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Speaker 2: let's get to the show. Hello, guys, welcome to another

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Speaker 2: episode of Horrid Blas.

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Speaker 1: This is the old I'm glad you guys like that.

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Speaker 2: Does they we love and when I do that, shiit bitch,

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Speaker 2: I don't really know, you know what I mean? They

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Speaker 2: like it because it's given ot, it's giving French and

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Speaker 2: as you guys know, I'm going back. No bitch, Actually,

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Speaker 2: I think it's giving Haiti. Y'all know, I love my Haitian.

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Speaker 2: All my souls said, now, don't even be fucking Haiti.

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Speaker 1: Niggas like me. So if anybody, my whole sister is

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Speaker 1: half Haitian, so are you fucking them? Where are they? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: It's giving queer Haitian beating. I'm weazy and y'all welcome

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Speaker 1: to another episode. It's another so low. We hope you're happy.

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Speaker 1: Solo Dello fanna talk some shit? We really only hear

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Speaker 2: Not only that, do you know how ready I was

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Speaker 2: to come in and flirt with that bitch who wasn't

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Speaker 2: baby Bro, I know after her outfit at the ospital

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 1: Did we not fly out? Twice? And I flew out

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Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna lie bitch when people still ask

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Speaker 1: She's still gettingnamed. But I pulled her a soldier. Now

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Speaker 1: she go after she not. I told you the Sister's

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Speaker 1: Sister Soul, Coldest Wind Ever is one of the best

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Speaker 2: Have you watched I don't even be really big enough

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Speaker 2: Everyone said that he does a great job with appreciating

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Speaker 1: like Michael Rappaport, same as Biproxy You're you're at two?

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Speaker 1: Give me. I want Andrew Santino on here. He said

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Speaker 2: Let me think, what white person do I want on

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Speaker 2: Because she a realized BITCHI funck about a nigga. Lizzie Maguire,

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Speaker 1: He was fun. Yeah, you didn't want him? I could

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Speaker 2: I confused him with Gary On for a little bit,

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Speaker 1: Not gonna lie. I was like, isn't this nigga not

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Speaker 2: And I swear to God, as soon as I did

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Speaker 1: You said, I was happy to have him on. Mind you,

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Speaker 2: My mama was even like, why you ain't telling me

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Speaker 2: you to pride? I said, mama, Garry on Michael Rapperport. Wow,

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Speaker 2: I don't you never watched Broad City. We talked about

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Speaker 1: When I say it, you're gonna be like, oh, Hannible, Yes, hey,

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Speaker 2: That that was his name, because bitch, I'll be like,

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so I have a few. Oh wait, are

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Speaker 1: Oh icebreak? Okay, let's go imagining sex is better than

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Speaker 2: Sometimes my said is dumb ass shit. Yo's get the

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. You fan about it about sex all week.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you're telling me the dick me you were better

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make me feel better because it's not real.

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Speaker 2: And I have heard a bit, but do you see

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Speaker 1: You sound like a slave. You see how I'm taking this?

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Speaker 1: I just do sing last one. I feel like you.

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Speaker 1: But just think about it for a second. Okay, let

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Speaker 1: me think about it first. Unpopular opinion waiting to have

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Speaker 1: sex makes it better. Now. I do think this is true.

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Speaker 1: I've had an experience like that where there it's a

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Speaker 1: when you buck too soon. It's kind of like there's

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Speaker 1: know someone better before I fuck them. Then I'm more

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Speaker 1: I feel like I like to get it out the

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Speaker 2: But if you had, what's the longest you could Let's

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Speaker 2: figure out if we like each other intimately and sexually,

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Speaker 2: because even if it's not good, fully good the first time,

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Speaker 1: Okay, what was the reason? No? I just what are

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Speaker 2: So the commotion saying, sell that dick in my mouth,

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: That's the only waiting I'm doing. Do you not agree

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Speaker 1: that when you're more emotionally invested someone, the sex is better. Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like my ex love them best dick ever? Right,

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Speaker 2: it took us a long time to get to love. Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 2: let's today rule with your phony as that's phony.

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Speaker 1: I want to fuck you when I'm gonna wait till

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Speaker 1: just telling you, yo, it's the ship. My trainer will

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Speaker 1: be saying. She'd be like, listen, whatever you think your

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Speaker 1: Let's say it's a plank or whatever, right, and you're

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Speaker 2: I'm not really interested in why, because maybe they'll spend more,

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Speaker 1: But if I want to fuck you, I'm gonna fuck you.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's getties. What are we waiting for? So

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Speaker 1: Mandy is the popular opinion, don't wait all right? This

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Speaker 1: I'll be real I use the wee vibe a lot

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Speaker 2: I remember that that makes sense because it's on your puissy,

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Speaker 1: This to me not fucking kissing a device. I think.

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Speaker 1: I think we're only going to see mortis because the

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Speaker 1: No, but I think we're going to start seeing more

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Speaker 1: weird shit like I don't know if I ever told

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Speaker 1: the weirder people get. And Enoch said to me recently

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Speaker 1: we know, Mandy, I've been getting stretched anyway, long story show. Basically,

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Speaker 1: he was saying, like that touch alone made him feel

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Speaker 1: gonna use sh it like this get us toughed. Animal

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Speaker 1: like at this point, you made it's not the same.

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Speaker 1: Imagine how weird that is?

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Speaker 2: Bro make out with your hand. It's cheaper. It's skin

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Speaker 1: You make it out way. Also, like, what's the time

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Speaker 1: delay on the makeout? Now you're asking too much? Just

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Speaker 2: This is like all the remote kiss Oh, like it

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Speaker 2: is it two sets? So one person has it the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and look where the phone is you put the phone? Yes,

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Speaker 1: And so that's weird because I don't even kiss with

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Speaker 1: that kissing could be achieved at first, so her draw

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Speaker 1: I've given her during our long distance relationship. Bro, it's

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Speaker 1: so cray, it's so that's not to me. Also, I

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Speaker 1: think what's going to be cool with this? Sex workers

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Speaker 2: With clients, don't if they If people are paying sex workers,

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Speaker 1: That's the look at CAMZDA, look at only fans. Oh,

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Speaker 1: think about that. That's weird. No, it's not. That's weird.

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Speaker 1: That would keep these homes. To me, this is just weird.

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Speaker 2: Like the idea of kissing long distance and you're kissing

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Speaker 1: It's weird. But like I'm telling you, we're only gonna

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Speaker 1: see up. Bro, go to a club and make out

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Speaker 1: with your friend.

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Speaker 2: If you want to kiss your bad fucking go to

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Speaker 2: have dive okay, then a dive bar you could always,

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Speaker 1: To the gay club.

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Speaker 2: Gays love making out. They will kiss you if they

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Speaker 1: Will and Grace taught me that. No. Jack was like, Caro,

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Speaker 1: we can we kiss, bro, you are gaze love. I

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Speaker 1: literally got kissed on my birthday by one of my

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Speaker 1: my home boy in Chicago. Who gaze? Hell? How do

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Speaker 1: they do? They kiss your gay homeboy or a stranger

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Speaker 2: Don't be kissing the silicon shit unless you want to

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Speaker 2: pay for an add on this here podcast.

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Speaker 2: I said it like three times euro genus. I was like,

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? Like erogen? This is what turns

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Speaker 1: you on?

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Speaker 2: Arousal arousal zones your job, yeah, bitch, okay, so arousal

432
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:33,320
Speaker 2: zones clearly your your genitals? Okay, so penis and pussy, titties, nipples, neck, ears,

433
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Speaker 2: toes the.

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Speaker 1: Most common ones. Neck, genitals, lower, abdomen, and breast.

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Speaker 2: You too good? Oh now there's fourteen. Now how do

436
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Speaker 2: you team? They just naming the body parts. Now that's

437
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Speaker 2: what I was thinking. One No, bitch, this, I'm ticklish.

438
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,600
Speaker 2: I've had niggas kins, my arm pists. We're shoulders.

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Speaker 1: I can see that.

440
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 2: I like shoulders, okay, but basically thighs in a thighs.

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Speaker 1: Behind the knee. Here's all of them. Armpits behind the knee,

442
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 1: bottoms of the feet, lower abam here, genitals, hands, inner thighs,

443
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Speaker 1: lower back, mouth, neck, nipples, scalp, wrist those all scalp too. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So basically, even though these are all common and rogen

445
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Speaker 1: saw there's fourteen, the number one thing that you should

446
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 1: be doing is experimenting by touching them slowly and seeing

447
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 1: if you find the partner like leaning towards you or like,

448
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,199
Speaker 1: for example, if you touch their scalp now with this

449
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 1: sewing I got, maybe I'll do this, but if it's

450
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 1: my brains, maybe I'll lean back like. You've got to

451
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 1: check out their body language to see if this is

452
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Speaker 1: something that they're looking for. But while doing that, erogena

453
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Speaker 1: zones aren't just used during partnered sex. You can actually

454
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 1: do it during masturbation, so you'll achieve full bardy orgasms

455
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 1: if you're stimulating your own a rogena zones. Well, I

456
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,520
Speaker 1: touch my nipples every time I have simulating my mother

457
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: fucking puss because a phone is in one hand. Actually,

458
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: phone be in his hand, toy be in his hand,

459
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 1: and it bitch, how else am I gonna touch anything else.

460
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 1: How I need my touched so much. Nah, that's how

461
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 1: I played onet. So just like this, like sick nipple

462
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: fuck remember him, I ain't gonna lie.

463
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Speaker 2: I love asking him in if they like their nipples

464
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 2: because I love like licking the nipple.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I was just fucking this nigga and he was about

467
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 2: to come, and bitch as he was coming because he

468
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 2: was on top, licked my little fingers and started rubbing

469
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 2: that rubbing that little nipple. Why he was shrugging me

470
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 2: to come, bitch, that's me rubbing his little nipper.

471
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Speaker 1: So you're turning a knob.

472
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 2: Bitch, the nipples a knob. So he fucking me and

473
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, he's about to come. What

474
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 2: my fingers went up and started rubbing that goddamn nipple.

475
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Speaker 1: That nigger came hard, one nipple, one nipple. I like

476
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Speaker 1: to put it in my mouth, especially only if they're

477
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Speaker 1: on top of me. Then I'm like that's fine.

478
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Speaker 2: First off, my neck came that long, and his niggas

479
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,719
Speaker 2: be tall, it'd be it'd be a little stranger.

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Speaker 1: So that's I just licked my fingers and do a

481
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Speaker 1: little bro I had a tall Nigga. It was so

482
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Speaker 1: funny because he hit on me and I was literally

483
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: thinking about you because I was like, this is so

484
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Speaker 1: Many's type. He was really hot. But you know, I

485
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Speaker 1: don't like how. I don't because I'm matter. I don't

486
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Speaker 1: like him pretty pretty. Oh, you know I like him

487
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Speaker 1: pretty man. I was out to dinner. I was on

488
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Speaker 1: a date.

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Speaker 2: Me and taller Perry got the same type. Yo, Me

490
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Speaker 2: and taler Parry got the same type. I look like

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Speaker 2: you will be cancer by taler Pan's actually a.

492
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Speaker 1: Really good bio in a tender like. So Nigga pulls

493
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Speaker 1: up on me and he was in the restaurant and

494
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Speaker 1: I was on a date and I went to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and I saw him look at me, and I

496
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Speaker 1: was like, come to the bathroom. Because he was by

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Speaker 1: hisself at the bar. He pulled up on me and

498
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Speaker 1: he was like with your friend. And I was like, man,

499
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Speaker 1: you are home. He was on a whole lass date. Bro.

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Speaker 2: He was, how are you starting at the gate line.

501
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 2: He was supposed to be a realize bit. I said, no,

502
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Speaker 2: I'm not over today, my friend. I was on a date,

503
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Speaker 2: so I just lie oh, and he was like I.

504
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: Just came to save it up. He was up. She

505
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: was like, oh a bitch. Ah, I hate when I

506
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: said happen. I was at a sushi restaurant. Boy, bitch.

507
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Speaker 1: By the way, I know y'all loving this ship. Yes,

508
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: they're back to being the house. This is what we

509
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: subscribe to. I just I feel it.

510
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 2: I feel they're so excited that we have all these

511
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Speaker 2: stories about all these niggas.

512
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Speaker 1: I don't know that many stories. It's given stories whatever,

513
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: given work.

514
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Speaker 2: We're dipping on, dabbling in the past, the whole homeowner talk,

515
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 2: the cry and talk, the therapy talk.

516
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we just haven't talked about sex on a solo

517
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,959
Speaker 1: in a minute. We've been giving it. No, we've been

518
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 1: giving the attention to the guests. You're right, You're right

519
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 1: because we're good and history. So yeah, when he was

520
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: so Vie mean that, this part of me was like,

521
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: I like, give him on Instagram, but like that's also

522
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 1: so trifling because like I'm on a day, I can't.

523
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Speaker 2: No, don't give out your Instagram. You give it out

524
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 2: your Instagram? Is that you're not that interested? Also me

525
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 2: getting my Instagram. It's like they're definitely gonna be like, bitch,

526
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: I don't want it.

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00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: Anymore? What horror? Not feeling it? I was a nice

528
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: girl at the bar before I clicked on weezy WTF,

529
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? No, No, I do not like

530
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: give it. I do. I hate when niggas ask me

531
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Speaker 1: my Instagram. I'd be like, oh, it's not really a

532
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: tool that I use.

533
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Speaker 2: Oh. I used to say that at work. Then I'd

534
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 2: be on Instagram all day at work. He'd be like,

535
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 2: you're on Instagram.

536
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Speaker 1: I thought you did have one. I don't. Oh, I

537
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Speaker 1: ain't got a bitch hold on this, I know. He

538
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Speaker 1: was like, even though maybe, how do you know he

539
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Speaker 1: was my type? Not only was he talllest, but I

540
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Speaker 1: don't know how tall he was, but light eyes, light

541
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Speaker 1: skins tall. And then he said, I don't do that,

542
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: how light skin. I don't like him too light, light enough?

543
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: And he said, what do you say? He was like,

544
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: when am I going to I want to see you again?

545
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, sorry, I don't know if

546
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Speaker 1: that could happen. He was like, damn, I'm gonna be

547
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Speaker 1: overseas for a minute. I said, noah, he's a ball

548
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: are well, no, maybe not, because overseas the seasons about

549
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 1: if someone says overseas they play ball. Everybody else is like,

550
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: I'll be in Europe for the summer. I'll be this. Yeah,

551
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: but the niggas they play ball use the burbage overseas.

552
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 2: But it's not it's not a basketball season time. They

553
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 2: all about to come back here and be here for

554
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 2: the summer. The season is between April and May. Unless

555
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 2: he's playing for like he said, guitar.

556
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: You know he lied.

557
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 2: They don't get a league over there unless he's literally

558
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Speaker 2: a native. I was gonna say, maybe he isn't like

559
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 2: a military thing, then it could be. Didn't say basketball,

560
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 2: you know it could He was just because girl, I'm

561
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 2: counting down, bitch. He was really talking one of my

562
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: niggas get back and I'm wait, how did you go

563
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: to the guitar then with that other nigga?

564
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Speaker 1: Because he played there.

565
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Speaker 2: But the season is like the same regular basketball season

566
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Speaker 2: as basketball season.

567
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Speaker 1: Well maybe that's when he got to go visit his

568
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Speaker 1: children there.

569
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Speaker 2: Unless he plays for like a country, so during the

570
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 2: summers when they do like sometimes like if a guy

571
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Speaker 2: is in Puerto Rico or dr for the summer or

572
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Speaker 2: anither maybe not Puerto Rican but like any in Republic.

573
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: Uh, they play against the country, you know, and there

574
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: goes Mandy with your esp horr n now horror. Okay,

575
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: so for the horrible decisions, here are some of the things.

576
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 1: There was a lot, but this actually was my favorite.

577
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: So let's start with this. Wait, what is the horrible decision?

578
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: Band requested topics? I don't know, well, man it later

579
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: requested topics. Let's get into it. This is a lot

580
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 1: of these could be their own episodes, but some of

581
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: them are funny. One girl's type this in dating the

582
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 1: corny guy. But you a hoe Now, I just would

583
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: like to say, the corny guy that comes to the

584
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: hose is God's gift to you slowing down. I've met

585
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: a lot of it, so yes, because they're showing you that, like, hey,

586
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: we'll take you in. What it was that joke like

587
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: Chris Chris Rock said, like Chris Jenner, we'll take you.

588
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: She's a statue of liberty. That's what I'm saying. Corny

589
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: niggas be like, yo, I don't give a fuck about

590
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 1: your past. So what you stuck seven hundred dicks? Does

591
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: that mean they're cornyated? Does that mean that they're just no, no, no,

592
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that I'm talking about the corny

593
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: the actual corny guy. What is corny to you? What

594
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: is the actual corny guy to you? I dated one?

595
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: What's the corny guy? The corny guy is the guy

596
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: that is square, that maybe hasn't been around enough, he

597
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: hasn't really gone out a lot, that's not really part

598
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: of this thing. Maybe he's always in the house. Maybe

599
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: he's like a little too into work. Maybe corny in

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00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,199
Speaker 1: terms of like asking you about your work, like because

601
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: that are I don't know, I've noticed what I'll date

602
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: like corny guys. They're more like so like you know,

603
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: just certain questions. They'll ask me about sex, podcasting, put

604
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: the voice on, I do think and one of the

605
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: things get it to your corny bag to like do

606
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: you basically you tell everybody about just that, like you

607
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,239
Speaker 1: tell people we own this date, Like what's it like?

608
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: So what happens when you know what I'm saying, someone

609
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: gets met? Do you have to go to lead? It

610
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: is like weird shit, I don't know, just make you uncomfortable,

611
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: like I can't explain it. I think. Also cornie is

612
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: maybe the long text, not just like the good morning,

613
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: but it's like they kind of are cheesy in the

614
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: way that they try to talk to you, or maybe

615
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: it's something about the way that they have sex with

616
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: you for the first time.

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00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 2: What I don't know if i've I've never been with

618
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 2: a corny. I mean, I get the long text messages,

619
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: but I would prefer nigga to know how to form

620
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 2: sentences and talk like I like that shit.

621
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: No, the corny is when they're like saying, like the

622
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: little jokey things that aren't that funny, but they're like

623
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: trying to find a way to be cool for you.

624
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 2: Like soe you know, corny to me and y'all don't company.

625
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: Corny to me is like scheduling when you're gonna get

626
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 2: on your video game because you have to meet up

627
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 2: with a certain amount of people who play at a

628
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 2: certain time. Corny is dressing up at comic Con and

629
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 2: really being excited to be a superhero.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that it's corny. I think that's nerdy

631
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: to me. Similis well. Anyway, the corny guy has also

632
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: shown me how regular life can be and how much

633
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: I enjoy that not corny being regular. Not the regular

634
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: nigger be a corny. The regular niggas aren't corny. Okay,

635
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: that's but you know, I like a lot of Amazon

636
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: up a usp a day, my type. Okay, but that

637
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: to me is a regular nigga, not like nigga. I

638
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: just think corny has been used so much. And I

639
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: mean I know that they've like corny guys wear their

640
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: work clothes to a happy hour and stay out in

641
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: them all night. They wear suits to the club, things

642
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: like that. They don't really have swag, they don't know

643
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: how to dress, but they got money so you could

644
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: like take them out, which is why I guess Russell

645
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:41,479
Speaker 1: Wilson gets that. Yeah, I think that. Like what I

646
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: don't like about Russell Wilson. The Twitter argument is like, oh,

647
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: because he loves his wife, he's corny, Like yeah, no, No,

648
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: it's the way he looks that bake account look good.

649
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: It's his overall vibe. I'll date a corny nigga with

650
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: a Russell Wilson. But that's the thing. You can love

651
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: and cherish your wife. And do you think people call

652
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: John Legend corny. He's a family man. I never hear

653
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: them do that. He got his own vibe, But like

654
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: Russell William Wilson kind of don't. There's something about him

655
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: that's corny. Okay, he's not as extroverty maybe so, maybe

656
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: because he's a little worm and serious. But like John Legends,

657
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: another black man that I'm thinking about that's a family

658
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: guide to us. Who else is someone anyway? Okay, so

659
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: let's see the other one. You know.

660
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 2: I feel like if you a whole, take take whoever

661
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 2: love on you to me. I still believe that hose

662
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: should be with hoes because they understand each other.

663
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: It's the most fun relationship.

664
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 2: I think hose need to be with hoes. Corny niggas

665
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: need to be with Corny.

666
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: And hoes being with hose well, Like, Okay, corny niggas

667
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: always asked me, like if they've heard me talk about

668
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: having a sugar daddy, they're like super invested on what

669
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: I had to do or what that means. Well, because

670
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: that's a different lifestyle that they don't know about. These

671
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: these even regular niggas know. Like, for example, a regular

672
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: nigga may not know about that himself, but like at

673
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: least he's seen enough or done enough or been around

674
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: enough to where he'll like laugh and joke with me

675
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: about it and get it. But corny niggas have lived

676
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: such a sheltered life that they don't understand. I ain't

677
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. Give me one of them then, I

678
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: don't want nobody to know what the hell out of

679
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: date in my pad, But I know I do think

680
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: corny niggas can work out again, if you're looking to,

681
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: like slow down, I think they'll they'll help you slow down.

682
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,479
Speaker 1: The only problem with corny niggas is back you have

683
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: to sale bore you. Corny niggas will bore you. I

684
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: could do regular niggas all day.

685
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: Unless you have some corny elements about you, like maybe

686
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: you like sea turtles, So now y'all could go to

687
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: sea World.

688
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: Together, and shit, you know, I don't fucking know. Maybe

689
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: you really tried to pull it out there. I tried, Okay,

690
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help. Now here's one that specifically for Mandy.

691
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: They didn't say that, But do you ever get the

692
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: poison taste when you eat a guy's ass? And what

693
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: is that?

694
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: Umm, ain't gonna hold you, like, I've had some really

695
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: good experiences eating ass. The poison taste, no, but like

696
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: I'm sure if they ship that day, you might taste

697
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 2: something that's not skin like.

698
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: Maybe she's saying metalic. Maybe metalic. Maybe she's thinking it's

699
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: supposed to taste like a penny. Time. I was gonna say,

700
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: there's a I looked up rimming and a few people

701
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: say that eatn't ask tastes like pennies.

702
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: That's probably when they're ship there. To me, it tastes

703
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 2: like skin, skin and hair, hairy skin. Sometimes it's some

704
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 2: hair down there that you gotta get past.

705
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: But oh wait, Charlottagne talked about that. To me, I'm

706
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: looking to taste something. You should probably smell something. Maybe

707
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: I can see why it would taste like copper. Have

708
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: you taste it. I'm not gonna lieta bring this up

709
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: on the record, but.

710
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie if if it tastes like anything,

711
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: that means it smell like something, which means you shouldn't

712
00:33:59,120 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: be eating it.

713
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: That's not true that because Lucy could taste like something.

714
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: I'm telling you about the asshole. We're not talking about

715
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: the pussy. Okay, okay, I'm talking about the asshole. If

716
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: I go down there and it smells like something, I'm

717
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 2: not gonna lick it. I'm gonna go right back up

718
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 2: to the gouchen, back to the balls and go back

719
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 2: up now because I'm sniffing down there.

720
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: If I don't smell nothing, then I eat it. I

721
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: ain't really been down there, and be like, oh, I

722
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 1: can tell what you hate today. So you've got instances

723
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: where you smell it. What's it smell?

724
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 2: It smells like sh No, not even if it smells

725
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 2: like shit, like sometimes it'll smell like musty.

726
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,959
Speaker 1: And if it smell musty, I ain't going down there.

727
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, like maybe you didn't shower before you

728
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 2: got here or like. And that depends on if you

729
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 2: know we've been out today or whatever the case may be.

730
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: M M. If I go down here and I smell anything,

731
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: I'm not going through. I hate when niggas want to

732
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: eat my ass. After doubt, I guess.

733
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 2: So, oh you know, I let them licking and I

734
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 2: push their head away. I'll be running, get the fuck

735
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 2: out my I don't want you to have that memory.

736
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah me, neither. You know what I'm saying, Like, I

737
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 1: just want you to farted.

738
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 2: And you knew you was about to have sex, and

739
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: so before you went in the bedroom, you just kept

740
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 2: opening your butt cheeks to make sure all the air

741
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 2: was out of your ass.

742
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: Cheek.

743
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 2: I did, because I'll be scared that the fart's fumes

744
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 2: is gonna stay lingering in my butt cheek like captures it.

745
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: Do you want to ever? Just be like do you

746
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: should we mark this in case you want to remove this?

747
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: I lift up, I lift up.

748
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 2: Once she lift up the under this spread, I'll be

749
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: walking around the house like moving this goddamn ask to

750
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,479
Speaker 2: make sure all the air bubbles is out from a crack,

751
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: because I'd be like, oh.

752
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: The things smell.

753
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: You don't never move your ass sheets to get your

754
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 2: fart smelled out of your butt.

755
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: I swear to God, be like enough, Maybe as ain't

756
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: big enough. Oh bitch, I'll be moving his ass like, okay,

757
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: it shouldn't smell no more. You really don't do that. No,

758
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if anybody else does you have.

759
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: A farty and you felt like it was wet so

760
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 2: you just went into the bathroom get away?

761
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 1: Why? Just because absolutely? He was like, let me make sure. Yeah, yeah, okay,

762
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: same thing. Also, I'm gonna be real with you. I

763
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: started like eating protein shakes, nasty and fart smell and

764
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: I have I was like, I was like, maybe I

765
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: won't be fit yn't ask. I was like, is that

766
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: a fucking egg? Bitch? I don't like you're allergic. I

767
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: cannot like, dude, I don't ship or fight around niggas.

768
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: Did you faright around your ass? Oh? All the time? Bitch.

769
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: I am a human being, so you're a woman. Wow,

770
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: that's just are you serious right now? Absolutely? I'm dead ass. Seriously,

771
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: I'd be laughing sometimes so hard a little will come out.

772
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: I'll be like you baby, part.

773
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: Niggas, I part, I'm a human fucking be now. When

774
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: it's smell, breathe out that ass a little bit like

775
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 2: my bad or. I would blame my cat body. You

776
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 2: stay cast, nigga.

777
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: I love blaming my cat when it's a smelly park

778
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: but it's silent. I like this cat dance. You won't

779
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: never blame Nina for your part. No, that's a real one. Fellas. Ladies,

780
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: if you.

781
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 2: Have an animal and you guess I told you, blame

782
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: your motherfucking an.

783
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: My mom, blame me. Can I ever tell you this?

784
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 1: To know me? Not farting or shitting in front of

785
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: niggas comes from my family life. We were in Miami.

786
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: I remember it. I was like ten years old and

787
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: I was on one bed. We were in a hotel,

788
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: my parents were on the other and the fart came

789
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: out and my dad goes Gila, and I was like,

790
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: what that wasn't me, that was mom. And my mom

791
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: doubled down and she was like, I never fart in

792
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: front of your father. Stop lying. I was like, oh,

793
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: And I couldn't believe she blamed me. And I remember

794
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: the next day she was like, I'm so sorry, sweetie,

795
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: I never fart in front of daddy.

796
00:37:54,640 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: So I just how, how how do you not fucking

797
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 2: fart in front of people?

798
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: Because and they've been together thirty something years.

799
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 2: Just because you hold it in and keep it silent

800
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 2: don't mean you ain't fart to leave the room.

801
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't like niggas parting in front of me either.

802
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. Old Bay didn't do

803
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: that shit either. He would leave the room or something.

804
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: They'd be once or twice where I'd be like, was

805
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: that you, and he'd be like I thought I had him.

806
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. No, get comfortable with me, nigga, No,

807
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: don't get that comfortable with me. Tell me your hope,

808
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: streams and fears. Don't tell me your part is bitch. Okay, anyway,

809
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: this one's an interesting one. How do you know if

810
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 1: you're really horny or if you're just fucking the pain away.

811
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: There's someone who is depressed that wrote us. I think

812
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: it's when you want to have sex because you want

813
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: to forget something, you know, that feeling. Yeah, I when

814
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: I'm really horny, I'm masturbating. I'm thinking about it.

815
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: Horny, I'm I'm into even just busting off porn masturbating.

816
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: I realize actually now.

817
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 2: That I'm not as horny as I am just wanting

818
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 2: intimate touch because I have the options to fuck people,

819
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: and I'm literally not so because I'm not I'm like, Okay,

820
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 2: I know that I want to have sex with reason,

821
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 2: and I think we've talked about that too. You're on

822
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: the podcast like having sex just to fucking have sex.

823
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 2: I'm not in that space anymore.

824
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: So.

825
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: I think if you get to the point where you're

826
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 2: only wanting to have sex just to have something to do,

827
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 2: that's where you're not warning.

828
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: You're probably just to me, that's like trying to fill

829
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: a voice. It's almost like drinking. Like you know, when

830
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: you're going through a phase or where you're trying to

831
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: drink to forget pain. Yes, you know what I'm saying,

832
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: like for.

833
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 2: Me or or I mean, there's a lot of things

834
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 2: there can be if you're just blowing money, like shopping

835
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 2: excessively because there's that, there's drugs, there's you're going out

836
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 2: and partying all times of night, just because you don't

837
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: want to be alone.

838
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: Like, there's.

839
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: Definite ways that you know that you're doing something to

840
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 2: run away from time.

841
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: I definitely went through all of those. I think when

842
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: I was when I first moved to New York, I

843
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: f through depression and that was awful because then I

844
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: would feel empty. Then I went through the phase of

845
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: drinking and partying, and now I'm not depressed right now.

846
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: But I'll notice at this age it's shopping and it's

847
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: and it's a shopping habit so bad that I can't

848
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: walk down certain streets. Oh yeah, that's bad. Oh it

849
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: was really bad. I think it was. You might need

850
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: to go to shoppers Anonymous, twenty twenty one. Oh, bitch

851
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: was bad, there was. It was so bad. I was

852
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: walking Nina through Broadway in Prince Street where the protest

853
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: store is walked inside and the nigga that helps me in.

854
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 1: There was like, girl, you don't need none else. That's bad. Yeah,

855
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: that's really bad. Now they made commissions. He's bad. Probably

856
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: likes when you come in. So when you got a problem,

857
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: there was that. There's also now to this point, I

858
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: even made an Instagram Wheezy's closet because I have so

859
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: many pieces of clothing that I don't wear. I have

860
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,439
Speaker 1: so much crazy, so much excess. I think that I

861
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: only have two bedroom houses in both cities because of clothes.

862
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: That's that's not it's really bad. It's so much stuff

863
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: with tags on it. I had a woman come recently

864
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: in to help me organize.

865
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: The same and you did, Yeah, Mike cleaner nose a

866
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 2: woman's shelter, So ticket to the woman's she's so good.

867
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just get rid of it. My best

868
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: tip she gave me. So she said two things to me,

869
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: which was a little scary. She was like in her fifties,

870
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: like a Dutch woman. And for me to hire somebody

871
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: white and that much money, you know, she had to

872
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: be the best. I'm just gonna say it. She said, well,

873
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if you went through a breakup or

874
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: what's been going on with you. But all of these

875
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: clothes have tags, which leads me to believe that you

876
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: just go out shop throw it in here, and you

877
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: just need to do that to get through your day.

878
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, Okay, that's scary, because it's true.

879
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: We went through a bunch of shit. She gave me

880
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: a great tip. She said, you have to take pictures

881
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 1: of the outfits. Remember you have them made a folder

882
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: of my phone. That was dope. So we took a

883
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: bunch of pictures on how to pair them, and she

884
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 1: was like, go through this when you're looking for clothes

885
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: and you won't make a mess. The other tip she

886
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: gave me was every time you walk out of a room,

887
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: have something in your hand to put back in the

888
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: next place. So if you're in a messy room, she's like,

889
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: don't be scared about oh my god, I'm gonna have

890
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: to clean. Just say, okay, this belongs in the kitchen.

891
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: We bring this here, this belongs in living room. I'll

892
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: bring this here. This let me hang up, Just take

893
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: something and bring something back every time to clean up.

894
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: Doing that's a good tis that's one. But yeah, So

895
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: I say all that to say, you should know, bitch,

896
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: I think you're just come on. If you're depressed and

897
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,959
Speaker 1: you don't care about the person you're fucking with, Yeah,

898
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: if you're depressed and you're just like whatever, I have

899
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: a free two hours, then you know you're not hoing.

900
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: This one's a cool one. Best ways to respect a

901
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: partner in an open relationship, that's for you, bitch. I

902
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: ain't have been in an open relationship. I think for me,

903
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,919
Speaker 1: everybody is pretty open in an open relationship about their

904
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: hard nos. And I think the hardest thing to do

905
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: in an open relationship is be honest. Damn that's the hardest.

906
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: I think that's any relationship. I think. I think that's

907
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: the hardest thing open relationship. Honest they do. And why

908
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: I say did, because I mean women to everybody. But

909
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: sometimes the basis of an open relationship is honesty, but

910
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: we know that another big layer in the big cond

911
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: of it is jealousy. Yep, we don't want to know that,

912
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: you know we're going to be forgotten about it. We

913
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: don't want to lose you. We're both trying not to

914
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: lose each other. And so one person is asking for honesty.

915
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: The other person doesn't want to tell you the truth

916
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: because they think they'll lose you. So this is what

917
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: ends up happening in open relationships. That was the failure

918
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: of mine, for sure. He knew that he could go

919
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: out and fuck women, but was scared that if he

920
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: told me I would get angry. Was scared that I

921
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: was saying, go do it, and it was really like

922
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: a test for him. So there was really no real

923
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: trust in there, I realize now, and I didn't know

924
00:43:58,239 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: that till the end. So I think the best way

925
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: is to respect your partners, have them being truly honest

926
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: on what they can handle. For example, I think something

927
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: I told him that was my most honest thing was

928
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: like even if I ask you for all the details,

929
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: don't give them.

930
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 2: That was something but that to me, That to me

931
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 2: is that that's plain too. You can't ask somebody for

932
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 2: something that you don't really want.

933
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: No, I would say, like be open with me, but

934
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,439
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to ever pick and pull.

935
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: I know I can't handle it. So if I'm asking

936
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: for all the details, let's just I don't really mean

937
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: why would you ask for all the details? Wh wouldn't you?

938
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just saying, like, maybe I'll

939
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: have a vulnerable moment where I want more details, but

940
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: if I do, I'm not being my true self.

941
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 2: But then you couldn't hold it against him if he

942
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 2: actually gave you what you asked for.

943
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: That's why I said, I don't think I can handle this.

944
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: So even if I'm doing that, this isn't what I mean.

945
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 1: That's tricky. It is tricky.

946
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 2: Sit here and be like, but even if I ask

947
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 2: you for something, don't give it to me, because I

948
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 2: may in that moment may not mean that. That's that's

949
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 2: tricky as fuck to give someone the space.

950
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: To kind of read your mind. I think that what

951
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 1: started to happen through him telling me details was maybe

952
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: I was forming a jealousy that I didn't know. Like

953
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: knowing that he fucked someone last night doesn't bother me,

954
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: but sometimes I would feel jealous once in a blue

955
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: that's too often, and I would want to know more.

956
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: But I don't know why. I guess I wanted to

957
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,959
Speaker 1: know that it wasn't as good as me, or maybe

958
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: I wanted to hear something go wrong. It's this weird

959
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: thing I was doing. So I was like, let's stick

960
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: to what we first said. We don't need to do details,

961
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: no exchanging of names and all this bullshit of the night, like,

962
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: let's just be honest and tell each other. If he's

963
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: never asked me for details, but I was he could

964
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: just listen to the podcast, but he never. I don't know.

965
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: I don't think he wanted to. I don't think he

966
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: was interested in it. As much as I look through

967
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: a shit towards the end relationship, I know he didn't.

968
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: The only thing he watched that I asked him to

969
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: was sex cells. Okay, but that's also because I don't

970
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: talk about sex on there, right, And so for me

971
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: knowing that a man that I'm seeing could watch me

972
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: detailed relationships with other men, it's tough for sure. The

973
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: live show is not really because I feel like I'm

974
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: performing a little bit, even though it's real life. It's

975
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: not like this.

976
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 2: It's so crazy because I was just told that recently.

977
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 2: But my ex we had a conversation recently.

978
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: And has he ever come to a horrible decisions live show? Okay?

979
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 2: And he said it would be difficult sometimes with being

980
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: with me because he didn't know if I was performing.

981
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, what do you mean And he's like, well,

982
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 2: I know how you tell stories and the things that

983
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 2: you share on your show. So there would be sometimes

984
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 2: we would be doing something and I didn't know if

985
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 2: you were doing it just to have a story to tell,

986
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: or just to be able to perform it later, or

987
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 2: if it was something you even really wanted to do,

988
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 2: or if you were doing it out of being this

989
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 2: performative person.

990
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: And I was like wow, I was like, crude, nigga,

991
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: I do what the fuck I want to do? When

992
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: you think of all the things that you do with

993
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: someone that I don't make the podcast.

994
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: We went to bars, the sex clubs, different people that

995
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 2: I brought in, and to know that because he knows

996
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 2: I share these things that he felt sometimes I was

997
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 2: doing it to be performative and to have something to

998
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: share later.

999
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: I was like, think, my relationship with you wasn't for

1000
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: research purpose? What would you do differently? Like do you

1001
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: think I've told you? And I've talked about this on

1002
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: the podcast. I actually asked for a consent with the

1003
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: with like new sexual experiences with old Bay, not so

1004
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: much because we were so we were together for a long

1005
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: time and I knew he was okay with it, But

1006
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: with new partners.

1007
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 2: I haven't had any new partners, right, That's what I'm saying,

1008
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,760
Speaker 2: what would you do different?

1009
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: Would you?

1010
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 2: He would still, I would like to know that someone

1011
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 2: accepts me for me. You either gonna make a story

1012
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: or not. I was just with a nigga from the

1013
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: past and I was telling him about the project we're

1014
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 2: working on and I'm like, don't worry you not any

1015
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, as a matter of fact,

1016
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: might add you in it, but.

1017
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: I don't know where you But I said you ain't

1018
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: got you ain't in.

1019
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: It, and he was like okay. But like he asked

1020
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 2: me about the project and I told him, I don't know.

1021
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: I feel like some guys want to be mentioned bad.

1022
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 2: I agree with and I don't really liked it, but

1023
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 2: I don't think.

1024
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: I used to think me that he was sucking the

1025
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: shit out of me so I could talk about it. See,

1026
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: so you thought he was being performative. It was just

1027
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: so like he talked so much shit to me sometimes

1028
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: during sex. And I was like, now you want me

1029
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: to tell somebody. I mean, you did. He had a

1030
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: whole name on the podcast you did. But I don't

1031
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: think it was for that. I think we all kind

1032
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: of do that to ourselves. I'm just surprised that your

1033
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: ex said that to you, because when you're with someone

1034
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: all the time, we have so many experiences that we

1035
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: don't talk about so many And that's what I was saying.

1036
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you know, how much I didn't bring

1037
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: to the pie, Like what the fun? But whatever, That's

1038
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 1: what he thought. Also, the other thing that's interesting too,

1039
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: is like, if you give someone an alias, do you

1040
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: really have to tell them? But the reason that I

1041
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: think I do is because, let's be real, if I

1042
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: kick it with a nigga a few times, people see

1043
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: me out. We're in New York, LA, You're in Atlanta.

1044
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: These are cities where fans are at, or if they're famous,

1045
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: their fans are at, They're gonna figure it out. I

1046
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: talked about a flea bargain, nigga meditating and bitches brown out.

1047
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 2: I mean, but that I think that that depends because

1048
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 2: like I was just in Atlanta, and every night I

1049
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 2: was with a different nigga.

1050
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: The people who came up to me that were fans

1051
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: maybe said every night I was with a different niggas.

1052
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: It was my homies. They were all my friends. They

1053
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: weren't anybody that.

1054
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 2: I was having any sexual relations with. And the fans

1055
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: that saw me in Magic City, that saw me at night.

1056
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: Is that's true. That's true. That's nobody has.

1057
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 2: Thought that just because I'm with a guy, that this

1058
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,720
Speaker 2: is someone I talked to. Now I've been well going

1059
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: to the nude beach with Soulmate. I met a nude

1060
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 2: beach with a person that is similar to who I've described.

1061
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 2: So in intimate settings, yes, but when I'm just out

1062
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: and I'm with a dude, I haven't had really fans

1063
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 2: assume that that particular person is anybody really, especially in Atlanta,

1064
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 2: which is where I run into the most fans the

1065
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 2: whore Hide.

1066
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, Atlantanta.

1067
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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I was in an uber recently and a girl was

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00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: like this, only in Atlanta do I get recognized that

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00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 1: ubers like this? And it turned around She's like, oh

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00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: my god. She's like I had be some old last

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Speaker 1: week and she's like telling me how she listens to

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Speaker 1: our podcast when she does longer drives. She was like,

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Speaker 1: I always ask people if it's okay, and then she said,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you look like. Actually, Oh, I

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00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: was like I just knew your voice. Oh I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna lie when I get in ubers in Atlanta.

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Speaker 2: I don't even talk on the phone because I know

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Speaker 2: that I don't want none of my business out in

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Speaker 2: the streets. I just been there listening to my airpots.

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Speaker 2: I'll be trying to be quiet. I get spotted in Atlanta.

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Speaker 2: When I opened my fucking mouth, I heard you.

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Speaker 1: I knew it was you.

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00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe, but I was just happened right at

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Speaker 2: Atlanta station. Damn God, they've heard me before they saw me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, like, I guess we made running on

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00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:58,760
Speaker 1: our voices for a living. But I mean, I'm anyway.

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Speaker 1: It all right. Let's get into our home mail. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this one's a fuck.

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Speaker 2: By the way, guys, if you have a home mail,

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Speaker 2: please please please send it over to Horrible Decisions at

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00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 2: gmail dot com. And we will not say your motherfucking name.

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00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 2: We gonna keep it anonymous. We never say names, and

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00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: I don't know why I always say, don't say my name.

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00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 2: We ain't gonna say your name. I think I only

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00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 2: read it when it's like something like lonely and yeah,

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Speaker 2: don't We're not gonna say your name. But sen in Yo,

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Speaker 2: Uh send in your picture though, okay? So hi man,

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Speaker 2: first and foremost, I love y'all.

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Speaker 1: No, seriously, I'm not sure how I found horrible decisions,

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00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: but I found it during a breakup. And let's just say,

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00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: you guys have put me onto a lot. Well, we're happy.

1103
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 1: I feel liberated and so much more comfortable with my sexuality.

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00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: This email isn't about that. I'll keep it short. I promise. Well,

1105
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 1: you did it a year ago I met a sex dude.

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00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I do it on a sex site. Don't judge.

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00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: I just got out of a ten year relationship and

1108
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: sex site like OnlyFans. Maybe she means like a fed life. Okay,

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00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: I got out of a ten year relationship, but my

1110
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: pussy was growling. We met up once. This sex was good,

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00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 1: but I didn't think i'd hit him up again. My

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00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: friends talked me into reaching out, and after the second session,

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00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,959
Speaker 1: I was hooked. He lives two and a half hours

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00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: away from me in another state and would travel once,

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00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: sometimes twice a week to fuck. Before you ask Mandy,

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00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: he has a good job, children and a place of

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00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: his own, and he made time for my sexual needs.

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00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: Here's where things got tricky, and here's where you didn't

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00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: keep it short. Just when I thought things were staying platonic.

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Speaker 1: I started to catch feelings. I started to notice he

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Speaker 1: would go out of his way to do small things

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00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 1: for me, and I started seeing him in a different light.

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Speaker 1: I'll give a few examples. One I noticed when he

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Speaker 1: brought me a pear. Now hear me out, here's a backstory.

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00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: One night he came over and I was eating a pear,

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Speaker 1: and he told me it was his favorite fruit. I

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00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: felt bad that I didn't offer are so simple? I

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Speaker 1: was a pair like the and the next linkup, he

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00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: brought a pair from his house for me. At first

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Speaker 1: I thought it was weird. Then I thought, well, that

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00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: was sweet. Whether you did that or not, I was

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00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: jo the bear. That was sweet. Keep going, bitch as

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00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: someone that likes simple things. Bitch, I'm judging this shit

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Speaker 1: out of you. Did you say, don't judge me? Oh well,

1135
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: too late, hope. The next link up, he brought a

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00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: pair from his house, and at first I thought it

1137
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: was weird. It was so sweet. Whether you did that

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00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: or not, I was still gonna fuck. And the second example,

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00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: he goes out of his way to give really good massages.

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00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: Now we're talking, okay. He offered a massage after the

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00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: last time we linked up caressed me and asked where

1142
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: my tender spots were to make me feel catered to,

1143
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: and the last one was after care he asked me

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00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: to be his Valentine. We both got gifts and did

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00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: a nice exchange, and he would definitely text me every

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00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 1: now and then to nothing sex related. For the text.

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00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: One day, I decided to ask him what he thought

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00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: about getting to know one another. He gave me two responses.

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00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: His first was that he'd be open to it, and

1150
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: then he asked if I thought our sex was too

1151
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: intimate and that he wanted to keep it platonic. Ooh,

1152
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 1: all of that after the pair? Babe, who would have known?

1153
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: After that weird talk, I said, being friends his own sucks,

1154
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 1: but the dick was too good to give up. That's

1155
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Speaker 1: what it is.

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00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 2: The Dick's so good and there amazing thought the pair

1157
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 2: was a gift and it was just there.

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00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: Fast forward, I decided to inter just fucking, I should

1159
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: start talking and dating other people. I ended up meeting

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00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: someone and told the original guy that we should take

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00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: a break, and I started feeling the guy was dating

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00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: and I don't like fucking more than one person at

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00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: once because there's too many STDs. After I told him

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00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: about the break, he understood and kept in touch. I

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00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: felt like we actually texted and bonded then even more before. Eventually,

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00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 1: because he just wanted to be platanic girl, I eventually

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00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: tried to have sex with him again. He was excited

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00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: to have me back around, but before we were able

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00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: to schedule our next session, he confessed to me that

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00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: he has herpes too, which is genital herpes, and that

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00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: he doesn't know when or where he got it, and

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00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 1: that I may have it. He said sorry and said

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00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 1: he felt like an idiot for friend zoning me, and

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00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 1: I was confused because we hadn't had sex in three months.

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00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 1: Got myself checked out. After I got my results, I

1176
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 1: called him to figure out what happened. After talking with him,

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00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: found out that he's been had this during the entire year.

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00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: I was only fucking him and we fucked raw eighty

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00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: percent of the time. I truly trusted him and we

1180
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: were fucking so often. I never questioned his loyalty the

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00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: entire conversation. I was in shock because I was talking

1182
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: to a completely different person than who he showed to me.

1183
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: Even cried on the phone and tried to give me

1184
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: these booboo stories about justifying his actions. After an hour,

1185
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 1: I blocked him. I missed him a lot, and I

1186
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: know there's no going back, but I have really bad

1187
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: trust issues. I've decided to take a few months off

1188
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: from dating you ladies, have any advice for starting to

1189
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: date again, and just to give you a timeline. He

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00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: confessed this to me in December, and I don't have

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00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: general heart beees. Wow, I'm so tired.

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00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So she broke up the word loyalty from the pause.

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00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: I mean, how did we get to her?

1194
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 2: Well, she said she met him on a sex site

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00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 2: and they hooked up the first time.

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00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: So to me, this question of how.

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00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 2: Do you date and the idea that you don't want

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00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 2: to fuck multiple people at the same time because of STDs.

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00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 2: Yet you were platonically fucking someone casually who didn't even

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00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 2: live in your state that you didn't have any exclusivity with.

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00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 2: Y'all barely spoke because after fucking a certain amount of times,

1202
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 2: then you said we should get to know each other.

1203
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 2: You started connecting yourself emotionally based off of just sex.

1204
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: But the only thing he did wrong was the Valentine.

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00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: Other than that, this is all her vault. I'm not

1206
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: gonna lie.

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00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 2: That's where I'm just like the idea that now, too,

1208
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 2: you're trying to figure out how to date safely or

1209
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 2: whatever the case may be, when this casual sex partner

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00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 2: didn't start.

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00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 1: Off that way like you like you are just as.

1212
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 2: Sustainable to catch STDs with just fucking one person who

1213
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 2: you're not exclusive with.

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00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: Then if you're fucking multiple people, I'm glad that you

1215
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: don't have it. But you're basically saying how to start

1216
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 1: dating again. I don't think you were dating in the

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00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 1: first place.

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00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 2: You weren't dating. You were having casual sex, and then

1219
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 2: because he couldn't confusing, he didn't give you what you

1220
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 2: wanted beyond the casual sex. So then you took a

1221
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 2: pause from that to just go find somebody else. But

1222
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 2: then you also said you started to like I think

1223
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 2: that you involve yourself emotionally.

1224
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: Although you're probably leading with.

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00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 2: The fact that I just got out of a ten

1226
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 2: year relationship, maybe you're leaning into that you don't really

1227
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 2: want something out the gate, maybe you don't know how to,

1228
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 2: and then you're doing something casual and then want something later.

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00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: I will say this, I'm not judging you for catching feelings.

1230
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: And now that I think about it, if the dick

1231
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: was that good, I might have brought up the pairs too,

1232
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: But that like you holding on to those little things,

1233
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: lets you know that you really that it was really good, Like, yeah,

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00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: it was good, bitch, that's how he got the herbes.

1235
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: Passing that good as dick around. I mean, I just

1236
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: think it's and at least he told you, I mean,

1237
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: right it is, said wait, oh sorry, she said he

1238
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: knew it for a year before, never mind that he

1239
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 1: been had it, he just decided to share. I can't

1240
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: believe he was fucking and didn't even communicate it. I

1241
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: don't know.

1242
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like that's common in casual sex,

1243
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 2: if you're going into something not asking anybody about themselves

1244
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 2: about their their past, their sexual history. All she went

1245
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 2: in with it was I just got out of a

1246
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 2: ten year relationship, met this guy on a sex site.

1247
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 2: We hit it off the first night and kept fucking

1248
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 2: even though he lived in another state. There was really

1249
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 2: no action to getting more out of that relationship.

1250
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: You're one hundred percent somebody that attaches after set me

1251
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: to I could tell from even reading that, like, you're

1252
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: someone that attached you start to grow the feelings based

1253
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: on the sex, and so I think for you, the

1254
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: most conducive way to get a relationship and start dating

1255
00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: again is to not have sex or think about sex

1256
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: initially when you're going on these dates with these partners.

1257
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: I agree, Maybe you have a fuck buddy and actually

1258
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: actively date so that you can focus on connecting with

1259
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: someone emotionally and not being so obsessed with when is

1260
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: it going to happen, bringing the sex in the middle

1261
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: of it, and then trying to learn each other. Kind

1262
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,919
Speaker 1: of how we said earlier with the unpopular opinion, Wait,

1263
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: I agree, let it grow.

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00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 2: I agree also this what that shit was long that

1265
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 2: you I was surprised, though I had to lube up,

1266
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 2: but also I understood every word you didn't like.

1267
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 1: That's not like you be reading fast as fun when

1268
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: you be getting a long ass home. And I was

1269
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: because she tricked me, she said, if she was gonna

1270
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: keep it short, I'm out of breath now. Well, y'all,

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Speaker 1: thank y'all for tuning in.

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Speaker 2: We do have a special special announcement coming better better

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Speaker 2: vetter very soon if you haven't gotten yet. But also

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Speaker 2: back slash Horrible Decisions. All right, y'all, and this has

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Speaker 2: been yet another episode of Horrible Decisions. Bye, It's bonus

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Speaker 1: We're probably gonna drop it today. Episode. We are dropping

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Speaker 1: it today episode.

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Speaker 2: I guess we'll start off with a quick little ketchup

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Speaker 2: because y'all, we don't really get to talk current events,

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Speaker 2: but we about to talk current events today. Okay, but

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Speaker 2: I guess the ketchup? Do you wanna do you wanna

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Speaker 2: start withy with what's been young? I got some brand

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Speaker 2: new big news talk yo. I well, I'm almost a homeowner.

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Speaker 1: I had been looking to buy something for like the

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Speaker 1: last two or three years. And the way that I

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Speaker 1: became a homeowner almost because I'm in escrow. Is crazy

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Speaker 1: because so I went to where I was going to

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Speaker 1: go to Vegas to see Usher for my birthday with

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Speaker 1: the guy that I've been dating, and then something happened

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Speaker 1: with one of the dates he had a script to

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Speaker 1: finish son. I was gonna go to Cabo with Nina

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Speaker 1: by myself, and I was like, you know what, I

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Speaker 1: could go on vacation whenever I want with this damn dog.

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Speaker 1: Let me spend my special day with my parents. So

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Speaker 1: I flew to Orlando and I didn't want to stay

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Speaker 1: with my mom, so I got an airbnb downtown This

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Speaker 1: is how this happened, wow, and three hundred dollars a

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Speaker 1: night to stay at downtown Orlando. And I was like, damn,

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Speaker 1: this is trash, Like why am I spending so much?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: And I couldn't believe that they were charging that much

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Speaker 1: for what they did for what the apartment was. So

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Speaker 1: I was like, don't we just look on Zillo. I

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Speaker 1: found a one bedroom for one nine right, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, damn, this is cheap, mind you one ninety

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Speaker 1: nine right, that's very the down payment for the houses

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Speaker 1: that I've been looking at around La and New York

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Speaker 1: that I would need twenty percent down, so I'm like,

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Speaker 1: let me see it tomorrow. Woke up eight am on

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Speaker 1: my birthday, worked out with Enoch, saw my dad. We

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Speaker 1: were we had breakfast together, then had a spat day

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Speaker 1: with Jewel, then ate with my parents for lunch, and

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Speaker 1: then around four pm I went to see this apartment,

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Speaker 1: one bedroom right one nine nine. I was like, eh,

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Speaker 1: and then she shows me a two for another forty,

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Speaker 1: which per mortgage, that's nothing, right, bro, When I tell

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Speaker 1: you I looked in it, Mandy. It took me maybe

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Speaker 1: thirty seconds, and I was like, I think the girl

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Speaker 1: even looked at me like, but do you even I

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Speaker 1: was like, all right, I think I'm gonna take it,

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Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, you want to see the

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Speaker 1: gym in the pool? I'm like no, Like how many

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Speaker 1: parking spaces do I get? Like, I think I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take this. And my mom and Enoch were with me

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Speaker 1: and they're looking at me like this is moving too quick.

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Speaker 1: But literally, in my brain I have I don't know,

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Speaker 1: some of you guys will remember when I had a

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Speaker 1: sugar daddy, and I'll just be very transparent with numbers

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Speaker 1: because I feel like for the sake of telling this story,

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Speaker 1: it's important. He gave me ten thousand dollars to invest

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Speaker 1: and told me if I grew it, he would give

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Speaker 1: me another ten. So at that point in time in

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Speaker 1: two thousand and seventeen, that account had about twenty five K.

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Speaker 1: Today that account has seventy. It just keeps vesting and

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Speaker 1: I forget about it a lot. It's on it's an

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Speaker 1: e trade account. That's how he was doing stocks today.

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Speaker 1: I use Robin Hood with Ian Dunlap, right, So it's

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Speaker 1: just sitting there and sitting there and you can take

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Speaker 1: money out of if anyone's listening. Like when I left

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Speaker 1: T Mobile, I have an account that has like maybe

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Speaker 1: twenty in there, and it's an IRA and you can

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Speaker 1: take money out of there without penalty if you have

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Speaker 1: a death, an emergency, or you're purchasing a home. So

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Speaker 1: now together with these accounts, it's almost one hundred that

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Speaker 1: I don't look at, right, And I'm like, I'll just

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Speaker 1: use that when I'm buying a crib, right, So literally

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy this house forgetting, you know what I

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Speaker 1: mean with money that I just was letting sent there.

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Speaker 1: So I told her, I want to like try to

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Speaker 1: offer as low as I can. I looked up some

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Speaker 1: of the ways that the apartment works. So in New York,

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Speaker 1: the largest issue with me purchasing a property is you

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Speaker 1: have to live there for one to two years before

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Speaker 1: you can sublet, and a lot of the other rules

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Speaker 1: with New York is that you can only sublet for

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Speaker 1: a certain amount of time. So what if I end

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Speaker 1: up having a kid? What if I fall in love

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Speaker 1: in La? Like, what am I going to do? This

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Speaker 1: apartment is downtown Orlando. I'm not gonna obviously say what

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Speaker 1: building it is. Maybe I will because I'll need you

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Speaker 1: all niggas AIRBNBA. So here's what my plan is. This

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Speaker 1: is where niggas can get up the apartment half owned

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Speaker 1: by owners, half owned by the building. If an owner

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Speaker 1: wants to rent it immediately after they buy it, they can.

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Speaker 1: You can either rent it on your own, collect rent

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Speaker 1: on your own, or give the building five percent of

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Speaker 1: your earnings and they'll give you maintenance, they'll collect the rent,

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Speaker 1: they'll run the credit check. And I was like that's lick, Like, bro,

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Speaker 1: I might want to get another one in this bitch

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Speaker 1: if it works out. So she's like, yeah, we'll take

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Speaker 1: care of everything. If they don't pay, we'll kick them out.

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Speaker 1: It's we take five percent of the rent. My mortgage

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Speaker 1: is going to be like eighteen and the average for

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Speaker 1: two bedrooms in there's twenty two to fifty. So how

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start. I'm an Airbnb to shit. And today

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Speaker 1: Timmy's that I saw the fines. I looked it up.

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Speaker 1: The fines are three hundred dollars every time you get

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Speaker 1: caught up to five times, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a dub bitch. My apartment that I'm getting has

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Speaker 1: a side entrance, so they'll never see the Airbnb people,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know we're gonna see. I found a

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Speaker 1: management company. They take they take ten percent of your

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Speaker 1: Airbnb earnings to give you the maid. So here here's

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Speaker 1: the thing. You gotta be worried. Give me the tips

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Speaker 1: when building. When buildings, especially if anyone's listening with Airbnb.

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Speaker 2: So when buildings have strict regulations on whether you can

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Speaker 2: or cannot Airbnb, they literally pay either a third party

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Speaker 2: or they're look for to look to look for the

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Speaker 2: postings and they're able to tell so unfortunately a lot

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Speaker 2: of times because

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Speaker 1: They know that's how I got caught when I was

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Speaker 1: Airbnb and the Sugar Addy