play fortnite. You have put

452
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 1: your pussy on live.

453
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, put my pussy on live. That is bars right there.

454
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm putting my pussy on ter live.

455
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 3: Yes, put alive only fans. Fans only only fans. You

456
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 3: put alive.

457
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: Mariah and Chi. She remixes it a thousand times. Okay,

458
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know I was.

459
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 4: I just wanted to see. I wanted to know if

460
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,719
Speaker 4: you remember what your first thirst strap photo was.

461
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 1: Yes, I remember. I was in the Central Park with

462
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: Evan Williams and we entered this like comic uh frisbee

463
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: contest and we were like, but we don't know how

464
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 1: to frisbee overre each other's partners. So we ran to

465
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: Central Park and then uh, Felicia his wife too, This

466
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: will all live to we all lived together. Felicia's wife

467
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 1: took a picture and I like pulled my pants down

468
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: like that and it got a big reaction. I was like, oh,

469
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: this was kind of fun. And then it bloomed and

470
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: then me and Nicole Bayer were doing photos together. So

471
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 1: we were doing like both of us naked at the pool,

472
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 1: both of us in our underwear in the pool, both

473
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: of us. Then we started like talking to different photographers

474
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: and like getting as naked as possible as we could

475
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 1: with each other, and like laying on each other and

476
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: doing Christmas photos with each other. This is Nicole Brand. Yeah,

477
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: and then me and Stavros and Nicole Bayer have like

478
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: like a series continuing to go Sidney. This is what

479
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: we should be doing at twenty twenty. You guys were

480
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: part of it. I just post the pictures of us together.

481
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 2: We had a close up we did we had actually

482
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 2: we had way too many clothes on and we kind

483
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 2: of looked too silly with you guys.

484
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: It was like, should we all just take our top off?

485
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:04,199
Speaker 3: Marie?

486
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: So would you, Marie, would you do a back to

487
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: back kind of like nude photo with me?

488
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 3: Yep, yo, I can't even imagine all the likes on that.

489
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys would explode. You think we break the internet. Yeah.

490
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 2: But the thing is that Marie works out. She like

491
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 2: her body is hard.

492
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,479
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a hard body.

493
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 2: It's it's so sexy.

494
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm in quarantine.

495
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 3: It's the relationship.

496
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: Now. You heard me.

497
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 4: You heard me masturbate yoga today, So I'm not even

498
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 4: going to the gym anymore. You had the same amount

499
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 4: of time as everybody would like jump.

500
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: A rope or you know, I basically ordered so much

501
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: gym equipment that all I'm missing as a receptionist, So we.

502
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: Can you can literally be equinox in that apartment over there.

503
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, but less hateful. And then I just got roller

504
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 1: blades so I can get called faggot in person, not

505
00:24:59,400 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: just online.

506
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 3: And wait, does skates skates are gay? Rollerblades are gay?

507
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: Remember that joke? Like, what's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

508
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: Telling your mom that you're gay? I feel like rollerades

509
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 1: were cool.

510
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 3: I don't know that.

511
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,959
Speaker 1: I don't know that you never heard that joke before. Oh,

512
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: so like, and I think some other comic has made

513
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: this joke, so like, I'm not even I'm not I

514
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: just know I've heard this before. This has not come

515
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: from me. But like, basically, rollerblades are really cool. And

516
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: then one person called them gay and they were out

517
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 1: the window, and so I feel like they're starting to

518
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: make a comeback now, right, Like I see other people rollerblading,

519
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: or maybe I just follow a bunch of gay men.

520
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 3: On Instagra rollerblading. That's been my style.

521
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 1: I mean, let's go rollerblading. We meet up in Central

522
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: Park and go rollerblades.

523
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 2: See now that's where you're playing yourself, because park is

524
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 2: very hard to roller blade. It is not right well

525
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: the incline, so that's good for your butt.

526
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 5: She's trying to work out.

527
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Speaker 1: I think she just laid down in the middle of

528
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: this internet We can She did it, and.

529
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: I was like, well, let me also, we can do, Matteo,

530
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 2: we could do the West Side Highway.

531
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Speaker 3: That's what I'm in for.

532
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 1: What I feel like the West Side Highway is even

533
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: harder because there's less space.

534
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 3: Oh right now in COVID, yes, actually, yeah, but.

535
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: You need to roller blade. You doing six truck lanes.

536
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: You're doing some Tara Lipinski moves over there.

537
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 4: Let us talk about it.

538
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm pulling a Nancy, I'm pulling a Tanya

539
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: hearting and just breaking everyone's knee.

540
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Matteo, when you're rollerblading, what are you wearing?

541
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: Give us a look, give us a thong, thigh high jellies,

542
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: a beret, and I'm carrying a bag. App He said,

543
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: did you say thigh high jellies? I said, what I said?

544
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 2: That is a sweaty ass boot that that doesn't even

545
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 2: make any.

546
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: It gets the job done, and I'm backlit the whole.

547
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 4: Time, and there's a Beyonce fan in front of you.

548
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Matteo. Great places to roller blade in the summertime.

549
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: Like underbridges, like uh, Washington Heights, okay, places to get stabbed.

550
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like do you like danger? Do you like danger?

551
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 3: Matto Mateo.

552
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I'm like, I'm wearing like a wig and like

553
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 1: rainbow colors, like, hey boy, you know, just like living

554
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: my best life. I love this for you. I can't

555
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: roller blade. I can't skate. I've just never learned. Nicole

556
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: Byers trying to learn right now. And so I saw her.

557
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 3: It was so funny.

558
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: I texted her today just a video of me blading

559
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: because I thought she think it was fun. Because I

560
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: saw her doing, I was like, you know, ice play

561
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: hockey and rollerblade and I'm really good. I should I

562
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: should buy roller blades. So I did, and her first

563
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: response was, how are you moving forward?

564
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this girl.

565
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,719
Speaker 5: When this is over, we need to go skating because

566
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 5: I need to learn.

567
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: Okay. We have put them on that right down, okay.

568
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: And there's there's like even like a place in Central

569
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,360
Speaker 1: Park where people just skate roller blade. Yeah, yeah, okay,

570
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: but that's too hot. That's too hot traffic.

571
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 5: I need like a little like a little place in

572
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,959
Speaker 5: bushway or something.

573
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: But are you Are you wearing elbow pads, knee bags?

574
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 3: Are you wearing a helmet? Like?

575
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: No, none of that. No, I'm wearing I'm wearing a mask.

576
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 2: That's it, Corona Marus, I'm wearing.

577
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm just wearing a mask.

578
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 2: If you get in an accident, right, well, he's in

579
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: the land on the masks, he's gonna put his face forward.

580
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: I had to find I bought hockey roller blades because

581
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: a lot of the roller blades are like like mom blades,

582
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: like they got that like giant chunk of plastic on

583
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: the back.

584
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, we know that's a called a bitch.

585
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 2: That's a and I have that. I have a break,

586
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 2: and it's for it's for it's safety. I'm not that

587
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: confident in my stopping, so I don't do that.

588
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 3: Don't do that, mateo, don't. Oh, I'm upset, Sidney.

589
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: You're a good rollerblader, though, we see am I wait, Sidny,

590
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: do you wear all the stuff.

591
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: I wear the for the risks, I do the risk guards.

592
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 2: I don't do the elbow or the knees. I do

593
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,479
Speaker 2: the risks because usually if you fall, you're gonna fall

594
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 2: on your hands hands.

595
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 5: Wait, so mateo, what are hockey roller blades?

596
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: Can you go get the Michell? Do you want me

597
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: to go get them? All?

598
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 7: Right?

599
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: Hold on, this is really interesting for everybody at home.

600
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: I mean, well, they're not going to We're gonna describe

601
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: for that's really for us. Got somebody with protective gear,

602
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, they must have just started rollerblade.

603
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 3: Those are beautiful?

604
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: Those are they? They're really pretty?

605
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,719
Speaker 3: They're hockey roller blade.

606
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're I'm like a hockey because I I

607
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: like the I'm so game like. I like the way

608
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: the lace looks better than the like like that strap

609
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: thing you put in and uh, it takes a long

610
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: time actually to get like to wear them in. But

611
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: they're cute. They're like they have a little orange. They're

612
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: black and white and I like.

613
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 5: A black converse with white laces.

614
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: And yeah, they're really cute. I like them a lot. Sydney,

615
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: what color are your roller blades?

616
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: Should I go get mine?

617
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, Sydney, I don't know how you will

618
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 5: find that?

619
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: How long will take it's not gonna it's they right,

620
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: they are.

621
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 5: They Okay, go get them friend, we'll we'll start the

622
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 5: time now.

623
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: Well your time starts now. Shurney is gonna fine her.

624
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 5: You know, I feel like, you know, she love kicks.

625
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,479
Speaker 5: Sidney is like a little bit of a hoarder.

626
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 11: So I'm like, oh, are Sydney's blades are on Jupiter?

627
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: But your kitchen is like little like mine mine. This

628
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: is so look at this kitchen. This is nice. This

629
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: is kitchen. Actually, maybe mine is bigger than yours. Yours

630
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: as way bigger. I would love to have that kitchen. Literally,

631
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: you had to, you had to do a panorama.

632
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: I am just here's my I know, so, gag, gag.

633
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 2: These are for children. These are the because you know

634
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 2: the children are on sale. Okay, hey, so they're all

635
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 2: black and they got a little bit of blue and

636
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 2: they have like breast cancer emblem on there for the kids.

637
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: For the kids, they have a USB poor they have Sydney.

638
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 4: Sidney's roller skates are actually those the kids, the shoes

639
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 4: that the kids wear with wheels on them on the sidewalk.

640
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: No, they're really I mean, wow, Sidney's skates are just

641
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: a stroller.

642
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 3: Potatoes. Yours are really nice. Now that I think about it,

643
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, should I get a new roller?

644
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: These were a little expensive though. How much were they?

645
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: You know, not gonna.

646
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 3: Share, Wow, they were gonna ko.

647
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna elect. How much do hockey roller skates cost?

648
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: She hockey? Maybe six dollars, but I spent I mean expensive.

649
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say, no, they're more.

650
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: They were like they were like two hundred.

651
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 3: I was like, they're more than that, There's no way.

652
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: But there are hockeys. There are skates you can find

653
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: that were like one thousand dollars, And I was like,

654
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: that is a lot of fucking money.

655
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 3: Somebody like hockey.

656
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, right, right right, So this is this

657
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: is just to look gay, but you can play roller hockey.

658
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 4: But that's like the that's like the people who can't

659
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 4: play professionally.

660
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, so roller hockey.

661
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 2: Is like like, those are the people you see at

662
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 2: Chelsea Piers.

663
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: Those I think they have. I think they have ice

664
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: hockey at Chelsea Bears. They probably have both. Honestly, I

665
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: actually don't know where a roller rink is in New

666
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: York City.

667
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 3: It's in Staten Island.

668
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 4: They're opening one in Brooklyn. I think it actually already

669
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 4: Actually I don't know, but there's.

670
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: One in Brooklyn. It's instead is it just in all

671
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: of Manhattan there's not one roller rink. There's got to

672
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: be one in Brooklyn.

673
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 4: There's got to be like a speakeasy, like one you

674
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 4: gotta pull a button in a bookcase shifts and then

675
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 4: with people.

676
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: Marie.

677
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: But remember when we went to the House of Yes

678
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 2: for my birthday and it was like a roller skating

679
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 2: party and it was the saddest thing.

680
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 3: Every everybody was upset and mad at me.

681
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 4: Sydney was like, cause Sidney Matteo and I'm sure you

682
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 4: could probably tell city' one of these people that's like,

683
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 4: it's my birthday month, right, so for her birthday, and

684
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 4: her birthday is the February second, so it's like top.

685
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 3: Of the month to month, top of the month.

686
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 4: And then she's like, I want to go skating for

687
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: my birthday, but none of my friends want to go skating.

688
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: And we were like, well were.

689
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 4: Your friends and this is the first time we're hearing

690
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 4: about this.

691
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: This is what I want to do, and we were like, okay,

692
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: we'll go skating.

693
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 4: They show up to that House of Yes, which is like,

694
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 4: you know a place where people go dance and get

695
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 4: drunk and do drugs.

696
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 3: But it's a perfect place to do keademy perfect.

697
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 5: Everybody was in there wearing roller skates.

698
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 1: Was it a themed night.

699
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 2: Or it was a theme roller skating night, so it's

700
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 2: like disco. There's like older men skating, like someone's dad.

701
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 3: It was. It was messy boots.

702
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 4: There was like young people in there, you know, with

703
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 4: their Fisher Price skates.

704
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: It was a lot happening. That was and.

705
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 5: Then you know, we showed up. I can't skate, so

706
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 5: I didn't put skates on.

707
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 4: I just stood there and took photos with them, and

708
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 4: that was That was my night.

709
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: Did you feel good about that afterwards?

710
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 5: Sitting here?

711
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 3: I didn't, And I realized I was like, my birthday

712
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 3: is not about me. It's about what I can do

713
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 3: that my friends will also want to do.

714
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: You know, I don't do anything for my birthday. When

715
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: is your birthday? June twenty eighth. I'm gotting you in

716
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: my phone. I usually don't tell anyone. I don't post.

717
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: I'll maybe I'll post about it. I post about an

718
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 1: Instagram that's about it. But I don't do any like party, nothing,

719
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: I just like I'll get dinner with like one or

720
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 1: two friends. That's it. Wait, June twenty first, eight, twenty.

721
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 3: Eighth, you guys have to remember this.

722
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: Make sure, yo, nane, and.

723
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 4: I'm putting midday, I'm putting it in my calendar, and

724
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 4: I'm making it repeat every year.

725
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: It's always the exact same day of Pride because it's

726
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: the anniversary of the Stonewall riots so and the death

727
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: of Judy Garland. So I'm like a real homosexual.

728
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, you were born.

729
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: You were born so she could die. No, she could

730
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: die so you could be born. That's what.

731
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 2: That's a really problematic day to have, like a birthday.

732
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of fun. It's a fun sell of

733
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: ration of like the tragedy that we endure. So you know,

734
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: I like it. It's Pride. It's always pride, but I

735
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: actually don't. I don't really go to Pride parades either.

736
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: I get overwhelmed.

737
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I'll want hold on.

738
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 2: Matteo, guy who has this whole back end dick out,

739
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 2: is like, no, Pride can't do it.

740
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 3: I'm you know, just very like I can't do it.

741
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: But like, you know, Pride is one of those things

742
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: where it's like New Year's where like every person you

743
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: know has like a very specific plan or like this

744
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 1: or that. You get so overwhelmed and you're like can't.

745
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 1: Can't we just like go somewhere and like, like if

746
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: I could do Pride, it would be like, can we

747
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: sit at a diner and talk about how great Patti

748
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: Labell is? Like, I mean, that would be pride to me.

749
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 1: But instead it's like it's like a party and people

750
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: do drugs or people dance and drink, and I don't

751
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: do any of that stuff. So I'm like, I get anxiety.

752
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: I get huge anxiety. So I let you don't dance

753
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: or do drugs or drink.

754
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, what kind of gay are you? Matteo?

755
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: What kind of I sing opera and loves streisand well

756
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: how much gay I need to be? But you don't dance? No,

757
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not a good dancer and I don't

758
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: like to go out dancing. Did we dance in New

759
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: Orleans together? We just drank and there was a lot

760
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 1: of running.

761
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 3: I feel like you did.

762
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: You can't look you give us a little swagon? Yeah,

763
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: I mean I can, like, you know, on the like

764
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: if I'm if if I go to it, and I

765
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: was like in my young twenties, I would go to

766
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: like Rosco's in Chicago and dance or I don't. I

767
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 1: get major anxiety about stuff like that.

768
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 3: You don't smoke, do it?

769
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: No, I don't smoke weed. I don't do any drugs,

770
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: and I don't really drink. The last time I drank,

771
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: I think was in October or maybe November.

772
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that we're so similar.

773
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: Sidney. You dance all the time, don't do that. I

774
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: don't care do that. I can't be Wow, I'm all shocking. Yeah,

775
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: It's it's not like an insecurity thing. It's just like

776
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: an anxiety thing. I just don't. I never know what

777
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: to do with myself. I'm not like I never know

778
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: what to do when I go into a club. I

779
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: like to go see drag shows. I like going with

780
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: my crew and seeing like a drag show, or like

781
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: if Bob or Money are performing or my friend Free

782
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: is performing and we can go sit down, like we'll

783
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: go to this show called The Help with Pixie Aventur

784
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 1: and Keisha, Like I like watching that kind of stuff

785
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: because I'm sitting in someone's entertaining, you know, and It's

786
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: not like I don't have to participate anyway besides screaming

787
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: out like for drag Race or for drag Suicide. What

788
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: song I want to hear? And I always yell the

789
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: Pokemon theme song and they never play.

790
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 5: Wait, sing the Pokemon theme song for us right now?

791
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: Pokemon gotta catch him on? I know it's my destin

792
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:57,240
Speaker 1: and me Pokemon, why my best friend? He a world?

793
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 4: We must fan right Wait on the beginning of the song,

794
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 4: is it?

795
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: Is it not? I will travel across the land searching

796
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: for and why doom Doom Doom Doom Pokemon? Who no

797
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: directly do that?

798
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 11: Who?

799
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 3: Yeah? I actually feel like that theme song is is

800
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 3: very homophobic.

801
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: So yeah, how they're not like sucking cut go to hell.

802
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 3: And you better.

803
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 1: Poke. You gotta catch am moll Pokemon.

804
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 3: Mateo. So it's so crazy because you have all these

805
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: third straps within in real life you're kind of like

806
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 3: a librarian.

807
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: Well, I can like to take those photos and then

808
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: not like go dancing. I don't know, I feel like

809
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: those are aren't mutually exclusive.

810
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 2: I'm just saying if I met you on a dating

811
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: app and then you're like I would love to just

812
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 2: you know, watch a show.

813
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 3: Well, I like to.

814
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: Please, you can't. I'm not like Cargan for reality TV.

815
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: I'm not meeting I'm not meeting people and going over

816
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: an ll bean catalog. But usually on first dates, I like,

817
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm very good on first dates. Tell us, tell us,

818
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: I'm very well, you know, you're putting on a show,

819
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: you're performing. I'm comfortable with the with controlling the energy

820
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: of the room and entertaining and usually I'll pick the restaurants.

821
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: So like, I know, what's you know, It's like I'm

822
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: very good with like first dates. After first dates crumble,

823
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 1: It's like I did my show, it went well, Now

824
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: what you know? Like I can't there's nothing else for

825
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: me to So what do you what do you think

826
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: you get wrong on dates? Like why do you think, well,

827
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: you know, if I go on a couple of dates

828
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: is fine, But then like if the relationship starts, you know,

829
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: it's a chemistry thing and sometimes you just don't mesh

830
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: with people's chemistry or I second guess myself. I'm very

831
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: like in my head about did I say the right

832
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: thing that I do the right Yeah, But I'm not

833
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: like the confident like you know, I'm I'm I'm needy

834
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: is what I am, which is.

835
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 2: Insane because every time I see you, I'm like, MATEO

836
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: is the person that people want to hang out with,

837
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: take pictures with you.

838
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 3: You're so funny.

839
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: Friends friends are fine, but like boyfriends, it's like I think,

840
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: I like put in my mind like a different expectation,

841
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: so I it's somehow I view that differently than friendships.

842
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: And I'm never quite in the moment when I'm like

843
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: interested in a guy, you know what, I'm the same

844
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 1: fucking way you said, You're never in the moment. I'm

845
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: too insecure in the sense of like I worry too

846
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: much if I said the wrong thing, did the wrong thing,

847
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: doing the wrong thing.

848
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 12: You know.

849
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: I like comedy clubs, and I feel most at home

850
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: in comedy clubs because like, if I walk into the

851
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: cellar and I see the table of comics, I know

852
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: that they are going to respect me for the jokes

853
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: and work ethic that I have as opposed to maybe

854
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: how do I look or like, you know, like I

855
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm very like I guess, I'm, I guess

856
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know. Maybe I don't know how to

857
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: quite describe it, but I get like I fall apart

858
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: because I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be your

859
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: actors in the way if I really like a guy.

860
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 4: That is fascinating because I think that that's something that

861
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 4: is universal, like maybe not to the same extent for everybody,

862
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 4: but everybody. I think everybody that is not a straight man.

863
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 4: I think thinks about even straight men.

864
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: I know, you know, like a lot of a lot

865
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: of our friends are straight. A lot of comics we

866
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: know are straight.

867
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 4: And I.

868
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 3: Don't really I don't really associate with that.

869
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,959
Speaker 5: I feel like straight men won't even wash their face

870
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 5: before they go on some days.

871
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: They just show up when they drive pillow and you're like,

872
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 1: I contured my face and it's like yeah, yeah.

873
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 2: They don't pick up her shirt that's been in a

874
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: corner for weeks and they're like, yeah, I think this

875
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 2: is good, this is good.

876
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: To go, and they wear it his pants. It's funny

877
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: because Evan Williams played Fortnite with me and Bob and

878
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: my crew, and when Evan was on like the phone

879
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: with us talking, Bob goes, I haven't spoken to a

880
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: straight person in months.

881
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 7: It's like it's like I forgot how straight people talk.

882
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 7: It's like, I haven't spoken with straight person in months,

883
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 7: and so yeah, I.

884
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: Mean, have I spoken to a straight person?

885
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 4: Oh?

886
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I spoke to my mom yesterday. Yes, I know.

887
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 4: And she's always eating She's always eating like a sweet

888
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: potato when she calls.

889
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: Me shaw.

890
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 4: And I'm like, no, can you go visit your parents?

891
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 4: Or no, you can my cousin, I mean my brother.

892
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 4: I think it's picking me up next Friday, me and

893
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 4: my sister.

894
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: Will you tell your mom? I said, Hi, I will

895
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: my deal. I want to go there and speak friends

896
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: with her.

897
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 4: She's going to be eating a sweet potato while she's

898
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 4: talking to you. Aboude she likes say too, but.

899
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 3: Hi, Sydney, I love your mom loud. She's just like

900
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 3: a sweet, sweet person.

901
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 2: And I mean, Marie, you're becoming more like your mom

902
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 2: every yeah, every month. You think I'm becoming sweeter friends, Yes,

903
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 2: I will say, I will say when I when I've

904
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 2: been recently, when I've been having a bad time, it's

905
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 2: been easier for you to just like be there and

906
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 2: say the right thing and be like, oh well friend,

907
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 2: oh listen, yes.

908
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Sydney, But you like to say that it's

909
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 4: because I'm getting dick so you know, she's like, I

910
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 4: love for re getting Dick.

911
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 3: This is great.

912
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: She called me the other day just to be like,

913
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: you look great.

914
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 5: You look great, You're smiling, and I like that you're

915
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 5: getting digg which is.

916
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: What friends are for.

917
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, that's what friends.

918
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that video of Luther Vandros Whitty Houston,

919
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: Dion Warwick and Stevie Wonders singing that song in like

920
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: the eighties?

921
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 3: No, it sounds like a riot.

922
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: Well, isn't great because they're all great singers except but

923
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 1: isn't Dion on the original song? Yes, but she sounds

924
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: like she's beef jerky.

925
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 3: Don't you do that to my Dian? That's that's the

926
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: same voice you do, John. I heard.

927
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: I heard Lindsay Lohan is an escort now and that's

928
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: how she's paying her bills.

929
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 3: And honestly, more power to her. But I'm just like,

930
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 3: who trying to pay for that?

931
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: Like?

932
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 3: I saw her snatch in the early two thousands, and

933
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 3: it wasn't.

934
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: How did you see it?

935
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 3: There was a couple of you know, she she.

936
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 2: Was wearing a dress without panties and we saw it

937
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 2: and that's when they were calling her firecrotch and everything.

938
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: Oh, but I thought they were calling her firecrotch because

939
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: she is red hair. We assumed.

940
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 3: No, we saw that.

941
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: We saw the firecrotch came from that guy who was

942
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: friends with Paris Hilton, and he was like another rich kid,

943
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: and he was drunk or high, and he was on

944
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 1: TMZ and they asked about Lindsay Lohannah. He was drunkenly

945
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 1: screaming firecrotch. That's how that started. But because he saw

946
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: her crotch, you know, he just seemed like he was high.

947
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: He seemed like a real monster. I just googled firecrotch

948
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: a bunch of Ginger's puppedip? Is Ginger a slur?

949
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: No, No, it's not.

950
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

951
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 3: I would.

952
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: I guess we'd have to ask a red headed friend.

953
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 3: I would totally date a red headed black person. Oh,

954
00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 3: I would a redheaded what friend? Black person? Like a redhead?

955
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 3: But they're black.

956
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 2: No, man, carrot Tops not gonna.

957
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: We don't want him and we don't claim him if

958
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: he was.

959
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 4: When you we post this for your episode on Instagram,

960
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 4: we're gonna I'm gonna include a picture of Carter top Top.

961
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: The planet Jupiter and a bowl of posta.

962
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 4: Yes, that's gonna be at the very end, but it's

963
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 4: gonna be like a slideshow of all your like thirstiest traps.

964
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, right, so.

965
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: Maybe I have some There's there was one of just

966
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: my ass on a boat. I mean it's literally just

967
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: my ass, and I was like, this is too much?

968
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 3: Sorry posted it, would you say, Marie?

969
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: I said, so you posted it? Mm hmmm.

970
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 3: So matero, are you looking for somebody? Are you you

971
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 3: trying to date.

972
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: Or you know, I'm looking for jubiter. I'm well, I'm

973
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: in quarantine, so I guess that means nothing.

974
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 5: You're in quarantine, but you just bought roller blades, so

975
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 5: you yeah, I mean roller blades.

976
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking them. I'm I'm blading with them. Yeah.

977
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: But so you're in quarantine, but you will still be

978
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: going outside.

979
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

980
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 1: Alone. I mean I literally have been alone for fifty

981
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: some days. I did one social distance walk with my

982
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: crew like a month ago. What do you?

983
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 3: What's this? What's the show?

984
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: With my crew?

985
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 3: The words oh okay work?

986
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know in these you've never heard that expression

987
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: ever in your life, Sny of my crew.

988
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, from like my are you grand?

989
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: Grams. Are you nana? Are you like in your early hundreds?

990
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: Like crew?

991
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 11: No?

992
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: No?

993
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 3: Who is my crew? My boys?

994
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're my crew. Okay, that's what we call it.

995
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: My my crew calls it the crew.

996
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 3: My girl. No, but when we get out of here,

997
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 3: you're going to be ready to pop it, locket, drop it.

998
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: You are, don't say I don't. I'm being honest with you.

999
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea, I don't talk

1000
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: to us. I'm telling I don't have anything. I don't

1001
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: know how to elaborate. I'm just I don't know. You

1002
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: don't know if you want to have sex after this

1003
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: is over. Well, sex, that's a completely different story. That's

1004
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 1: what I thought you said. Relationship. I want to get

1005
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: I'm not to like pull up politically like a politician

1006
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: answer like I'm really trying to focus on my work,

1007
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 1: but like I want to get on stage. I want

1008
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: to sit with comics and eat chicken and green beans

1009
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: from the cellar and gossip and chat and have a

1010
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: good time.

1011
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 3: Wow, Mattel that that's crazy, because that's the last thing

1012
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 3: I want to do. I want to get out. I

1013
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 3: want to go to the craziest party. I want to relapse.

1014
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 2: No, I'm kidding, girl, Please do not re after this quarantine,

1015
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 2: I went through all that would be so upset.

1016
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would be.

1017
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 5: We would throw roller blades at you, the heart plastic breakparts.

1018
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 1: Unless she's relapsing on roller blades, in which case we'll

1019
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: find something else in which I can't. I can't catch her.

1020
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 3: You know you can't have fun. I want to have

1021
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 3: a good time. I want to hug my people. I

1022
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: want to dance.

1023
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to hug. You know what I want

1024
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: to do? Go to like I want to go to

1025
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: my favorite restaurants. Yes, I miss restaurants I missed. I

1026
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 1: haven't ordered out anything. I've only ordered out one meal

1027
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: since this whole quarantine. I ordered shake shack is when

1028
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: I had strapped throat last week and I was so sick.

1029
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 3: That's what you got if I want it.

1030
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 1: But I had lost my appetite, so I was like,

1031
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: I want to use something greasy and good and I

1032
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 1: don't want to fucking cook, and so I just ordered Shakeshack.

1033
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: I got a double cheeseburger with fries and a shake

1034
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:58,760
Speaker 1: vanilla milkshake.

1035
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 3: They have hair in it.

1036
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,760
Speaker 1: No, what is with you? Why are you against shapwees

1037
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: because I.

1038
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 3: Had a long string of hair and my fucking chicken sandwich.

1039
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 1: That sounds like your problem.

1040
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 5: Somebody's weave was in Sydney's sandwich.

1041
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,439
Speaker 1: Because we got we go to a black chick shack.

1042
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: So it was twenty three inches.

1043
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 3: Yes, it was Peruvian.

1044
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: It was.

1045
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 4: It was.

1046
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 5: It was virgin cut Peruvian hair.

1047
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: It was.

1048
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 4: It was and everybody and there was not a Peruvian

1049
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 4: person in the Hickhack. So okay, So can you tell

1050
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 4: us what you've been I mean, this isn't us at

1051
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 4: the end of the episode. Can't tell us what you've

1052
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 4: been doing to stay sane alone.

1053
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: I notic said it a couple of times, but literally

1054
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: playing Fortnite, Me and Bob actually me last night, Me

1055
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,760
Speaker 1: Yaminika Saunders, Jordan Rock and Monroe Martin and Jermaine Fowler

1056
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: we've been playing, and Marina Franklin. We've been We've been

1057
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: playing Fortnite.

1058
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 3: The whole crew. The whole crew is there.

1059
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: The Crew crew is there. Yeah, it's a it's a

1060
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: you know, it's a game. If you've not played it,

1061
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,720
Speaker 1: it's like the Hunger Games. It's like Last Man Standing.

1062
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: You're all dropped into like a world and you clip

1063
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 1: guns and shoot each other and stuff. But it's really

1064
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: just an excuse to get on the phone and it's

1065
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: a hangout. You're just hanging out while you're focusing on

1066
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: obviously like a common goal of we need to win

1067
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: and we have to kill these people about the Black Right.

1068
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: But you're just hanging out shooting, so shooting people, shooting people. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1069
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: So that's basically been I haven't drawn at all. I'm

1070
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: cooking a lot, which I enjoy cooking. Yes, I don't

1071
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: ever have time to cook because I'm never this is

1072
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm never home.

1073
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 3: You guys know, stay busy, day booked, traveling.

1074
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 4: I'm like Matteo, where are you? He's like, I'm on

1075
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 4: a boat. I'm doing a I'm on a cruise.

1076
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: What never again, I'll never do a cruise again for

1077
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: the rest.

1078
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 3: Of my life.

1079
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1080
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 3: I think that's a I think that's a wrap on

1081
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 3: the cruises. Yeah.

1082
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: I think cruises should be all sunk. I mean, what

1083
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,240
Speaker 1: a horrible just sheet mentality, Like wait.

1084
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 3: Talk about it. What's wrong with cruise.

1085
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: I've never don't like cruises.

1086
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 3: Oh just the food is the food is bad.

1087
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: The food is bad.

1088
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 3: Amazing, you have to be fucked up or old to

1089
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 3: like a cruise.

1090
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: And I you know, look, I went on two cruises

1091
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: and like the people on the cruise aren't great. Like

1092
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: I went on a gay cruise and that was fun, right,

1093
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But like, that's just not

1094
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 1: my style. I'm not I don't want to be like

1095
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: herded off into some town, walking around being like oh

1096
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: look at this choch key, and then getting back on

1097
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,760
Speaker 1: a fucking boat. Like that's not how I if I vacation,

1098
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: I want to go, Like if I go to Italy,

1099
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: for example, I don't want two hours in Rome off

1100
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: of a cruise and like Fanny Packing and Russia, I

1101
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 1: want to like live in Rome for ten days.

1102
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 3: Yeah it's not it's not enough, right, But some.

1103
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: People love it. They just want to be told what

1104
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: to do, and that's good for them. But I hate cruises.

1105
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: I've Sydney, have you?

1106
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 3: I sure have?

1107
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 4: And it was.

1108
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 3: Okay. Let me set the scene. So it was like

1109
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 3: it was like a house party. It was like a

1110
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 3: house party. Groove cruise and we went to Miami. It

1111
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,240
Speaker 3: was a groove cruise. We went to Miami.

1112
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: I'm there with my friend Jennifer Vanessa all these DJs

1113
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 2: and we we you know, we get on the cruise

1114
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 2: and immediately it's the house music people and then all

1115
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,280
Speaker 2: of these senior citizens and families.

1116
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 3: It was just like what are they doing? I was like,

1117
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 3: are they going to be doing meth on this boat too?

1118
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 7: Like?

1119
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 3: What's up?

1120
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: So we get me we invented this is a meth cruise.

1121
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 3: I love it pretty much.

1122
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 2: So we go into our room, the tiniest rooms ever,

1123
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 2: and it was just like, yo, we paid all this money,

1124
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 2: what is the hustle? So as soon as we get in,

1125
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,479
Speaker 2: my friends are like, okay, so we're gonna We're gonna

1126
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: do like drugs now. And I was like what were

1127
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 2: We're on the boat, like we should just chill, and

1128
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 2: they're like, no, no, we're gonna.

1129
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it now.

1130
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 2: So they took tissue and they put ecstasy and cocaine

1131
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: in on tissue and they balled it up and you

1132
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 2: have to like drop it, and it was like what

1133
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 2: do you mean wrop it into? You have to swallow

1134
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 2: it so it can kind of like go in your

1135
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 2: stomach and like explode. I don't know, Well that's.

1136
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 3: How it felt.

1137
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 12: Went felt when I took it and when I tell

1138
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 12: you it, it's on the toilet, throwing up, and the

1139
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 12: toilets are not real toilets on a cruise, your bathroom.

1140
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: But when you press the button too, like it's like

1141
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: that suction, Like.

1142
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 3: It's like a plane. Yes, it's like airplanes. Honey. I

1143
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 3: was holding on. So everybody is lit having a good time.

1144
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 2: Bitches on the toilet all night, just and then when

1145
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 2: my friend at the time comes back, she still hears

1146
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 2: me throwing up and she's like, girl, I gotta go

1147
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 2: to sleep. And I was like, wait, hold on, you

1148
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 2: guys gave me these drugs and now I can't sleep

1149
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 2: and I'm throwing up.

1150
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 3: This is not my fault.

1151
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: Well, did you take too much? Did you take expire?

1152
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: I think she swallowed cocaine and mild. I think she

1153
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 1: had the normal response.

1154
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 3: I think my body just couldn't handle it so that

1155
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: it was swallowing cocaine. Are absolutely well. I mean, the

1156
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 3: ghost of Whitney was in my body.

1157
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 5: And Whitney wouldn't have been thrown up. She would have

1158
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 5: been downstairs with them old people.

1159
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 2: So then I had the shakes like the like the

1160
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 2: rest of the night, and we're on the cruise, everywhere

1161
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 2: we went, Like we're in the Caribbean and it's cold,

1162
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 2: like the weather sucks. We get off the boat and

1163
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 2: we're supposed to have this beach party and you literally

1164
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: need a turtleneck, but all we have is summer clothes.

1165
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 3: So I'm on the beach freezing.

1166
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 2: I'm this was like probably me at my skinniest because

1167
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 2: I'm doing drugs, I'm not eating enough.

1168
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 3: My wig, my wig is snatched. But I look like

1169
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 3: a bibble head.

1170
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 2: And so everybody has these shawls and they're trying to

1171
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 2: cover up, and it's just me in this, in this

1172
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 2: purple bikini free I looked like a crackhead an American?

1173
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: You were you were? I was before or after the boobs.

1174
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 2: This was before the boobs, so I was really so

1175
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 2: I was flat flat on the chest, on the butt

1176
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: and everything.

1177
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 3: And the food was disgusting and well, the food on cruises.

1178
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: They managed to make the chicken and the apples taste

1179
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: the same.

1180
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 2: They boil everything, like in my mind, that's yeah, just

1181
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 2: it's all like a blandness, like they had a seasoning

1182
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 2: of bland that's what they would use.

1183
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: And everything.

1184
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 2: People were People were actually in the jacuzzi in the waters,

1185
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 2: and it was weird because it just everything looked dirty.

1186
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 2: Everybody had sunglasses on. It didn't matter if it was

1187
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 2: nighttime or daytime. If we're inside the boat, there's like

1188
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 2: no lights on. People had sunglasses the whole time.

1189
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: It was the drugs.

1190
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a moving It was a moving mule

1191
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 2: because I feel like we were mules, like taking the

1192
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 2: drugs from Miami to the Caribbean and then we we

1193
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 2: we did a round trip and we came back.

1194
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 3: We brought the drugs back to Miami.

1195
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: People are swallowing cocaine.

1196
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 3: Yes, I can't it was awful. I'll never I would

1197
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 3: never do that again. I don't recommend.

1198
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't say I had that experience. I

1199
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:45,439
Speaker 1: was mainly upset about the h the waving on the boat,

1200
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: like the kind of.

1201
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 3: The last night.

1202
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: Well, after I swallowed molly and cocaine, my friend told

1203
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: me I was too loud after throwing up from like

1204
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: this sounds like a night tis like I don't like cruises.

1205
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: City's like me, neither do. I swallowed on those. I

1206
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: had a terrible time.

1207
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 6: It's like, right, you had a bad time in like heaven,

1208
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 6: bad time in any I can't even the most expensive

1209
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 6: hotel the world.

1210
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: You swallowed cocaine and Mollie. It's not gonna be fun.

1211
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 2: Yo, when I tell you that boat was rocked, the

1212
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 2: boat in the middle. I had motion sickness the last

1213
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 2: night and I was crying because I.

1214
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 3: Was like, I just want to get home.

1215
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: It was how many how many nights were on the

1216
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: cruise we did?

1217
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 3: Like three? Three?

1218
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 4: Four?

1219
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 3: I was I was like, yeah, it was.

1220
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: I did a cruise for seven, no eight days.

1221
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 5: I think I was texting you while you were on

1222
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 5: that cruise because you were working with us.

1223
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: Yes, I did one show what is a gay cruise?

1224
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 5: Like it's just a bunch of people with sexy bodies

1225
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 5: doing drugs.

1226
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's exactly right, Okay, right, all right, Well we've

1227
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 11: learned a lot you guys, I think, don't.

1228
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 2: Do cruises, don't swallow cocaine and molly at the same

1229
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 2: damn time.

1230
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think that's something that we needed to

1231
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: be taught, but so much you don't feel that that

1232
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: was self evident.

1233
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1234
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: Wow, I've seen.

1235
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 2: Locked up abroad judgment the goddamn nerve on the Unofficial

1236
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 2: Expert today.

1237
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 1: Wow, the fact that you thought we weren't gonna judge

1238
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: you after that story. It says a lot of abuses.

1239
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 3: I need to lose the people I keep over here.

1240
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: My crew don't swallow us. Okay, my crew does it.

1241
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: Everyone's sober. All of your friends are sober too, and

1242
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: my crew everyone's sober, but one person. Okay, all right, okay,

1243
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: Well love to see it.

1244
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, before we go, Mateo, I just want you

1245
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,919
Speaker 4: to tell us where you're gonna take your first trip

1246
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 4: when this is over.

1247
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 1: Italy. Oh, Sidy s go to Italy with Matteo.

1248
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down with it. If I have any money left,

1249
01:00:59,600 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 3: let's do it.

1250
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: Who did you just look at Marie? My Google home

1251
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: is talking to me? Oh? I was like, you live alone,

1252
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: and you're just like hold on, yes, I'm like, who

1253
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 1: are you talking? I mean tell I've had company come.

1254
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 3: Through here, so I mean work, sure I have.

1255
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 5: Sydney's been here, Carolyn is coming to see me tomorrow.

1256
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: Well, where are you guys going?

1257
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 2: First?

1258
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 3: We wanted to go to Berlin, but obviously that's out.

1259
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 1: We'll wait. We'll wait until twenty twenty one for Yeah, God,

1260
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: god Zilla is probably gonna come on twenty.

1261
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 4: Now.

1262
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 3: The the murder hornet.

1263
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 1: The murder hornets are gonna get us.

1264
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:40,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1265
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I just watched the whole I watched the scientist

1266
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: talk about last night. He's like, one, they're not called

1267
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: murder hornets. Two he's like, there's they've only caught like

1268
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: one and it was dead and so it wasn't like

1269
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: a queen and didn't have like a mess. And there's

1270
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: probably not going to be an infestation of quote unquote

1271
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: murder hornets in North America. It's just for the news.

1272
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: Everyone's like murder hornets. They're like one dead one like

1273
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: murder hornets. How about murder disease. Let's worry about what's

1274
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: happening right now. How about murder drugs? That you the hornets?

1275
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw I saw like a little meme with

1276
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 2: a murder hornet like coming to New York and it

1277
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 2: had like a tims on and Dora.

1278
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Christy Chill is something the funniest meme last night?

1279
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: Let me show you two before I go, because I

1280
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: was absolutely screaming. I was laughing so hard. I love

1281
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: a good meme, and I yeah, I know it's.

1282
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 4: So me.

1283
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 1: In ten years. A cashier's like, sir, your bill is

1284
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, and then it's just all the mess that's happening,

1285
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: like Purel, Murder, Hornets, Corona, Tiger King is in here,

1286
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: empty aisles, toilet paper.

1287
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 5: You know, was that in that photo Carol Baskin's husband.

1288
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Carol basket, heer basket. Well, guys, I got a run.

1289
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: I'm doing my podcast with Emma in like ten minutes.

1290
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 3: What we said, Hi, yeah she should she should do

1291
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 3: the podcast too.

1292
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 1: What she uped?

1293
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 5: Yeahtao's yeah, I'm sorry.

1294
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, thank you so much, guys, thanks

1295
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: for having me. I had a lot of fun.

1296
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,439
Speaker 2: You guys have to follow Mateo because he's everything more

1297
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 2: and you you know, he gives you the thirst taps

1298
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 2: you need.

1299
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 1: Also, if you want feedback on your nudes, go ahead

1300
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: and slade them into his dms. And uh, I don't.

1301
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: I did not co sign this. Here's what I want

1302
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 1: you to do.

1303
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 4: I'm to go to Mateo's profile page and the picture

1304
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 4: that is the hottest, the firstiest Trappist.

1305
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 3: Put those palm trees.

1306
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: You know, it was so confused when all of a sudden,

1307
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: I was I was at the gym. It's like half

1308
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: a year ago. All of a sudden, like a bunch

1309
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: of palm trees were all over my Instagram. I was like,

1310
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,439
Speaker 1: oh god, what celebrity did I piss off? But also,

1311
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: who's the celebrity of palm trees?

1312
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 3: The celebrity is your friend, And you.

1313
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 1: Guys didn't even think to tell me. You just let

1314
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: me sit in that existence for like a solid hour.

1315
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 4: Of Well, because because we say stuff on the podcast,

1316
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 4: and we were recording so many episodes at a time

1317
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 4: and we would forget that we said it. Yeah, because

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Speaker 4: I was like, go to his profile and I said

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Speaker 4: the same exact thing, leave palm trees under your favorite

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Speaker 4: post of his. And then the thing went up two

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Speaker 4: weeks later and Miteo was like, who did if?

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Speaker 1: And it's like, well, of all of a sudden, you're

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Speaker 1: getting a bunch of emojis.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh god, And it's so funny that you

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Speaker 2: messaged usin you were like, do you know what celebrity

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Speaker 2: has palm trees?

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Speaker 1: I know I messaged you to first. I have no

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Speaker 1: idea why it crazy. Yeah, anyway, it was so good

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Speaker 1: to see my friends today.

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Speaker 3: My crew. Yeah, god, my crew is so tight, so wet.

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Speaker 2: I love make sure you guys review comment subscribe.

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Speaker 3: You know, don't forget about us in this quarantine bitch.

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Speaker 1: Yeh yah yah yah yah yah. Yes, stay off those

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Speaker 1: cruise ships. And if you do want a cruise ship,

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Speaker 1: maybe don't swallow a balloon full of drugs. Yeah, be

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Speaker 1: a winter out of you. Yeah, Okay, bye guy Forever.

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