1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,479 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour, The Jesse 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. That's exciting. Well, actually that sucks. I kind 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: of wish it was the first hour because I have 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: a lot more to get to have a lot more, 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:20,280 Speaker 1: don't forget, asked doctor Jesse Tomorrow, asked doctor Jesse Friday, 6 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot Com. Doesn't have to 7 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: be political. It could be anything, but it can be. 8 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 1: This guy said, why are people not talking about the 9 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 1: number one reason to oppose Trump for a second term? 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,599 Speaker 1: He will be a lame duckt the minute he'd be elected. Yes, 11 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 1: it'd be great to have him win again, and that 12 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 1: would last for a week. Then what then what Ronda 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: Santis would have re election in four years to keep 14 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: his head in the game. Electing Trump as a strategic mistake. 15 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: His name is Reid. I liked one term presidents. I 16 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: think there should all be one term president. Look, if 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: you have negatives to say, I get that. There are 18 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 1: plenty of negatives to say about any of them. I 19 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: don't how long do we need him? Plus, let's do 20 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: consider Trump's age. I don't know that we want two 21 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 1: more terms. I realize he's in good health, his energy 22 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: seems good, and I'm glad about that. The fact he 23 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 1: doesn't drink probably helps a lot. I've always thought that 24 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: that helps. But Father Time's undefeated, all right? By the 25 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: Times Undefeated. Dear L Jesspo, this one's titled the Reason 26 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: People compare you to Russia. Eh, boy, here we go, 27 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: he said, dear L Jesspo's what, Chris, It's fine. You 28 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: are right to acknowledge. Then will only ever be one 29 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh. However, there is a reason people continue to 30 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: compare you to him, and you should humbly acknowledge that 31 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: as well. Like you, Rush had a way of zigging 32 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: when other talkers zagged. He looked at things from a 33 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: different angle that only he could do with his talent 34 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: on loan from God to do that as well. You know, 35 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: the Communists like every square inch of your glorious symmetric Oh, 36 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that. And you say what 37 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 1: many of us already know and think instinctually, but are 38 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 1: unable to articulate as eloquently as someone who attended community college. 39 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 1: You're not Rush, but your type of Rush it only 40 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: comes along once in a blue moon. I'm a Trucker. 41 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: I listened to a lot of talk. There's been a 42 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: void since he passed, not until I discovered you as 43 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: it been filled. That's about the nicest freaking email anyone's 44 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 1: ever wrote. Hello, he says, not to be totally positive. 45 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: Sometimes your voice trails off at the end of a sentence, 46 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: and I missed the last couple of words, Chris, is 47 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: my voice trail off? You know what I'm gonna do Now, 48 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna overcompetate at the end of every set what Chris, 49 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: I'm an over Now I'm gonna overcompetit at the end 50 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: of every sentence. I can totally see me doing that. 51 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot. That's totally something I would do. 52 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 1: Seth and Saint Louis go. So I'm pretty adventurous there. 53 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: Promo co jesse when it comes from food and I've 54 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: done alligator rattlesnake, frog legs. So I go to this 55 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 1: fancy restaurant and they have turtle soup. Okay, So I 56 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: ordered the turtle soup and it comes in a fall 57 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: which is the shell. Oh take me, I know. The 58 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: ottix of it alone was pretty weird. So I take 59 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: a bite a sip of the soup. It doesn't taste 60 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,359 Speaker 1: that good. But I bite into the meat and it's 61 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: the scally legs. You know what I'm talking about. The scale, 62 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 1: it was disgusting. I didn't even know they put the 63 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: scaly legs, and so I knew turtle was big. Isn't 64 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: it Japan? I think it's Japan where turtles big? What? Chris? 65 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: Can you people eat turtle? Does it count as a shellfish? 66 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: It's not a fish? No, I'm serious, juice, juice, canny turtle? 67 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:43,119 Speaker 1: Why okay, it's not Can't you make it kosher? Don't 68 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: you do something? Don't you have to have a rabbi 69 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: blessed or something. That's not how that works. It can't 70 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 1: be made kosher. It's your lost Chris, No scaly flippers 71 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: for you. Travis in Ohio, Travis and Idaho go yeah. 72 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: So I came home one day. We had we had 73 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: had a tight couple of weeks. Then meat l lata 74 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 1: top ramen um. My wife tried to surprise me by 75 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: having some New York State dinner ready for me. She 76 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: had a marrinating on the counter, came welcome me, and 77 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: so she she went back into the kitchen start freaking out. 78 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: I went in there. What's what's wrong, bab? She couldn't 79 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: find the steaks. We looked around for a second, looked over. 80 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: My dog is sitting on the couch like a bus, 81 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 1: licking his lips. Hi New York State dog steaks for dinner. 82 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 1: Let me tell you those idiot dogs, My dog does 83 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: us too. Oh. The you know is he's gonna get 84 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: in trouble if he gets caught begging. We don't let 85 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: him beg So what will happen is we have this 86 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: island in the kitchen. Does this little island in the kitchen? 87 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: He'll go to the opposite side of wherever anyone's standing. 88 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,280 Speaker 1: And then you look, and because my dog's an idiot, 89 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: all you see is his nose sticking over the top 90 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:11,279 Speaker 1: of the counters. He's trying to locate whatever's on there. Oracle. 91 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: I was sad to see the third US Army Infantry Regument. 92 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,479 Speaker 1: Regiment posted a diversity is Our Strength post in regards 93 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: to Blast History Month on their Facebook page. I look 94 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: out over the hundreds of stones at Arlington National Cemetery. 95 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: I can't tell who was what color, male or female, 96 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: or who their God was. I see Americans who fought 97 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: and died for me to see the sentinels of the 98 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: Tomb of the Unknowns fall to the communists. Hurts. His 99 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: name is Steve. Yeah, they look. They hurt you on purpose. Brother, 100 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: Remember they always remember. Why are they taking over this? 101 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: Like the military? Why they taking over the military. Why 102 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 1: can't they just leave the kids alone? Why can't they 103 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: they take over these things because they're sacred to you, 104 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: because there are things that matter to you the most 105 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,679 Speaker 1: most honestly, Why else do you Why would a drag 106 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: performer want to dance in front of children? What do 107 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: you gain out I don't know what you'd gain out 108 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,039 Speaker 1: a being one anyway, But if you are one, what 109 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: do you gain by dance? Why? Because you love your kids? 110 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 1: Because kids are precious to you. Remember the humiliation, it's 111 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 1: part of the ritual, humiliating you, degrading you. This is 112 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: part of what it is. It's part of what it's 113 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: always been. This is how they operate. Real quickly before 114 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: we get to these food calls again. You know one 115 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: of my favorite sayings, the system takes care of its own. 116 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: How all the corrupt pillars work together now and one 117 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: of the reason people in government will do things that 118 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: appear politically suicidal or a career suicide is because they 119 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 1: know they will be cared for by the system as 120 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,720 Speaker 1: long as they prove themselves to be good, loyal servants 121 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: of the system. People have been wondering for two years 122 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 1: why Liz Cheney would end her political career. You're the 123 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: Cheney family, part of American political royalty, which it's sad 124 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: we even have that, and now you just decide to 125 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: become this frothing at the mouth Trump hater, which everyone hated. 126 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,840 Speaker 1: You became a Democrat and it was very clear that 127 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 1: in a state as read as Wyoming, that she was 128 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: going to get bounced as the congressman up there, and 129 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: by the grace of God, she did. Harriet Hageman is 130 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 1: their current one and I love her. I love Harriet. 131 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 1: She's wonderful. I met her. She's just a wonderful person. 132 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 1: But anyway, Liz Cheney, people wondering, why would she do this? 133 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: I don't understand. Why would you do this? Why would 134 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 1: you do this? Headline Liz Liz Cheney lands on her feet. 135 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: This is from the Daily Wire with a gig at 136 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: the University of Virginia. Of these people, don't fail. Jen 137 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: sucky when she got done lying for Joe Biden for 138 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: two years. She didn't go to the unemployment line. She 139 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: wouldn't got a lucard of cable news gig Liz Cheney 140 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: when she got bounced in her election, she knew she 141 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: was going to get bounced long before the election. But 142 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: she got bounced anyway, and she lost. Why wasn't she 143 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,840 Speaker 1: worried about that though? Why wasn't she worried? She knew 144 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:19,040 Speaker 1: the system would care for her in one way or another. 145 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:23,559 Speaker 1: Maybe that's cable news. The university system is often used 146 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: for this. You see so many of these people. Joe 147 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: Biden did this at one point too well. I was 148 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 1: a professor at the University of Pennsylvania. They understand, you 149 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 1: just have to get out and get to other communist 150 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: fortresses and they'll care for you there. Okay, I was 151 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 1: kicked out of this fortress, but there's another communist fortress. 152 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 1: And I've been a loyal I've been a loyal servant. 153 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: Will you take me in and feed me that. These 154 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: people get out and they go on the lecture circuit 155 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: for universities. You know, it's crazy. They'll pay these people 156 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,680 Speaker 1: something like one hundred thousand, two hundred thousand, five hundred 157 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: thousand dollars for a speech the university. Will you go? 158 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: You have one speech in your step for well, I 159 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,319 Speaker 1: guess it depends on your lifestyle. I was going to 160 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: say a couple of years, but these people probably not. 161 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,320 Speaker 1: Probably a couple of months. But still that's freaking amazing. 162 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 1: All right, more of your worst food experiences and a bear. 163 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 1: You know, I like to give you survival tips whenever 164 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: I can. It's important. The National Park Services out there 165 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: trying to give you survival tips about a bear attacks. Well, 166 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,240 Speaker 1: I come from Montana, where grizzly bears will kill people 167 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,400 Speaker 1: every year. Every year they will hunt people down and 168 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,600 Speaker 1: kill people. It's really, really terrible. If you don't want 169 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 1: to die, you better stay buckled up for this next segment, 170 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:45,200 Speaker 1: all right, and then your food calls hang on. Feeling 171 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: a little stocky, follow like a subscribe on social at 172 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:58,440 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and 173 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach everybody how to survive a bear attack 174 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,720 Speaker 1: the same way. I don't know why you're shaking your head, Chris, Chris, 175 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,200 Speaker 1: Chris is still dismissive. Not I should you know what dismissive. 176 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 1: Isn't even right, not sufficiently appreciative of that time I 177 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:17,680 Speaker 1: taught everybody how to survive a saltwater crocodile attack. You 178 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 1: see these crocodiles, what are they used to? They're used 179 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 1: to when they're coming at you. They're used to you 180 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: swimming away to try to get out of their jaws. 181 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 1: It's what they're It's how God made them so reverse psychology. 182 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:40,680 Speaker 1: The crocodile, don't try to get away, try to dive 183 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 1: into the mouth and then choke him from the inside out. 184 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 1: He's not expecting it. His body isn't even made up 185 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 1: that way. The same principle applies, by the way, to 186 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: a bear. At Grizzly Bear, they say, oh, you know, 187 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,120 Speaker 1: you're supposed to make sure you hang up your food 188 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 1: far away from your camps, and make sure you wear 189 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:05,479 Speaker 1: a bell, get some bear spray, get a forty four magnum. 190 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: Those are all the basic things they try to teach 191 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 1: you about bears. And they also try to tell you 192 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,640 Speaker 1: to play dead. Well, they're on to that now they 193 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 1: know you're not dead. Don't try to play dead run 194 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,320 Speaker 1: at the bear. The bear isn't used to that, he's 195 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,839 Speaker 1: not ready to be intimidated. It's going to mess up 196 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: his tiny stupid bear brain. Run at the bear, and 197 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: like the old saying goes, you don't need a huge 198 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: caliber to kill a bear. All you need to twenty 199 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,560 Speaker 1: two to shoot your buddy in the knee with and 200 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: then you take off running and he dies. You live 201 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 1: to see another day. Always remember these helpful tips. It 202 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:48,080 Speaker 1: is funny the Transportation minister of Greece just resigned in 203 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 1: disgrace because there was a big train wreck, and ours, 204 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,760 Speaker 1: of course doesn't design doesn't resign. No one in our 205 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: government resign. Remember remember when no one resigned after Afghanistan. 206 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 1: Not one person, not one general resigned after Afghanistan. You 207 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 1: know why, you know, why are they? Why are they 208 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:12,160 Speaker 1: resign in Greece but nobody in our government resigns. Why? Well, 209 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 1: in Greece there's still some pride left in their nation. 210 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,840 Speaker 1: And I realized Greece has all kinds of problems. Why 211 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,800 Speaker 1: is their pride left in their nation? Well, it's they're 212 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 1: taught this in school. They're taught to be proud of 213 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,439 Speaker 1: their history, and there's all kinds of cool Greek history. 214 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: As they're not. They're taught to be proud of their history, 215 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: and therefore, by the time you get into government, you 216 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 1: have this sense of patriotism. But we don't have any 217 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,680 Speaker 1: of that anymore because from the well, I take that back, 218 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 1: our leadership doesn't have any of that anymore. You have 219 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,160 Speaker 1: plenty of that since kids today are taught from a 220 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 1: very early age that America sucks, and then as they 221 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: advanced through school, America sucks worse, and it sucks worse, 222 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: and it sucks works. And then you get a college 223 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,120 Speaker 1: and then they tell you not only does America suck, 224 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 1: but you should dedicate your life to burning it down. 225 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: So eventually, when you're in charge of something and that's 226 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:05,840 Speaker 1: something goes poorly, you don't resign. You don't care. You've 227 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 1: been taught to not care. That's why nobody resigns in 228 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:15,000 Speaker 1: this government. Danielle in Colorado, what's your worst food story? 229 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 1: It's daniel jets In. It's an honor. So I used 230 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,720 Speaker 1: to live in a conifer, Colorado, up in the mountains 231 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 1: and in a cabin. They don't have, you know, fumbing, 232 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 1: So there's an outhouse you've got to go outside and 233 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,680 Speaker 1: use on the middle of the night. It's the last 234 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:30,840 Speaker 1: thing you want to do is go out in the 235 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 1: cold and use that outhouse. So there's a thing called 236 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: a thunder mug, and you use it in your house 237 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,079 Speaker 1: to do number one number two during the night, and 238 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,559 Speaker 1: then you get rid of it in the day. Well, 239 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 1: thirty years goes by, We've been using this and I'm 240 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,840 Speaker 1: gonna get rid of it. Somebody in the valley says, 241 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 1: I'll take us, that's sure if i'm year goes by, 242 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 1: same gentleman gonna have a picnic. He's gonna make his 243 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: famous chili. Do we show up my dad and my brother. Yeah, 244 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,400 Speaker 1: I ever eat in the chili. And I go to 245 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:02,240 Speaker 1: get somewhere. I look and it's that forrest Ram Hicks 246 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: thunderbug that my family has been defecating into the last 247 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 1: thirty to forty years. Needless to say, we didn't need chili. Daniel, 248 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:15,319 Speaker 1: that is the most hilarious, horrific story I think I've 249 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 1: ever heard in my entire life. Oh my gosh, oh gosh, 250 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,160 Speaker 1: I'm just cringing over here. What in the world, Robert 251 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 1: Kansas go so Jesse. I love rack of lamb and 252 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,720 Speaker 1: my wife decided that she was going to buy me 253 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 1: some rack of lambs for Friday or for Father's Day. 254 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: And so the Friday, the Father's Day finally came along 255 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 1: and she's preparing it. And I see these two perfectly 256 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,040 Speaker 1: prepared racks sitting on the cutting board, and I think 257 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,560 Speaker 1: to myself myself, can I can I trust my wife 258 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 1: with these two perfect pieces of meat? And the answers 259 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 1: obviously no. I mean, I'm the grill master. I decided 260 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: I'm going to help her out and I'm going to 261 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,640 Speaker 1: cook these racks lambs for I. So I start my 262 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 1: grill and I based them with olive oil and rosemary 263 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 1: and fresh garlic and salt and pepper. I take them 264 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 1: out to the grill and I and I put them 265 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,880 Speaker 1: on in there, and I hear the fresh steering in 266 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 1: my mouth against water, and so I close the grill 267 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 1: and I go inside to make the mint jelly glaze 268 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 1: that's going to go over the top of the meat. 269 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 1: And then something happens with my children, and I get distracted. 270 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 1: And I know, I know, Jesse, that world class authors 271 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 1: don't get distracted, but for us common folks, we do. 272 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: And I got distracted. But his Father's Day, and so 273 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 1: I handle the situation from my kids, and I'm I'm 274 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:38,000 Speaker 1: feeling triumphant because I've I've conquered the situation with my children. 275 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 1: And then I remember the grill, and I run outside 276 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,840 Speaker 1: and I opened the grill and it's a raging inferno 277 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,400 Speaker 1: and so risking third degree burns, I reach in and 278 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: I grab the racks w I am off the grill 279 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 1: and I put them on the plate, and I'm looking 280 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 1: down at these two charcoal pieces of meat, and I'm 281 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 1: not going to be denied, So so I go inside 282 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:03,040 Speaker 1: and I I begin to scrape the charcoal off, thinking 283 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,120 Speaker 1: that there's got to be some edible piece of meat 284 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 1: in there somewhere, and I can't find any, but I'm 285 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 1: still not going to be denied, So I decided to 286 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: take a bite anyway. And I've never I didn't know 287 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:22,200 Speaker 1: what matchflight chart Kingsford tasted like, but I think I 288 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,280 Speaker 1: probably would have been better off eating charcoal that night. 289 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 1: That hurts, ma'am, Oh, that hurts. We did that one time. 290 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:34,880 Speaker 1: Not quite as bad to a a beef tenderloin, which 291 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,240 Speaker 1: will get like once a year Christmas time because there's 292 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,080 Speaker 1: so much money. Man, you overcook one of those bad boys. 293 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 1: I overcooked one tidn't But I think it was like 294 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: a seventy dollars piece of meat or something like that, 295 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,120 Speaker 1: and we overcooked it all. I wanted to cry, all right, 296 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,520 Speaker 1: we'll get to some more of these, but we're gonna 297 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,120 Speaker 1: get to Joe Biden has a plan and a couple 298 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,760 Speaker 1: of emails. Then we get to some more of these. 299 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 1: Speaking of food, I do have good news. You see, 300 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:06,159 Speaker 1: in the future, after they collapse the entire economy of 301 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 1: the world, and once the envirol Communists continue getting their 302 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 1: way and we start losing power for long periods of time, 303 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,440 Speaker 1: and now all this is going to happen. If you 304 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,360 Speaker 1: don't believe me, take a look at South Africa. It's 305 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,920 Speaker 1: already coming to various parts of the world. The good 306 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: news is we'll be eating better than burnt racks of lamb. 307 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 1: You know why we'll be eating better because the Jesse 308 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 1: Kelly's Show family, all the anti communists, we will all 309 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:36,399 Speaker 1: have emergency three month food kits from my patriots supply. Now, 310 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,399 Speaker 1: I'm not going to worry about burning mine, clearly he 311 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: needs to worry about burning his. But you need to 312 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: go get yours. It all says this. Everyone in your 313 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: home needs emergency three month food kits. Now, if you 314 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: already have three months worth of food, that's fine, don't 315 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,320 Speaker 1: worry about it. But if you don't, they have them 316 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,640 Speaker 1: ready to go. Man, they ship fast and free and anonymous. 317 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,679 Speaker 1: And you've got to have one of these. Buy it 318 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,679 Speaker 1: and stash it, and please don't tell anyone about it. 319 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,680 Speaker 1: Keep it quiet. Don't tell me, keep it quiet. Two 320 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,160 Speaker 1: hundred dollars worth of free survival gear right now when 321 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 1: you go to my Patriot Supply dot com. Go to 322 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,399 Speaker 1: my Patriot Supply dot com. Everyone in your home needs one. 323 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:17,680 Speaker 1: All right, what's Joe Biden gonna do to tackle COVID fraud? 324 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 1: Hang on, he said, Let me go and ask my wife. 325 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:33,600 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Jesse, on a recent show, 326 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 1: you were busy making excuses as to why it takes 327 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,879 Speaker 1: it would take too much of your precious time to 328 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,120 Speaker 1: record an audio version of your not yet but very 329 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: soon to be best selling book. I know You've got 330 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,119 Speaker 1: so many other important things to do between all the 331 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: fishing trips, dove hunting junkets, and rooftop tequila swinging towards 332 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,360 Speaker 1: the New York City, So I'd recommend that you let 333 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,400 Speaker 1: Chris record the book. That way, you can continue your 334 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:02,160 Speaker 1: pink flower, world famous author, part time radio host lifestyle 335 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,600 Speaker 1: while proving to the world once and for all that 336 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,280 Speaker 1: your imaginary friend is real. Or would it just be 337 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 1: fourteen hours of silence? Chris? Do you think it's fourteen 338 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 1: hours to do one of these audio book things? You 339 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,080 Speaker 1: know they're riding me about this thing. I told I 340 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:22,440 Speaker 1: told you that, didn't they? No? No, here's the thing, Chris. 341 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 1: Everyone knows why you want to do it. Money, all right, 342 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 1: I understand that money one. I don't even know that 343 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 1: they pay you to record it. I'm sure they probably would. 344 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 1: I know you'll find a way. You'll find a clause 345 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 1: in the contract. It gets it. I get that. But 346 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:41,200 Speaker 1: this might be the only book I ever write because 347 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,400 Speaker 1: I don't like writing. It was just one that I 348 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,159 Speaker 1: felt the need to write. It's I just felt very 349 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,480 Speaker 1: strongly about the subject. I have to do the if 350 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,800 Speaker 1: I do an audio book, don't I have to do 351 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: the audio version of the news I think I do. 352 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 1: I think people would be disappointed if they didn't hear 353 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:03,440 Speaker 1: my what that guy call it, malfass. If people didn't 354 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,480 Speaker 1: hear my Malfa's voice, then they would be disappointed. What 355 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:11,960 Speaker 1: Chris the audio version of the cookbook. I'm not doing 356 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,240 Speaker 1: a cookbook, Chris. I don't know how to make anything. 357 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 1: Joe Biden seeks one point six billion dollars. They'll love 358 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:24,360 Speaker 1: this to tackle COVID relief fraud. So in order to 359 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,200 Speaker 1: tackle the fraud, I just want to make sure I 360 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:31,639 Speaker 1: have this right. The government they told you you couldn't 361 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,879 Speaker 1: go to work. They destroyed your livelihood, They destroyed the 362 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 1: value of the dollar. After they shut you down, Republicans 363 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 1: and Democrats started passing massive bills and printing huge amounts 364 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,360 Speaker 1: of money to try to artificially keep the economy going 365 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,920 Speaker 1: after making you go home from work. And of course, 366 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,119 Speaker 1: because it's the government, there's a gigantic amount of fraud 367 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,320 Speaker 1: that comes with it. And having destroyed the value of 368 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:01,960 Speaker 1: your dollar and my dollar and destroy your business, now 369 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: they want to come and take more taxpayer money to 370 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:10,160 Speaker 1: track down all the other taxpayer money of ours they lost. 371 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 1: Do I have that correctly? How many times have we 372 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 1: talked about us being a late stage republic and how 373 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:22,800 Speaker 1: this is the looting of the treasury stage. It very 374 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 1: obviously is the looting of the treasury stage. Man, what 375 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: a sad state? Of affairs. You know what I want 376 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,320 Speaker 1: to hear. I want to hear about your bad food experiences. 377 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 1: That's what I want. Karen idaho Go. I was in 378 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:41,480 Speaker 1: college and I got went to the deli and had 379 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: a sandwich with mayo. I got rested food poisoning, and 380 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,439 Speaker 1: I was so sick. I had to go to the 381 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 1: hospital and was on ivy fluids. I had put a 382 00:21:55,640 --> 00:22:00,199 Speaker 1: note on my apartment door saying where I was. This 383 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 1: guy David that was pursuing me. He worked at a 384 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,520 Speaker 1: pizza place. He saw the note, didn't know why I 385 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:13,520 Speaker 1: was at the hospital. He um personally delivered a pizza 386 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:18,040 Speaker 1: to me. What a stud Karen, Please tell me you 387 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:26,120 Speaker 1: gave David at least one date after this. I had 388 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 1: no desire to eat a pizza. Karen. I know you 389 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,360 Speaker 1: didn't have a desire to eat the pizza, but let's 390 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 1: be honest. I've had Pooh's food poisoning and dysenterry. That's 391 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 1: the skinniest I've ever been. You were probably a knockout 392 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,439 Speaker 1: by the time you walked out of that hospital. You 393 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 1: didn't give him one date. I was already dating somebody else, Karen, 394 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,680 Speaker 1: David earned that date. David earn it. You could tell 395 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,680 Speaker 1: by her laugh she was a dime too. You can tell, David, 396 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 1: think how hot Karen was? Probably is. Think how hot 397 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,159 Speaker 1: Karen is? You see a note on her door and 398 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 1: you drive to the hospital to see her. She must 399 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,400 Speaker 1: have just been smoking hot. Dang it. He didn't even 400 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 1: get a date. I'm sick. And David, if you're listening, 401 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 1: I love you, brother. Karen was wrong, David and Georgia. 402 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,760 Speaker 1: Maybe this is him. David, are you the one who 403 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,879 Speaker 1: brought Karen a pizza and then got stiffed? No? Not me, 404 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 1: but I could have taken her one one not for 405 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 1: my bedtime snack. And about halfway through it, I thought 406 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,920 Speaker 1: a fountain coconut and I realized it was good. Turned 407 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:45,119 Speaker 1: out to be a fingernail. Oh, that wound up for 408 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,639 Speaker 1: a while. David. Now I'm gonna ask a question that 409 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,439 Speaker 1: I'm not sure I want to know the answer too. 410 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:55,159 Speaker 1: But do we know whose fingernail it was? Because this 411 00:23:55,280 --> 00:24:00,480 Speaker 1: actually this matters. It was not mine and it was 412 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:05,520 Speaker 1: not my wife, and nobody else up here. Well, that's 413 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,840 Speaker 1: basically the worst thing I've ever heard in my entire life. 414 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:14,720 Speaker 1: Al in Denver, go Yeah, two things. One is I've 415 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 1: eaten dog and it tastes exactly like you think it's 416 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,159 Speaker 1: gonna taste. And the other thing is I was a 417 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,439 Speaker 1: police officer and my duties took me to state prison, 418 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,840 Speaker 1: and while I was there, the inmates offered offered me lunch. Well, 419 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 1: I'm not stupid, so I didn't eat it. But as 420 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,680 Speaker 1: I was playing with the mashed potatoes, I pulled out 421 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:42,160 Speaker 1: of pubic hare. God, well, at least you were savvy 422 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,679 Speaker 1: enough to not eat it. Mike and Mississippi go, I 423 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: think you told me this time the crocodile hunt, because 424 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,399 Speaker 1: how sweet would that picture be with a crocodile? This 425 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,800 Speaker 1: on the inside liner of your colored adult color book. 426 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 1: You got audio version of Adult Color. But anyway, I'm 427 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 1: on the bust out in Mexico City all day long, 428 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 1: waiting for touring around, and I get I had already 429 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,719 Speaker 1: been bragging it. I would eat anything and anything, and 430 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:18,000 Speaker 1: we hadn't been bed, so they finally pull over. A 431 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: little kid comes running up to me and offers me 432 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,960 Speaker 1: some kind of meat on a stick, So I popped 433 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 1: him how many ever pasos he wanted, threw it in 434 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,639 Speaker 1: my mouth and started chewing and chewing and chewing, and 435 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 1: I finally got it down and I turned around and 436 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: everybody in the bus is hanging out the window looking 437 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 1: at me, and I just extinctly said what was that? 438 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:48,520 Speaker 1: And they said it would iguana, and iguana wasn't bad. 439 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,200 Speaker 1: The worst thing was later on it they gave me 440 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,840 Speaker 1: some kind of fruit that tasted like you had set 441 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,640 Speaker 1: a tire on fire and jumping out with a muddy 442 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,879 Speaker 1: boot doing the worst day. I still don't know what 443 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Speaker 1: kind of food was what Mike, who wanders around Mexico 444 00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:10,359 Speaker 1: City eating whatever he's offered, You know what, Actually, that's 445 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 1: probably not fair because we went down to Tijuana when 446 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 1: I was in the Marines. Hey Marines, listen to me, 447 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 1: your Marines in San Diego, don't do this. Tijuana is 448 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 1: a different place now. Okay, it wasn't that safe back then. 449 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,119 Speaker 1: It's a war zone now. I really mean that, devil dogs. 450 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,119 Speaker 1: You stay home, don't go down to Tijuana. But we 451 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,480 Speaker 1: of course went down to Tijuana because we never follow 452 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,760 Speaker 1: the rules. And they serve what I still say to 453 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,520 Speaker 1: this day are the best hot dogs I've ever had 454 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,480 Speaker 1: in my life. They have these vendors for a dollar, 455 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: you come out and they're just all over the sidewalks, 456 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,360 Speaker 1: and it's a hot dog wrapped in bacon, but it's 457 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,160 Speaker 1: all raw. I want to be clear about this. It's 458 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,000 Speaker 1: all raw. And they just throw the hot dog that's 459 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,200 Speaker 1: wrapped in bacon right there on the grill and they're 460 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,919 Speaker 1: growing and get up in front of you, and you 461 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 1: walk up to them and hand him a dollar when 462 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 1: you've had a couple of beers. And was really good. 463 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,040 Speaker 1: But my buddies did bring up several times, and I 464 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,720 Speaker 1: brought it up to are we sure that we're dealing 465 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,199 Speaker 1: with I mean, hot dogs are shaky enough? Do we 466 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 1: know what kind of meat we're eating here? And then 467 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: we just decided it's probably best to not ask any 468 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,120 Speaker 1: more of those questions. We will run through the rest 469 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,439 Speaker 1: of these calls and then talk about Walmart, and then 470 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,000 Speaker 1: we get the headlines that didn't get too and then 471 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,919 Speaker 1: it's asked doctor Jesse Friday time, and wait a minute, 472 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: we are hang on, we're only fifteen minutes away from 473 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,040 Speaker 1: the show. You know what that means. That means I'm 474 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,159 Speaker 1: about an hour away from laying down on my my 475 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,359 Speaker 1: pillow two point zero. And when you lay down on 476 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,639 Speaker 1: your pillow tonight, it's probably comfortable. Maybe you even have 477 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,919 Speaker 1: the original my pillows. Okay, so it's mega comfortable. But 478 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 1: does it have temperature regulating thread? Because mine does. My 479 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 1: My pillow two point zero has temperature regulating thread. You 480 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 1: probably wondered, I certainly did. How they were ever going 481 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,800 Speaker 1: to improve on the first one. Well, that's how they 482 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:04,320 Speaker 1: did it. I hate waking up hot, and I really 483 00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 1: hate waking up with my head hot. You you've been 484 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,359 Speaker 1: there with your hair sweating and matted to the side 485 00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,439 Speaker 1: of your face. Why not get something better from a 486 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 1: company that fights for us, shares our values. Let's let's 487 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,399 Speaker 1: put our money where our morals aren't. Huh. My pillow 488 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:24,679 Speaker 1: dot com promo code Jesse. All right, my pillow dot com. 489 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 1: Click on the radio listeners special Square, enter the promo 490 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,280 Speaker 1: code Jesse you get on my pillow two point oh 491 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,880 Speaker 1: buy one, get one free. My pillow dot com promo Jesse. 492 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,600 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember tomorrow is and 493 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,480 Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions and now to 494 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:50,080 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. All Portland Walmart 495 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:57,840 Speaker 1: stores to permanently close in late March. Ah, that's too bad. Now, 496 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,480 Speaker 1: you know what really genuinely sucks. It's sucks for the 497 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: people who do vote the right way in Portland. But 498 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,800 Speaker 1: this is coming for places like San Francisco. When Portland 499 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: and Chicago. Chicago has seen the Chicago was a business 500 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,880 Speaker 1: mecca because of its location. It's seen businesses just lea 501 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,280 Speaker 1: But the voters don't change. They go vote Democrat every 502 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:26,160 Speaker 1: single time, and they'll continue to vote Democrat until it's 503 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,640 Speaker 1: painful enough for them to take some ownership and make 504 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,880 Speaker 1: some changes. So you know what, I'm actually happy about this. 505 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: I'm thrilled about it. Clearly the pain is not bad 506 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 1: enough yet for people to look in the mirror and 507 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,400 Speaker 1: say maybe it's me. Clearly, it's not bad enough yet, 508 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 1: so they got to keep going. I'll by the way, 509 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,840 Speaker 1: do you see heavy d out there taking a little 510 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 1: shot at old Trump. We had personnel working for us 511 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,640 Speaker 1: who believed in the mission and anybody who didn't. If 512 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 1: anyone tried to leak or do anything, we got rid 513 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,120 Speaker 1: of them. And really, for the last four years, I 514 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: didn't have a single leak in my administration. And you 515 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,480 Speaker 1: could have the best vision in the world, make the 516 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,480 Speaker 1: best decisions as the executive if you don't have people 517 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 1: that will carry out that and implement it, then it's 518 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: not going to amount to very much. So we had 519 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,000 Speaker 1: that so when I would come out and announce our 520 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 1: next step, people could take it to the bank. That 521 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:21,080 Speaker 1: would be executed quickly and the results would follow. Oh 522 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,680 Speaker 1: it's getting spicy out there now everyone knows what's happening. 523 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,080 Speaker 1: They're circling each other. Trump's being a little more brazen. 524 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,680 Speaker 1: But that's a shot at Trump from VD, good as 525 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 1: it should be. Go fight, earn my vote, Mike Colorado, 526 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:44,720 Speaker 1: Go hey, Jesse, what's going on? Man? My story is 527 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,360 Speaker 1: about my buddies and I, who had been working on 528 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,440 Speaker 1: a boat. We went to breakfast in Key West and 529 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 1: we'd been drinking the night before a lot, and I 530 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,200 Speaker 1: hate it when people vomit around me, so I'm always 531 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,760 Speaker 1: trying to mitigate that. And my buddy ordered a drink 532 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 1: like sprite and orange juice, and he had been drinking. 533 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,000 Speaker 1: I could tell he was hurting, and I just noticed 534 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 1: a little hair on his drink, and I thought maybe 535 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,360 Speaker 1: I could just grab that and just kind of keep 536 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 1: him from getting sick. And I went to grab the 537 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: hair and just this was a long hair and it 538 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,120 Speaker 1: was wrapped around all the ice, and I went to 539 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,440 Speaker 1: pull it out and it just all the ice started 540 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 1: coming out of the drink. And then within one second, 541 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,680 Speaker 1: everybody was noticing what I was doing, and he just 542 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: started dry heaving and ran out of the front of 543 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: the restaurant and just ended up vomiting all over the 544 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,360 Speaker 1: in the front of the restaurant. And I was like, 545 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,920 Speaker 1: that's so bad. Oh crap. I hung up on him accident. Dang, 546 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:51,200 Speaker 1: that was a good story too. Sorry, Mike. Not the 547 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,040 Speaker 1: same Mike, A different Mike. I have a lot of 548 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 1: mics that listen to the show Mike and Washington Go. Yeah. Yeah. 549 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,720 Speaker 1: I was in school, had five roommates were lived in 550 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: the Big House, and one time we Buddy and I, 551 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,000 Speaker 1: one of my roommates, said hey, let's make some pizza 552 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,160 Speaker 1: for these guys. It was a Friday night and I 553 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,200 Speaker 1: had a gold Retriever at the time, and I had 554 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 1: some canned dogs foo and I said, well, let's let's 555 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 1: put some of this canned dog food on the pizza. 556 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,880 Speaker 1: And we did it. We put it on the pizza, 557 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 1: and then we realized, well, we don't have a whole 558 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,000 Speaker 1: lot of other pizza fixings for later, so we went 559 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,480 Speaker 1: to the store to get more pizza fixings, and in 560 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: that time my other roommates came home with their girlfriends 561 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,280 Speaker 1: and we had gotten back with the other piecea fixing, 562 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: and we looked at the pizza and it was like 563 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,480 Speaker 1: almost gone. And we started asking my roommates what happened pizza, 564 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:44,360 Speaker 1: and they said, uh, well, the girls were getting hungry pizza. 565 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: And then we all started we started laughing, and we 566 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,280 Speaker 1: told them what we did. And then they just look 567 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 1: at it was they had a man did They have 568 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,800 Speaker 1: a look of shock on their eyes. And then we 569 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: all started laughing. The girls were like listening on. Oh nothing, 570 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,360 Speaker 1: Oh that's terrible, dude. All right, all right, all right. 571 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:10,520 Speaker 1: Focus FBI threat tag created after the Supreme Court Dabbs 572 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:15,120 Speaker 1: ruling shifted focus on pro lifers. The whistleblower says, I 573 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,840 Speaker 1: know you already know this because we've talked about it 574 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,080 Speaker 1: a lot. I just want to make sure I reinforce 575 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:24,200 Speaker 1: how horrific it is what's happening right now. The Supreme 576 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,200 Speaker 1: Court overturns Row versus Wade because the Communists love to 577 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,560 Speaker 1: murder babies. They view that as a holy sacrament. They 578 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:37,240 Speaker 1: freak out. So in response to roll versus Wade being overturned. 579 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:43,400 Speaker 1: The communists who currently occupy your DOJ and FBI chose 580 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,160 Speaker 1: to take it out on pro lifers and started sending 581 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:52,560 Speaker 1: FBI SWAT teams to people's homes in full tactical gear. 582 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,240 Speaker 1: Do you even have you even wrapped your mind around 583 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 1: how corrupt and evil and frankly illegal that is? But 584 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,320 Speaker 1: that's where we are now. Are you starting to understand 585 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:11,399 Speaker 1: why I tell you get to a red state, make 586 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,280 Speaker 1: it redder? And if you're running one of these red states, 587 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,960 Speaker 1: listen to my voice right now. You need to be 588 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 1: shifting the focus of your state police, shift their focus 589 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:27,520 Speaker 1: into a let's stand up to the federal government focus. 590 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,840 Speaker 1: All right, we are going to need it in the future. 591 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,319 Speaker 1: It's going to be ugly out there. You need to 592 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 1: focus on protecting your home title for the time being 593 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,320 Speaker 1: because it's not just that they hack into your home title. 594 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,640 Speaker 1: This is what sucks because I don't even know how 595 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 1: to hack anything. It's easy for them, it's not difficult. 596 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,200 Speaker 1: It takes them less than ten minutes once they find 597 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,920 Speaker 1: it because it's in the cloud, they hack it, they 598 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,480 Speaker 1: forge your signature on it, it will look real, and 599 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,239 Speaker 1: then they go loan shopping. They go to how many 600 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,279 Speaker 1: lending institute are there a lot, and they'll find as 601 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,320 Speaker 1: many as they can, and they'll take loans out against 602 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,640 Speaker 1: your home. You will start getting late notices in the 603 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,640 Speaker 1: mail and you think you'll think they're junk mail. I'll 604 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,360 Speaker 1: look at this spam and you'll throw it away, but 605 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,720 Speaker 1: it's real. And then one day it's an eviction notice 606 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,279 Speaker 1: and you're having to explain to your wife while you're 607 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,960 Speaker 1: being evicted. But that's okay. You can just tell her 608 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,920 Speaker 1: you didn't go to hometitlelock dot com slash jesse and 609 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 1: sign up. I'm sure she'll be understanding. You can just 610 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,080 Speaker 1: avoid all this and go right now to hometitlelock dot 611 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,360 Speaker 1: com slash jesse. All right, hometitlelock dot com slash jesse. 612 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,920 Speaker 1: And now here's a headline. By the headlines, we didn't 613 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:44,680 Speaker 1: get to you. More than half of the world's eight 614 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,799 Speaker 1: billion people will be fat by twenty thirty five. There's 615 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,880 Speaker 1: no way half the world's population or feminist. Passenger speaks 616 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,719 Speaker 1: out about plummeting flight from Austin to Frankfort. Sure have 617 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,680 Speaker 1: been a lot of these incidents in the air recently. 618 00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,879 Speaker 1: Weird how they coincide with running out a bunch of 619 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,040 Speaker 1: pilots and stewardesses for a vax mandate and then hiring 620 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,880 Speaker 1: a bunch of diversity hires. Huh, that's odd, That's okay. 621 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,839 Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll all work out fine. Senator Tim Scott expresses, 622 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,840 Speaker 1: aunt don't care. It's Tim Scott US House votes to 623 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,480 Speaker 1: block ESG investment rule in the latest culture War. Salvo. 624 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,239 Speaker 1: I only read this because salvo is such a great word. 625 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,400 Speaker 1: It makes me think of like an artillery barrage. All right, well, 626 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,680 Speaker 1: we're gonna have some salvos tomorrow. Actually don't know if 627 00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,359 Speaker 1: that works for the show, but I wanted to use 628 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,160 Speaker 1: it in some way, and that's the best I could 629 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,360 Speaker 1: come up with. But either way, it's asked Doctor Jesse 630 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,279 Speaker 1: Friday tomorrow. GE's your questions emailed in right now to 631 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:47,280 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse 632 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,360 Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. We will have fun. We will laugh. 633 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,840 Speaker 1: They don't have to be political. I don't care what 634 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 1: they are. Let's just have fun. Sound good, That's all.