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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. We wanna

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Speaker 1: We scared her. Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is KARENL. Gariff.

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Speaker 4: We wrapped up a previous recording with our friend Martha Kelly,

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Speaker 4: and we were all getting in our cars and we

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Speaker 4: felt kind of incomplete. Yeah, so we asked her to

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Speaker 4: be on another episode, and she's here everyway Kelly, here

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Speaker 4: for part two.

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Speaker 2: Living, laughing and loving.

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Speaker 4: All of her teeth are staying from red Wine.

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Speaker 2: What a party. I'm so excited to party down again. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can't wait.

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Speaker 4: I just didn't like the idea of you diving immediately

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Speaker 1: What do you wish you had said?

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Speaker 2: Martha well, I have some good and bad news. There

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Speaker 2: because I just did. I did want to shoot talk

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Speaker 2: my old twelve step group.

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Speaker 1: Why not do it?

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Speaker 2: I realized maybe that isn't the best karma after having

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Speaker 2: fun recommending dance your style. Also, people graduation videos, people

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, where the whole family is around a computer.

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Speaker 2: And then there was a trend on TikTok a few

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Speaker 2: But it's for finding out stuff that's not important at all,

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Speaker 2: So they're just doing it all as a joke.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and just but it was equally the music

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Speaker 4: It's funny. How much music will I'm like, why am

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Speaker 2: Music creakes the world go around. Yes, when she loves

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Speaker 2: No one cares, but I did have a dream two

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Speaker 2: nights ago that Missy Eli was doing some kind of

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, who put me in this position?

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Speaker 4: Misdemeanor Elliott, which are crimes that really where the punishment

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Speaker 3: almost like a resort breakfast fruit salad I have found.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a resort? I think I have.

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Speaker 2: I kind of want to do a do it yourself

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a room with a lot of plants.

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Speaker 3: And the shower's on real hot. Yes, and there are

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Speaker 2: It is really cute that they want to put their

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Speaker 2: the time during the day, truly, just to entertain himself,

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Speaker 1: And I do have a video of him.

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Speaker 2: Pawing at the lock and yowling for like two minutes.

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Speaker 4: Straight because he wanted to try on your clothes again.

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Speaker 1: He said, get that dress off that hangar. Now, I

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Speaker 4: I love cats trying to try on human clothes. I

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Speaker 1: I have two, Gary and Berry.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you always have two cats one dog.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of your Although when I got Buddy, I

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Speaker 1: And when I end up with Frest said this has to.

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Speaker 2: And then you have ten cats. Yes, four cats is

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Speaker 4: As someone that did catst they were some of them

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Speaker 4: Yes, they needed attention that I did not have the

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Speaker 2: There is a college course you can take called how

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Speaker 4: Well that I could. I think I could teach you

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Speaker 4: A lot of people start to pet cats and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 4: You just give the cat a little until they're like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of cats will will buy if you

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Speaker 2: put them too long. My current cats, Gary and Barrier

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Speaker 4: God, do they lay together and put their heads on

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Speaker 1: They do hug.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's pretty Yeah, that's you. Gotta get a camera on.

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Speaker 1: That, guys, you gotta get a camera on this restaurant

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Speaker 2: Oh, Muffing can stop us, Oh, Muffin can stop us?

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Speaker 4: Oh, now that song's in my head. Muffin's gonna stop us.

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Speaker 1: Now, don't sing it.

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Speaker 4: I won't. I know we'll get in trouble, but I

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Speaker 4: am saying, Muffin. All you have to do is change

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Speaker 4: the lyrics Muffin falls under parody law and.

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Speaker 3: Ever, it doesn't seem likely because they would have already

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Plus, some guy off the streets isn't going to

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Speaker 4: It was last week?

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Speaker 4: I saw a moose, I saw a bright red fox

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Speaker 1: Now, how have you seen the movie Grizzly Man.

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Speaker 1: Yes, for sure, but I think he was already doing it.

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Speaker 3: Because my ex worked on the research when that Grizzly

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Speaker 1: He was doing it, Yeah, yeah, he was doing it

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00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: on his own.

450
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 2: And he did think that he had relationships with this bears,

451
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 2: with these bears and in their eyes, it's true Werner

452
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 2: Hertzog's narration saying, there's one part I remembers him going

453
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 2: in all the eyes of all the bears, I saw

454
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 2: nothing but something predator that I fizzled out on that guys.

455
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm bombing this second episode. I'm bombing take two. Just

456
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: give them a deep breath from and then do it again.

457
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 2: In all Okay, in all, in all the eyes of

458
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 2: all the bears, I never saw anything but a dumb

459
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 2: animal wanting to bite someone.

460
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: And that's not what he said. Same vibe, same vibe.

461
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 1: You nailed the vibe like I like.

462
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 4: I like both reads me too.

463
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 3: I think we're going to send them both to producers

464
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 3: and we'll just see what they're interesting.

465
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:56,959
Speaker 2: Oh.

466
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 4: I can't wait for this live action.

467
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 1: It's in the scenes. Martha.

468
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 3: Will you take that line one more time? And this time,

469
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 3: instead of doing an impression of Werner Herzog, let's just

470
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 3: hear Martha Kelly telling us that fact for truth.

471
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 2: Okay, in all the eyes of all the bears, I

472
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 2: could tell none of them gave a shit.

473
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: No, there it is.

474
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 2: Not one who Timothy treadwell, well, was you drink?

475
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know him.

476
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 4: That was a found Where where did you get One

477
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 4: time Martha presented this VHS tape? What was that tape?

478
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,479
Speaker 1: It was one of them.

479
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 2: I think it was my one of my friends, one

480
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 2: of my stoner friends from after high school. The era

481
00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 2: of late eighties early nineties VHS tapes being wild, being

482
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 2: able to find ones, you know, like the Winnebago guy

483
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: like that.

484
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: Yeah stuff.

485
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 2: And my friend Paul was an animator and he worked

486
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 2: at Disney and he went to cal Arts is where

487
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 2: it started.

488
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: So they would get funny, weird tapes.

489
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 2: And one of them was a guy who had neighbors

490
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 2: that were drunk all the time and arguing, and he

491
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 2: made a video with puppets re enacting the arguments using.

492
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 4: The audio of the actual recordings.

493
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 3: Yes, it's very very famous tapes. Oh yeah, we used

494
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 3: to listen to that thing all the time, insane.

495
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 4: I yeah, it's still my favorite.

496
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 3: I honestly think there's It may have been the same

497
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 3: tape that got that got passed around because we got

498
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 3: that tape with that on it. Then there was like

499
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 3: the video of the orchestra falling through. They set up

500
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 3: a they set up a stage where the scaffolding wasn't

501
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 3: correct and the entire orchestra falls through. It was like

502
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 3: it was a series of we caught this on video,

503
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 3: and it was one video tape of that, but it

504
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 3: would go from bloopers and hilarious to like the worst

505
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: thing you've ever seen.

506
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: My Yeah, it was wild and it was always like

507
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: get high. And one friend was going to bring the

508
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: VHS tape that was going to be the night's entertainment.

509
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

510
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

511
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: My friend Laura Milligan, who is the funniest.

512
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 3: When she would get really drunk, she would insist upon

513
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 3: putting on this documentary about adults who put diapers on

514
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 3: each other, and everyone would bum out and be like Laura, no, no,

515
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 3: and get like really upset because she'd already made people

516
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 3: watch it like three times, and she would be like,

517
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 3: it's come on, it's so funny, and it was like,

518
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,719
Speaker 3: it's completely traumatized me.

519
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 4: Not a Depends party, But I want to be a baby?

520
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 4: Will you treat me like a baby? Yes?

521
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, like sixty five year old men with mustaches acting

522
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 3: like babies and waiting.

523
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 4: That to me is so disgusting. But a bunch of

524
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 4: friends getting together and wearing diapers until so poops or

525
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 4: peas as a fun thing to do in a boring town.

526
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: That isn't gross to me because you've done it.

527
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 4: Oh yeah multiple times. What you've never had a Depends party?

528
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 4: It's the I grew up in a boring town. Are you?

529
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 4: Don't you believe? What it's the funnest thing to do

530
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 4: is to drink beers with a bunch of friends and

531
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 4: put on a diaper and everyone just peas themselves and

532
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 4: you laugh, and there was girls there too. We all

533
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 4: would do it, true, and everyone knew it was gross.

534
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 4: Everyone knew what we were doing, and we all agreed

535
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 4: that we were laughing just at the idea of doing it.

536
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 4: And then we did do it.

537
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: But did anyone actually ship number two?

538
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it did kind of ruin the party. Yeah,

539
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 4: what it did, But that was we all knew that

540
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 4: was the goal. At some point, someone needs to do it.

541
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: I couldn't attend. I couldn't handle it.

542
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 4: It's not a spectator sport.

543
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 2: I couldn't handle. And I couldn't participate. I couldn't tolerted.

544
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 4: I wish I hadn't brought it up, But I just

545
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 4: want to say it's a simpler time.

546
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 3: You're kind of saying that, like we used to play

547
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 3: quarters at my high school like that, that idea of

548
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 3: depends parties.

549
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: I don't think that's common me because maybe not, is it.

550
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe my friends thought it up.

551
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 3: Maybe your friends are fetishists who are using you and objectifying.

552
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 4: Oh, no, one was turned on. We all were laughing

553
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 4: in disgust. But we're doing it as a group of friends,

554
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 4: and I am talking about ten people at once.

555
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 2: I think it's like, this is my cynical assessment is

556
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 2: it's It's not cynical for the boys, it's just that's

557
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: like a young skateboarding guys almost like the guys in Jackass,

558
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 2: and universally a lot of men when they're young like

559
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: to gross each other out and gross themselves out. Yes,

560
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: And I think the girls just wanted to be around

561
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,040
Speaker 2: c boys and so they.

562
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 4: Well, yeah they were. The girls that were there were

563
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 4: like girlfriends of my friends that were like, I want

564
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 4: to do it too, But you're right because we did

565
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 4: what When Jackass came out, We're like, wait, we already

566
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 4: have done so many of these things other than getting

567
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 4: hurt and you know, sticking things in our butts or

568
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 4: whatever they do, but the jumping off buildings into pools,

569
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 4: all of those things that are in Jackass, we were

570
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 4: doing without trying to get it on camera, just for

571
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 4: the experience, which it's hard to understand now, like everything

572
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 4: needs to be filmed now. And when I watched Jackass,

573
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 4: I'm like, we did all this stuff. We just no

574
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 4: one has a camera. Why were we doing it? I

575
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 4: guess for fun. But I do regret bringing up the

576
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 4: Depends party.

577
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 2: I'd like to I'm sorry if I did shame you

578
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 2: about it.

579
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 4: I should be shamed. But it was a long time.

580
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 3: I just don't like feeling left out. And then when

581
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 3: you say it, like it's this big trend every all

582
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 3: the high school kids did, I'm like, again, I don't

583
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 3: know what's going on.

584
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone in town other than us was

585
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 4: having a depends party. It was. It was reckless of

586
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 4: me to just say it like that's a common Uh.

587
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 2: It is so funny that, really, I'm going to say,

588
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: because of how young you were, you were still boys,

589
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: young boys being like the height of adventure is we're

590
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 2: going to put on diapers until one of us goes

591
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 2: to the bathroom in it.

592
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's really not a lot to do in a

593
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 4: small town.

594
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: No, I got it. Has anyone been to Shotzi's?

595
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 3: No?

596
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: Where are we in that little patio center?

597
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 4: I believe?

598
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 6: Oh wow, but I've heard of Bakari. I thought I've

599
00:31:55,760 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 6: heard of Bocardy. Yeah, and drank out of that.

600
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 3: You're from southern originally, Are you from here or is

601
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: it that your parents moved out here?

602
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: No, I'm I grew up in Torrance.

603
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 4: Where Dirk Diggler's from Dirk.

604
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 2: Diggler and a lot of racist cops y'all.

605
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sundowntown.

606
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 2: Y'all didn't even know until I was in my early forties,

607
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 2: unfortunately did It was a sundowntown Yeah, an uber, not uber,

608
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: a super shuttle I think from the airport in Austin.

609
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: The guy told me, because when we were small talking,

610
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 2: asked me where it is from.

611
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: I told me, goes. Oh, yeah, it's a sundowntown.

612
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 4: I mean sundowntown.

613
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 2: It means that after dark, the cops would harass any

614
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 2: black people because they didn't think they belong there.

615
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: Oh what harass is the nicest way to see?

616
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 3: Yeah?

617
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, like usually just try to kill. Yeah, they were.

618
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 4: It was h Well, thank god that doesn't happen anymore.

619
00:32:55,080 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 4: Oh booo, it does. I was my sarcastic voice. Oh sorry,

620
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 4: that sounds just like my normal voice.

621
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: Sorry, I.

622
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 4: Thought that was your sarcastic booth.

623
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: But I will say on a silver line. And my

624
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 2: parents grew up in small towns amongst white supremacists before

625
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: the Civil Rights movement, and they both rejected that before

626
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 2: moving to California and then moved to California and were

627
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 2: very anti racism. Yeah, there are humans who who don't

628
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: embrace the dark side.

629
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right. Yes. And I look back on all

630
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 4: those friends at the Depens party, and that's one thing

631
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 4: we had in common was friends with parents that were

632
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 4: and continue to this day to be like open minded good.

633
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, people that your parts your parts good.

634
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 4: We have two things in common.

635
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 3: Those two things diers and lightly not as racist parents.

636
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: Look at green queen.

637
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 4: Oh, they're like flowers, but with faces hidden in them.

638
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: They art because weed.

639
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: Someone did a video on TikTok and they just did

640
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 3: a it was a video of one of those super

641
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 3: fancy weed stores and they were like, if this is

642
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 3: how wheat stores are going to be now, they have

643
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 3: to clear every person that's still in prison for pot.

644
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 3: They have to get they have to clear all of

645
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 3: those convictions because it clearly that's just not the way

646
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 3: it is anymore. Why there's people still serving time. Yeah,

647
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 3: they should immediately.

648
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 4: Yeah with anything else, if the thing you did is

649
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 4: no longer a crime, you would be exonerated. It's really

650
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 4: I mean, let's get political. That's my favorite thing to

651
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 4: do when I don't have any facts in my head,

652
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 4: but I think they can all agree on that.

653
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: I try to get political on TikTok and then I delete,

654
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: I record a three minute long video, and then I'm like, yeah,

655
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 2: I don't know how to talk about things in a

656
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 2: smart way.

657
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 3: It's so disappointing because I really used to think I

658
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 3: was smart, and once I had a podcast, I was like,

659
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 3: I am like, truly minus five percent into the dumb area.

660
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: It's very disappointing.

661
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 2: I disagree that you're not smart, but I do think that, No,

662
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 2: it's not about you. It's not no that I get.

663
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 2: I know how that sounded. I meant you you are smart.

664
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 2: I think that that right now politics are more volatile

665
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 2: than they've been in our lifetimes. Yes, and it's delicate

666
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: to talk about and you, I think you have to

667
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 2: kind of devote yourself to studying and keeping up on

668
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:07,240
Speaker 2: and like reading everything that's going on yep, and reading

669
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 2: a bunch of books by people who've analyzed that stuff in.

670
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: Order to talk about it right. And I don't have time.

671
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't have time to.

672
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 2: Vacuum my house most of the time, and it's because

673
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: I'm on TikTok trying to make smart videos. And failing

674
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 2: that's right.

675
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can't do it all.

676
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 3: We really can't. We shouldn't feel like we have to.

677
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 3: And you're so right about that. Where I remember being

678
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 3: in my early twenties when they were trying to do

679
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 3: like rock the Vote on MTV and Madonna had like

680
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 3: a flag wrapped around her shoulders or whatever. Yeah, I

681
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 3: just remember the whole vibe of the time was like,

682
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 3: that's so dumb, where like not only was no one

683
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 3: political or like very few people politically minded, but if

684
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 3: it was like people actually kind of turned against it. Yeah,

685
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 3: it was just like, that's none of my business. That's

686
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 3: for old people to figure.

687
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 4: Out, right, And now we're realizing it's what old people

688
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 4: are ruining. Oh wait, we shouldn't have put this in

689
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 4: the hands of old people.

690
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't know. That's scared shit list.

691
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 4: That's the kind of thing my dad says. So it's

692
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 4: okay for me.

693
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: And it's sad, yeah, because you're not ages.

694
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 4: No, I'm not.

695
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: It's just that I've.

696
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 3: Seen multiple times, I've seen transcripts of me speaking, and

697
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 3: it's as if I have a brain injury, the way

698
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 3: I repeat myself and say like and and that, and

699
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 3: I literally like I have some of those habits that

700
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: I think only other dumb people have.

701
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: Like I was like, not me, it can't be me,

702
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: and it's on me.

703
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: I don't know because I listen to your podcasts and

704
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 2: that's not how I hear you.

705
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because the editors are very good to me.

706
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 3: John Bradley shout out right, only I don't.

707
00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: This one's is I edits and then Edson mixes and sorry,

708
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: You're like, I do it, I do it. God damn it.

709
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 4: Now that we have Onal's speaking. I went to their

710
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 4: show You Go by Girlish Figure. Yeah. It was so yeah,

711
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 4: so good, really very and I think your first show right.

712
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: Well, my first show under that I was.

713
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 4: I was so impressed. The songs were so good, they're

714
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 4: well written. You were a rock star. You knew what

715
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 4: to do with your arms, which I said you afterwards,

716
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 4: it's very specific, but you were. It was a full

717
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 4: performance and it was really good.

718
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: I was congradulationous.

719
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 5: I had no idea Chris was coming, and so at

720
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 5: one point I'm just like looking out onto the crowd,

721
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 5: I'm like, is that Chris.

722
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 4: Was so well?

723
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: I shows up, he reps, that's it.

724
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 4: I'm realizing why a lot of people maybe didn't make

725
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 4: it to my birthday party. Is the party full? Like

726
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 4: it's it's hard to it's a link that gets emailed whatever.

727
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 4: I suddenly got a text because I was on party

728
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 4: fold because of my birthday party, and I got a

729
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 4: text that day, and that was the first I'd seen

730
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 4: of it, and I'm like, well, of course I'm gonna

731
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 4: I could have easily missed it. So I'm glad I

732
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 4: saw it and I'm glad it went. It was really fun. Yeah, yeah, good, yeah.

733
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations. Als, I'm so excited for you. I know

734
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,479
Speaker 1: that was a big deal.

735
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 4: And those people you were performing with were the people

736
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:43,959
Speaker 4: you met online, Like.

737
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 5: I mean, speaking of TikTok, Yeah, my friends shout out

738
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 5: to the band child Seat.

739
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: If people like new wave music, they make new waves.

740
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 5: I saw they had a song called money, like over

741
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 5: a year ago, and I was like, this is incredible.

742
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 5: It's like this is my new favorite song and I

743
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 5: she followed me back and then you know, flash forward

744
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,479
Speaker 5: a year later.

745
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: She asked me to play sax on that song live.

746
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: So it was like really cool at the show, Like

747
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: I got.

748
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 5: To play sacks on the song that I like discovered

749
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 5: them on TikTok playing It was just such a cool thing.

750
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: I've met a lot of friends on TikTok.

751
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so great. See it's not just everyone in

752
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 4: their phones. It leads to real life relationships on these streets.

753
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: That's right. And when you say it, you're talking about TikTok.

754
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 4: Yes, just all things or everything? Yeah, everything anything.

755
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

756
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 4: It's easy to lock the door and just stare at

757
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 4: your device, which is often what I do.

758
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: But it also brings the world to you.

759
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 4: Yes, or you can link up with the real world

760
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 4: and go out there. And I'm talking about dating apps.

761
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 4: I'm kidding, I'm not. That's actually not what I was

762
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 4: talking about.

763
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: Guys. What if we went to Denny's that has everything?

764
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: I love thecakes or Bob's Big Boy. I love a

765
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: Bob's Big Boy.

766
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 4: I just like saying Moon's over my Hammaids, but I

767
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 4: don't enjoy the dish. I've ordered things there because I

768
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 4: like their wordplay, but I don't want no Eggsam, you know.

769
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 3: Where we can go too, Sorry, because I'm now at

770
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 3: this point now I'm kind of starving.

771
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: But yes, yes, what's that place? Is it Jinkies?

772
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 3: It's right on the corner, and it's one of those

773
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 3: la diner cafe places that has breakfast, lunch, dinner all

774
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:31,959
Speaker 3: the time.

775
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: Mmm, We'll drive by it and people can look at

776
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: a menu.

777
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 4: I will. I'd love it to like it.

778
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 3: Sorry, I just realized I didn't eat lunch, and I

779
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: drink that latte and then now I'm like, right, I

780
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 3: need to eat something.

781
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do too. I spend entire days where I

782
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 4: forget to eat.

783
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 3: Martha, what's your number one diner order? If you if

784
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 3: we were to go to Denny's right now, what would

785
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 3: your thing be?

786
00:41:56,239 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: I would probably get a side of crispy bacon and

787
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 2: a side of hash browns, and.

788
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: That might might be it. When I eat bread? What

789
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: is that place called Lotta morgana gelato?

790
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 4: Do what now? Yeah? Bread makes you, uh, your body

791
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 4: work and slow motion.

792
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 2: It actually has, multiple times has brought me to the

793
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: brink of dying and I've had to go to the er.

794
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: No, I was trying to make an absurd joking.

795
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 2: Then I realized that doesn't sound absurd enough, and everyone's

796
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 2: going to be concerned. I'm sorry, I'm no, it's the

797
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 2: it's fine. It's just when I eat bread, that's all

798
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 2: I want to eat, right, But if I was eating bread,

799
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 2: I would get sour doughtosts as well. At a.

800
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: Pancakes.

801
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, bread I found out makes my hand it's hurt.

802
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my elbows because it's all sugar.

803
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's both those things.

804
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Chinky's right there. It might just be breakfast

805
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: to lunch.

806
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 4: Oh jinkies. I'd been there. It's terrific. Talk about wacky salads.

807
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: A wacky salad.

808
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 4: One time I was there and I had this shirt

809
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 4: that was just I think it was a who was

810
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 4: the Runner? The Nike Prefontaine. I had a shirt that

811
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 4: just had a floating fuzzy mustache on it with that

812
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 4: haircut and the design that shirt, I didn't know. It

813
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 4: looked exactly like the old Stephen grapes. But it was

814
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 4: years before that and possibly now I will admit the

815
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 4: inspiration for that, sure. But I went in there and

816
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:58,959
Speaker 4: this waiter was like, where'd you get that shirt? That's

817
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 4: my logo? And I'm like, what it's not, it's Prefontaine

818
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 4: the Runner. I don't And I looked at his arm

819
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 4: and he added tattoo on his arm up exactly what

820
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 4: was on my shirt. Wow, to where I'm like, wait

821
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 4: a minute, who did that tattoo? I think they used

822
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 4: the art from the shirt. He almost had a mental

823
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 4: breakdown because the tattoo was obviously special to him. Also,

824
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 4: his face had the hair and the mustache. Yeah, it

825
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 4: was a mystery that will never get solved and possibly

826
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 4: shouldn't have been brought up.

827
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: Well, we should solve it tonight.

828
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 4: Let's go to jankies, A perfect place to solve a crime.

829
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: Let's become a let's become private detectives together starting tonight.

830
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 4: Okay, perfect because I used to stop.

831
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: Sir, you really did it?

832
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: I love I love a person who has the inner

833
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 2: love of themselves to block traffic at a green light?

834
00:44:55,719 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 3: Yes, fully block on Ventura. The boldness of that. Did

835
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 3: you not think it through? Or you just don't care?

836
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 3: I do feel like people really don't care when they

837
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 3: drive anymore?

838
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Southern.

839
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 2: California drivers can be pretty wild ridiculous.

840
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 4: To me, A calm washed over me after experiencing drivers

841
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 4: in Austin, Texas, though I feared for my life every

842
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 4: day there.

843
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 2: Well, do you think it might be how many people

844
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 2: moved there from Southern California?

845
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 4: I don't know. I felt like people grow much faster there.

846
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 4: It was a death match as far as yielding and anything.

847
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 4: No one would let you in. And then if it

848
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 4: rained there, all of a sudden it was the equivalent

849
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 4: of an icy road and people were sliding everywhere. I

850
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 4: saw way more rex there, and then when I came here,

851
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 4: I'm like, people would let me merge. That was my experience.

852
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 1: Very strange.

853
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of like I'm going to go out

854
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 4: on a limb and say I enjoy drivers here. Okay, conscientious,

855
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 4: they just will take some risks. There's too much confidence.

856
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: Maybe too much confidence.

857
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 2: I do find people down where I live think that

858
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 2: it's legal to either hit a pedestrian or drive deliberately

859
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 2: drive into another car if you have the right of way. No,

860
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,479
Speaker 2: they seem to think that that's the law. Just kind

861
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 2: of drive into it. If the light's on your side. Yeah,

862
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 2: if the light's on your side and someone turns left

863
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 2: in front of you, hit the accelerator.

864
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 4: Oh wow, because I know I'm right.

865
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really wild.

866
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: I've had people honk at me for not turning left

867
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 2: into oncoming traffic.

868
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah. I guess coming from Montana, where if you're on

869
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 4: the side of the road, just putting money into a

870
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 4: parking meter or something. People will stop because they think

871
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 4: you want to jaywalk right there, Like I forgot that's

872
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 4: how I grew up. Everyone stops, Yeah it is. It

873
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 4: is a good thing, manner man I get in cars.

874
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 3: Well, just some awareness that the decision you make is

875
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 3: going to impact the people around you, right, yes, Whereas

876
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 3: like that guy, Look, he's not a bad person. We

877
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 3: don't know that very give anyone the better for the doubt.

878
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 3: But he could be on a pill of some kind, right,

879
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 3: and then he was like loops. But then he literally

880
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 3: did stop fifteen cars from going back, right, just from

881
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 3: being an asshole?

882
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 4: Right, I can. I can put myself in their shoes,

883
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 4: so like, wait, maybe they're just having a bad day

884
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 4: because I can be on pills and quick to anger myself.

885
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean I could be he got it.

886
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: I am.

887
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna should talk my old group, but I

888
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 2: will tell you since we're talking about people being angry,

889
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 2: I did some group messages calling people fake ass bitches

890
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: as I drove home from a spiritual retreat.

891
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 4: What kind of a group is this?

892
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 2: A twelve group? And lissen you know, want the horns,

893
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 2: zum us with the ball?

894
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: How long have you been sober? May I ask that question?

895
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 4: Is that rude?

896
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: No, it's not rude.

897
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 2: Of twenty one No, two thousand and three, so a

898
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 2: little over twenty one years.

899
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: Wow. Nobody more surprised than me.

900
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 4: Well, I was surprised because I never in my mind,

901
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 4: and a lot of people probably said this. You didn't

902
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 4: think you had a problem. But now that I'm someone

903
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 4: that also quit drinking for my own personal reasons, I'm

904
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 4: sorry that when you called, like your program had you

905
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 4: make amends and you called me, and I was maybe

906
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 4: flippant about it. I don't really so I'd like to

907
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 4: make amends. Well, because I was like, come on, Martha,

908
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 4: you didn't have a problem, because in my mind, someone

909
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 4: with a drinking problem is like driving erratically and screaming

910
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 4: at people.

911
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: Well, we did hang out with people.

912
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 2: I won't name the person because I love them to death,

913
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 2: but we did an Austin hang out with drinkers who

914
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 2: would get kicked out of bars for fighting the waitress

915
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, so it's easier. We did hang out

916
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 2: with Joe Rogan in the two thousands.

917
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was visiting. Yeah, it is true. It was

918
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 4: such a when we moved there. Much like your Nick

919
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 4: Nalty joke, I did not know that I had never smoked.

920
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 4: I didn't drink that much. I moved to Austin, and

921
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, I was like, just it was

922
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 4: so normal to just get after it there.

923
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

924
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was fun to do it. It was

925
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 2: very really fun to drink every night. But I also

926
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 2: might like the rest of my life was in shambles

927
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 2: because I was drinking every night and then hung over

928
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 2: it every day. So I couldn't do anything, like I

929
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 2: was really low functioning.

930
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 1: Anything but stand up comedy.

931
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, except I did get fired from a couple

932
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 2: of clubs on the road for having been too drunk

933
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 2: at one club and word.

934
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 1: Like drunk on stage. Yeah, since saying I'm how drunk

935
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: I was?

936
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 4: That was what every comic did.

937
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: Anyone did.

938
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 2: That was my outraged response was like how dare they?

939
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 2: But also like I bombed every show. I had just

940
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 2: broken up with terrible guy comic. He not he's not

941
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: terrible at comedy, but he's a terrible guy, And so

942
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 2: that was my like.

943
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 4: I couldn't that be I don't even know.

944
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: There's so many choices.

945
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: I can't name, can't, but I can, and I won't

946
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 2: name him, but I'll tell you. He quit drinking and

947
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 2: insisted on making amends to me, which I was like,

948
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at you anymore.

949
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: It's totally fine. We don't We're fine.

950
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 2: He was going to be coming to do stand up

951
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: in my area and I was going to go see him.

952
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 2: That's how fine we were. And then he insisted on

953
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 2: making amends in his events. His most of it was

954
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I pretended to care about you more than.

955
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: I actually did. Oh when we were dating.

956
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 4: Good lord, yeah.

957
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then asked me if I was cock blocking him.

958
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 2: He was living in a city I've never been to,

959
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 2: and asked me if I was bad mouthing him and

960
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: stopping him from getting dates with women. And I just

961
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 2: simply was like, this is weird.

962
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: This is one for the history.

963
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 4: Books that is to be written down with a feather pen.

964
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: It was very, very wild.

965
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 2: But it's also like, good for me for not ever

966
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 2: accidentally getting pregnant with him. Hey, you know what I mean.

967
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,839
Speaker 2: Appreciate the finer things in life. When you're reminded of

968
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: what could have happened. That's right, Wow, one must focus

969
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: on the positive. Yeah, did not have to have a

970
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 2: child with that person. Yeah, and I'm sorry I brought

971
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 2: everybody down. It is my specialty.

972
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 3: We're just just finally getting up there.

973
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the most backhanded amends that it needs to

974
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 4: be followed immediately by an amends for what's just said.

975
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really But I also find backhanded compliments are

976
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 2: one of my favorite things. So in a way I

977
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: did enjoy reveling and how bad it was.

978
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 3: It is pretty amazing when people can't. I just think

979
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 3: it's amazing when people can't ever apologize or say they

980
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 3: were wrong. It's just such a like you literally, it's

981
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: like if this was the boy Scouts, you are not

982
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 3: getting a badge and you are not moving forward into

983
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 3: your eagle Scout area that you could easily do if

984
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 3: you would just say these three magic words or two.

985
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is really dumb.

986
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 2: It's dumb, and it's also but it is funny when

987
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 2: people like. One of my favorite backhanded compliments after a

988
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 2: comedy show on the road was a man coming up

989
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 2: to me on his way to the bathroom while the

990
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 2: headliner was on stage and kind of whispering. I thought

991
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 2: you were really funny, but I couldn't laugh because no

992
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,240
Speaker 2: one else was laughing.

993
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he thought. Oh BN.

994
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 3: The one I got one time at the Irvine improv

995
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 3: middling for Greg Barrett was this woman who came up

996
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 3: with the nicest look on her face night.

997
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: She goes, I mean, I thought you were funny.

998
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 3: Right like the world was arguing and she was gonna

999
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 3: be like, I don't want to get into this.

1000
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've gotten that one so many.

1001
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 3: So bad where they're like partially pity you, but now

1002
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 3: I have disdained for you, and then I don't know

1003
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 3: why I came over to say this to you.

1004
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: Is the vibe I always get.

1005
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know how to apologize, and

1006
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 2: even more people don't know how to compliment.

1007
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 4: You know, it's so true, you got to write it

1008
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 4: down first, work it through.

1009
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: What would you like to hear?

1010
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 2: I wish I could remember more, but this isn't a

1011
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 2: backhead handed compliment. But I did get propositioned by an

1012
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 2: assistant manager at a comedy club in the Midwest next

1013
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:32,240
Speaker 2: to a row of outhouses porta potties, and his pitch

1014
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 2: was I could get you feature work. Oh my god,

1015
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: and I was already bombing as a feature all.

1016
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: Over the Midwest. We didn't need his help. Yeah, which

1017
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,439
Speaker 1: is why I can't.

1018
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 2: Really begrudge the lady who who told the other clubs

1019
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 2: to fire me after I was too drunk, because I

1020
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 2: was too drunk. But more importantly, I was bombing every

1021
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 2: show boy.

1022
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've seen you just melt faces off.

1023
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: For real, and it places that matters.

1024
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 4: But I've seen you, yes, people, I've seen people not

1025
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 4: get you, and I would get so defensive. I still

1026
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 4: am mad at that. Whoever you were opening for the

1027
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 4: guy that won the lottery? Yeah, the raging Cajun or ag.

1028
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: And Cajun sings anthem.

1029
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, closer was he would rant about terrorists and then

1030
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,879
Speaker 4: he sang the national anthem and he was a guy

1031
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 4: that got lucky and won the lottery or his wife

1032
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 4: did or yeah.

1033
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1034
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 4: But remember when I confronted him and it became I

1035
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 4: got banned after that.

1036
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 1: Yeah that was.

1037
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,319
Speaker 4: He get apologized to you, right.

1038
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 2: I think he tried to be like, hey, I was

1039
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 2: just kidding and whatever. But my favorite bombing experience, one

1040
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:00,479
Speaker 2: of them I have so many, was in sech Ano

1041
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,399
Speaker 2: featuring from Ria Bamford when I was only a few

1042
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 2: months sober, not doing great and the doing like not

1043
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 2: totally bombing, but not doing great. But there was a

1044
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 2: male heckler and he was simply mad at my setups.

1045
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,919
Speaker 2: He wasn't even heckling that the punchlines weren't good. One

1046
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 2: of my setups was about being a secretary and a

1047
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 2: joke about being a secretary night.

1048
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 1: The setup is just saying.

1049
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 2: Like I used to, you know, file papers, and he

1050
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 2: his heckle was like, oh poor baby, like he was

1051
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: just irrationally hated me.

1052
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

1053
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 2: And so then I, because I was nearly sober and

1054
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 2: quite emotional, I stopped doing my jokes and it gave

1055
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 2: a very earnest speech where I said, sir, I have

1056
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: been paid to do this and I have to finish

1057
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 2: my set and if you don't like it, I don't

1058
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 2: know why you don't just leave.

1059
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: I can't leave. I'm being paid to do this.

1060
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 4: Oh that's the best.

1061
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 2: But the thing that made it wonderful is uh and

1062
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 2: don't think this is the end, because this is the

1063
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 2: fake ending.

1064
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: It's only the beginning. Applause break.

1065
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 2: In my mind, I was like, I know this is

1066
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 2: going to kill the vibe and the whole audience is

1067
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: going to be uncomfortable because I'm giving a serious, vulnerable talk.

1068
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 2: No one wants that at a comedy show. But applause break.

1069
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 4: And in support of you.

1070
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: In support of me.

1071
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 2: And after the show that I found out the weight

1072
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 2: staff started it because they felt bad for me, and

1073
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 2: it's one of my favorite things.

1074
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: Someone had to do something. Yeah, we got to save her.

1075
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 2: Some of the my favorite people have worked weighted tables

1076
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 2: at comedy clubs. Some of the best people we'll need.

1077
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 2: And some of the meanness, I'll be honest. Some of

1078
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 2: them hated me in Missouri, wouldn't so much just help

1079
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 2: me light a cigarette. Some of those women fake ass bitches.

1080
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, fake ass bitches.

1081
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 4: But this was at a time you were ahead of

1082
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 4: your time because this was when comics would yell their

1083
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 4: jokes like there to be like an understated dry comic

1084
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 4: was like risky at the time. Yeah, now a lot

1085
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 4: of not impossible. Yeah, And if you could just end

1086
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 4: up in Middle America at a comedy club where the

1087
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 4: last guy was you know, had a catchphrase and would

1088
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 4: like scream into the mic, it was it was just

1089
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 4: hard to survive back then. Now I'm jealous of comics

1090
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 4: that all get to be a version of Martha Kelly,

1091
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 4: and that's you. So I meant, you know what, really.

1092
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: Nice, Chris.

1093
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 2: I appreciate it, I will say, because I hate to

1094
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 2: just gracefully accept a compliment.

1095
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: God forbid.

1096
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,919
Speaker 2: Mitch Hedberg was selling out every show at this time,

1097
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 2: so it wasn't unprecedented to be a low energy.

1098
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 4: Well I remember him coming to Austin. Then the first

1099
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 4: time I saw him there, I was excited, and no

1100
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 4: one came to see him. But yes, of course the

1101
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 4: next time there was a line around the block. But

1102
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 4: that was still during the Larry the Cable Guy era.

1103
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, or the guy who was a musical what was

1104
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 2: his name, but he had a song where the chorus

1105
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 2: was who put the dick on the Snowman? He was

1106
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: a country Rodney, Rodney Carrington snowman.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. He did music too, Yeah, I do

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Speaker 1: kind of love What was the answer? Who did it?

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Speaker 1: I can't remember.

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Speaker 2: We got to become private detectives to crack the case.

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Speaker 1: That's right, we have to get our licenses.

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Speaker 2: But can you imagine in a small Wisconsin suburb, the

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Speaker 2: wildfire spreading of the news that someone had put a

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Speaker 2: dick on a snowman.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he was.

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Speaker 4: He was just being relatable, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask this question, because we're ostensibly done, right,

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Speaker 3: what's people's preference anywhere with a bathroom?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Because I was gonna say, do you want to

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Speaker 1: go to in and out?

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Speaker 3: We can get it and then not stay there, or

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Speaker 3: we can't go somewhere? But I think this Jinkies is closed.

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Speaker 3: I think it's breakfast lunch. Oh it's not showing up.

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: Or do you want to go to like a sit

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Speaker 3: down plates or do you want to just go get

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Speaker 3: some food and go to my house.

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Speaker 4: I need to use the restroom.

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Speaker 1: That's my only So you're not going to help make

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Speaker 1: a decision.

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Speaker 4: I can't all those options had at the restroom, Martha.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a preference if it's not far?

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Speaker 2: But I think it is now the Bob's Big Boys.

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Speaker 2: Probably too far. If someone has to pee, that's your

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Speaker 2: old Yeah, but you.

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Speaker 1: Can't get there. But it's how far is it? Because

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Speaker 1: Chris has.

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Speaker 3: To pee, well, he always has to go into a

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Speaker 3: kind of fugue state until we get there.

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Speaker 4: Right, No, you would think.

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Speaker 1: What if I told you I had a bit of

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Speaker 1: depends on my place. What if I told you that

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Speaker 1: depends party.

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Speaker 4: Starts now, it would ring the bell for that occasion.

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Speaker 4: All right, well, maybe I'll do a little sign off

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Speaker 4: just so we have it.

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Speaker 1: Great.

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Speaker 2: Wait, let's wait, wait, let's wait till you pee your pants.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to do it during this sentence you've been

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Speaker 4: listening to Do you need a ride? D yn? I'm

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Speaker 4: a where This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

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Speaker 4: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgareff.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: podcast That's d y Nar Podcast.

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Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.