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Speaker 2: episode of Horrid Blas.
Speaker 1: This is the old I'm glad you guys like that.
Speaker 2: Does they we love and when I do that, shiit bitch,
Speaker 2: I don't really know, you know what I mean? They
Speaker 2: like it because it's given ot, it's giving French and
Speaker 2: as you guys know, I'm going back. No bitch, Actually,
Speaker 2: I think it's giving Haiti. Y'all know, I love my Haitian.
Speaker 2: All my souls said, now, don't even be fucking Haiti.
Speaker 1: Niggas like me. So if anybody, my whole sister is
Speaker 1: half Haitian, so are you fucking them? Where are they? Anyway?
Speaker 1: It's giving queer Haitian beating. I'm weazy and y'all welcome
Speaker 1: to another episode. It's another so low. We hope you're happy.
Speaker 1: Solo Dello fanna talk some shit? We really only hear
Speaker 1: solo because someone didn't show. But it's fine because we
Speaker 1: actually are going to try to rebook because the gues
Speaker 1: the guest is so big we can't talk shit because
Speaker 1: what was the time that little person didn't show up?
Speaker 1: I couldn't really say nothing, And then when we talked
Speaker 1: a lot of that one. Yeah, but this other guest
Speaker 1: a little too big for us.
Speaker 2: Not only that, do you know how ready I was
Speaker 2: to come in and flirt with that bitch who wasn't
Speaker 2: baby Bro, I know after her outfit at the ospital
Speaker 2: was the fact that the fact that I would have
Speaker 2: had to talk to you prior, like, Bro, this is
Speaker 2: my turn to flirt.
Speaker 1: I actually gonna compete on I'm gonna say this one thing.
Speaker 1: The only it just made me think. The only guest
Speaker 1: that I think was huge that canceled because one family
Speaker 1: emergency find Yeah, that's that's It's a real thing. It
Speaker 1: all happens to all of us that when it was
Speaker 1: in Zan canceled three times. Zan canceled? Do we fly out?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Did we not fly out? Twice? And I flew out
Speaker 1: for this one. So we flew out twice to get
Speaker 1: zaying on here.
Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna lie bitch when people still ask
Speaker 2: my favorite author.
Speaker 1: She's still gettingnamed. But I pulled her a soldier. Now
Speaker 1: she go after she not. I told you the Sister's
Speaker 1: socialcy I found out, which is why I'm not really
Speaker 1: a big Sister Sodier fan anymore. I forgot what you
Speaker 1: said about it. So and this is no Apparently I
Speaker 1: started to uncover this. So the Family of the Winter,
Speaker 1: they well, Santiago got out of jail, so they're real families.
Speaker 1: Sister Soldia told the story of her family right in
Speaker 1: a fictional way. No, it's pretty much real. So one
Speaker 1: of the sisters was like, yo, basically saying, and this
Speaker 1: is something she said to me. I was on the
Speaker 1: subway looking at people read the books and like it
Speaker 1: was embarrassing because it was like my family and my
Speaker 1: life and this was all real. And so basically I
Speaker 1: think she called into the Breakfast Club like ten or
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, basically asking Charlomagne for advice. And the
Speaker 1: reason they couldn't read up on the book is because
Speaker 1: and I could be fuzzy on the details here, but
Speaker 1: like the family stopped communicating with Sister Soldia because of
Speaker 1: what she did to them, and so they all of
Speaker 1: the books that came after We're Midnight, right, we're fiction,
Speaker 1: weren't real. I mean, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Gonna lie like and we ain't got it talk about
Speaker 2: even the name of the show. We've sat here, we've
Speaker 2: shared our lives, We've seen shows and other things being
Speaker 2: made that seem like it could be very much us.
Speaker 1: We've given that story. So it's also, yeah, but it
Speaker 1: ain't our cousin that made the TV show oh is
Speaker 1: it the cousin is sister soldiers their cousin. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. I don't think I will be mad
Speaker 1: hold on. Maybe I don't think that's one of the
Speaker 1: most famous books of all time black and White.
Speaker 2: But but you don't know it's gonna be that famous
Speaker 2: until it becomes famous. My thing is, I if I
Speaker 2: know people in my life and I can create a
Speaker 2: narrative pulling those things from my life, and I have
Speaker 2: the wherewithal to write a fiction, nonfiction, whatever and include
Speaker 2: my experience. I assume she was around enough to where
Speaker 2: it was a part of her experience, She had a
Speaker 2: first hand look, so to turn that into a book
Speaker 2: or something creative, I don't think I would fully be mad,
Speaker 2: especially when my name wasn't used. I think they only
Speaker 2: got mad because she was able to profit and make.
Speaker 1: A really good part. I don't know. For me, I
Speaker 1: think like it's somewhat violating. And for example, like Kenya Barriss,
Speaker 1: Blackish is based on his life right right now. Imagine
Speaker 1: if Kenya was family members with someone else and just
Speaker 1: was like their entire life and made a TV show
Speaker 1: that's one of the best TV shows of all time. Right,
Speaker 1: Sister Soul, Coldest Wind Ever is one of the best
Speaker 1: books of all time. Like, and these are all based
Speaker 1: off someone's life. Curb your enthusiasm one if Larry David like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I love Larry David. I think that's wrong.
Speaker 1: Cracking up a dead little white man. I love watching
Speaker 1: herb on the plane's fucking fun.
Speaker 2: Have you watched I don't even be really big enough
Speaker 2: white niggas on here. And I'm gona say white niggas
Speaker 2: because I heard everybody in the comments.
Speaker 1: So I don't know why you don't say white niggas.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna say white niggas just because we're a
Speaker 2: family here that motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: I tell you, I'll tell you when white niggas need
Speaker 1: to come in when we are new project that's coming
Speaker 1: as big as that is. You're right, bet you. We
Speaker 1: gonna have some white comedians on here. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold you. I love me some some Larry David. By
Speaker 1: the way, speaking to white people, I want you to
Speaker 1: tell us people, tell us who are some white people
Speaker 1: that you actually think would be fun? Because I really
Speaker 1: loves Michael Rapperport and he was a great fit stops
Speaker 1: there who else is for the people? Who said news
Speaker 1: for the people.
Speaker 2: Everyone said that he does a great job with appreciating
Speaker 2: the culture without appropriating it.
Speaker 1: I don't want a whole bunch of Wiggs on the pod.
Speaker 1: I mean like Schultz is one of those that like
Speaker 1: black people love because he has a show with Charlotte,
Speaker 1: like Michael Rappaport, same as Biproxy You're you're at two?
Speaker 1: Give me. I want Andrew Santino on here. He said
Speaker 1: he come on. Okay, he did house Party, so I
Speaker 1: think he got some black people on his team, now wow.
Speaker 1: But if he did house party, he was a white
Speaker 1: guy at house Party. I just want him on here
Speaker 1: because I think he's cute and a weird way.
Speaker 2: Let me think, what white person do I want on
Speaker 2: this pot Chelsea Handler like lab panderin a little bit
Speaker 2: to me, hold on, who's someone white? I'd like just
Speaker 2: really thinking, like, you know who I really want on here?
Speaker 2: Because she a realized BITCHI funck about a nigga. Lizzie Maguire,
Speaker 2: maybe funk about a white nigga. But I would like,
Speaker 2: like Hillary, Hillary, look at me calling her Lizzy my
Speaker 2: bad Lizzy come on the show. Uh No, I would
Speaker 2: I would with like Hillary Duff on the show, that.
Speaker 1: Would be fun, or Sophie is my favorite white guess,
Speaker 1: but like if she she is, who's your favorite white guest?
Speaker 1: He was fun. Yeah, you didn't want him? I could
Speaker 1: tell no, no, no, no. I didn't have a problem. You
Speaker 1: had very like why are we having a white guy on?
Speaker 1: Why are we giving?
Speaker 2: I confused him with Gary On for a little bit,
Speaker 2: so I thought I'm.
Speaker 1: Not gonna lie. I was like, isn't this nigga not
Speaker 1: taking care of his kids?
Speaker 2: And I swear to God, as soon as I did
Speaker 2: my research, I was excited.
Speaker 1: You said, I was happy to have him on. Mind you,
Speaker 1: let's stop.
Speaker 2: My mama was even like, why you ain't telling me
Speaker 2: you to pride? I said, mama, Garry on Michael Rapperport. Wow,
Speaker 2: I literally didn't even know my mama knew him because
Speaker 2: my mama like niggas.
Speaker 1: When my mom was like, you didn't tell me, Oh,
Speaker 1: I know what I want. Alana Glazer, you think she
Speaker 1: follows us from Broad City? I think she either follows
Speaker 1: us or has tagged us and some stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't you never watched Broad City. We talked about
Speaker 2: you talked about a lot on the pot.
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, definitely she gotta be on here, especially
Speaker 1: because she was fucking literally though. Of the opening scenes
Speaker 1: in Broad City was her riding what's his name? What's
Speaker 1: the black dude with the glasses? His name's weird.
Speaker 2: That is not an easy description. Who's the black dude
Speaker 2: with the glasses? His name starts with the age.
Speaker 1: When I say it, you're gonna be like, oh, Hannible, Yes, hey,
Speaker 1: I only know.
Speaker 2: That that was his name, because bitch, I'll be like,
Speaker 2: don't isn't that the name of what each people?
Speaker 1: So we got to send this. You name someone Hannibal,
Speaker 1: like Cannibal with age. It's just weird. Hey. You know
Speaker 1: what was a crazy fact about Hamible Burst? I saw
Speaker 1: him at the not the Roots picture. Where was he
Speaker 1: at some festivals? She cat that Nigga is a rapper
Speaker 1: and a good one. He wraps. Yes, he came out
Speaker 1: in the middle of their set and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is going really well, who the fuck is? And then
Speaker 1: I'm high said, I'm like, like the b it is Nigga?
Speaker 1: You remembered him just for huh? You just remember him
Speaker 1: from being Road? Was it just the one episode he
Speaker 1: was in no, no, no, I remember him for the whole
Speaker 1: season and also like other shit. But yeah, anyway, she'd
Speaker 1: be great. Okay, So I this entire episode was fans
Speaker 1: basically telling me what they wanted us to talk about,
Speaker 1: which really could be so many other episodes, but one
Speaker 1: of the things they asked for is that we dive
Speaker 1: into the unpopular opinions about sex that were on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so I have a few. Oh wait, are
Speaker 1: we getting right into it? Yeah? Oh this is our icebreaker?
Speaker 1: Oh icebreak? Okay, let's go imagining sex is better than
Speaker 1: real sex. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: Sometimes my said is dumb ass shit. Yo's get the
Speaker 2: fuck out of here. Yes, I'm talking about okay, tell me,
Speaker 2: tell the truth.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. You fan about it about sex all week.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're telling me the dick me you were better
Speaker 1: than the dick I beginning. Fuck yes, but it makes
Speaker 1: me want to sing after. Do you know what's crazy?
Speaker 2: When I broke up with my ex, I was in
Speaker 2: this little funk, had the little one, young nigga one hitting.
Speaker 1: For shit, went back to some old dick bitch.
Speaker 2: When I tell you, I had to call all my
Speaker 2: friends like bitch, I ain't cranky no more.
Speaker 1: It changed my whole outlook on life. It does.
Speaker 2: It does Imagining Dick No, I've been imagining fucking Jason
Speaker 2: Momoa forever.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make me feel better because it's not real.
Speaker 2: Hey, y'all gotta stop sending me them goddamn videos of
Speaker 2: him and his Tarzan rap because it doesn't help the calls.
Speaker 1: Fuck do you be seeing that nigga in his little
Speaker 1: Tarzan rap o? The world? I know, I'm into the world.
Speaker 1: I'm so mad he give it to speaking of old Dick,
Speaker 1: I'm a fuck BDB this week? Why because I feel
Speaker 1: like it, just because you feel like it. Also, he
Speaker 1: must be really horny because even putting the pressure on
Speaker 1: me Beach, even replying to the story, not the story,
Speaker 1: the story, he'll like, it's just a lot more like
Speaker 1: a contact you haven't with me, And he'd be like, yo, bitch,
Speaker 1: you keep playing with me. And I kind of like
Speaker 1: when niggas talk to me like that. Also, I indulge,
Speaker 1: because like I'll send him pictures on myself that I
Speaker 1: know look good and he'd be like, oh, look at
Speaker 1: your hair is getting long.
Speaker 2: It was like it was good and you said it
Speaker 2: was big and London hotel and medium, like, will he
Speaker 2: be able to tell you that big dick?
Speaker 1: Okay one? Oh you're not seeing no, No, I'll just say one.
Speaker 1: It's a muscle mandy. Oh wow, just as I fuck
Speaker 1: one big dick nigga, you're telling me if I fucked
Speaker 1: him weeks later, he's gonna know weeks. Oh you put
Speaker 1: time between it. I ain't know, bitch, I haven't fucked
Speaker 1: him in a minute. Bitch, I'll fuck two niggas in
Speaker 1: a week and one gonna know that thing? You think?
Speaker 1: So in a week? How many days between? I said,
Speaker 1: same week? Vinny told me he'd be knowing. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But that's the asshole.
Speaker 2: I was about to say that boodle hole will be
Speaker 2: open for a couple of days after. Yeah, I ain't
Speaker 2: even bending over for kuchie play. If I had antal
Speaker 2: sex that week, b bb I will need like a
Speaker 2: you're gonna ld him in your booty. I literally like
Speaker 2: was talking shit in a text. Actually, I gotta reach
Speaker 2: the text, and bitch, it's so like embarrassing to myself.
Speaker 1: Eh h. I said, okay, you know we getting lit right,
Speaker 1: Like I want three rounds? He goes, Oh, well, I
Speaker 1: don't even really drink like that anymore, but yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: two at night, one in the morning. He said, you
Speaker 1: can have whatever you want. I said, actually, you're probably
Speaker 1: gonna break me. He said, I'm going to I said, okay,
Speaker 1: so one point five, I'll just suck dick because you
Speaker 1: be trying to kill my pussy. Sometimes I don't want
Speaker 1: to take this text message thing too far, bitch. I
Speaker 1: don't like when niggas hold me accountable what you were saying.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I love that shit.
Speaker 2: No oh, and don't let me fucking niggas who I
Speaker 2: ain't fucked in a minute, And I know there was
Speaker 2: so much time. You don't fuck somebody else whole time.
Speaker 2: You fucking me. That bitch ain't take dick like me.
Speaker 2: Huh oh, I'm talking shit, take dick better than me,
Speaker 2: not the mother bitches whole time. Because I know you
Speaker 2: don't have some mother I'll be running. I don't, and
Speaker 2: I let them know I'm gonna take this a big,
Speaker 2: big dick.
Speaker 1: I'm and never not run from BDD bigger like medium
Speaker 1: dicks I can take.
Speaker 2: I like a challenge. So I am cool with being
Speaker 2: in pain, and I just want you to. I'll even
Speaker 2: hold my ass open like you see I'm taking that.
Speaker 1: See how I'm taking that?
Speaker 2: And I have heard a bit, but do you see
Speaker 2: how I'm taking all that dick, I'm taking it off.
Speaker 1: You sound like a slave. You see how I'm taking this?
Speaker 1: Shut up. I'm just saying you see I'm taking that, Jill,
Speaker 1: I just do sing last one. I feel like you.
Speaker 1: But just think about it for a second. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me think about it first. Unpopular opinion waiting to have
Speaker 1: sex makes it better. Now. I do think this is true.
Speaker 1: I want you to think to give the timeline on
Speaker 1: how long you think is too long. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: think waiting to have sex is better. I think you
Speaker 1: should go if you really feel in the nigga, one
Speaker 1: more date more than you think you should. For example,
Speaker 1: mine is normally three days. I fucking but like waiting
Speaker 1: a little bit more, it makes it better. Now. I
Speaker 1: do think there's a point where you can wait too long.
Speaker 1: I've had an experience like that where there it's a
Speaker 1: waste when you get get it right. But waiting is
Speaker 1: good because you kind of connect a little bit deeper
Speaker 1: when you buck too soon. It's kind of like there's
Speaker 1: nothing really exciting anymore. But I do like getting to
Speaker 1: know someone better before I fuck them. Then I'm more
Speaker 1: excited to please them, and I'm more interested in sucking them.
Speaker 1: I feel like I like to get it out the
Speaker 1: way I know you do.
Speaker 2: But if you had, what's the longest you could Let's
Speaker 2: figure out if we like each other intimately and sexually,
Speaker 2: because even if it's not good, fully good the first time,
Speaker 2: we feel like we could work in it, and we
Speaker 2: still like being around each other after, we gonna keep
Speaker 2: this going. I don't see the reason to wait, because
Speaker 2: if you wait, then you're friend zoning the person.
Speaker 1: Okay, what was the reason? No? I just what are
Speaker 1: you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Waiting to
Speaker 1: have sex build the bond between the two of you
Speaker 1: a lot better.
Speaker 2: So the commotion saying, sell that dick in my mouth,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: That's the only waiting I'm doing. Do you not agree
Speaker 1: that when you're more emotionally invested someone, the sex is better. Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like my ex love them best dick ever? Right,
Speaker 2: it took us a long time to get to love. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: let's today rule with your phony as that's phony.
Speaker 1: I want to fuck you when I'm gonna wait till
Speaker 1: one date after three days, even if one more. I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you, yo, it's the ship. My trainer will
Speaker 1: be saying. She'd be like, listen, whatever you think your
Speaker 1: breaking point is, right, Like when you're about to give up.
Speaker 1: Let's say it's a plank or whatever, right, and you're
Speaker 1: holding out the plank and you feel like you're about
Speaker 1: to collapse to five more seconds. Yeah, I out for niggas.
Speaker 2: I'm not really interested in why, because maybe they'll spend more,
Speaker 2: maybe they'll do more work.
Speaker 1: But if I want to fuck you, I'm gonna fuck you.
Speaker 1: All right, let's getties. What are we waiting for? So
Speaker 1: Mandy is the popular opinion, don't wait all right? This
Speaker 1: is a very weird Vanella shit. It's from Mirror dot
Speaker 1: co dot UK. I love this. Just talked about this yesterday,
Speaker 1: you didn't. It's a new device that allows couples to
Speaker 1: kiss even if there's there are a thousand miles apart.
Speaker 1: The remote Kiss a pair of silicone lips studded with
Speaker 1: motors pressure sensors developed in China, promising to recreate pressure
Speaker 1: movement and the warmth of a lover's kiss. It allows
Speaker 1: couples to be intimate without even being in the same country. Now,
Speaker 1: I'll be real I use the wee vibe a lot
Speaker 1: with lover boy.
Speaker 2: I remember that that makes sense because it's on your puissy,
Speaker 2: it's on net set of lips.
Speaker 1: This to me not fucking kissing a device. I think.
Speaker 1: I think we're only going to see mortis because the
Speaker 1: more people travel for work, the more we got like you.
Speaker 2: Out to see here and make out what a silicone
Speaker 2: set of plastic ass lips.
Speaker 1: No, but I think we're going to start seeing more
Speaker 1: weird shit like I don't know if I ever told
Speaker 1: talked about but this reading this made me think about it.
Speaker 1: I think the longer that we get into like or
Speaker 1: the more we get into like technology and AI shit,
Speaker 1: the weirder people get. And Enoch said to me recently
Speaker 1: after Thailand, he was like, yo, Like, I realize I've
Speaker 1: been working so much from home. I don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of human interaction, Like I'm getting weirder. And we
Speaker 1: were laughing about it. But I dated a dude who,
Speaker 1: during the pandemic didn't see a lot of people, and
Speaker 1: he said he went to a place to get like
Speaker 1: stretched like a chiropractor. He said, it was so intense
Speaker 1: going to people to get stretched too. Bitch, I do
Speaker 1: we know, Mandy, I've been getting stretched anyway, long story show. Basically,
Speaker 1: he was saying, like that touch alone made him feel
Speaker 1: more connected and better. I think people like that are
Speaker 1: gonna use sh it like this get us toughed. Animal
Speaker 1: like at this point, you made it's not the same.
Speaker 1: Imagine how weird that is?
Speaker 2: Bro make out with your hand. It's cheaper. It's skin
Speaker 2: to skin. Literally, it's not silicon.
Speaker 1: You make it out way. Also, like, what's the time
Speaker 1: delay on the makeout? Now you're asking too much? Just
Speaker 1: think about it. Now you're asking science. Bitch, I do
Speaker 1: not know?
Speaker 2: This is like all the remote kiss Oh, like it
Speaker 2: is science. It's also weird, by the way, is it
Speaker 2: is it two sets? So one person has it the
Speaker 2: other person has it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and look where the phone is you put the phone? Yes,
Speaker 1: all so you can like look each other in the eye.
Speaker 1: And so that's weird because I don't even kiss with
Speaker 1: my eyes open. One customer said, my partner didn't believe
Speaker 1: that kissing could be achieved at first, so her draw
Speaker 1: dropped when she used it. This is the best surprise
Speaker 1: I've given her during our long distance relationship. Bro, it's
Speaker 1: so cray, it's so that's not to me. Also, I
Speaker 1: think what's going to be cool with this? Sex workers
Speaker 1: can use it, like.
Speaker 2: With clients, don't if they If people are paying sex workers,
Speaker 2: they want the real deal.
Speaker 1: That's the look at CAMZDA, look at only fans. Oh,
Speaker 1: think about that. That's weird. No, it's not. That's weird.
Speaker 1: That would keep these homes. To me, this is just weird.
Speaker 2: Like the idea of kissing long distance and you're kissing
Speaker 2: into a device.
Speaker 1: It's weird. But like I'm telling you, we're only gonna
Speaker 1: see up. Bro, go to a club and make out
Speaker 1: with your friend.
Speaker 2: If you want to kiss your bad fucking go to
Speaker 2: a club and make out with a stranger. People don't
Speaker 2: have dive okay, then a dive bar you could always,
Speaker 2: or go.
Speaker 1: To the gay club.
Speaker 2: Gays love making out. They will kiss you if they
Speaker 2: don't want to fuck yo.
Speaker 1: Will and Grace taught me that. No. Jack was like, Caro,
Speaker 1: we can we kiss, bro, you are gaze love. I
Speaker 1: literally got kissed on my birthday by one of my
Speaker 1: my home boy in Chicago. Who gaze? Hell? How do
Speaker 1: they do? They kiss your gay homeboy or a stranger
Speaker 1: at the bar.
Speaker 2: Don't be kissing the silicon shit unless you want to
Speaker 2: pay for an add on this here podcast.
Speaker 1: Commandy for the hord Derve. We're gonna talk about a
Speaker 1: rogin his zone and the word is a rogen. It's
Speaker 1: not euro genus. I said it.
Speaker 2: I said it like three times euro genus. I was like,
Speaker 2: what type of zonees she talk about? Go ahead, what
Speaker 2: do you think the most common eroginal zones are?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? Like erogen? This is what turns
Speaker 1: you on?
Speaker 2: Arousal arousal zones your job, yeah, bitch, okay, so arousal
Speaker 2: zones clearly your your genitals? Okay, so penis and pussy, titties, nipples, neck, ears,
Speaker 2: toes the.
Speaker 1: Most common ones. Neck, genitals, lower, abdomen, and breast.
Speaker 2: You too good? Oh now there's fourteen. Now how do
Speaker 2: you team? They just naming the body parts. Now that's
Speaker 2: what I was thinking. One No, bitch, this, I'm ticklish.
Speaker 2: I've had niggas kins, my arm pists. We're shoulders.
Speaker 1: I can see that.
Speaker 2: I like shoulders, okay, but basically thighs in a thighs.
Speaker 1: Behind the knee. Here's all of them. Armpits behind the knee,
Speaker 1: bottoms of the feet, lower abam here, genitals, hands, inner thighs,
Speaker 1: lower back, mouth, neck, nipples, scalp, wrist those all scalp too. Okay,
Speaker 1: So basically, even though these are all common and rogen
Speaker 1: saw there's fourteen, the number one thing that you should
Speaker 1: be doing is experimenting by touching them slowly and seeing
Speaker 1: if you find the partner like leaning towards you or like,
Speaker 1: for example, if you touch their scalp now with this
Speaker 1: sewing I got, maybe I'll do this, but if it's
Speaker 1: my brains, maybe I'll lean back like. You've got to
Speaker 1: check out their body language to see if this is
Speaker 1: something that they're looking for. But while doing that, erogena
Speaker 1: zones aren't just used during partnered sex. You can actually
Speaker 1: do it during masturbation, so you'll achieve full bardy orgasms
Speaker 1: if you're stimulating your own a rogena zones. Well, I
Speaker 1: touch my nipples every time I have simulating my mother
Speaker 1: fucking puss because a phone is in one hand. Actually,
Speaker 1: phone be in his hand, toy be in his hand,
Speaker 1: and it bitch, how else am I gonna touch anything else.
Speaker 1: How I need my touched so much. Nah, that's how
Speaker 1: I played onet. So just like this, like sick nipple
Speaker 1: fuck remember him, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I love asking him in if they like their nipples
Speaker 2: because I love like licking the nipple.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was just fucking this nigga and he was about
Speaker 2: to come, and bitch as he was coming because he
Speaker 2: was on top, licked my little fingers and started rubbing
Speaker 2: that rubbing that little nipple. Why he was shrugging me
Speaker 2: to come, bitch, that's me rubbing his little nipper.
Speaker 1: So you're turning a knob.
Speaker 2: Bitch, the nipples a knob. So he fucking me and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, he's about to come. What
Speaker 2: my fingers went up and started rubbing that goddamn nipple.
Speaker 1: That nigger came hard, one nipple, one nipple. I like
Speaker 1: to put it in my mouth, especially only if they're
Speaker 1: on top of me. Then I'm like that's fine.
Speaker 2: First off, my neck came that long, and his niggas
Speaker 2: be tall, it'd be it'd be a little stranger.
Speaker 1: So that's I just licked my fingers and do a
Speaker 1: little bro I had a tall Nigga. It was so
Speaker 1: funny because he hit on me and I was literally
Speaker 1: thinking about you because I was like, this is so
Speaker 1: Many's type. He was really hot. But you know, I
Speaker 1: don't like how. I don't because I'm matter. I don't
Speaker 1: like him pretty pretty. Oh, you know I like him
Speaker 1: pretty man. I was out to dinner. I was on
Speaker 1: a date.
Speaker 2: Me and taller Perry got the same type. Yo, Me
Speaker 2: and taler Parry got the same type. I look like
Speaker 2: you will be cancer by taler Pan's actually a.
Speaker 1: Really good bio in a tender like. So Nigga pulls
Speaker 1: up on me and he was in the restaurant and
Speaker 1: I was on a date and I went to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and I saw him look at me, and I
Speaker 1: was like, come to the bathroom. Because he was by
Speaker 1: hisself at the bar. He pulled up on me and
Speaker 1: he was like with your friend. And I was like, man,
Speaker 1: you are home. He was on a whole lass date. Bro.
Speaker 2: He was, how are you starting at the gate line.
Speaker 2: He was supposed to be a realize bit. I said, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not over today, my friend. I was on a date,
Speaker 2: so I just lie oh, and he was like I.
Speaker 1: Just came to save it up. He was up. She
Speaker 1: was like, oh a bitch. Ah, I hate when I
Speaker 1: said happen. I was at a sushi restaurant. Boy, bitch.
Speaker 1: By the way, I know y'all loving this ship. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're back to being the house. This is what we
Speaker 1: subscribe to. I just I feel it.
Speaker 2: I feel they're so excited that we have all these
Speaker 2: stories about all these niggas.
Speaker 1: I don't know that many stories. It's given stories whatever,
Speaker 1: given work.
Speaker 2: We're dipping on, dabbling in the past, the whole homeowner talk,
Speaker 2: the cry and talk, the therapy talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just haven't talked about sex on a solo
Speaker 1: in a minute. We've been giving it. No, we've been
Speaker 1: giving the attention to the guests. You're right, You're right
Speaker 1: because we're good and history. So yeah, when he was
Speaker 1: so Vie mean that, this part of me was like,
Speaker 1: I like, give him on Instagram, but like that's also
Speaker 1: so trifling because like I'm on a day, I can't.
Speaker 2: No, don't give out your Instagram. You give it out
Speaker 2: your Instagram? Is that you're not that interested? Also me
Speaker 2: getting my Instagram. It's like they're definitely gonna be like, bitch,
Speaker 2: I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Anymore? What horror? Not feeling it? I was a nice
Speaker 1: girl at the bar before I clicked on weezy WTF,
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? No, No, I do not like
Speaker 1: give it. I do. I hate when niggas ask me
Speaker 1: my Instagram. I'd be like, oh, it's not really a
Speaker 1: tool that I use.
Speaker 2: Oh. I used to say that at work. Then I'd
Speaker 2: be on Instagram all day at work. He'd be like,
Speaker 2: you're on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I thought you did have one. I don't. Oh, I
Speaker 1: ain't got a bitch hold on this, I know. He
Speaker 1: was like, even though maybe, how do you know he
Speaker 1: was my type? Not only was he talllest, but I
Speaker 1: don't know how tall he was, but light eyes, light
Speaker 1: skins tall. And then he said, I don't do that,
Speaker 1: how light skin. I don't like him too light, light enough?
Speaker 1: And he said, what do you say? He was like,
Speaker 1: when am I going to I want to see you again?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, sorry, I don't know if
Speaker 1: that could happen. He was like, damn, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: overseas for a minute. I said, noah, he's a ball
Speaker 1: are well, no, maybe not, because overseas the seasons about
Speaker 1: if someone says overseas they play ball. Everybody else is like,
Speaker 1: I'll be in Europe for the summer. I'll be this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the niggas they play ball use the burbage overseas.
Speaker 2: But it's not it's not a basketball season time. They
Speaker 2: all about to come back here and be here for
Speaker 2: the summer. The season is between April and May. Unless
Speaker 2: he's playing for like he said, guitar.
Speaker 1: You know he lied.
Speaker 2: They don't get a league over there unless he's literally
Speaker 2: a native. I was gonna say, maybe he isn't like
Speaker 2: a military thing, then it could be. Didn't say basketball,
Speaker 2: you know it could He was just because girl, I'm
Speaker 2: counting down, bitch. He was really talking one of my
Speaker 2: niggas get back and I'm wait, how did you go
Speaker 2: to the guitar then with that other nigga?
Speaker 1: Because he played there.
Speaker 2: But the season is like the same regular basketball season
Speaker 2: as basketball season.
Speaker 1: Well maybe that's when he got to go visit his
Speaker 1: children there.
Speaker 2: Unless he plays for like a country, so during the
Speaker 2: summers when they do like sometimes like if a guy
Speaker 2: is in Puerto Rico or dr for the summer or
Speaker 2: anither maybe not Puerto Rican but like any in Republic.
Speaker 1: Uh, they play against the country, you know, and there
Speaker 1: goes Mandy with your esp horr n now horror. Okay,
Speaker 1: so for the horrible decisions, here are some of the things.
Speaker 1: There was a lot, but this actually was my favorite.
Speaker 1: So let's start with this. Wait, what is the horrible decision?
Speaker 1: Band requested topics? I don't know, well, man it later
Speaker 1: requested topics. Let's get into it. This is a lot
Speaker 1: of these could be their own episodes, but some of
Speaker 1: them are funny. One girl's type this in dating the
Speaker 1: corny guy. But you a hoe Now, I just would
Speaker 1: like to say, the corny guy that comes to the
Speaker 1: hose is God's gift to you slowing down. I've met
Speaker 1: a lot of it, so yes, because they're showing you that, like, hey,
Speaker 1: we'll take you in. What it was that joke like
Speaker 1: Chris Chris Rock said, like Chris Jenner, we'll take you.
Speaker 1: She's a statue of liberty. That's what I'm saying. Corny
Speaker 1: niggas be like, yo, I don't give a fuck about
Speaker 1: your past. So what you stuck seven hundred dicks? Does
Speaker 1: that mean they're cornyated? Does that mean that they're just no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that I'm talking about the corny
Speaker 1: the actual corny guy. What is corny to you? What
Speaker 1: is the actual corny guy to you? I dated one?
Speaker 1: What's the corny guy? The corny guy is the guy
Speaker 1: that is square, that maybe hasn't been around enough, he
Speaker 1: hasn't really gone out a lot, that's not really part
Speaker 1: of this thing. Maybe he's always in the house. Maybe
Speaker 1: he's like a little too into work. Maybe corny in
Speaker 1: terms of like asking you about your work, like because
Speaker 1: that are I don't know, I've noticed what I'll date
Speaker 1: like corny guys. They're more like so like you know,
Speaker 1: just certain questions. They'll ask me about sex, podcasting, put
Speaker 1: the voice on, I do think and one of the
Speaker 1: things get it to your corny bag to like do
Speaker 1: you basically you tell everybody about just that, like you
Speaker 1: tell people we own this date, Like what's it like?
Speaker 1: So what happens when you know what I'm saying, someone
Speaker 1: gets met? Do you have to go to lead? It
Speaker 1: is like weird shit, I don't know, just make you uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: like I can't explain it. I think. Also cornie is
Speaker 1: maybe the long text, not just like the good morning,
Speaker 1: but it's like they kind of are cheesy in the
Speaker 1: way that they try to talk to you, or maybe
Speaker 1: it's something about the way that they have sex with
Speaker 1: you for the first time.
Speaker 2: What I don't know if i've I've never been with
Speaker 2: a corny. I mean, I get the long text messages,
Speaker 2: but I would prefer nigga to know how to form
Speaker 2: sentences and talk like I like that shit.
Speaker 1: No, the corny is when they're like saying, like the
Speaker 1: little jokey things that aren't that funny, but they're like
Speaker 1: trying to find a way to be cool for you.
Speaker 2: Like soe you know, corny to me and y'all don't company.
Speaker 2: Corny to me is like scheduling when you're gonna get
Speaker 2: on your video game because you have to meet up
Speaker 2: with a certain amount of people who play at a
Speaker 2: certain time. Corny is dressing up at comic Con and
Speaker 2: really being excited to be a superhero.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it's corny. I think that's nerdy
Speaker 1: to me. Similis well. Anyway, the corny guy has also
Speaker 1: shown me how regular life can be and how much
Speaker 1: I enjoy that not corny being regular. Not the regular
Speaker 1: nigger be a corny. The regular niggas aren't corny. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's but you know, I like a lot of Amazon
Speaker 1: up a usp a day, my type. Okay, but that
Speaker 1: to me is a regular nigga, not like nigga. I
Speaker 1: just think corny has been used so much. And I
Speaker 1: mean I know that they've like corny guys wear their
Speaker 1: work clothes to a happy hour and stay out in
Speaker 1: them all night. They wear suits to the club, things
Speaker 1: like that. They don't really have swag, they don't know
Speaker 1: how to dress, but they got money so you could
Speaker 1: like take them out, which is why I guess Russell
Speaker 1: Wilson gets that. Yeah, I think that. Like what I
Speaker 1: don't like about Russell Wilson. The Twitter argument is like, oh,
Speaker 1: because he loves his wife, he's corny, Like yeah, no, No,
Speaker 1: it's the way he looks that bake account look good.
Speaker 1: It's his overall vibe. I'll date a corny nigga with
Speaker 1: a Russell Wilson. But that's the thing. You can love
Speaker 1: and cherish your wife. And do you think people call
Speaker 1: John Legend corny. He's a family man. I never hear
Speaker 1: them do that. He got his own vibe, But like
Speaker 1: Russell William Wilson kind of don't. There's something about him
Speaker 1: that's corny. Okay, he's not as extroverty maybe so, maybe
Speaker 1: because he's a little worm and serious. But like John Legends,
Speaker 1: another black man that I'm thinking about that's a family
Speaker 1: guide to us. Who else is someone anyway? Okay, so
Speaker 1: let's see the other one. You know.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you a whole, take take whoever
Speaker 2: love on you to me. I still believe that hose
Speaker 2: should be with hoes because they understand each other.
Speaker 1: It's the most fun relationship.
Speaker 2: I think hose need to be with hoes. Corny niggas
Speaker 2: need to be with Corny.
Speaker 1: And hoes being with hose well, Like, Okay, corny niggas
Speaker 1: always asked me, like if they've heard me talk about
Speaker 1: having a sugar daddy, they're like super invested on what
Speaker 1: I had to do or what that means. Well, because
Speaker 1: that's a different lifestyle that they don't know about. These
Speaker 1: these even regular niggas know. Like, for example, a regular
Speaker 1: nigga may not know about that himself, but like at
Speaker 1: least he's seen enough or done enough or been around
Speaker 1: enough to where he'll like laugh and joke with me
Speaker 1: about it and get it. But corny niggas have lived
Speaker 1: such a sheltered life that they don't understand. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. Give me one of them then, I
Speaker 1: don't want nobody to know what the hell out of
Speaker 1: date in my pad, But I know I do think
Speaker 1: corny niggas can work out again, if you're looking to,
Speaker 1: like slow down, I think they'll they'll help you slow down.
Speaker 1: The only problem with corny niggas is back you have
Speaker 1: to sale bore you. Corny niggas will bore you. I
Speaker 1: could do regular niggas all day.
Speaker 2: Unless you have some corny elements about you, like maybe
Speaker 2: you like sea turtles, So now y'all could go to
Speaker 2: sea World.
Speaker 1: Together, and shit, you know, I don't fucking know. Maybe
Speaker 1: you really tried to pull it out there. I tried, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help. Now here's one that specifically for Mandy.
Speaker 1: They didn't say that, But do you ever get the
Speaker 1: poison taste when you eat a guy's ass? And what
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: Umm, ain't gonna hold you, like, I've had some really
Speaker 2: good experiences eating ass. The poison taste, no, but like
Speaker 2: I'm sure if they ship that day, you might taste
Speaker 2: something that's not skin like.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's saying metalic. Maybe metalic. Maybe she's thinking it's
Speaker 1: supposed to taste like a penny. Time. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: there's a I looked up rimming and a few people
Speaker 1: say that eatn't ask tastes like pennies.
Speaker 2: That's probably when they're ship there. To me, it tastes
Speaker 2: like skin, skin and hair, hairy skin. Sometimes it's some
Speaker 2: hair down there that you gotta get past.
Speaker 1: But oh wait, Charlottagne talked about that. To me, I'm
Speaker 1: looking to taste something. You should probably smell something. Maybe
Speaker 1: I can see why it would taste like copper. Have
Speaker 1: you taste it. I'm not gonna lieta bring this up
Speaker 1: on the record, but.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie if if it tastes like anything,
Speaker 2: that means it smell like something, which means you shouldn't
Speaker 2: be eating it.
Speaker 1: That's not true that because Lucy could taste like something.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you about the asshole. We're not talking about
Speaker 2: the pussy. Okay, okay, I'm talking about the asshole. If
Speaker 2: I go down there and it smells like something, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lick it. I'm gonna go right back up
Speaker 2: to the gouchen, back to the balls and go back
Speaker 2: up now because I'm sniffing down there.
Speaker 1: If I don't smell nothing, then I eat it. I
Speaker 1: ain't really been down there, and be like, oh, I
Speaker 1: can tell what you hate today. So you've got instances
Speaker 1: where you smell it. What's it smell?
Speaker 2: It smells like sh No, not even if it smells
Speaker 2: like shit, like sometimes it'll smell like musty.
Speaker 1: And if it smell musty, I ain't going down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, like maybe you didn't shower before you
Speaker 2: got here or like. And that depends on if you
Speaker 2: know we've been out today or whatever the case may be.
Speaker 1: M M. If I go down here and I smell anything,
Speaker 1: I'm not going through. I hate when niggas want to
Speaker 1: eat my ass. After doubt, I guess.
Speaker 2: So, oh you know, I let them licking and I
Speaker 2: push their head away. I'll be running, get the fuck
Speaker 2: out my I don't want you to have that memory.
Speaker 1: Yeah me, neither. You know what I'm saying, Like, I
Speaker 1: just want you to farted.
Speaker 2: And you knew you was about to have sex, and
Speaker 2: so before you went in the bedroom, you just kept
Speaker 2: opening your butt cheeks to make sure all the air
Speaker 2: was out of your ass.
Speaker 1: Cheek.
Speaker 2: I did, because I'll be scared that the fart's fumes
Speaker 2: is gonna stay lingering in my butt cheek like captures it.
Speaker 1: Do you want to ever? Just be like do you
Speaker 1: should we mark this in case you want to remove this?
Speaker 1: I lift up, I lift up.
Speaker 2: Once she lift up the under this spread, I'll be
Speaker 2: walking around the house like moving this goddamn ask to
Speaker 2: make sure all the air bubbles is out from a crack,
Speaker 2: because I'd be like, oh.
Speaker 1: The things smell.
Speaker 2: You don't never move your ass sheets to get your
Speaker 2: fart smelled out of your butt.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, be like enough, Maybe as ain't
Speaker 1: big enough. Oh bitch, I'll be moving his ass like, okay,
Speaker 1: it shouldn't smell no more. You really don't do that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if anybody else does you have.
Speaker 2: A farty and you felt like it was wet so
Speaker 2: you just went into the bathroom get away?
Speaker 1: Why? Just because absolutely? He was like, let me make sure. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: same thing. Also, I'm gonna be real with you. I
Speaker 1: started like eating protein shakes, nasty and fart smell and
Speaker 1: I have I was like, I was like, maybe I
Speaker 1: won't be fit yn't ask. I was like, is that
Speaker 1: a fucking egg? Bitch? I don't like you're allergic. I
Speaker 1: cannot like, dude, I don't ship or fight around niggas.
Speaker 1: Did you faright around your ass? Oh? All the time? Bitch.
Speaker 1: I am a human being, so you're a woman. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's just are you serious right now? Absolutely? I'm dead ass. Seriously,
Speaker 1: I'd be laughing sometimes so hard a little will come out.
Speaker 1: I'll be like you baby, part.
Speaker 2: Niggas, I part, I'm a human fucking be now. When
Speaker 2: it's smell, breathe out that ass a little bit like
Speaker 2: my bad or. I would blame my cat body. You
Speaker 2: stay cast, nigga.
Speaker 1: I love blaming my cat when it's a smelly park
Speaker 1: but it's silent. I like this cat dance. You won't
Speaker 1: never blame Nina for your part. No, that's a real one. Fellas. Ladies,
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 2: Have an animal and you guess I told you, blame
Speaker 2: your motherfucking an.
Speaker 1: My mom, blame me. Can I ever tell you this?
Speaker 1: To know me? Not farting or shitting in front of
Speaker 1: niggas comes from my family life. We were in Miami.
Speaker 1: I remember it. I was like ten years old and
Speaker 1: I was on one bed. We were in a hotel,
Speaker 1: my parents were on the other and the fart came
Speaker 1: out and my dad goes Gila, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what that wasn't me, that was mom. And my mom
Speaker 1: doubled down and she was like, I never fart in
Speaker 1: front of your father. Stop lying. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: And I couldn't believe she blamed me. And I remember
Speaker 1: the next day she was like, I'm so sorry, sweetie,
Speaker 1: I never fart in front of daddy.
Speaker 2: So I just how, how how do you not fucking
Speaker 2: fart in front of people?
Speaker 1: Because and they've been together thirty something years.
Speaker 2: Just because you hold it in and keep it silent
Speaker 2: don't mean you ain't fart to leave the room.
Speaker 1: I don't like niggas parting in front of me either.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. Old Bay didn't do
Speaker 1: that shit either. He would leave the room or something.
Speaker 1: They'd be once or twice where I'd be like, was
Speaker 1: that you, and he'd be like I thought I had him.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. No, get comfortable with me, nigga, No,
Speaker 1: don't get that comfortable with me. Tell me your hope,
Speaker 1: streams and fears. Don't tell me your part is bitch. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: this one's an interesting one. How do you know if
Speaker 1: you're really horny or if you're just fucking the pain away.
Speaker 1: There's someone who is depressed that wrote us. I think
Speaker 1: it's when you want to have sex because you want
Speaker 1: to forget something, you know, that feeling. Yeah, I when
Speaker 1: I'm really horny, I'm masturbating. I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Horny, I'm I'm into even just busting off porn masturbating.
Speaker 1: I realize actually now.
Speaker 2: That I'm not as horny as I am just wanting
Speaker 2: intimate touch because I have the options to fuck people,
Speaker 2: and I'm literally not so because I'm not I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I know that I want to have sex with reason,
Speaker 2: and I think we've talked about that too. You're on
Speaker 2: the podcast like having sex just to fucking have sex.
Speaker 2: I'm not in that space anymore.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I think if you get to the point where you're
Speaker 2: only wanting to have sex just to have something to do,
Speaker 2: that's where you're not warning.
Speaker 1: You're probably just to me, that's like trying to fill
Speaker 1: a voice. It's almost like drinking. Like you know, when
Speaker 1: you're going through a phase or where you're trying to
Speaker 1: drink to forget pain. Yes, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like for.
Speaker 2: Me or or I mean, there's a lot of things
Speaker 2: there can be if you're just blowing money, like shopping
Speaker 2: excessively because there's that, there's drugs, there's you're going out
Speaker 2: and partying all times of night, just because you don't
Speaker 2: want to be alone.
Speaker 1: Like, there's.
Speaker 2: Definite ways that you know that you're doing something to
Speaker 2: run away from time.
Speaker 1: I definitely went through all of those. I think when
Speaker 1: I was when I first moved to New York, I
Speaker 1: f through depression and that was awful because then I
Speaker 1: would feel empty. Then I went through the phase of
Speaker 1: drinking and partying, and now I'm not depressed right now.
Speaker 1: But I'll notice at this age it's shopping and it's
Speaker 1: and it's a shopping habit so bad that I can't
Speaker 1: walk down certain streets. Oh yeah, that's bad. Oh it
Speaker 1: was really bad. I think it was. You might need
Speaker 1: to go to shoppers Anonymous, twenty twenty one. Oh, bitch
Speaker 1: was bad, there was. It was so bad. I was
Speaker 1: walking Nina through Broadway in Prince Street where the protest
Speaker 1: store is walked inside and the nigga that helps me in.
Speaker 1: There was like, girl, you don't need none else. That's bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really bad. Now they made commissions. He's bad. Probably
Speaker 1: likes when you come in. So when you got a problem,
Speaker 1: there was that. There's also now to this point, I
Speaker 1: even made an Instagram Wheezy's closet because I have so
Speaker 1: many pieces of clothing that I don't wear. I have
Speaker 1: so much crazy, so much excess. I think that I
Speaker 1: only have two bedroom houses in both cities because of clothes.
Speaker 1: That's that's not it's really bad. It's so much stuff
Speaker 1: with tags on it. I had a woman come recently
Speaker 1: in to help me organize.
Speaker 2: The same and you did, Yeah, Mike cleaner nose a
Speaker 2: woman's shelter, So ticket to the woman's she's so good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just get rid of it. My best
Speaker 1: tip she gave me. So she said two things to me,
Speaker 1: which was a little scary. She was like in her fifties,
Speaker 1: like a Dutch woman. And for me to hire somebody
Speaker 1: white and that much money, you know, she had to
Speaker 1: be the best. I'm just gonna say it. She said, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you went through a breakup or
Speaker 1: what's been going on with you. But all of these
Speaker 1: clothes have tags, which leads me to believe that you
Speaker 1: just go out shop throw it in here, and you
Speaker 1: just need to do that to get through your day.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Okay, that's scary, because it's true.
Speaker 1: We went through a bunch of shit. She gave me
Speaker 1: a great tip. She said, you have to take pictures
Speaker 1: of the outfits. Remember you have them made a folder
Speaker 1: of my phone. That was dope. So we took a
Speaker 1: bunch of pictures on how to pair them, and she
Speaker 1: was like, go through this when you're looking for clothes
Speaker 1: and you won't make a mess. The other tip she
Speaker 1: gave me was every time you walk out of a room,
Speaker 1: have something in your hand to put back in the
Speaker 1: next place. So if you're in a messy room, she's like,
Speaker 1: don't be scared about oh my god, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to clean. Just say, okay, this belongs in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: We bring this here, this belongs in living room. I'll
Speaker 1: bring this here. This let me hang up, Just take
Speaker 1: something and bring something back every time to clean up.
Speaker 1: Doing that's a good tis that's one. But yeah, So
Speaker 1: I say all that to say, you should know, bitch,
Speaker 1: I think you're just come on. If you're depressed and
Speaker 1: you don't care about the person you're fucking with, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're depressed and you're just like whatever, I have
Speaker 1: a free two hours, then you know you're not hoing.
Speaker 1: This one's a cool one. Best ways to respect a
Speaker 1: partner in an open relationship, that's for you, bitch. I
Speaker 1: ain't have been in an open relationship. I think for me,
Speaker 1: everybody is pretty open in an open relationship about their
Speaker 1: hard nos. And I think the hardest thing to do
Speaker 1: in an open relationship is be honest. Damn that's the hardest.
Speaker 1: I think that's any relationship. I think. I think that's
Speaker 1: the hardest thing open relationship. Honest they do. And why
Speaker 1: I say did, because I mean women to everybody. But
Speaker 1: sometimes the basis of an open relationship is honesty, but
Speaker 1: we know that another big layer in the big cond
Speaker 1: of it is jealousy. Yep, we don't want to know that,
Speaker 1: you know we're going to be forgotten about it. We
Speaker 1: don't want to lose you. We're both trying not to
Speaker 1: lose each other. And so one person is asking for honesty.
Speaker 1: The other person doesn't want to tell you the truth
Speaker 1: because they think they'll lose you. So this is what
Speaker 1: ends up happening in open relationships. That was the failure
Speaker 1: of mine, for sure. He knew that he could go
Speaker 1: out and fuck women, but was scared that if he
Speaker 1: told me I would get angry. Was scared that I
Speaker 1: was saying, go do it, and it was really like
Speaker 1: a test for him. So there was really no real
Speaker 1: trust in there, I realize now, and I didn't know
Speaker 1: that till the end. So I think the best way
Speaker 1: is to respect your partners, have them being truly honest
Speaker 1: on what they can handle. For example, I think something
Speaker 1: I told him that was my most honest thing was
Speaker 1: like even if I ask you for all the details,
Speaker 1: don't give them.
Speaker 2: That was something but that to me, That to me
Speaker 2: is that that's plain too. You can't ask somebody for
Speaker 2: something that you don't really want.
Speaker 1: No, I would say, like be open with me, but
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to ever pick and pull.
Speaker 1: I know I can't handle it. So if I'm asking
Speaker 1: for all the details, let's just I don't really mean
Speaker 1: why would you ask for all the details? Wh wouldn't you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just saying, like, maybe I'll
Speaker 1: have a vulnerable moment where I want more details, but
Speaker 1: if I do, I'm not being my true self.
Speaker 2: But then you couldn't hold it against him if he
Speaker 2: actually gave you what you asked for.
Speaker 1: That's why I said, I don't think I can handle this.
Speaker 1: So even if I'm doing that, this isn't what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's tricky. It is tricky.
Speaker 2: Sit here and be like, but even if I ask
Speaker 2: you for something, don't give it to me, because I
Speaker 2: may in that moment may not mean that. That's that's
Speaker 2: tricky as fuck to give someone the space.
Speaker 1: To kind of read your mind. I think that what
Speaker 1: started to happen through him telling me details was maybe
Speaker 1: I was forming a jealousy that I didn't know. Like
Speaker 1: knowing that he fucked someone last night doesn't bother me,
Speaker 1: but sometimes I would feel jealous once in a blue
Speaker 1: that's too often, and I would want to know more.
Speaker 1: But I don't know why. I guess I wanted to
Speaker 1: know that it wasn't as good as me, or maybe
Speaker 1: I wanted to hear something go wrong. It's this weird
Speaker 1: thing I was doing. So I was like, let's stick
Speaker 1: to what we first said. We don't need to do details,
Speaker 1: no exchanging of names and all this bullshit of the night, like,
Speaker 1: let's just be honest and tell each other. If he's
Speaker 1: never asked me for details, but I was he could
Speaker 1: just listen to the podcast, but he never. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think he wanted to. I don't think he
Speaker 1: was interested in it. As much as I look through
Speaker 1: a shit towards the end relationship, I know he didn't.
Speaker 1: The only thing he watched that I asked him to
Speaker 1: was sex cells. Okay, but that's also because I don't
Speaker 1: talk about sex on there, right, And so for me
Speaker 1: knowing that a man that I'm seeing could watch me
Speaker 1: detailed relationships with other men, it's tough for sure. The
Speaker 1: live show is not really because I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: performing a little bit, even though it's real life. It's
Speaker 1: not like this.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy because I was just told that recently.
Speaker 2: But my ex we had a conversation recently.
Speaker 1: And has he ever come to a horrible decisions live show? Okay?
Speaker 2: And he said it would be difficult sometimes with being
Speaker 2: with me because he didn't know if I was performing.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what do you mean And he's like, well,
Speaker 2: I know how you tell stories and the things that
Speaker 2: you share on your show. So there would be sometimes
Speaker 2: we would be doing something and I didn't know if
Speaker 2: you were doing it just to have a story to tell,
Speaker 2: or just to be able to perform it later, or
Speaker 2: if it was something you even really wanted to do,
Speaker 2: or if you were doing it out of being this
Speaker 2: performative person.
Speaker 1: And I was like wow, I was like, crude, nigga,
Speaker 1: I do what the fuck I want to do? When
Speaker 1: you think of all the things that you do with
Speaker 1: someone that I don't make the podcast.
Speaker 2: We went to bars, the sex clubs, different people that
Speaker 2: I brought in, and to know that because he knows
Speaker 2: I share these things that he felt sometimes I was
Speaker 2: doing it to be performative and to have something to
Speaker 2: share later.
Speaker 1: I was like, think, my relationship with you wasn't for
Speaker 1: research purpose? What would you do differently? Like do you
Speaker 1: think I've told you? And I've talked about this on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I actually asked for a consent with the
Speaker 1: with like new sexual experiences with old Bay, not so
Speaker 1: much because we were so we were together for a long
Speaker 1: time and I knew he was okay with it, But
Speaker 1: with new partners.
Speaker 2: I haven't had any new partners, right, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: what would you do different?
Speaker 1: Would you?
Speaker 2: He would still, I would like to know that someone
Speaker 2: accepts me for me. You either gonna make a story
Speaker 2: or not. I was just with a nigga from the
Speaker 2: past and I was telling him about the project we're
Speaker 2: working on and I'm like, don't worry you not any
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, as a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: might add you in it, but.
Speaker 1: I don't know where you But I said you ain't
Speaker 1: got you ain't in.
Speaker 2: It, and he was like okay. But like he asked
Speaker 2: me about the project and I told him, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like some guys want to be mentioned bad.
Speaker 2: I agree with and I don't really liked it, but
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I used to think me that he was sucking the
Speaker 1: shit out of me so I could talk about it. See,
Speaker 1: so you thought he was being performative. It was just
Speaker 1: so like he talked so much shit to me sometimes
Speaker 1: during sex. And I was like, now you want me
Speaker 1: to tell somebody. I mean, you did. He had a
Speaker 1: whole name on the podcast you did. But I don't
Speaker 1: think it was for that. I think we all kind
Speaker 1: of do that to ourselves. I'm just surprised that your
Speaker 1: ex said that to you, because when you're with someone
Speaker 1: all the time, we have so many experiences that we
Speaker 1: don't talk about so many And that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you know, how much I didn't bring
Speaker 1: to the pie, Like what the fun? But whatever, That's
Speaker 1: what he thought. Also, the other thing that's interesting too,
Speaker 1: is like, if you give someone an alias, do you
Speaker 1: really have to tell them? But the reason that I
Speaker 1: think I do is because, let's be real, if I
Speaker 1: kick it with a nigga a few times, people see
Speaker 1: me out. We're in New York, LA, You're in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: These are cities where fans are at, or if they're famous,
Speaker 1: their fans are at, They're gonna figure it out. I
Speaker 1: talked about a flea bargain, nigga meditating and bitches brown out.
Speaker 2: I mean, but that I think that that depends because
Speaker 2: like I was just in Atlanta, and every night I
Speaker 2: was with a different nigga.
Speaker 1: The people who came up to me that were fans
Speaker 1: maybe said every night I was with a different niggas.
Speaker 1: It was my homies. They were all my friends. They
Speaker 1: weren't anybody that.
Speaker 2: I was having any sexual relations with. And the fans
Speaker 2: that saw me in Magic City, that saw me at night.
Speaker 1: Is that's true. That's true. That's nobody has.
Speaker 2: Thought that just because I'm with a guy, that this
Speaker 2: is someone I talked to. Now I've been well going
Speaker 2: to the nude beach with Soulmate. I met a nude
Speaker 2: beach with a person that is similar to who I've described.
Speaker 2: So in intimate settings, yes, but when I'm just out
Speaker 2: and I'm with a dude, I haven't had really fans
Speaker 2: assume that that particular person is anybody really, especially in Atlanta,
Speaker 2: which is where I run into the most fans the
Speaker 2: whore Hide.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, Atlantanta.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I was in an uber recently and a girl was
Speaker 1: like this, only in Atlanta do I get recognized that
Speaker 1: ubers like this? And it turned around She's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. She's like I had be some old last
Speaker 1: week and she's like telling me how she listens to
Speaker 1: our podcast when she does longer drives. She was like,
Speaker 1: I always ask people if it's okay, and then she said,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you look like. Actually, Oh, I
Speaker 1: was like I just knew your voice. Oh I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie when I get in ubers in Atlanta.
Speaker 2: I don't even talk on the phone because I know
Speaker 2: that I don't want none of my business out in
Speaker 2: the streets. I just been there listening to my airpots.
Speaker 2: I'll be trying to be quiet. I get spotted in Atlanta.
Speaker 2: When I opened my fucking mouth, I heard you.
Speaker 1: I knew it was you.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe, but I was just happened right at
Speaker 2: Atlanta station. Damn God, they've heard me before they saw me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, like, I guess we made running on
Speaker 1: our voices for a living. But I mean, I'm anyway.
Speaker 1: It all right. Let's get into our home mail. Oh,
Speaker 1: this one's a fuck.
Speaker 2: By the way, guys, if you have a home mail,
Speaker 2: please please please send it over to Horrible Decisions at
Speaker 2: gmail dot com. And we will not say your motherfucking name.
Speaker 2: We gonna keep it anonymous. We never say names, and
Speaker 2: I don't know why I always say, don't say my name.
Speaker 2: We ain't gonna say your name. I think I only
Speaker 2: read it when it's like something like lonely and yeah,
Speaker 2: don't We're not gonna say your name. But sen in Yo,
Speaker 2: Uh send in your picture though, okay? So hi man,
Speaker 2: first and foremost, I love y'all.
Speaker 1: No, seriously, I'm not sure how I found horrible decisions,
Speaker 1: but I found it during a breakup. And let's just say,
Speaker 1: you guys have put me onto a lot. Well, we're happy.
Speaker 1: I feel liberated and so much more comfortable with my sexuality.
Speaker 1: This email isn't about that. I'll keep it short. I promise. Well,
Speaker 1: you did it a year ago I met a sex dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do it on a sex site. Don't judge.
Speaker 1: I just got out of a ten year relationship and
Speaker 1: sex site like OnlyFans. Maybe she means like a fed life. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got out of a ten year relationship, but my
Speaker 1: pussy was growling. We met up once. This sex was good,
Speaker 1: but I didn't think i'd hit him up again. My
Speaker 1: friends talked me into reaching out, and after the second session,
Speaker 1: I was hooked. He lives two and a half hours
Speaker 1: away from me in another state and would travel once,
Speaker 1: sometimes twice a week to fuck. Before you ask Mandy,
Speaker 1: he has a good job, children and a place of
Speaker 1: his own, and he made time for my sexual needs.
Speaker 1: Here's where things got tricky, and here's where you didn't
Speaker 1: keep it short. Just when I thought things were staying platonic.
Speaker 1: I started to catch feelings. I started to notice he
Speaker 1: would go out of his way to do small things
Speaker 1: for me, and I started seeing him in a different light.
Speaker 1: I'll give a few examples. One I noticed when he
Speaker 1: brought me a pear. Now hear me out, here's a backstory.
Speaker 1: One night he came over and I was eating a pear,
Speaker 1: and he told me it was his favorite fruit. I
Speaker 1: felt bad that I didn't offer are so simple? I
Speaker 1: was a pair like the and the next linkup, he
Speaker 1: brought a pair from his house for me. At first
Speaker 1: I thought it was weird. Then I thought, well, that
Speaker 1: was sweet. Whether you did that or not, I was
Speaker 1: jo the bear. That was sweet. Keep going, bitch as
Speaker 1: someone that likes simple things. Bitch, I'm judging this shit
Speaker 1: out of you. Did you say, don't judge me? Oh well,
Speaker 1: too late, hope. The next link up, he brought a
Speaker 1: pair from his house, and at first I thought it
Speaker 1: was weird. It was so sweet. Whether you did that
Speaker 1: or not, I was still gonna fuck. And the second example,
Speaker 1: he goes out of his way to give really good massages.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking, okay. He offered a massage after the
Speaker 1: last time we linked up caressed me and asked where
Speaker 1: my tender spots were to make me feel catered to,
Speaker 1: and the last one was after care he asked me
Speaker 1: to be his Valentine. We both got gifts and did
Speaker 1: a nice exchange, and he would definitely text me every
Speaker 1: now and then to nothing sex related. For the text.
Speaker 1: One day, I decided to ask him what he thought
Speaker 1: about getting to know one another. He gave me two responses.
Speaker 1: His first was that he'd be open to it, and
Speaker 1: then he asked if I thought our sex was too
Speaker 1: intimate and that he wanted to keep it platonic. Ooh,
Speaker 1: all of that after the pair? Babe, who would have known?
Speaker 1: After that weird talk, I said, being friends his own sucks,
Speaker 1: but the dick was too good to give up. That's
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: The Dick's so good and there amazing thought the pair
Speaker 2: was a gift and it was just there.
Speaker 1: Fast forward, I decided to inter just fucking, I should
Speaker 1: start talking and dating other people. I ended up meeting
Speaker 1: someone and told the original guy that we should take
Speaker 1: a break, and I started feeling the guy was dating
Speaker 1: and I don't like fucking more than one person at
Speaker 1: once because there's too many STDs. After I told him
Speaker 1: about the break, he understood and kept in touch. I
Speaker 1: felt like we actually texted and bonded then even more before. Eventually,
Speaker 1: because he just wanted to be platanic girl, I eventually
Speaker 1: tried to have sex with him again. He was excited
Speaker 1: to have me back around, but before we were able
Speaker 1: to schedule our next session, he confessed to me that
Speaker 1: he has herpes too, which is genital herpes, and that
Speaker 1: he doesn't know when or where he got it, and
Speaker 1: that I may have it. He said sorry and said
Speaker 1: he felt like an idiot for friend zoning me, and
Speaker 1: I was confused because we hadn't had sex in three months.
Speaker 1: Got myself checked out. After I got my results, I
Speaker 1: called him to figure out what happened. After talking with him,
Speaker 1: found out that he's been had this during the entire year.
Speaker 1: I was only fucking him and we fucked raw eighty
Speaker 1: percent of the time. I truly trusted him and we
Speaker 1: were fucking so often. I never questioned his loyalty the
Speaker 1: entire conversation. I was in shock because I was talking
Speaker 1: to a completely different person than who he showed to me.
Speaker 1: Even cried on the phone and tried to give me
Speaker 1: these booboo stories about justifying his actions. After an hour,
Speaker 1: I blocked him. I missed him a lot, and I
Speaker 1: know there's no going back, but I have really bad
Speaker 1: trust issues. I've decided to take a few months off
Speaker 1: from dating you ladies, have any advice for starting to
Speaker 1: date again, and just to give you a timeline. He
Speaker 1: confessed this to me in December, and I don't have
Speaker 1: general heart beees. Wow, I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: Okay, So she broke up the word loyalty from the pause.
Speaker 1: I mean, how did we get to her?
Speaker 2: Well, she said she met him on a sex site
Speaker 2: and they hooked up the first time.
Speaker 1: So to me, this question of how.
Speaker 2: Do you date and the idea that you don't want
Speaker 2: to fuck multiple people at the same time because of STDs.
Speaker 2: Yet you were platonically fucking someone casually who didn't even
Speaker 2: live in your state that you didn't have any exclusivity with.
Speaker 2: Y'all barely spoke because after fucking a certain amount of times,
Speaker 2: then you said we should get to know each other.
Speaker 2: You started connecting yourself emotionally based off of just sex.
Speaker 1: But the only thing he did wrong was the Valentine.
Speaker 1: Other than that, this is all her vault. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie.
Speaker 2: That's where I'm just like the idea that now, too,
Speaker 2: you're trying to figure out how to date safely or
Speaker 2: whatever the case may be, when this casual sex partner
Speaker 2: didn't start.
Speaker 1: Off that way like you like you are just as.
Speaker 2: Sustainable to catch STDs with just fucking one person who
Speaker 2: you're not exclusive with.
Speaker 1: Then if you're fucking multiple people, I'm glad that you
Speaker 1: don't have it. But you're basically saying how to start
Speaker 1: dating again. I don't think you were dating in the
Speaker 1: first place.
Speaker 2: You weren't dating. You were having casual sex, and then
Speaker 2: because he couldn't confusing, he didn't give you what you
Speaker 2: wanted beyond the casual sex. So then you took a
Speaker 2: pause from that to just go find somebody else. But
Speaker 2: then you also said you started to like I think
Speaker 2: that you involve yourself emotionally.
Speaker 1: Although you're probably leading with.
Speaker 2: The fact that I just got out of a ten
Speaker 2: year relationship, maybe you're leaning into that you don't really
Speaker 2: want something out the gate, maybe you don't know how to,
Speaker 2: and then you're doing something casual and then want something later.
Speaker 1: I will say this, I'm not judging you for catching feelings.
Speaker 1: And now that I think about it, if the dick
Speaker 1: was that good, I might have brought up the pairs too,
Speaker 1: But that like you holding on to those little things,
Speaker 1: lets you know that you really that it was really good, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was good, bitch, that's how he got the herbes.
Speaker 1: Passing that good as dick around. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: think it's and at least he told you, I mean,
Speaker 1: right it is, said wait, oh sorry, she said he
Speaker 1: knew it for a year before, never mind that he
Speaker 1: been had it, he just decided to share. I can't
Speaker 1: believe he was fucking and didn't even communicate it. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like that's common in casual sex,
Speaker 2: if you're going into something not asking anybody about themselves
Speaker 2: about their their past, their sexual history. All she went
Speaker 2: in with it was I just got out of a
Speaker 2: ten year relationship, met this guy on a sex site.
Speaker 2: We hit it off the first night and kept fucking
Speaker 2: even though he lived in another state. There was really
Speaker 2: no action to getting more out of that relationship.
Speaker 1: You're one hundred percent somebody that attaches after set me
Speaker 1: to I could tell from even reading that, like, you're
Speaker 1: someone that attached you start to grow the feelings based
Speaker 1: on the sex, and so I think for you, the
Speaker 1: most conducive way to get a relationship and start dating
Speaker 1: again is to not have sex or think about sex
Speaker 1: initially when you're going on these dates with these partners.
Speaker 1: I agree, Maybe you have a fuck buddy and actually
Speaker 1: actively date so that you can focus on connecting with
Speaker 1: someone emotionally and not being so obsessed with when is
Speaker 1: it going to happen, bringing the sex in the middle
Speaker 1: of it, and then trying to learn each other. Kind
Speaker 1: of how we said earlier with the unpopular opinion, Wait,
Speaker 1: I agree, let it grow.
Speaker 2: I agree also this what that shit was long that
Speaker 2: you I was surprised, though I had to lube up,
Speaker 2: but also I understood every word you didn't like.
Speaker 1: That's not like you be reading fast as fun when
Speaker 1: you be getting a long ass home. And I was
Speaker 1: because she tricked me, she said, if she was gonna
Speaker 1: keep it short, I'm out of breath now. Well, y'all,
Speaker 1: thank y'all for tuning in.
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Speaker 2: I guess we'll start off with a quick little ketchup
Speaker 2: because y'all, we don't really get to talk current events,
Speaker 2: but we about to talk current events today. Okay, but
Speaker 2: I guess the ketchup? Do you wanna do you wanna
Speaker 2: start withy with what's been young? I got some brand
Speaker 2: new big news talk yo. I well, I'm almost a homeowner.
Speaker 1: I had been looking to buy something for like the
Speaker 1: last two or three years. And the way that I
Speaker 1: became a homeowner almost because I'm in escrow. Is crazy
Speaker 1: because so I went to where I was going to
Speaker 1: go to Vegas to see Usher for my birthday with
Speaker 1: the guy that I've been dating, and then something happened
Speaker 1: with one of the dates he had a script to
Speaker 1: finish son. I was gonna go to Cabo with Nina
Speaker 1: by myself, and I was like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: could go on vacation whenever I want with this damn dog.
Speaker 1: Let me spend my special day with my parents. So
Speaker 1: I flew to Orlando and I didn't want to stay
Speaker 1: with my mom, so I got an airbnb downtown This
Speaker 1: is how this happened, wow, and three hundred dollars a
Speaker 1: night to stay at downtown Orlando. And I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: this is trash, Like why am I spending so much?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: And I couldn't believe that they were charging that much
Speaker 1: for what they did for what the apartment was. So
Speaker 1: I was like, don't we just look on Zillo. I
Speaker 1: found a one bedroom for one nine right, and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, this is cheap, mind you one ninety
Speaker 1: nine right, that's very the down payment for the houses
Speaker 1: that I've been looking at around La and New York
Speaker 1: that I would need twenty percent down, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me see it tomorrow. Woke up eight am on
Speaker 1: my birthday, worked out with Enoch, saw my dad. We
Speaker 1: were we had breakfast together, then had a spat day
Speaker 1: with Jewel, then ate with my parents for lunch, and
Speaker 1: then around four pm I went to see this apartment,
Speaker 1: one bedroom right one nine nine. I was like, eh,
Speaker 1: and then she shows me a two for another forty,
Speaker 1: which per mortgage, that's nothing, right, bro, When I tell
Speaker 1: you I looked in it, Mandy. It took me maybe
Speaker 1: thirty seconds, and I was like, I think the girl
Speaker 1: even looked at me like, but do you even I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I think I'm gonna take it,
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, you want to see the
Speaker 1: gym in the pool? I'm like no, Like how many
Speaker 1: parking spaces do I get? Like, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take this. And my mom and Enoch were with me
Speaker 1: and they're looking at me like this is moving too quick.
Speaker 1: But literally, in my brain I have I don't know,
Speaker 1: some of you guys will remember when I had a
Speaker 1: sugar daddy, and I'll just be very transparent with numbers
Speaker 1: because I feel like for the sake of telling this story,
Speaker 1: it's important. He gave me ten thousand dollars to invest
Speaker 1: and told me if I grew it, he would give
Speaker 1: me another ten. So at that point in time in
Speaker 1: two thousand and seventeen, that account had about twenty five K.
Speaker 1: Today that account has seventy. It just keeps vesting and
Speaker 1: I forget about it a lot. It's on it's an
Speaker 1: e trade account. That's how he was doing stocks today.
Speaker 1: I use Robin Hood with Ian Dunlap, right, So it's
Speaker 1: just sitting there and sitting there and you can take
Speaker 1: money out of if anyone's listening. Like when I left
Speaker 1: T Mobile, I have an account that has like maybe
Speaker 1: twenty in there, and it's an IRA and you can
Speaker 1: take money out of there without penalty if you have
Speaker 1: a death, an emergency, or you're purchasing a home. So
Speaker 1: now together with these accounts, it's almost one hundred that
Speaker 1: I don't look at, right, And I'm like, I'll just
Speaker 1: use that when I'm buying a crib, right, So literally
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy this house forgetting, you know what I
Speaker 1: mean with money that I just was letting sent there.
Speaker 1: So I told her, I want to like try to
Speaker 1: offer as low as I can. I looked up some
Speaker 1: of the ways that the apartment works. So in New York,
Speaker 1: the largest issue with me purchasing a property is you
Speaker 1: have to live there for one to two years before
Speaker 1: you can sublet, and a lot of the other rules
Speaker 1: with New York is that you can only sublet for
Speaker 1: a certain amount of time. So what if I end
Speaker 1: up having a kid? What if I fall in love
Speaker 1: in La? Like, what am I going to do? This
Speaker 1: apartment is downtown Orlando. I'm not gonna obviously say what
Speaker 1: building it is. Maybe I will because I'll need you
Speaker 1: all niggas AIRBNBA. So here's what my plan is. This
Speaker 1: is where niggas can get up the apartment half owned
Speaker 1: by owners, half owned by the building. If an owner
Speaker 1: wants to rent it immediately after they buy it, they can.
Speaker 1: You can either rent it on your own, collect rent
Speaker 1: on your own, or give the building five percent of
Speaker 1: your earnings and they'll give you maintenance, they'll collect the rent,
Speaker 1: they'll run the credit check. And I was like that's lick, Like, bro,
Speaker 1: I might want to get another one in this bitch
Speaker 1: if it works out. So she's like, yeah, we'll take
Speaker 1: care of everything. If they don't pay, we'll kick them out.
Speaker 1: It's we take five percent of the rent. My mortgage
Speaker 1: is going to be like eighteen and the average for
Speaker 1: two bedrooms in there's twenty two to fifty. So how
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start. I'm an Airbnb to shit. And today
Speaker 1: Timmy's that I saw the fines. I looked it up.
Speaker 1: The fines are three hundred dollars every time you get
Speaker 1: caught up to five times, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a dub bitch. My apartment that I'm getting has
Speaker 1: a side entrance, so they'll never see the Airbnb people,
Speaker 1: and I don't know we're gonna see. I found a
Speaker 1: management company. They take they take ten percent of your
Speaker 1: Airbnb earnings to give you the maid. So here here's
Speaker 1: the thing. You gotta be worried. Give me the tips
Speaker 1: when building. When buildings, especially if anyone's listening with Airbnb.
Speaker 2: So when buildings have strict regulations on whether you can
Speaker 2: or cannot Airbnb, they literally pay either a third party
Speaker 2: or they're look for to look to look for the
Speaker 2: postings and they're able to tell so unfortunately a lot
Speaker 2: of times because
Speaker 1: They know that's how I got caught when I was
Speaker 1: Airbnb and the Sugar Addy