Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlance.
Speaker 2: I'm Jacqueline Novak, And this is poog, an ongoing conversation
Speaker 2: about wellness between two obsessive friends, two untamable intellects. This
Speaker 2: is our hobby, this is our hell.
Speaker 1: This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Speaker 1: Today's topics Lisi speaking doctor A Wallace. It's Fatal Sungazing community.
Speaker 1: It's interesting.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's interesting due too, Hello, due to you know,
Speaker 2: being sent hey video clip from the week. I'm going,
Speaker 2: oh my god, wow, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean visually what we look like. Yeah, yeah, everyone knows.
Speaker 1: Maybe they don't know, but it's it's ghastly when you
Speaker 1: wear those big the big cans, they push your face forward,
Speaker 1: chipmunk style. Because I saw a video of my it's
Speaker 1: actually worth going to take a look at it if you haven't, folks,
Speaker 1: it's a video of myself that's like it's as though
Speaker 1: I had been It's like it's like a sliding doors
Speaker 1: of like me if I were someone else, like if
Speaker 1: I lived. Just struct's last thing I've ever seen. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. It's like and it's like, but
Speaker 1: I just was like, that is really not me. Look,
Speaker 1: but it is me. And that's what we have to
Speaker 1: reckon with in those moments, the you, that's not you,
Speaker 1: but well, it's like that whole.
Speaker 2: And I get really confused about, you know, the mirror
Speaker 2: versus the whatever, but the whole, Like, you know.
Speaker 1: God, have you seen these videos of you know, the
Speaker 1: mirror clips, you know, mirror slip. Have you seen those
Speaker 1: videos where they bring a girl over to It's Not
Speaker 1: for the Truth and she starts crying. They're like they're like,
Speaker 1: this is what the world sees. And she's like and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, it's not flip. I've got the and
Speaker 1: like flips out because we never but it's not what
Speaker 1: a but a photo flipped. But that's why it's a photo.
Speaker 2: Confused, Like that's why we're constantly looking at our photos
Speaker 2: being like what is that?
Speaker 1: Who's that? It's like, yep, that's you, bitch, that busted
Speaker 1: ass person is you.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like I've suffered by not I think
Speaker 2: we talked about this, but I've suffered by not spending
Speaker 2: a lot of time in the mirror doing faces, basically
Speaker 2: seeing the same ailment. I know, Okay, I sense this, okay,
Speaker 2: And so I feel like I'm not in control of
Speaker 2: my instrument in that way. Now, there are some benefits comedically,
Speaker 2: of course, to have a kind of unconsciousness of the face, but.
Speaker 1: Well, we're ultimately I feel I feel conscious to face.
Speaker 1: Even though I have spent years in the mirror. I've
Speaker 1: discussed as an early child that was my sibling, myself
Speaker 1: in the mirror. But I'm still shocked by face as
Speaker 1: I make or that. I yeah, yeah, it's always a shock.
Speaker 1: The face is always a shock.
Speaker 3: Like are you looking and I mean this right now
Speaker 3: at me when you're talking.
Speaker 1: I look at you most of the time. Just in
Speaker 1: that moment, I was looking at myself because I'm always
Speaker 1: looking at you.
Speaker 3: Because I get shocked.
Speaker 2: Then in the videos where I can see myself listening
Speaker 2: to you, and I know I'm staring at you because
Speaker 2: I wouldn't allow what I'm doing with.
Speaker 3: My face if I were looking at myself. Do you
Speaker 3: see what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Oh, of course, Kate, I go do something, hold your
Speaker 1: face differently. There's people watching. This is insane. I mean
Speaker 1: it is. It is the It is the thing about
Speaker 1: the podcast, which is so different from life, from stage performance,
Speaker 1: of course, or anything else. We were talking we forget
Speaker 1: they can see. I mean hardly. You know, two hundred
Speaker 1: people see the videos. It's fine. We love yeah, those
Speaker 1: of you who do. By the way, By the way,
Speaker 1: I said, by the way, this actually has no this
Speaker 1: is a complete non sequitor. But I have one of these. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: it's not Stanley Brick. I didn't think. So I was
Speaker 1: at Whole Foods and they had they were having a
Speaker 1: big summer sale, big brat summer sale of and you
Speaker 1: know what I'm holding in my hands. I've seen it's
Speaker 1: hydro flax, Yeah, hydro flask brand. But the big Stanley
Speaker 1: what was that? People were like there was like mob
Speaker 1: crush people or crowd crush people were being like killed,
Speaker 1: stampeding together Stanley's I don't think laughing. There was then
Speaker 1: there was some like article that was like the Stanley
Speaker 1: leech is poison into your food, wolf whatever.
Speaker 2: And it's that it's on the outside though, but people
Speaker 2: say still like it's not the interior, but it's it's
Speaker 2: on the outside. And so then because I was eyeing those,
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I could kind of get into
Speaker 2: one of those, Like I don't characters cultural like meaning
Speaker 2: attached to it.
Speaker 1: I mean like good with this loser or croud wife
Speaker 1: sippy cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. I literally
Speaker 1: literally like where is it? When I left it in
Speaker 1: the car the other night, I was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: you glad to get it?
Speaker 3: Be my friend. It would boost me and be like,
Speaker 3: let me grab my little friend.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. By the way, it is
Speaker 1: a little friend. It is a little friend. I have
Speaker 1: hydration through the roof really because one of these is
Speaker 1: a little over a leader put into a day away easily.
Speaker 1: And the straw. But then I've been afraid of straws
Speaker 1: because it's always a thing of chronic use of the
Speaker 1: straw creates line asshole mouth or whatever with the little lines.
Speaker 1: Yeah what mouth, I'm making that, but I didn't hear
Speaker 1: the words I said, asshole mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh pucker a cigarette pucker. Yeah, so that by the
Speaker 4: time you're seventy two, so that it's cinched, yeah, cinching,
Speaker 4: it's permanently puckered.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I don't know that it cares. I know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on.
Speaker 3: I also I don't There are worst things you can do, yeah, first, like.
Speaker 2: Hydrate straw. I think there's some benefits to the straw
Speaker 2: with cheek muscles.
Speaker 1: Possibly. I like that. I have to look into that. Well,
Speaker 1: this is one of the moves that you know, yeah, yeah, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the beauty Shuman, that's what you're doing it really well.
Speaker 1: I want to hear what's in my canteen, my knockoff Stanley. Oh, sure,
Speaker 1: do a homemade electrolyte drink this thing. I believe you're
Speaker 1: saying this.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe you're saying this because you're doing it
Speaker 2: because I'm about to launch into homemade electro like drinks. No, no,
Speaker 2: Because doctor Neil Barnard was like, why is everyone accepted
Speaker 2: citric acid in like every food product? Just like, oh,
Speaker 2: you think it's made of citrus or something. You think
Speaker 2: it's whatever. And he's like, we actually don't know, like
Speaker 2: the deal with if it's like not good, you know,
Speaker 2: like we.
Speaker 1: Don't not book. So now I'm thank you's getting off
Speaker 1: some of the powders. I know because I've been doing Superior.
Speaker 1: I just ordered a new jug of Superior.
Speaker 2: And I do like Superior and it's better than a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff out there. So sure, of course, of course, Hey,
Speaker 2: so what's in this? And this might sound gross? Want
Speaker 2: sound gross to you? Though, I guess, sure, I guess
Speaker 2: squeeze a honey sea salt and lemon.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me let me just go through it. You
Speaker 1: take your cip himlayan sea saltim pink salt. Okay, that's crazy. Also,
Speaker 1: we got to get into this. Do I need to
Speaker 1: get Celtic? I don't have Celtic sauce, I mean not Celtic.
Speaker 1: I've been saying words, it's not Celtic. It is Celtic.
Speaker 1: So I've heard Celtic. I've been saying in a way
Speaker 1: that is crazy. Wait, the Boston Celtics though, No, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Celtic salt. Celtic, the Celtic, the Boston, the Celtics. I
Speaker 1: think it's Celtic salt, Celtic salt. It's probably Celtic. It's
Speaker 1: either No, I think there's some I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I think I'm probably saying it incorrectly. But sorry
Speaker 1: to interrupted. Do I need Celtic salt? That's the big question,
Speaker 1: Celtic versus Himalayan pain. Because it was all about pink pink,
Speaker 1: pink pink. Someone was talking they're.
Speaker 2: They're like, pink is actually trash because they were like,
Speaker 2: there was who said it.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just rumor mill, you know. Let me
Speaker 2: just see what he's got to say about salt.
Speaker 1: Who's he? Gregor?
Speaker 3: Gone?
Speaker 1: Gregor? Okay, but what I have in my drink is yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: go on pink salt, basically the juice of a full
Speaker 1: lemon and some such lemonhead, a whole cider vinegar things right,
Speaker 1: so far, got got it? A little splash, a little
Speaker 1: above a splash, A couple of splashes of apple cider
Speaker 1: vinning gar, as much as you can take, probably a
Speaker 1: tea spoon.
Speaker 3: That sounds smaller than probably more tablespoons are huge.
Speaker 1: I don't even notice this. I think I have a
Speaker 1: tablespoon in here.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean I I drink a lot of vinegar,
Speaker 3: so I'm not offended.
Speaker 1: I like it. No, but here's the secret to making
Speaker 1: it delectable. Sparkling water, well, damn, this is very interesting.
Speaker 1: No one's doing that water with ice. It is what
Speaker 1: brand of what apisode of vinegar just brags? Now, spark
Speaker 1: the peak performance, peak.
Speaker 2: Performance whipped into a bubbling frenzy with your own whisk
Speaker 2: and hand. Remind me to the sprouts. Oh, I couldn't
Speaker 2: write it. Down the the most the ideally the sparkling
Speaker 2: water that the champagne is sparkling waters. Geryl Steiner would
Speaker 2: be used because it's is.
Speaker 1: That the one that's like white peak is like again,
Speaker 1: there's white white peach.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that the color like is all right, give
Speaker 2: it to me and I I'll know if it's the
Speaker 2: one I was picturing.
Speaker 1: Geryl Steiner or Gerald Steiner. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: have time to correctly pronounce terms, but it's I think
Speaker 1: that is the one. The girl Steiner would be ideal.
Speaker 1: This is Mountain Valley sparkling, not Peak. Because I'm so
Speaker 1: scared now officially reaching peak. Alarm, alarm, alarm about aluminum
Speaker 1: seltzer cans. I've reached peak alarm.
Speaker 3: I know, hold on, I'm sorry, but it must be googled.
Speaker 1: What's so? What's going on? Aluminum?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: You knew it couldn't be right when you're reaching it
Speaker 1: was too good to be true. When you're crushing that
Speaker 1: can you go it's like, there's there's no way, there's
Speaker 1: no way it could be Lacroix cans aluminum. Well, Lacroix
Speaker 1: is the is the worst, but the PFA is I believe.
Speaker 2: Lacroix is it is the leading sparkling water. It is
Speaker 2: one percent recyclable in aluminum cans or glass bottles.
Speaker 1: Is not funny?
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, does Lacroix still have PFA report? Lots
Speaker 3: were tested and part's familiar. Come on, knows.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just want to know because I still drink it,
Speaker 2: and I know, I mean.
Speaker 1: We all want to know. It's a hard pill to swallow.
Speaker 1: And here I am going, so what I'm transitioning to
Speaker 1: sparkling water and glass prices double, you know, tripled perhaps,
Speaker 1: But that's the electrolyte drink of the summer. Try let me,
Speaker 1: let me pull it together. Okay, So lemon, how much
Speaker 1: lemon do you use? Half a lemon? It's all the flavor, Like,
Speaker 1: this is a really big container. So I probably I
Speaker 1: think I've the juice of a whole lemon in there,
Speaker 1: because I love lemon. Interesting, remember Himalian sea salt. I
Speaker 1: think I think I did. I think I did a
Speaker 1: whole tea spoit Himalian sea salt.
Speaker 3: Well that's interesting.
Speaker 2: You know. It's also interesting thing if you're trying to
Speaker 2: cut down on your salt. Potassium chloride. It's a little
Speaker 2: bit more bitter, but people cut their salt with it
Speaker 2: and you get minerals or something.
Speaker 1: You really are now.
Speaker 3: Well wait, but I'm confused.
Speaker 1: I've got the drink of the summer. I've got the
Speaker 1: salt of the summer. The computer's falling hold on.
Speaker 3: Let me just we all remember when that happened?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Okay? Many times that.
Speaker 3: Many times my computers during poog. Okay, I'm back. Look
Speaker 3: at my collar?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with it? Stay in blue? Yeahs ink? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: she's a writer. How'd you get that?
Speaker 2: I'm hoping by the way it's been playing in my
Speaker 2: head all week.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I think must be thrown in a bag with a
Speaker 2: fountain pen nearby all week, or maybe it's been two weeks,
Speaker 2: or I don't know. I've been replaying in my head
Speaker 2: when I told you, like, and you can play a
Speaker 2: game with the plant points, okay, and then you were going, yeah,
Speaker 2: just love that, okay, and I will be playing in
Speaker 2: my head like every time I'm in the kitchen thinking
Speaker 2: about your plant points. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1: Adults wouldn't I wouldn't mean that. I was yeah, nothing's wrong.
Speaker 2: With okay, but but do you want to show be
Speaker 2: for fun, breakdown what what's been stewing about it?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right?
Speaker 2: So so then the next thing that I am stewing
Speaker 2: over is my response okay to that, which was this
Speaker 2: thing where whatever I argued for the kids enjoying it. Sure,
Speaker 2: And then I was like and then I went solemn,
Speaker 2: and then I believe I was like, and I don't
Speaker 2: even know. I mean, I haven't listened back. I just
Speaker 2: remember being like, artistically, I agree with you, and you
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, you know, you know, And it's like
Speaker 2: what it is is like when I was positing this
Speaker 2: and you can count the plant points. I knew I
Speaker 2: was posing something that is like, of course, you know,
Speaker 2: I know, ridiculous, Yeah, I know. And so it's almost
Speaker 2: this like horror that I had been misunderstood as like the.
Speaker 3: Same or something like and I'm like a fool, who's whatever?
Speaker 1: Of course not.
Speaker 2: And then and so I've just been sort of like
Speaker 2: having the conversation in my head at my sink.
Speaker 1: That's where it always is, h We're gonna have it again,
Speaker 1: Like the continer.
Speaker 2: Keeps slipping to the side, and it's like it's like
Speaker 2: squaling killing me. Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 3: It's like the weight is coming from somewhere.
Speaker 2: I've been watching podcasts and uh, you know, video podcasts
Speaker 2: to not get sucked into narrative television at night, which
Speaker 2: where I always decide to watch more because I must know.
Speaker 5: M h.
Speaker 3: It's been interesting to watch other people take it past
Speaker 3: at the genre.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you know it's like, well, well they get
Speaker 1: us in together, it's over. Can you imagine we should
Speaker 1: try full frame? I know, got some Beauty by Josin
Speaker 1: or I'm saying it the like green Goo ways Josin
Speaker 1: k Beauty. I believe it's the Korean brand. I didn't
Speaker 1: receive it. I paid for it out of pocket. It's
Speaker 1: a it's an SBF. It's a facial screen.
Speaker 2: Now, who inspired you to get Let me guess, Charlotte Parlor?
Speaker 1: No, who's that?
Speaker 3: I might I might have her name wrong right now,
Speaker 3: but one of the founders of do.
Speaker 1: Oh No No I Got this is a friend.
Speaker 2: This is a oh whoa like a pink good lady
Speaker 2: desperate to look better on the videot look a slotty
Speaker 2: and I can't see.
Speaker 1: Let me see go on a little red lip stick.
Speaker 1: Never heard No, I A fancy friend was like, oh,
Speaker 1: actually I had this moment really it really kind of
Speaker 1: scared me. We're at We're at a beauty We're in
Speaker 1: a makeup store, and there was a I think it
Speaker 1: was I was like, I have a AWA's been curious
Speaker 1: to try this, the cosis co sauce like something do.
Speaker 1: It's like SBF that's slightly tinted. And I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that looks nice. Put on my hand. So interested if
Speaker 1: they want to send it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And uh.
Speaker 1: My friend was like I wouldn't use that as your
Speaker 1: primary soundscreen though, And I got this pit in my
Speaker 1: stomach of like I've been under sp f ing, have I?
Speaker 1: Because sometimes I won't be clear if I'm going out.
Speaker 1: Let's say I'm going on a walk, I'm gonna like
Speaker 1: kind of be in the sun with a hat on,
Speaker 1: of course, but you know then maybe I'm using something else.
Speaker 1: But I am going out there going, oh my ilia
Speaker 1: SBA fifty serum like tinted more covering me never reapplied
Speaker 1: once in my life. Of course, who the fuck is
Speaker 1: doing that? People are out there? Oh it's been three hours.
Speaker 1: I mean I sort of holding over to the side
Speaker 1: of the road direction. What do you do well, I'm moving?
Speaker 1: Oh god, Oh yeah, is that a thing I forgot?
Speaker 1: Is that real? Yes, you can do that. I'm noticing
Speaker 1: fine lines on the left side of my face, not
Speaker 1: my right right. Well, anyway, so she said that and
Speaker 1: I went, oh god. And then she was like, I
Speaker 1: really like this stuff and I trust her, yeah, deeply,
Speaker 1: and so I purchased it. It just came today. I
Speaker 1: haven't haven't taken it for a spin yet.
Speaker 2: But I ordered their serum a long time ago and
Speaker 2: it came in a very small bottle. So that was
Speaker 2: sort of a shock. Okay, I guess this is one
Speaker 2: of the you know, but but Charlotte over it.
Speaker 5: Do you know.
Speaker 2: She really gets into the different SPF stuff and because
Speaker 2: you know, you're supposed to use I think a full teaspoon. Okay,
Speaker 2: a full teaspoon, I believe. Every time she's like, even
Speaker 2: though people I don't want that one because it's chemical
Speaker 2: or whatever, you know, she she's her point is I
Speaker 2: need you bathing in your SPF. Okay, I need you
Speaker 2: using a lot. So if you're not going to use
Speaker 2: the mineral one because of the cast it leaves or yeah,
Speaker 2: thanks whatever. Then I knewed you using a ton of
Speaker 2: the chemical one.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, here we go.
Speaker 3: So she's doing find one that you're willing to bathe in,
Speaker 3: you know, and and then you know what.
Speaker 6: Else she does. It's next level. So I think she
Speaker 6: shows how to what. Actually, no, I don't put it
Speaker 6: over makeup. I was gonna over spray bottle, but it
Speaker 6: would come out that's maybe.
Speaker 1: Well, that's I mean, the search for the spray I've
Speaker 1: been on this Supergroup has a huge problem because Supergroup.
Speaker 1: By the way, I've been using Supergroup, I love them.
Speaker 1: I love the play like body sun screen. I think
Speaker 1: it's a great It's like lotion like. It doesn't feel
Speaker 1: sticky or anything. I'm here to tell Corporate the Invisible Shield,
Speaker 1: the Supergroup Invisible Shield spray, which I've purchased. Sometimes the
Speaker 1: bottle doesn't work, Okay, bottle doesn't work. I go buck
Speaker 1: to the factory. The bossbel doesn't work.
Speaker 3: The bottle doesn't spray. After you cannot get product out.
Speaker 1: I would say hammer for two days at were literally
Speaker 1: too okay, this is unbelievable. By the way, I thought
Speaker 1: I had a frequent from the factory. I bought another
Speaker 1: one same.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got sent a second one and then nothing,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 1: I'm purchasing it and going, yeah.
Speaker 2: The back of the factors open closed, I mean pressed
Speaker 2: out with my finger, and it's like it's like so
Speaker 2: one one week and then I think at some point
Speaker 2: I had to toss it, being like, you're not getting
Speaker 2: in this, like my my plans that I was gonna
Speaker 2: knock into it with a with a jocolins it, like
Speaker 2: I can't be your cannon drink it from the side.
Speaker 1: I threw it away. I can't believe it's so useless.
Speaker 1: This is huge. And we say this and we again,
Speaker 1: we love super Goop and they send us things in
Speaker 1: they're friends of the pod, but we just you know,
Speaker 1: this is the kind of constructive feedback something of the product.
Speaker 2: With that particular it's like it's too hard to press down.
Speaker 2: And then I went through the company something. Remember I
Speaker 2: went through this with a gee company. There was like
Speaker 2: a G company I was into.
Speaker 1: And packaging issues. There's yeah, there's a packaging issue. And
Speaker 1: they sent to me, I go, this one's still not working, guys,
Speaker 1: And we keep going. But we got a flaw, a
Speaker 1: design critical design flaw.
Speaker 3: That's interesting I'm just thinking about other packaging issues.
Speaker 1: Packaging issues are dangerous. Oh my god, you know what
Speaker 1: I bought. It's changed my life. It's so fun. A vitamin.
Speaker 1: Do you take vitamins? I'm kind of like, jury's out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, you know, but I'm kind of
Speaker 1: having fun with it. By the way, Fatty, I've been
Speaker 1: taking Fatty quite religiously. They sent us some. I just
Speaker 1: found it last night my supply. Yeah, because my generously
Speaker 1: sent us a year. I don't know where that Oh god,
Speaker 1: I like taking me notice it was like vegan capsule.
Speaker 1: I was like, because I couldn't remember, and I just
Speaker 1: like saw it and I couldn't remember. I know people
Speaker 1: swear by it, but I couldn't remember why. And then
Speaker 1: I had trouble on motivating to swallow it. Really pills
Speaker 1: the supplements, which ones are crossing over each other? In
Speaker 1: terms of my notes, this is where I struggle. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, that's where I'm running back to food. Piss
Speaker 1: it out well, foods.
Speaker 2: For running back to plant diversity plant points per week,
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Food's definitely number one. But but for some holes taking
Speaker 1: some coke ten, I don't know that's how you say it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably not.
Speaker 3: It's like the utter. I just see the three things
Speaker 3: in my head. It's very confusing.
Speaker 1: Coke or I mean, is there no U coke? Ten?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Vitamin D. But the
Speaker 1: point is I got one of those vitamin cases. It's
Speaker 1: a circle. Each day's a little heart, and all the
Speaker 1: hearts make the days of the week. I think I've
Speaker 1: seen them like a child. I love it.
Speaker 3: And now does each one flip open each heart? Or
Speaker 3: does it each day flips open?
Speaker 1: Plastic?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, highly toxic. I actually had that thought, of course,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, like, like, everything's pastic plastic,
Speaker 1: and men are literally mass sterility. You're aware every ball
Speaker 1: if you rip it open, beautiful cod in plastic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say, how beautiful it is. I just was like,
Speaker 1: you're looking in the beautiful way. Mother nature said no
Speaker 1: or whatever something like that.
Speaker 2: No, but but it is.
Speaker 1: It is wild mass sterility, and so the plastics. But
Speaker 1: it's like, well, I'm ingesting that. You know, it's it's over,
Speaker 1: but we can limit it. Where are they where?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been a little more conscious. I had a
Speaker 3: massive meal prep.
Speaker 1: I know you text me. You were like, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I've been meal prepping for four hours standing. I hadn't
Speaker 1: moved because so what are you doing? I need meds?
Speaker 1: Okaying back on Porridge, I keep going. Okay, huge week
Speaker 1: for Porridge, Huge week for me too, That's what I
Speaker 1: meal prepped. Okay, wait walking through it? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: So I took eighty d meds.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: The thing is, I was at the sink and then
Speaker 3: I thought one thing, and then I thought another thing,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 1: I just moved from the eighties.
Speaker 2: They're like, this is a prescription that had to be
Speaker 2: filled in New York and mailed to me, and you
Speaker 2: can arrest me for that, Okay, because California.
Speaker 1: Is really a fresh RX.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I I have like I've.
Speaker 2: Actually to myself been saying, my life has become a
Speaker 2: manageable I know, I know. Literally I was crying in bed,
Speaker 2: like I was this is ad.
Speaker 1: I made one call out to a potential add doctor.
Speaker 1: They called me back. I have responded, Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: They need to follow up. They need to know who
Speaker 2: they're dealing with. We really need to talk about the
Speaker 2: book I'm reading about this, by the way, which book
Speaker 2: we're going to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Did I loan it to you? Do not know?
Speaker 2: The book I've been pushing on you for day is
Speaker 2: the sending you screen grabs you've been reading it.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's a physical book. It's on your phone screen grab. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, but it is offered that way, I believe.
Speaker 2: So remind me if I if I forget this conversation
Speaker 2: to return to organizing uh solutions for add okay, because
Speaker 2: I like life changed time. So I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: my life's becoming manageable. And and then I think, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm going to try the different meds. And I was
Speaker 2: reading Hollowell and I'm going, all right, we're going back in,
Speaker 2: you know, and eating ADDHD two point zer, which we've discussed.
Speaker 1: I'm googling.
Speaker 2: I get to this one guy Barkley, who's like some
Speaker 2: kind of I don't know. He's a big shot you
Speaker 2: in your world right now, and he's men.
Speaker 1: Your guys are so funny. Doctor uh yeah, doctor Abe Wallace.
Speaker 1: You made up name. But but you yea with all
Speaker 1: your fellows trading cards of the doctors, you know, the
Speaker 1: bags with the merch that's like this and this and
Speaker 1: this and this.
Speaker 2: I've been dreaming of this, like Aston and Gregor, like
Speaker 2: it would be like you know those fan things that
Speaker 2: are like, you know, I just want to think of
Speaker 2: it of a good example, like it would be the
Speaker 2: struggle to do this right now. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: here's the bad example. Okay, like Threau and Walden and Nietzsche.
Speaker 1: And okay, okay, sorry I did not.
Speaker 3: I'm Likeselston and.
Speaker 2: Gregor and Barnard, you Knowlton and Gregor and Barnard and whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, that on a tote. Yeah, okay. For the people
Speaker 1: that are into the.
Speaker 2: Whole foods based revolution would be like okay, or like
Speaker 2: the family, the Esseleston family members all in I want.
Speaker 1: My I want my God and Gus and you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I want my shipment.
Speaker 3: I followed up, it's being sent to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, keep going anyway. Anyway, so you were saying
Speaker 1: about the book. What were you saying?
Speaker 2: Okay, the organizing but but that was all. Remind me
Speaker 2: to tell you about the organizing things. There was something
Speaker 2: before it that you were telling me about. Wait, also
Speaker 2: remind me of the SPF over the makeup. Shut this down.
Speaker 1: He needs to get medicated.
Speaker 3: So well, I am right now, but I took a
Speaker 3: little less than I did.
Speaker 1: Yes, you have kind of a placid, calm look on
Speaker 1: your face. Well the first day.
Speaker 2: You're like this is when someone looks at their child
Speaker 2: and goes like, well it's medication the answer. Oh but Barkley,
Speaker 2: Well now we're into the add right, But I want
Speaker 2: to talk about my meal prep.
Speaker 1: Just write it down for me meal fa Okay, go
Speaker 1: to meal prep, go to meal prepay. Remember things.
Speaker 3: We just the things I just said, we'll get we'll
Speaker 3: get covered, all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there are certain listeners who if we
Speaker 2: do this, we write down the threads as we go
Speaker 2: and then return to them before the episode. Reminded by producer,
Speaker 2: there are certain minds who literally go, wait, but you
Speaker 2: never said certain.
Speaker 1: Minds of course, people that were constantly jumping off certain minds.
Speaker 1: We're like, Maden, can you imagine there was a reason
Speaker 1: you can't list this? Yeah? Actually, you know what I had.
Speaker 1: I had this thought today I was chopping before pooh.
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe this is so obvious, like why meant?
Speaker 1: Why say it? But the poog thing, It's like like
Speaker 1: we've gained and lost and gained listeners, right, like people
Speaker 1: might listen to us and go, you know what, I
Speaker 1: fucking can't handle these two.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's for sure, but like we've
Speaker 2: actually came back growth really except for when we fell
Speaker 2: off and weren't really putting up episodes regularly.
Speaker 1: There was like, sure, that makes sense, you know, but
Speaker 1: but no, But I'm just saying it really is. And
Speaker 1: that's the it's like a front. It's like, that's the
Speaker 1: intimacy because people can go, you know what, I can't
Speaker 1: fucking listen to a ship anymore. They go away and
Speaker 1: come back they go, oh, she's changed. She's not talking
Speaker 1: about that so much anymore. She's actually on it, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, it's interesting because you
Speaker 1: and I and this is the Poog promise, which is.
Speaker 3: We do not face with the audience. We are not
Speaker 3: audience facing, but.
Speaker 1: We But I mean I felt everyone. I had a
Speaker 1: hag come up to me and I went, they're they're
Speaker 1: out there, They're really here. We love you like they're
Speaker 1: on the side. Yeah, they're in the sexy, they're lingering
Speaker 1: in the sexy.
Speaker 3: And I just can't believe I haven't been stopped in
Speaker 3: airwon a single time.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Although by the way, I've cut my air one usage
Speaker 2: down to like zero dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jack almost Jacqulie.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 1: This is a non this is a non exaggeration. It's
Speaker 1: a huge announcement. I can't wait to tell you. I
Speaker 1: want to actually look at the date I have been
Speaker 1: to Airwon and this is not an exaggeration. Twice in
Speaker 1: six weeks. Yeah, yeah, that's compared to twice a day. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: And I'm not fucking kidding you. I know I would.
Speaker 1: I would sometimes be there twice a day.
Speaker 2: Me too.
Speaker 1: One time I went three times. Yeah, one time I
Speaker 1: went and sometimes hit one on the west side, different
Speaker 1: on the east side. Yeah, what I was. Don't you
Speaker 1: feel I need to do that? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa whoa. I have breaking news. Okay, oh my god, what,
Speaker 1: by the way, that really got it to this? I've
Speaker 1: never seen a more No, I'm ready. The foods not good. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: I'm going to take my off to talk about here
Speaker 1: we go. Okay, listen to this, Listen to this.
Speaker 2: I'm coming alive, okay, because I haven't even dared to
Speaker 2: think that and in your opening my mind, okay, because
Speaker 2: I have a little bit to say.
Speaker 1: Okay, by the way, okay, sure it a pins my
Speaker 1: help salad. I want miracle noodles. Now I want a
Speaker 1: fucking coconut Crispy chicken tender. Listen to me. Went the
Speaker 1: other day, Yeah, jobs on the floor. My sweetheart got
Speaker 1: a vegan like sushi Crispy sushi like sandwiche thing where
Speaker 1: they smashed it. They're very there.
Speaker 5: They're like.
Speaker 1: I was like, how is it. They're like it's okay.
Speaker 1: I took a bite. I go, that's shit. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: Crispy rice was not. It was like is this rice?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? It was like it
Speaker 1: was so poorly made. And then I had this moment
Speaker 1: and it broke my heart because I went to the
Speaker 1: pizza bara. So I went to the pizza bar. I
Speaker 1: got this like a Brockley crust pizza thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The pizza by the way, and like the regular slices
Speaker 1: fucking are good. Okay, so take it back, but they
Speaker 1: like they have like some broccoli crust whatever. I had
Speaker 1: it once before and I was like, this is pretty good.
Speaker 1: I go there, really really sweet guy behind the thing
Speaker 1: and do you want to heat it up? Yes, please,
Speaker 1: I take it out. I sit down. It's fucking not hot.
Speaker 1: I go back and I go, oh, I took I
Speaker 1: had cut a bike. I go, oh, Hi, is it
Speaker 1: possible I could get this reheated?
Speaker 2: Because I wanted to him to know that an it
Speaker 2: almost makes it sound like you was it pretty quick?
Speaker 2: After after ten minutes, I'm wondering if he thinks minutes,
Speaker 2: can I get reheated? Because like I didn't get it
Speaker 2: in my mouth fast enough.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was kind of did it. I
Speaker 1: think he did. He did that, but just didn't know
Speaker 1: it was. So that's why I said reheting someone to go,
Speaker 1: I know I've been gone.
Speaker 6: It was ten minutes, maybe fifteen minutes, okay, So I
Speaker 6: think ten okay, and.
Speaker 1: He goes, God bless him. He's like, oh, did you
Speaker 1: take a bite of it? Because it's like he can't
Speaker 1: put it in. He goes, I'm going to get you
Speaker 1: a new one. He's like this one, that one was
Speaker 1: ugly or something. He said like he's like, I did't
Speaker 1: that one. I'm gonna get you a fresh one or something. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you. I take it back outside. It's fucking hot.
Speaker 2: Not hot or not like cold spots because everything I
Speaker 2: should nothing's frozen there.
Speaker 1: But some things frozen. But like I'm not even saying like,
Speaker 1: oh but it's warm. I'm talking about I take a
Speaker 1: bite and like this is like the very room. Yes,
Speaker 1: but like really And then the sweetheart he was like,
Speaker 1: came out and then he stopped by the table because
Speaker 1: he had gone. He goes, he goes like, how's that
Speaker 1: slice working out for you? I was like, it's great
Speaker 1: because of course, because he I mean, this guy, I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, my well, one of the core
Speaker 2: experiences for me, one of the absolute core okay in
Speaker 2: my life. I've told him I'll talk. I'm in college, right,
Speaker 2: I'm at a restaurant.
Speaker 1: I wish we were friends in college. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: so cute? Okay, keep going, I would have been. I've
Speaker 1: noticed that I keep going a lot. Have you know
Speaker 1: said about me? Not the podcast is in life that's
Speaker 1: not familiar to you. Keep going? I think I say
Speaker 1: that that's familiar because that's me trying to be like
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I interrupted like going keep going?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't think anything.
Speaker 1: I keep going. I was about to say, but that
Speaker 1: makes sense, I don't mind, keep going, keep coming, I
Speaker 1: keep having.
Speaker 2: It's like when we discovered that my mother okay, I
Speaker 2: was like, you know, you do this thing like whenever
Speaker 2: my mother laughs okay, like in the midst of talking,
Speaker 2: and then she goes okay.
Speaker 1: At the beginning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it'd be like I don't even know what
Speaker 3: they were talking about. Okay, and Jeeves, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I do it, but then can't say every time, that's
Speaker 2: quite cute. All right, what's going on over there? Look
Speaker 2: your manicure or your phone?
Speaker 1: So I did briefly look at my phone, only the
Speaker 1: top because we're parting a prescription delivery.
Speaker 3: Well it's medical. I don't care, but I just want
Speaker 3: to know because I'm always the hounds.
Speaker 1: Back down. The phone's back down. Now, what did you see?
Speaker 1: Her phone? Jaquline like a cartoon character. The light eliminated
Speaker 1: your face and you made it and you made a
Speaker 1: look like what was on there? That's just the terror.
Speaker 2: There were texts and I'm going, I'm going, and I've
Speaker 2: seen your text emailed about pushing several times, and each
Speaker 2: time it shocks me because I haven't opened it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, go back to the pizza, go back to
Speaker 1: the pizza. So I'm in college.
Speaker 2: Me and my friend go out to dinner at one place,
Speaker 2: and we decided let's extend the evening and go for
Speaker 2: a coffee and dessert at another restaurant.
Speaker 1: Romance. Are you dying for it again? Okay?
Speaker 3: Imagining us, okay, us in class together, can you imagine.
Speaker 1: Do you think we'd always sit each other obviously? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and wildly our eyes lighting up as we're.
Speaker 1: Doing cycle lauistics. Would imagine like letting other people talk
Speaker 1: well that hard be? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Would we be dominating and cackling.
Speaker 1: Or recede into shadows and do it all after a
Speaker 1: big after could be?
Speaker 2: So we go to for dessert, okay, and we get
Speaker 2: there and we're like, you know, hey, we're doing dessert okay,
Speaker 2: And the waiter comes over and you know, we're in
Speaker 2: this kind of vibe and it's like, you know, we're
Speaker 2: here for dessert. So we're like, it's you're making a
Speaker 2: thing of the dessert experience a little bit almost to legitimize.
Speaker 3: Maybe we had a cocktail too, I don't know, Okay,
Speaker 3: but what should we get?
Speaker 2: It's the only food we're getting there, so what should
Speaker 2: we get the whole thing and he's like you literally
Speaker 2: like you, I don't know if it was called a
Speaker 2: chocolate lava cake, which like sounds very Applebee's okay, but
Speaker 2: like he described it, and he was clearly describing that, Okay,
Speaker 2: that sort of thing. So chocolate cake with a molten
Speaker 2: lava center of chocolate, right, and he's like describing this thing. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: and we're getting all we're getting into it, and he's
Speaker 2: like it's a must. And then with the vanilla ice
Speaker 2: cream in the whole thing, and the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I mean it was like we were It was
Speaker 2: a real build up and like, yep, that's the one,
Speaker 2: not the tart that we're doing it, like molten lava chocolate.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it gets dropped off, I think by someone else, Okay,
Speaker 2: an interloper in my relationship with the waiter. Okay, dropped
Speaker 2: off and we're like here we go. Okay, we stabbed
Speaker 2: the fork in and the fork kind of doesn't move. Okay,
Speaker 2: the post stuck. Okay, this can't be right. You push again.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's lifting the it's lifting the cake off the plate.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Fudgy thick things happening in there. Okay, we sort of
Speaker 2: cut into it. This is solid, this is solid fudgy chocolate. Okay,
Speaker 2: it was not not heated through. So we're like, okay,
Speaker 2: oh Jesus, oh god, you know, praying he doesn't come back. Okay,
Speaker 2: and then from across the room, of course he's coming back.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's like checking. Okay, fifty feet away.
Speaker 1: It was a big restaurant.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like across the room, like my eyes like
Speaker 2: in looking to not make eye contact with him, my
Speaker 2: eyes are darting around the room, and that thus we
Speaker 2: catch each other's eyes and he does a big like
Speaker 2: what I tell you?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 2: Is it good?
Speaker 7: And I was like, yeah, of course, of course, you
Speaker 7: know absolutely, and then we rapidly ate the cold fudge
Speaker 7: to get rid of the evidence.
Speaker 1: Oh, to protect him. You gotta protect of course.
Speaker 3: The things we do for the waiters actually huge news.
Speaker 2: I went to I went to Crossroads, a vegan restaurant,
Speaker 2: first time. Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's interesting experience. Tempe Pacada,
Speaker 2: Oh Shipiza, and I heard the pastas are good pasta.
Speaker 2: It was like a bologna. It's interesting over there. Causapolitan.
Speaker 2: I'm having for a cold cause yeah, yeah, last.
Speaker 8: Dad's Vibe they're back. It's a throwback I think last
Speaker 8: summer though they were kind of like sexy, like once again,
Speaker 8: you know, they weren't just the sex and the city tour.
Speaker 8: It's my point come back around.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a drink called called Dad Vibes. It was mescal,
Speaker 2: there was I think pineapple in It was quite good.
Speaker 2: And then I followed up with Margarita, Uh beautiful. I
Speaker 2: was thrilled to see because I didn't know, okay, and
Speaker 2: it's been there a long time, like a stalwart is that.
Speaker 1: The word I mean?
Speaker 2: But you know, a a something or other of of
Speaker 2: the La restaurant scene as a long time vegan restaurant, right,
Speaker 2: So it feels like you're going into a place that
Speaker 2: it's meant something to.
Speaker 3: A lot of people for a long time, and you're like,
Speaker 3: what's it going to be?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it going to be like sun in there? Classic? Okay?
Speaker 2: Is it going to be sort of feel like, you know,
Speaker 2: the vibe? And so I was real to discover good atmosphere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh totally. I would love to go with you.
Speaker 1: I also would love to go to Planta or Planta planta.
Speaker 1: I'm very good to go there. Yeah, let's go there.
Speaker 1: Let's go there. Let's get that on the books. By
Speaker 1: the way, someone has a birthday coming up me, of course,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to need five to six celebrations, and
Speaker 1: I would like one of them to be dinner with you. Great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we'll wee, we'll try a plant or whatever.
Speaker 2: But it was interesting, although the way I've been eating,
Speaker 2: with the being a nutritarian, you found it challenging.
Speaker 1: Things that are like, we're no clue what's what it's
Speaker 1: made of? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Of course, it's like it's like, you know, it's like
Speaker 2: the fake cheeses that are not made of nuts are
Speaker 2: made of like coconut oil. It's just kind of I
Speaker 2: threw my hands up and accepted it as as a
Speaker 2: sort of that kind of experience. But I was just thinking,
Speaker 2: you know, there's a hole in the marketplace, at least
Speaker 2: so far in my opinion, if someone could do could
Speaker 2: simultaneously prioritize you know, clean you know, nutrient sort of
Speaker 2: you know ingredients combined with attempting things that fall into.
Speaker 1: The realm of comfort food like you know that. But
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 2: About you know, trying to fake a cheeseburger. You know,
Speaker 2: it's like if you could do both, that would be
Speaker 2: if I could know that. I was getting like, okay,
Speaker 2: like you're getting the bolognis and guess what, You're not
Speaker 2: gonna believe that this bologna is made of sunflower seed,
Speaker 2: you know, sweet potato jackfruit.
Speaker 1: You know, wouldn't that be amazing? You said Burger, And
Speaker 1: then I got I got distracted because I had I think,
Speaker 1: what is right now? My number one cheeseburger in Los Angeles?
Speaker 1: Just Burger, she wrote, And I had a Burger, the
Speaker 1: maybe moaned. So these these names never die, guys, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, Burger unbelievable. When I left, I lingered by
Speaker 1: the kitchen because I kept I didn't have the courage.
Speaker 1: I wanted to say something. I wanted to say, you guys,
Speaker 1: fucking you're fucking doing it, and I thought you waited
Speaker 1: I left. I left. I was really the opening. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was waiting for. I was not
Speaker 1: waiting for someone to glance see you. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to what you're doing? Yeah? Yeah, But it was a
Speaker 1: very interesting group, and I was when I was at Crost,
Speaker 1: very interesting crowd and I went there on a cute
Speaker 1: little date and we were sitting there at the bar
Speaker 1: and saw something very interesting, which is a couple, man
Speaker 1: and woman come in. She's dressed, she's she's on date night.
Speaker 1: And by the way, and I love people dress up.
Speaker 1: I love this. Okay, of course she's got high heels on,
Speaker 1: she has a dress on. Yeah, they go, They're let
Speaker 1: over to a two top a booth and a chair. Wait,
Speaker 1: he takes a booth and a chair. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: a bench, I'm sorry, bank at or whatever. He takes
Speaker 1: the booth. I go. I almost walked up to the table,
Speaker 1: pushed him in his chest and said, give her the booth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you fucking animal to.
Speaker 2: See this?
Speaker 3: Are you dead on the nurse's chest?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I learned this long long time ago when
Speaker 2: dating a med student, if you can imagine.
Speaker 3: Okay, but he's like, so cool, okay, and give him
Speaker 3: one of these like like you.
Speaker 2: Came across someone in a hallway on a bed and
Speaker 2: he's like, I just want to leave, like cadaver here,
Speaker 2: you know, doctor.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he gave her the he made her sit
Speaker 1: in the chair. Is possible, No, it's not. Well, just
Speaker 1: thinking where was this possible? What's possible? Hey, do you
Speaker 1: want the actually chair?
Speaker 2: The chair seating in some way back? Was it positioned better?
Speaker 2: Like better view? I was just trying to think. I
Speaker 2: don't think so, I wouldn't say, but I was looking
Speaker 2: around the room like way too eager to make eye
Speaker 2: contact with like other people.
Speaker 1: I feel like there was there there's like no and
Speaker 1: by the way, what are you like swingers? I feel
Speaker 1: like people are there like meet up. Really I was there.
Speaker 1: I was going, why am I having?
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like I could like be like
Speaker 2: can I watch just like sure, well there's there's I mean,
Speaker 2: just like to the next table.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was observing people over.
Speaker 3: Looking around exploring plant We're exploring plant.
Speaker 1: Based Yeah, totally. We got to go to plants the
Speaker 1: Holy Ship.
Speaker 3: But Planta looks tasty, well plants.
Speaker 1: I'll just say this. I'll just say, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like vegan sushi. But they did this thing that
Speaker 1: was like an egg plant the garry where they smoke
Speaker 1: the egg plant where it's like that is it tastes
Speaker 1: like the charred like fish? Like I was blown away.
Speaker 2: Imagine the cold eggplant tasting like fish with warm.
Speaker 1: Oh it was warm. It was like charboiled. M wow, tarb.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you know what I'm trying to say when
Speaker 1: they flame towards it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Something that happened to me yesterday that I didn't even
Speaker 1: realize that I hadn't uttered, And I uttered it right
Speaker 1: before the podcast. I wanted to tell you because I
Speaker 1: was like, is this the sign of someone who's anxious? Probably?
Speaker 1: First of all, a couple of months ago, I read
Speaker 1: somewhere when you're.
Speaker 2: Seeing your red nails, and I'm just remembering that I
Speaker 2: I dreamt last night I was getting a red manicure.
Speaker 1: This is kind of an orangey Ferrarie very summer.
Speaker 2: By the way, Hallowel says, adhd brain is Ferrari uh
Speaker 2: Ferrari brain with note with bad breaks Chevy breaks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry chevys. I you know, by a month ago,
Speaker 1: experiencing a lot of stress, I heard that being startled
Speaker 1: easily is like a oh yeah, it's like, ah, I
Speaker 1: heard that.
Speaker 3: I read that was an add thing.
Speaker 1: Oh really your kid?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're like if you're essentially your tensions locked
Speaker 2: on something.
Speaker 1: Because I would say I am startled a little easier,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I think I scream when Chris dropped
Speaker 1: off the something. Yeah, yeah, totally. I've had so I
Speaker 1: I had this happened about a month ago where I had,
Speaker 1: you know, a garage clicker. I was holding the garage clicker.
Speaker 1: You picture, it's kind of a little black object. I
Speaker 1: was holding it in my hand. I saw it my periphery.
Speaker 1: I didn't scream, but I kind of did like a
Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, I thought it was like something like
Speaker 1: a rat or something. I just couldn't I was like,
Speaker 1: and then it was just I was holding the clicker.
Speaker 2: It was really I was like, that's a little bit
Speaker 2: much to be shocked by something in your own hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was really something that was in your
Speaker 1: own hand. Yeah yeah, and that's kind of unusual. But
Speaker 1: yesterday I'm driving with my mother, always a struggle, but driving,
Speaker 1: I'm driving, yeah, and I said, but but I was
Speaker 1: feeling kind of like okay, so it's okay. So we're
Speaker 1: parking up by this restaurant, right, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you get out because it was like pulling up close
Speaker 1: to a big bush or it's like she wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to get out at all parks or not going
Speaker 1: right into the bush. She sure gets out. I'm starting
Speaker 1: in a parallel park, I hear, or just wasn't a
Speaker 1: parallel that's not important. I started to park. I heard
Speaker 1: as I'm parking, I hear maybe this like like the
Speaker 1: tiniest sound, like could it be just the tiniest okay,
Speaker 1: so small that I barely registered and I didn't even
Speaker 1: react to it. Okay, So I park, I get out
Speaker 1: of the car, I come out.
Speaker 2: Mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's not there. I go, mom My adrenaline, my adrenaline,
Speaker 1: I go, did I just did I just clean run
Speaker 1: over my mother? Yeah? I was almost. I got my
Speaker 1: first My first thing was I got into the car
Speaker 1: and I pulled forward.
Speaker 3: Wait, that's okay, bizarre behavior.
Speaker 2: I pulled forward because you could just get out again,
Speaker 2: there's nothing there, Like, do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: That's the wrong move. I look, okay, ship then I
Speaker 1: looked under the car. Right I should And then the
Speaker 1: relief I go, I didn't hit her. Okay. I come
Speaker 1: around and then she comes around the corner kind of
Speaker 1: like and she has this puzzle look on her face, like,
Speaker 1: what's taking you so long?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I've parked kind of like the first parking
Speaker 1: job was perfect. The second job is kind of shitty
Speaker 1: because my nerves are shot and I thought I had
Speaker 1: cleanly run over and killed her. And I don't mention it.
Speaker 1: I just kind of go into lunch and I forgot
Speaker 1: to relate it. But that's way I feel like. I
Speaker 1: had that recently where it was whatever was adrenaline. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, it's happened. Yeah, yeah, where
Speaker 1: did that happen to me recently? Where I was convinced
Speaker 1: and like full body reaction, like it's happened. It's happening,
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean, Like like what it
Speaker 1: was this thing in the Comeback when Valerie Church gets
Speaker 1: not even bitten by the dog, like scratched, she goes,
Speaker 1: it happened. It's like, so it's so familiar, like or
Speaker 1: even I have I have a fear of white oleander.
Speaker 1: This is these things like my mother remember told me
Speaker 1: the story of white old I remember her going, that's
Speaker 1: a poisonous flower. To what white she goes. There was
Speaker 1: a family went on a picnic and they stirred their
Speaker 1: fruit punch with a white oleander branch, and the family
Speaker 1: of four died. And they found the four of them
Speaker 1: at the picnic. My mother's not like a story Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows, but I remember her telling me
Speaker 1: that as a child, and I was like, incredible, Okay,
Speaker 1: well permanent archive, like why are we and why are we?
Speaker 1: Like why are we near white?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So boo could eat that. Yeah no, totally so white.
Speaker 1: I think it's only fatal in humans though, which is interesting.
Speaker 1: How could that be? That can't be? Okay, So there's
Speaker 1: an only ader. There's a big oliander bush on the
Speaker 1: side of the house and the doctor I know this, okay,
Speaker 1: the other night, and we're cutting down the oleander for
Speaker 1: because it's like near the event whatever the point is.
Speaker 1: It was a it was a smart thing of it
Speaker 1: a safety thing because of the hot air being blown out. Okay,
Speaker 1: partner was wise enough to know we should punt it back.
Speaker 1: So it's like they're pruning it back. I'm holding a flashlight, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm making sure that they don't just people a little
Speaker 1: bite yeah, oh no, just like so then they start
Speaker 1: gathering and I go, they just got a tattoo, like
Speaker 1: a new tattoo. Yeah, so like maybe like the skin's
Speaker 1: a little open, and I go, whoa, whoa. I was
Speaker 1: like careful cover. I was like, the White Olanders should
Speaker 1: not get into your own wound. And and then and
Speaker 1: I kind of and they were like it's and they're
Speaker 1: very sweetly were like it's fine. Like I'm wearing like
Speaker 1: it's really knocking propab and I and I and I
Speaker 1: kind of like, very very sternly said it's fatal, yeah,
Speaker 1: like if it goes in your mouth, you know. And
Speaker 1: I was like so. And then I found myself near
Speaker 1: the White Oleander, not breathing, not taking deep less like
Speaker 1: I was like scared of it would be nice to know,
Speaker 1: like what movie was White Oleander? Huge cast? Right, Michelle
Speaker 1: Pfeiffer and saying no more in the seat. All I
Speaker 1: need is Michelle, you know what's a kind of a
Speaker 1: fun summer movie is What Lies Beneath? Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like I'm only saying because there's water, yeah, only under poisoning.
Speaker 1: What lies beneath? Fucking rules If you haven't seen.
Speaker 2: It, nag a vomiting cardiac of moral. I'm just curious,
Speaker 2: like how much.
Speaker 1: Needed how much White Oliander?
Speaker 2: My friend and just my friend. Wait, hold on a second,
Speaker 2: I'm moving Laurel Canyon. Oh man, I may have I
Speaker 2: maybe I'm consigning my couch, and you know, I had
Speaker 2: the moment of panic of like, can't let it go?
Speaker 1: Wait what couch? What my like like seventies? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: your old school? Yeah yeah, and you can't let me go.
Speaker 1: By the way, how are you even fitting it in
Speaker 1: the house? Please send me a picture. I bage you.
Speaker 1: I will. I I have ways.
Speaker 3: Anytime people think things don't fit, I find a way.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, it's like I balanced signing.
Speaker 2: Someone's doing it, someone's someone's offered to do it, and
Speaker 2: so that's like a store.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well we'll see. I'm not sure, we'll see,
Speaker 3: and I have to let it go.
Speaker 2: I tested my friend Paul, who was there for my
Speaker 2: big couch search years ago, and I was like, tell
Speaker 2: me it's okay to let it go, you know, like
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, he was like he was like, let's see exactly
Speaker 2: what he said because he was there. I went through
Speaker 2: a psychotic couch search.
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, I know couches are. Let's see where
Speaker 1: he is. I'll shave years off your life.
Speaker 2: Years I spent trying to find the right couch back
Speaker 2: back when I got this one, and.
Speaker 1: So I forgot about after I had done. I forgot
Speaker 1: about something I've been doing for maybe three days. It's
Speaker 1: changed my life. I can't wait with grounding. We discut, Yes,
Speaker 1: we discussed it briefly and yeah, we can't get off.
Speaker 1: Jacqueline came over.
Speaker 2: He said, get rid of it, and he knows that
Speaker 2: couch originally told me, yes, get that one. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: loves it, gets it, knows the whole thing. Okay, He's like,
Speaker 2: get rid of it.
Speaker 1: When a friend tells you something, you do it. You've
Speaker 1: had it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting thing about it, you've had it. Okay.
Speaker 2: He goes it was stellar and now needs to move on.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love it.
Speaker 5: I love it, and I'm like, it's Paul, so excited
Speaker 5: that your plant based now Yes, grew LinkedIn archives or
Speaker 5: at Einstein's Underscore m C where I get all my things.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows. Huge anouncement. Sleeping with the phone in another room.
Speaker 1: I know people have been doing this. Did it one
Speaker 1: night and yes, the internet router is still blazing near
Speaker 1: my head a whole hours. I have to figure that out.
Speaker 2: It's a hard Habit moves the family. Hearth emf coming
Speaker 2: out of a router. You just sit around it for warmth.
Speaker 1: Oh God, it's not ef. I don't know. Looked on
Speaker 1: Reddit one sounds like it's fine. I'm like, okay, so
Speaker 1: phone in the other room, waking up, going and putting
Speaker 1: my feet flat on the ground. By ground, I mean
Speaker 1: grass patch. If you're if you're lucky enough to have earth,
Speaker 1: any earth, will do. Feet on the ground, head up
Speaker 1: facing the sun, eyes closed, of course, but directly on
Speaker 1: the face sun. Not for a long time I'm talking about. Also,
Speaker 1: you want to keep you stare at the sun.
Speaker 2: But you want to you want to be out there,
Speaker 2: but you want to make sure they get in the
Speaker 2: retina or you're not going to get the mellet the
Speaker 2: mellow tone in Wait.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's got to go on the eyes?
Speaker 1: Doesn't it go in your eyes even if your eyes
Speaker 1: are closed, your eyes are right there underneath the skin.
Speaker 2: Well, my, when I had to have a major sleep intervention,
Speaker 2: the doctor, the head of the sleep center said where
Speaker 2: I was like, can I get a bright light that
Speaker 2: wakes me up in the morning, And like the light
Speaker 2: wakes me up? And she's like, that's not going to
Speaker 2: do it for you. You need to sit in front
Speaker 2: of this blue light for thirty minutes at start of
Speaker 2: the day with your eyes open, you know. So I
Speaker 2: don't know, but my point is make sure you stay
Speaker 2: out there for a few minutes, just.
Speaker 1: Normal like sungazing.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, I'm not saying sunngaze. I'm saying no, I know, Okay,
Speaker 9: I don't okay, no, no absolute freaks. We're not a
Speaker 9: sungazing community here. But I just put my head up.
Speaker 1: But even just feeling that the morning sun on your
Speaker 1: face uninterrupted, like it feels good. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: fucking done. I get outside as quickly as I can.
Speaker 1: I can't do the whole delay coffee thing yet. I'm
Speaker 1: not there yet. Oh god.
Speaker 2: Because doctor B was talking about and doctor but it's
Speaker 2: fiber fueled.
Speaker 1: Points. He's the pampoint points, plant point.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I got to the end of
Speaker 2: the book where he has like this meal plan for
Speaker 2: fully you know, developing the microbiome, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Thirty plants a week, okay.
Speaker 2: Variety is meaning like make sure you have thirty different
Speaker 2: plants a year, right, And anyway, I got to his thing.
Speaker 1: It was wild. It was like here's this.
Speaker 2: It was like it's it's kind of like mind blowing.
Speaker 2: If if I pull it out, recipes, whatever, whatever, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. Point is, but he's like talking about how
Speaker 2: he delays the caffeine as part of his you know,
Speaker 2: twelve hours from when he last date to when he eats.
Speaker 2: You know, he does twelve to sixteen hours or whatever
Speaker 2: it is. You know, but he does not do coffee
Speaker 2: during the fasted period. Okay, he holds until he eats
Speaker 2: because it gives the microbiome a break. I'm like, what like,
Speaker 2: basically letting the micro biome reset. It gives a little time,
Speaker 2: I guess instead of slashing the coffee down there. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I back on anatomy. Okay, started googling. You
Speaker 2: know how big is the stomach for real? You know?
Speaker 2: Because my visual of a basin in my torso, yeah,
Speaker 2: like a pasta water pot that the food is dropping
Speaker 2: into isn't cutting it, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 2: it's not helping me have an accurate sensor. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: very glove like. So so I go I'm googling. I was.
Speaker 2: I couldn't have been more happy. I see it because
Speaker 2: I see a video of a guy who you know, cadavers. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's there with his cadavers and he shows you things,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yes, you didn't see a body, but
Speaker 2: you saw a stomach on a table.
Speaker 1: Jesus, yes, you and I are day And it looks
Speaker 1: like a little purse. Yeah, okay, he looks like a purse.
Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, people say it can hold
Speaker 1: four leaders. Let's see this one. You know, he was
Speaker 1: able to get two leaders into it of water.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, when it's not live, it's tenser,
Speaker 2: it doesn't spare in the same way. But he's showing it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't know, I'm just I'm intrigued,
Speaker 2: and it's weird how the stomach is like on the side,
Speaker 2: kind of like how the hard.
Speaker 1: Your stomach your purse, My purse hurts.
Speaker 2: So just like I don't know, it was getting into that.
Speaker 2: Maybe right now we should pivot back to the threads
Speaker 2: I wanted to give you.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's wrap up with the threads. The first one
Speaker 1: I was going to wrap up with sunscreen.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Charlotte A Due says here, so she does
Speaker 2: it to reapply over makeup because the two hour thing. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: because that's going to be a huge You're going to
Speaker 2: resist that if you've really done makeup, foundation, brush it,
Speaker 2: even blend gently paint paint pint paint paint right over
Speaker 2: the top. This also holds true for just doing it
Speaker 2: on top of your makeup, should you decide to do
Speaker 2: it that way, I feel I mean, okay, whatever, I
Speaker 2: thought that was compelling, and it is compelling.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think. God, it's hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like, how do you reapply?
Speaker 1: How to reapply? I mean, do you want to know
Speaker 1: how I'm managing sunscreen in every everywhere? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like the sprits, which I have to
Speaker 3: re incorporate.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: By the way, that is one of the principles and
Speaker 2: tips offered in this book I'm reading Organizing Me A
Speaker 2: to D Way whatever.
Speaker 3: I'll post the exact book. Yeah, are you ready? So
Speaker 3: what might seem like like I'm just telling you this
Speaker 3: is huge?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: And like her her, I started wildly sending you like
Speaker 3: screen grabs because.
Speaker 1: I think it's what we're talking about. I miss them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was like, she's not reading these okay
Speaker 2: because she using her mind. Or I was like but
Speaker 2: I was like panicked and like being the right one,
Speaker 2: or I didn't even rerite ones. I didn't even read it,
Speaker 2: so go back and look at it.
Speaker 3: So she it's exactly the thing we talked about way
Speaker 3: back where I was like I need you.
Speaker 1: Sent me a lot of little okay, sorry, I will
Speaker 1: look at this. I was like, I want someone with
Speaker 1: a PhD to organize my house. I need them.
Speaker 3: It cannot be just good organization. There is so and
Speaker 3: she fucking gets.
Speaker 2: It, okay, And she's like, that's this kind of organization
Speaker 2: is not add appropriate.
Speaker 1: It's not okay.
Speaker 2: So she's she's using that kind of language like this
Speaker 2: is not appropriate, Like this is not ADHD appropriate.
Speaker 1: So you know she gives so.
Speaker 3: So basically, efficiency must.
Speaker 2: Be primary, okay, because it takes extra effort to do
Speaker 2: anything with Addbree. Basically, okay, it needs to be really
Speaker 2: easy or basically we won't do it.
Speaker 1: It sounds right, okay.
Speaker 2: Things you should prioritize things being easier to put away over.
Speaker 3: Worrying about it being difficult to retrieve.
Speaker 2: Okay, because you're motivated at the beginning of a task,
Speaker 2: so you'll hunt for the plate whatever. Of course, reach
Speaker 2: further back as you're excited, because I want to make
Speaker 2: ice cream now, Okay, yeah, finishing tasks in quote, finishing
Speaker 2: tasks is a huge thing. That is, you are burnt
Speaker 2: out at that point and there's no motivation.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So so the only things that get put away for
Speaker 2: me are like it's in my hand and I can
Speaker 2: just reach and put it on the shelf. I've got
Speaker 2: masngers filled with you know, dried beans and spices now
Speaker 2: on these magnetic things on the side of my fridge,
Speaker 2: and they get put away every single time because I
Speaker 2: just put it back there on the fridge.
Speaker 1: Okay, just boom. Okay.
Speaker 3: So so part of that is no crossing room.
Speaker 2: Okay, you shouldn't have to cross a room to whatever
Speaker 2: throw the thing out, because you'll get distracted.
Speaker 1: On the way. And that's real.
Speaker 2: Crossing rooms is a huge So sometimes I will plant
Speaker 2: my feet somewhere and not allow myself to move while
Speaker 2: doing a task to clean things in that area.
Speaker 3: Anyway, No storing the thing in the basement. Okay, well,
Speaker 3: doesn't you.
Speaker 2: Go down to the basement to get the paper towels.
Speaker 2: You see a project that needs to be finished, you
Speaker 2: do all that. Then you're into the other thing.
Speaker 1: That I relate to that deeply. But Jack, let's talk
Speaker 1: about our little foreman exercise the other day. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: how cute that was. Yes, we were both having paralysis, yeah,
Speaker 1: separately across the city.
Speaker 2: I am able to Okay, I can fly into action
Speaker 2: when I have a like I mean, I can fly
Speaker 2: into like. Well, Kate, I have a strategy. Do you
Speaker 2: want to apply it with me? I get excited and
Speaker 2: so I go, we're gonna do I'm doing time sessions.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, about these visual timers. I bought this ticking timer,
Speaker 2: like a kitchen timer. I've got going right now, a
Speaker 2: little dinosaur on it, so it's like friendly, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to live. So on text, we were like
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, let's do five minutes time four?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I four. I can't commit to
Speaker 2: yeah five minutes.
Speaker 1: And you helped me. It was like I was like,
Speaker 1: I have to fold the laundry.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: It was like I went from being frozen, got so
Speaker 1: much done.
Speaker 3: So then you were liked a lot.
Speaker 2: So I go timers up okay, and you're like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you know, and you're like, okay, let's do
Speaker 2: like longer, like ten minutes. I'm like, Kate, okay, I'm
Speaker 2: not ready for that, because it's got to be like doable.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I need another Okay five, you know, five
Speaker 2: towards the task whatever. You're soaring, you're running around and
Speaker 2: we we we got like an hour of shit done.
Speaker 1: I coudn't believe timing together. Everything was Yeah, got a
Speaker 1: lot done, got a lot done together. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: the flowers that you brought me. I love you, I
Speaker 1: love you.
Speaker 2: We have to go wait there's okay, wait wait, unfinished thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: a TV principles I can share over the coming weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what were the other unfinished sprouts and meal prep? There's
Speaker 2: no time and you're you're you're burnt. You're burnt.
Speaker 1: We did I'm not gonna waste on you now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you next week. Yeah, I can't wait. Bye bye,
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