WEBVTT - Revvy 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:03.200 Attention Shoppers. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:07.880 Attention Shoppers Employees Only is an improvised comedy podcast about 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.920 the fictional big box store. Any similarity to real stores 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:15.040 or real people is completely coincidental. 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:23.680 By all right, everybody, Judge Jerry is calling this breakroom 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.080 to order. While I have you all here before we 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:29.720 open the store. I got a couple announcements. We are 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:32.919 instituting a new policy and sporting goods. All right, We've 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.720 got a couple of guys that come in and they 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:38.800 want to just hold the gun, aiming it stuff. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:39.600 They kind of. 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.880 Finger the gun and then they don't buy it. Right, 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:45.000 So I'm putting up their photos here in the break room. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:48.159 Tell these guys they can only hold the gun if 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:49.479 they're likely to buy it. 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.320 Jerry, Hey, Harry, how the hell are they supposed to 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:54.280 know what they want to buy? 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.200 The damn thing? If they can't feel the shaft of 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:57.279 the gun in their hand. 0:00:57.200 --> 0:01:00.680 Well, they can hold it. They just they have to 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:03.000 buy it if they hold it. I had to buy 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:03.920 everything I held. 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.039 Lois nothing we don't. 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:19.240 Say by everything. By and finally, uh, we are gonna 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.880 be wearing these badges going forward here. If everybody would 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.559 just take one, could you please put these on your 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:27.119 your uniform top. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:31.200 And just what the hell is these badges? 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:31.520 Say? 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:33.040 Ask me about Revy? 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:33.600 What? 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.679 What is REV? Revy is? 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:36.319 Uh? 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.480 You know, it's a new program that uh that the 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:41.360 store will be implementing. 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:45.080 It is a customer initiative. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.000 I don't know what it means. This could be some 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.920 white supremacy stuff, y'all could get me canceled. 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:52.480 Well, I don't know about that. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:54.480 But revy is what we used to call it when 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.680 you'd sniff coke right out of a fellow's tush. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.560 Yeah, Revy is not a sex thing, Jerry? 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:00.600 What is REV? 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.800 You are the king of too much information and too 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.560 many details, and right now you're just asking us to 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:08.359 wear a button that says ask me about REV. 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.800 But you're not telling us what Revy is. What's going on? 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:13.400 Okay? I don't know what REVE is? Okay? 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:15.760 Is that what you wanted me to admit? REVE is 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:20.040 a national bye well initiative. Okay, there's gonna be a 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:24.320 couple test stores to try it out, and it's very 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:26.160 important that our store. 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:30.320 Do well with REVY. Whatever REVE happens to. 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.480 Be great, I will put the badge on as soon 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:33.880 as you find out what reve is. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.640 I will find out and then when people ask you, 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.040 I will know and I will share that with. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.920 You will Honey, I'm too old to be doing any 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.800 damn rev unless it's a Saturday night down at Crystals. 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:47.000 Bye. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:51.160 Well, Barbie did it, first movie directed by a woman 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:55.040 to break a billion, But honestly, for me, it wasn't 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.200 feminist enough. I thought it was going to be more 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.720 like women talking. You know, call me when you make 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:02.480 a movie about the American girl dolls. Okay, those girls 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:07.760 survived slavery in two world wars. That is strength and adversity. Cellulate, 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:09.920 that's Barbie's biggest fears, Cellulate. 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:12.120 I mean, of course it made a billion dollars. Like 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:15.760 Barbie's been the number one girl's toy for what five 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:19.519 six generations. Look at all the boys toys that got 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:22.600 movies before we even got one. I mean, like, come on. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:23.160 What are we on? 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:24.480 Like Transformers? 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:29.320 Twelve file that Anniontorio Barbie's last year. For Christmas, they 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:32.040 got a book of essays by Friendly Woitz and I 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:33.560 got them some Lilith fair merch. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.119 You know then, did I'm sure they loved that? 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:36.840 You know? Oh? 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:36.960 Well? 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:38.520 I would not go to play with a doll that 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:40.800 if it was life size, it would topple over by 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:42.560 the size of its humongous tits. 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:44.760 That's not happening, not in Liz's house. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.560 Liz, you are complaining that Barbie isn't far left enough. 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:51.040 If it was any further left than what I saw, 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.280 it would have been a ho g minh trail. I 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:54.280 played with Barbie's. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.880 I played. Don't get me wrong, I love the damn toys. Ma. 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.120 Mama said that she knew I was gay, not because 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.480 of plagued with them my. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.560 Sister's Barbie's, by the way, but because I cut her 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:06.520 hair like Betty Davis. I thought it looked classy. I 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:10.160 gave her a cigarette, I gave her some magazines. I 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:12.200 would put her out by the pool. I'd fill up 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:13.960 the sink and pretend that Barbie was out by the 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:17.520 pool with a long telephone on a cord, gossipin. And 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.400 you know, after my mama and my sister went to bed, 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:22.760 that's when I started playing with Ken. I had Ken 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.400 sucking on g I Joe's like he was a lollipop. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:26.440 Well, then, I'm. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.720 Sure you love the movie because there were all these Kens. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.960 The Ken's got a dance number. The Ken's got a 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.800 whole plot line. I mean, the movie might as well 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:35.880 have just been called Ken. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:37.800 Now now she's jealous a Ken. 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.960 They had that Hurley Quinn girl up there yapping about 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:42.320 how hard it is to be a woman. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.279 Honey, that may be true. 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:45.880 But the one thing that is harder for me to 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.800 sit through then watching someone be a woman and is 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.279 having to hear another monologue about how hard it is 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:51.880 to be a woman. 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.400 I can't believe I'm about to agree with Arnold on this. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.000 Well, you know, there was some very sexy stuff that 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:00.560 happened in that Barbie movie, despite the liberal communist Poul what. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.919 I love that Seemulu, I love that Ryan Gosling, I 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:05.719 love the two of my I loved all of them Kens. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.680 The movie was incredibly heteronormative. Did you not have any 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:11.360 feelings about that? There were no Kens together, there were 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:16.520 no Barbie Barbie's together. There was just boy girl Barbie Pears. 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:17.000 Honey. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.720 I lived in Atlanta ten years. I am perfectly fine 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.760 in the heteronormative world. And you could put me in 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.800 a Mojo Dozo Casa house. Even though Ken doesn't have 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.640 anything down there, He's gonna have a fun time, Arnold. 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:31.200 I feel your Mojo Doojo Casa House would be very 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:32.919 sticky all services. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:34.479 I would be scared to go in. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.360 Well, honey, then you can meet me at a third location. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.800 Doesn't it feel like Hollywood is regressing? 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:43.080 In the nineties, we had movies about adult issues, and 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:46.240 then it was all superheroes, and now it's Barbie. In 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.159 ten years, it's going to be like and the Oscar 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:51.760 goes to this Little Piggy went to Market, directed. 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.800 By Ann Coulter, bye Way. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:06:01.080 Well that's four for four for Trump indicted number four 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:02.640 quatro quatroll. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.080 I just cannot. 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:08.000 I know all y'all hate Donald Trump, but you must 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:11.400 admit skipping that debate was a stroke up genius. Don't 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:14.000 ever stand on a debate stage with five goons who 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:15.880 don't know what the hell they're doing. Only one of 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.680 them that looked any good was Vivek Ramaswammy. I would 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:21.560 consider him as a candidate and anything else if he 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.440 wanted to. He's young, dark and handsome. 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:25.960 That's what I watch it for. It's not about politics 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:29.520 no more. It's about what is Trump gonna say? Imagine 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.760 what he was gonna say to Ramu swammy. He probably 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:34.800 said your name sound like a Harry Potter spell. I'm 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:35.719 not listening to you. 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:37.839 He would have went crazy, you know. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:40.680 He called Christy Krispy Kreme one time and act like 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:41.640 it was an accident. 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:43.440 He was like, Krispy Kree, excuse me. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.480 I was like, Yo, this dude is crazy. I can't 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.800 wait till politics get all the way to the point 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:51.920 where it's just wrestling man. Like I think Trump might 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.400 say he not coming to the next debate, and he 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.080 gonna come up from the ground like the Undertaker with 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:59.279 fire and sparks coming out. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.320 Why is he allowed to run four indictments If you 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:03.919 have one indictment, I don't even think they let you 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:06.599 rent a car. He could actually win the election and 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.240 pardon himself. Like I've started. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:13.360 Smoking again, Virginia slims. Those are disgusting. I'm eating all 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:18.200 these transvats. I might start macro dosing mushrooms. I don't 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:18.720 know what to do. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:19.679 I can't. 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:22.080 I don't want to rain on your parade, but you're 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.880 going to have to take them floats and drive them 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:27.280 back to the garage, because you know, these indictments are bullshit. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.080 There ain't no way that one man could break that 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:33.720 many laws at the same time. It's physically impossible. They 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.240 are trying to railroad him, and I know something about that. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.280 Whatever you say, Arnold, but I just think four states, 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.840 four different charges. There's no way he's getting off scott 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:43.720 free on all of them. 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.800 Do you think that the first prosecutor is mad everyone 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:51.200 else is stealing his thunder these other indictments like wearing 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:52.160 white to a wedding. 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:52.640 I don't know. 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.640 I never thought I'd be taking this side of Georgia. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.480 You know, there's Confederate flags down there like welcome matts. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.960 But here I am go Georgia. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.320 How are you gonna say, go Georgia when you they're 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:05.320 having us believe that Georgio went for Joe Biden. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:06.960 That doesn't make no sense. 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:11.080 Republican governor, the Republican lieutenant governor, and the Republican Secretary 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:14.240 of State said the election wasn't stolen. That's people on 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.920 your team. That's like that commercial where that dumb ass 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.360 kid tells that the ball was out on him. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.120 Go ahead, Robert, put him in jail. 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.760 Y'all realize if you're gonna indict him, you're gonna give 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:24.960 him another million votes. 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:28.160 If he goes to jail, he's gonna be good. The 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:31.720 Arian Brotherhood is gonna love him. They already getting tattoos 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.520 of him with a Hitler mustache. And then the Black dudes. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.840 They just want to know about Snoop Dogg and Omarosa 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.400 and what's Lil John really like in his real life? 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.120 And can you get in my mixtape? 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.640 He's pretty charismatic, you know. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:45.000 I hate to say it. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.840 I don't want to think about Trump being popular in jail. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.920 You're right, though, it's getting his numbers up. Every time 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:52.560 he gets indicted, his numbers go up. 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:53.640 Robert's right about that. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.760 If you throw him in prison, he's gonna be like 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:59.720 our Nelson Mandela. He's gonna be exactly like our Nelson Mandela. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.920 But for people like us who watch Yellowstone. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:09.280 By look at this. The Biden administration is getting rid 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:13.800 of junk fees. Junk fees, you know, like the extra 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.040 fees they text you on stuff for everything. 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.959 Joe Biden thinking he can get my vote just by 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.920 saving me sixteen dollars and ninety nine cents out of 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:25.720 the twelve month calendar year. Honey, you're robbing us bond. 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:28.680 You think I can't read the news about bitcoin. What's 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:31.640 happening to the US dollar? They're sinking it like a 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:34.840 rock into a swamp. Hell, you saw that song. Dollar 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:35.679 ain't worth shit. 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:37.560 You know how many junk fees I done paid in 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:41.520 my life for everything? Ticketmaster? Come on, man, ticket Master 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:45.839 is a plantation. That's why Master's in their name. They 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.240 take money from you from shows you don't even go to. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.960 How how to Beyonce affect my pockets? I have never 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.720 seen her? What am I paying for? It was a 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:57.000 behive feed I ain't getting no honey. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:57.280 Yeah. 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:59.960 It's like when you show up to Great Wolf Law 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:04.160 for a romantic weekend with your estranged husband, trying to 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:07.640 make things work, and you get this seventy five dollars 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.839 resort fee and I'm like, is this for the huge 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:15.079 champagne glass shaped bathtub because I thought that came included. 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.360 Yeah. I don't go to hotels no more. I just 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:18.319 go to Airbnb. 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.880 Well, I will tell you Airbnb is a fine place 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:23.800 to get some AIRPNP. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.800 Airlines can't charge you to sit by your kids anymore? 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.400 Why can't they do them like the dogs? When did 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.319 dogs and kids start being allowed on planes? Bring back 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.640 cigarettes on planes? And put kids and dogs up under 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.959 that bitch like they used to in the fifties. 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.640 I agree with you on all of that, Robert. They 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.080 got the seat squished so far damn together. You can't 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:44.080 even cross your legs at the knee like you should 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.880 be able to if somebody, If somebody sets me off, 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.360 I will start kicking that seat like a four year old. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:50.720 I'll drive them nuts too. 0:10:50.800 --> 0:11:01.880 I'll start kicking that seat and singing baby Shark, Bye. 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:06.600 God, damn it, Cherry, Liz, can you believe you put 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:09.600 me on the schedule for Labor Day? Like that's my 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:13.160 family's tradition. We don't work on Labor Day. It's called 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:16.000 labor Day. So annoyed. 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:19.040 Yeah, we should be completely closed on Labor Day. And 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.880 every year I try to get you guys to form 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.160 a union. Every year we have an impasse when we 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.520 try to decide on the logo. I think it should 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:28.920 be Rosy the riveter in a biwall uniform holding a 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:29.840 can of diet Coke. 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:31.160 I'm happy to model for. 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.760 A right Honey, Listening to you is like watching MSNBC. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:37.040 If there is anything I'm less interested in than just 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:40.000 unionize it in general in the first place, then it's 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.199 doing it under some kind of Rosy the Riveter shirt. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.720 If you want me marching in that parade, you better 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.160 make it Ricardo the Riveter. And I want to hear 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.640 his economic plan, and it better be free market, you 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:49.880 know what. 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.280 Making it a non binary person is a great idea, Arnold. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.839 But listen, you are happy with the way things are, 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.480 You're going to be just making pastrami sandwiches on Labor 0:11:58.520 --> 0:11:58.920 Day when. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.199 You should go, Honey, I'm not working. I'm not. 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.840 I have let everybody at Crystals know that I will 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.000 be doing absolutely no work on Labor Day and that 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:11.280 includes any kind of topping or even versatile topping. So 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.320 if you want this, honey, you can better understand that 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.400 the only sweat on my body this weekend is going 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:16.040 to be yours. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:17.920 Well that's what I said to them, not to you, 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:18.400 of course. 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:21.040 Yeah, of course we knew. We knew what you met, Arnold. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:26.480 Okay, I'm back, Hello, everybody. I have found out what 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:27.120 Revey is. 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.840 Oh good, it's a Labor Day miracle. 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:31.240 And what is it, Jerry. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.840 It's a new program that they're trying out at only 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.280 a few stores. Are store is one of the stores, 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:38.959 Lucky enough to try it out, and if I can 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:42.240 make it a success at this store, they're gonna put 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:43.840 me on the company website. 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:44.880 So that's exciting. 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.400 Wow. On the website, my face will not be on 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:49.560 the front page of the of the website. But you 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:51.959 go to the front page and then there's a news page, 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:53.960 and then you have to there's a map. You have 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.360 to click on our region of the map, and then 0:12:56.400 --> 0:13:00.679 that is going to take you to a list people. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:00.960 Will see it. 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:02.760 Jerry. What is rev. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:06.120 Rev is a new system where customers can get an 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:10.320 app where they pay a little extra to go to 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:13.320 the front of the checkout line here at Buywell. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:14.600 Oh my god. 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.840 It's not enough that we are price gouging them every day, 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.280 but now we're taking their dignity as well. One of 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:23.160 the only ways I can stomach working at this place 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.600 that is a corporate overlord is the fact that at 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:28.680 least all of our customers are equal. You come in 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:31.679 to buy a twelve pack of diet coke, you come 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.920 in to buy tampons, you come in to buy a 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.160 leaf blower. You're all the same as one another. And 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.640 now you're creating a cast system. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:41.920 Well, honey, if there's a cast system. I got an 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:42.679 audition for that. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:43.240 I know. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.360 I love auditioning. Arnold, have you ever done a play? 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.040 Honey, do you know who you're asking? 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:50.840 Well, I mean, honey, you are talking to the music 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.200 man seventy six trombones right here. 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.680 Oh my god, that your famous. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.400 Well people, now that you know what reve is gonna 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.760 be wearing the badges, that is happening. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:04.440 Okay, So here are the badges. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.679 I want them on the uniforms or there's gonna be repercussions. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:09.200 Okay. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:12.160 I've been trying to get on that company website for 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:15.000 a decade and it is happening. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:15.640 All right. 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:19.080 That is my final word and my final say. I'm 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:23.360 putting my Revy badge on. Ask me about Revy bye way. 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.600 Oh my god. Beyonce needs to get it together, child, 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:31.400 because like she's flip flopping, Like first she cuts Lizo 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.840 out of the song in her concerts and then she 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:36.720 turns around and shouts her out. It's like, who could 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:39.600 keep up? Beyonce is a millionaire and she's just siding 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:43.880 with another millionaire who is actively going against her workers. 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:47.240 I mean, yeah, I think harassment in the workplace is 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:51.280 a despicable crime and there should be zero tolerance, but 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.480 when the music is good, we gotta let something slide. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.600 You know, Normally I would not be about it, but 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.720 Beyonce does make it look pretty cute. 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.240 I mean, I saw where it said the dancers said 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.600 Lizzo took them to a strip club and made him 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:09.000 touch one of the dancers. That's a great boss. They 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.080 took you to the strip club until you go grab 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:14.600 a handful the smortgage board of booty. 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.440 Well, of course, you know Beyonce is gonna be on 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.680 Lizzo's side. They're kind always sticking together. 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:24.040 What they're kind Arnold. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.840 Honey, I don't mean black people. I mean popstars. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.560 Pop stars are always famously sticking together. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.880 All right, Arnold, I'm gonna let it slide this time, Honey. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.880 I love you, and I love your people. I love 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.400 every blessed black person I see in my life, and 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.200 I see a lot of them down at Crystals and 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:41.360 here at the store and when I go to church. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:43.840 I have a heart full of love, honey, And I 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:46.720 would never say something like that to you or about you. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:47.400 Now. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.760 I think that some of the social justice warriors have 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:51.880 gone too hard on the white people, that's for sure. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:52.920 I feel bad. 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.040 I mean, I'm just not good at canceling people like 0:15:56.880 --> 0:16:01.080 Michael Jackson still comes up atop on my Spotify. It's bad, 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:02.960 but you know what, I do draw the line at 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:06.320 R Kelly except for ignition and I believe I can 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.520 fly and bumping grind. I mean, I can't go back 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:09.880 and edit my college mixes. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.880 What do you want me to do? Throw the CDs away? 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:13.480 I can't? 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:18.479 Bye bye. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:20.640 Man. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.640 Look at this? Did you see this? In California? They 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:27.440 saying a flash mob ran into a high end store 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:31.280 and ten to twenty people grabbed like one hundred thousand 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:34.280 dollars worth of top end designer clothes. They're calling it 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.280 a flash mob. That is a crime syndicate. That sounds 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:38.120 like the foot clam. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.320 Yeah, flash mob dances to a Bruno Mars song when 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:44.160 someone gets engaged, right different do you think that? 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:46.640 Like one guy was like, oh flash mob what? 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:47.600 Oh dang? 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:49.200 I thought I thought we were just gonna be doing 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.040 the Chatras slide. Like I thought we were just gonna 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.520 TUTSI roll. There's probably at least one guy like that, right. 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.440 I saw the video and honestly, it looked just like 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:57.720 Black Friday at this store. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:01.360 They sprayed the security guard bear spray. How do you 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:04.159 even make bear spray? That's white people's inventions. Why would 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:07.440 you even need bear spray? Get from out there where 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.800 the bears are at, and you wouldn't need the spray. 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:12.520 Y'all want to gentrify the wood so bad. You got 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:14.679 a degree in chemistry to figure out how can I 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:16.439 make a bear have an asthma attack? 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:18.840 You're right, Robert, the bears were there first. 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:21.440 I am not gonna shed a tear for the bears. 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:25.000 And I will say this for these young hooligans that 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.280 are bursting into stores, they better I don't care if 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:29.520 they try it here and by well, but they had 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.280 better not try it by my deli counter because they 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:35.480