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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret text in four one six twenty. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. Literally,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want to tell us, you can because everybody

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Speaker 1: remains anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is,

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Speaker 1: and nobody will know who you are. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname when they call in to

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Speaker 1: tell their dirty little secret. And on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret right now is something

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Speaker 1: that has a lot of dirty little secrets in general.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, I mean I think I think some people's

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Speaker 1: does tell us who it is. Probably a lot of

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Speaker 1: people's Snapchata is here to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: That's the perfect name stays and snapt really does. Let's

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Speaker 1: the take a screenshot, but then you already know that.

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Speaker 1: Then you know it's not going to be a snapchat anymore.

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Speaker 1: Then you can have them killed pictures of you, all right,

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Speaker 1: so snapchat, Well, thank you for calling in? Oh am

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Speaker 1: I on, Yes, that's you. God. Okay, this is not

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Speaker 1: easy for me. I have lived with this secret since

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Speaker 1: I was a teenager. Okay, this is hard. Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: doing this. We're doing this my cheeks are flushed. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I have a roommate who have a goldfish um

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Speaker 1: and she's been looking for the goldfish. I lied and

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Speaker 1: told her that the goldfish just it must have jumped out,

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Speaker 1: because you know they can do that. But I'm living

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Speaker 1: with that lie because I since my teens, I'm very

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Speaker 1: big on, you know, rescuing animals. I have this thing

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Speaker 1: where if I see a goldfish in the tank, I

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Speaker 1: have to kidnap it and bring it to a pond

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Speaker 1: or like a lake to save it. Every time, like

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Speaker 1: when you're at the doctor's office. Every time it's I

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Speaker 1: have a thing with goldfish. I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: So I'm doing it a lot. And now I'm living

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Speaker 1: with my roommate and she's just like I could tell

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Speaker 1: she's very upset about this. How long has she had

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Speaker 1: this cold fish? Yeah, before I moved in with her.

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Speaker 1: I think it was in her life for like maybe

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Speaker 1: half a hear I don't know half a here. If

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Speaker 1: you're going to say something like since she was a kid,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a lie. Yeah, they don't live, but

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Speaker 1: it's like she's gone through a lot of hard time

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Speaker 1: and the gold like the therapeutic kind of. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She she would talk to the goldfish, and so she

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Speaker 1: thinks that it just jumped out, and then it's just

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Speaker 1: not on the floor, just jumped out the door. I

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Speaker 1: was very convincing. I was like, because I've gotten good

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Speaker 1: at lying to deal with my little issue here. Yeah, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: desperation some other invention, right, So I would say things like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what, they jump out, they do this weird thing,

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Speaker 1: and following oh, you know, our apartment was a little messy,

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Speaker 1: so it could have gone stocked him the debris and

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Speaker 1: you know, our little couver could have picked it up

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Speaker 1: one of those things. Yeah, you know what one of

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Speaker 1: my roommates told me one time when I walked in

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Speaker 1: when she was cleaning her dog's peet off the ground.

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Speaker 1: Though she wasn't supposed to have in the house, she's

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Speaker 1: still great for a juice. Oh. I went to the

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Speaker 1: kitchen to see if we had any great fe juice.

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Speaker 1: Did we No, we didn't. I was opening up the fridge,

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Speaker 1: I was looking in the garbage, I was looking at

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Speaker 1: the sink, and then she was just over scrubbing the floor.

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Speaker 1: That's a way better to do it. Way a better

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Speaker 1: way to do it than what I was thinking I

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Speaker 1: would do. I'd do a taste test that is not

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Speaker 1: great for juice that is dog pee. I can tell

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Speaker 1: that's anathy. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little weird it's kind of a weird, dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: about how you just have to rescue goldfish, but it's

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Speaker 1: really weird. Yeah, thank you for TAMAS. Thank you. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.