1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: Donkey up the day. Damn the he hoging. I'm trying 2 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: to be dunkey today. No more did they should have 3 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: they should be impassed by what they already did. I'm 4 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 1: not making these people do these days. He called donkey 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: of the day, and it really caught me off guard. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: Damn Solomon, who got the donkey out of the day 7 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: to day? Okay, tail, let's drop on a clues box 8 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 1: for Taylor putting together new Donkey to day intros. Okay, 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: Donkey today for Friday, February twenty fourth goes to Belinda H. 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: Miller of Augusta, Georgia. Belinda's fifty years old, grown woman, seasoned, Okay, 11 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 1: knows what she wants and how she wants it, and 12 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: if she doesn't get it, I'm sure she's not happy 13 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,200 Speaker 1: about it. And I totally understand. Okay. What you kids 14 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: don't realize is those of us born in the nineteen 15 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: hundreds grew up on the Burger King slogan having your way. Okay, yes, 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: long before the me Goes and Drake were having that way, 17 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: we were having ours. And that's really a slogan that 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: applies to more than just Burger king. Okay, you go 19 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: to fast food restaurants. You want what you want and 20 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: anything else is uncivilized. Okay, words at y'alls Barkley and 21 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: the right Guard commercials from the nineteen hundreds. But it's 22 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: certain things you expect from certain fast food restaurants. When 23 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: you go to Chick fil A, you expect immaculate service 24 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: and for your order to be absolutely correct. So imagine 25 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: going to Chick fil A and ordering the four piece 26 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: chicken scripts with a large wafer fry and Polynesian sauce, 27 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: heavy on the Polynesian sauce. But imagine the disappointment one 28 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: would feel if they forgot the Polynesian sauce. Okay, you 29 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: a mile up the road, gotta get back off the 30 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,759 Speaker 1: highway busser you turn to get back to Chick fil 31 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: A to get to the Polynesian sauce because you can't 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 1: even eat the chicken scrips without the Polynesian sauce. That's 33 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 1: high level FD. Y'all know what FD is, right, Fast 34 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 1: food disappointment. Okay. F D is one of the worst 35 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 1: things one can experience because most of the time when 36 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: we order in fast food, we're doing it on the go, 37 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: and it's comfort food and we want to be comforted, 38 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: and when the things we want for comfort aren't provided, 39 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: how can we not be disappointed? McDonald's ice cream machine 40 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 1: being broke f D when these fries not hot after 41 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: saying you want fresh hot fries f D. Krispy Kreme 42 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: hot now like not on when you pull up to 43 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: it FD. But Belinda Miller, what Belinda Miller went through 44 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: is high level FD, the kind of FD that one 45 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: might need some therapy for a lady to see. Jamel, 46 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: I know that you have an affinity for Popeyes, right, 47 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,079 Speaker 1: I love Popeyes. Let me ask you a question. What's 48 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: your go to Popeye's order? Three piece spicy red beans 49 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: and rice, doctor pepper, that's to go to? Yeah? So 50 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: what could be missing from that order that would disappoint you? Okay, 51 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,359 Speaker 1: So I'm not a sauce person, So when you were 52 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 1: laying that out, I definitely understand fast food disappointment. Like 53 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: I eat my chicken strips or chicken nuggets or you know, 54 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: chicken tenders, no sauce, Jesus Christ. So I wouldn't have 55 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: been disappointed at all. I'd have been like, oh cool, 56 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: I'm the same, no sauce my nuggets or chicken fingers either. 57 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: Y'all should never be allowed to on a fire arm. 58 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: What why don't you sauce? No wow unless it's Chick 59 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: fil a, Chick fil a all day? But outside of that, 60 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: na no, no says nothing wow. There's a little so pepper. Yeah, 61 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: that's it, Like fries no ketchup? I just need sa Yeah, 62 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: I'm saying like fries, no ketchup pepper. Well, let's go 63 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: to f Let's go to ABC six for the report, 64 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,239 Speaker 1: please to see what kind of women is arrested and 65 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: the kids to driving her car into a restaurant. Melinda 66 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,399 Speaker 1: Miller was arrested today for lesley ramming her fud through 67 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: the wall of Popeyes on the wall from way. Investigators 68 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,679 Speaker 1: say the fifty year old continued driving her vehicle through 69 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: the doors of the building and did not stop until 70 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: the breed blocked her from moving forwether. No woman was heard, 71 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: but a woman inside the restaurant was almost hit. Melinda Miller, 72 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 1: it's hard to protacivated the salt of the first three 73 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: from a bl banage to property. Now. I know the 74 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: audio wasn't the best, but Belinda ran her car into 75 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: a Popeye. You know why she ran her car into 76 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: a Popeyees because they forgot her biscuits. That is the 77 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: item M that would lead to major f d s. See, 78 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: you got to hear both sides, because as that story 79 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: was being played, I was thinking, I bet it's a reason, 80 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: and I bet it's a good work. I was like, 81 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: I need to hear both sides of this. They forgot 82 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: her business. You listen, you can't the biscuits. You got 83 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 1: one jobs. That's what I'm saying, don't forget the biscuits. 84 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: I've been really doing my best in twenty twenty three 85 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: not to say the N word anymore, Okay, been trying 86 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: not to call people of any race the N word. 87 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 1: I just want to eliminate the N word from all 88 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 1: my timelines and every multiverse that I exist in. But 89 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 1: when nigga's nigg on this level of nigga, you must 90 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 1: allow me an exception. Okay. There's a reason that I 91 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: have historically called this establishment Popeyes Chicken and Nigga cookies. Okay. See, 92 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 1: the Popeye's biscuit is proof that a lot of black 93 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 1: people don't really want the piece they say they want, 94 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: all Right, The Popeye's biscuit is proof that we might 95 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: be Glutton's for punishment. Because I've gotten old. I've come 96 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: to the conclusion that the Popeye's biscuit is overrated. Fight me, oh, 97 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: I will fight you. Let's scrap right now. Biscuits with 98 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 1: their breakfast sandwiches are better. See biscuits are better. And 99 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: Bojangles Jangles rights chicken biscuit. Yes, that's what I'm saying, 100 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 1: man from heaven, that Bolberry biscuit. Come on now, absolute 101 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: fire washing Popeyes on every level. Okay, the Popeye's biscuit 102 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: is a weapon, all right, that's what it is. Let 103 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: it see me in disrespect, Let it sit for a day, 104 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 1: and then throw that blood object at somebody day. Just 105 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,600 Speaker 1: that's your first problem. Well, don't even let it sit. 106 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: Just take it right off the box and throw it 107 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: at somebody's head. If you hit the person in the head, 108 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: you're gonna get arrested for murder because they're gonna die. 109 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: I not feel very vindicated over my no sauce take 110 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 1: because that's one of the worst food takes I've ever heard. 111 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: Listen them, biscuits are overrated, okay, and if you miss 112 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: the person that you threw the biscuit at when that 113 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: hard ass nigga cookie shot at a window. You're gonna 114 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: get arrested for a Sultan battery would intend to kill? Okay, 115 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 1: the Popeye's biscuit is a weapon of mass destruction. Don't 116 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: believe me eat it with no drink. Bet you never 117 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 1: eat it with no drinking now, exactly, y'all won't do 118 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: that challenge? Don't take to try to eat as many 119 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 1: Popeyes biscuits as you can with no drink. I bet 120 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 1: you can't just even eat one. I'm not sure what 121 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: really the issue I have currently with Popeyes. They did 122 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: this a while ago. I need y'all to bring back 123 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 1: the Cajun rice. They took it off the menu, and 124 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: I'm upset about this. So Cajun rice have I need 125 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: y'all to symbol because I wanted it brought back. Y'all 126 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 1: brought you know, McDonald's brought back that nasty ass mcgrib right. 127 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: Bring back Cajun at Popeyes right now? Telling band the 128 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 1: biscuits and bring back Cajen right. And I'm gonna be 129 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,719 Speaker 1: honest with you what I think happened to Belinda because 130 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: there's a manager at Popeyes. When you read the story, 131 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: she told police that before the crash. The mistake was 132 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,120 Speaker 1: corrected and Belinda got her biscuits, but she was still unhappy. 133 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,480 Speaker 1: I got a theory that Belinda got her biscuits, but 134 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:39,159 Speaker 1: she forgot her drink and she was actually choking on 135 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: a nigga cookie. Lost control of her SUV and that's 136 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 1: how she ended up crashing into the Popeyes. Either that, 137 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:48,840 Speaker 1: are you simply all what you eat? And wait? Belinda 138 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: was about to buy NBC. Is that what happened? That's 139 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: that's what we're going, NBC staying for nigga biscuit cookie. 140 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 1: All right, that's what I think happening. Belinda was eating 141 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: a nigga cookie and and now I'll be Because of that, 142 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,719 Speaker 1: we have one of the most classic nigga moments in 143 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: American history. You're about to experience a nigga moment. What 144 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 1: your defines the nickea moment as a moment when ignorance 145 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical nigros acting theological 146 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: self destructive. I e. Like a nigga happy black history 147 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: mo off, y'all, please give Belinda H. Millard to sweet 148 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: sounds of Hamletones. Oh No, you are the dogee of 149 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: the day. Well, the dogee, oh the day. Ye. I 150 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: learned a lot about y'all this morning. Y'all don't like 151 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: sauce with y'r chicken scribe, and y'all like Popeye's biscuits. 152 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: I used to like Popeye's biscuits when I was childish. 153 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: But you know you put away child, away child books. 154 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: I grew up, you know what I mean, put the 155 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: childish ways behind me. All right, Well, thank you for 156 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 1: that donkey today, Yes, Donkey to Day is brought to 157 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: you by the law Office of Mike Go s Lamming Saut. 158 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty on your 159 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 1: cell and say the bull. If you've been hurting a 160 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: construction accident, that's pound two five bull from your cell 161 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: and say the bull.