WEBVTT - 308: Menus 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:20.640 All right, We've got a great episode coming up for 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:24.960 you today. It is three oh eight. It is a 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:27.960 menu mini tell us about it. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:28.920 Okay. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:31.479 So in this episode, Coach is on a mission to 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:35.800 get Nick to work out, wanting him to avoid gaining the. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.800 Boyfriend fifteen, which is real, by the way. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.720 And Winston is dying to join them, even though his 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:42.720 injuries and body are telling him no. 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:45.000 I feel like the writers stole this from my real life. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:48.720 Speaking of no, when Principal Foster tells Jes that she 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.479 can't go on the field trip to the beach to 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:54.560 celebrate Ocean Conservation Day, she takes her aggression out on 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:59.080 hop Fu, the local Chinese restaurant that keeps sliding menus 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:02.840 under their apartment door. Meanwhile, Schmidt is feeling the foam 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.160 mo of not living an apartment four D because his 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.560 punk ass moved out, and he tries to install a 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:11.560 secret camera in there to monitor his friends. Gotta say 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.679 that is a bold but very smart thing to do. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:16.120 Uh. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.360 Illegal, Yeah, hightly illegal. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:22.080 I don't think it's illegal. If you say, hey, guys, 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.800 I'm putting a camera in here, and they say, okay, put. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.880 A hat on it. Plug it. 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:28.880 I know Okay, Yeah. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.679 That's that's that's that's strange. It is strange. But we 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:42.720 break back, Hannah. We just went to a commercial break 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:43.600 and now we're back. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:44.720 Do you want to. 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.920 Yeah, you want to tell the world who directed this 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.680 thing and he wrote this thing. 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:56.640 One of my favorite humans ever, period, point blank. Trent o'donald, 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:04.400 mister trent O'Donnell will soon, yeah, soon. I so many injuries. 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:08.000 I have to say. I'm working on a project with 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:12.000 him now, just sold a project with him. Now he's 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.200 not in people, but some people got news too, you know, 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.040 And I love him so much. I will say. He 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.480 has done a couple of shows that people don't know about, 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.560 or a few people know about in Australia that people 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:29.639 should find. One is The Moodies, the original Australian Moodies, 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:33.840 is Chef's Kiss, one of the funniest shows ever, and 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.600 the original first and second season of No Activity, the 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:44.359 Australian One, the funniest, some of the funniest things I've 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.760 ever seen. Comedic genius came to direct. We all loved 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:49.680 him so much. He stayed on and was our producing 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:53.160 director and now is like a dear friend and we've 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.600 all worked with him now on multiple things. 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:58.280 Since oh yeah, all of us have like. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.520 Director of Jake's movies and he's just the best. And 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:08.360 this is also written by Matt Fussfeld. Alex who this 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.760 is also a fun fact, met and fell in love 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:16.359 with his wife on the show New Girl. You know her, 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:19.040 you love her, Miss Liz Meriweather. 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:24.280 That's right, Alex ell Is, Yeah, you know, I always 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:26.840 imagined them. Just that's the reason why we haven't come 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:29.480 back for an other season, because they were busy fallen 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.240 in love and they said, they said, screw New Girl, 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.960 We're gonna just screw each other and have babies and 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:39.360 get married. And then the fans got to suffer. So Liz, Alex, Matt, 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:42.960 whoever's out there, gees start writing again. 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:47.440 I Mean, here's the thing, is it? I think when 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.480 the show was on the air, the number one question 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.760 was like, are y'all friends in real life? Or you know, 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.200 whats so and so really like? And now I feel 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:58.360 like the number one question we all get all the 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:03.520 time is reunion. And I go like, can somebody just 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:07.600 call Liz? We don't have the control. We hear the 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:11.760 questions so loudly we do. This is this is Liz, 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:13.320 we're all lined up ready to go. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.640 I think I think it's I think we've all said 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:18.880 at some point or one stage or another that yes, 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:22.240 we would be down to do it. During the Sexiest 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:26.000 Men A Live interview portion, you know, we were asked 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:28.560 that question quite a few times. And uh, and all 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:30.880 the guys are on board. Sounds like you're on board, 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.600 Hannah on board. I've like I've always done. I'm just 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.440 gonna speak for Zoe and say she's on board. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:36.720 All right, let's dive in. 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:41.320 Okay, So a menu for a Chinese restaurant and gets 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.800 slid under the door, and then you know, Nick gets 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.920 the bright idea that this Chinese Chinese food bed you 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.920 comes out, he should get breakfast. Uh, and he orders 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:54.280 take out for breakfast and then just walks in and 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:58.200 she let Nick's she lets Nick know that she is 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:02.240 not allowed to judge him anymore, be because she's his girlfriend. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:05.040 I think, come all over the place with. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:05.520 This so far. 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:07.159 No, you know what I'll say to you. When I 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:10.560 saw that happen, I was like I did. I wasn't 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:12.200 there for the judgment. I wasn't there for like the 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:16.480 little luck because why not? Why can't you have Chinese 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:20.200 food for breakfast, like so delicious pizza for breakfast. I'm down, Like, 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.240 it's weird if your body's hungry and you want to 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:23.800 eat something. 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.479 I never understood the thought, like the yeah, the order 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:30.119 of operations as far as what you're supposed to be eating, 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.840 you know, I heard, you know, maybe you start with 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.600 fruit because it's easier to digest and it's at the bottom, 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.320 and then it's so it doesn't sit on top of 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.560 the harder digest food, and then it starts the ferment 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:43.120 in your belly. 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:45.560 So that's the only thing that I've heard as far. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:49.320 As truly never heard that, And that sounds so counterintuitive 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:51.719 because you're probably gonna put like acidic things in your belly. 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.080 That's what I heard, and I could be I could 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:56.120 be wrong, or whoever. 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:59.080 We should have Sese food and recorded this at breakfast. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:04.679 Hungry for Chinese food, all right, Okay, So they're sitting 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.560 there talking about Ocean Conservation Day and Nick's advice is 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.599 don't try so hard. This is going to work for you. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:16.440 Then coach walks in that instantly judges Nick for eating 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:20.080 Chinese food for breakfast. As Nick crawls around the floor 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:21.960 looking for m. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:30.719 Oh Nick looking for food is as good as Schmidt 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:31.960 spiraling out of control. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:34.919 Also feels like so much of it is improv anything, 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:36.840 yes to like weird with food. I feel like Jake 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.000 just goes like he's really improvising. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.200 He's not really improvising, He's rehearsed that in real life. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:43.200 He's a method actor. 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:46.640 You guy, like he's all searching for food on the ground. 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.200 I get that kid. Jake's very rich. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:57.000 Jess, you know, she tells Principal Foster they need transportation costs. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:58.200 That's it, That's all they need. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:06:59.520 Yeah, that's it. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.760 Any he flips out, he spats it out, he apologizes. 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.200 So he slept very poorly night before. Now here's why 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.320 I find funny about that, because he said he had 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.400 some friends, and I don't know if this is true 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.160 or not. He said he had some friends that came 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.760 in from Montreal, right, and he was up all night. 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.920 If you notice in prior episodes, you know, Christopher Foster 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.440 has that hot tub and he's trying to get the 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.280 whole gang, and it feels like he's a bit of 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:27.240 a swinger. Is it true that Montreal is like the 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:28.840 mecca for swingers? 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:29.960 I don't know. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:31.040 That's what I've heard. 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.520 I'm scared to Google, like because it'll just ruin my 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:37.480 entire algorithm. But like, I wouldn't be surprised. You know, 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.880 it's like so much love. It's cold outside, you want 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.040 to cuddle up with your friends and have some fun. 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:46.080 Their friends friends, you. 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.520 Get the hot tub. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:49.760 All the power too, you have fun. 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:51.760 I guess I feel like that's why they said that. 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:53.680 I feel like that's why they added that little tidbit 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.120 in there from Montreal. 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.840 I feel like they're this fun story for Foster. 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:02.320 I I dare to say that that's. 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:04.440 Exactly what does anybody else have this fan theory? Let 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:06.440 us know because this is so far lamar, but I 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:07.800 co signed it. I'm into it. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:09.880 Yeah, I mean you're from Canada. You know how people 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:10.760 get down over there. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:13.440 It was a warm part of Canada. 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:17.600 Well, just lets him know that a lot of her 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:21.200 students have never seen the ocean, which is a real thing. 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.240 A lot of people haven't it, which is odd that 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:26.840 they're in California and haven't seen the ocean. In fact, 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.000 she asked them a draw ocean. One student. One student 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:34.440 painted a bagel with wings floating over red water, just 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.680 as she will not take no foreign answer. My favorite 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.000 was the square mm hmm. It was this day that 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:39.760 was my favorite one. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.319 I think when I looked at the script, they there 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.600 was only one picture that was going to be shown, 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.760 and it was one response. And then, you know the 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:52.080 comedic genius of plays, you know, Principal Foster just then 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:54.600 riffed and said all sorts of funny things and they 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:56.680 kept it in. That's one thing I would loved about 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.600 our show. We got the best guest stars, and they 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.480 would just let him go and it would make the show. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:02.040 Mm hmm. Great. 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:07.680 Now back at the loft, Coach, yeah, Coach is telling 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:09.760 Nick that he's to talk to about his fitness levels. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:13.960 I love the beginning of Coaches, his return to the loft. 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:15.920 It's like all about fitness. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:19.360 He his name is Coach, he wears track suits, he 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:23.160 likes to work out, and and he's telling him about 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:27.240 his body. And then Nig's like, my body, yeah, you know, 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.240 and then that's when Winston comes in. Obvious unless the 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:31.160 boys know that the last time Nick worked out was 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:33.800 when he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:34.840 to make his way to his mama. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:35.640 Dumb ass egg. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:39.440 I thought this was going to turn into I thought 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.560 this was going to turn into one of those like 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.720 another Winston trait where he's like he's bad at pranks. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.120 One he's like bad at roasts, like he's bad. And 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:50.280 I was shocked and didn't go that far into it. 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:52.360 They just kept it at that very. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.160 Very It's a good burn, just a long one. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:56.960 It's a very long burn. But I like it. I 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.480 like it. If you were to make that short, how 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:00.600 would you did you say it? 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:04.960 I don't know. I think it was more the speed 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:05.720 of the delivery. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:07.720 Yeah, once was a little slow. 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.240 I think that's where it falls short. It's like he's 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:13.000 thinking of it while he's saying it, you gotta have 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.080 a locked and loaded and then just like you know, 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:15.720 fire it. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:18.280 Gosh, okay, can't. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:19.880 Be inventing it as you go, we'll catch it. 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:23.240 Now. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:27.360 The dynamic between Coach and Nick in this moment, it's 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.600 like a strange, weird will they like, will it happen? 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:32.960 Will it not happen. He's trying to convince him over 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.240 and over again to work out, but he keeps letting 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.760 them like this is my body. I'm used to this body. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:45.400 He calls himself old fashioned, Coney Island fat strong, but. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.320 I know exactly what he was talking about. You know 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.480 those people that don't work out, they're just you know, 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:54.880 big boys and and but they can like tustle husky husky. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:55.480 That's right. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.320 The people. People aren't tussling a lot in Vancouver. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.319 I don't think that's true. It's a kind of a 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:03.480 tussle free zone north of that forty ninth parallel. 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.600 My favorite part of this moment is when Schmid walks 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:11.120 in and just pronounces Chinese foot Jenese food. 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:15.480 I can't this is this episode and the next episode 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.880 Max really goes for it, and every single word that 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:23.280 comes out of his mouth is not pronounced correctly. Yeah, 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.440 and it's I feel like it's he's now in this 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.040 season and at this point just gets in this rhythm 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:31.320 of like, I'm this is going to be the thing 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.960 all the time, not just once in a while. And 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:37.160 it's so funny. I don't know how he can do 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.200 it so well. 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:41.120 And another thing I like about this episode is I 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:44.600 feel like there was a lot of little gems that 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:48.480 Damon was dropping in this one. And tell me if 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.200 I'm wrong. I don't think this is in the script, 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.560 but it could have been. When he's walking out and 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:57.559 he's just roasting his pants, how small his jeans are. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.880 I just felt like a lot of those were just Damon. 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.840 I think if you tell Damon, okay, in this scene, 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:08.880 Coach is going to mock Schmidt and his body in 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:11.080 a pair of jeans. Damon's just like, back up, let. 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:17.240 Me go, Yeah, yeah, absolutely, and is so happy. Anyway, 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:19.800 we're back at it again. He's trying to train them. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:20.520 This is going to happen. 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.360 I don't know, but Winston said he would love for 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.640 Coach to train him as well. But he went in, 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.280 you know, he went in for a dunk the other 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:29.920 day on the court and then he tweaked something when 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:34.240 in reality he actually slipped on menus while eating some 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:36.560 ice cream in the hallway. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:41.040 It's a very good menu tie in. They're building, they're building, 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.760 they're building. Everybody's got to be mad about the menus. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:44.480 Well, because you know it. 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:47.679 You know, having just an abundance of menus is one thing, 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:52.000 but then like having those menus, you know, be falsehood 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:57.160 have falsehoods on the bottom lies, causing injuries to folks. 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:59.680 That's another thing. That's when menus really become a problem 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:05.439 of alway, I said that, you know, now I love 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:09.079 this one when coach says that this is typical Winston. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.559 He's always hurt by the time he sat out of 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.080 the game because he was sad. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:19.760 And like and I was also cold. Did you imagine 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:22.480 like I always but. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:26.160 That would be me. Was I never ever ever played sports, 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:28.760 was not interested until somebody was like, did you know 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.120 the handy game and play sports? And I was like, well, 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.079 so I went and like made the volleyball team, the 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.840 basketball team and made all the teams and I can. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.720 I just don't want to, and so I can and 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.240 I made all the teams. And then I was always 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.600 just trying to get out of playing, yeah, because I 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:47.960 didn't really want to play. So you know, I'd be 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.400 like sad about things and then the coach would be like, oh, 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:53.080 like sit down. I was like, this is working. Sad 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.040 and cold works, by the way, you guys, if you 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.719 have to go to pe and you don't feel like it, 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:57.400 be sad and. 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:00.200 Cold, sad and cold, yeah, that's I mean. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.560 Can you imagine somebody in the NBA and they and 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.480 they're like not playing tonight, and then you you look 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:07.400 over at the bench and you're just wrapped in a blanket. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.720 Lebron's cold tonight, You guys. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.959 It's got little chili. Chili can't play today. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:16.200 It is goose bumping. 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.960 Now Coach is talking about the boyfriend fifteen. Did you 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:20.800 know that was a real thing? 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:24.120 I remember freshman fifteen. When I went to college. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:24.520 It was like. 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:28.440 Freshman fifteen, which probably is connected to the fact one 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:31.360 your you know, mom's out there making sure you're eating 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.320 healthier foods, but too Yeah, you fall in love all 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.720 of a sudden, you a little freedom, You go out, 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:40.440 you're making decisions. They're not great ones, right, there's no 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:47.200 pe in college around. It's real. It's a real thing. 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:49.440 It's a and it can't and then it just usually 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.440 continues in that direction less you catch it. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:52.600 So it's wrong. 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:54.000 Is wrong. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.640 He's talking about, Uh, it's like fifteen. The next thing 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.880 you know, it's twenty. And then next thing you know, 0:14:59.880 --> 0:15:01.400 you with fat dude riding a little blake with a 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:05.320 cowboy hat on talking about my ass. Heard like when 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.240 he throws in the he's like, what do he says? 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:10.200 The that guy rash on his arm or something like that. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.480 I know Damon made that up. Bumps for sure, Damon 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:20.680 made that up. Oh boy, now here we go. Nick 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.480 says he's, uh, he's got a bad back. He's coming 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:24.359 up with a million. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.000 Excuses of why he he he can't work out right. 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:28.960 The coach is like, well, you just gave me a 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.240 piggyback right the other day. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.960 You were giggling the entire time. He's like, yeah, you 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:34.400 went up the stairs. Dude. 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.120 Here's the thing too, What was so great about these 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.800 scenes because you know, so much of that was improv 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.640 and them naturally laughing and smiling at each other because 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:47.320 Jake and Damon had just done Let's be Cops, right, 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:52.480 and had just become like fast friends. Yeah, like truly, 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.960 like they lived together basically to do this movie. They 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.840 were like away from everyone and they did it. And 0:15:57.960 --> 0:15:59.880 I think it was Jake right who said to Damon 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.320 come back, like, come back and hang out with us. 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.200 I think it was, and he was like, I'll do it. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.680 And I think that they gave them this storyline together 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:11.840 and the fact that they got to do this thing 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:15.360 where they get to make fun of each other is 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.360 like heaven for them. Probably best day at work. Ever, 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:20.920 Oh yeah, and you see it, which is why I 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.280 think they This was supposed to be like the b story, 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:27.400 I think, to the ocean conservation story. But everybody remembers 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:30.120 this storyline because you can feel the joy in the 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:31.200 chemistry from the boys. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:35.160 Yeah, because it's pure stupidity, that's right. You know he's 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.720 telling him, he's asking me if he's a if he's 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:42.280 a dumpling guy or a doing guy. And he says, 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.480 give me just what did you say? Give me one 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.440 session and then you'll see abs. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.800 That's not true. I personally know, so do you. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:57.080 That's not true. Okay, I get why Nick is afraid. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.560 It is a hard process to get to your abs. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:01.920 And then Nick says, maybe you know, he thought God 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:03.040 didn't want him to have those. 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:04.960 That sounds like that's like also a Jake thing to 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:07.640 be like I wasn't born with those, Like I don't, 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:08.840 that's not possible. 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:14.199 Yeah, you know. Van Winston tries to come in and 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:15.520 prove himself again. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:19.679 By doing one jumping jack and he immediately hits the 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:22.639 ground in pain. Now, when I said earlier that I 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:24.080 feel like this is the part I feel like they 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:28.280 are stealing from my life. I actually mean that because 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:31.439 we've talked about this before on the show. Like my 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.760 body hurts sometimes, you know what I mean, I don't. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:38.160 I don't have any like you know, muscular disease. 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.840 I've checked. I just begin I just beget hurt easily. 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:47.600 Like it's always like the calamity La Morne, you know, 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:50.600 no knock on wood, grateful, you know, thankful, nothing has 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:53.040 been permanent or damaging or like extreme. 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:55.280 But like I'll tell you, you have an example. 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:59.199 I'm shooting I'm shooting Spider Man right now, Spider War, 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:01.399 and there's a scene where I just knock on the 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:01.960 door like this. 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:06.760 Literally I just go, pop, pop pop my knuckle. No, 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:09.480 isn't so much pain. 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:10.800 Why did I tell everybody this? 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.800 Just because I want everybody to know I'm sensitive. Not 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:16.800 only am I one of the people sexies been alive, 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:18.640 but I'm also sensitive, you. 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.600 Know, physically in the knuckles. 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:21.840 In the knuckles, you know. 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:23.919 So you know I don't hit people, you know what 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:26.680 I mean. It's gonna hurt me more than that's gonna 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:29.760 hurt you. So I'm just a gentle giant. 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:33.760 You I can't right now, and it's. 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:34.879 My middle finger too. I don't want to show it 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:35.560 to you because I want to. 0:18:35.920 --> 0:18:40.160 So it's one specific knuckle. Did you get ice? 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:40.920 No? 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:42.600 I didn't get ice. I'm just kind of I'm braving 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:42.960 through it. 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:45.800 You know, very proudy, very proudy. 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:50.159 That's right there. Now we're back at school. What's happening 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:50.760 back at school? 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:53.800 What's happening back here at the oh Man? 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:57.520 At school, a student approaches Jess and shows off her 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:00.720 hot dog beach hat, and then Jess tests to let 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:02.480 her know that the field trip isn't going to happen, 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:07.080 and then the student says, but anything as possible. Jess 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:10.840 begins to tear up great acting by Zoe. She says, 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:12.960 just keep wearing the hot dog hat and who knows, 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:16.240 maybe one day she'll be the first little girl in 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:19.520 space and to just ride that hotdog cat all the 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:23.960 way to the moon. And the girl goes. This part 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:27.360 also made me laugh because it was so smart writing 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:32.439 of how to end this moment. The girl goes to 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:35.120 tap Jess on the shoulder consoler and Jess goes, you're 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:38.560 not legally allowed to touch me, thank you, And I'm like, 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:41.240 what you know? I did hear? What is crazy is 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:46.040 a friend of mine whose kid is in school. The 0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:50.120 kid tripped, five years old, skinned their knee, reached out 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.520 for the teacher for a hug, crying, and the teacher 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:57.359