Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone
Speaker 1: tappen us.
Speaker 2: Let me take your ideas at Elvisduran dot com and
Speaker 2: your victims to phone tap on today's phone tap, Danielle
Speaker 2: and Froggy rather than using one of those ideas, just
Speaker 2: decided to.
Speaker 3: Crank call someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we decided to call florist. And what you're going
Speaker 1: to hear is I've already called the place and I
Speaker 1: ordered some flowers for my dead grandfather. So the second
Speaker 1: call that you're going to hear is where it picks
Speaker 1: up from. And that's Froggy calling back the florist. He's
Speaker 1: my husband after I made the initial order. So you'll
Speaker 1: see what happens.
Speaker 3: Today's phone tap. Let's listen in.
Speaker 4: Help you.
Speaker 3: Yeah is this who's speaking? This is Hi, Lauren, It's John.
Speaker 3: I believe my wife called there a few minutes to
Speaker 3: go to order some flowers for her grandfather. Oh yes, yes,
Speaker 3: I just have a quick question. How much did she
Speaker 3: spend on those?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, sure, I can't actually get that information out
Speaker 4: over the phone unless you're a person that face to order.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, whatever, that's great. I'm going to be paying
Speaker 3: for them anyway, she's my wife. I just won't know
Speaker 3: how much she spent. She's got a tendency to overspend sometimes.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, I honestly can't tell you or I might
Speaker 4: lose my job, and I kind of don't want to
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 1: What are you talking to?
Speaker 3: I'm talking to the floors. I'm trying to find out
Speaker 3: much money you spent. I asked you, and you wouldn't
Speaker 3: answer me.
Speaker 1: What the are you calling them for? I told you
Speaker 1: it's none of your business. It's a nice arrangement I'm
Speaker 1: sending right, yes, ma'am, yes, and all that matters.
Speaker 3: I don't care how nice it is. I want to
Speaker 3: know how much it costs.
Speaker 1: It's not a lot of money, right, it's not. It's
Speaker 1: a bargain. You gave me a bargain, right, I did?
Speaker 4: I did? And is there anything else I can do?
Speaker 4: You want me to add to the order? Takeoff?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I tell you, tell me how much it costs.
Speaker 1: Now going to tell you none of your business? Is
Speaker 1: my grandfather?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: I cannot be spoken to this way. I'm okay.
Speaker 3: You know what here here, here's a great idea. Cancel
Speaker 3: the order.
Speaker 4: Okay, I will cancel your order.
Speaker 1: No, you're not canceling the order.
Speaker 3: It's my way to cancel or no.
Speaker 4: Is there a way that you guys can kind of
Speaker 4: figure out what you want and then let me know.
Speaker 1: No, I just tell me how much it costs.
Speaker 3: That's all I want to know.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's three hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: We're not spending three hundred dollars on flowers to your
Speaker 3: dead grandpa? Why not?
Speaker 1: It's grandpa and he died and he's never you're never
Speaker 1: going to see him again.
Speaker 3: Okay, number one exactly, he's never going to see him
Speaker 3: to begin with number two. When he was here, we
Speaker 3: didn't see him.
Speaker 4: Okay. Can someone just tell me? Am I canceling? Or
Speaker 4: am I not canceling?
Speaker 3: Cancel the three hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: I don't cancel the order.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you want to figure this out, and feel
Speaker 4: free to call me in a little bit and let
Speaker 4: me know.
Speaker 1: No, there's nothing to figure out we want them. Shut
Speaker 1: up and hang up the phone and let me tell you.
Speaker 4: I honestly, I kind of either need to start the
Speaker 4: flowers or not start flowers.
Speaker 3: We're not paying for it, Yes we are, No, we're not,
Speaker 3: Yes we are. These flowers are going to suffer the
Speaker 3: same fate he did. They're going to die in three days.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my gosh. Can you do you believe he's
Speaker 1: talking about my grandfather like this?
Speaker 3: You didn't see him when he was here.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry? Am I making flowers or am I not?
Speaker 4: Because I have a couple of the customers here.
Speaker 3: You know, you get up every day and you go
Speaker 3: to work, and you work and everything. My wife doesn't.
Speaker 3: She sits on the couch and doesn't do it all day. Okay, nothing,
Speaker 3: I'm talking right now.
Speaker 1: You're bothering them. They have Please, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I actually do you have another call on the other line.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you got your fat ass off the couch.
Speaker 4: Guys, I need to put you on hold. I'm going
Speaker 4: to put on you on the phone with someone else.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, good. Maybe somebody who didn't listen would be nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, sure, that is uncallable.
Speaker 3: Hi, Michael, it's John.
Speaker 5: One person talking at the time. Okay, who am I
Speaker 5: talking to?
Speaker 1: John?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Look, listen, listen. I'm going to cancel the entire order
Speaker 5: if I if I don't speak to just one person
Speaker 5: at the time.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen to me. I am the one placing the
Speaker 1: order for the three hundred dollars. Don't listen to my husband.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know what he's talking.
Speaker 3: My wife called and made a ridiculous order of three
Speaker 3: hundred dollars for her dead grandfather, the number one she
Speaker 3: didn't see when he when he was allowed to begin
Speaker 3: with Okay, all right, look guys.
Speaker 5: I don't have time to deal with your marriage problem.
Speaker 1: It's not a marriage problem.
Speaker 5: It's just I don't have time. I don't have time. Okay,
Speaker 5: you tell me listen.
Speaker 3: I got an idea. We're going to give you fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: No, John did not call you. I called you, not
Speaker 1: John at three hundred.
Speaker 3: You hang out the phone, os, will you please but out?
Speaker 3: It's fifty dollars, John.
Speaker 5: It's fine, it's fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's not fifty dollars. Why do you
Speaker 1: live name? Because he's a guy, So that's why I
Speaker 1: take his No, he's.
Speaker 3: Listening to me because I know because I have a job,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to make the order from Adam. Well,
Speaker 3: well he doesn't have money.
Speaker 5: Listen, I don't have time to deal with this childish book.
Speaker 5: All right, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: Are you not a professional?
Speaker 5: Figure out your problems and get off the phone and
Speaker 5: stop wasting my time? Who is paying for the flowers?
Speaker 3: I am?
Speaker 5: I don't believe this this. I don't need your business.
Speaker 3: Oh great, now you don't need our business.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't need your business. I don't need I
Speaker 5: don't need my time wasted.
Speaker 1: You know what, if you don't want our business, we'll
Speaker 1: just take our business elsewhere. Because this is who he's treating.
Speaker 5: Us, John, I'm running a business today, all right. I
Speaker 5: have people coming in, and I have the phone ringing,
Speaker 5: Lauren's putting together orders, and I got you two morons
Speaker 5: on the phone arguing with each other. And you can't
Speaker 5: run my business this way.
Speaker 1: John, you already talk to me. You called me up, moron.
Speaker 3: Every bit of this could have been a verdi. Here's
Speaker 3: all you had to do. It was a simple fact
Speaker 3: when I called in and said we wanted to spend.
Speaker 5: Fifty sir, there's nothing I had to do. It's all
Speaker 5: what you had to do, which is act like a
Speaker 5: man and just place in order or don't make a decision.
Speaker 3: Do you hear how you're treating your customer how?
Speaker 5: I'm sure you my customers Do you hear yourself talking?
Speaker 5: Do you hear yourself You're acting like a little baby man.
Speaker 1: You just loved three hundred dollars fifty bucksoever, okay whatever.
Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
Speaker 1: recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran
Speaker 1: phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show