1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. You 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: know how Andy Cohen, I don't know if you watch 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: What Happens Live? Do you watch that still? It's hilarious intermittently. 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: I should watch it more because I love him. I 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,080 Speaker 1: forget about it. Is it on at a certain time 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: and I need to record right now? I feel like 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: that show. I know you have awful um not in 9 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: in a horrible show, but Andy gets it much like 10 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,639 Speaker 1: Pat McAfee gets you to say things and makes you 11 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. I mean, like right away he said on 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: the show that I was on, who do you think 13 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 1: is gay in professional sports? And I'm like, I mean, 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,840 Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do? Because I have my thoughts. 15 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: Everyone's gay, Everyone's happen. But anyways, on watch what Happens 16 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: at that bar? Yeah, and watch What Happens Live. He 17 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: always has a word that you have to drink. Today's 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: word is joy Steelers are joy steelers, and you know 19 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,320 Speaker 1: who you are. Joystick. Joystick you can stick at where 20 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: the sun doesn't shine. Not as good as well, I'm 21 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 1: gonna tell you. Well, there is there a reflection on these. 22 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,759 Speaker 1: I had Lasix surgery, but I am wearing fake glasses 23 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 1: and I'm willing to call out when I'm being fake. Um, 24 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:22,119 Speaker 1: these glasses are big poppies line that you can appreciate 25 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,559 Speaker 1: how a big poppy getting. David Ortiz, your boy, David 26 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: Ortiz has a glasses line. Vicky Trilling gave these to 27 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: me because when I got lasix surgery, I no longer 28 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: could work. I know Little Cuties has a glasses line 29 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: and so you can put your actual prescription in these, 30 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: but I didn't because I missed wearing glasses. Because anyone 31 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: that knows glasses, you don't have to do makeup, and 32 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: you throw these on. And that's what's going on over 33 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 1: here because I was not interested in doing anything this 34 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: morning on this base. Well, I'm going to text that 35 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: gorgeous man and say, you wear's my glasses? Oh my god, 36 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: those are great. I'm making a note of that and 37 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: throwing them in a storage. Make a note. And you, 38 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: my little cutie, are on the East coast currently. What 39 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: you're doing over there, well, you know what I'm doing 40 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: is not attending the met ball, and that was happening 41 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,959 Speaker 1: last night when I checked in, So I decided I 42 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: was looking, Yeah, I'm here for an appearance, and I'm in, 43 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm gonna be on a plane tonight getting home, 44 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: which is fine, but um a little. It was hard 45 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: because last night game one of the King's Edmonton series 46 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 1: was on Jonathan Quick, you better go with your I 47 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: mean that man. I texted his wife today, who we adore, 48 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 1: Jacqueline Quick, and I was like, are your husband's legs 49 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: still attached to his hips today? My man goes in, splits, 50 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: in straddles back into a split, into a floor routine 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: and off the beam and a safe. He played so 52 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: well last night and so did the Kings. But the 53 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: problem is that was a West Coast game that didn't 54 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: end to about one o'clock and then probably in about 55 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,799 Speaker 1: one thirty when I was trying to be like, okay, 56 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: go to sleep, go to sleep. You have to wake 57 00:02:55,480 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: up early, Carissa. I'm overlooking the park. It's gorgeous. All 58 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: of a sudden I hear screaming, like screaming, like from 59 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: hundreds of people, and you would think one of two things. 60 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: Michael Jordan is here from the Dream Team, and we 61 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 1: are in Barcelona where the Olympics are being held Michael 62 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: Jordan's give me the white jumpsuit right of it, the 63 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: hottest guy, and I'm like, what in God's name is that? 64 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: And then it goes silent, and I was like, oh, 65 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: someone must be staying here. Five minutes later, again it's 66 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: like Michael Jackson and he's got that kid hanging off 67 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: the balcony and everyone's screaming blanket. He's fine, everyone in 68 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: case one. Sure it happens four times, and then at 69 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,839 Speaker 1: two thirty, I'm like, I wonder if the Kardashians were here. 70 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: Well they were, and uh, I gotta be honest. My 71 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: room obviously doesn't look like there's but and then today 72 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: I'm seeing that Kim was like I didn't eat any 73 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: carbs or sugar for two weeks to get into that dress. 74 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: But she's like, can't wait to have a donut and 75 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: pizza party back in my room when I get to 76 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: the hotel. Well, i'll tell you. While she had a 77 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: donut and pizza party, I'm sitting here calling room service 78 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: for a soup and a glass of wine and um, 79 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: a hot pot of water, and we don't bring mugs. 80 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: And I call back and I'm like, Hey, could I 81 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: get a mug for my hot pot of water. Sure, 82 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: another forty five minutes. You know why because machine in 83 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: the Kardashians party. What I mean, these people are ruling 84 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: the world. Ruling the world. Oh my gosh, what are 85 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,279 Speaker 1: the chances? How many hotels are there in New York City? 86 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 1: And you find yourself? Right? So you didn't see them. 87 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 1: We just heard them. We heard, and we got the 88 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: remnants of the staff being overworked and room service being 89 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 1: an hour and a half. I called down and I 90 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 1: was like, hey, I just because it's late. I ate 91 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: on the plane and I just wanted something while I 92 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 1: was watching the game and have a glass of wine. 93 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 1: And I was like, what's your stupid the day? That 94 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 1: sounds good? And I got stupid the day, Gal, that's 95 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: really interesting about you. I would never just wanted a 96 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: chicken noodle. Good for you. I just wanted a chicken noodle. 97 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,279 Speaker 1: But all they had was tomato, and I wasn't really 98 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: happy with anything else. So I had a tomato. I 99 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: need a little something, And I was like, great, I'll 100 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 1: have a tomato soup. I'll have a glass of cavernet, 101 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: and I'll have a hot pot of water. That's going 102 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:20,840 Speaker 1: to be an hour and a half, ordered soup's, got 103 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: donuts and pizza. Anyways, curious at all? You weren't curious 104 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,359 Speaker 1: at all to go downstairs and see because I have 105 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: questions about I'm not a fashionista by any stretch of 106 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: the imagination. I'll never forget what I was working at 107 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: Estra and I had to pronounce the designer names, and 108 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: I was like, Mama, man, is it main I don't know. 109 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 1: It's not the main event, so I'm not interested. I 110 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: don't know anything about it. But what's the I didn't 111 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: understand the Kylie dress situation. It's a wedding dress with 112 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 1: the veil with I wasn't sure if there's a bigger 113 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: meaning to that, and I'm not getting it. Please let 114 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: us know. For those of you guys that pay attention 115 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: to fashion, Um, I don't know. I'm into the whole. 116 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: Him and Pete think Cam just go out and live 117 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: your life and be happy. Sister. I don't care who 118 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 1: you date. What. She seems very happy and not like it? What? Who? 119 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 1: What do I know? But she just seems happy, and 120 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: I like happy people, so you know a lot. I'm 121 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: gonna do it exactly. Puppy people six Yeah, all of it. 122 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,599 Speaker 1: But interestingly enough, and we didn't even plan this little 123 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: back to back story about the met Ball. Remember on 124 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: the phone the other day, I started to tell you 125 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: the story about the hot guy that I met in 126 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: New York and he was, yes, what was his name, 127 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 1: Seba Sebastion, I remember, and and we little Mermaid come 128 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 1: on over. I need a dingle hopper for this thing, 129 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: because let me tell you a story. So I um 130 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 1: was in New York visiting my friend Megan, and this 131 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: is when I was right out of college. And we 132 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: go to the Waverley And if you guys have ever 133 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 1: been to the Waverly in is this cute little restaurant 134 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 1: in the village West Village Chris will stop acting like 135 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: you know New York. And we walk in and it's 136 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: like it's a small restaurant, so you can see everyone 137 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 1: that's in the restaurant at the same time. And my girlfriend, 138 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: Megan is she's working for Vogue at the time, and 139 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,640 Speaker 1: she goes, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, 140 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: there's Carl Lagerfeld. There's Carl Lagerfeld. And I was like, 141 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 1: who you did tell me this because it'd be like 142 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: if Derek Jeter is sitting there. She drop the mic. 143 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: Is right, Um, she would have no idea who Derek 144 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: Jeter was. I had no idea who Carl Lagerfeld was, 145 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:29,679 Speaker 1: as the aforementioned conversation about my inepted fashion sense. So 146 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: all I know is we then get sat down at 147 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: the table right next to Carl Lagerfeld and more importantly, Sebastian. 148 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 1: This guy, not knowing his name at the time, was 149 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: and is he's still with us. Um the hottest Italian 150 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: man I've ever seen in my entire life. And at 151 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 1: this point, I mean, this is like fifteen years ago. 152 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 1: Now he's this little thing. And I'm like, oh my god, 153 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god. They get up, they leave their dinners over. 154 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 1: I'm like freaking out. Megan's freaking out. She just saw 155 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: the legend that was all the things. The hot guy 156 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: comes back in, he starts doing the move, you know, 157 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: all the Lennen napkins around the table. So he starts 158 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,200 Speaker 1: like lifting him up on the table like looking for something, 159 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: and I go, oh, did you leave something? I mean, 160 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta. I have a very short window 161 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 1: to get in and say. He goes, no, I'm just 162 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: pretending to look from my phone so I can ask 163 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: for your number stud a line fashion. He said that 164 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 1: first of all, this is like truly the hottest guy 165 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. And I'm going like this, 166 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: who's he talking to? He then pulls out because it 167 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,679 Speaker 1: was a BlackBerry, you know the ones? Okay, anyways, so 168 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: he's like, quickly give me your number. This is my 169 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,160 Speaker 1: old number, so four to five. So I give it 170 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: to him and then he messages me, and I'm like, 171 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: this is the greatest day of my life. Turns out 172 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 1: that this is like Carl Lagerfeld's adopted son and like 173 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 1: family member. He calls me and he was like, we're 174 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: in town or we're here for the met ball tomorrow. 175 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,319 Speaker 1: Do you want to go to lunch? And do you 176 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: want to go to the met ball? Do I want 177 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: to go to lunch and want to go to the 178 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: met ball? Well, first of all, I'm not going to 179 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,839 Speaker 1: be eating anything to wear. Can you have this money 180 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 1: for dinner tonight? Um? So I was like, well, I 181 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: can't go to the metball. I don't have anything to wear, 182 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: and that's embarrassing because I do not belong there. But 183 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 1: I ended up going to lunch with him and he 184 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,559 Speaker 1: was so fabulous. He's gorgeous, like the most gorgeous person. 185 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 1: And then now he's gorgeous. I'm gonna find the picture 186 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: of him and in a real creeper creep sense, see 187 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: if he's available for comment and concern. Anyways, met Ball, 188 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 1: I've never been invited, or I was invited, didn't go. 189 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 1: And that's my hot Carl Lagerfeld Sebastian story. So that's 190 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 1: all I got for you. There. He's beautiful. He looks 191 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,200 Speaker 1: kind of like James Bond that that would have been 192 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 1: a good date to be photographed with. Wow, is it 193 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 1: too late? Is it not too late? It's never too late. 194 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,560 Speaker 1: It's a big week. And I know we're not birthday people. 195 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,720 Speaker 1: You and I share a birthday. I know, I know 196 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 1: it's not I know, um, but it is our birthday 197 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,960 Speaker 1: this week on Wednesday? And what are you wishing for 198 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,839 Speaker 1: when you blow out the candles? My wishes have come true? 199 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: Don't you don't need to get me You don't need 200 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:26,800 Speaker 1: to get me a take in a candle because uh Um, 201 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 1: I love that. No, I don't. I am I'm not 202 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: a birthday person as our name, but I do think 203 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,560 Speaker 1: it's important. I always do this a birthday for me 204 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,599 Speaker 1: as a reset on Like instead of doing New Year's resolutions, 205 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:42,080 Speaker 1: I do resolutions for myself for the year and things 206 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:46,160 Speaker 1: that I want to focus on and it needs. Yep, 207 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:50,079 Speaker 1: that's high on the list. But yeah, um, forty years old. 208 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 1: Most people would freak out. I'm not freaking out. Did 209 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,960 Speaker 1: you freak out when you turn forty? No? Right, Yeah, 210 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: I don't care. I think that I'm at the place 211 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,520 Speaker 1: in my life where it's like I have all the 212 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: things that I need and want, and I'm like health 213 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: is number one and happiness and so yeah, I'm excited 214 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 1: to check that off the list and be like not 215 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 1: freaked out by it. I probably freaked at a fifty 216 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,319 Speaker 1: at some point, but whatever, But why Like, we have 217 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: all these great people like Jennifer Aniston that look freaking 218 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: fantastic in their fifties. That's love of people's lives. Like 219 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: she's right up there, she always has been. I just 220 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:30,200 Speaker 1: need to take this neck up or something for fifty. U. Yeah. 221 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: One of my wishes is that I never have to 222 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 1: go through i v FF again. I got my egg 223 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: Thursday and I'm sitting here refreshing my phone to see 224 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,960 Speaker 1: if there's an update because as you eg retrieval egg freezing, 225 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: people know, we get a day five update, and so 226 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 1: I'm just checking and checking and checking and checking, and 227 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,640 Speaker 1: I'm just done putting that ship in my body. Of course, 228 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 1: I'll do anything for my husband and our family, but um, 229 00:11:56,240 --> 00:12:00,319 Speaker 1: but yeah, that's my wish. Well, that is an incredible wish, 230 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,760 Speaker 1: and I'm just so proud of you. We've talked about 231 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: different things recently that we have, you know, we want 232 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: to put in the rear view mirror, but this one, 233 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 1: you're You're almost there, you are most there. We had 234 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,720 Speaker 1: a fun way of kind of celebrating. Oh, go ahead 235 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,960 Speaker 1: with the birthday. Oh no, I'm just gonna say, this 236 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,880 Speaker 1: is the first year in the last couple of years 237 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 1: we're not going to be spending it together. But do 238 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 1: you have plans? I think I'm gonna go to a 239 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:30,160 Speaker 1: bar and watch game two of the King's Oilers game. Hot, 240 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: what are you doing? Um, I'm gonna go take a 241 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,440 Speaker 1: little road trip. Good girl. I do some like crazy vacation, 242 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,040 Speaker 1: but I now schedule wise can't. But I'm just gonna 243 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 1: take a little road trip and chill, which I'm looking 244 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,400 Speaker 1: forward to. So that's but you need it um birthdays. 245 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:48,599 Speaker 1: We just did a little road trip. We went stagecoach 246 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 1: at a time. Yeah, we had my race horse again 247 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 1: now from from the time that we had yeehaw. Yeah, 248 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: we went. We was so. I have so many stories 249 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,480 Speaker 1: from it, and it's not to make fun of you, 250 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 1: but it's just just great memories. Always make fun of me. 251 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,240 Speaker 1: We'll put up some videos as I'm burping um green juice, 252 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: We'll put up videos on the Calm Down Instagram. So 253 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,840 Speaker 1: we go on a Saturday and we're in, we're out. 254 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:17,680 Speaker 1: We spent the night, but we Carrisso was like really 255 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 1: worried the night before that we weren't getting there with 256 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 1: enough time. And then the other thing she was very 257 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: concerned about was I don't know any of these songs. 258 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,679 Speaker 1: I don't know any of these people. I don't know 259 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: any of these songs. We got there is crazy because 260 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: I'm the biggest country fan and so I was like, 261 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 1: but why do I not know any of these You 262 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 1: knew a ton of them. So we get there and 263 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,760 Speaker 1: the time allotted that we had for our group to 264 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: be there was more than enough. Some had their fill 265 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,880 Speaker 1: of it, maybe even before Carrie Underwood got on stage 266 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:55,840 Speaker 1: and had to evacuate the dance floor. You know, um 267 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,200 Speaker 1: so sleepy um. But then I will tell you when 268 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 1: we got out there, drinks in our hand, and I 269 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 1: forgot who it was singing. You and I knew the song. 270 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: We ran to this stage, we it kicked in. But 271 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 1: here's the thing. When Carrie Underwood went up there and 272 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:15,120 Speaker 1: her little denim shorts and her purple pink like little 273 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,760 Speaker 1: leotard body suit. You and I knew every song. We 274 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 1: knew every song you. In fact, I was thinking about it. 275 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 1: We're telling the group the stories behind each song. You're like, 276 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 1: I don't know any song. So this one's about a 277 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,920 Speaker 1: girlfriend that broke up. Was that? I was like, how 278 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,440 Speaker 1: does she know this ship? You knew the stories behind it, 279 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: and you knew every word. Country music is amazing. Country 280 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,920 Speaker 1: music live, there's nothing like it. We danced, we sung 281 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 1: our faces off, our friends sat there and just let 282 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,240 Speaker 1: us be us and do our thing. I had a 283 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: great night. I love her. It was so much fun 284 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,240 Speaker 1: for a lot of different reasons. But um, there's really 285 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 1: something though about the country music grew that everyone and 286 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: look and I Coachella. I've never been. I'm not trying to, like, 287 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,520 Speaker 1: you know, I just that it's not my scene. Like 288 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,640 Speaker 1: I'm a country girl, um and so jumping around and 289 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,120 Speaker 1: like everyone around you is having a great time and 290 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: like no one's judging, and it's like your best friends 291 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,680 Speaker 1: with everyone and you don't even know them. But yeah, 292 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,720 Speaker 1: I feel like this real like empowerment when Carrie Underwood 293 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,840 Speaker 1: and American Idol, I mean, good for you, And Kelly 294 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 1: Clarkson is actually my favorite American Idol of all time. 295 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 1: But Carrie has a way. And then when we got home, 296 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 1: we were such we're such crazy as we then we're 297 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: watching her on YouTube in the morning and rehashing all 298 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: her moves and figuring out how she gets those legs. 299 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 1: It's a slow stomp, you determine because anything there's a 300 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 1: movement there. And then she does a lot of the 301 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,440 Speaker 1: thing with with the microphone where she like it kind 302 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,720 Speaker 1: of like slips out of her hand and gets Yeah. Anyways, 303 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 1: it was wonderful and I may or may not have 304 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: re enacted a few of those things since I've even 305 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 1: been home to just like really feel it, you know. Yeah, 306 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 1: this moves always a good one. For those of you 307 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: guys not watching, it's the microphone, Like, oh you gotta 308 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 1: put the microphone away from I should have done right there. 309 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 1: But yeah, stagecoach did not disappoint, and you were right, 310 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: we didn't need to be there longer. Um. In fact, 311 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 1: we left Earl, but well some of us left early, 312 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 1: you and I. There was a great part where the 313 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,520 Speaker 1: people we were with. UMH. One thing I will say 314 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 1: about my husband. He's really good about Hey, we got it. 315 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: I love him a lot, but he wants to leave 316 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 1: events early in terms of like so we beat the crowd. 317 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: He's always right about it. I appreciate it, but I'd 318 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,600 Speaker 1: like to see the last song. So you and I 319 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 1: we go to leave to go to the restroom, and 320 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,400 Speaker 1: then but then we heard the carry Underwood Jason l 321 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: d song and we started skipping back. We have video 322 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 1: of it, and Jared's like, are we leaving? I was 323 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 1: like nope, and then we ran back in, back in. 324 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: But she's great. Back into the tune of like having 325 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,040 Speaker 1: to re scan. It would be like like you left 326 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,400 Speaker 1: the like you went to your gate at the airport 327 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,879 Speaker 1: and then you're like, I'm gonna go back out for 328 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,560 Speaker 1: t s A UM. But that was Yeah, it was 329 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:16,920 Speaker 1: great and she's fantastic, great performer live. Yeah, um, I 330 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,479 Speaker 1: go to what I have for you once that residency starts. 331 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:29,920 Speaker 1: It's starting soon, and I would say that girl's ready. 332 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,520 Speaker 1: Speaking of starting soon, you know what else is going 333 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 1: on this weekend? Because it's you know, our birthday, it 334 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:42,920 Speaker 1: always signals this sporting event that I loved. That is right, 335 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 1: And I was just looking at my favorite jockey, Joel Rosario. 336 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,679 Speaker 1: There's also a horse if you want to if you 337 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,520 Speaker 1: want to get in on the action. Errand named Messi 338 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:56,640 Speaker 1: a after Mark Messier. So that's adorable, but I need 339 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,439 Speaker 1: to see who he's racing. Yeah. The story is that 340 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,800 Speaker 1: the guy who if it's the trainer or the owner, 341 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 1: loves Mark Messier. So we just named the horse. And 342 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,439 Speaker 1: then there was that's the predicting that they were going 343 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 1: to win the cup, the ninety four Stanley Cup. I 344 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,400 Speaker 1: think it is right, the against the Devil's So they 345 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,440 Speaker 1: were making parallel comparisons to like Messi saying that this 346 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: horse saying his owner saying that he was going to win. 347 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,479 Speaker 1: What was I was like, Oh, I was looking up 348 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:32,080 Speaker 1: Joel Rosario who he's racing. So the derby you've been, 349 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 1: I've been. I talked about how much I love it. 350 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 1: The mint jewelup is the cocktail of choice there. I 351 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 1: don't wear a hat when I go to the Derby, though. 352 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,520 Speaker 1: Oh I were one that I couldn't even fit in 353 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: the stall with the hat, and my neck hurts so bad. 354 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 1: I already have bad neck issues, but my neck hurts 355 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 1: so bad with my one Derby hat that I wore. 356 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,239 Speaker 1: I was so excited one year I wore pants like 357 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,720 Speaker 1: flowy ones. It was a dream. I was so popped 358 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,159 Speaker 1: not to wear a dress. You know me, I'll do 359 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 1: anything not to wear a dress. Yeah, I don't. I 360 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,159 Speaker 1: do like a dress. In fact, I were addressed a 361 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,119 Speaker 1: stage coach and I was trying to be twelve years old. 362 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,480 Speaker 1: I'm trying to see who Joel Rosario is on. I'll 363 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,200 Speaker 1: look at it later, but yeah, the Derby's on this weekend. 364 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,440 Speaker 1: I'm so excited for those of you guys that like gambling. 365 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,479 Speaker 1: Look at the jockeys, that's who I figure out who 366 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,080 Speaker 1: I want to bet on. But I'll put up my 367 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: not that anyone's asking. I'll put up my um my 368 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 1: wind place and show picks on the old Calm Down podcast. Um, 369 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,960 Speaker 1: We're gonna go to Game four of the King's Oilers 370 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,600 Speaker 1: game together, our little fun groups. So if you see us, 371 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,440 Speaker 1: say hi, that was fun at the at stagecoach people 372 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: coming up to us and saying, as we're in the middle, 373 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,119 Speaker 1: shut at every window. I love the Calm Down podcast. 374 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: Thanks blow Away. I was blown away by the response. 375 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,360 Speaker 1: I said, so you're the three listening, no teasing, UM, 376 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,399 Speaker 1: I don't. It's this microphone too loud. It feels like 377 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 1: it's just I'm just yelling like Carrie right into it. 378 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,000 Speaker 1: It makes me so happy. When I was at the 379 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,479 Speaker 1: Master's same thing, like someone. I love the podcast. It 380 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,399 Speaker 1: just makes me so proud. And what I have found 381 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,640 Speaker 1: in now doing this with you for over a year 382 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 1: is I love this community that you and I have 383 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 1: opened up obviously about a lot of different personal things 384 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,600 Speaker 1: in our lives, and the response is that people give 385 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 1: are so thoughtful and so nice. So you guys, thank 386 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 1: you for I mean, it genuinely feels like you care. 387 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 1: And I hope you guys know how much that means. 388 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,119 Speaker 1: Because we're just talking to ourselves and we're like, is 389 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 1: anyone listening? And you are listening and that's so nice. 390 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,919 Speaker 1: So thank you. Um, So we're gonna do that. I 391 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,840 Speaker 1: haven't been to a hockey game in a minute. So excited, 392 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,959 Speaker 1: and they won last night. They're gonna win. I just 393 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 1: I'm so excited and I'm excited for our group to 394 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,159 Speaker 1: come and it'll be a good time. Nothing better than 395 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 1: playoff hockey. I remember when back in the day covering 396 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,760 Speaker 1: it for Versus and Montreal was the eighth seed and 397 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,640 Speaker 1: they were they were so obviously positioning the playoffs. They 398 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,479 Speaker 1: had to take on the number one seed, who was 399 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: the Penguins at the time. They knocked them off. Then 400 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 1: they got the Capitals, they knocked them off, and then 401 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,600 Speaker 1: they took the Flyers. I think to like game five 402 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,640 Speaker 1: or six. But a game in Montreal at the Bell 403 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,640 Speaker 1: Center during playoff hockey, it is like going to Green Bay. 404 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 1: It would be like going to Chicago in the nineties 405 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 1: with Jordans in that group. Anyway, chills and all of 406 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,600 Speaker 1: the feelings. So if any of you guys want an 407 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: experience and just something, even if you're not a hockey fan, 408 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,760 Speaker 1: go to Montreal if they make the playoffs again. They're 409 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 1: not in the playoffs this year, are they? But they 410 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,680 Speaker 1: but I like their head coach Marty St. Louis, Big 411 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,679 Speaker 1: Murty st Louis fan over here. He was nice to me. 412 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:48,880 Speaker 1: The Yeah, the hot hockey playoffs is a whole other beast, 413 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 1: a lot of playoffs. My gambling. I'm not doing very 414 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,800 Speaker 1: well um right now in my MBA gambling. So if 415 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 1: anyone has any tips or tricks, I got a real 416 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,600 Speaker 1: hole I gotta dig myself out of. But that's not 417 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,560 Speaker 1: a problem. I've got multiple show was over here in 418 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,920 Speaker 1: a great attitude, so it's not going to be a problem. 419 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,320 Speaker 1: Nothing's a problem, you know. I just wake up everyday 420 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:08,760 Speaker 1: sunshine as you should. As you should. Hey, I got 421 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,400 Speaker 1: a funny story. Um, since we're talking about real life 422 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,400 Speaker 1: stuff in the community, and obviously people have just been 423 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,879 Speaker 1: amazing with their feedback. So I was, like I talked 424 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,119 Speaker 1: about with the old stop me if you've heard this before. 425 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 1: The fertility clinic. So last Thursday got my eggs out. 426 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 1: But I love nothing more than anesthesia. Anesthesia is great. 427 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 1: I just I enjoy all of it. I don't even 428 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,639 Speaker 1: know if I've told you this yet. Well you told me. 429 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,200 Speaker 1: You told stuff on the text chain, which is always 430 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 1: a good time. You don't remember that she hit up 431 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 1: the text chain and we said she's out Because I 432 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,800 Speaker 1: was like, has anyone heard from Marion? Is she good? 433 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,239 Speaker 1: What happened? And then those three little bubbles popped up 434 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:57,159 Speaker 1: and I said, and I was like, Hi, guys, full disclosure, 435 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,479 Speaker 1: I'm high, but I have to tell you this, so listen. 436 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,040 Speaker 1: This is my eighth time I've done this many times, 437 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,959 Speaker 1: third time at this clinic. I got it. We got 438 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,679 Speaker 1: the drill. I know what to do. I know I 439 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,440 Speaker 1: gotta go. You know, yes, the heaters in the bed, 440 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,520 Speaker 1: I get it. You know you need my birthday? Yes, 441 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,119 Speaker 1: my wrist, My wristband looks fine. Yet I'm allergic to coding. 442 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,360 Speaker 1: It causes hives and itching, so don't put it in. 443 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,520 Speaker 1: Can we just go? Can we get this freaking thing 444 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,920 Speaker 1: in me? I get this new again. I love anesthesia. 445 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,160 Speaker 1: So the anesthesiologist calls me the night before. I've had 446 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 1: the same person the last two times at this clinic. 447 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,600 Speaker 1: I get this new angel named Sue. Sue is Lebanese. 448 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,320 Speaker 1: I don't know why that matters, but she's great. She's 449 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,040 Speaker 1: got this little accent when she's smartle Yeah. She asked 450 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,920 Speaker 1: me on the phone, how are you. I'm like, I'm 451 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,119 Speaker 1: good with it. I've never been better. I mean, is 452 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 1: there any way we can take some of it to stagecoach. 453 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 1: I'm asking for a friend. So Sue's like, okay, great, 454 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: and I said, hey, I like the little cocktail before 455 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,280 Speaker 1: the anesthesia sets in, the one that like makes you 456 00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,199 Speaker 1: feel like you've had a shot at the bar. And 457 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,520 Speaker 1: She's like, not died. So I get I get in 458 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,280 Speaker 1: the bed. The next day, all the things are happening. Check, yes, check, no, 459 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 1: I got it. Let's can we can we go? Let's go. 460 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,399 Speaker 1: So they're like, all right, we're gonna do an IVY. Now, 461 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,720 Speaker 1: anyone who's done I v F knows you're freaking or 462 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,639 Speaker 1: getting poked and prodded for two three weeks trying to 463 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,840 Speaker 1: do this whole thing. And it's by the time they're 464 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: trying to put this damn I V in, my vein 465 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,720 Speaker 1: is just done and this ship is going to hurt. 466 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 1: And I'm like, fuck, let's just go. Sue walks in 467 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:31,240 Speaker 1: with her David Ortiz bedazzled glasses and her diamonds and 468 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,080 Speaker 1: smells like a princess and says to me, Jose, I'm 469 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:39,840 Speaker 1: recording a podcast. Says to me, how we doing, grabs 470 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,560 Speaker 1: my hand right away and says, all right, they're gonna 471 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: do the ivy. I'm normally fine with it, but with 472 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,119 Speaker 1: Sue there, I'm better. She says to me, all right, 473 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,560 Speaker 1: look at me, Look at me. And as they're getting 474 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,920 Speaker 1: ready to insert the needle into my Shelby steel magnolia veins, 475 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,680 Speaker 1: drink your juice. Shelby has been driving nails through her arms. 476 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:05,240 Speaker 1: I had been. She said, wiggle big toe, Malin, and 477 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,879 Speaker 1: I am wiggling my left big toe and I'm like, 478 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,400 Speaker 1: what what, okay, wiggling my left big toe. And then 479 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,479 Speaker 1: she's like, breathe, breathe, I'm breathing. She goes, wiggle your 480 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,199 Speaker 1: left big toe again. It went in like that. I 481 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 1: didn't feel it because you know what she had me 482 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: concentrate your like left big toe. Is that now you're 483 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,720 Speaker 1: thinking about something else. The toes, Sue is a dream. 484 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,399 Speaker 1: So then it gets better. I'm in We are going. 485 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,919 Speaker 1: Everybody's having a time. She says to me, Okay, I 486 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,200 Speaker 1: gotta get her to go to the other nurse. The 487 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,000 Speaker 1: our nurse comes in and goes, we gotta get her 488 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,639 Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. She's like, no, I've started 489 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,720 Speaker 1: the drip. I'm like, I'm fine, I don't need to 490 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,919 Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I'm enjoying my drip. I've been 491 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,359 Speaker 1: waiting for this since I knew the last IV have failed. 492 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this. They're like, this is all 493 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 1: I had to look forward to. This is all I 494 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: wanted stop ruining my night at the bar. So I 495 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 1: get up there, like, let us help you, because they're 496 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 1: like it started. I stand up and I'm like, whoa, 497 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: it was awesome. Now the walk to the bathroom not far. 498 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,240 Speaker 1: But let's also keep in mind, you got this gown 499 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,239 Speaker 1: that's opening up in the goddamn back. I'm hooked up 500 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,760 Speaker 1: to an I V is it falling off the shoulder? 501 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,639 Speaker 1: Have I tied the back totally? And I'm in party 502 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,639 Speaker 1: mode already And she goes, you good, and I'm like, 503 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,240 Speaker 1: I am great. So she walks me into the bathroom. 504 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,919 Speaker 1: She goes, I'm gonna let you go, and then she 505 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,720 Speaker 1: goes call me if you need me, Carissa. I put 506 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,480 Speaker 1: this seat cover on, I go to sit, I trip, 507 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,919 Speaker 1: I sit on it loud. She goes you okay, and 508 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: I go, I'm great. I just sat on the toilet 509 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,119 Speaker 1: after I peeed, and I was like, this is awesome 510 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 1: because it's like I don't got to drive anywhere. I'm 511 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: gonna enjoy this. So I get up, I pe, I 512 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,679 Speaker 1: wash my hands, walk out and she goes just right, 513 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,320 Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, I'm good. They don't even put 514 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,640 Speaker 1: me back in the bed. They're like, let's just walk 515 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,920 Speaker 1: her into the o R. What I'm working party because 516 00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:00,520 Speaker 1: I'm kite. The drip is started, and my doctors like, 517 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: let's get her meeting her in there. We do all 518 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,919 Speaker 1: start talking to all the patients and do you know 519 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 1: e A and the clinic after dark? You guys here, 520 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,479 Speaker 1: do you know if you're having a boy or a 521 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:20,640 Speaker 1: girl like my mess off. It's like I'm walk into 522 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 1: the no no, no no, no, no, no no, tell me, 523 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,159 Speaker 1: tell me say no. I was like your weekend at 524 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:32,600 Speaker 1: Bernie's like this, like but I'm not jokes. I'm telling jokes. 525 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,440 Speaker 1: We know we can have Bernie's in Newport. Um, I'm 526 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,960 Speaker 1: telling jokes. So I'm in the o R and they're like, 527 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:44,440 Speaker 1: lay on the bed. Wait never tim Picky coumbleson in 528 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:49,679 Speaker 1: Orange County. We'll get to that, Okay. I lay on 529 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,080 Speaker 1: the bed, lay on the bed, and I'm like so 530 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,880 Speaker 1: out of it, and the party has started and my 531 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 1: legs are hanging on like you guys, my legs are 532 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,919 Speaker 1: hanging off there like fine. They started strapping me on 533 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I remember my arm being pulled 534 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 1: back and strapped in. I literally my last thing I 535 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,399 Speaker 1: said is I go I feel like one of those 536 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 1: animals on National Geographic before they have surgery and they're 537 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 1: like Aaron Andrews time. And I was like, and then 538 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,919 Speaker 1: I won't say how many I got. But when my 539 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 1: doctor woke, when I woke came to, I started mumbling, 540 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: I don't know anybody with this number. That's not good luck. 541 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:35,600 Speaker 1: I mean, what the ship people say under anesthesia is nuts. 542 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,160 Speaker 1: I love the videos that people take. I wish that 543 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 1: somebody could have got back there and taken the video 544 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 1: of you because it's always really funny than like later on, 545 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 1: but leave it to you. Associate a number an athletes 546 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: number with the number of eggs that you got. I 547 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: do that with gambling, and you did that with eggs. 548 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,640 Speaker 1: How about this? So the last time I did that, 549 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: which I know I have to do it again because 550 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: we do, time is ticking. But I was dating this 551 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 1: guy at the time, and I don't really think he understood, 552 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 1: like why this was important or how much money you're 553 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 1: investing in your future by doing this? And I was like, so, 554 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: could you like pick me up after do the eggs thing? 555 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,080 Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. I mean, I come to I'm in 556 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,720 Speaker 1: that back room, the same back room, you know, you know, 557 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:25,240 Speaker 1: the one, and the nurse is not saying like, oh, 558 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 1: so and so is here waiting for you, like whenever 559 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,920 Speaker 1: you're ready to get up. Nothing. I just kept laying 560 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 1: back there, and and then finally I like called and 561 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 1: I was like, are you gonna come pick me up? 562 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, you're done already. So now I 563 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,600 Speaker 1: got a way back in the lobby. I asked you 564 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:45,200 Speaker 1: to do one thing. Let's just say that guy couldn't 565 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,480 Speaker 1: last long. But I mean, here's the thing. It's like, 566 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,960 Speaker 1: I'm out of fertility clinic. You think that you could 567 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 1: be here on time? This wasn't a dentist appointment. My god. 568 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: The nerve people don't realize how quick that is. Jared's 569 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,080 Speaker 1: like time to get a breakfast sandwich. Yeah exactly, He goes, 570 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 1: I didn't realize it would be back. Like I said, 571 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: I told you, and and and it's out. I interrupted 572 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,880 Speaker 1: your story because I was laughing about Vicky gum Wilson, 573 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: Vicky Doumbilson, the o G of the O C. There's 574 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,240 Speaker 1: very few shows that like I am like, I'm all 575 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 1: in on. I was in on talk about this Housewives 576 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 1: so early and the whooping it up. So Aaron and 577 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,920 Speaker 1: I were in Orange County with a group of friends 578 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 1: and we're out to dinner and not even three minutes 579 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,000 Speaker 1: before that vision of insurance walks through the door. Aaron goes, 580 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,720 Speaker 1: can you imagine if we saw Vicky Gumbilson down here 581 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,960 Speaker 1: because we don't go to Orange County a lot, which 582 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,280 Speaker 1: we should because it's not that far from us. But 583 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 1: the door opens and a ray a ring of a 584 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,960 Speaker 1: halo surrounding it up, and Aaron goes, holy shit, there's 585 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 1: Vicky Gumbilson. So of course, now my Martini's have kicked in. 586 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 1: Not a cocktail, the fertility clinic has kicked him, but 587 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,840 Speaker 1: I real cocktails kicked in, and I was like, I'm 588 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,280 Speaker 1: on it. I jump up. I've interviewed her like twice 589 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,960 Speaker 1: at Extra. She couldn't have been lovelier. But no one 590 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,240 Speaker 1: needs someone to jump right into your face and I 591 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 1: know what's happened to you and been like we met before. 592 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,640 Speaker 1: Remember when we met, and you'd be like, Okay, Hi, 593 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,400 Speaker 1: nice to see you again. That's exactly what I did 594 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,560 Speaker 1: to her. I did exactly what everyone hates. And she 595 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: was so lovely and so nice. And then she sat 596 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 1: in the booth next to us and I just kept 597 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 1: I kept going like this, waving at her. And then 598 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,040 Speaker 1: as we were leaving, she goes like this, she goes, 599 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: she goes, call me. I don't have her number, but 600 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,960 Speaker 1: I love that she just said call me. I mean, 601 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:46,040 Speaker 1: anyone that knows the whole like Orange County situation, Vicky 602 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: is cooked in the best possible way. She is whooping 603 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 1: it up, and I was like, there is just no 604 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,560 Speaker 1: one else I want to see right now in Orange 605 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,960 Speaker 1: County except for Vicky Gump. What's the name of the 606 00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,120 Speaker 1: bar she likes to go to in Portavardo or what 607 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,560 Speaker 1: is it all a handros or where she whipped it? 608 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, but she is really something, always selling 609 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 1: the insurance. Where's Dawn is he around? Yeah? That experience 610 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: was like, you know, we go to Newport and you're like, oh, 611 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 1: the one person we want to see is Big Key. 612 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,280 Speaker 1: It's like when you come to New York the day 613 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,880 Speaker 1: of the met Ball and you're like, oh funk, I 614 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 1: hope the Kardashians aren't at my hotel. They're at the hotel. 615 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,920 Speaker 1: It all comes full circle. You know, it really really dies, 616 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,600 Speaker 1: so you know what the moral of the story in 617 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:39,200 Speaker 1: mind Shadow, Every Window, Blow Away, Calm Down with Aaron 618 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 1: and Carissa is a production of I heart Radio. 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