Speaker 1: Hey, man, look at the freaking Dodgers.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: Hey bro, I'm hoping for I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: My friends have a buddy of mine has Game six
Speaker 1: tickets that he's like going with his dad.
Speaker 2: Sorry I didn't hear that because I was too busy
Speaker 2: putting my Dodgers hat on on my winning Dodgers hat.
Speaker 2: That was very fun.
Speaker 3: God, I love beating the Yankee I love seeing the
Speaker 3: Yankees lose almost as much as I love seeing the
Speaker 3: Celtics lose.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: My my friend went with I have a buddy who
Speaker 1: went with his dad because like they're just big baseball
Speaker 1: fans and like, you know, god relationships, so they get
Speaker 1: to do stuff like that, you know.
Speaker 2: But he was sending me their big baseball fans and
Speaker 2: I guess they have a good relationship or whatever.
Speaker 1: They like go do shit like go to the World Series.
Speaker 2: But there is this boy out to the ballpark this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sounds cool, man, sounds great. It must be nice.
Speaker 1: But it's just so funny, Like the people just the back,
Speaker 1: like looking in the background of this one shot, he's
Speaker 1: like sitting at the game. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: the most Yankees ass fan I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man like guy.
Speaker 1: I am the New Yorker as a reader.
Speaker 3: Like that guy worked in finance dabbles, and you know
Speaker 3: he advised the Obama administration. If you cheer too loudly
Speaker 3: against the Yankees, he'll tell you to act like you've
Speaker 3: been there before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week
Speaker 2: trend edition of Derna's Yeah I started doing that. I
Speaker 2: really strained there. Uh my name is Jack O'Brien. That
Speaker 2: over there is mister Miles gra whoa, whoa, what's that man?
Speaker 1: I'm just look, I'm just a happy West Coast kid,
Speaker 1: a boy from LA watching the World Series. Who knows
Speaker 1: it could go completely the other way, but I'm loving it.
Speaker 1: People like, maybe they can just win, maybe they can
Speaker 1: lose one in New York. We could win it out.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't care. Don't don't funk around
Speaker 2: like that. That and we do have control. We have
Speaker 2: control over that. So it is up to us to
Speaker 2: decide this. It depends on the angle of my fitted hat.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we are wearing it at the winning angle
Speaker 3: every game exactly.
Speaker 1: If I tilted like jay Z, then the Yankees will win.
Speaker 2: I cannot do that.
Speaker 1: I have to worry if you on the top like crowd,
Speaker 1: like a true Angelina.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, I like it all right.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the episode where we tell you some
Speaker 3: of the things that happen over the weekend, some of
Speaker 3: the things that are trending on this Monday morning. First,
Speaker 3: we like to get to know you a little bit better. Oh,
Speaker 3: we like to get to We like you to get
Speaker 3: to know us a little bit better. Let's be honest,
Speaker 3: we don't care about you bye, telling you some things
Speaker 3: that we think are under did some things we think
Speaker 3: are overrated.
Speaker 2: Miles, do you want to kick us off? What you
Speaker 2: want to start with? Unders? Yeah, let's do under two things.
Speaker 1: The World Series I think is underrated for a very
Speaker 1: specific reason, which I just think it's it's just it's
Speaker 1: bringing I think for millennials of a certain age with
Speaker 1: a hip hop love of hip hop, this feels like
Speaker 1: the most hip hop world series of all fucking tops.
Speaker 1: Cost Yes, this is literally this is the the Yankees
Speaker 1: hat versus the La hat. And I know that there
Speaker 1: were obviously when it was the Brooklyn Dodgers, some storied
Speaker 1: that was a storied rivalry as well with the Yankees,
Speaker 1: but this one specifically feels so I'm like, so in
Speaker 1: my West Coast bag, I love it. When Ice Cube
Speaker 1: came out for Game two doing bow down West Side Connection,
Speaker 1: telling the fuck telling them to fucking bow down, I'm like, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: this is great and it's now I'm so, what's gonna
Speaker 1: happen in New York?
Speaker 2: Who do they have? I'm like, who's at that level
Speaker 2: of possibly rap in New York.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is this was a conversation I was having,
Speaker 1: is like, would jay Z come out? Jay Z feels
Speaker 1: like too big to come out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, jay Z's like shortlist for super Bowl X
Speaker 3: World Series is probably too tiny.
Speaker 1: But Cube has stature in the history of hip hop,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like gangster rap, all that
Speaker 1: stuff that branches off from projects Cube was involved, and
Speaker 1: so I'm like they have to come with like is
Speaker 1: it Eric Beer rock Him or something like that?
Speaker 2: Is that old for people or just like history?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean baseball is for the historically minded, you know,
Speaker 3: it's the sport that really hasn't changed. NAS would be fun.
Speaker 3: I was listening to NAS this morning. I was actually
Speaker 3: listening to Verbal Intercourse off of Cuban links that yeass
Speaker 3: feature on that very good this morning because I am old.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Fuck, But anyways, I just love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love if anything, just for all the people
Speaker 1: watching and what it brings out because these are two
Speaker 1: craft cities.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other thing I'll just say underrated the movie The Craft,
Speaker 1: the nineteen ninety six can't be the girls become witches
Speaker 1: in the high school movie The Craft. Fantastic Halloween Watch.
Speaker 2: I love it. I just haven't seen that since it
Speaker 2: was in movie theaters and I was in school. Spooky as?
Speaker 2: Is it spooky as? Yeah? And for USA Bulk, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I know, just born to play that role
Speaker 2: character acting. Yeah, oh love it?
Speaker 3: Oh what about you, Jack Miles. My underrated is clothes
Speaker 3: that can go in the dryer. Fah, we have We
Speaker 3: have a single banister in our house that we dry
Speaker 3: clothes on, and it feels that's you, that's our laundry rack.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I just need to like add
Speaker 3: a laundry to the backyard or something that was metal.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, it was in trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all wonky and shit and war movie.
Speaker 3: But yeah, more and more, I feel like clothes are
Speaker 3: just flat dry, hang dry to maintain the shape of
Speaker 3: your six year old sweatshirt. Like I don't need my
Speaker 3: six year old sweatshirt to like always look pristine.
Speaker 1: Oh so you want to do like a do you
Speaker 1: want to feel like a crop sweatshirt then, because that'll
Speaker 1: happen if you put that dryer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It just feels like we have this wonderful device. We're
Speaker 3: making poly blends, Like all of the clothes that have
Speaker 3: to be line dried are polyblends. For the most part,
Speaker 3: it's like we've invented new fabrics and made it so
Speaker 3: you can't put them in the dryer, which for.
Speaker 1: All the plastic we're putting in and on our bodies
Speaker 1: that I'm sorry the dryer. This is why I like
Speaker 1: some shirts. I just don't trust to not shrink. It's
Speaker 1: my biggest pet peeve is just shrinking some shit in
Speaker 1: the dryer. So by default I've turned into like my
Speaker 1: like Japanese family were just like everything. I'm just like
Speaker 1: line drying in the sun. I'm like, I can't risk it.
Speaker 1: I can't risk it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just and I feel like this is just like
Speaker 3: it's not a complaint that is cool to make, and
Speaker 3: so the extra work happens behind the scenes, so like
Speaker 3: they they have no incentive, Like it's actually cooler to
Speaker 3: like have clothes that are like a delicate little flower.
Speaker 3: You know that you have to like treat perfectly. And
Speaker 3: I'm just my brain is so appreciative when I come
Speaker 3: across like one of my wife's T shirts and it's
Speaker 3: like this can go in the dry Yeah, my god,
Speaker 3: oh my god, thank you so much. Granted this could
Speaker 3: all be fixed with just like putting up a line
Speaker 3: in our backyard. I just am lazy, and.
Speaker 1: Yet like you see this little rack right here I
Speaker 1: got behind me, like you are in your closet. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: this is half sound baffling, half my own drying rack.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I just need to buy. Invest, just
Speaker 3: need to invest and then IRA. But anyways, until I do,
Speaker 3: fuck you and your athletic that can even go on
Speaker 3: uniclo all day, bro easy dry?
Speaker 2: What miles of something you think is overrated? I don't
Speaker 2: know how to put this.
Speaker 1: We over rate the lack of responsibility of white voters
Speaker 1: in an election. I don't know, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to put this. The emphasis I've been saying this the
Speaker 1: last couple of weeks, the emphasis has so much been
Speaker 1: about what Hispanic men do, what Arab voters do, what
Speaker 1: are black men doing. I'm like, look, I know everything
Speaker 1: is about the margins, but I wish in our discourse
Speaker 1: there was more of an emphasis, like on the responsibility
Speaker 1: of American white American people to also make the quote
Speaker 1: unquote right choice or wrong choice.
Speaker 2: It's very much like, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean like this, this is all on you guys, the
Speaker 1: fucking the Hispanic voter, the black voter, the Erab or
Speaker 1: Muslim vote. This is all on you guys. Now, what
Speaker 1: are y'all gonna do? Like That's what it feels like,
Speaker 1: and I fucking hate it. Just like with the the
Speaker 1: shit that happened at the Nazi Ralli at MSG Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Tony Hinchcliff's joke about Puerto Ricans, there was a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff like, oh.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go, you poke the nest Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1: There's four hundred thousand Puerto Rican voters and these swings
Speaker 1: like I great, and they're like you don't look, what
Speaker 1: do you think they're gonna do? Now?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I wish.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what about the people who are equally
Speaker 1: just disturbed by hearing that kind of racist shit?
Speaker 2: What we're going to suck it up again?
Speaker 1: Oh here yea, yeah, we're gonna find with races, the
Speaker 1: whites are gonna suck it up where Yeah, that's implicit
Speaker 1: in all these stories, I know. And it's just so
Speaker 1: mind like just like that that feeling of like that's
Speaker 1: how white supremacies like will function. And sort of the
Speaker 1: analysis of this, uh, this election is to not look
Speaker 1: at their like you know, uh again, just this part
Speaker 1: was wild. When they're talking about different gains a Trump
Speaker 1: and Tama Harris have made, uh you know, Trump's gains
Speaker 1: have been offset by because they're talking about how he
Speaker 1: increased support among Hispanic men. His gains have been offset
Speaker 1: by increase support for Harris among white women who favored
Speaker 1: Trump over Biden by twelve points in twenty twenty but
Speaker 1: now lean but now lean Republican by three points.
Speaker 5: So their edge wow is still three percent. They still
Speaker 5: have a three percent edge. Yeah, that's a really big
Speaker 5: thing to talk about and dissect. And again I'm the
Speaker 5: other stuff.
Speaker 1: About like we spoke with these blocks supporting Trump, these
Speaker 1: Trump supporting black voters. I just it, it's so exhausting,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, it's just I'm just like I'm
Speaker 1: at that point.
Speaker 2: I'm like, just shut up.
Speaker 1: Please talk about like these other massive blocks, like these
Speaker 1: massive voting blocks that have chunk a huge ability to
Speaker 1: sway rather than being like, well, Porto Ricans be offended
Speaker 1: by Puerto Rican jokes, right, fuck you. Like I'm just tired.
Speaker 1: I'm tired. And that also, we need more character actors.
Speaker 1: The lack of emphasis on good character actors. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: saw for rousa bulk and unrelated just to tie it up.
Speaker 1: That also we need I want more of those like
Speaker 1: really specific look character actors rather than all these like
Speaker 1: you know, leading people that are impossibly beautiful. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want character act I want something different.
Speaker 2: I want texture. Not everybody needs a six pack and no, like.
Speaker 1: No, some people need like a freaky mouth and ears,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Mouth and ears? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Like where.
Speaker 3: Is our Steve Buscemi? You know, like they know they
Speaker 3: tried to claim that the two leads of Challengers were
Speaker 3: like rat boys, but they're.
Speaker 2: Both just like really hot. Yeah they could.
Speaker 3: They could easily play really hot if they wanted to. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: no like there, like these guys are fucking freaks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're symmetrical. Purports are like, you know, five percent off
Speaker 3: of what you would expect.
Speaker 2: From from mathematical perfection. But that's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just where is our where are our rat teens?
Speaker 1: Rat actors? That actually they aren't? Like again, our our
Speaker 1: world is diverse. Not everyone looks like a chiseled faced
Speaker 1: rat boy.
Speaker 2: Some of us all the reds. Uh, that's right, what
Speaker 2: a jam my overrated?
Speaker 3: Something serious keeping with the very serious and incisive political commentary. Uh,
Speaker 3: peace stream water delivery techniques having the water that comes
Speaker 3: out of refrigerators. Uh, Like the ice maker thing is
Speaker 3: so much like an extremely strong peace stream. Yeah, is
Speaker 3: a weird decision to me, Like, I don't know. Well,
Speaker 3: first of all, it like splashes back. It's too strong stream.
Speaker 2: Too intense, Like we have to we have, you know,
Speaker 2: matts inside urinals to deal with that stuff.
Speaker 1: I have one in my drinking cup.
Speaker 3: You keep a urinal Urinalah, but it would I mean
Speaker 3: the urinal cake wouldn't know the difference if you're putting
Speaker 3: it in one of those like ice makers.
Speaker 2: I don't know. There we we had water coming out
Speaker 2: of faucets for so long. It was fine. It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Soda fountains. I love a soda fountains. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: I feel like those are designed to be like kind
Speaker 3: of soft yet forceful at the same time. Water fountains
Speaker 3: have this like graceful arc to them, like turn one
Speaker 3: of those upside down. That should be fine. Even like
Speaker 3: the refill water bottle things on water fountains. Yeah, at
Speaker 3: the airport, like a facet, it's like, yeah, they're coming
Speaker 3: out like a faucet.
Speaker 2: They're great. I don't know why high end refrigerators need
Speaker 2: to piss the water into our glass so strenuously.
Speaker 1: I think it's because of the filtration process. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: they have to force it through and I'm not.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not. I'm on your side, jocke. It sounds
Speaker 2: like your team p stream. No I'm not.
Speaker 1: How dare you? I'm team pooh stream. Well no, you
Speaker 1: should just PLoP out and it just blobs. Yea biscus
Speaker 1: blobs into my cup. But yeah, no, I I definitely
Speaker 1: agree because it is also I have like bad water pressure,
Speaker 1: like in my kitchen, so it comes out real, it's
Speaker 1: coming out green.
Speaker 2: Mile style. It's is that a problems all over the place.
Speaker 1: No, because I went up the street to a friend's
Speaker 1: house and their ship was healthy.
Speaker 2: Healthy.
Speaker 3: Ye, our kitchen is healthy, but our shower in our
Speaker 3: bedroom will just turn off mid like the shower.
Speaker 1: That's you may you may want to talk to a plumber?
Speaker 2: Is that gang?
Speaker 3: If you can, you know, also give Jack some tips.
Speaker 3: How can he just on his own, maybe crank it
Speaker 3: up a little bit, you know what I mean? The
Speaker 3: peace stream, no, the shower stream, the shower, yeah, or whatever.
Speaker 2: We've been we've been working on it. It's a it's
Speaker 2: a true mystery. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look, Brian the editor also points out he hates how
Speaker 3: the fridge shivers and then size when it's done dispensing water.
Speaker 2: That's true. It is like a real like a fucking
Speaker 2: they're fine.
Speaker 1: It's like again, yeah, because you got Tom Hanks in
Speaker 1: the Green Mile attached to your fucking I.
Speaker 3: Feel like this is a Tom Hanks in the Green
Speaker 3: Mile situation where like whoever designed the refrigerator, You're coming he.
Speaker 1: I'll come and heal your refrigerator real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like John lay hands on it. Yeah, maybe that
Speaker 2: you'll be crying. You'll be crying.
Speaker 1: Wasn't Tom Hanks crying at one point because it was
Speaker 1: coming out all crazy. What's that one shot of him
Speaker 1: peeing in the field that is.
Speaker 3: So for people who don't know Tom Hanks, p's in
Speaker 3: all his movies. And then it culminates in The Green Mile,
Speaker 3: where his character's entire character motivation is that he has
Speaker 3: trouble pe and then John Coffee initials JC, don't read
Speaker 3: anything into that, lays hands on his dick and ball area,
Speaker 3: and then that night he has to pee and is
Speaker 3: prepared for a very unpleasant peeing experience, and then he
Speaker 3: runs outside kneels down, and it is Tom Hanks is
Speaker 3: like most He's acting so hard. It's like close on
Speaker 3: his face as he has the first comfortable pe in
Speaker 3: his life. I guess the issue was kidney stones, but
Speaker 3: like prodectual, permanent kidney stone, and he just has.
Speaker 2: This this look on his face, and that's weird.
Speaker 3: Going to you know, put out a fan theory about
Speaker 3: refrigerator water dispensing tactics that there's somebody who designed that
Speaker 3: who had like similar Hanks things. You know, we can't
Speaker 3: control what's in our unconscious. It's just you know, it's there,
Speaker 3: and Tom Hanks clearly has like something urine related that
Speaker 3: you know, league of their own. He has an extremely
Speaker 3: strong peace stream for it's going, I gotta go pee.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: He uses p after pee as an excuse in the burbs,
Speaker 3: and I think it saves his life and road to
Speaker 3: perdition if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2: But it all all cool.
Speaker 3: Me is this is this green mile, This is green mile.
Speaker 3: This is him kneeling down and having that. This is
Speaker 3: before that his petre is heled hikes that. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 3: we're looking at you guys.
Speaker 1: Look, November is almost your check That's all about prostate
Speaker 1: health check out, your check out, your your your plumbing.
Speaker 2: Check the state, yep, the prostate. That's what I call it.
Speaker 3: State of the Union. All right, those are some of
Speaker 3: the things that we think is overrated and underrated. We're
Speaker 3: going to take a quick break. We're going to come
Speaker 3: back and tell you what happened over the weekend. We'll
Speaker 3: be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 2: We are back, we are. And so in advance of
Speaker 2: Donald Trump had a.
Speaker 3: Madison Square Garden rally over the weekend, Democrats we're like,
Speaker 3: you know who else had a Madison Square garden rally
Speaker 3: at one point was the back then it was called
Speaker 3: the Pro American Rally, and it was a bunch of
Speaker 3: Hitler supporters and Nazis Miles, I'm not gonna lie. Heading
Speaker 3: into the event, I was like, they're really like built,
Speaker 3: Like what if they don't do that?
Speaker 1: They what if the rally is expectations right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it just felt like the Democrats were like
Speaker 3: a little bit like over leveraged on the watch this shit.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be just like Hitler's Pro American Rally in
Speaker 2: nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, maybe like we let people
Speaker 3: be surprised by that, because like this is not necessarily
Speaker 3: like they they could easily like change their messaging for
Speaker 3: a mainstream like New York media audience. But the Democrats
Speaker 3: know Donald Trump and the current Republican Party better than
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: Because they did you gave me a chance hu disappoint.
Speaker 2: They did not disappoint.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it was just too good.
Speaker 1: It was just all right there for them to be like,
Speaker 1: let's fucking do it.
Speaker 2: Let's just let him know.
Speaker 3: So he had actually spent a lot of the week
Speaker 3: leading up to it stressing that he's not a Nazi
Speaker 3: loving fascist on his day. He denied that he had
Speaker 3: ever said positive things about Hitler during his time in office,
Speaker 3: including that he needed the kind of general's Hitler head.
Speaker 3: I never said that, Trump said, in response to people
Speaker 3: questioning that.
Speaker 2: I would never. I would really really Okay, there's so
Speaker 2: many table. Yeah, what's that book by your bedside table there?
Speaker 1: It's main Camp f main camp camp like ChIL Maine
Speaker 1: spelled the same camp, Me and me and Camp Beth
Speaker 1: to a children's book.
Speaker 2: What's it about? It's about a kid who is in
Speaker 2: a concentration camp. That's my camp.
Speaker 3: So the message of you know, unity or I would
Speaker 3: never say that I thought Hitler did cool stuff didn't
Speaker 3: really come across in the rally itself. His childhood and
Speaker 3: David rem opened things up by calling Kamala Harris the
Speaker 3: anti Christ and waving around the literal crucifix like he
Speaker 3: brought a prop with him, like.
Speaker 2: Fucking, I know you're serious. Tearrot top. Yeah, just big
Speaker 2: crucifix holding it up.
Speaker 3: Rudy Giuliani claimed that Hamas trains toddlers to kill Americans
Speaker 3: during his unhinged speech.
Speaker 2: This guy's about to lose everything, by the way, also.
Speaker 1: Because of Donald Trump because of Donald Trump, Like he's
Speaker 1: gonna have to sell his like apartment and like sell
Speaker 1: all of his like knickknacks, including his like prized World
Speaker 1: Series rings. I think, to like offset all the damages
Speaker 1: he's liable for most of his Yeah, which, but he's
Speaker 1: got a lot of getting that.
Speaker 3: And then comedian and quotes Tony Hinchcliff of the kill
Speaker 3: Tony Podcast, which like, I've been hearing about this kill
Speaker 3: Tony podcast for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like people
Speaker 3: are like, oh, comedy like kill Tony.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they did in Austin. Dude, it's all part
Speaker 1: of that Rogan ship. Dude, it's really sick man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Again, they're just really awful to people. Every now and
Speaker 1: then there might be a funny person.
Speaker 2: But yeah.
Speaker 3: And so the titular Tony of kill Tony took the
Speaker 3: stage and uh said things like these Latinos they love
Speaker 3: making babies too. There's no pulling out, they don't do that.
Speaker 3: They come inside, just like they did to our country.
Speaker 2: Uh. And then he referred to Puerto Rico as a
Speaker 2: floating island of garbage. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is I think again really important to note that
Speaker 1: this guy is performing at what most people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a Nazi rally, and this joke, this joke
Speaker 1: even like the people there are.
Speaker 2: Kind of like, uh are like audible groan, Yeah, which
Speaker 2: is weird.
Speaker 1: I'll play it because I think it's important to year
Speaker 1: that this was a thing that a guy wanted to
Speaker 1: say and other people like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: This will be good, this will be good.
Speaker 7: It is absolutely wild times, it really really is.
Speaker 1: And uh, he looks he's looking like he's wearing his
Speaker 1: like my first communion suit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does his suit, is he but he is
Speaker 3: wearing a suit and he is at a political rally.
Speaker 3: That's important to note because I think his response has
Speaker 3: been like, I'm just a comedian.
Speaker 2: I'm just like up here riffing and doing that.
Speaker 6: You look like you're like my mom told me I
Speaker 6: need to dress good if I'm going to meet Donald
Speaker 6: Trump for the president.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 7: Like I don't know if you guys know this, but
Speaker 7: there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle
Speaker 7: of the ocean right now. Yeah, I think it's called
Speaker 7: Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, okay, right, that's so that's
Speaker 1: not good.
Speaker 3: No, he does the does the guys I don't normally
Speaker 3: follow the national anthem.
Speaker 2: That's like his response is like, come on, I'm just
Speaker 2: a median up here.
Speaker 1: He had like a real everything. It was there's black jokes.
Speaker 1: He's talking about carving up water.
Speaker 2: Melody, like the water melon in the audience. Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: He was talking about Israel and Palestine, about rock paper scissors.
Speaker 1: He's like, Palestinians will throw rocks. He's like, and then
Speaker 1: he said quote and also we know Jews have a
Speaker 1: hard time throwing that paper and was like making it.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking hack and racist and offensive and
Speaker 1: just nonsense that it's just wild. Also to see the
Speaker 1: defense of this shit because it it was, it was indefensible.
Speaker 1: And then Tony Hinch because like some people don't like
Speaker 1: comedy or whatever, he like retweeted he retweeted Rickles doing
Speaker 1: like an event for Ronald Reagan. Yeah, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: comedian edgy. Comedians don't perform in political things. And it's
Speaker 1: like Rickles is like literally roasting every single person there.
Speaker 2: He's not going up there.
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, what do we think about Puerto Ricans? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like exactly, like such a misunderstanding of what
Speaker 1: comedy is and what just racist bullshit like vitriol masked
Speaker 1: as a joke is.
Speaker 2: And this was going on to a.
Speaker 3: Room of Republicans who you know, are running on a
Speaker 3: racist platform in the name of fascism and telling a
Speaker 3: bunch of racist jokes that are like fifty years out
Speaker 3: of date.
Speaker 2: Is man so punk rock man truth? Yeah, our brother
Speaker 2: really the man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the punching down in a way that is
Speaker 3: I guess very comfortable for the Trump Vance ticket. And
Speaker 3: he yeah, like you said, he keeps coming out and
Speaker 3: being like this is just like one joke that they
Speaker 3: took out of context.
Speaker 2: Watched the rest of the set and like the rest
Speaker 2: of the set is it's all yeah, all that.
Speaker 3: And then Trump's senior advisor has come out and said, like,
Speaker 3: this joke does not reflect the views of President Trump
Speaker 3: or the campaign, which is a little tough to argue.
Speaker 3: And it was said by someone in a suit standing
Speaker 3: at a Trump Vance podium scheduled speaker.
Speaker 2: He did not storm the stage and take the microphone.
Speaker 2: This is what prompter.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was, I mean that would
Speaker 1: even be like, like, brother, he loaded the teleprompter with
Speaker 1: this bullshit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's also like, in addition to the entire
Speaker 3: his entire set being that, like they're acting like well,
Speaker 3: the rest of Aeron Nazi rally had a message of
Speaker 3: peace and love. It did not know Stephen Miller came up,
Speaker 3: Oh my god and stated that America is for Americans
Speaker 3: and Americans only.
Speaker 1: I know I've heard that. Oh yeah, Germany is for
Speaker 1: Germans and Germans only. Great quote from uh a d
Speaker 1: Olf high Tailaire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's how you say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a slow only for Germans was a
Speaker 3: German ethnocentric slogan indicating that certain establishments, transportation to other
Speaker 3: facilities were exclusively for Germans. It was used during World
Speaker 3: War Two. It was like a Nazi meme. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like he forgot to write a speech until the morning
Speaker 3: of the rally and just started frantically googling Nazi slogan.
Speaker 1: Energy two from teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels over here is
Speaker 1: also wild. Like it again, you watched this and you're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: their whole strategy is let's just let the masks come off.
Speaker 2: We're fucking Nazis. This is it. Here we go, the
Speaker 2: cartels are gone. The criminal migrants are gone, the gangs
Speaker 2: are gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sir, this is a Wendy's yo. What Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Frosty machine is broken.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: The cartols gone. Okay, Jesus Christ, Okay. Who else do
Speaker 1: you want to expel from America's horr Americans and Americans
Speaker 1: only one more time? Americais horror America Ricken's and Americans only.
Speaker 2: One man and that man, ladies and gentlemen, that man
Speaker 2: took a bullet for you. He took a bullet for democracy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a self inflicted one in the in his bunkers
Speaker 1: when the Allies were posing in um Berlin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, good job. Yeah, that might have been in
Speaker 2: the back of his mind, of course I'm talking about Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that poor dog too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's worth watching the like the actual video of his speech,
Speaker 3: because it does like he is animated in a way
Speaker 3: that it's giving I don't know, I forget where I've
Speaker 3: seen that. It's like in some black and white clip,
Speaker 3: but his whole persona and hand gestures and energy is
Speaker 3: reminding me of something. And then there was like a
Speaker 3: bunch of weird shit that made me feel like I'm
Speaker 3: in a coma right now. And just like my brain
Speaker 3: is misfiring.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Doctor Phil showed up to claim that Trump isn't really
Speaker 3: a bully and criticize DEI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. And I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: torn apart for saying this. Yeah, his whole thing. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, what did he say here? His one say, well, now,
Speaker 2: wait a minute's on. Is it Trump a bully? And
Speaker 2: let me tell you why. The answer to that question is.
Speaker 6: No, because I'm not a real doctor or should not
Speaker 6: be listened to. So fuck everything. I say yeah, and
Speaker 6: then I think the Yeah.
Speaker 3: The one that really felt like it was in a
Speaker 3: bad dream is like Hulk Hogan tried to rip his
Speaker 3: shirt off and it like took him so long and
Speaker 3: he just like couldn't get it off, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't, like it's just wild. Here he comes
Speaker 1: out on stage with like a feather boa raven his flag.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Oh, come on rip it? Huh oh
Speaker 4: still can't rip it? Stid of looking at it, still
Speaker 4: still ripping. He's still ripping.
Speaker 2: He's gonna have a fucking heart attack trying to.
Speaker 3: So there's like a lot of desperation in the Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's doing it with like the energy that I have
Speaker 3: when someone's like a man or flies down, you know,
Speaker 3: you're just like frantically like, oh ship also.
Speaker 1: And it ripped all weird, like he couldn't rip it
Speaker 1: down the collar, so I think he ripped it. At
Speaker 1: the arm Steve scene, he's like, ah, look that the
Speaker 1: canners affecting me.
Speaker 3: Alina Habbah, who lost several cases uh for Donald Trump,
Speaker 3: took the stage to the sounds of All I Do
Speaker 3: is Win by DJ palled uh and then when Trump spoke,
Speaker 3: it was just all the.
Speaker 2: Same ship, the same ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fucking they can't pay for hurricanes because of migrants.
Speaker 1: They're shipping them in, they're stealing your your dreams. Just
Speaker 1: just all just the same, same, same, same shit. And
Speaker 1: he's really he's like he's definitely in his like Wu
Speaker 1: tang phase, because this dude regularly now is showing up
Speaker 1: like hours after his slated appearance time.
Speaker 2: He's on his lourn hill.
Speaker 1: Yeah easily, He's like, look, they'll wait, I haven't spoken
Speaker 1: in days.
Speaker 2: They'll wait.
Speaker 1: And then it sounded like there was some anecdotal videos
Speaker 1: of people kind of being like, all right, we saw
Speaker 1: the coherent racist speak.
Speaker 2: I don't need to hear Trump anymore.
Speaker 1: We might as well got to catch We got to
Speaker 1: catch the fucking you know, we got to get back
Speaker 1: to Staten Island.
Speaker 3: He did brag about having a quote little secret about
Speaker 3: the House that wouldn't be revealed.
Speaker 2: Until after the election, which chilling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the Hinchcliff line is definitely the one that
Speaker 3: is kind of resonating the most. Bad Bunny endorsed Harris,
Speaker 3: as did Ricky Martin immediately after. Florida Republicans are like
Speaker 3: scrambling to distance themselves, stating this rhetoric does not reflect
Speaker 3: GOP values.
Speaker 2: So then what is it? Well, why why did it happen?
Speaker 2: What is this joke? Bomb for a reason? It's not
Speaker 2: funny and it's not true, said Rick Scott.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, it's an election, your baby. Yeah, you better not.
Speaker 2: I hope that's I hope you're smart enough to be like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's kind of like a garbage island.
Speaker 1: Even though it's part of These are American citizens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, sure, sure sure.
Speaker 3: Tony Hinchcliff defended his speech and was like, these people
Speaker 3: have no sense of humor. Wild that because Tim Walls
Speaker 3: and AOC were like live reacting to the Nazi rally,
Speaker 3: and he was critical of the jokes, which is shocking
Speaker 3: but managed to hurt Tony Hinchcliff's feelings, like these people
Speaker 3: have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential
Speaker 3: candidate would take time out of his busy schedule to
Speaker 3: analyze a joke taken out of context and make it
Speaker 3: seem racist.
Speaker 2: What I love Puerto Rico and vacation there were there
Speaker 2: everyone ships on your fungo, bro, I thought you would
Speaker 2: eat that. You'd probably fucking subway or some shit. I would.
Speaker 3: I would change that to the past tense vacation there.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're gonna energy this time. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I don't know the last part too. I made fun
Speaker 3: of everyone. Watch the whole set.
Speaker 1: I made fun of black people, Jewish people, Stitians. And
Speaker 1: it wasn't even like really cutting. I was just shitting
Speaker 1: on people. Then he said I'm a comedian, Tim might
Speaker 1: be time to change your tampon.
Speaker 2: And so he says I'm a comedian and then tells
Speaker 2: a very funny joke to prove it. Yeah yeah, goodeah, No,
Speaker 2: he's good.
Speaker 3: And everybody who told me that kill Tony is funny
Speaker 3: should be very proud of themselves, but most comedians are
Speaker 3: were like, it's it's great to see like the worst
Speaker 3: person in comedy just being on the national stage as
Speaker 3: like a complete fucking hack, right, and like have him
Speaker 3: being a hack like possibly affect the outcome of the
Speaker 3: presidential election. And I'm sure sure this will all be
Speaker 3: forgotten three.
Speaker 2: Days from now. But yeah with whatever they news.
Speaker 1: But yeah, good job, good job, everybody, no notes, you
Speaker 1: did a flawless job of communicating to the world that
Speaker 1: you are a bunch of aggressive racist freaks.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 3: Great, Just a lot of kind of stories over the
Speaker 3: weekend that like the New Yorker dropped a profile of
Speaker 3: just Trump's relationship to billionaire donors, a lot of them
Speaker 3: claimed that they were going to abandon him, and it's
Speaker 3: it's just wild.
Speaker 2: First of all, like I didn't, like I know that
Speaker 2: there were.
Speaker 3: Isolated stories at the time during his first administration where
Speaker 3: he was just like asking his friends from mar A
Speaker 3: Lago to like be like head up the VA essentially
Speaker 3: like you know, just do all those wild shit and
Speaker 3: just so he just like gave important jobs to billionaires
Speaker 3: based solely on the fact that they are billionaires and
Speaker 3: so they must be smart because smart people he like
Speaker 3: literally says in the article, I don't want to hear
Speaker 3: from them if they haven't made a fortune.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they don't know how to actively exploit people
Speaker 1: in the most fantastic ways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't that can't take them seriously. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: so you know, now a lot of people who previously,
Speaker 2: a lot of the billionaires who previously have been like, well,
Speaker 2: we're not gonna support this guy. He's fucking a sick
Speaker 2: person and bad for the country, are now coming around.
Speaker 2: And there's a good quote that I just want to read.
Speaker 3: Sean will And, a historian at Princeton University, offered another
Speaker 3: key distinction. Trump's billionaires, many of whom have made their
Speaker 3: fortune as hedge fund managers, activist investors, and corporate raiders,
Speaker 3: tend to be highly motivated ideologues and individual operators. It's transactional,
Speaker 3: but their end of the bargain is a lot different
Speaker 3: than just having access to the President of the United States.
Speaker 2: Will It told me they see Trump as their instrument.
Speaker 2: This is an investment for them.
Speaker 3: To take power and like that really, like that's why
Speaker 3: I keep bringing up the business plot, Like the time
Speaker 3: good I.
Speaker 1: Even had to bring it up because it was relevant
Speaker 1: when you were gone. Last piece of history is but yeah.
Speaker 3: When the head like some of the richest people in
Speaker 3: the United States tried to stage a fascist overthrow of
Speaker 3: the government, like this is their chance, and like all
Speaker 3: the richest everyone's chance.
Speaker 1: Like when you look at the people who come out
Speaker 1: at this rally, it's not just it's billionaires who want
Speaker 1: to live in a world where they can sort of
Speaker 1: resist the tide of progress, where people would potentially be
Speaker 1: taking some of their money to better the rest of
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, there's a world where doctor phil is
Speaker 1: there because he wants to be in a world where
Speaker 1: he's still relevant. A world where Hulk Hogan is still
Speaker 1: relevant and not seen as like a racist fucking freak show.
Speaker 1: A world where Tony hinchcliffs shit like racist nonsense is
Speaker 1: considered quote unquote comedy. Everyone has like a stake in
Speaker 1: this in some weird way, and and by god, they've
Speaker 1: found a way to just wrap that all up into
Speaker 1: this like Nazi two point zero thing, and everyone's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I think this could be our shot to
Speaker 1: finally like you know, flash freeze society into this moment
Speaker 1: and I can just thrive in it forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think get it, like I don't know,
Speaker 3: like this world where it's a kleptocrisy ruled over by oligarchs,
Speaker 3: you know, like the richest people are going to be
Speaker 3: so entrenched in power after this administration if Trump wins,
Speaker 3: like it just feels like, uh, I don't know, and
Speaker 3: like the brazen ways they're going to use it to
Speaker 3: enrich themselves at the expense of others like that, you know,
Speaker 3: the amount of power Elon Musk is going to have,
Speaker 3: He's going to have so much fucking power. He already
Speaker 3: has like waight, like disturbing amounts of power. But if
Speaker 3: Trump wins, it's it's going to be uh yeah, my
Speaker 3: mind melting.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And even like
Speaker 2: the billionaires who aren't overtly Trump supporters fully Trump supporters,
Speaker 2: such as Jeff Bezos, are doing things to prepare.
Speaker 1: Okay, this for me with Bezos, this was it. But
Speaker 1: there's so many people who are like, Okay, that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm done with Basis, like brom this guy's of fun.
Speaker 1: All these people are fucking creatures of the night. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so earlier last week we were talking about how Patrick
Speaker 1: sun Shan, who's the billionaire owner of the La Times,
Speaker 1: basically fucking put the kibosh on any endorsement from La
Speaker 1: Times for comraders. Then now I think we didn't We
Speaker 1: weren't able to record because the news broke on the
Speaker 1: like at the beginning of the weekend that Jeff Bezos
Speaker 1: basically then also said Nope, you're not doing any I
Speaker 1: don't care if you have a quote planned endorsement, it's
Speaker 1: not happening. And then so the Washington Post, I'm just
Speaker 1: like they reported on this and in the article they're
Speaker 1: even like, yeah, he's this is a preemptive bending of
Speaker 1: the knee to Trump.
Speaker 2: Quote.
Speaker 1: Anybody who is as much a part of the American
Speaker 1: economy as Bezos is, they obviously want to have a
Speaker 1: good relationship with whoever is in power.
Speaker 2: It's an attempt to try not to be on the
Speaker 2: wrong side of Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think this is this is a great preview of what
Speaker 2: we're going to be seeing because like they don't.
Speaker 1: Give a fuck except their own money, about their own money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: So everybody who's in power is going to be doing
Speaker 3: their best to fucking appease him, like that's it's it
Speaker 3: is really, I don't know, Like it's.
Speaker 1: The other version where like I feel like maybe in
Speaker 1: like three years ago, it's like, oh, don't get on
Speaker 1: the wrong side of the consumer. Their values are X,
Speaker 1: so we don't want to we don't want to transgress.
Speaker 1: And now they're like, bro, I don't know, man, if
Speaker 1: we're going fucking like no breaks on this thing, then yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about the consumer because they'll
Speaker 1: have to get in line because I'm going to make
Speaker 1: the most money and make sure I'm aligned with the
Speaker 1: autocratic beings that are going to be really dictating things
Speaker 1: like the government contracts that I so desperately need for
Speaker 1: all of my for all of my businesses, like Jeff
Speaker 1: Bezos does.
Speaker 3: If you don't believe that Trump is going to be
Speaker 3: a fucking dictator, like the billionaires who have access to
Speaker 3: like way more information than the rest of us certainly
Speaker 3: seem to be acting like he's going to be a
Speaker 3: fucking dictator.
Speaker 1: Or they're just yeah, they're just looking at it and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, just because I'm sure with Jeff Bezos,
Speaker 1: his strategy is like, well, just in case Trump wins,
Speaker 1: I want to make sure I stay stay wealthy. And
Speaker 1: if Kamon w wins, what the fuck are they gonna do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's kind of like it's like, bro, I
Speaker 1: know it might look one way to you, but I'm
Speaker 1: fine either way. I'm fine either way. So I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna do this because again, twenty twenty one, Amazon was
Speaker 1: awarded ten a ten billion dollar cloud computing contract with
Speaker 1: the NSSA, and like, this is parts of like other
Speaker 1: many billions of dollars of deals that they do with
Speaker 1: the Department of Defense. Also, let's not forget Blue Origin,
Speaker 1: Bezos's space exploration company. They also are vying for multiple
Speaker 1: like billion dollar grants from the federal government. So he
Speaker 1: just he can't have that money hose turn off. Like
Speaker 1: you even sued the Trump administration previously for like being
Speaker 1: like I feel like we were on we were we
Speaker 1: missed out on this contract because I own the Washington
Speaker 1: Posts that had just objective coverage of Donald Trump, and
Speaker 1: I think that's not fair.
Speaker 2: So now you're doing your thing about like, well, we
Speaker 2: didn't say anything Trump, give me the money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I mean this is how dictatorships and authoritarianism works.
Speaker 3: And I do think like there's it's like Ezra Klein
Speaker 3: had this kind of essay last week that was about,
Speaker 3: you know the fact that Democrats are like kind of
Speaker 3: attacking Trump in all these different ways, and he thinks
Speaker 3: they should be like more coherent about the idea that like,
Speaker 3: the thing that is broken about Donald Trump is that
Speaker 3: he has no like executive control, no like editor which,
Speaker 3: which is like what makes him like entertaining to people
Speaker 3: is that he will just like suddenly talk about Arnold
Speaker 3: Palmer's dick or just like vibe out and play music.
Speaker 3: And it's also like what makes him really scary as
Speaker 3: a leader. And his point was that like the only
Speaker 3: so Democrats in their messaging have kind of left this
Speaker 3: question dangling of if he's so bad and crazy, why
Speaker 3: wasn't his first administration more of a disaster? And the
Speaker 3: answer is, first of all, it was really bad, but
Speaker 3: second of all, he was surrounded by people who were
Speaker 3: actively working against him the whole time, like right, he
Speaker 3: you know, at various points, he wanted to like withhold
Speaker 3: aid from California during wildfires because Gavin Newsom was mean
Speaker 3: to him. He wanted the military to start shooting George
Speaker 3: Floyd protesters in the legs, right, since then we found
Speaker 3: out that like there were people actively working against him
Speaker 3: to undermine him, and like we know that and Trump
Speaker 3: knows it, which is why we have like Project twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five and why that project is like so scary.
Speaker 1: But like if they're going after what made the first
Speaker 1: one go semi smoothly for societal issue, yes.
Speaker 3: So this time is different because this time, you know,
Speaker 3: the people he's preparing to put in his government would
Speaker 3: be trying to execute on his vision and we're just
Speaker 3: going to get all gas, no break Trump brain, which
Speaker 3: is going to be like truly disastrous.
Speaker 1: But also not just him because at this point they're
Speaker 1: fully like sort of like with Bush too, there's a
Speaker 1: whole group of people who are like, man, bro, we
Speaker 1: can work this motherfucker to get what we want done
Speaker 1: like this because Trump doesn't have a policy brain. He
Speaker 1: just wants to be out of trouble. And then just
Speaker 1: like how you know, the Heritage Foundation was able to
Speaker 1: be like Harry, why don't you try this stuff? He's
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, I don't care. He's like,
Speaker 1: just make make the money come in from foreign sources.
Speaker 2: Great, I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what also makes it very scary because now
Speaker 1: you have other people be like, how do we get
Speaker 1: what we want out of Trump being in office, because
Speaker 1: it's not like Trump has the fucking brain for anything
Speaker 1: except to sit in a chair and fart to the
Speaker 1: village people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also from the Heritage Foundation project, Esther was Esther Yeah, Esther, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was announced back early October. But I feel like, again,
Speaker 3: this might be one that the Democrats should be kind
Speaker 3: of digging in a.
Speaker 2: Little bit more on.
Speaker 3: But they're basically saying anybody who voices support for Palestinium
Speaker 3: rights or is critical of Israeli like military Zionism will
Speaker 3: be defined as anti Semitic and you know, treated as
Speaker 3: a terrorist essentially.
Speaker 2: Right, and deporting people.
Speaker 1: It's like, or if you're one of these part of
Speaker 1: one of these organizations that's advocating for this, and you
Speaker 1: are foreign born, we will deport you. If you're an educator,
Speaker 1: you will be fired and blacklisted. This is like everything
Speaker 1: they're like, if you're not if you're not from here,
Speaker 1: will deport you. If you're from here, will make your
Speaker 1: life impossible to live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that Terms like social network analysis are used
Speaker 3: in the document to describe surveillance, infiltration, and disruption of
Speaker 3: social justice movements. So they will be waging war on people,
Speaker 3: you know, trying. Yeah, it will be very similar to
Speaker 3: the Red Scare, but just with regards to Oh so.
Speaker 1: You'll be labeled anti Semitics. So are what are what
Speaker 1: of what of the consequences for like hate groups like
Speaker 1: Neo Nazis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does not mention Neo Nazis or the klu
Speaker 2: Klux Club. They're not identified as anti Semitism. Wait.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I would just use that as like cover to
Speaker 1: just sort of lock up dissenters.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's the sort of question that uh, an anti
Speaker 3: Semitic terrorist might ask.
Speaker 2: So I'm no, I'm just saying these guys like follow
Speaker 2: us no panto snap. Yeah, it's and they're like, sir,
Speaker 2: you have no Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is just it's I mean, look, we've got a
Speaker 1: week left. The poles are irrelevant because everything is basically
Speaker 1: within the margin of error, and in most cases, like
Speaker 1: we've said before, just heavily favoring Republicans just to be.
Speaker 2: Like, you can't we cannot get caught out again being like.
Speaker 1: Nuh, they're they're democrats.
Speaker 2: You're gonna win this one.
Speaker 1: It's like very much neck and neck all the time,
Speaker 1: although many people who I think are like, you know,
Speaker 1: looking at the cross stabs of polls or like these
Speaker 1: are being weighted very interestingly. And also there's a lot
Speaker 1: of partisan polling out there that's shifting the weighted average.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I've been talking about edder Mentum, who's like
Speaker 2: making the argument that like Republicans are being kind of
Speaker 2: given some extra weight in polling, and he thinks like
Speaker 2: Kamalo might be more ahead than people think based on
Speaker 2: the polling, and like his theory is basically just that
Speaker 2: everybody from you know, the poll aggregators.
Speaker 3: Who are including these partisan polls, to even like the
Speaker 3: New York Times, and like, I guess he says the
Speaker 3: New York Times has in twenty twenty two was generally truthful.
Speaker 3: But a lot of the you know, mainstream media seems
Speaker 3: to be obsessed with one thing, and that is avoiding
Speaker 3: any overestimation of Democrats at all costs. And so which
Speaker 3: makes sense because it does seem like the fact that
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen, twenty twenty, there were these polling mistakes that
Speaker 3: overrated Democrats. They're like, all right, so we just need
Speaker 3: to assume that's going to happen again. He doesn't think
Speaker 3: that's going to happen again.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's hard to say, but one point he's making is
Speaker 3: that there will be consequences to if, oh, sure the
Speaker 3: Republicans are being overrated in the polls, Like we already
Speaker 3: know that Trump will declare himself the winner of the
Speaker 3: election no matter what, And in twenty twenty, they were
Speaker 3: fully willing to like use trivia about In his article,
Speaker 3: he says they were fully willing to use trivia about
Speaker 3: Bellweather Counties and the predictive power of Ohio to back
Speaker 3: their claims that Trump won. This time, they would be
Speaker 3: guaranteed to have an extensive list of polsters showing Trump winning.
Speaker 3: So I don't know, Uh, I get the like prisoner's
Speaker 3: dilemma of them being like, well, we just can't show
Speaker 3: that Harris is like a favorite because if we're wrong
Speaker 3: again for a third time, we're so fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well then so what you know, maybe this fuck
Speaker 1: it like it's yeah, maybe maybe you should be yeah yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: if you're not good at your job and you're too
Speaker 1: afraid of what the outcome is going to be whether
Speaker 1: or not you can do it, you're in the wrong business,
Speaker 1: or the industry itself needs major rethinking, and how we
Speaker 1: you know, all this prognostication works.
Speaker 3: It seems like it does, Miles, It does seem like
Speaker 3: it does.
Speaker 1: It's big money, though, I'm telling you, man, it's fucking
Speaker 1: big money because it's it's like one of those things
Speaker 1: that's how you justify like your political spending, Like you
Speaker 1: do a thing like you go to a donor and
Speaker 1: be like, we need this much money to get you know,
Speaker 1: this bill through or an x amount of of votes
Speaker 1: or voters mobilized for this election, and then like you're like, see,
Speaker 1: look I got this.
Speaker 2: I went to a polster, very renowned.
Speaker 1: I paid them an exorbitant amount of money, and they're
Speaker 1: telling I got them to tell me the thing I
Speaker 1: need to tell you so I can continue to make
Speaker 1: money and then I can continue to give them money
Speaker 1: to do polls for me.
Speaker 2: It's all very yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's take
Speaker 2: a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about some
Speaker 2: bullshit and we're back.
Speaker 3: We're back, and we got so we got Dwayne Wade's
Speaker 3: statue reveal, we got Timothy Shallow, may lookalike contests that
Speaker 3: got weird, dude.
Speaker 2: So it was funny.
Speaker 1: When I was in New York, I saw that ship
Speaker 1: all through like Lower Manhattan on like all the elect
Speaker 1: I was I was gonna take a picture and send
Speaker 1: it to the group chat because I was like, this
Speaker 1: shit is if like the most New York shit to me.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, if you shall may look alike contest
Speaker 1: Washington Square Park and I was like this, I love
Speaker 1: I love New York. I love that this is glittered everywhere.
Speaker 1: And it was a real thing.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so it kind of went viral all right
Speaker 3: even before it started because of the aforementioned flyers that
Speaker 3: you saw. It was organized by that YouTuber who was
Speaker 3: also behind a quote cheeseball binging stunt?
Speaker 2: What really is that this year?
Speaker 1: See this is where I'm old man. I didn't know
Speaker 1: about this, you know. I was New York's cheeseball man
Speaker 1: one point seven million cool.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he wears a yellow mask and eats a
Speaker 3: bunch of cheese doodle cheese ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, cheeseball man. I think let's see how
Speaker 1: just whor is like the boomer fucking potato salad man.
Speaker 2: They just wanted to watch people eat.
Speaker 1: He's just he ate a tub of cheeseballs.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Man, Look, look, these are branding circuses, don't for
Speaker 2: the Yeah mym I am into the cheeseballing. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: cheeseball muck bang. Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is same guy, same guy. He knows how
Speaker 1: to get the city of New York. You know his
Speaker 1: work from the cheese ball guy. Does he have an
Speaker 1: IMDb page?
Speaker 3: He should has anybody started making like the YouTuber IMDb?
Speaker 1: There are some There are some people I feel like
Speaker 1: put their own shit on IMDb.
Speaker 2: I've noticed that, and they are heroes for doing that.
Speaker 2: It is movies.
Speaker 3: Anyways, this event, we got single Timothy Shallomey doppelgangers participating
Speaker 3: in a makeshift dating game. One guy was arrested and
Speaker 3: led away and handcuffed by the NYPD. We're not we're
Speaker 3: not sure conduct conduct did.
Speaker 1: Added Timothy. Timothy Chatla may look like contest that he
Speaker 1: got emmed up like that, but it couldn't have been good.
Speaker 1: Couldn't have been good.
Speaker 3: The host of the event got fined five hundred dollars
Speaker 3: and the winner was a twenty one year old student
Speaker 3: dressed as Wonka Challome, who was presented with a giant
Speaker 3: novelty check for fifty dollars, which they said they would
Speaker 3: spend on candy.
Speaker 2: That's a nice costume, it is? He did it? Really,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: I guess it's not a cheap hobby trying to look
Speaker 1: like Timothy Shallamy like that.
Speaker 2: No, man, that's trust me. It's fucking killing me. Hey,
Speaker 2: what's all that stuff hanging on the wall behind you?
Speaker 2: It's nothing? It's nothing.
Speaker 3: And that I am talking about my chalome where when
Speaker 3: I talk about needing things to be drier, because like
Speaker 3: you know, I'm doing costume changes all day and I
Speaker 3: need these things to be washed and cleaned and dried quickly.
Speaker 3: And then one of the attendees who's wearing a mask,
Speaker 3: pulled off his mask and revealed himself to be the
Speaker 3: real Timothy Schalloman.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what exciting times.
Speaker 3: He should have You should have competed, like that's the
Speaker 3: whole point of like going to your own lookalike contest,
Speaker 3: you compete.
Speaker 1: Well, the second he did, people just lost it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, there's no way that would
Speaker 1: just be so funny. He goes and just a body
Speaker 1: the Timothy Shallo may contest. Right, if I was competing,
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, this is stupid. Man Like, fuck you, Timothy.
Speaker 1: I'm out here trying to make my own identity based
Speaker 1: off yours, and you're coming in here with your scruffy,
Speaker 1: shaved head or short hair, and I'm I paid so
Speaker 1: much money for these plugs to look like you, Timothy.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine I just get a wild hair plugs.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm there too. They're like, sir, that hair
Speaker 1: is a questionable providence.
Speaker 2: Miles looks so good in a wig. We we we
Speaker 2: got to break out the wig for one of these
Speaker 2: video episodes.
Speaker 1: I need a shallow wig. I need a shallow may wig. Someone, yeah,
Speaker 1: send me a link to a shallow may wig because
Speaker 1: I need that.
Speaker 3: Someone who couldn't win a lookalike contest is Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 3: If he was trying to look like the statue that
Speaker 3: the Miami Heat just woveled a bad, bad statue. What
Speaker 3: a sad, sad moment for Dwyane Wade.
Speaker 2: Dwayne.
Speaker 1: I still every time every time I type it, I
Speaker 1: have to say it, why ain't in order to d
Speaker 1: w Why why? Why does this motherfucker look like this?
Speaker 1: Didn't he say, who's that guy? You caught that during
Speaker 1: the speech? He was like he was even like at
Speaker 1: the fucking unveiling for his own statue.
Speaker 2: This is him? Like that's crazy. I can't believe that.
Speaker 2: Who is that guy?
Speaker 3: I think likes like saying because he was involved in
Speaker 3: the design of the statue apparently. So this is just
Speaker 3: one of those situations where like, none of us, look,
Speaker 3: none of us know what we look like. You know,
Speaker 3: we all have like distorted pictures of ourselves. Uh, not all,
Speaker 3: but maybe like, uh, I feel like I have this
Speaker 3: where I'm like, you know, get get majorly focused on
Speaker 3: one thing or another, you know, and would would unveil
Speaker 3: a statue of me that looks.
Speaker 2: Looks absolutely whoa who's that guy? Who? Who is that guy? No? Seriously,
Speaker 2: who is that?
Speaker 1: I mean it's not great for concidering. How Look, I
Speaker 1: mean the statues outside staples look pretty good. I gotta say,
Speaker 1: like they like the people.
Speaker 3: I was like, where did they find these sculptors? This, Yeah,
Speaker 3: sculpting team did the Kobe? They did, Yeah, they did
Speaker 3: the Kobe and the Jordan. I think, oh wow, or
Speaker 3: at least a Kobe and to Jordan's So what there
Speaker 3: they must be so they must be Lakers fans or something, right,
Speaker 3: and they're like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: We'll hook you up. Dwyang, Yeah yeah, check this out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I said he looked like fucking Morpheus in
Speaker 1: the Matrix when he's getting interrogated and he's all hooked
Speaker 1: up all that those mistakes and shit, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's that's what this looks like to me.
Speaker 1: Other people said he looks like when Dorian put on
Speaker 1: the mask and the mask all Pierce.
Speaker 3: Does, his head is like all big and weird, like
Speaker 3: he looked. He looks like an action figure that someone
Speaker 3: put in a microwave, you know, if it was made
Speaker 3: out of something that like puffs up when it's in
Speaker 3: the microwave.
Speaker 1: Paul Pierce texted Tony Allen a picture of the statue
Speaker 1: and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, yo, is this you? It does kind of it
Speaker 2: looked more like Tony Allen, So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, credit to Dwayne, I mean, had a
Speaker 1: fantastic career. I hope he likes it matters. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just a little odd.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Does it look anything like him? It does? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Dwayne Wade, one of the most handsome men. Yeah, to
Speaker 3: ever play basketball. I feel like and they just went
Speaker 3: is it.
Speaker 2: Because they're trying to put the beard in.
Speaker 1: So it's adding a bit of thickness to his jawline
Speaker 1: and that's maybe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like beard era, he did have like kind
Speaker 3: of a bit of a puffy beard, and so this
Speaker 3: just makes it look like he's has a jaw.
Speaker 2: Implant or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like he got eyes too,
Speaker 2: like where you know, they just really missed on so
Speaker 2: many levels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, look, Dwayne, you got a statue.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: So that's all that matters. And it's it's wonderful. You're
Speaker 1: a good guy. So I think people it looks like
Speaker 1: people are going mostly easy on I think they're going
Speaker 1: harder on the statue makers than they are being like
Speaker 1: Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 2: But oh yeah, for sure, I don't. I in no
Speaker 2: way blame Dwayne Wade. Yeah, it also.
Speaker 1: No way blamed I.
Speaker 2: And this is and I my name is Jack O'Brien. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's a coward bezos move you're making right now.
Speaker 1: And I don't blame Dwayne Wade, thank you.
Speaker 2: I would not.
Speaker 1: I will not endorse any kind of critique of his statue.
Speaker 3: Or have also heard the gym teacher from Beavis and
Speaker 3: butthead if if you're familiar with that.
Speaker 2: Whoa, it kind of looks like that who had the
Speaker 2: buzz cut?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but yeah, yeah yeah coach Wasn't he called
Speaker 1: coach buzz cut?
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: He was always asking asking them to kick him in
Speaker 3: the jimmy. Yeah, it's It also captures him in a
Speaker 3: moment of celebration, so he's like screaming. But because of
Speaker 3: the material that it's made out of, Brian the editor
Speaker 3: points out, he just looks like he's Han Solo trapping carbonite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if Han Solo was black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got the same like kind of arms, sort
Speaker 1: of raised things.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and stream of anguish on face, even though
Speaker 3: it's supposed to be scream of celebration in ecstasy.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I think that's I think that's enough.
Speaker 1: I think that's enough. Yeah, I think that'll do.
Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
Speaker 2: the show. Ye what it is that'll do? What did
Speaker 2: what did you say?
Speaker 3: That'll do donkey, that'll do donkey, famous Shrek line, that'll
Speaker 3: do Donkey, that'll do don't.
Speaker 2: God damn, that movie would have been so much better
Speaker 2: if the farmer was Shrek. Bak you donkey? Yeah yes, please,
Speaker 2: Hey you want I P. Holly's right here.
Speaker 1: Just swap out Babe for Shrek and babe for Donkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Anyways, we know what we're saying. It's early.
Speaker 2: We're back now with all this episode of the show.
Speaker 3: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
Speaker 3: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about what supremacy, and
Speaker 3: we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye, b bye,