WEBVTT - Woman Crashes Car Into Popeyes After Her Order Was Missing Biscuits

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey up the day. Damn the he hoging. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be dunkey today. No more did they should have

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<v Speaker 1>they should be impassed by what they already did. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not making these people do these days. He called donkey

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<v Speaker 1>of the day, and it really caught me off guard.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn Solomon, who got the donkey out of the day

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<v Speaker 1>to day? Okay, tail, let's drop on a clues box

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<v Speaker 1>for Taylor putting together new Donkey to day intros. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey today for Friday, February twenty fourth goes to Belinda H.

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<v Speaker 1>Miller of Augusta, Georgia. Belinda's fifty years old, grown woman, seasoned, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>knows what she wants and how she wants it, and

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<v Speaker 1>if she doesn't get it, I'm sure she's not happy

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<v Speaker 1>about it. And I totally understand. Okay. What you kids

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<v Speaker 1>don't realize is those of us born in the nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds grew up on the Burger King slogan having your way. Okay, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>long before the me Goes and Drake were having that way,

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<v Speaker 1>we were having ours. And that's really a slogan that

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<v Speaker 1>applies to more than just Burger king. Okay, you go

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<v Speaker 1>to fast food restaurants. You want what you want and

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<v Speaker 1>anything else is uncivilized. Okay, words at y'alls Barkley and

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<v Speaker 1>the right Guard commercials from the nineteen hundreds. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>certain things you expect from certain fast food restaurants. When

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<v Speaker 1>you go to Chick fil A, you expect immaculate service

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<v Speaker 1>and for your order to be absolutely correct. So imagine

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<v Speaker 1>going to Chick fil A and ordering the four piece

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<v Speaker 1>chicken scripts with a large wafer fry and Polynesian sauce,

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<v Speaker 1>heavy on the Polynesian sauce. But imagine the disappointment one

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<v Speaker 1>would feel if they forgot the Polynesian sauce. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>a mile up the road, gotta get back off the

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<v Speaker 1>highway busser you turn to get back to Chick fil

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<v Speaker 1>A to get to the Polynesian sauce because you can't

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<v Speaker 1>even eat the chicken scrips without the Polynesian sauce. That's

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<v Speaker 1>high level FD. Y'all know what FD is, right, Fast

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<v Speaker 1>food disappointment. Okay. F D is one of the worst

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<v Speaker 1>things one can experience because most of the time when

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<v Speaker 1>we order in fast food, we're doing it on the go,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's comfort food and we want to be comforted,

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<v Speaker 1>and when the things we want for comfort aren't provided,

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<v Speaker 1>how can we not be disappointed? McDonald's ice cream machine

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<v Speaker 1>being broke f D when these fries not hot after

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<v Speaker 1>saying you want fresh hot fries f D. Krispy Kreme

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<v Speaker 1>hot now like not on when you pull up to

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<v Speaker 1>it FD. But Belinda Miller, what Belinda Miller went through

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<v Speaker 1>is high level FD, the kind of FD that one

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<v Speaker 1>might need some therapy for a lady to see. Jamel,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that you have an affinity for Popeyes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I love Popeyes. Let me ask you a question. What's

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<v Speaker 1>your go to Popeye's order? Three piece spicy red beans

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<v Speaker 1>and rice, doctor pepper, that's to go to? Yeah? So

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<v Speaker 1>what could be missing from that order that would disappoint you? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not a sauce person, So when you were

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<v Speaker 1>laying that out, I definitely understand fast food disappointment. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I eat my chicken strips or chicken nuggets or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>chicken tenders, no sauce, Jesus Christ. So I wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>been disappointed at all. I'd have been like, oh cool,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the same, no sauce my nuggets or chicken fingers either.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all should never be allowed to on a fire arm.

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<v Speaker 1>What why don't you sauce? No wow unless it's Chick

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<v Speaker 1>fil a, Chick fil a all day? But outside of that,

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<v Speaker 1>na no, no says nothing wow. There's a little so pepper. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, Like fries no ketchup? I just need sa Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying like fries, no ketchup pepper. Well, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to f Let's go to ABC six for the report,

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<v Speaker 1>please to see what kind of women is arrested and

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<v Speaker 1>the kids to driving her car into a restaurant. Melinda

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<v Speaker 1>Miller was arrested today for lesley ramming her fud through

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<v Speaker 1>the wall of Popeyes on the wall from way. Investigators

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<v Speaker 1>say the fifty year old continued driving her vehicle through

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<v Speaker 1>the doors of the building and did not stop until

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<v Speaker 1>the breed blocked her from moving forwether. No woman was heard,

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<v Speaker 1>but a woman inside the restaurant was almost hit. Melinda Miller,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to protacivated the salt of the first three

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<v Speaker 1>from a bl banage to property. Now. I know the

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<v Speaker 1>audio wasn't the best, but Belinda ran her car into

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<v Speaker 1>a Popeye. You know why she ran her car into

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<v Speaker 1>a Popeyees because they forgot her biscuits. That is the

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<v Speaker 1>item M that would lead to major f d s. See,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to hear both sides, because as that story

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<v Speaker 1>was being played, I was thinking, I bet it's a reason,

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<v Speaker 1>and I bet it's a good work. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to hear both sides of this. They forgot

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<v Speaker 1>her business. You listen, you can't the biscuits. You got

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<v Speaker 1>one jobs. That's what I'm saying, don't forget the biscuits.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been really doing my best in twenty twenty three

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<v Speaker 1>not to say the N word anymore, Okay, been trying

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<v Speaker 1>not to call people of any race the N word.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to eliminate the N word from all

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<v Speaker 1>my timelines and every multiverse that I exist in. But

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<v Speaker 1>when nigga's nigg on this level of nigga, you must

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<v Speaker 1>allow me an exception. Okay. There's a reason that I

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<v Speaker 1>have historically called this establishment Popeyes Chicken and Nigga cookies. Okay. See,

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<v Speaker 1>the Popeye's biscuit is proof that a lot of black

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<v Speaker 1>people don't really want the piece they say they want,

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<v Speaker 1>all Right, The Popeye's biscuit is proof that we might

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<v Speaker 1>be Glutton's for punishment. Because I've gotten old. I've come

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<v Speaker 1>to the conclusion that the Popeye's biscuit is overrated. Fight me, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I will fight you. Let's scrap right now. Biscuits with

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<v Speaker 1>their breakfast sandwiches are better. See biscuits are better. And

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<v Speaker 1>Bojangles Jangles rights chicken biscuit. Yes, that's what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>man from heaven, that Bolberry biscuit. Come on now, absolute

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<v Speaker 1>fire washing Popeyes on every level. Okay, the Popeye's biscuit

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<v Speaker 1>is a weapon, all right, that's what it is. Let

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<v Speaker 1>it see me in disrespect, Let it sit for a day,

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<v Speaker 1>and then throw that blood object at somebody day. Just

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<v Speaker 1>that's your first problem. Well, don't even let it sit.

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<v Speaker 1>Just take it right off the box and throw it

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<v Speaker 1>at somebody's head. If you hit the person in the head,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get arrested for murder because they're gonna die.

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<v Speaker 1>I not feel very vindicated over my no sauce take

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<v Speaker 1>because that's one of the worst food takes I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen them, biscuits are overrated, okay, and if you miss

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<v Speaker 1>the person that you threw the biscuit at when that

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<v Speaker 1>hard ass nigga cookie shot at a window. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get arrested for a Sultan battery would intend to kill? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the Popeye's biscuit is a weapon of mass destruction. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe me eat it with no drink. Bet you never

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<v Speaker 1>eat it with no drinking now, exactly, y'all won't do

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<v Speaker 1>that challenge? Don't take to try to eat as many

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<v Speaker 1>Popeyes biscuits as you can with no drink. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just even eat one. I'm not sure what

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<v Speaker 1>really the issue I have currently with Popeyes. They did

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<v Speaker 1>this a while ago. I need y'all to bring back

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<v Speaker 1>the Cajun rice. They took it off the menu, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm upset about this. So Cajun rice have I need

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<v Speaker 1>y'all to symbol because I wanted it brought back. Y'all

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<v Speaker 1>brought you know, McDonald's brought back that nasty ass mcgrib right.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring back Cajun at Popeyes right now? Telling band the

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<v Speaker 1>biscuits and bring back Cajen right. And I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you what I think happened to Belinda because

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<v Speaker 1>there's a manager at Popeyes. When you read the story,

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<v Speaker 1>she told police that before the crash. The mistake was

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<v Speaker 1>corrected and Belinda got her biscuits, but she was still unhappy.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a theory that Belinda got her biscuits, but

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<v Speaker 1>she forgot her drink and she was actually choking on

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<v Speaker 1>a nigga cookie. Lost control of her SUV and that's

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<v Speaker 1>how she ended up crashing into the Popeyes. Either that,

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<v Speaker 1>are you simply all what you eat? And wait? Belinda

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<v Speaker 1>was about to buy NBC. Is that what happened? That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we're going, NBC staying for nigga biscuit cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's what I think happening. Belinda was eating

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<v Speaker 1>a nigga cookie and and now I'll be Because of that,

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<v Speaker 1>we have one of the most classic nigga moments in

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<v Speaker 1>American history. You're about to experience a nigga moment. What

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<v Speaker 1>your defines the nickea moment as a moment when ignorance

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<v Speaker 1>overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical nigros acting theological

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<v Speaker 1>self destructive. I e. Like a nigga happy black history

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<v Speaker 1>mo off, y'all, please give Belinda H. Millard to sweet

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<v Speaker 1>sounds of Hamletones. Oh No, you are the dogee of

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<v Speaker 1>the day. Well, the dogee, oh the day. Ye. I

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<v Speaker 1>learned a lot about y'all this morning. Y'all don't like

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<v Speaker 1>sauce with y'r chicken scribe, and y'all like Popeye's biscuits.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to like Popeye's biscuits when I was childish.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know you put away child, away child books.

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up, you know what I mean, put the

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<v Speaker 1>childish ways behind me. All right, Well, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>that donkey today, Yes, Donkey to Day is brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by the law Office of Mike Go s Lamming Saut.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty on your

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<v Speaker 1>cell and say the bull. If you've been hurting a

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<v Speaker 1>construction accident, that's pound two five bull from your cell

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<v Speaker 1>and say the bull.