Speaker 1: All right, We've got a great episode coming up for
Speaker 1: you today. It is three oh eight. It is a
Speaker 1: menu mini tell us about it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So in this episode, Coach is on a mission to
Speaker 3: get Nick to work out, wanting him to avoid gaining the.
Speaker 2: Boyfriend fifteen, which is real, by the way.
Speaker 3: And Winston is dying to join them, even though his
Speaker 3: injuries and body are telling him no.
Speaker 2: I feel like the writers stole this from my real life.
Speaker 3: Speaking of no, when Principal Foster tells Jes that she
Speaker 3: can't go on the field trip to the beach to
Speaker 3: celebrate Ocean Conservation Day, she takes her aggression out on
Speaker 3: hop Fu, the local Chinese restaurant that keeps sliding menus
Speaker 3: under their apartment door. Meanwhile, Schmidt is feeling the foam
Speaker 3: mo of not living an apartment four D because his
Speaker 3: punk ass moved out, and he tries to install a
Speaker 3: secret camera in there to monitor his friends. Gotta say
Speaker 3: that is a bold but very smart thing to do.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Illegal, Yeah, hightly illegal.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's illegal. If you say, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: I'm putting a camera in here, and they say, okay, put.
Speaker 1: A hat on it. Plug it.
Speaker 2: I know Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's that's strange. It is strange. But we
Speaker 3: break back, Hannah. We just went to a commercial break
Speaker 3: and now we're back.
Speaker 2: Do you want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to tell the world who directed this
Speaker 3: thing and he wrote this thing.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite humans ever, period, point blank. Trent o'donald,
Speaker 1: mister trent O'Donnell will soon, yeah, soon. I so many injuries.
Speaker 1: I have to say. I'm working on a project with
Speaker 1: him now, just sold a project with him. Now he's
Speaker 1: not in people, but some people got news too, you know,
Speaker 1: And I love him so much. I will say. He
Speaker 1: has done a couple of shows that people don't know about,
Speaker 1: or a few people know about in Australia that people
Speaker 1: should find. One is The Moodies, the original Australian Moodies,
Speaker 1: is Chef's Kiss, one of the funniest shows ever, and
Speaker 1: the original first and second season of No Activity, the
Speaker 1: Australian One, the funniest, some of the funniest things I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. Comedic genius came to direct. We all loved
Speaker 1: him so much. He stayed on and was our producing
Speaker 1: director and now is like a dear friend and we've
Speaker 1: all worked with him now on multiple things.
Speaker 2: Since oh yeah, all of us have like.
Speaker 1: Director of Jake's movies and he's just the best. And
Speaker 1: this is also written by Matt Fussfeld. Alex who this
Speaker 1: is also a fun fact, met and fell in love
Speaker 1: with his wife on the show New Girl. You know her,
Speaker 1: you love her, Miss Liz Meriweather.
Speaker 3: That's right, Alex ell Is, Yeah, you know, I always
Speaker 3: imagined them. Just that's the reason why we haven't come
Speaker 3: back for an other season, because they were busy fallen
Speaker 3: in love and they said, they said, screw New Girl,
Speaker 3: We're gonna just screw each other and have babies and
Speaker 3: get married. And then the fans got to suffer. So Liz, Alex, Matt,
Speaker 3: whoever's out there, gees start writing again.
Speaker 1: I Mean, here's the thing, is it? I think when
Speaker 1: the show was on the air, the number one question
Speaker 1: was like, are y'all friends in real life? Or you know,
Speaker 1: whats so and so really like? And now I feel
Speaker 1: like the number one question we all get all the
Speaker 1: time is reunion. And I go like, can somebody just
Speaker 1: call Liz? We don't have the control. We hear the
Speaker 1: questions so loudly we do. This is this is Liz,
Speaker 1: we're all lined up ready to go.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's I think we've all said
Speaker 3: at some point or one stage or another that yes,
Speaker 3: we would be down to do it. During the Sexiest
Speaker 3: Men A Live interview portion, you know, we were asked
Speaker 3: that question quite a few times. And uh, and all
Speaker 3: the guys are on board. Sounds like you're on board,
Speaker 3: Hannah on board. I've like I've always done. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna speak for Zoe and say she's on board.
Speaker 1: All right, let's dive in.
Speaker 3: Okay, So a menu for a Chinese restaurant and gets
Speaker 3: slid under the door, and then you know, Nick gets
Speaker 3: the bright idea that this Chinese Chinese food bed you
Speaker 3: comes out, he should get breakfast. Uh, and he orders
Speaker 3: take out for breakfast and then just walks in and
Speaker 3: she let Nick's she lets Nick know that she is
Speaker 3: not allowed to judge him anymore, be because she's his girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I think, come all over the place with.
Speaker 2: This so far.
Speaker 1: No, you know what I'll say to you. When I
Speaker 1: saw that happen, I was like I did. I wasn't
Speaker 1: there for the judgment. I wasn't there for like the
Speaker 1: little luck because why not? Why can't you have Chinese
Speaker 1: food for breakfast, like so delicious pizza for breakfast. I'm down, Like,
Speaker 1: it's weird if your body's hungry and you want to
Speaker 1: eat something.
Speaker 3: I never understood the thought, like the yeah, the order
Speaker 3: of operations as far as what you're supposed to be eating,
Speaker 3: you know, I heard, you know, maybe you start with
Speaker 3: fruit because it's easier to digest and it's at the bottom,
Speaker 3: and then it's so it doesn't sit on top of
Speaker 3: the harder digest food, and then it starts the ferment
Speaker 3: in your belly.
Speaker 2: So that's the only thing that I've heard as far.
Speaker 1: As truly never heard that, And that sounds so counterintuitive
Speaker 1: because you're probably gonna put like acidic things in your belly.
Speaker 2: That's what I heard, and I could be I could
Speaker 2: be wrong, or whoever.
Speaker 1: We should have Sese food and recorded this at breakfast.
Speaker 1: Hungry for Chinese food, all right, Okay, So they're sitting
Speaker 1: there talking about Ocean Conservation Day and Nick's advice is
Speaker 1: don't try so hard. This is going to work for you.
Speaker 1: Then coach walks in that instantly judges Nick for eating
Speaker 1: Chinese food for breakfast. As Nick crawls around the floor
Speaker 1: looking for m.
Speaker 3: Oh Nick looking for food is as good as Schmidt
Speaker 3: spiraling out of control.
Speaker 1: Also feels like so much of it is improv anything,
Speaker 1: yes to like weird with food. I feel like Jake
Speaker 1: just goes like he's really improvising.
Speaker 2: He's not really improvising, He's rehearsed that in real life.
Speaker 1: He's a method actor.
Speaker 2: You guy, like he's all searching for food on the ground.
Speaker 2: I get that kid. Jake's very rich.
Speaker 3: Jess, you know, she tells Principal Foster they need transportation costs.
Speaker 1: That's it, That's all they need.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: Any he flips out, he spats it out, he apologizes.
Speaker 3: So he slept very poorly night before. Now here's why
Speaker 3: I find funny about that, because he said he had
Speaker 3: some friends, and I don't know if this is true
Speaker 3: or not. He said he had some friends that came
Speaker 3: in from Montreal, right, and he was up all night.
Speaker 3: If you notice in prior episodes, you know, Christopher Foster
Speaker 3: has that hot tub and he's trying to get the
Speaker 3: whole gang, and it feels like he's a bit of
Speaker 3: a swinger. Is it true that Montreal is like the
Speaker 3: mecca for swingers?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's what I've heard.
Speaker 1: I'm scared to Google, like because it'll just ruin my
Speaker 1: entire algorithm. But like, I wouldn't be surprised. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like so much love. It's cold outside, you want
Speaker 1: to cuddle up with your friends and have some fun.
Speaker 2: Their friends friends, you.
Speaker 1: Get the hot tub. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1: All the power too, you have fun.
Speaker 3: I guess I feel like that's why they said that.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's why they added that little tidbit
Speaker 3: in there from Montreal.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're this fun story for Foster.
Speaker 3: I I dare to say that that's.
Speaker 1: Exactly what does anybody else have this fan theory? Let
Speaker 1: us know because this is so far lamar, but I
Speaker 1: co signed it. I'm into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you're from Canada. You know how people
Speaker 2: get down over there.
Speaker 1: It was a warm part of Canada.
Speaker 3: Well, just lets him know that a lot of her
Speaker 3: students have never seen the ocean, which is a real thing.
Speaker 3: A lot of people haven't it, which is odd that
Speaker 3: they're in California and haven't seen the ocean. In fact,
Speaker 3: she asked them a draw ocean. One student. One student
Speaker 3: painted a bagel with wings floating over red water, just
Speaker 3: as she will not take no foreign answer. My favorite
Speaker 3: was the square mm hmm. It was this day that
Speaker 3: was my favorite one.
Speaker 1: I think when I looked at the script, they there
Speaker 1: was only one picture that was going to be shown,
Speaker 1: and it was one response. And then, you know the
Speaker 1: comedic genius of plays, you know, Principal Foster just then
Speaker 1: riffed and said all sorts of funny things and they
Speaker 1: kept it in. That's one thing I would loved about
Speaker 1: our show. We got the best guest stars, and they
Speaker 1: would just let him go and it would make the show.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Great.
Speaker 3: Now back at the loft, Coach, yeah, Coach is telling
Speaker 3: Nick that he's to talk to about his fitness levels.
Speaker 3: I love the beginning of Coaches, his return to the loft.
Speaker 2: It's like all about fitness.
Speaker 3: He his name is Coach, he wears track suits, he
Speaker 3: likes to work out, and and he's telling him about
Speaker 3: his body. And then Nig's like, my body, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: and then that's when Winston comes in. Obvious unless the
Speaker 3: boys know that the last time Nick worked out was
Speaker 3: when he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order
Speaker 3: to make his way to his mama.
Speaker 2: Dumb ass egg.
Speaker 3: I thought this was going to turn into I thought
Speaker 3: this was going to turn into one of those like
Speaker 3: another Winston trait where he's like he's bad at pranks.
Speaker 3: One he's like bad at roasts, like he's bad. And
Speaker 3: I was shocked and didn't go that far into it.
Speaker 3: They just kept it at that very.
Speaker 1: Very It's a good burn, just a long one.
Speaker 3: It's a very long burn. But I like it. I
Speaker 3: like it. If you were to make that short, how
Speaker 3: would you did you say it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it was more the speed
Speaker 1: of the delivery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once was a little slow.
Speaker 1: I think that's where it falls short. It's like he's
Speaker 1: thinking of it while he's saying it, you gotta have
Speaker 1: a locked and loaded and then just like you know,
Speaker 1: fire it.
Speaker 2: Gosh, okay, can't.
Speaker 1: Be inventing it as you go, we'll catch it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: The dynamic between Coach and Nick in this moment, it's
Speaker 3: like a strange, weird will they like, will it happen?
Speaker 3: Will it not happen. He's trying to convince him over
Speaker 3: and over again to work out, but he keeps letting
Speaker 3: them like this is my body. I'm used to this body.
Speaker 3: He calls himself old fashioned, Coney Island fat strong, but.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what he was talking about. You know
Speaker 1: those people that don't work out, they're just you know,
Speaker 1: big boys and and but they can like tustle husky husky.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: The people. People aren't tussling a lot in Vancouver.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. It's a kind of a
Speaker 1: tussle free zone north of that forty ninth parallel.
Speaker 3: My favorite part of this moment is when Schmid walks
Speaker 3: in and just pronounces Chinese foot Jenese food.
Speaker 1: I can't this is this episode and the next episode
Speaker 1: Max really goes for it, and every single word that
Speaker 1: comes out of his mouth is not pronounced correctly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's I feel like it's he's now in this
Speaker 1: season and at this point just gets in this rhythm
Speaker 1: of like, I'm this is going to be the thing
Speaker 1: all the time, not just once in a while. And
Speaker 1: it's so funny. I don't know how he can do
Speaker 1: it so well.
Speaker 3: And another thing I like about this episode is I
Speaker 3: feel like there was a lot of little gems that
Speaker 3: Damon was dropping in this one. And tell me if
Speaker 3: I'm wrong. I don't think this is in the script,
Speaker 3: but it could have been. When he's walking out and
Speaker 3: he's just roasting his pants, how small his jeans are.
Speaker 3: I just felt like a lot of those were just Damon.
Speaker 1: I think if you tell Damon, okay, in this scene,
Speaker 1: Coach is going to mock Schmidt and his body in
Speaker 1: a pair of jeans. Damon's just like, back up, let.
Speaker 3: Me go, Yeah, yeah, absolutely, and is so happy. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we're back at it again. He's trying to train them.
Speaker 2: This is going to happen.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but Winston said he would love for
Speaker 3: Coach to train him as well. But he went in,
Speaker 3: you know, he went in for a dunk the other
Speaker 3: day on the court and then he tweaked something when
Speaker 3: in reality he actually slipped on menus while eating some
Speaker 3: ice cream in the hallway.
Speaker 1: It's a very good menu tie in. They're building, they're building,
Speaker 1: they're building. Everybody's got to be mad about the menus.
Speaker 2: Well, because you know it.
Speaker 3: You know, having just an abundance of menus is one thing,
Speaker 3: but then like having those menus, you know, be falsehood
Speaker 3: have falsehoods on the bottom lies, causing injuries to folks.
Speaker 3: That's another thing. That's when menus really become a problem
Speaker 3: of alway, I said that, you know, now I love
Speaker 3: this one when coach says that this is typical Winston.
Speaker 3: He's always hurt by the time he sat out of
Speaker 3: the game because he was sad.
Speaker 2: And like and I was also cold. Did you imagine
Speaker 2: like I always but.
Speaker 1: That would be me. Was I never ever ever played sports,
Speaker 1: was not interested until somebody was like, did you know
Speaker 1: the handy game and play sports? And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: so I went and like made the volleyball team, the
Speaker 1: basketball team and made all the teams and I can.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to, and so I can and
Speaker 1: I made all the teams. And then I was always
Speaker 1: just trying to get out of playing, yeah, because I
Speaker 1: didn't really want to play. So you know, I'd be
Speaker 1: like sad about things and then the coach would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: like sit down. I was like, this is working. Sad
Speaker 1: and cold works, by the way, you guys, if you
Speaker 1: have to go to pe and you don't feel like it,
Speaker 1: be sad and.
Speaker 2: Cold, sad and cold, yeah, that's I mean.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine somebody in the NBA and they and
Speaker 3: they're like not playing tonight, and then you you look
Speaker 3: over at the bench and you're just wrapped in a blanket.
Speaker 2: Lebron's cold tonight, You guys.
Speaker 1: It's got little chili. Chili can't play today.
Speaker 2: It is goose bumping.
Speaker 3: Now Coach is talking about the boyfriend fifteen. Did you
Speaker 3: know that was a real thing?
Speaker 1: I remember freshman fifteen. When I went to college.
Speaker 2: It was like.
Speaker 1: Freshman fifteen, which probably is connected to the fact one
Speaker 1: your you know, mom's out there making sure you're eating
Speaker 1: healthier foods, but too Yeah, you fall in love all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you a little freedom, You go out,
Speaker 1: you're making decisions. They're not great ones, right, there's no
Speaker 1: pe in college around. It's real. It's a real thing.
Speaker 1: It's a and it can't and then it just usually
Speaker 1: continues in that direction less you catch it.
Speaker 2: So it's wrong.
Speaker 1: Is wrong.
Speaker 3: He's talking about, Uh, it's like fifteen. The next thing
Speaker 3: you know, it's twenty. And then next thing you know,
Speaker 3: you with fat dude riding a little blake with a
Speaker 3: cowboy hat on talking about my ass. Heard like when
Speaker 3: he throws in the he's like, what do he says?
Speaker 3: The that guy rash on his arm or something like that.
Speaker 2: I know Damon made that up. Bumps for sure, Damon
Speaker 2: made that up. Oh boy, now here we go. Nick
Speaker 2: says he's, uh, he's got a bad back. He's coming
Speaker 2: up with a million.
Speaker 3: Excuses of why he he he can't work out right.
Speaker 3: The coach is like, well, you just gave me a
Speaker 3: piggyback right the other day.
Speaker 2: You were giggling the entire time. He's like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: went up the stairs. Dude.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing too, What was so great about these
Speaker 1: scenes because you know, so much of that was improv
Speaker 1: and them naturally laughing and smiling at each other because
Speaker 1: Jake and Damon had just done Let's be Cops, right,
Speaker 1: and had just become like fast friends. Yeah, like truly,
Speaker 1: like they lived together basically to do this movie. They
Speaker 1: were like away from everyone and they did it. And
Speaker 1: I think it was Jake right who said to Damon
Speaker 1: come back, like, come back and hang out with us.
Speaker 1: I think it was, and he was like, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: And I think that they gave them this storyline together
Speaker 1: and the fact that they got to do this thing
Speaker 1: where they get to make fun of each other is
Speaker 1: like heaven for them. Probably best day at work. Ever,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you see it, which is why I
Speaker 1: think they This was supposed to be like the b story,
Speaker 1: I think, to the ocean conservation story. But everybody remembers
Speaker 1: this storyline because you can feel the joy in the
Speaker 1: chemistry from the boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's pure stupidity, that's right. You know he's
Speaker 3: telling him, he's asking me if he's a if he's
Speaker 3: a dumpling guy or a doing guy. And he says,
Speaker 3: give me just what did you say? Give me one
Speaker 3: session and then you'll see abs.
Speaker 2: That's not true. I personally know, so do you.
Speaker 3: That's not true. Okay, I get why Nick is afraid.
Speaker 3: It is a hard process to get to your abs.
Speaker 3: And then Nick says, maybe you know, he thought God
Speaker 3: didn't want him to have those.
Speaker 1: That sounds like that's like also a Jake thing to
Speaker 1: be like I wasn't born with those, Like I don't,
Speaker 1: that's not possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. Van Winston tries to come in and
Speaker 2: prove himself again.
Speaker 3: By doing one jumping jack and he immediately hits the
Speaker 3: ground in pain. Now, when I said earlier that I
Speaker 3: feel like this is the part I feel like they
Speaker 3: are stealing from my life. I actually mean that because
Speaker 3: we've talked about this before on the show. Like my
Speaker 3: body hurts sometimes, you know what I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't have any like you know, muscular disease.
Speaker 2: I've checked. I just begin I just beget hurt easily.
Speaker 3: Like it's always like the calamity La Morne, you know,
Speaker 3: no knock on wood, grateful, you know, thankful, nothing has
Speaker 3: been permanent or damaging or like extreme.
Speaker 2: But like I'll tell you, you have an example.
Speaker 3: I'm shooting I'm shooting Spider Man right now, Spider War,
Speaker 3: and there's a scene where I just knock on the
Speaker 3: door like this.
Speaker 2: Literally I just go, pop, pop pop my knuckle. No,
Speaker 2: isn't so much pain.
Speaker 1: Why did I tell everybody this?
Speaker 3: Just because I want everybody to know I'm sensitive. Not
Speaker 3: only am I one of the people sexies been alive,
Speaker 3: but I'm also sensitive, you.
Speaker 1: Know, physically in the knuckles.
Speaker 2: In the knuckles, you know.
Speaker 3: So you know I don't hit people, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. It's gonna hurt me more than that's gonna
Speaker 3: hurt you. So I'm just a gentle giant.
Speaker 1: You I can't right now, and it's.
Speaker 2: My middle finger too. I don't want to show it
Speaker 2: to you because I want to.
Speaker 1: So it's one specific knuckle. Did you get ice?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't get ice. I'm just kind of I'm braving
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 1: You know, very proudy, very proudy.
Speaker 2: That's right there. Now we're back at school. What's happening
Speaker 2: back at school?
Speaker 3: What's happening back here at the oh Man?
Speaker 1: At school, a student approaches Jess and shows off her
Speaker 1: hot dog beach hat, and then Jess tests to let
Speaker 1: her know that the field trip isn't going to happen,
Speaker 1: and then the student says, but anything as possible. Jess
Speaker 1: begins to tear up great acting by Zoe. She says,
Speaker 1: just keep wearing the hot dog hat and who knows,
Speaker 1: maybe one day she'll be the first little girl in
Speaker 1: space and to just ride that hotdog cat all the
Speaker 1: way to the moon. And the girl goes. This part
Speaker 1: also made me laugh because it was so smart writing
Speaker 1: of how to end this moment. The girl goes to
Speaker 1: tap Jess on the shoulder consoler and Jess goes, you're
Speaker 1: not legally allowed to touch me, thank you, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what you know? I did hear? What is crazy is
Speaker 1: a friend of mine whose kid is in school. The
Speaker 1: kid tripped, five years old, skinned their knee, reached out
Speaker 1: for the teacher for a hug, crying, and the teacher
Speaker 1: goingn't give the kid hug. What they say, we're not
Speaker 1: allowed to touch the children. And I was like, you
Speaker 1: have five year olds and they got like a boo
Speaker 1: boo and they just like a hug, and it's like
Speaker 1: not allowed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you know, what's so, you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I went to So I went to drop my daughter
Speaker 3: off at school the other day and and this, uh, this,
Speaker 3: this little boy came up and he was he's friends
Speaker 3: with my daughter. And he comes to he has his
Speaker 3: arms out like he wants to give me a hug.
Speaker 3: And I was like, why is he Why is he
Speaker 3: raising his arms to me? And because his dad had
Speaker 3: already dropped him off, and and.
Speaker 2: So I look over at the teacher I said. She goes,
Speaker 2: I think he's trying to give you a hug. And
Speaker 2: I went is that allowed?
Speaker 3: And she goes, yeah, yeah, he yeah, he's So I
Speaker 3: went down and gave a hug.
Speaker 2: She was like, he just he really likes hugging. Aw,
Speaker 2: he hugs my daughter. Oh that was so sweet.
Speaker 1: So sweet, but not legal at the school, right that
Speaker 1: Jess is working at Such a funny way to end
Speaker 1: the scene. Also so truthful, Oh yes, so truthful. Now
Speaker 1: Jess is about to project all this frustration yea, because
Speaker 1: she comes home and she finds a bunch of these
Speaker 1: hot food menus on the floor. Next says he's got
Speaker 1: a trainer, He's gonna look like Barry Bonds. But he
Speaker 1: can feel that Jess is off because she is losing
Speaker 1: her entire mind over the hot fu menus, and she
Speaker 1: says they've killed their last year. I will say this.
Speaker 1: I remember living in like an apartment in Toronto, and
Speaker 1: the menus for the restaurants back in the day were
Speaker 1: like confetti. Like I was like, why do you think
Speaker 1: I need nine? Like, what's what's going on? Why? And
Speaker 1: then every day it was wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they outsourced the people who are like, you know,
Speaker 3: passing out the menus, right, so people forget, they'll just go.
Speaker 3: You know, it's one if like if one person drops
Speaker 3: it off today, a different person goes by and they
Speaker 3: just drop it off, they drop it off again, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think it's more like because I was definitely this
Speaker 1: kind of person if you ever employed me in my twenties,
Speaker 1: so sorry, but if you gave me a job like
Speaker 1: that that I didn't really like, wasn't excited about, I
Speaker 1: would just be like, well, if I put ten in
Speaker 1: every mail slot, I'm going done this job real quick
Speaker 1: and then I can go do what I want to do.
Speaker 2: You're probably right. I'm gonna go ahead and say I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go ahead.
Speaker 3: And say that's probably what it is. People are. People
Speaker 3: ain't trying to be out there passing out That's right.
Speaker 1: They've been creative. I know they're being creative. So she
Speaker 1: is annoyed, so she goes and storms over to Hot Fu,
Speaker 1: and an employee there lets her know that he also
Speaker 1: hates the menus. They're so bad for the environment. He
Speaker 1: thanks Jess for stepping up for saying something, and she
Speaker 1: is like, she feels seen, she feels moved, she feels heard,
Speaker 1: which is not happening at the school. So it's taken
Speaker 1: all her boxes and she's like, it's so refreshing you
Speaker 1: meet someone actually cares and then he starts flattering or
Speaker 1: you're so beautiful, and then she like, well she like
Speaker 1: carries a watermelon dirty dancing reference and she gets all
Speaker 1: like blustered and then leaves.
Speaker 3: What I love is that the actor who the actor
Speaker 3: who plays this guy, Brian Justin Chean, Justin Chahan is
Speaker 3: a fantastic Not only is he a fantastic actor, but he's.
Speaker 2: Also a fantastic director. Let's see Blue BYU. He also
Speaker 2: is directing the new Sublime movie. What's the movie about?
Speaker 2: The Yeah? Yeah, Like this guy is insane.
Speaker 3: He's insanely talented and just glad we we got a
Speaker 3: chance to work with him, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Wow, I had no idea. I will also say this
Speaker 1: thing about Sublime. I've been in many a debate because
Speaker 1: I think they say the name Hannah and that practice
Speaker 1: No Crystal ba Hannah.
Speaker 2: No, that's not that's not the part.
Speaker 1: First sure says my name.
Speaker 2: He said I had a million dollars, but I spent
Speaker 2: it all.
Speaker 1: Oh if I could wait, No, you're right, if I
Speaker 1: can find that Hannah, right, if I can find that Hannah,
Speaker 1: that's the part, that's the part. That's the part. I
Speaker 1: said it wrong, But that's the party.
Speaker 2: That's the part right there.
Speaker 1: But that's the part, and it's my name.
Speaker 3: Right, Hannah, right? I think he said Hannah all right,
Speaker 3: did he say that with something? I think I just remember.
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 1: Google it right now, google it figured it out. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I've never googled it, but I remember
Speaker 1: that song was Bagel's, Like, guess his song. He says
Speaker 1: my name, because no songs have Hannah in it.
Speaker 2: Well, no, Haynah h e I n a. Sorry, if I.
Speaker 1: Could find that Hannah, that's my name in that central
Speaker 1: d she's found. That's right, So that's my name.
Speaker 2: H e I n a. That's the hog.
Speaker 1: How can you what it's a song? You're saying it like.
Speaker 1: He doesn't spell it out. Heah, No, he doesn't say hi.
Speaker 1: That's not heinie. Somebody just put it in like the
Speaker 1: lyrics dot com thing wrong.
Speaker 2: Guys, we're going we're going a break and we're back.
Speaker 3: Two revelations. There's two revelations that we're about to come
Speaker 3: to right now. What one we realized that Hannah Hannah
Speaker 3: is Hannah is synonymous with Heini apparently.
Speaker 1: The root that's the root.
Speaker 2: And Hannah Hannah for sure did not find the bear
Speaker 2: this week.
Speaker 1: Stop talking about the baby.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about it's in the damn outline. What
Speaker 2: do you want gonna do.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's in the outline. It's not happen.
Speaker 1: I'm julye low key because yes it is in the outline,
Speaker 1: because we never removed it from the outline. But I
Speaker 1: will say this, but I remember every single time to
Speaker 1: be like, okay, I see it to the outline. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna skip it because I know we have a plan.
Speaker 1: I think, deep down you love this segment. I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring it back for season.
Speaker 2: I can tell you why. I love it, because you're right.
Speaker 3: I do love it, and I'm gonna tell you why
Speaker 3: because you're failing at it, and I love making fun
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 1: I know that you like making fun of me, but
Speaker 1: I ain't feeling at it because the fans are on
Speaker 1: my side. Just wait, we're back at the loft.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, go ahead, I just mommed you.
Speaker 1: They are back in the loft. Get in the car.
Speaker 1: Coach tells Nick that this program is as easy as.
Speaker 3: It's a.
Speaker 2: It's a bad acronym.
Speaker 1: Physical education activity nuts nuts.
Speaker 2: It makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1: It's perfect. I think it's perfect too. I love I
Speaker 1: can see Matt and Alex trying to come up with
Speaker 1: that acronym pe what peanuts? Then just have bag say
Speaker 1: nuts nuts perfect, you know win Here we go again.
Speaker 3: This is this, Uh, this has been their storyline this
Speaker 3: entire episode. You coach saying Nick, you should work out.
Speaker 3: He's saying, no, I like dumplings. Winston saying can I
Speaker 3: work out? But you can't work out because Whenstin's constantly
Speaker 3: hurting himself and then here we go again, he tries
Speaker 3: to do a burpie, only hurting himself in the process.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, and Schmidt. Schmidt calls Nick and he asked
Speaker 2: me if he left this Oakland Raiders yamakat god.
Speaker 3: You know that's that thing when you like you really
Speaker 3: you you you really want to like you miss people
Speaker 3: and you just call for.
Speaker 1: Nothing for no reason.
Speaker 2: Hey man, you uh water working over there in the house.
Speaker 1: Your light switches up and down down, but is yours
Speaker 1: up and down. It also makes me laugh because of
Speaker 1: like hyper specific swag like teams wag that knows its
Speaker 1: market like an Oakland Water's yamica makes me laugh, like
Speaker 1: when the Dodgers just won, I always eight Dodgers lunatic
Speaker 1: and went and like bought out all the merch on
Speaker 1: the site. Immediately because I just wanted to like wrap
Speaker 1: it so hard immediately. And then it literally showed up
Speaker 1: yesterday and I was like and then I was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's cool. I'm so happy to have this
Speaker 1: world serious twenty twenty four Dodger's champion. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if I needed the T shirt, the hat, the hoodie,
Speaker 1: the jersey.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: I got very excited after that, you know, fifth inning turnaround.
Speaker 1: I went like, I would have they had a yamaka.
Speaker 1: I would have probably bought the yamaka. And you know,
Speaker 1: I just would have. I just was like, click click
Speaker 1: add to cart, Let's go Dodgers, Hannah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you gotta buy merch, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You know what else it? Sometimes you gotta buy that
Speaker 2: merch merch.
Speaker 1: All right? Oh man, we made that work for us,
Speaker 1: my tangent, who knew.
Speaker 3: If if anybody has an Oakland Raiders yamaka, by the way,
Speaker 3: like you know, send us your photos.
Speaker 1: Let's see it.
Speaker 2: We want to see an Oakland Raiders yama because oh.
Speaker 1: All right, now Jess comes home.
Speaker 2: She wait before we before before we do that.
Speaker 3: This line right here, Schmidt's line is so telling of
Speaker 3: when we filmed this he hasked to be put on
Speaker 3: speaker so he could hear the workout.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, we didn't have FaceTime.
Speaker 1: That's true to tell tiny taels and they're all tech related.
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny those tiny tails?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. He goes Nix and jeans, and he goes,
Speaker 2: what's Nixon jeans? What are nix and jeans?
Speaker 1: Another line? All right? So Jess comes blazing in. She's
Speaker 1: so excited about happened in hot food. She's like now,
Speaker 1: She's like, hype, I can figure out the field trip.
Speaker 1: It's a double booon ya and then huh slip slide
Speaker 1: under the door. Another menu, fin menu. So she sees
Speaker 1: the delivery guy. She starts chasing him. She's like, gets him,
Speaker 1: like you don't need to leave any more menus. And
Speaker 1: then she chases the guy back to the van and
Speaker 1: then she finds uh Bran Ryan and then he's just like,
Speaker 1: I played you. I'm the boss. I don't care about conservation.
Speaker 1: I only care about the restaurant. Which can I also
Speaker 1: say fair, you're a small business, You're a restaurant. You're
Speaker 1: trying to go all city paper the walls to be
Speaker 1: like we exist, please, buy our food, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're kind of not wrong, Bryan. It's okay. He should
Speaker 1: have been able to give your menus. But Jess is
Speaker 1: like lit up, and she's like, I'm gonna report you
Speaker 1: to the city.
Speaker 3: That's the only reason why I haven't shout at a restaurant,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Because I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I don't want to litter.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have the littering aspect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not who I am.
Speaker 1: So no, No, that's such a brand. That's such a brand.
Speaker 2: Now. Now, meanwhile, Coaches, this is my favorite.
Speaker 1: This part was my favorite electronic music, my favorite. It's
Speaker 1: just because of Max. This is my favorite. Okay say it.
Speaker 3: So they first of all, they start doing the head bop, like,
Speaker 3: h what's the Roxbury Rocks Night at the Roxbury and
Speaker 3: which I does? It's you know, iconic reference to one
Speaker 3: of the most iconic shows of all time, Speaking of which,
Speaker 3: Saturday Night is available now to buy or to rent.
Speaker 2: Please go and watch it. Are in yours truly?
Speaker 1: Oh I should say this, by the way, if we're
Speaker 1: plugging the movie, because I'm happy to plug all the things.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows how much I love Canada. I love a
Speaker 1: little place called Salt Spring Island. They have one movie
Speaker 1: theater there called the Fritz, and they're playing your movie.
Speaker 1: Oh so everybody on the island go running by the tickets.
Speaker 1: It's a good one, putting on the Fritz, putting on whoa.
Speaker 2: Literally just showed up from school? Hey love, whah you
Speaker 2: want what? Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll be out there in a second. Okay, I'll
Speaker 3: be out there in the second. Mama, I'm not mommy,
Speaker 3: I'm daddy. But I could put a wig on if
Speaker 3: that makes you feel more comfortable. Can Michael Jackson my skin?
Speaker 2: If that makes you anyway? Where are we? Um?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So Coach is playing electronic music to warm up.
Speaker 1: Nick and Coach start bouncing around, and Schmidt can hear
Speaker 1: the music from down the hallway as he's cleaning the
Speaker 1: fridge and starts to dance one of the most MACS
Speaker 1: dances that makes it into the show and becomes iconic.
Speaker 1: Schmidt and he can't fault them for the.
Speaker 2: Track because it's a great workout track. Great world got track.
Speaker 3: Now, Nick is progressively getting worse at pushups and jumping rope.
Speaker 3: Cec then walks in with a bunch of Chinese food
Speaker 3: that she thought Jess needed. Nick lets her know that
Speaker 3: it was him who needed it for his post workout meal.
Speaker 2: Then this is this is this is interesting.
Speaker 3: This could be what you have been, what you alluded
Speaker 3: to earlier. This is the start of something. Because he
Speaker 3: leaves CC and coach alone for the first time and
Speaker 3: didn't gets awkward.
Speaker 1: It's so funny and I'm sure you will agree with me.
Speaker 1: The hardest thing when you have a one on one
Speaker 1: scene with Damon is not breaking because it's his whole
Speaker 1: goal and he will get so weird and big how
Speaker 1: he uses his voice says it's really hard, and CEC's
Speaker 1: whole thing is like she's just she's so stone, she's
Speaker 1: seen it all, like it doesn't phase her. But Hannah
Speaker 1: is dying inside, no doubt, no diggity. And then does
Speaker 1: the squat buye?
Speaker 2: I wonder if that ever worked for I'm sure it does.
Speaker 3: When you go to the gym and you just make
Speaker 3: eye contact with somebody while you're doing squats nine one one?
Speaker 1: Are you joking? If somebody was doing a squat and
Speaker 1: looked and then held eye contact, I no, I'm moved.
Speaker 1: I'd leave, I'd leave, I'd leave the state.
Speaker 2: If a woman did that to me, I'd marry her.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go, ladies, now you know you want
Speaker 1: to marry littlemore go to his gym. Look them right
Speaker 1: in the eye.
Speaker 2: I do squats, look me and my soul.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get that ring.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: And it comes back and then tips tips CC four dollars.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine.
Speaker 2: Would you have settled for ten?
Speaker 1: I was about to say it was more. Actually probably
Speaker 1: it's the four dollars that's problematic. I'll take freebody that's okay,
Speaker 1: But I do love you.
Speaker 2: Go you go? Did you just tip me?
Speaker 3: As you walk off with the money, You're like.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it. Yeah, But like what.
Speaker 3: This whole nick sneaking and dumpling in the middle of
Speaker 3: the workout? Clay me, it's a protein boost. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I think it was like one tiny line in the
Speaker 1: script and they were just like where and I think
Speaker 1: that they just wouldn't stop. Damon and Jake wouldn't stop.
Speaker 1: And then it became this super funny moment.
Speaker 3: Oh it's too good, too good now, Jess, she walks,
Speaker 3: she walks back, and she lets the boys know that
Speaker 3: she's gonna research lawsuits.
Speaker 2: In her room. And that's what yes, And that's when
Speaker 2: Winston he wheels into the living room with a found wheelchair.
Speaker 2: I can't the wheelchair he found? You know what?
Speaker 3: I find to be really funny. Winston found that wheelchair.
Speaker 3: But wasn't that his Ford that they were driving in
Speaker 3: that really nice car where he's like, wait, foot underneath it?
Speaker 3: So Winston has enough money to buy a brand new Ford.
Speaker 2: It was cool.
Speaker 3: Technology, but his ankle was like wrapped up with actual
Speaker 3: like tape, with duct tape. And he has a h
Speaker 3: a wheelchair that he found in a dumbstair with a
Speaker 3: trick wheel.
Speaker 2: M he what this man?
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't make any sense. Also, can I ask
Speaker 1: you something? Just like low Ki is an actor that
Speaker 1: was on a show that like had a lot of hours.
Speaker 1: Weren't you like a little bit happy that you got
Speaker 1: to sit in the wheelchair?
Speaker 2: Oh? And I gotta do stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's so nice to sit here.
Speaker 2: And I don't have any cues. I don't have to
Speaker 2: like walk here, walk here.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Somebody else is doing.
Speaker 1: Someone else gotta push you. That's their job to do
Speaker 1: my stage work.
Speaker 3: And imagine what Kevin McHale from Glee felt like, this
Speaker 3: character is a wheelchair I know, or wheelchair.
Speaker 1: Jimmy, wheelchair Jimmy. I love that he loves it, though, Like,
Speaker 1: I love that he honors that so much. She's like
Speaker 1: done and went back to de Grassey like knows all
Speaker 1: the people. I was like, I love that he loves it.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's his origin story, you know.
Speaker 3: New Girl is is uh for a lot of us,
Speaker 3: our origin story, and clearly we love it.
Speaker 1: Look at what we're doing right wheelchair winnie, wheel chair whitny,
Speaker 1: no will chair Whitny.
Speaker 2: We gotta make t shirts. Uh.
Speaker 1: Big revelations happening this part.
Speaker 3: Oh when Winston, uh, Winston eats. He eats some food
Speaker 3: and he starts to freak out why because he is
Speaker 3: allergic to MSG.
Speaker 2: Aha. This is where Jess thinks she has them right
Speaker 2: by the gonuts peanuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said this menu has has no MSG on it,
Speaker 3: and it turns out that's a lot.
Speaker 1: She's like, I got him.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my gosh. Now we're gonna come
Speaker 3: back to that. But Nick says that he isn't like Coach.
Speaker 3: He's like, I want this dumpling. Okay, Coach I understand
Speaker 3: what he's trying to.
Speaker 2: Do, but I'm not like you.
Speaker 3: He's a dumpling and he shoves it in his mouth,
Speaker 3: but much to his chagrin, it is a veggie dumpling,
Speaker 3: and he feels like he just wasted his time.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: And Schmid is still sad that he is missing things
Speaker 3: that are happening in the loft. So Jess and Winston
Speaker 3: they leave, They flee the scene. They're gonna go to
Speaker 3: hop fu.
Speaker 1: Well, they didn't leave, just left and just takes She
Speaker 1: took it. You've been kidnapped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she took him, which is okay. I guess I'll
Speaker 3: go along for the ride if you're gonna get if
Speaker 3: you're gonna take me literal ride, yeah, Like Vegas is
Speaker 3: a long ways away, but if somebody else is gonna
Speaker 3: drive like.
Speaker 1: Cool, I'm like I'll go. Oh god.
Speaker 2: Now they're they're pretty pissed off. Well, Jess is pretty
Speaker 2: pissed off.
Speaker 3: Winston loves the food though, but you just can't really talk.
Speaker 3: My favorite part of this is when when Jess is
Speaker 3: like trying to point at it, she goes, aha, there's
Speaker 3: no msg.
Speaker 2: With the circle thing. What is that thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: There's a Ghostbusters thing, the Ghostbusters thing everywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh, shout out to Ghostbusters.
Speaker 3: Now dress she addresses the whole restaurant to let them
Speaker 3: know that that that this restaurant is putting poison in
Speaker 3: the food. It's putting it's putting all kinds of bad
Speaker 3: stuff in the food. And then Winston asks if those
Speaker 3: crispy noodles on.
Speaker 1: Read the room, Read the room, Winnie wheelchair winning, read
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 3: Now, this Coach, this is the only time they were
Speaker 3: This is the only time they've gone this route right
Speaker 3: with uh with again, thinking that this might be.
Speaker 2: A thing that we'd see coach do more often. But
Speaker 2: he's on the couch making Caribbean beats on a keyboard.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad that's the only time that they did this.
Speaker 3: The early time we see this, because they could have
Speaker 3: been a whole album, you know, like the like the Elations, Elations, therelations.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So he's making Caribbean beats on his keyboard,
Speaker 3: and he wanted to prove to himself that he could
Speaker 3: still be coach because.
Speaker 2: Ever since his breakup with Malia, he hasn't been able
Speaker 2: to do anything right.
Speaker 1: It wasn't about Nick, his coach was about coach mmm mmmm.
Speaker 1: And then comes the illegal activity.
Speaker 3: Well, Schmid puts a clock that he found and he
Speaker 3: thought that maybe neighborly he came over to set it
Speaker 3: up for him, but next sees the alarm clock. It
Speaker 3: has a camera on it. Yeah, Schmid if he's tried
Speaker 3: to spy on them, and he plays dumb, but he is.
Speaker 3: He's missing nowt he got that FuMO.
Speaker 1: It is the worst think. All your friends are hanging
Speaker 1: out without you and all this like weird stuff is
Speaker 1: happening and no one's even like like a mole like
Speaker 1: kind of at least just like telling you, like you're
Speaker 1: fully iced out and it's your own doing.
Speaker 2: Is brutal, yeah.
Speaker 1: At that age, like at that period of your life. Brutal.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's what Nick is telling them. He's like,
Speaker 2: hey man, you chose to move out. That's right, you know.
Speaker 2: Be Schmid's like, I got a very important coffee beating
Speaker 2: with who. You can't figure it out.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a name. And this is when we
Speaker 3: go again, and then he starts playing. He starts making
Speaker 3: fun of his pants again. Tiny pants, man, you don't
Speaker 3: have friends.
Speaker 1: This feels also like he made up the song.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he did. I'm sure this.
Speaker 1: Feels like a damon because it wasn't it. This song
Speaker 1: was not in the script.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he made absolutely made.
Speaker 1: So either was pitch to him or he's saying it,
Speaker 1: but he was perfect.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Now just tells Brian this show.
Speaker 1: Oh this was brutal this part. I was like, you
Speaker 1: guys wrote this episode so well. I forgot this part
Speaker 1: because I was like, also the truth, Like, it's such
Speaker 1: an honest episode. This is what would happen, like think
Speaker 1: about because it's a very I say this gently, but
Speaker 1: this is a very light Karen esque episode. Oh right, absolutely,
Speaker 1: Like that's kind of what it is to sit there
Speaker 1: and be like, I don't like it, I care about
Speaker 1: the earth, get rid of these menus, then try to
Speaker 1: blow up the spot and to do a whole thing
Speaker 1: and not realize the consequences. That's right of what you're
Speaker 1: actually what it looks like to make this thing that's
Speaker 1: annoying you happen.
Speaker 2: What it actually looks like.
Speaker 3: That's right, because just tells him that she's going to
Speaker 3: drive away all his customers unless he stops delivering the menus.
Speaker 3: He agrees, and so he fires Charles. The menu delivery
Speaker 3: guy Boom fires him on the spot.
Speaker 2: Poor Jess, uh, well, well not poor Jess, poor.
Speaker 1: Charles, actually, poor Charles.
Speaker 3: Charles pors he got seven kids now three baby mamas,
Speaker 3: seven kids. Come on, somebody lying to you, Charles. Now
Speaker 3: Schmid is finally having coffee with that person he said
Speaker 3: he's gonna have coffee with and surprise, it's outside.
Speaker 1: Day, outside day. Also, this was one line in the
Speaker 1: in the script one and of course he's a genius.
Speaker 2: He can't uh.
Speaker 3: He tells Smith that you know that his friends have
Speaker 3: moved on, and just comes back and tells Nick that
Speaker 3: he was right. She got a man fired, and Winston
Speaker 3: ran over a lizard with his wheelchair. Life is happening
Speaker 3: really fast to these guys right now, you know. She
Speaker 3: joins Coach on the couch, and this is what I say.
Speaker 3: Another one of those moments where I'm like, Coach was
Speaker 3: just dropping like Damon was just dropping Damon isms all
Speaker 3: over the place, because I'm like, as they're eating, at
Speaker 3: one point, he drops noodles. I think he even says it,
Speaker 3: and I couldn't quite hear if he did it. Well,
Speaker 3: he said, I dropped someone, I dropped something.
Speaker 2: On my pan and he leans out to eat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was definitely not pitched or written. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go on a limb.
Speaker 2: There, so so funny.
Speaker 1: Uh oh. And now Nick gets to be the coach.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, because now they're sitting there slumming it.
Speaker 3: They're just damon. At one point is pouring the soy
Speaker 3: sauce directly into his mouth. There he's calling it a
Speaker 3: food manah, like a Chinese food manage where he's sticking
Speaker 3: different foods in his mouth at the same time, very
Speaker 3: Montreal like. And then Schmid comes barging in obviously mm hmm,
Speaker 3: and he admits defeat.
Speaker 2: They won. He misses being there. Finally he said it,
Speaker 2: and Winston wheels in with toilet paper connected to his chair. M.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is so the things that happened to
Speaker 1: you in this episode. In the next episode are some
Speaker 1: real core Winston moments.
Speaker 2: M h.
Speaker 3: And I love how this one wraps up where Jes
Speaker 3: figures it out.
Speaker 2: Aha, she's got that aha moment.
Speaker 3: She knows how she's gonna cover these transportation costs to
Speaker 3: get these kids to the ocean.
Speaker 2: She uses the hot food delivery van to take all
Speaker 2: these badass kids to the water. Nick says it feels
Speaker 2: pretty good, making a.
Speaker 1: Difference in this line to I can't.
Speaker 3: So good, the fact that he wants to run. He
Speaker 3: runs towards the ocean. Coach chases after him. Winston tries
Speaker 3: to wheelchair in the sand and obviously falls over.
Speaker 2: And then Jess she gives Schmidt his keyback. Uh, he
Speaker 2: said that it's just a copy. He's got fifty at home.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, but we missed this one part. And it's
Speaker 1: my favorite thing when Jess when they with the student
Speaker 1: gives a hot dog hat to Jess and she's like,
Speaker 1: this really belongs to Nick because he made it happen.
Speaker 1: And the student goes, is that your dad? One of
Speaker 1: my favorite lines. Just destroy you in a moment. Someone
Speaker 1: asked me recently. They're like, oh my god, you still
Speaker 1: cut your own banks? Destroyed me in the moment.
Speaker 2: I was like, do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like by that? This is terrible, but kind of terrible
Speaker 1: because you're asking and you're looking at him.
Speaker 2: You don't have to cut my banks. They just went away.
Speaker 1: God, God, all right. And of course this happens to you,
Speaker 1: by the way, multiple times on this show. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think twice they've done this to you on this show,
Speaker 1: which is crazy. Never happened to the rest of us.
Speaker 1: But they tried to bury Winston alive in the sand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why's so strange? What are they?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was with you in the scene
Speaker 1: later on where they did it, and I remember it
Speaker 1: being tear. I was terrified for you. They like literally
Speaker 1: covered you in sandy, give you a straw to breathe
Speaker 1: out of. And I was like, what show are we making?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That one right there was insane.
Speaker 3: But that was like a makeshift sandbox at least yeah
Speaker 3: on stage, but still what it was weird?
Speaker 2: Come guys, I wouldn't do that. Now.
Speaker 3: I'm an NBA Award winner, so I don't uh fake couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't do my own stunts anymore. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: go to break had it. When we come back, we're
Speaker 2: gonna messing around. Don't tell your husband and we are back. Babe, Yeah, babe.
Speaker 2: What is the topic of the day? Work it out? Right? You?
Speaker 1: I mean you really went on a big fitness journey.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about your workout journey.
Speaker 2: So did you? So did you?
Speaker 1: So did I? And by the way, to the like
Speaker 1: my two little workout journeys are both because of you.
Speaker 1: This is like the domino effect of somebody being like,
Speaker 1: this feels really great to me. So you started working
Speaker 1: out at UP I see up up Ultimate Performance, And
Speaker 1: then so did my brother, so did my husband. Like
Speaker 1: you really like kickstarted because you showed results like it
Speaker 1: was really amazing, and then so did I. And then
Speaker 1: I was traveling and a bunch of things whatever, and
Speaker 1: then I was like, I need a trainer, another trainer,
Speaker 1: and then I met Hannah Joy through you, who is
Speaker 1: a sick trainer. And that, although came from you like
Speaker 1: doing the work, came from like a real place right
Speaker 1: where you're like I need to turn this whole thing around. Yep,
Speaker 1: and it had a real big impact on your physical
Speaker 1: and mental health.
Speaker 2: You're just a lot more pissed off and angry every day.
Speaker 1: But besides that, Eddie can take it.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, like.
Speaker 1: He gives it to he's the best.
Speaker 2: O yea, yeah, yeah, yeah he's He's a really funny meathead.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Eduardo little Romanian lit Romanian asshole. So
Speaker 3: what's the craziest fitness crazy you've tried? That that? This
Speaker 3: is it? This is what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: That's the craziest one.
Speaker 1: That really intense, but it's really great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've gotten results. I've dropped forty pounds in four months.
Speaker 3: You know, which is which I feel like I could
Speaker 3: have done more because there are different parts.
Speaker 2: There are different moments in that where I was being
Speaker 2: lazy and not necessarily following the exact caloric deficit diet.
Speaker 3: But you know, I really you know, at one point
Speaker 3: I just went like insanely focused, and so I went
Speaker 3: from yeah, I went from about one ninety five to
Speaker 3: about one fifty five.
Speaker 2: Something like that. Yeah, something something in that ballpark.
Speaker 1: And grew strong, like they're all about strength.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, yeah, I could punch a hole through the wall,
Speaker 3: but when I do, my hand hurts the knuckles.
Speaker 2: It's the knuckles. Okay.
Speaker 3: Chinese food New York versus LA, who has the best
Speaker 3: Chinese food?
Speaker 1: I've never really had Chinese food in New York. So
Speaker 1: I feel like you could answer this probably better than me.
Speaker 3: I feel like Chinese food in New York was popular
Speaker 3: in the eighties in the nineties for some reason. I
Speaker 3: always feel like when you watch movies that took place
Speaker 3: in New York in the eighties, and nineties, people were
Speaker 3: eating Chinese food.
Speaker 1: They people will say, everybody who's in New York, drop
Speaker 1: as the spots for the best Chinese food in New York. La,
Speaker 1: drop us the spots because I'd like to know. I
Speaker 1: love Chinese food.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna go ahead and say New York because
Speaker 3: New York has some of the best food in the world.
Speaker 3: You know, at different cultures of people.
Speaker 1: You know, LA is going to fight you.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I don't care. I live here, and
Speaker 2: let me tell you something, La, Are you used to
Speaker 2: me for real?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 2: It's a very bougie food scene.
Speaker 3: I mean, the food is good when you go to
Speaker 3: like these like these incredible chefs that like do incredible
Speaker 3: things and they open up a shop that a store
Speaker 3: that is so bougie that you can't really get into it.
Speaker 3: And you got to like know a person who knows
Speaker 3: a person who knows a person. But in New York,
Speaker 3: I feel like you can get the best damn sandwich
Speaker 3: out of bodega on the corner.
Speaker 2: But in LA, it's like a laud the block. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, so bougie.
Speaker 3: They know LA knows y'all know how boogie y'all get
Speaker 3: you know, I've been here sixteen years.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you something. When they go, oh,
Speaker 2: this new restaurant opened.
Speaker 1: And screeching under your feet, stand up.
Speaker 3: I don't give a damn no matter, no matter what
Speaker 3: I've achieved in my life, they still treat you in
Speaker 3: some of these restaurants like a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just gonna say there is.
Speaker 1: A look of like who are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, new restaurant open. They did that to
Speaker 3: me last night, literally last night. And I love going
Speaker 3: to this place, Chateau Marma. I love going to Chateau
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: And we had the GQ Men of the Year party
Speaker 3: yesterday and so me and a buddy we leave the
Speaker 3: party and we want to go have a drink next door.
Speaker 3: As Chat told my mom, the guy is just like sorry.
Speaker 3: He didn't even he didn't even let me like he
Speaker 3: didn't care. I just walked up and I was like,
Speaker 3: He's like, sorry, reservations only. And I'm looking at him
Speaker 3: one like, how you know I don't have a reservation
Speaker 3: And I said and I was like, oh no, we
Speaker 3: just want to go to the bar and hamm a drink.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, sorry, it's just it's reservation only. And
Speaker 3: then Hoparazzi comes up take pictures. They asked me for
Speaker 3: a little autograph situation, go boom, boom boom, and he
Speaker 3: was still just kind of like he just walked away,
Speaker 3: and I said, hey, man, we just want to get
Speaker 3: a drink.
Speaker 2: He's like, heyho you with.
Speaker 3: So I got my buddy and he was like yes him, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're fine.
Speaker 2: I was like, what in the Hollywood was that?
Speaker 1: All right? You guys? Menus? I wonder if Chatteau delivers
Speaker 1: menus menus, menus menus. What a great, funny, weird episode.
Speaker 1: We got to see the love story of the boys
Speaker 1: trying to work out. We watched a Bay b story
Speaker 1: flip to an A story, a Bay story, if you will, base.
Speaker 1: It was a good one and by Trent. That's why
Speaker 1: it's also like Trent Matt Alex like the Powerhouses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for listening, Thank you for listening for sure.
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Speaker 3: episode three oh nine, Longest Night Ever.
Speaker 2: Peace.
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Speaker 3: Our executive producer is Joel Monique. Our engineer and editor
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