WEBVTT - EP 315: Givin’ The People What They WANT 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:08.840 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision. We 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:14.080 reach the Climax, y'all, announcing our Climax Tour. We are 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:16.239 going to be going all over the country and Canada 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.200 East coast, Midwest, West coast South. Mandy's going to tell 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:21.040 you all about how to secure your tickets because I'm 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.279 telling y'all you don't want to let this sell out. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:24.680 Y'all heard it right. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:30.080 We are hitting sixteen cities for the official Climax Tour, 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.279 brought to you by Horrible Decisions. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.680 Y'all do not want to miss out our patrons. While 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.960 I first did Tuesday and Wednesday. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:43.240 To purchase pre sell tickets with a special code giving 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.760 out only on Patreon, and tickets will be available for 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:51.720 everybody this Friday, April twenty eighth at or hive dot com. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.200 You do not want to miss out. Tickets are short 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:54.880 of sell out. 0:00:54.960 --> 0:01:00.280 And we want the Horhive presence loud and proud now again. 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:04.680 Tickets going sell this Friday, April twenty eighth. See there, Now, 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:09.720 let's get to the show. Hello, guys, welcome to another 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:11.760 episode of Horrid Blas. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:15.640 This is the old I'm glad you guys like that. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.959 Does they we love and when I do that, shiit bitch, 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.039 I don't really know, you know what I mean? They 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.399 like it because it's given ot, it's giving French and 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.720 as you guys know, I'm going back. No bitch, Actually, 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.000 I think it's giving Haiti. Y'all know, I love my Haitian. 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:33.160 All my souls said, now, don't even be fucking Haiti. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:36.160 Niggas like me. So if anybody, my whole sister is 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:40.600 half Haitian, so are you fucking them? Where are they? Anyway? 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:46.000 It's giving queer Haitian beating. I'm weazy and y'all welcome 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:49.760 to another episode. It's another so low. We hope you're happy. 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:52.320 Solo Dello fanna talk some shit? We really only hear 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.480 solo because someone didn't show. But it's fine because we 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.320 actually are going to try to rebook because the gues 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.880 the guest is so big we can't talk shit because 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.760 what was the time that little person didn't show up? 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.720 I couldn't really say nothing, And then when we talked 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.840 a lot of that one. Yeah, but this other guest 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:08.800 a little too big for us. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.640 Not only that, do you know how ready I was 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:13.800 to come in and flirt with that bitch who wasn't 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.280 baby Bro, I know after her outfit at the ospital 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:19.880 was the fact that the fact that I would have 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.080 had to talk to you prior, like, Bro, this is 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:22.919 my turn to flirt. 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:25.520 I actually gonna compete on I'm gonna say this one thing. 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.400 The only it just made me think. The only guest 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.160 that I think was huge that canceled because one family 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.480 emergency find Yeah, that's that's It's a real thing. It 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:36.040 all happens to all of us that when it was 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.680 in Zan canceled three times. Zan canceled? Do we fly out? 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:39.840 Bro? 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:42.359 Did we not fly out? Twice? And I flew out 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.960 for this one. So we flew out twice to get 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:45.639 zaying on here. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.200 And I'm not gonna lie bitch when people still ask 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:49.040 my favorite author. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.640 She's still gettingnamed. But I pulled her a soldier. Now 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.799 she go after she not. I told you the Sister's 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:55.960 socialcy I found out, which is why I'm not really 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.480 a big Sister Sodier fan anymore. I forgot what you 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.600 said about it. So and this is no Apparently I 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:06.040 started to uncover this. So the Family of the Winter, 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:11.440 they well, Santiago got out of jail, so they're real families. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.320 Sister Soldia told the story of her family right in 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:18.560 a fictional way. No, it's pretty much real. So one 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:21.080 of the sisters was like, yo, basically saying, and this 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.120 is something she said to me. I was on the 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:27.320 subway looking at people read the books and like it 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.600 was embarrassing because it was like my family and my 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:34.600 life and this was all real. And so basically I 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.760 think she called into the Breakfast Club like ten or 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:40.400 fifteen years ago, basically asking Charlomagne for advice. And the 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.720 reason they couldn't read up on the book is because 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:44.720 and I could be fuzzy on the details here, but 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.520 like the family stopped communicating with Sister Soldia because of 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.400 what she did to them, and so they all of 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:53.480 the books that came after We're Midnight, right, we're fiction, 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.200 weren't real. I mean, I'm not. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:00.560 Gonna lie like and we ain't got it talk about 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.520 even the name of the show. We've sat here, we've 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:08.040 shared our lives, We've seen shows and other things being 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.840 made that seem like it could be very much us. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.640 We've given that story. So it's also, yeah, but it 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.880 ain't our cousin that made the TV show oh is 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:18.800 it the cousin is sister soldiers their cousin. I ain't 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.880 gonna hold you. I don't think I will be mad 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:25.400 hold on. Maybe I don't think that's one of the 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.600 most famous books of all time black and White. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.360 But but you don't know it's gonna be that famous 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:35.760 until it becomes famous. My thing is, I if I 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.919 know people in my life and I can create a 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:42.039 narrative pulling those things from my life, and I have 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:46.799 the wherewithal to write a fiction, nonfiction, whatever and include 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.320 my experience. I assume she was around enough to where 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:50.960 it was a part of her experience, She had a 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.360 first hand look, so to turn that into a book 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:58.040 or something creative, I don't think I would fully be mad, 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.720 especially when my name wasn't used. I think they only 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.160 got mad because she was able to profit and make. 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:04.640 A really good part. I don't know. For me, I 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:08.560 think like it's somewhat violating. And for example, like Kenya Barriss, 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:13.120 Blackish is based on his life right right now. Imagine 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.599 if Kenya was family members with someone else and just 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.800 was like their entire life and made a TV show 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:20.960 that's one of the best TV shows of all time. Right, 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:22.960 Sister Soul, Coldest Wind Ever is one of the best 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.960 books of all time. Like, and these are all based 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.680 off someone's life. Curb your enthusiasm one if Larry David like, 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.160 I don't know, I love Larry David. I think that's wrong. 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.120 Cracking up a dead little white man. I love watching 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.400 herb on the plane's fucking fun. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.120 Have you watched I don't even be really big enough 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.159 white niggas on here. And I'm gona say white niggas 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:42.480 because I heard everybody in the comments. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.720 So I don't know why you don't say white niggas. 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.400 But I'm gonna say white niggas just because we're a 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.360 family here that motherfuckers. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.000 I tell you, I'll tell you when white niggas need 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.200 to come in when we are new project that's coming 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.039 as big as that is. You're right, bet you. We 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:55.720 gonna have some white comedians on here. I ain't gonna 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.160 hold you. I love me some some Larry David. By 0:05:58.200 --> 0:05:59.919 the way, speaking to white people, I want you to 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.479 tell us people, tell us who are some white people 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.479 that you actually think would be fun? Because I really 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.560 loves Michael Rapperport and he was a great fit stops 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:11.839 there who else is for the people? Who said news 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:12.440 for the people. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.600 Everyone said that he does a great job with appreciating 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.240 the culture without appropriating it. 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:20.160 I don't want a whole bunch of Wiggs on the pod. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.839 I mean like Schultz is one of those that like 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.800 black people love because he has a show with Charlotte, 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:28.000 like Michael Rappaport, same as Biproxy You're you're at two? 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.839 Give me. I want Andrew Santino on here. He said 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.480 he come on. Okay, he did house Party, so I 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:36.080 think he got some black people on his team, now wow. 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:38.320 But if he did house party, he was a white 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:40.080 guy at house Party. I just want him on here 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.960 because I think he's cute and a weird way. 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.719 Let me think, what white person do I want on 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:49.800 this pot Chelsea Handler like lab panderin a little bit 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:53.599 to me, hold on, who's someone white? I'd like just 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.680 really thinking, like, you know who I really want on here? 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:59.080 Because she a realized BITCHI funck about a nigga. Lizzie Maguire, 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:04.320 maybe funk about a white nigga. But I would like, 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:07.760 like Hillary, Hillary, look at me calling her Lizzy my 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:11.120 bad Lizzy come on the show. Uh No, I would 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.600 I would with like Hillary Duff on the show, that. 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:17.800 Would be fun, or Sophie is my favorite white guess, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:21.040 but like if she she is, who's your favorite white guest? 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:28.760 He was fun. Yeah, you didn't want him? I could 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.800 tell no, no, no, no. I didn't have a problem. You 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.400 had very like why are we having a white guy on? 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:33.120 Why are we giving? 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.520 I confused him with Gary On for a little bit, 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.400 so I thought I'm. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:39.440 Not gonna lie. I was like, isn't this nigga not 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:40.320 taking care of his kids? 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:43.840 And I swear to God, as soon as I did 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.720 my research, I was excited. 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.520 You said, I was happy to have him on. Mind you, 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:48.160 let's stop. 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.120 My mama was even like, why you ain't telling me 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:55.559 you to pride? I said, mama, Garry on Michael Rapperport. Wow, 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:58.600 I literally didn't even know my mama knew him because 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:59.640 my mama like niggas. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.200 When my mom was like, you didn't tell me, Oh, 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.880 I know what I want. Alana Glazer, you think she 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.520 follows us from Broad City? I think she either follows 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.120 us or has tagged us and some stuff. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:12.960 I don't you never watched Broad City. We talked about 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.600 you talked about a lot on the pot. 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:17.800 But anyway, yeah, definitely she gotta be on here, especially 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.920 because she was fucking literally though. Of the opening scenes 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:24.000 in Broad City was her riding what's his name? What's 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:27.160 the black dude with the glasses? His name's weird. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:31.280 That is not an easy description. Who's the black dude 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.640 with the glasses? His name starts with the age. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:41.560 When I say it, you're gonna be like, oh, Hannible, Yes, hey, 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:42.760 I only know. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.160 That that was his name, because bitch, I'll be like, 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.680 don't isn't that the name of what each people? 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.800 So we got to send this. You name someone Hannibal, 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:54.240 like Cannibal with age. It's just weird. Hey. You know 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.680 what was a crazy fact about Hamible Burst? I saw 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:58.600 him at the not the Roots picture. Where was he 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:02.000 at some festivals? She cat that Nigga is a rapper 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.559 and a good one. He wraps. Yes, he came out 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.240 in the middle of their set and I'm like, this 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.760 is going really well, who the fuck is? And then 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:14.480 I'm high said, I'm like, like the b it is Nigga? 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:18.520 You remembered him just for huh? You just remember him 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:20.320 from being Road? Was it just the one episode he 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:22.440 was in no, no, no, I remember him for the whole 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:25.920 season and also like other shit. But yeah, anyway, she'd 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:32.240 be great. Okay, So I this entire episode was fans 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.240 basically telling me what they wanted us to talk about, 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.040 which really could be so many other episodes, but one 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:38.600 of the things they asked for is that we dive 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.240 into the unpopular opinions about sex that were on Twitter. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:44.640 Oh okay, so I have a few. Oh wait, are 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.679 we getting right into it? Yeah? Oh this is our icebreaker? 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:52.000 Oh icebreak? Okay, let's go imagining sex is better than 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.720 real sex. Get the fuck out of here. 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:58.800 Sometimes my said is dumb ass shit. Yo's get the 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:02.079 fuck out of here. Yes, I'm talking about okay, tell me, 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:02.680 tell the truth. 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.920 I'm telling you. You fan about it about sex all week. 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:07.720 Sometimes you're telling me the dick me you were better 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.960 than the dick I beginning. Fuck yes, but it makes 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.680 me want to sing after. Do you know what's crazy? 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.720 When I broke up with my ex, I was in 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:19.880 this little funk, had the little one, young nigga one hitting. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.199 For shit, went back to some old dick bitch. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.000 When I tell you, I had to call all my 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:26.000 friends like bitch, I ain't cranky no more. 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:28.480 It changed my whole outlook on life. It does. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.400 It does Imagining Dick No, I've been imagining fucking Jason 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:32.040 Momoa forever. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.240 It doesn't make me feel better because it's not real. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.319 Hey, y'all gotta stop sending me them goddamn videos of 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:41.800 him and his Tarzan rap because it doesn't help the calls. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.000 Fuck do you be seeing that nigga in his little 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:50.600 Tarzan rap o? The world? I know, I'm into the world. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.280 I'm so mad he give it to speaking of old Dick, 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.800 I'm a fuck BDB this week? Why because I feel 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:59.880 like it, just because you feel like it. Also, he 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.880 must be really horny because even putting the pressure on 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:07.360 me Beach, even replying to the story, not the story, 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.280 the story, he'll like, it's just a lot more like 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.200 a contact you haven't with me, And he'd be like, yo, bitch, 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:13.439 you keep playing with me. And I kind of like 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.360 when niggas talk to me like that. Also, I indulge, 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:19.200 because like I'll send him pictures on myself that I 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:20.440 know look good and he'd be like, oh, look at 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:21.319 your hair is getting long. 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.960 It was like it was good and you said it 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:29.360 was big and London hotel and medium, like, will he 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:30.600 be able to tell you that big dick? 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:35.920 Okay one? Oh you're not seeing no, No, I'll just say one. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.760 It's a muscle mandy. Oh wow, just as I fuck 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.800 one big dick nigga, you're telling me if I fucked 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:45.000 him weeks later, he's gonna know weeks. Oh you put 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:48.640 time between it. I ain't know, bitch, I haven't fucked 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.000 him in a minute. Bitch, I'll fuck two niggas in 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:55.840 a week and one gonna know that thing? You think? 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:59.280 So in a week? How many days between? I said, 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:02.240 same week? Vinny told me he'd be knowing. That's what 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.239 I'm saying. But that's the asshole. 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.080 I was about to say that boodle hole will be 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.200 open for a couple of days after. Yeah, I ain't 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.760 even bending over for kuchie play. If I had antal 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.599 sex that week, b bb I will need like a 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:15.040 you're gonna ld him in your booty. I literally like 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.199 was talking shit in a text. Actually, I gotta reach 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:21.080 the text, and bitch, it's so like embarrassing to myself. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:26.120 Eh h. I said, okay, you know we getting lit right, 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.079 Like I want three rounds? He goes, Oh, well, I 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.320 don't even really drink like that anymore, but yeah, I said, 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:31.679 two at night, one in the morning. He said, you 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.000 can have whatever you want. I said, actually, you're probably 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:36.200 gonna break me. He said, I'm going to I said, okay, 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:38.160 so one point five, I'll just suck dick because you 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:40.360 be trying to kill my pussy. Sometimes I don't want 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.719 to take this text message thing too far, bitch. I 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.240 don't like when niggas hold me accountable what you were saying. 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.560 I'm like, I love that shit. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:51.000 No oh, and don't let me fucking niggas who I 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.599 ain't fucked in a minute, And I know there was 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.120 so much time. You don't fuck somebody else whole time. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.520 You fucking me. That bitch ain't take dick like me. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:00.960 Huh oh, I'm talking shit, take dick better than me, 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:03.400 not the mother bitches whole time. Because I know you 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.640 don't have some mother I'll be running. I don't, and 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:09.319 I let them know I'm gonna take this a big, 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:09.880 big dick. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:14.240 I'm and never not run from BDD bigger like medium 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:15.080 dicks I can take. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:20.040 I like a challenge. So I am cool with being 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.720 in pain, and I just want you to. I'll even 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.880 hold my ass open like you see I'm taking that. 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:26.760 See how I'm taking that? 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.480 And I have heard a bit, but do you see 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.400 how I'm taking all that dick, I'm taking it off. 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:35.439 You sound like a slave. You see how I'm taking this? 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:41.640 Shut up. I'm just saying you see I'm taking that, Jill, 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:49.240 I just do sing last one. I feel like you. 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:51.880 But just think about it for a second. Okay, let 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.080 me think about it first. Unpopular opinion waiting to have 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:59.280 sex makes it better. Now. I do think this is true. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.719 I want you to think to give the timeline on 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:07.080 how long you think is too long. And yeah, I 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.160 think waiting to have sex is better. I think you 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.480 should go if you really feel in the nigga, one 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:14.800 more date more than you think you should. For example, 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:18.680 mine is normally three days. I fucking but like waiting 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.000 a little bit more, it makes it better. Now. I 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:22.800 do think there's a point where you can wait too long. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:26.400 I've had an experience like that where there it's a 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:30.360 waste when you get get it right. But waiting is 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:32.640 good because you kind of connect a little bit deeper 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:36.240 when you buck too soon. It's kind of like there's 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:38.360 nothing really exciting anymore. But I do like getting to 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.240 know someone better before I fuck them. Then I'm more 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:43.160 excited to please them, and I'm more interested in sucking them. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:44.560 I feel like I like to get it out the 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:45.600 way I know you do. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.800 But if you had, what's the longest you could Let's 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:52.240 figure out if we like each other intimately and sexually, 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.800 because even if it's not good, fully good the first time, 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.000 we feel like we could work in it, and we 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:00.280 still like being around each other after, we gonna keep 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:05.880 this going. I don't see the reason to wait, because 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.160 if you wait, then you're friend zoning the person. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:13.480 Okay, what was the reason? No? I just what are 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.800 you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Waiting to 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:19.400 have sex build the bond between the two of you 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:20.000 a lot better. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.600 So the commotion saying, sell that dick in my mouth, 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:23.280 That's what I'm doing. 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:25.360 That's the only waiting I'm doing. Do you not agree 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:28.400 that when you're more emotionally invested someone, the sex is better. Oh? 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.760 Yeah, like my ex love them best dick ever? Right, 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:37.520 it took us a long time to get to love. Okay, anyway, 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.440 let's today rule with your phony as that's phony. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.160 I want to fuck you when I'm gonna wait till 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.440 one date after three days, even if one more. I'm 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.640 just telling you, yo, it's the ship. My trainer will 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:50.400 be saying. She'd be like, listen, whatever you think your 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:52.720 breaking point is, right, Like when you're about to give up. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.600 Let's say it's a plank or whatever, right, and you're 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.480 holding out the plank and you feel like you're about 0:15:56.520 --> 0:16:00.720 to collapse to five more seconds. Yeah, I out for niggas. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:05.240 I'm not really interested in why, because maybe they'll spend more, 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:06.720 maybe they'll do more work. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.480 But if I want to fuck you, I'm gonna fuck you. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:12.560 All right, let's getties. What are we waiting for? So 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:16.360 Mandy is the popular opinion, don't wait all right? This 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.560 is a very weird Vanella shit. It's from Mirror dot 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.200 co dot UK. I love this. Just talked about this yesterday, 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:25.280 you didn't. It's a new device that allows couples to 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:28.080 kiss even if there's there are a thousand miles apart. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:30.720 The remote Kiss a pair of silicone lips studded with 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:34.840 motors pressure sensors developed in China, promising to recreate pressure 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.400 movement and the warmth of a lover's kiss. It allows 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.840 couples to be intimate without even being in the same country. Now, 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.400 I'll be real I use the wee vibe a lot 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:46.040 with lover boy. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.680 I remember that that makes sense because it's on your puissy, 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:51.080 it's on net set of lips. 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.920 This to me not fucking kissing a device. I think. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:56.480 I think we're only going to see mortis because the 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.880 more people travel for work, the more we got like you. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.080 Out to see here and make out what a silicone 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:03.400 set of plastic ass lips. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.800 No, but I think we're going to start seeing more 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:10.600 weird shit like I don't know if I ever told 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:13.239 talked about but this reading this made me think about it. 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:17.000 I think the longer that we get into like or 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:19.359 the more we get into like technology and AI shit, 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:23.200 the weirder people get. And Enoch said to me recently 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:28.000 after Thailand, he was like, yo, Like, I realize I've 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:29.720 been working so much from home. I don't have a 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:31.719 lot of human interaction, Like I'm getting weirder. And we 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:34.680 were laughing about it. But I dated a dude who, 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:37.119 during the pandemic didn't see a lot of people, and 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:38.919 he said he went to a place to get like 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:41.600 stretched like a chiropractor. He said, it was so intense 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:45.080 going to people to get stretched too. Bitch, I do 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:48.760 we know, Mandy, I've been getting stretched anyway, long story show. Basically, 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:52.440 he was saying, like that touch alone made him feel 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.320 more connected and better. I think people like that are 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:57.840 gonna use sh it like this get us toughed. Animal 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.920 like at this point, you made it's not the same. 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:02.720 Imagine how weird that is? 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:05.920 Bro make out with your hand. It's cheaper. It's skin 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.360 to skin. Literally, it's not silicon. 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:10.520 You make it out way. Also, like, what's the time 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:14.560 delay on the makeout? Now you're asking too much? Just 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.080 think about it. Now you're asking science. Bitch, I do 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:17.520 not know? 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:20.520 This is like all the remote kiss Oh, like it 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:23.040 is science. It's also weird, by the way, is it 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:25.399 is it two sets? So one person has it the 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:26.320 other person has it? 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:29.120 Yeah, and look where the phone is you put the phone? Yes, 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:31.120 all so you can like look each other in the eye. 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:34.560 And so that's weird because I don't even kiss with 0:18:34.600 --> 0:18:37.400 my eyes open. One customer said, my partner didn't believe 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.879 that kissing could be achieved at first, so her draw 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:42.960 dropped when she used it. This is the best surprise 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:46.040 I've given her during our long distance relationship. Bro, it's 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:50.159 so cray, it's so that's not to me. Also, I 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:52.240 think what's going to be cool with this? Sex workers 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:54.120 can use it, like. 0:18:54.000 --> 0:18:58.680 With clients, don't if they If people are paying sex workers, 0:18:58.720 --> 0:18:59.520 they want the real deal. 0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:03.800 That's the look at CAMZDA, look at only fans. Oh, 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:08.280