Speaker 1: Attention Shoppers.
Speaker 2: Attention Shoppers Employees Only is an improvised comedy podcast about
Speaker 2: the fictional big box store. Any similarity to real stores
Speaker 2: or real people is completely coincidental.
Speaker 3: By all right, everybody, Judge Jerry is calling this breakroom
Speaker 3: to order. While I have you all here before we
Speaker 3: open the store. I got a couple announcements. We are
Speaker 3: instituting a new policy and sporting goods. All right, We've
Speaker 3: got a couple of guys that come in and they
Speaker 3: want to just hold the gun, aiming it stuff.
Speaker 1: They kind of.
Speaker 3: Finger the gun and then they don't buy it. Right,
Speaker 3: So I'm putting up their photos here in the break room.
Speaker 3: Tell these guys they can only hold the gun if
Speaker 3: they're likely to buy it.
Speaker 4: Jerry, Hey, Harry, how the hell are they supposed to
Speaker 4: know what they want to buy?
Speaker 5: The damn thing? If they can't feel the shaft of
Speaker 5: the gun in their hand.
Speaker 3: Well, they can hold it. They just they have to
Speaker 3: buy it if they hold it. I had to buy
Speaker 3: everything I held.
Speaker 1: Lois nothing we don't.
Speaker 3: Say by everything. By and finally, uh, we are gonna
Speaker 3: be wearing these badges going forward here. If everybody would
Speaker 3: just take one, could you please put these on your
Speaker 3: your uniform top.
Speaker 1: And just what the hell is these badges?
Speaker 5: Say?
Speaker 6: Ask me about Revy?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: What is REV? Revy is?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, it's a new program that uh that the
Speaker 3: store will be implementing.
Speaker 1: It is a customer initiative.
Speaker 7: I don't know what it means. This could be some
Speaker 7: white supremacy stuff, y'all could get me canceled.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: But revy is what we used to call it when
Speaker 4: you'd sniff coke right out of a fellow's tush.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Revy is not a sex thing, Jerry?
Speaker 6: What is REV?
Speaker 8: You are the king of too much information and too
Speaker 8: many details, and right now you're just asking us to
Speaker 8: wear a button that says ask me about REV.
Speaker 6: But you're not telling us what Revy is. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Okay? I don't know what REVE is? Okay?
Speaker 3: Is that what you wanted me to admit? REVE is
Speaker 3: a national bye well initiative. Okay, there's gonna be a
Speaker 3: couple test stores to try it out, and it's very
Speaker 3: important that our store.
Speaker 1: Do well with REVY. Whatever REVE happens to.
Speaker 8: Be great, I will put the badge on as soon
Speaker 8: as you find out what reve is.
Speaker 3: I will find out and then when people ask you,
Speaker 3: I will know and I will share that with.
Speaker 4: You will Honey, I'm too old to be doing any
Speaker 4: damn rev unless it's a Saturday night down at Crystals.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 8: Well, Barbie did it, first movie directed by a woman
Speaker 8: to break a billion, But honestly, for me, it wasn't
Speaker 8: feminist enough. I thought it was going to be more
Speaker 8: like women talking. You know, call me when you make
Speaker 8: a movie about the American girl dolls. Okay, those girls
Speaker 8: survived slavery in two world wars. That is strength and adversity. Cellulate,
Speaker 8: that's Barbie's biggest fears, Cellulate.
Speaker 9: I mean, of course it made a billion dollars. Like
Speaker 9: Barbie's been the number one girl's toy for what five
Speaker 9: six generations. Look at all the boys toys that got
Speaker 9: movies before we even got one. I mean, like, come on.
Speaker 1: What are we on?
Speaker 9: Like Transformers?
Speaker 8: Twelve file that Anniontorio Barbie's last year. For Christmas, they
Speaker 8: got a book of essays by Friendly Woitz and I
Speaker 8: got them some Lilith fair merch.
Speaker 9: You know then, did I'm sure they loved that?
Speaker 5: You know? Oh?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 8: I would not go to play with a doll that
Speaker 8: if it was life size, it would topple over by
Speaker 8: the size of its humongous tits.
Speaker 6: That's not happening, not in Liz's house.
Speaker 4: Liz, you are complaining that Barbie isn't far left enough.
Speaker 4: If it was any further left than what I saw,
Speaker 4: it would have been a ho g minh trail. I
Speaker 4: played with Barbie's.
Speaker 5: I played. Don't get me wrong, I love the damn toys. Ma.
Speaker 5: Mama said that she knew I was gay, not because
Speaker 5: of plagued with them my.
Speaker 4: Sister's Barbie's, by the way, but because I cut her
Speaker 4: hair like Betty Davis. I thought it looked classy. I
Speaker 4: gave her a cigarette, I gave her some magazines. I
Speaker 4: would put her out by the pool. I'd fill up
Speaker 4: the sink and pretend that Barbie was out by the
Speaker 4: pool with a long telephone on a cord, gossipin. And
Speaker 4: you know, after my mama and my sister went to bed,
Speaker 4: that's when I started playing with Ken. I had Ken
Speaker 4: sucking on g I Joe's like he was a lollipop.
Speaker 6: Well, then, I'm.
Speaker 8: Sure you love the movie because there were all these Kens.
Speaker 8: The Ken's got a dance number. The Ken's got a
Speaker 8: whole plot line. I mean, the movie might as well
Speaker 8: have just been called Ken.
Speaker 5: Now now she's jealous a Ken.
Speaker 4: They had that Hurley Quinn girl up there yapping about
Speaker 4: how hard it is to be a woman.
Speaker 5: Honey, that may be true.
Speaker 4: But the one thing that is harder for me to
Speaker 4: sit through then watching someone be a woman and is
Speaker 4: having to hear another monologue about how hard it is
Speaker 4: to be a woman.
Speaker 6: I can't believe I'm about to agree with Arnold on this.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, there was some very sexy stuff that
Speaker 4: happened in that Barbie movie, despite the liberal communist Poul what.
Speaker 4: I love that Seemulu, I love that Ryan Gosling, I
Speaker 4: love the two of my I loved all of them Kens.
Speaker 8: The movie was incredibly heteronormative. Did you not have any
Speaker 8: feelings about that? There were no Kens together, there were
Speaker 8: no Barbie Barbie's together. There was just boy girl Barbie Pears.
Speaker 5: Honey.
Speaker 4: I lived in Atlanta ten years. I am perfectly fine
Speaker 4: in the heteronormative world. And you could put me in
Speaker 4: a Mojo Dozo Casa house. Even though Ken doesn't have
Speaker 4: anything down there, He's gonna have a fun time, Arnold.
Speaker 8: I feel your Mojo Doojo Casa House would be very
Speaker 8: sticky all services.
Speaker 6: I would be scared to go in.
Speaker 5: Well, honey, then you can meet me at a third location.
Speaker 6: Doesn't it feel like Hollywood is regressing?
Speaker 8: In the nineties, we had movies about adult issues, and
Speaker 8: then it was all superheroes, and now it's Barbie. In
Speaker 8: ten years, it's going to be like and the Oscar
Speaker 8: goes to this Little Piggy went to Market, directed.
Speaker 6: By Ann Coulter, bye Way.
Speaker 8: Well that's four for four for Trump indicted number four
Speaker 8: quatro quatroll.
Speaker 6: I just cannot.
Speaker 4: I know all y'all hate Donald Trump, but you must
Speaker 4: admit skipping that debate was a stroke up genius. Don't
Speaker 4: ever stand on a debate stage with five goons who
Speaker 4: don't know what the hell they're doing. Only one of
Speaker 4: them that looked any good was Vivek Ramaswammy. I would
Speaker 4: consider him as a candidate and anything else if he
Speaker 4: wanted to. He's young, dark and handsome.
Speaker 7: That's what I watch it for. It's not about politics
Speaker 7: no more. It's about what is Trump gonna say? Imagine
Speaker 7: what he was gonna say to Ramu swammy. He probably
Speaker 7: said your name sound like a Harry Potter spell. I'm
Speaker 7: not listening to you.
Speaker 1: He would have went crazy, you know.
Speaker 7: He called Christy Krispy Kreme one time and act like
Speaker 7: it was an accident.
Speaker 5: He was like, Krispy Kree, excuse me.
Speaker 7: I was like, Yo, this dude is crazy. I can't
Speaker 7: wait till politics get all the way to the point
Speaker 7: where it's just wrestling man. Like I think Trump might
Speaker 7: say he not coming to the next debate, and he
Speaker 7: gonna come up from the ground like the Undertaker with
Speaker 7: fire and sparks coming out.
Speaker 8: Why is he allowed to run four indictments If you
Speaker 8: have one indictment, I don't even think they let you
Speaker 8: rent a car. He could actually win the election and
Speaker 8: pardon himself. Like I've started.
Speaker 6: Smoking again, Virginia slims. Those are disgusting. I'm eating all
Speaker 6: these transvats. I might start macro dosing mushrooms. I don't
Speaker 6: know what to do.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 4: I don't want to rain on your parade, but you're
Speaker 4: going to have to take them floats and drive them
Speaker 4: back to the garage, because you know, these indictments are bullshit.
Speaker 4: There ain't no way that one man could break that
Speaker 4: many laws at the same time. It's physically impossible. They
Speaker 4: are trying to railroad him, and I know something about that.
Speaker 8: Whatever you say, Arnold, but I just think four states,
Speaker 8: four different charges. There's no way he's getting off scott
Speaker 8: free on all of them.
Speaker 9: Do you think that the first prosecutor is mad everyone
Speaker 9: else is stealing his thunder these other indictments like wearing
Speaker 9: white to a wedding.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I never thought I'd be taking this side of Georgia.
Speaker 8: You know, there's Confederate flags down there like welcome matts.
Speaker 8: But here I am go Georgia.
Speaker 4: How are you gonna say, go Georgia when you they're
Speaker 4: having us believe that Georgio went for Joe Biden.
Speaker 5: That doesn't make no sense.
Speaker 7: Republican governor, the Republican lieutenant governor, and the Republican Secretary
Speaker 7: of State said the election wasn't stolen. That's people on
Speaker 7: your team. That's like that commercial where that dumb ass
Speaker 7: kid tells that the ball was out on him.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Robert, put him in jail.
Speaker 4: Y'all realize if you're gonna indict him, you're gonna give
Speaker 4: him another million votes.
Speaker 7: If he goes to jail, he's gonna be good. The
Speaker 7: Arian Brotherhood is gonna love him. They already getting tattoos
Speaker 7: of him with a Hitler mustache. And then the Black dudes.
Speaker 7: They just want to know about Snoop Dogg and Omarosa
Speaker 7: and what's Lil John really like in his real life?
Speaker 7: And can you get in my mixtape?
Speaker 9: He's pretty charismatic, you know.
Speaker 1: I hate to say it.
Speaker 6: I don't want to think about Trump being popular in jail.
Speaker 7: You're right, though, it's getting his numbers up. Every time
Speaker 7: he gets indicted, his numbers go up.
Speaker 5: Robert's right about that.
Speaker 4: If you throw him in prison, he's gonna be like
Speaker 4: our Nelson Mandela. He's gonna be exactly like our Nelson Mandela.
Speaker 4: But for people like us who watch Yellowstone.
Speaker 7: By look at this. The Biden administration is getting rid
Speaker 7: of junk fees. Junk fees, you know, like the extra
Speaker 7: fees they text you on stuff for everything.
Speaker 4: Joe Biden thinking he can get my vote just by
Speaker 4: saving me sixteen dollars and ninety nine cents out of
Speaker 4: the twelve month calendar year. Honey, you're robbing us bond.
Speaker 4: You think I can't read the news about bitcoin. What's
Speaker 4: happening to the US dollar? They're sinking it like a
Speaker 4: rock into a swamp. Hell, you saw that song. Dollar
Speaker 4: ain't worth shit.
Speaker 7: You know how many junk fees I done paid in
Speaker 7: my life for everything? Ticketmaster? Come on, man, ticket Master
Speaker 7: is a plantation. That's why Master's in their name. They
Speaker 7: take money from you from shows you don't even go to.
Speaker 7: How how to Beyonce affect my pockets? I have never
Speaker 7: seen her? What am I paying for? It was a
Speaker 7: behive feed I ain't getting no honey.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's like when you show up to Great Wolf Law
Speaker 8: for a romantic weekend with your estranged husband, trying to
Speaker 8: make things work, and you get this seventy five dollars
Speaker 8: resort fee and I'm like, is this for the huge
Speaker 8: champagne glass shaped bathtub because I thought that came included.
Speaker 9: Yeah. I don't go to hotels no more. I just
Speaker 9: go to Airbnb.
Speaker 4: Well, I will tell you Airbnb is a fine place
Speaker 4: to get some AIRPNP.
Speaker 7: Airlines can't charge you to sit by your kids anymore?
Speaker 7: Why can't they do them like the dogs? When did
Speaker 7: dogs and kids start being allowed on planes? Bring back
Speaker 7: cigarettes on planes? And put kids and dogs up under
Speaker 7: that bitch like they used to in the fifties.
Speaker 4: I agree with you on all of that, Robert. They
Speaker 4: got the seat squished so far damn together. You can't
Speaker 4: even cross your legs at the knee like you should
Speaker 4: be able to if somebody, If somebody sets me off,
Speaker 4: I will start kicking that seat like a four year old.
Speaker 5: I'll drive them nuts too.
Speaker 4: I'll start kicking that seat and singing baby Shark, Bye.
Speaker 9: God, damn it, Cherry, Liz, can you believe you put
Speaker 9: me on the schedule for Labor Day? Like that's my
Speaker 9: family's tradition. We don't work on Labor Day. It's called
Speaker 9: labor Day. So annoyed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we should be completely closed on Labor Day. And
Speaker 8: every year I try to get you guys to form
Speaker 8: a union. Every year we have an impasse when we
Speaker 8: try to decide on the logo. I think it should
Speaker 8: be Rosy the riveter in a biwall uniform holding a
Speaker 8: can of diet Coke.
Speaker 6: I'm happy to model for.
Speaker 4: A right Honey, Listening to you is like watching MSNBC.
Speaker 4: If there is anything I'm less interested in than just
Speaker 4: unionize it in general in the first place, then it's
Speaker 4: doing it under some kind of Rosy the Riveter shirt.
Speaker 4: If you want me marching in that parade, you better
Speaker 4: make it Ricardo the Riveter. And I want to hear
Speaker 4: his economic plan, and it better be free market, you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 8: Making it a non binary person is a great idea, Arnold.
Speaker 8: But listen, you are happy with the way things are,
Speaker 8: You're going to be just making pastrami sandwiches on Labor
Speaker 8: Day when.
Speaker 5: You should go, Honey, I'm not working. I'm not.
Speaker 4: I have let everybody at Crystals know that I will
Speaker 4: be doing absolutely no work on Labor Day and that
Speaker 4: includes any kind of topping or even versatile topping. So
Speaker 4: if you want this, honey, you can better understand that
Speaker 4: the only sweat on my body this weekend is going
Speaker 4: to be yours.
Speaker 5: Well that's what I said to them, not to you,
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 9: Yeah, of course we knew. We knew what you met, Arnold.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm back, Hello, everybody. I have found out what
Speaker 3: Revey is.
Speaker 6: Oh good, it's a Labor Day miracle.
Speaker 9: And what is it, Jerry.
Speaker 3: It's a new program that they're trying out at only
Speaker 3: a few stores. Are store is one of the stores,
Speaker 3: Lucky enough to try it out, and if I can
Speaker 3: make it a success at this store, they're gonna put
Speaker 3: me on the company website.
Speaker 1: So that's exciting.
Speaker 3: Wow. On the website, my face will not be on
Speaker 3: the front page of the of the website. But you
Speaker 3: go to the front page and then there's a news page,
Speaker 3: and then you have to there's a map. You have
Speaker 3: to click on our region of the map, and then
Speaker 3: that is going to take you to a list people.
Speaker 1: Will see it.
Speaker 9: Jerry. What is rev.
Speaker 3: Rev is a new system where customers can get an
Speaker 3: app where they pay a little extra to go to
Speaker 3: the front of the checkout line here at Buywell.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: It's not enough that we are price gouging them every day,
Speaker 8: but now we're taking their dignity as well. One of
Speaker 8: the only ways I can stomach working at this place
Speaker 8: that is a corporate overlord is the fact that at
Speaker 8: least all of our customers are equal. You come in
Speaker 8: to buy a twelve pack of diet coke, you come
Speaker 8: in to buy tampons, you come in to buy a
Speaker 8: leaf blower. You're all the same as one another. And
Speaker 8: now you're creating a cast system.
Speaker 5: Well, honey, if there's a cast system. I got an
Speaker 5: audition for that.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 9: I love auditioning. Arnold, have you ever done a play?
Speaker 5: Honey, do you know who you're asking?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, honey, you are talking to the music
Speaker 4: man seventy six trombones right here.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, that your famous.
Speaker 3: Well people, now that you know what reve is gonna
Speaker 3: be wearing the badges, that is happening.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here are the badges.
Speaker 3: I want them on the uniforms or there's gonna be repercussions.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to get on that company website for
Speaker 3: a decade and it is happening.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: That is my final word and my final say. I'm
Speaker 3: putting my Revy badge on. Ask me about Revy bye way.
Speaker 9: Oh my god. Beyonce needs to get it together, child,
Speaker 9: because like she's flip flopping, Like first she cuts Lizo
Speaker 9: out of the song in her concerts and then she
Speaker 9: turns around and shouts her out. It's like, who could
Speaker 9: keep up? Beyonce is a millionaire and she's just siding
Speaker 9: with another millionaire who is actively going against her workers.
Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, I think harassment in the workplace is
Speaker 8: a despicable crime and there should be zero tolerance, but
Speaker 8: when the music is good, we gotta let something slide.
Speaker 9: You know, Normally I would not be about it, but
Speaker 9: Beyonce does make it look pretty cute.
Speaker 7: I mean, I saw where it said the dancers said
Speaker 7: Lizzo took them to a strip club and made him
Speaker 7: touch one of the dancers. That's a great boss. They
Speaker 7: took you to the strip club until you go grab
Speaker 7: a handful the smortgage board of booty.
Speaker 4: Well, of course, you know Beyonce is gonna be on
Speaker 4: Lizzo's side. They're kind always sticking together.
Speaker 9: What they're kind Arnold.
Speaker 5: Honey, I don't mean black people. I mean popstars.
Speaker 6: Pop stars are always famously sticking together.
Speaker 9: All right, Arnold, I'm gonna let it slide this time, Honey.
Speaker 4: I love you, and I love your people. I love
Speaker 4: every blessed black person I see in my life, and
Speaker 4: I see a lot of them down at Crystals and
Speaker 4: here at the store and when I go to church.
Speaker 4: I have a heart full of love, honey, And I
Speaker 4: would never say something like that to you or about you.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: I think that some of the social justice warriors have
Speaker 4: gone too hard on the white people, that's for sure.
Speaker 6: I feel bad.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm just not good at canceling people like
Speaker 8: Michael Jackson still comes up atop on my Spotify. It's bad,
Speaker 8: but you know what, I do draw the line at
Speaker 8: R Kelly except for ignition and I believe I can
Speaker 8: fly and bumping grind. I mean, I can't go back
Speaker 8: and edit my college mixes.
Speaker 6: What do you want me to do? Throw the CDs away?
Speaker 6: I can't?
Speaker 1: Bye bye.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: Look at this? Did you see this? In California? They
Speaker 7: saying a flash mob ran into a high end store
Speaker 7: and ten to twenty people grabbed like one hundred thousand
Speaker 7: dollars worth of top end designer clothes. They're calling it
Speaker 7: a flash mob. That is a crime syndicate. That sounds
Speaker 7: like the foot clam.
Speaker 8: Yeah, flash mob dances to a Bruno Mars song when
Speaker 8: someone gets engaged, right different do you think that?
Speaker 9: Like one guy was like, oh flash mob what?
Speaker 5: Oh dang?
Speaker 9: I thought I thought we were just gonna be doing
Speaker 9: the Chatras slide. Like I thought we were just gonna
Speaker 9: TUTSI roll. There's probably at least one guy like that, right.
Speaker 8: I saw the video and honestly, it looked just like
Speaker 8: Black Friday at this store.
Speaker 7: They sprayed the security guard bear spray. How do you
Speaker 7: even make bear spray? That's white people's inventions. Why would
Speaker 7: you even need bear spray? Get from out there where
Speaker 7: the bears are at, and you wouldn't need the spray.
Speaker 7: Y'all want to gentrify the wood so bad. You got
Speaker 7: a degree in chemistry to figure out how can I
Speaker 7: make a bear have an asthma attack?
Speaker 6: You're right, Robert, the bears were there first.
Speaker 4: I am not gonna shed a tear for the bears.
Speaker 4: And I will say this for these young hooligans that
Speaker 4: are bursting into stores, they better I don't care if
Speaker 4: they try it here and by well, but they had
Speaker 4: better not try it by my deli counter because they
Speaker 4: will be in for a surprise any flash mobs come
Speaker 4: in here with that damn bear spray. I got a
Speaker 4: fifty gallon tube expired djon A's just for this purpose. Surprise, bitch,
Speaker 4: you're blind. The problem is these damn children don't have
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ in their lives. If we put church back
Speaker 4: in the school, we wouldn't have these roven gangs of
Speaker 4: fashion Easta's snatching designer clothing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't have to worry about anybody coming in
Speaker 7: here running wild, trying to steal our products, because I've
Speaker 7: rigged the whole story with home alan traps. You come
Speaker 7: at me in hardware, I just pull on the third
Speaker 7: rake in a kid's bathtub full of paint cans falls
Speaker 7: on you from the top shelf.
Speaker 9: You can only get away with stealing fancy designer clothes
Speaker 9: in a big city, because if you do that in
Speaker 9: a small town, everyone knows your salary in every piece
Speaker 9: of clothing you have. The cops are going to be like,
Speaker 9: oh is that birdberry? You better come with us.
Speaker 3: By no, no, no, no, no, no, no stand back. Okay,
Speaker 3: then this is the break room and his employees only
Speaker 3: stand back.
Speaker 1: I said, quick, someone get a chair. We gotta we
Speaker 1: gotta wedge a chair under the doorknob.
Speaker 4: Here, come on, Ohney, Okay, I never want to hear
Speaker 4: that word revy again.
Speaker 5: After what they've done to me. We're to bed.
Speaker 7: It's talking about asked me about revy. Almost got me killed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, all these people are realizing at once
Speaker 8: that you can't all be first in a capitalist system.
Speaker 6: It's a zero sum game.
Speaker 3: I think it actually turned ugly when the people without
Speaker 3: the app formed that barricade in front of the checkout line.
Speaker 7: That's what happened is when you push people to the back, Yes,
Speaker 7: they rise up. Yes, okay, so you know I set
Speaker 7: all my booby traps right. The paint can swung down,
Speaker 7: hit that dude in the face. The iron fell on
Speaker 7: that one lady, and then the bowllet ball rolled off
Speaker 7: and crushed the one dude.
Speaker 1: Robert. We are so happy that you're okay. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that old man is okay.
Speaker 3: Well, he was coming at you. He was coming at
Speaker 3: you very aggressively, and I think you did the right
Speaker 3: I'll testify, Robert. I'll testify it with self defense.
Speaker 1: You had to do it. No jury in the country
Speaker 1: would convict you.
Speaker 6: All the same, Robert.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna get you the name of my friend who's
Speaker 8: a lawyer, because I feel like you're gonna have some
Speaker 8: questions to answer.
Speaker 4: I know I'm not supposed to smoke in here, but
Speaker 4: I am afraid to go outside with all those people
Speaker 4: swarming around like hornets.
Speaker 5: I'm lighting up bright here. You would not believe what.
Speaker 4: Just happened to me, y'all, are you okay? I was
Speaker 4: quartered by two men and they kept a man, and
Speaker 4: what is reavy?
Speaker 5: What is bravy? I want my revy.
Speaker 4: Put me at the front of the Revy line and
Speaker 4: we were right next to men's room, and they backed
Speaker 4: me into that men's room and I had to show.
Speaker 5: Him what it was.
Speaker 4: Okay, lord, honey, it was my idea, but I didn't
Speaker 4: know what I was getting into. They were playing me
Speaker 4: from two sides like a Tennessee tuba.
Speaker 1: I just got a text here. It's from corporate you guys. Oh.
Speaker 3: It says that Revey has officially been canceled. Apparently a
Speaker 3: manager at one of the other test stores was badly injured.
Speaker 1: They had to airlift him out of the store.
Speaker 3: There are riots nationwide at all the different tests by Wells.
Speaker 7: That could have been you, That could have been your ass. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so gung ho about rev Yeah.
Speaker 9: I mean, Jerry, I know that you were really looking
Speaker 9: forward to being on the website, but you know, maybe
Speaker 9: this is.
Speaker 1: For the best. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know. The ironic thing is Marsha that they're going
Speaker 3: to put him on the front page of the website.
Speaker 6: Wow, so now you know what you have to do, Jerry.
Speaker 3: You're right, Liz, I'm going back out there. Everybody stand back, Okay,
Speaker 3: everybody here, I am. I'm here to answer your questions
Speaker 3: about Revy.
Speaker 9: By Employees Only is produced by Imagine Audio and Pretty
Speaker 9: Fast for iHeartMedia, produced by Timothy Furnara. The associate producer
Speaker 9: is Wesley Hayes. It is executive produced by Ron Howard,
Speaker 9: Brian Grazerkarra Welker, Nathan Kloke and Jared Logan. Editing by
Speaker 9: Sujit Argowall and Timothy Furnara, Mixing by j Palizi, Casting
Speaker 9: by Sherry Henderson.
Speaker 6: Original music composed by Alloy Tracks.
Speaker 9: Liz is played by Kara klink Rich is played by
Speaker 9: Kurt Broneller. Victor is played by Ross Bryant. Marcia is
Speaker 9: played by Madison Shepherd. Arnold is played by James Odomian.
Speaker 9: Mia is played by Keisha Zoler, Shilah is played by
Speaker 9: Suba Argowall, and Darry is played by Jared Logan by
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