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Speaker 1: All right, we got a brand new full show for

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Speaker 1: you today. Hey, welcome to the podcast. It's Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey and I just got to say, if you do

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Speaker 1: not want to be stopped in public constantly and told

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Speaker 1: how great you look, do not buy our merch for

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Speaker 1: a cause.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you'll never get any compliments. Wait, no, we're

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Speaker 2: doing the other way. You're losing Mehia. It's getting confusing.

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Speaker 3: Will notice it?

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Speaker 1: Use reverse psychology to get him my brain? O. Listen,

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Speaker 1: we got merch for a cast still up for a

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Speaker 1: limited time second date update edition. They are so cute.

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Speaker 4: I'm wearing mine again.

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Speaker 1: Today, So get yours. The link is at the show

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Speaker 1: notes and the What's on your Mind today? You are

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Speaker 1: going to love. I'm just really glad that Jose is

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Speaker 1: not in jail after his story. Yes, it starts right now.

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Speaker 5: Chins up, zippers down as we salute our new hero

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Speaker 5: of the week.

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Speaker 1: What zipper are you putting down?

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Speaker 5: Jes all of them? It's broken Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 5: and you might actually recognize this week's here. Uh really,

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Speaker 5: seventy one year old Don Gorski. Brook, you remember him?

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Speaker 1: Good old done?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't.

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Speaker 5: Jeff from the hot to behind your sorority house. Brook. Sure,

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Speaker 5: you've donned a lot of Gorky in your time, Jenny Gorky.

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Speaker 1: When you're in college, you do what you gotta do

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Speaker 1: to access somebody's hot to.

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Speaker 5: No. We talked about him on the show a couple

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Speaker 5: of years ago, because he's better known by his nickname

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Speaker 5: the Big Mac Guy.

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Speaker 7: Oh still not ringing a bell.

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Speaker 8: He was doing experiments like with no.

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Speaker 1: No tell us.

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Speaker 5: Jeff, Sorry, sorry, I thought you guys would remember.

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Speaker 1: Anything that he's not a household name.

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Speaker 5: The apologized. The story goes Don tried his first Big

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Speaker 5: Mac back in nineteen seventy two, and he loved it

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Speaker 5: so much he immediately ate two more, and then he

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Speaker 5: went back the same day and ate six.

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Speaker 1: He's the guy that's eating him, like Jose said, every

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Speaker 1: day for his entire life.

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Speaker 5: The second holder that more. He had nine Big max

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Speaker 5: in one day, or as Americans call it, a light breakfast.

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Speaker 5: But you're right. He never stopped since then. He averages

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Speaker 5: two Big Macs every day over the last fifty three years.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 5: And he just hit a major milestone because this past Saturday,

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Speaker 5: Dawn down Big Mac number thirty five thousand.

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Speaker 8: Oh, my gosh, how can you belong to that?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, they're all just still sitting there, thirty five

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Speaker 5: His fans and the news showed up for it.

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Speaker 1: My god.

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Speaker 5: Probably some EMTs decided to just stick around just in case.

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Speaker 5: But he handed out commemorative buttons and McDonald's cubons to

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Speaker 1: Wow, everybody has something.

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Speaker 5: I guess that's America right there. No other country in

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Speaker 1: I'm just curious if he singles.

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Speaker 5: Married, they're always married.

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Speaker 8: They're always like married and with a happy family.

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Speaker 1: And just never eats dinner with the family, only eats

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Speaker 5: It's like whatever his status, as curious as Brooke is

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Speaker 5: about it. Congratulations to Dawn on thirty five thousand big macs.

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Speaker 5: It's a miracle. You're still alive, and that's why you

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Speaker 8: Is not anymore.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, if they want to know how to prevent heart disease,

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Speaker 1: they need to look at this guy, because how is

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Speaker 1: that thing still working?

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Speaker 10: I don't know how a shock collar is still working

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Speaker 10: after thousands and thousands of jolts right to our next

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Speaker 10: We should be getting the news coming out to watch this,

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Speaker 10: but digital producer, give us a question.

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Speaker 5: Here we go.

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Speaker 11: Recently, Google Trends dropped their list of the twenty most

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Speaker 11: searched acronyms and abbreviations from the past year. And that

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Speaker 11: might sound familiar to you because we literally did this yesterday.

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Speaker 11: You've only got through four and to say that I

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Speaker 1: AF what is SMH.

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Speaker 11: Let's leave the knowing acronyms to me and the guessing

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Speaker 11: to YouTube. So I'm giving you one shot at redemption

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Speaker 11: to prove you're not as old and out of touch

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Speaker 11: as you all seem.

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Speaker 12: In another wtf does that mean? Edition of twenty of twenty?

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Speaker 1: Things like that, But Alexis, you should be insulted.

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Speaker 12: I don't think she was listening. Say a number one

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Speaker 11: in the game. We'll start with the woman who will

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Speaker 11: be BFFs with anyone who subscribes to our show on YouTube.

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Speaker 11: That's Alexis Alexis.

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Speaker 12: How about a number sixteen sixteen Alexis.

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Speaker 11: Your acronym is hm UB yes, oh yeah, easy one.

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Speaker 12: She nailed it. HMU means hit me up.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well we just sent that to Don Gorsky Brook.

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Speaker 12: It is your turn.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go seven seven Brooke.

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Speaker 12: Your acronym is t S. What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah, yes, till Sunday? Oh what about talk soon?

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Speaker 13: Talk?

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Speaker 1: Give me time?

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Speaker 12: Nailed it?

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Speaker 5: I thought it was Apple. Think small.

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Speaker 12: We're two for two, we're doing better than yesterday. Jose,

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Speaker 12: it's your turn.

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Speaker 8: Let's go number three.

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Speaker 12: Jose. Your acronym is p M.

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Speaker 14: Oh.

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Speaker 15: You know what, Jake, I think I know what you

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Speaker 15: and I think you got to get the dump button

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Speaker 15: ready because when my favorite sports teams loses, it really

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Speaker 15: pisses me off.

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Speaker 12: You got it. You can also mean put me on, like, ok,

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Speaker 12: there's a kind of version PM. Can you follow me

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Speaker 4: Those are two very different definitions to that one.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I would have accepted both. Yeah, you know what

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Speaker 12: Jose said.

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Speaker 11: I'll take that to We're three for three, doing much better.

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Speaker 11: No pasture, Jeffrey, don't blow this.

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Speaker 5: Number five.

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Speaker 12: Number five set.

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Speaker 4: A text message in five years.

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Speaker 12: Jeffrey your acronym is T B.

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Speaker 1: H oh easy one, Jamelly.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, actually I know this one. This is to be honest,

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Speaker 5: you guys, what a first round of these? One's so

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Speaker 5: much easier than yesterday.

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Speaker 8: Complete round.

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Speaker 1: You probably dumbed him down for us, not probably the

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Speaker 11: We're back to Alexis eleven eleven Alexis.

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Speaker 12: Your acronym is POV.

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Speaker 1: Point of view.

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Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, it takes half a second time. You're

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Speaker 12: gonna finish the lost letter, brook how about you?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh too, number two brook S m H

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Speaker 2: Shaking my head, You guys.

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Speaker 12: You're proving me very wrong.

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Speaker 15: For third argument, scratch counts two right, scratch my head,

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Speaker 15: scratch my head, shake my head like you know what,

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Speaker 15: I've seen double definitions all over the internet. I've got

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Speaker 12: Arguments and about scratching your head.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, An.

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Speaker 12: Jose, it's your turn. Jose. Your acronym is w y f.

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Speaker 6: Ah.

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Speaker 8: Would you know.

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Speaker 1: It's good to ask? Though?

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Speaker 12: Wait, you're five.

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Speaker 8: W I D is like I don't know, it's what

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Speaker 12: Where's your fudge?

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Speaker 11: Indirect jose w y F is where are you from?

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Speaker 8: Also asked me, where's.

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Speaker 12: Jeffrey? It's your turn?

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Speaker 5: How about a number number ten?

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Speaker 11: Number ten, Jeffrey. You might be familiar with this one.

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Speaker 11: Your acronym is a s L.

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Speaker 5: I know this can sign language.

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Speaker 11: It is SUP for American sign language, but not in

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna have to get another answer for you.

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Speaker 8: I don't know it.

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Speaker 5: Well, now, okay, now, okay, how anything else?

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Speaker 5: I got it. When someone's acting wacky, you would say

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Speaker 12: A screw loose, very good, very rough. ASL is for

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, that means the boys are out. So I'm

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Speaker 15: Girl that waslenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: All right, The ladies go ft W and they get

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Speaker 5: to choose who gets shocked while singing Summer Girls by LFO.

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Speaker 4: Can we do a double shock where both of you

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Speaker 15: New Kids on the Black Cat A bunch of hits

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Speaker 15: Wing Girls stop by for the summer.

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Speaker 5: That is your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Is it just me? Or does everything instantly sound cooler

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Speaker 5: with a movie trailer voice. I mean, think about it.

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Speaker 5: You'd say a man goes into work. Yeah, boring right, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I was super lame. I hate myself for even saying that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, But.

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Speaker 17: In a world where one man must clock in or die.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, he didn't quite read the sentences.

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Speaker 5: But sounds cool. Yeah, I would watch that work all day.

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Speaker 5: Or what about this brooke had soup for lunch? I

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Speaker 5: like that, it's kind of It's kind of man, but.

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Speaker 17: One woman armed with only a plastic spoon must face

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Speaker 17: her death to me and fight back against hunger with

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Speaker 17: a microwaved bowl of hot corn.

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Speaker 5: Show I'm feeling it.

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Speaker 4: I am too.

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Speaker 5: I mean, should we do a normal What's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Or should we say everything in a dramatic movie.

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Speaker 7: Trailer for.

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Speaker 1: Either of you? Can I just write it down and

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Speaker 1: you can read mine?

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Speaker 7: Yeah and no.

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Speaker 18: I think we all should do it one but coming

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Speaker 18: soon to a radio near you.

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Speaker 5: Thoughts will be shared during What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 12: Coming up?

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Speaker 5: We'll do it right now. It takes real guts to

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Speaker 5: be an organ donor. It's just a fact. It's brooken

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morn. Yeah, but it takes that makes sense,

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Speaker 5: takes almost no brains to be a thought donor. On

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Speaker 5: this segment What's on your Mind, where we all share

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Speaker 5: what's been going on in our lives, starting with Brooke Brook.

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Speaker 5: What's on your Mind.

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Speaker 1: So one of the longstanding things that I make fun

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Speaker 8: It's a ship, a giant coffee.

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Speaker 1: It's like a kettle that is a little tiny coffee shop.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna do a live broadcast from that coffee shop.

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Speaker 5: Gonna be the biggest thing ever. Let's keep going, Jose,

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Speaker 8: This is not my parents' house.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and then I go way way late. I have

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Speaker 15: So I walk in and I'm like, you, guys, I

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Speaker 8: And my Dad's like, oh, that needs an anthirty couple.

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Speaker 7: And I'm like, oh no, oh my god.

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Speaker 15: Like I guarantee you there'd have been like so, anyway,

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Speaker 15: I didn't break into that house, but I was very

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Speaker 5: You say, I should be on your mind.

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Speaker 19: It's my second year helping coach high school track.

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Speaker 19: A lot different this year because now people know I'm

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Speaker 19: Then they ask me, They're like, oh, Coach Fuller, should

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Speaker 1: New year, maybe don't bring it up bridge, yeah, not

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Speaker 1: knowing like a history question, you know, then they're never

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Speaker 14: And I just earn it.

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Speaker 19: So I told them they could maybe just listen to

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Speaker 2: I don't think I embarrassed myself and that segment.

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Speaker 19: I'd like to say, if your listening kids, Coach Fuller

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 5: So I hadn't done this for a while, but recently

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Speaker 1: This aways ends poorly fan.

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Speaker 5: I went with a friend of mine, and she starts

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Speaker 8: The feelings are coming back.

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Speaker 5: She's re enacting this like emotional conversation she had with

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Speaker 7: You a hole, you cheated on me? How could you.

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Speaker 8: Live on free?

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Speaker 20: She's there's all these people around us in the bar,

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Speaker 5: She is going off like pointing in my face, like,

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Speaker 21: Done for you, from the strip clubs, in your jacket pocket,

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Speaker 21: what is wrong with you specifically?

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Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh my god, like shrinking in my seat,

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Speaker 5: hoping that nobody is thinking that I'm the guy.

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Speaker 1: Everything you do is gonna look back, because if you apologize,

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Speaker 5: So I'm just trying to play a chill till this

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Speaker 5: He leaves, and he's eventually like you need to learn

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Speaker 1: Dude, that man is a hero.

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Speaker 5: And this happened at the Joba House where party best

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Speaker 7: Shut down.

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Speaker 5: It's always why text into seven eight five, nine to

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we asked

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Speaker 5: tell us what's been on your mind. One person said,

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Speaker 5: just wanted to tell you your second dates have been

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Speaker 5: trending on TikTok.

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Speaker 22: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, more than trending.

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Speaker 1: I know friends of mine keep sending it to me

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Speaker 1: and be like, hey, did you know that somebody stole

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Speaker 1: your guys And he's reposting it like yeah, but we've

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're kind of.

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Speaker 15: One of the top podcasts in the country now.

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Speaker 5: So just like China wanted the beginning of the end, everyone,

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Speaker 5: how do.

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Speaker 4: We dumb down America?

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Speaker 5: Another another text came in says, I have a golf

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Speaker 5: tournament this weekend. Can I use Young Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, forgot about that one.

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Speaker 5: Go ahead. I'm just warning you. You do that, you're

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Speaker 5: going to be swarmed by gorgeous women, single and married,

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Speaker 5: sure if you really want that for yourself.

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Speaker 1: I would say go ahead and try it. There's a

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Speaker 23: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And another text says, my brother is an electrician.

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Speaker 5: He was just telling me last night that he's been

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Speaker 5: on job sites where they shut the work down just

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Speaker 5: to listen to your second date updates.

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Speaker 7: Love it.

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Speaker 8: I love that.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: That kind of sucks for the homeowner that is waiting

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Speaker 1: Fixed, but probably new bills yet that's cool, although we're.

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Speaker 8: Trying to figure out what she's not getting a callback?

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Speaker 7: Yes, like ten.

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Speaker 5: Minutes, seven months, hold on, that's actually really cool. Text

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Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Everyone loves to watch an epic one on one showdown

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Speaker 5: featuring two equally matched opponents. Yeah, we're talking Stuart Little

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Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, ninety.

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Speaker 5: Pounds Alexis versus a nine ounce bottle of eyelash glue.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't know that it is evil. My money's

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Speaker 5: Eyelash glue winds again.

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Speaker 4: You can't you can't see out of them.

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Speaker 5: First round knockout. And today we're gonna witness another epic

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Speaker 5: about two listeners will go head to head to see

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Speaker 5: It's a brand new Battle of the Tender Dates coming

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Speaker 6: Two hopeless das one dating app then dares you guys

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Speaker 7: It's Battle Love the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 5: It's the dating game show that, like a limbo bar

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Speaker 5: is asking how low can your standards go? The Battle

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Speaker 5: of the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners go

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Speaker 5: the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second,

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Speaker 5: but first let's meet today's contestants in this corner. She

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Speaker 13: Win because I dated for real losers yea.

456
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,199
Speaker 5: And in the other corner, her favorite type of kiss

457
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 5: is when you blindfold her, spin her around fifteen times,

458
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,920
Speaker 5: then let her stumble that she tries to find your mouth.

459
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:39,679
Speaker 5: That's why the boys call her woozy Susie, oh dizzy.

460
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 1: Make it just a lot of miss mouths, say that's

461
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 1: all it.

462
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 5: Is, all right, this is how the game works. We're

463
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 5: gonna start with one of our contestants telling their worst

464
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 5: date stories. The other one try and counter with the

465
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 5: nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back and

466
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,679
Speaker 5: forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. Starting

467
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 5: things off with Plead the Eighth Faith.

468
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 23: Let's go okay.

469
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 13: So I dated a guy who said he was a

470
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 13: musician and that he wanted to play for me. And

471
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 13: then he pretended to play an air guitar, and at

472
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 13: first I laughed and I thought, oh, he's funny, But

473
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 13: then he kept going and explained he's a professional air guitarist,

474
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 13: and the worst part was he wanted to finish the song,

475
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,199
Speaker 13: and he kept getting mad at himself because he was

476
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 13: playing the wrong note and start all over again.

477
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 4: That was a G flat.

478
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 23: Yeah, it was excruciating, you know, counter all right?

479
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,400
Speaker 24: So I showed up and the guy had on an

480
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 24: arm cast, So.

481
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 9: I asked what happened and he told me.

482
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 24: It's from middle school.

483
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 13: But the hottest girl in his middle.

484
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 24: School signed it, so he llute it back together and

485
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 24: he wears it on dates for good luck.

486
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 1: My good luck cast filled with all his old dead

487
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 1: skin inside for that nasty yeah stch. I feel like

488
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 1: I can smell it.

489
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 24: Yeah, I didn't get close enough to find out.

490
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 8: You did.

491
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 25: You did sign it though, right, Yeah, okay, we're on

492
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 25: to the second round here.

493
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 5: That means faith.

494
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 26: We're back to you who went out lunch on a

495
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 26: date to a very fancy restaurant and he handed me

496
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 26: a laminated menu that he pulled out of his bag,

497
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 26: and I was confused, and he told me that he

498
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 26: had already researched the place and he made up a

499
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 26: menu of his own that were pre proved in his

500
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 26: price range, and none of them were main dishes.

501
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 1: Genius.

502
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 13: I know he was very cheap. I still hooked up

503
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:07,959
Speaker 13: with him, but wed.

504
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, that's free.

505
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 5: You can have as much of that as you, Susie.

506
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 14: You got top that, all right.

507
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 24: So a guy was driving me home from dinner. He

508
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 24: rolled down his window and he stuck his tongue out.

509
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 24: What he did it for ten minutes?

510
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 9: Like the whold him in drive hanging out the.

511
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 5: Window with his tongue out.

512
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 24: Yeah, well exactly so like we parked and I asked why,

513
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 24: and he told me that if dogs can do it,

514
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 24: he can too.

515
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 4: I think the tongue thing cools dogs down, the same

516
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 4: with humans.

517
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,360
Speaker 5: I hope he doesn't greet other people the same way

518
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:52,199
Speaker 5: dogs do. If dogs can do it the way here,

519
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 5: yeah right, we are onto our third and final round.

520
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 5: That means we need your best stories here, ladies, So

521
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 5: plead the eighth faith. What have you got?

522
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 23: Okay?

523
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 26: I was at this guy's place and he kept using

524
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 26: his Alexa like an annoying amount, like Alexa, what year

525
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 26: was that song? Or you know, what does that word mean?

526
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 26: And that was fine, but then he would say like Alexa,

527
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 26: what do you think about that? When I would answer things,

528
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 26: and it was starting to get ridiculous.

529
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 13: But we ended up kissing, and he asked Alexa to

530
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 13: make kissing noises in the background and When I said,

531
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 13: why are you doing that? He said, well, so she

532
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 13: doesn't feel left out. I was like, okay, this is

533
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 13: really really weird. So I just got up.

534
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 26: I walked over like I unplugged her, and then I

535
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 26: went grabbed my purse and my bag.

536
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: Sounds like somebody's jealous.

537
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 24: Oh my gosh.

538
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 5: No, you were the third wheel on his date with

539
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 5: his Alexa, so it's.

540
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 16: Like he has a backredit score.

541
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 5: Anyway, was Susie, this is your last chance.

542
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:02,479
Speaker 14: Okay.

543
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 24: So we went to this hidden speak easy and like

544
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 24: the entrance really isn't that hard. It was a bookcase

545
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 24: that you.

546
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 14: Push to be fair.

547
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 9: I have already seen it on.

548
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 24: TikTok, so I knew okay, but my date could not

549
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 24: figure it out, like at all?

550
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 5: What do you mean he can't figure it out?

551
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 22: Like I asked, I was like, could I just show you?

552
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 24: And he snapped at me. He's like, I can solve it.

553
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 24: Then he's like pacing around thinking about how to open

554
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 24: it like he sup just regulated.

555
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 13: And I just went in without him and I got

556
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 13: a drink by myself.

557
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 5: He just walked in.

558
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 8: Did he ever make it? Did he ever crack the code?

559
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 6: No?

560
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 5: Rumor has it he's still outside of that bookcase pay

561
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 5: to get in?

562
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 7: What book? Is it all right?

563
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 5: We got the final bell there. That means the match

564
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 5: is over and we need to send this over to

565
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 5: judges to go. It's so Alexis, who are you giving

566
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 5: it to?

567
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 19: Susie for the guy with the nasty arm cast?

568
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 5: One vote for Susie Brooks.

569
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 4: I'm doing faith for her double date with Alexa.

570
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 5: We're all tied up, so Jose gets the final choice

571
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 5: and the arm.

572
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 8: Cast threw me off a cringe. Man, Susie, you.

573
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 5: Win, Woozy Susie.

574
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's only up from here.

575
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 8: Only up from here, Susie.

576
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 5: As a prize for your victory, Jose's phone tap character Belando,

577
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 5: will give you one unsolicited compliment.

578
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 15: Oh, Jess, I love the way your voice moves the oceans,

579
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 15: Oh high tides right now, apparently because you sound so sexy.

580
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: She's still there.

581
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 5: She sprints it away five nine to If you want

582
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 5: appear on the next edition of Battle of the Chinder

583
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 5: Dates your phone taps coming up right.

584
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 6: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning, It's.

585
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 5: Time for your phone tap. And what do you get

586
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 5: when you take a type A person who's a little

587
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 5: bit rigid, a little uptight, and on top of that,

588
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 5: they're unhappy because they got the wrong pizza delivered to them.

589
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 5: Oh no, what you get is the perfect person to

590
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 5: mess with, especially when you match them up with Jose

591
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 5: and his outstanding energy.

592
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, there it is.

593
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 5: This woman. She literally can't even Yeah, I'm gonna make

594
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 5: it all great.

595
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's gonna be the definition of.

596
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 5: In your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, good morning?

597
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 5: Is this Audrey?

598
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 14: Yeah?

599
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 5: Howdy ho there? How you doing?

600
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 16: How you feeling?

601
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 15: This is Kenny. Sorry, Oh, I'm sorry, I'm being rude.

602
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 16: This is Kenny. I'm the manager here at Chris Pizza.

603
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 14: Oh what can I do for you?

604
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 15: I heard that we messed up a pizza order the

605
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 15: other night from you. Huh will you tell me about

606
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 15: what happened?

607
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, we were, we were unhappy with our pizza.

608
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 12: A little flippy flop to it.

609
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,719
Speaker 15: Just sometimes if you don't get that brown under the crust,

610
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 15: you got the flop, the New York flop as they

611
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 15: call it.

612
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 16: I call it the flippy flop though, because it's funner.

613
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 5: Flip flop.

614
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 14: Oh, I mean, you're having a lot of fun with us,

615
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 14: but I was really not happy about the pizza. We

616
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 14: ordered a super meat Lovers and it came with pineapple

617
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 14: and avocado and oh, pufu on a pizza.

618
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 15: Sounds kind of delicious, but not for everyone, right, apparently

619
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 15: for us.

620
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 16: Well, I absolutely feel terrible about that.

621
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 15: And by the way, if you have any left over,

622
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 15: why don't you leave it out back.

623
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 5: I'll come pick them up. It sounds like a good combo.

624
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 14: I'm not joking. We shrew it out. It wasn't a

625
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 14: good pizza. Oh, it wasn't what we wanted.

626
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 15: You know what, It's official. We made a little fiddly foo,

627
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 15: a little bit of a pital.

628
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 14: Don't sounds very professional.

629
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 15: Don't say too many times. You're gonna put that out

630
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 15: in the universe. You're gonna manifest the fiddley foo. It's

631
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 15: a it's a bad thing.

632
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 14: Can you just talk like a professional.

633
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 16: Sounding sounding like a sour pizza? You got some sour

634
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 16: grape pizza order, I'll take a medium extra salt on

635
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 16: the sour grapes.

636
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 14: Stop screwing around. I had a legit complaint. It was

637
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 14: bad pizza. And now you're being very strange.

638
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 16: Oh scary strange.

639
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 5: I like that.

640
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 3: It's kind of kind of like it.

641
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 16: Oh oh, that was not a good thing.

642
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 14: No, I just I'm not happy with your service, and

643
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 14: this call is not making it any better. I don't

644
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 14: know what you're doing.

645
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 16: Okay, look, we're just gonna skip all of that then.

646
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 15: Okay, let's get to the pizza. Let's get you to

647
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 15: the fun stuff. I'm getting you a free one. It's official. Hey,

648
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 15: s uh, break free pizza.

649
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 12: Come out.

650
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,719
Speaker 16: Bump bump, bump bum.

651
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 14: Look. I don't want to talk to you anymore. If

652
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 14: you just want to send the free pizza, that's good.

653
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 14: But your energy is throwing me off.

654
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 16: Okay, okay, you're right. Look here's your options.

655
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 15: This week's special is a sweet and savory surprise. Ooh,

656
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 15: it's filled with peanut butter and gummy bears.

657
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 16: Oh my god, my favorite midnight snagged.

658
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 14: That sounds so gross.

659
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 16: We're gonna send that over right away. It's also stuff.

660
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 14: Absolutely not, sir. I want this phone call to end

661
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 14: more than I wanted the verses. My children. Can I

662
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 14: just have a normal pizza.

663
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 15: I just heard that there's kiddos in the building, okay,

664
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 15: and I know they're gonna love the nutty jammer.

665
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 16: No, butter and jelly pizza.

666
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 14: Is this why I got the weird pizza the other night?

667
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 14: Is this all you guys do? Because you used to

668
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 14: be my favorite place?

669
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 16: Actually?

670
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 7: I am the new owner.

671
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 16: I just took over a week ago.

672
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 12: Surprise, how you liking it?

673
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 14: I hate it? And you've just lost it as a customer.

674
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 15: Hey, well, what if I said I'm gonna some twol

675
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 15: free pizzas?

676
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 14: Oh my god?

677
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 15: What if I send you two avocado tofu pizzas?

678
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 14: That's the freaking pizza I threw out the other night.

679
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 7: Are you not my dindally dumb brain, a Dodo bird.

680
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 16: I'm the Dodo bird.

681
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 14: Wait listen, hey, look, whatever medication you forgot to take

682
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Speaker 14: this morning, you need to get back on it.

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Speaker 15: The only medication I need is our mystery Madness pizza,

684
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Speaker 15: which I'm gonna send directly to you.

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00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 5: It is a mystery.

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00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 12: I don't even know what's inside.

687
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 16: They just pack it and ship it.

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00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 12: It could just be the box.

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Speaker 14: Where is the off button on you?

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00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 12: Wait?

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00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 15: I have an off button. Let me look at my

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00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 15: armpit real quick. No, it's not there. Maybe it's in

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00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 15: my bands. Are we still talking about your pizza?

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00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 9: You need to get out of the pizza business. You're

695
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 9: bad at this.

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00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 15: Jokes on you because I'm actually in the radio business

697
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 15: doing a prank calling you right now, bing bong, you

698
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 15: got pranked?

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00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 6: What now?

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00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: My real name's Jose from the radio show Brook and

702
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 15: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 16: This is a phone tap.

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00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 8: Oh my god, it was your husband Ray. He set

705
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 8: you up for this.

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Speaker 14: Are you kidding me?

707
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 8: You said they got your pizza wrong.

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00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 16: You were super mad all night and so he told

709
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Speaker 16: us a mess with you.

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00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 11: Oh my god, you've really got avocado.

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00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 16: Want a pizza?

712
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 12: I want to try?

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00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 23: No, you don't.

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00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 22: It was the worst pizza. It was so bad.

715
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 15: Well, hopefully it shows up with a mystery madness box.

716
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 15: One guy got a Mayo pizza.

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Speaker 14: God, now I'm never eating again.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

719
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: If a cute girl is working out at a gym,

721
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 5: how many times per session do meatheads walk over to

722
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 5: her and say you need a squat? Or like I

723
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 5: could film you doing squats for your flog or whatever.

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00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 4: You didn't man explain anything, so at least that's good.

725
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 8: Let me tell you how you're doing that wrong.

726
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's probably not the best way to go about

727
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 5: it if you're the guy. Instead, do it like one

728
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 5: of our listeners did, who became friends first with a

729
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 5: fellow Jim goer before he managed to score a date

730
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Speaker 5: with her. Wait a minute, you're gonna hear how he

731
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Speaker 5: did it and the funny place that they went in

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Speaker 5: a brand new second date update coming up right after

733
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Speaker 5: this second date update, alexis. When you go out on

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Speaker 5: a date, here's an important question. Do you do phone

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00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 5: up or phone face down on the table.

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Speaker 1: I have put it in my purse.

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00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 2: Usually I don't have an out.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, even trust the guy to be near your phone?

739
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 2: Your hands, I got one hand in my person.

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00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: Okay, I got touches.

741
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 2: I feel vibray.

742
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Speaker 1: You know if I saw it was like a twitch

743
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: at the table the whole time when she couldn't see it.

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00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 5: Well, I bring it up because some people think phone

745
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 5: face down means you're hiding something that you don't want

746
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 5: them to see.

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00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 2: You just put it on, do not disturb if you

748
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 2: don't want to text to show up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that it's polite to put it face down.

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00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 5: Well, phone up would be more like you're kind of

751
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 5: an open book, an open phone.

752
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: I think it's you're boring and I would rather look

753
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: at my phone.

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00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 5: Okay. The whole reason that I bring it up is

755
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 5: because one guys, Cell is at the center of something

756
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 5: that could have possibly gone wrong that night. He's not

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00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 5: really sure. So let's welcome Paul to the show. Paul,

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00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 5: how you doing, man?

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Speaker 3: I'm okay, how are you guys?

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00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 4: We know where the phone is right now?

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00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: Paul up to his.

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00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, ante more is it? Where on your body? Is

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Speaker 5: that from?

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Speaker 6: Paul?

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00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 16: I like that you were confused?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Paul, don'tn't worry about the fro. Just let's talk

767
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,919
Speaker 5: about the girl that you met. What's her name?

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Speaker 3: What was this girl? Kelly?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 5: Where did you meet Kelly?

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, we've known each other at the gym and

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00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 3: we talked there.

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Speaker 22: Okay.

774
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 1: So would you say your friends, like Jim friends before

775
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: you guys went out.

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00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 3: We're friendly, yeah, Jim acquaintance is okay. Yeah, I've here

777
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 3: there for a few months. We go around the same time.

778
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 5: So that's refreshing because I'm somebody that's like headphone on,

779
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 5: face down, phone face.

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00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 8: Down, walking up to a girl immediately give me.

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Speaker 5: Your blindfold on, like I don't want to do anything

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Speaker 5: with anybody else.

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Speaker 2: At the gym.

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Speaker 5: At the gym. Sorry, yes, yes, it's been very difficult

785
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 5: to go from equipment to equipment. But anyway, I'm glad

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00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 5: that you you don't take it off. No I don't,

787
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 5: but good for you, Paul. You're able to talk to

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Speaker 5: Kelly anyone else.

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Speaker 1: So sorry, sorry sidetracked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she says, Normally I tell guys I have a boyfriend,

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Speaker 3: but I'm not going to tell you that. So it's like.

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Speaker 1: Cool, oh wow, Okay, that's a good line on her

793
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 1: part too, because it's like, I'm very wanted.

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00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 4: I have to turn men down all the time.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to make an exception for you. So what

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Speaker 5: did you guys do?

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00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: So both our schedules are really busy. It was hard

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Speaker 3: to find time to hang out. So we actually settled

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Speaker 3: on a gym date.

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Speaker 5: Wait huh, wait a.

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Speaker 8: Minute, You're like, let's just meet back here.

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Speaker 1: Whose idea was that?

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Speaker 3: We just kind of both agreed because they couldn't find

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Speaker 3: any other time.

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Speaker 1: You know, you guys really can't skip one hour at

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Speaker 1: the gym to get one drink the gym.

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00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 3: Rats, but together, well, that was just part of the date.

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00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: So she did come back to my place and we

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00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 3: cooked kind of like a helping meal.

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00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 4: Okay, that's cute.

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Speaker 15: Fun too of your health conscious like, yes, yeah, so

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00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 15: how was dinner?

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Speaker 3: It was good, kind of funny. Situation happened where I

814
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 3: was in the other room doing the dishes and I

815
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 3: heard my phone beep like a text came through. Okay,

816
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 3: And I left it in there with her, and I

817
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 3: was like, hey, can you see who texted? Then what

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00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: they said?

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00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 7: Whoa, whoa, whoa?

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Speaker 1: Why would you do such a thing?

821
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 22: Sir?

822
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 5: Extremely trusting?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, my girl, I know.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing, Like, if I was on a date,

825
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: my phone would be inundated with text messages for my friends.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I thought it was gonna be like all the

827
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 5: naked photos that you've taken, but.

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Speaker 1: No, I said those already.

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Speaker 20: Whatever I was at, You and I have very different

830
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 20: concerns when it's looking at your phone.

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00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: To make it is never an issue for me.

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00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 5: Gotcha? So you said, hey, take a look at my

833
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 5: phone and tell me who texted and what they said.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was kind of surprised. You was like, what,

835
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 3: but i't meaning high they gave her my path code

836
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 15: Wow, okay right in yeah.

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00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 3: Okay, So she tells me it was one of my

839
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 3: friends who wanted to know if I'm meeting up tonight,

840
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 3: and I answered to respond to him, tell him I'm

841
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 3: on a date with a pretty girl cooking dinner.

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00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 20: Oh that's a good line, a green flag, like, lady,

843
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 20: I don't know now, IM straight that you're trying too hard, though,

844
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 20: It's like, I.

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00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 5: See, you can see that it was set up.

846
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you had your friend text on purpose.

847
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 8: At five point thirty text me, and I'm gonna.

848
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are that organized, so I doubt it,

849
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: but I mean, who cares? He just called you pretty

850
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 2: like I mean, I do the edition, right, I.

851
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: Know, he's so excited.

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00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 5: Can you can you tell us was that set up?

853
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 3: No? Absolutely not?

854
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, that was good, very smooth.

855
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 1: I mean, could you tell she was flattered?

856
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 6: Yeah?

857
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 3: Sure? Girls like being called pretty, right, I mean, well, and.

858
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 15: The trust, like you know again could be too trusting,

859
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 15: but it's at least not the opposite where it's like,

860
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 15: don't look at my phone, give that back.

861
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 19: To it, Like, really, you have nothing to hide.

862
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 5: You didn't have anyone interesting that you probably never thought

863
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 5: about that, Paul. But what happened afterwards?

864
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I didn't come back in the room for

865
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 3: a few minutes of finishing the dishes and all that.

866
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: But and that is hot?

867
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Speaker 15: Can I just say, as a married woman, I understand

868
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 15: why you would think it's hot, But I don't think that.

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00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 19: I mean, I don't care.

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00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, imagining him shirtless?

871
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 5: All right? Is this is sounding pretty good? I think?

872
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 5: Did did we miss any details?

873
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 13: No?

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00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 3: You know that did. I didn't have anything weird or incriminating.

875
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 3: I didn't get a bad buye from her, But you

876
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 3: guys are asking if anything weird happened, So that's the

877
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 3: only any thing that was out of the ordinary.

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00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 8: Did you kiss her?

879
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 3: No, kids, But we hugged and she left like a

880
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,959
Speaker 3: little while later.

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00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 4: Okay, have you seen her at the gym?

882
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's certainly been a few days, so I haven't

883
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 3: seen her. But I'm just kind of getting the vibe

884
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 3: that she's not really into hangout again. I don't know.

885
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, you can feel that shift.

886
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's weird because you were so open with her.

887
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: I don't know well, and they knew each other pretty

888
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: I mean, like not really well, but like enough see

889
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: each other again.

890
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Speaker 5: It is weird to go back to the place you

891
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 5: just had a date with a guy.

892
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: And like because they were just being over eager.

893
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 5: We're just all very eager to hear what she has

894
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 5: to say when we come back and call her. Hopefully

895
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 5: she picks up and gives us some answers for your

896
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 5: second date update right after this second date update. Is

897
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 5: it possible to be so open and so trusting that

898
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 5: it's actually a turn off?

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Speaker 8: Does that sounds funny?

900
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Speaker 5: I mean, that's what we're wondering after talking to our

901
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 5: listener Paul, because he gave his date the password was

902
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 5: cell phone so that she could text a friend for

903
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 5: him while he was busy doing dishes in the other room.

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00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, in the other room.

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00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 15: So he heard his phone go off and was just like,

906
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 15: whatever that was, go check it.

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00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, and f comfortable doing that because he says he's

908
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 5: got nothing to hide on there. She can don't look

909
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 5: through whatever she wants and won't find anything weird.

910
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 4: Sure, there's nothing that's weird on your phone?

911
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 12: What are you?

912
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 6: Oh?

913
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,479
Speaker 5: You in his mind?

914
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 4: She said the past code, you know, So.

915
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 8: Maybe she found something else that wasn't in the.

916
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 2: Text, right, If she's not sketchy, but just weird.

917
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 5: Paul, is there anything that you're not telling us? Do

918
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 5: you have a furry app on there that you left open?

919
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 3: No, guys, I'm serious. I don't have anything weird on there,

920
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 3: I promise.

921
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 5: Okay.

922
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 4: It just sounds like such a nice time, like yeah, and.

923
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 8: Maybe that's the problem.

924
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 5: That was so nice. That was what Alexis said. It's

925
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 5: like too nice where it's like, ah, this guy's not

926
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 5: even fun anymore when you reply.

927
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 2: To you, like reply promptly to your friends too, like

928
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 2: it can wait ten minutes like also a quick reply.

929
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 4: So did his friends Dick as well.

930
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: Talk about the worst?

931
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 5: Are we giving you a little bit of a complex yet?

932
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:09,959
Speaker 6: Paul?

933
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe? Yeah, I don't know.

934
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 5: Okay, Hopefully we can find more of your issues when

935
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 5: we call Kelly for you and see what she has

936
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,439
Speaker 5: to say.

937
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 25: Hopefully she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey is

938
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 25: this Kelly. This is Hey Kelly.

939
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 5: You're on the radio right now with a show called

940
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

941
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 8: Hey Kelly, good morning, Kelly.

942
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 9: Wow, Hey, you know who we are.

943
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 4: You've listened to the show?

944
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean for sure, I'm just.

945
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: TikTok may ye, we'll take it.

946
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 8: Hey, we'll take it.

947
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.

948
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you're familiar with it because of our segment

949
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 5: the second date update. Is that how you know us?

950
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've definitely heard of that.

951
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 8: It's being handsome is so viral?

952
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, darn it. Okay, but Kelly, we're doing a second

953
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 5: date update right now because of a guy that you

954
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 5: went out with recently who's been trying to get a

955
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 5: hold of you, Paul from the gym.

956
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 23: Yeah.

957
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 22: I had a feeling that might be what this is

958
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 22: about when you said that, Okay, yeah, okay, it sounded.

959
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 4: Like such a fun time you and Paul had.

960
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 9: The date itself was pretty great, honestly, Like, I don't

961
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 9: really have complaints about that, Okay, Okay, I don't know

962
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 9: if anything, like I made myself mad?

963
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 14: I think you know, you.

964
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: Ever do that?

965
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 14: You ever hurt your own.

966
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 5: Feeling constantly every morning in the mirror pretty much? Yeah,

967
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 5: I'm just like trying to hurt myself.

968
00:43:58,719 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: How do you hurt your own.

969
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 2: You a man's following list?

970
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: Yes, like they have like hotter people to teller than you.

971
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 9: I mean, like I guess they just did something I

972
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 9: really shouldn't have done, and it just it took me

973
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 9: out of it and ruined it for me.

974
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 5: You what did you do? Because we heard that you

975
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 5: two did a gym workout and had dinner back at

976
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 5: Paul's place.

977
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he did the dishes.

978
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just really excited about that.

979
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 9: You're not wrong about any of that, Like that's all

980
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 9: one hundred percent true. And I mean, what a great

981
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 9: date to have with somebody who you've known for a

982
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 9: while and have been going to the same gym like

983
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 9: for a long time. Like it kind of all was

984
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 9: coming together really nicely, like almost a little too good

985
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 9: to be true, Like.

986
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, what could possibly ruin it?

987
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 14: Then?

988
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 12: Like me, me, what do you mean?

989
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 7: Oh my god?

990
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 9: Okay, So basically he got a text when he was

991
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 9: doing the dishes and I was in the living room

992
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 9: where his phone was like sitting on the charter.

993
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah we heard that.

994
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 9: Oh so you know what the pass code and everything.

995
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, And he even asked you to send a

996
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 5: message to his friend for him, which I was worried

997
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 5: maybe came across as him being lazy asking you to

998
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 5: do all the work for him.

999
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 8: Trustworthy.

1000
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, we couldn't believe he did that.

1001
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 9: Same Like, I was like, whoa, this is like a

1002
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 9: marital level dr like this.

1003
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 3: Is a lot.

1004
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, it did remind me of like a married couple.

1005
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: Can we guess that maybe you looked at other things

1006
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: on his phone?

1007
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 9: Not initially okay, but your girl got a little curious

1008
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 9: and I went back for seconds. I'm not gonna lie.

1009
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 5: I mean, he did give you the pass code.

1010
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: There is dangly you're hungry.

1011
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 5: What did you find?

1012
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I can't even believe this. Okay, you

1013
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 9: know the notes app on your phone?

1014
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh you went deep into his phone?

1015
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are personal.

1016
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that give me like a journal sometimes comedy jokes about.

1017
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 5: Notes app it.

1018
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 9: So he wrote a bunch of there's a bunch of

1019
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 9: drafts in there, and there are a bunch of like

1020
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 9: over the top aggressive negative Yelp reviews.

1021
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 5: Yelp reviews.

1022
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 9: It's not even like it's even for like businesses. It's

1023
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 9: not for restaurants. He didn't find like a hair in

1024
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 9: his food. No, these are for public restrooms.

1025
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 8: What he's a public restroom?

1026
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: Do you think he up?

1027
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 4: Where did he like copy and paste him from?

1028
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 14: Oh?

1029
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 1: Like, are they jokes?

1030
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 4: Because that would be that sounds like a joke to me,

1031
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 4: a review of a public restroom.

1032
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 9: There is zero percent chance like this came from his soul.

1033
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 9: He did not write this on a win like there

1034
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 9: was one in there about like the McDonald's on Fifth

1035
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 9: Avenue and he was going off. He was like, oh,

1036
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 9: the hinges on the door were like loose, and the

1037
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 9: latch was hanging on for dear life, like it was

1038
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 9: a marriage on its last leg, like he was.

1039
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 5: And it's useful because now I know not to go

1040
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 5: to that McDonald's.

1041
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 12: So you didn't.

1042
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 4: You didn't think it was attractive.

1043
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 9: It seemed like a little unhinged that someone would be

1044
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 9: having that. And hey, I think.

1045
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: You're trying to find something wrong with him because you're

1046
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,479
Speaker 1: scared it was going so good because that's how I felt.

1047
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 5: Okay, well, your feelings are totally valid. But I believe

1048
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 5: that Paul's feelings are probably also equally as valid, if

1049
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 5: not more, because they are his private notes. So we

1050
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 5: should probably hear his side of the story because he

1051
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 5: is on the other line right now waiting to talk

1052
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 5: to you.

1053
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm doing that.

1054
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: And his favorite restroom.

1055
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 3: Paul, oh my god, I'm here.

1056
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 8: Hey, you're the bathroom or he's the toilet king.

1057
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 5: How are you feeling based on what you just heard there?

1058
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,479
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't really see what's the big deal

1059
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 3: about reviews?

1060
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 7: Well, I'm with.

1061
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: Him, really, I didn't want to bring this up.

1062
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 15: A Brook and I do have a favorite bathroom in

1063
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 15: the city. It's an Italian restaurant. We both had the

1064
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 15: most instagrammable pictures inside.

1065
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 4: It is so nice to me when people leave reviews.

1066
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 1: Can't you see that, Kelly, They're doing the hero's job.

1067
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 4: He's trying to get the public to find a good bathroom.

1068
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 5: To you, all right, Well, clearly Brooke is Paul's biggest

1069
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,919
Speaker 5: YELP fans. But we should let Paul and Kelly talk

1070
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 5: to each other about this. Paul, talk to her, tell

1071
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 5: her how you feel.

1072
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, when you think about it, the restroom

1073
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 3: tells you a lot about the place you want to

1074
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 3: eat at a restaurant where the bathroom's filthy, right though, Really, have.

1075
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 19: You ever looked up the bathroom before you go somewhere?

1076
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: If I went and saw a review for a restaurant

1077
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: that said it had an icky bathroom out.

1078
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 5: Sorry, you will leave yourself out in the woods in

1079
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 5: a hole.

1080
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: Listen to me. That is clean.

1081
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe Paul can leave a review of the bathroom

1082
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 5: mountain in the in the forest where you went.

1083
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: Do you think of how creative those reviews were.

1084
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 4: I mean, you've got a man who is good with work.

1085
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 5: We've been doing the show for like thirteen years. Brook

1086
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 5: has never stood up for a man like she has.

1087
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 5: Public bathroom yelp, toilet?

1088
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: Why was it?

1089
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 9: Honestly like you are gassing me up a little bit,

1090
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 9: like you're making me see the other side of things

1091
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 9: a little bit.

1092
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 20: Wow.

1093
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 5: Okay, Kelly, here's the important question. In his apartment? Was

1094
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 5: his bathroom clean?

1095
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 8: I did not think of that.

1096
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: Are you asking her to review his Oh no, I

1097
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: wasn't that excited about it.

1098
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 9: But I will say two things. Number One, it was

1099
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 9: sparkling clean. I will give him that very clean bathroom.

1100
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 3: Okay, However, thank you.

1101
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 9: Number two, I do not appreciate the fact that the

1102
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 9: toilet paper was facing the way. I don't appreciate it

1103
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 9: at the underpull's.

1104
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 8: Supposed to be over.

1105
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 1: You just found a man with a clean bathroom that

1106
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: does his dishes, and you are trying to find a problem.

1107
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: You cannot pass up this opportunity.

1108
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 5: I don't know it seems to be a pretty big

1109
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 5: issue for her. But Kelly, I'm still gonna ask you anyway,

1110
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 5: would you give him another shot at a second date?

1111
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 5: And we would pay for it.

1112
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 9: I take ownerships like I should not have gone through

1113
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 9: this man's phone.

1114
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: That's good.

1115
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 9: And so as long as the place you are sending

1116
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 9: us has a solid bathroom. Reading from him now suddenly

1117
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 9: like the most import Now she's on board.

1118
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: Paul, I'd love to go out Kelly again.

1119
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: If they ever get married, they're gonna rent one of

1120
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: those really fancy port it has like it's like a trailer.

1121
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 5: Your stories always end up in a trailer.

1122
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 1: They always started there too.

1123
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1124
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 5: Oh, on this morning show, we don't do toilet humor.

1125
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 5: We do toilet talk and we take it very very seriously. Yep,

1126
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 5: that's our new thing.

1127
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: I like it, John John one on one, Yes, that's slaying.

1128
00:50:58,560 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 4: For toilet Alexis, thank you.

1129
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 6: I didn't know.

1130
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 1: It's kind of old reference.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to need to know.

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Speaker 5: I think it really came down to this. Somehow a

1133
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 5: guy posts a bunch of violently aggressive YELP reviews about

1134
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 5: public restrooms, and that was a green flag somehow sure

1135
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Speaker 5: how it happened?

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00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 4: You nerd out about anything enough and it's like, oh,

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00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 4: he has interest.

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00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 5: I am happy to see that those two are going

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00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 5: to be going out again.

1140
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: Though they're going to be so cutey.

1141
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 8: Do you hope they call us back?

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00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 16: And he's like, dude, she is so messy.

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00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 8: I can't stand it.

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00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 5: But they do seem like good people with shared interests,

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00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 5: so we're happy to facilitate.

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00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 4: Their next It be cute if we set a plunger

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00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 4: to them.

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00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 5: We shouldn't know where the line is, and I think

1149
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 5: it's before that. So anyway, if you want to hear

1150
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 5: more second date updates, the non rip off ones, make

1151
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 5: sure to head over to Apple, Spotify, wherever you get

1152
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 5: your podcast. Type in Brooke and Jeffrey's Second Date Update YouTube.

1153
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 6: Too, No, h Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1154
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 5: Tis the season for sports bars to be packed, brackets

1155
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 5: to be filled, and teardrops to be licked off your

1156
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 5: friend's faces. Because March Madness officially starts tomorrow, it's Brook

1157
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 8: And making bracket everyone.

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00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 5: Well, maybe you wish you didn't have to go out

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00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 5: to the bars to enjoy all the craziness and that

1161
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 5: the sports bar could just come to you. Yes, well

1162
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 5: now maybe it can thanks to Samsung. Wait, what they're

1163
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 5: making news today because of the offer that they're given

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00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 5: to all the hoop heads out there is that what.

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00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: They're calling nobody is calling or hoopsters, whatever it is.

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00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 5: They're gonna sell you eight TVs for just a little

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00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 5: over ten thousand dollars.

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00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 7: What a deal? You want?

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00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 21: Eight TVs st starting with a ninety eight inch four

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00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 21: K TV, A couple six five ventures, a few fifty

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00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 21: five's basically an entire wall of televisions, just like at

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00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 21: the sports bars, but for a thirty percent discount, saving

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00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 21: you six grand.

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00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 7: Wow.

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00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't the sports bars by this? Then you to

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00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 1: save you a bunch of money.

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Speaker 8: That's the demo.

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00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 1: Where would you put this in your house? You don't

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00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: have I don't have a space. Get back up far

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00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: enough to even see it.

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00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 8: I don't have a wall.

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00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 5: Maybe okay, your family room could handle it.

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00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 16: Bro take out every walls, television out the fireplace that.

1184
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 1: Like Fahrenheit four fifty one. Isn't that that book come

1185
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: to life?

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00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 6: No? One?

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00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 12: Okay, you don't know.

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00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 5: Their package does not include wall mounts or installation by

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00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 5: the way, so that's another fifteen hundred dollars.

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00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 8: Another thousand.

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00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 5: But if you want your home to look like a

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00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 5: March Madness bar, you better jump on this because I heard,

1193
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 5: I hear products from Samsung are only going to get

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00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 5: cheaper as things start to unwrappe.

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00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 8: It's already got a shot clock in a buzzer.

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Speaker 1: I was putting a full court gym. You know, I

1197
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: was just going to host the games.

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Speaker 5: Lives or let's say you don't want to watch basketball

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00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 5: lexus you could stream all eight seasons of Love Island

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00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 5: all at the same time.

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00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,240
Speaker 2: No, I think I eat different reality shows.

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00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, however you want to.

1203
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: I mean it's the same plot.

1204
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 5: No wrong answers. Laser Stories coming up right after this.

1205
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's helping kids eat healthier with

1206
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 5: diet Lunchables. It's just a normal lunchable package, but it

1207
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,720
Speaker 5: comes with a sixty four ounce cane of diet Mountain

1208
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 5: de It's Diet Brook Feel doo about healthing up your

1209
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 5: kids meals With Laser Stories, the segment where we read

1210
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 5: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1211
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 5: except we've got a laser. Those other diet doodoo heads

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00:54:56,080 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 5: just don't This first laser story is out of Europe.

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00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 5: There's a lot of frustrating things about how we do

1214
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 5: things in America, But how would you feel if we

1215
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 5: had a system like this? Because a man in Switzerland

1216
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 5: was caught driving too close to the vehicle in front

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00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 5: of him, so he was fined one hundred and ten

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00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 5: thousand dollars.

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00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 15: Oh my god, Oh wow, we would all be rich

1220
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 15: if this happened in America.

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00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 5: And with if I'm that extreme, you mean you figure

1222
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 5: he must have been right on the other guy's bumper,

1223
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 5: But actually no, reports say he was driving forty feet

1224
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 5: behind the other vehicle.

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00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: Feet that's a long way.

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00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 5: For the Swiss. There's no specific definition for tailgating, but

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00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 5: the officer said the offender appeared to be stuck to

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00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 5: the other car enough for it to be considered reckless.

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00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: Oh god, is this a high ticket?

1230
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 4: Is it one of those countries that does.

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00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 5: The Switzerland is one of the places where fines are

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00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 5: based on your taxable income.

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Speaker 1: It makes so much more sense because like, if you're

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Speaker 1: a super rich person and you get fined forty bucks,

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Speaker 1: you don't care.

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00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing, that every day.

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00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 5: Brook is the one that was driving down the fire lane,

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00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 5: and so she cannot wait to bump those fines up

1239
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 5: to two, four or five thousand.

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00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: Dollars warnings, I got ticket.

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Speaker 4: Lucky there, I guess we don't talk about that.

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00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 5: So yeah, this driver was apparently a millionaire lawyer, which

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00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 5: is why his fine was very heck yeah, well she

1244
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 5: got boomed with a hefty file stroke suck it swist.

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00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,359
Speaker 1: Guys with the count those were the costco guy.

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00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, he got boomed, but.

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00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 1: It sounded like a nineteen nineties.

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00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 5: Like ja, yeah, exactly, you nailed it, bro.

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00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 8: People are enjoying it all the text war.

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Speaker 5: This happened a few months ago, but the guy has

1251
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 5: been fighting it in court and the results, well, it's

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00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 5: kind of good news and bad news for him. The

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00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 5: ticket was upheld, but it's a suspended fine, meaning he

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00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 5: won't have to pay it as long as he avoids

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00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 5: committing another offense within the next two years. If he does, though,

1256
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 5: then it's double.

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00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 1: That means at forty feet he just needs to find

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00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: a road where nobody else drives and only take that one.

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Speaker 5: I'm just surprised that they do double or nothing for

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00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 5: crimes in Switzerland. That's kind of cool. Yeah, I murdered

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00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 5: one guy. If you do it again, though, you'll get

1262
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 5: double life.

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00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 15: They shouldte wheel We'll see what happens.

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00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 5: I really, dude, They can better over in Europe. This school.

1265
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 5: Next laser story is out of Clearwater, Florida, opposite of UK.

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00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 5: A thirty four year old man named Aaron Jablonski was

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00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,959
Speaker 5: at a place called the Overtime Sports Bar at around

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Speaker 5: two thirty a m.

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Speaker 8: This sounds like a lot of fun everything you just said.

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Speaker 4: Is this just gonna be a story about how you

1271
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 4: hung out with him?

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Speaker 5: Well, we'll get to that. You'll see. We are kind

1273
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 5: of kindred spirits because right when he was supposed to

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00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 5: take the stage to sing, the karaoke machine quit you exactly,

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00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 5: And that's like your moment. While the bar manager suspected

1276
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 5: it may have just overheated, that wasn't good enough for Aaron.

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00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 5: He threw down his mic stormed out of the bar,

1278
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 5: upset about not being able to sing his music Appeel

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00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 5: you bro. And that's when a friendly patron followed him

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00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 5: outside and attempted to cool Aaron down. But he was

1281
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 5: not in the mood. And we know that because he

1282
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 5: pulled a gun out of his waistband and fired it

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Speaker 5: into the air.

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Speaker 8: Everyone shut up.

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00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, like, we're the same person, bro, I swear.

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00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 5: Someone called the cops, though, and when they showed up,

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00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 5: Aaron still had the gun, angrily shouting that he couldn't

1288
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 5: sing Billy Joel's piano man.

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00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 8: And the cops and was like oh.

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Speaker 5: He was arrested on two felony charges, aggravated assault and

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Speaker 5: possession of a firearm by a felon.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: On the police report, Aaron was quoted as saying his

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00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 5: therapist recommended that he sing to alleviate stress, so when

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00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 5: the karaoke machine broke down, he just lost it.

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Speaker 8: To the irony.

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Speaker 1: Didn't learn about breathing techniques apparent in the therapy session.

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of the office outfit oasis.

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00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 5: Remember when employees would push for casual days just so

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00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 5: that they could wear jeans to the office.

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00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, I guess that was.

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00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 5: Pre pandemic, pre remote working. Now jeans aren't casual enough.

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00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: That's right. I say that in sweatpants or nothing else.

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00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 5: Jeff, there's an emerging trend of people now wearing sweatpants jeans.

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00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I think I was gonna buy some of these.

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00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: They look really cool. I've seen them on TikTok, you know,

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00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: on the TikTok shop, and I'm like.

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00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 4: Those look like real jeans but comfy.

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00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 5: You will have a video up on our Insta stories

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00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 5: at Broken Jeffrey And if you haven't seen these yet,

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Speaker 5: it's I mean, basically what it sounds like sweatpants that

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00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 5: are made to look like denim jeans.

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00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: They honestly look like the clothes I bought for my

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00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: kids when they were like three or four.

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00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, is that supposed to be a selling point.

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Speaker 1: It is honestly every clothes item that I bought for

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Speaker 1: my kids.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, why don't they have as an adult size?

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01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 5: Well, if you google them, they're already available in a

1320
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 5: bunch of styles, including high waist, wide leg, low rise,

1321
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 5: torn or distressed. And for the millennials, they even have

1322
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 5: skinny sweatpant jeans.

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01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 1: Why those are just yoga pants?

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01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 5: I think the prices are all over the map, but

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Speaker 5: many of them are affordable, closer to sweatpant prices than

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01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 5: they are to like actual trendy jeens. But according to CNN,

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01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 5: they're becoming a major viral trend. So someone at your

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01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 5: office is probably going to try to pass these off

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01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 5: as jeans during casual bays.

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01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with tomorrow.

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01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, we can literally wear sweats, so it's different for us.

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01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of Food News today.

1333
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 5: There is nothing more thirst quenching on a hot summer.

1334
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 4: Day than lemonade, ice cream.

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01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 15: A big bottle of pickle juice.

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01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what the company Clawson's is counting on because.

1337
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 1: They just release Make the Beles.

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01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 5: They release their first ever line of dill pickle juice

1339
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 5: called Just the Brine.

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01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 12: Yes, this is smart.

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01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 8: I literally take SIPs out of the pickle.

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01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 5: Rip, look at the photo of it. And while they

1343
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 5: do expect some people to just drink it unless be

1344
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 5: pregnant people, they say it's good for everything from fried

1345
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 5: chicken to your cocktail recipes.

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01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: Lucky like a splash of walk chicken. Brian, I thought

1347
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: you just chased your chicken with your pickle bag.

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Speaker 5: They first hinted at the concept when du a Lipa

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01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 5: when viral last year pouring pickle juice into her diet coke,

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01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 5: and they had the caption, Hey do a lipa we

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01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 5: hear you. One sip is all it takes. Do we

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01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 5: dare ten k likes on this and we might just

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01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 5: make claws and Dill pickle juice a thing. And it

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01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 5: got way more than that. Thousands and thousands flooded the

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01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 5: comments saying please, and I'm begging you to do this,

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Speaker 5: so they did it.

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Speaker 1: I will say the ackagen is cute, he says, just Brian,

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Speaker 1: He's got like kind of a poppy look to it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like I said, they are promoting it as an

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Speaker 5: electrolyte booster, good for your health by day, as a

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Speaker 5: cocktail mixer by night.

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Speaker 1: One after your big run, and then one after your

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01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: big shot.

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Speaker 2: A pickle juice endorsement over here.

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Speaker 5: Ask for this guy. He has a little bit of

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01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 5: a different use for it now. Apparently, he says, you

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01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 5: could spread it on a clog as a lubricant to

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01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 5: slip in and out of it and not shape afterwards.

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01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 5: That is a helpful life hack, Broke. It's to help

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Speaker 5: people put on shoes.

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Speaker 4: You are so weird.

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01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 5: I know it's his life hack. You don't have to

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01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 5: listen to it. But that now means Laser Stories has

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01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 5: come to an end for the day. We'll do it

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Speaker 5: again at the same.

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01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 6: Time on Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,959
Speaker 5: Brooke is licking her lips right now because she knows

1378
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 5: we've got some fresh meat for.

1379
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 8: Her on the line.

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01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 4: See that up and serve it to me.

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01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 5: Row brand new player and untouched. His name is Lucas Lucas,

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01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 5: and Lucas is a detailer and longshoreman. Lucas. Brook wants

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01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 5: to know how long exactly.

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01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: Short shoreman that I do.

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Speaker 27: They don't calls local nineteen for nothing, tease.

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01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 5: I don't know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 15: I don't either, Yeah, what does a long shortman do?

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Speaker 5: Exactly?

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01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: Tell a man?

1390
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 27: There is a million different jobs.

1391
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 16: You could be a grain operator.

1392
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 27: You could be a semi truck driver one day, next day,

1393
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:54,480
Speaker 27: be a supervisor, next day, be traveling to a different city.

1394
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 5: What it's like a choose your own adventure of a career.

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01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 5: Every day you just pick whatever you.

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01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 27: Want to do every single day. You don't have a boss.

1397
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 5: You don't have a boss.

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01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 27: No, every day is a new boss, new supervisor, new foreman.

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01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 8: Every day.

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01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 5: I am learning so much stuff. We haven't even gotten

1401
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 5: to the questions yet. So let's get to that part.

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01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 5: Brooks leave in the studio and Lucas, you know how

1403
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 5: it works. You got thirty seconds, stands as many as possible.

1404
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1405
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 5: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1406
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1407
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 3: I am ready?

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01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 5: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. The cable

1409
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 5: satellite Public Affairs Network launched on this day in nineteen

1410
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 5: seventy nine. What's the acronym for ITBA? In which European

1411
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 5: country was Arnold schwarzeneggerborn?

1412
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 3: Oh, Austria?

1413
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 5: What does the T stand for in TSA.

1414
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 3: Cash?

1415
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 5: The mini skirt was first introduced in what decade? In

1416
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 5: which country is the city of Amsterdam located?

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01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 23: Oh?

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01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 3: Germany?

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01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 5: What do you call the finn on the back of

1420
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 5: a whale?

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01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 14: Though?

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01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 27: This is so much harder when you do it?

1423
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah on the phone. Yeah, the pressure is on

1424
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 5: when you're actually on the air with us. But now

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01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 5: Brooke is back in the studio and since you're a

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01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 5: new player, we need to learn what is interesting about

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Speaker 5: your life, Lucas, What are your hobbies? Your favorite sandwich,

1428
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 5: your most regrettable hookup? Hit us with anything?

1429
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 16: Are your most regrettable sandwich?

1430
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 5: Too?

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01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 23: Oh?

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Speaker 27: Let's see the hobbies. I like bass fishing pretty much.

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01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 27: Any kind of fish in My favorite sandwich would be

1434
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 27: the Cargansul Jimmy Jones. I love their bret and uh

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Speaker 27: I was asked earlier, you know if I had met

1436
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 27: any famous people. And back when I worked at a

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01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,439
Speaker 27: hardware store, Sir mix a Lot would come in every

1438
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 27: Saturday and buy hardware.

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01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 15: Uh wow, your.

1440
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 1: Drawer, poles and hinges every Saturday for Sir mix a Lot.

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01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 27: Screwe nuts, bolts.

1442
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 5: We always had jumping shovels, bags of lime. You got

1443
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 5: it all.

1444
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 27: You show up with the entourage in Mercedes and be like, hey,

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01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 27: I need to hit up.

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01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 15: So he likes big buds and big chests es like

1447
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 15: a night chest was a solid.

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01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 5: Yes, the longshore women love that joke. Okay, now, Brook,

1449
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 5: it's your turn. Are you ready?

1450
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: Yes? After that joke, he's dying right.

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01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 5: Now, Brook, here we go. Your time starts now. The

1452
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 5: cable satellite Public Affairs Network launched on this day in

1453
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 5: nineteen seventy nine. What's the acronym for it? In Which

1454
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 5: European country was Arnold Schwarzenegger born Austria. What does the

1455
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 5: T stand for in TSA uh.

1456
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 4: Terminal.

1457
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 5: The miniskirt was first introduced in what decuses? In Which

1458
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 5: country is the city of Amsterdam located?

1459
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 4: Denmark?

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01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 5: What do you call the finn on the back of

1461
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 5: a whale?

1462
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 1: Dorsal fin?

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01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 5: All right, got our answers in It's time to go

1464
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,560
Speaker 5: to the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

1465
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 15: Oh no, we shock again that movie Lucas, you got one, Brook,

1466
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 15: you got four.

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01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 5: It's easy, easy for you.

1468
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 4: Brok sorry one or whatever it is.

1469
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 7: That transport security, Yes, that is just sad.

1470
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers for everybody. The cable sadle

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Speaker 5: like public affairs network launched on this day in nineteen

1472
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 5: seventy nine. That's called c SPAN to the rest of us.

1473
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 5: The European country where Arnold Schwarzenegger was born was Austria.

1474
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 5: The TSA the T stands for Transportation Transportation Security Administration.

1475
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 27: I should I should have known that one.

1476
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, Also, miniskirt first introduced in the nineteen sixties. The

1477
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 5: country where you'd find the city of Amsterdam would be

1478
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 5: the Netherlands. The back of a whale you call the

1479
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 5: finn the dorsal finn? So luke, I'm sorry man, It

1480
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 5: was not enough to beat Brooke today. But the good

1481
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 5: news is just for playing you do win a pair

1482
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,919
Speaker 5: of tickets to see Mickey seventeen from the Academy Award

1483
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 5: winning writer director of Parasite Bun June Hoe comes as

1484
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 5: next cinematic experience Mickey seventeen starring Robert Pattinson. Blast off

1485
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:18,080
Speaker 5: with Mickey seventeen in theaters and Imax.

1486
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 3: Now, all right, appreciate you guys.

1487
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 5: All right, man, we'll be back to do win Brooks

1488
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 5: Bucks the same time tomorrow

1489
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.