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Speaker 1: If you're newly single and haven't been on the dating

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Speaker 1: apps in five to ten years, maybe you've never been

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Speaker 1: on them, then you can understand the situation of the

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Speaker 1: guy we call today. His name's Antonio. He's recently divorced

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Speaker 1: and just matched with his first woman online. Immediately told

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Speaker 1: his friends about it, and they passed that info right

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Speaker 1: along to us. So Brooke could pretend to be that girl.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, and let's just say she's got other plans

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Speaker 1: for their first meet up.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, Antonio? Hi, who is this?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Come on, you know who it is? No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: What is it, You're silly?

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Speaker 2: It's Eve from Bumble. Oh my god, do you forget

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Speaker 2: about me already? No? I didn't forget about you. I'm

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Speaker 2: just surprised.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I surprised you called me.

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Speaker 2: You really have been out of the dating game.

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Speaker 1: I mean I have Sorry, people just call each other

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Speaker 1: right away when they exchange numbers.

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Speaker 2: When things are this hot. Yeah, wow, I mean I

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Speaker 2: couldn't resist. You're like a little flavor Fox. Oh, just

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Speaker 2: so a flavor Fox. I am out of it. I've

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Speaker 2: never heard that before. Wow. So I'm waiting for what

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting for you to ask me out? Wow? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Doing really forwards?

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Speaker 2: But sure?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing Friday?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to grab a drink? Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I thought you'd never ask. Uh, Friday is actually perfect

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Speaker 2: for me? Okay, great, that's awesome? Oh good? Sorry? Can

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Speaker 2: you just hold on for like one quick second?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Sure?

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Speaker 2: Hey Fred? Yeah, I'm on the phone with Antonio and

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Speaker 2: he wants to meet on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Is that okay? Uh? Huh? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is good? Perfect? Oh my god, Antonio, great news. Fred

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Speaker 2: and I are both good for Friday. Who is Fred?

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Speaker 2: He's just someone I'm interested in, and he's interested in

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Speaker 2: me and interested in you.

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Speaker 1: Why are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Wait, oh my god, hold on, I forgot hey, Chris.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking to Antonio and he wants to go

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Speaker 2: out on Friday. Does Friday work?

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Speaker 1: Oh heck? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What Antonio?

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Speaker 1: Who is that?

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Speaker 2: Real? Quick to recap? I'm good with Friday. Fred's in

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Speaker 2: It sounds like Chris could be free. What are you

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Speaker 2: talking about? What I'm trying to say?

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Speaker 1: Don't want to go I only want to go on

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Speaker 1: a date with you.

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Speaker 2: Are these other You're so talkative? Can I just ask

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Speaker 2: you what time you were thinking for the spaghetti night

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Speaker 2: with extra meatballs.

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Speaker 1: If you're talking about the two guys you talk about

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Speaker 1: the meatballs, I'm I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have said like neighborhood watch,

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Speaker 2: but everybody's distracted.

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Speaker 1: No, hey, I'm not interested in hanging out with you

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Speaker 1: and two other guys.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's not two other guys. Hey Carl,

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Speaker 2: what Carl Friday?

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Speaker 1: These random dude you keep talking to. Oh yeah, that

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Speaker 1: sounds awesome.

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Speaker 2: No, oh my god, no, what so Carl's in for

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Speaker 2: the potluck where everybody forgot the food potluft? No, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to go on a date with these guys.

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Speaker 2: What do you think this is? What do I what

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Speaker 2: do you think? This is? Mecnum bumble.

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Speaker 1: You're one person.

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Speaker 2: I'm one person. I'm not calling around asking women in

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Speaker 2: my and my houhold if people want to go on

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Speaker 2: a date with us, all it is is like a

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Speaker 2: flash mob with less choreography but a lot more eye contact.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You keep using these sexual metaphors.

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Speaker 1: Is that what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: What? No, that's offensive, that's.

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Speaker 1: What you're describing? Flash mob neighborhood watching spaghetti with me.

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Speaker 2: Idea, let's show up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the buzz cut bo.

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Speaker 2: See. I'll tell you it's fun. Oh my god. And

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Speaker 2: it's actually just a prank phone call. This is brought

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Speaker 2: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. But I was losing my mind. Your

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Speaker 1: buddy Frank set you up.

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Speaker 2: He said, you matched with the girl of the bubble

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Speaker 2: and you're nervous, so I'm going to bring in the

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Speaker 2: buzz cup boys to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm thinking I'm now worse off than before.

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Speaker 2: It was your first time dating for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Were you're like a little excited. Let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: Ah party lordy well Arty, Yeah, when you put it

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Speaker 1: that way, I

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Speaker 2: Did week of every morning was fum tab weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning