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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be.

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Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. Do you

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Speaker 1: wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about every scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Melbourne?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to

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Speaker 4: Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 4: You like that position? No, okay, Karen is driving my

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Speaker 4: Honda car. We are in the car. That's what you heard, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's studio. You can tell by the lowerds sown quality guys.

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Speaker 1: This is we're back to our roots.

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Speaker 4: Our roots. As some might say. Some people say creek

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Speaker 3: I mean I want to say whatever sounds the most

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Speaker 3: old fashioned, yeah and kind of wild Westie, So I.

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Speaker 4: Say roots, We're back to our roots. Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That guy pulled all the way over and he didn't

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Speaker 4: That's passive aggressed I think he's being condescending.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but then it also could just be maybe he

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Speaker 3: can I just have a nice thing for five minutes?

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Speaker 4: Well, people that live up here, there's a reason I

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Speaker 4: don't know where we are. Do you know where we are?

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Speaker 1: We're in the Bourbank Hills.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Look at that reindeer.

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Speaker 4: They're ready, they are ready for the holidays.

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Speaker 4: It is very nice up here. And whenever someone lives

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Speaker 4: white flight. Like they're scared of people, and of course

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Speaker 4: they pull over when they're driving because they think the

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Speaker 4: world is going to attack them.

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Speaker 1: Yes they do.

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Speaker 3: They watch a lot of Fox News probably and they're

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But I find also those same people that are

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Speaker 3: Also are the same people who get pure bread dogs,

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Speaker 3: bring them to the dog park, and then will not

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, when people get frustrated that their dog is

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Speaker 3: Exist and the only thing a dog wants to do.

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Speaker 3: They don't want to play catch with you. They don't

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Speaker 4: I don't I don't like people at dog parks. I

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Speaker 4: into groups and they're like, let's hang out. You have

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Speaker 4: We're talking about seventeen seventy Cleveland. Go ahead and everything.

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Speaker 3: What if there's like an old man sitting in his

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Speaker 4: I finally made it.

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Speaker 1: They're insulting my beautiful mustard home.

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Speaker 4: I'm insulted, yet so excited to be mentioned on diner.

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Speaker 4: I usually trow if there is a bus. We used

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Speaker 4: to do acid and go to shity shitty. I am

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Speaker 4: done with that character. It's hard, it's all right, it's

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Speaker 4: hard on the the old vultual chords. I dinar means

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Speaker 3: I see you speak it out as well. So dinar

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Speaker 3: I feel like And this is a total guess. Uh,

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Speaker 4: there's always hundreds of people talking about dinar and then

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Speaker 4: I'll click on it and it's people in dressed up

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Speaker 4: as sarongs be dazzled capes on their forehead. Yes, bolero ties. No,

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Speaker 1: Some day we'll find out what it is. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: the cook from you Can't do That on television is

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Speaker 4: They woke up, they opened their laptop, they cracked their knuckles,

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Speaker 1: That's kind of But don't you think he was named Barth?

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Speaker 3: Because it sounds like Barf and he was a cook

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Speaker 4: Also, I know the guy's name isn't Barf.

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Speaker 4: You can't do that on podcasts.

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Speaker 1: You can't be wrong about Barf on podcasts.

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Speaker 4: These houses are beautiful, I know, aren't they nice? Look

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Speaker 4: at that one? What do these people do for a living? Something?

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Speaker 3: Spect they all own a piece of the Zancu chicken Empire,

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Speaker 3: This is a very Armenian neighborhood, which is what that

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Speaker 1: We're the Glendale Bourbank Hills.

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Speaker 3: is a generalization. But from the houses that I looked at,

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Speaker 3: they love tile, marble tile and gold fixtures.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was.

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Speaker 1: Almost all the houses around here.

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Speaker 3: Yes, or by Moda Italia two thousand or whatever that

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Speaker 4: just kind of purposefully fall down hills. I'm sorry, everyone's

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Speaker 4: It was shocking, and no one said goodbye to it.

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Speaker 4: Are you saying that I shouldn't have that be my Halloween.

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Speaker 4: the fake legs where my legs and I'm sitting. It

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Speaker 1: People loved it.

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Speaker 4: I went to costume contests two hundred bucks here, one

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Speaker 4: hundred and fifty here. Yes, I just swept the town.

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Speaker 4: Fuck yes, I didn't even have fun that night. I

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Speaker 4: saw it as a way to make money.

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Speaker 1: It was you were a businessman and I'm not.

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Speaker 4: A toiletore as in my early twenties.

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Speaker 1: Uh, you could do this again.

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Speaker 4: I think I want to.

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Speaker 4: You're an artist started on it.

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Speaker 4: Spit right into his bird's nest.

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Speaker 4: that thinking, yeah, Trump piece, same old Trump, but Billy

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Speaker 3: But then when it's boys time, like all bets are

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Speaker 4: Every relationship I have that doesn't go well, I blame

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's never like what if it's because your dad

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Speaker 3: Now he would yell at a child who the weirdest dad.

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Speaker 3: No, you know what, Now I'm on that rape apologist's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was that, all of the joke.

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Speaker 3: That joke could be funny setting it up that way

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Speaker 3: because it's like, well, first of all, I don't know

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Speaker 4: I've heard the real joke, and it the people talking

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Speaker 1: There are some who can do it, many who cannot,

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Speaker 4: The dumbest joke I have that is making light of

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Speaker 4: pedoph like where I'm like, I'm not trying to fuck

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Speaker 4: But it is what if someone I don't even think about.

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Speaker 3: There's someone in the audience always that has gone through something,

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Speaker 4: That I got to write no jokes. I got quit

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Speaker 1: I've never heard you do that though.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's about me. I like kids, and when I

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Speaker 1: Well it's but that's funny because that's true.

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Speaker 3: Like men your age, single men kind of can't talk

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Speaker 4: Yeah, makes it even worse, especially.

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Speaker 4: I just don't think it's a good You think the

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Speaker 4: No, I do. I do. I do like kids. I

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Speaker 1: My friends don't say it like that.

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Speaker 4: Little guy, look he's the cutest.

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Speaker 4: There's just a little kid jumping in yelling. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: I desire isn't the word should at all ever, desire

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Speaker 1: I just want to have kids around me, around my lap.

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Speaker 4: Oh who's the comic that said sitting on a throne

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Speaker 4: of boys? But Matt? He was no from back in

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, he is so funny.

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Speaker 4: He is great. He is great.

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Speaker 1: She is great.

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Speaker 3: He's still alive and he's still doing great comedy.

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Speaker 4: Is he doing stand up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm sure I doesn't know.

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Speaker 3: I mean I have I see him like once a year.

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Speaker 4: Going counterclockwise oddly similar leg thing that I do when

445
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 4: I'm bowling. I take my right one slide it behind

446
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 4: the left. Just with skating, I do it repeatedly, that's right,

447
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 4: not just as a celebrate.

448
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: Very much the same form.

449
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm good at both. I'm really pretty good

450
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 4: at roller skating. I speaking of pedophiles though, There was

451
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 4: a ice rink in Culver City that sadly just closed.

452
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 4: But it was real cool because it's just it's real ice.

453
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 4: It's indoor. Of course it's cold, it's not all year round.

454
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,120
Speaker 4: But I've been there a couple of times because it

455
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 4: was near my place in mar Vista and it's mostly kids.

456
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 4: But there was a guy there that was in all

457
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 4: black with like a turtleneck, and he was just creepy

458
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 4: in general. Yeah, And he had be dazzled skates, like

459
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 4: he covered his skates with gems, and he had these

460
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 4: rings like the Emperor's New Clothes rings, and he was

461
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 4: going up to kids and shining its rings and they'd

462
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 4: be like okay, wheredo, and they'd kind of look at

463
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 4: the rings and then skate away.

464
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: And he was knew that children loved me.

465
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 4: He was skating around, doing little spins and just being

466
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,479
Speaker 4: real creepy. And then at one point he was on

467
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 4: the side. I was on a date. He was on

468
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 4: the side of the rink just looking through the glass

469
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 4: into the like snack area. Yeah, there's just kids in

470
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 4: there eating and he's just staring at them, and I

471
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 4: was I just went up to him and I said,

472
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 4: you're acting peculiar, That's all I said. But he got

473
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 4: very defensive and he and then he just started focusing

474
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 4: on but I think he was getting away from himself

475
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 4: and basically fucking licking his lips. It was real gross

476
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 4: and scary.

477
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: Did he leave?

478
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 4: I had to tell this story because I wanted to

479
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 4: contrast my joke deep bet and file shit.

480
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 1: Good idea that you're also doing good in the community.

481
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, he knew what I meant when I said that

482
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 4: he was being real weird. He was shown his rings

483
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 4: to ooh, sparkly. It's funny because most of the kids

484
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 4: are like, yeah, I've seen a fake emerald before. Your weirdo.

485
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that's not a thing. Kids are into

486
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 3: men and jewelry.

487
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 4: I don't know if this used to work with you

488
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 4: back in the Nine Days, but kids don't care about

489
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 4: your jewels or back.

490
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 3: When you were Lad the Impaler, what was a decent

491
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 3: skater At one point he had a career on ice.

492
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: You think did he shoot the duck?

493
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 4: He probably had kids on ice in his I don't

494
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 4: want to shoots to shoot the duck.

495
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 3: That's when you squat down and put one leg up

496
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 3: straight in front of you and then the other one

497
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 3: stays in and you.

498
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, he did shoot was in the bedroom. I

499
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 4: am a.

500
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 5: Sorry describe something that did sound like a.

501
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 4: Sexual body position. So I had to go in there

502
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 4: with the A lot of people would have did what

503
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 4: I just did.

504
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: Yes, that's my point. A lot of people would have

505
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: could have. Oh, look at this man sleeping on a

506
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: bus bench.

507
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 4: Oh and he's a regular guy.

508
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: Yeah he doesn't.

509
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 4: He's got like dre headphones.

510
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: You know what he looks like.

511
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 3: To me, it's like they their tour and they've spent

512
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 3: the day trying to get around Burbank and Los Angeles

513
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 3: and they're like out here stuck at that bus stop

514
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 3: and he's had it.

515
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you're right that.

516
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for tourists that come to La

517
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: oh it is.

518
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 4: There's this Japanese couple that were walking around with a

519
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 4: map upside down and they were like trying to They

520
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 4: were walking along by the studio Paramount and I was like,

521
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 4: they just came up and they're like handed me the

522
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 4: map and they're like, Highland, Oh, let's see. And then

523
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 4: I had trouble with the map, which was in all English.

524
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 4: I was like, where the fuck is island on here?

525
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 4: And I and I had to direct that day. I

526
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 4: was like, you have to walk like ten miles that way,

527
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 4: and I tried to tell them about Uber and they

528
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 4: didn't know what I was saying though, and their phones

529
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 4: were in Japanese and I'm just like, fuck, I'm sorry,

530
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 4: and they just were. I felt so bad because they

531
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 4: wanted to go up to Hollywood and Highland probably they

532
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 4: wanted to like see the Hollywood sure, and they.

533
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 1: Well why not get a translation book? How can you?

534
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 4: They were they were very young. They were basically me

535
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 4: if I went to Europe when I was or somewhere

536
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 4: where they actually don't speaking, you know, when I was young.

537
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 4: But I can see like, well, we'll just go there

538
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 4: and walk around. It will work out. It was working out.

539
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: Not working out well.

540
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 3: But it rarely works out for tourists in Hollywood because

541
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,719
Speaker 3: once you get away from Hollywood and Highland and Vine

542
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 3: and Libria, which is basically what three block four block distance,

543
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 3: it's shit town.

544
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: It's awful.

545
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 4: You either make it into the ship town or you're

546
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 4: by that point you're already in the sex industry. You've

547
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 4: been sold into sex.

548
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 3: You've been sold in and you're just doing it for

549
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 3: a living. It's tiring.

550
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: The core is not that nice.

551
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 4: It's mostly brass. I can't but we've only been podcasting

552
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 4: for twenty five minutes. Is that surprising to you?

553
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: It is surprising to me.

554
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the clock off on this beast.

555
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, maybe just because we'd already started.

556
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes we did.

557
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,719
Speaker 1: It seems like a long previous thing.

558
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 3: Well, previously on Dinah. I'd like to record all of

559
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 3: our previously ons.

560
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 4: If we ever have to do that, Oh, that would

561
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 4: be really fun.

562
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: Previously on Dinah, I'll do it like that.

563
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 4: Has there been there probably has been, But Martha Kelly

564
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 4: did a funnier die thing. It was like with b J.

565
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 4: Porter and and uh Scott. It was called what's it called?

566
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 4: Was a parody of a soap opera? Lake, Charles Lake?

567
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 4: Did you ever see that? No, I was a guy.

568
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 4: It was like an overly dramatic Joe Wagner was in

569
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 4: it and he was great, Martha was great, and I

570
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 4: was in it. Tig was in it. Patrick Keane was

571
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 4: in it. It was really fun and it was a

572
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 4: parody of soap operas. And there was a lot of

573
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 4: recaps and previously leons and I want to do that again.

574
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 4: I think someone should do that again. Well, now I'm

575
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 4: just giving the idea away.

576
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: It's not you can't give it away.

577
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 4: Who's who did it?

578
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 1: You guys did it?

579
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, you're right, you're right. I forgot about the

580
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 4: version that I just brought up.

581
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: You're not talking about a dream you hope comes true.

582
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: It happened.

583
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 4: It is good. Yeah, it is good that it is

584
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 4: online permanently. I someone that I was did Q and

585
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 4: A at the graduation as some comedy class today and

586
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 4: they asked if I worry about firing off my jokes

587
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 4: on Twitter, which I thought was a good idea for

588
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 4: brand new comedian people. And I said, I don't worry

589
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 4: about it at all because of anything. You're taking your

590
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 4: idea and you're time stamping it permanently and as evidence

591
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 4: in case you see someone. I think it keeps a

592
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 4: lot of people from doing that. It's or does it,

593
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe being naive.

594
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 3: Well, I mean the time stamp thing really is is

595
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,479
Speaker 3: the main reason that I don't not do it, because

596
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 3: that's what I used to think the same thing. But

597
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 3: it's like a if you want to be a comedy writer,

598
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 3: and if you're doing stand up you are a comedy writer,

599
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: then you should get used to churning out massive levels

600
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 3: of material.

601
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: That's part of.

602
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 3: It, right, And when you can timestamp it, then any

603
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 3: all of that is just like, oh I thought of

604
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 3: that first, then you actually have proof if you thought

605
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 3: of it first or not.

606
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but for the most.

607
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 3: Part, you should just there should be no joke that

608
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 3: you think is so precious and dear that you can't

609
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 3: make it public that.

610
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 4: Way, right. Yeah. I wish that it had been around

611
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 4: when I had got Dmitri Martin problem where he had

612
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 4: similar to or sub verbatim and I was like, hey,

613
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 4: take my word for it, rather than being accusing someone.

614
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 4: I'm like, I have a joke just like that. I

615
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 4: wish that I had had Twitter or something where it

616
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 4: was or on YouTube. I didn't have that kind of proof.

617
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 4: And now it's like, I think it's handy. So that's

618
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 4: what I should have said to that class.

619
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you know, they shouldn't be doing stand

620
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 3: up anyway, so it's fine, don't worry it.

621
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 4: No one knew should get it. It's so so much

622
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: of me wanted to say that because every my stance

623
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 4: on it, they were asking all these hopeful questions, and

624
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 4: I think I was just like, oh, it takes no, no,

625
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 4: it takes at least fifteen years. And yeah, you're going

626
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 4: to keep asking for work, but you might not get it.

627
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 4: Success comes and goes right now. And I mean a

628
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 4: real lull. Is this helping you?

629
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: Guys? You just start crying.

630
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 4: They just they wanted to hear, like how do you

631
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 4: get work? And I'm like, still a mystery to me,

632
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 4: and I make a living doing this. I don't know

633
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 4: how you get into comedy clubs. I bother them. They

634
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 4: don't respond, Okay, next question.

635
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 3: Well, and also I'm glad you did that, because really

636
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 3: the answer is no one can walk you through this.

637
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 3: You don't get the easy way is, especially in stand

638
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 3: up comedy, if you really want to do it, you

639
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 3: have to go and eat shit for a long time

640
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 3: and get better.

641
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 4: That's all I kept saying is I just keep doing it,

642
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,719
Speaker 4: and I don't know. I don't know why I'm doing it.

643
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 4: Things happen peripherally jobs, you know, writing jobs, and commercial work,

644
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 4: hosting jobs, things. But I just keep doing stand up.

645
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 4: It's fine. I like it.

646
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: Yep.

647
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 4: I don't know why. You shouldn't ask why you should

648
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 4: just want it.

649
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 3: You should know why you want to do it instead

650
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 3: of asking someone else why they do it.

651
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 4: God, I wish you were there to be behind me

652
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 4: like flavor flave and just yell.

653
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 3: Back and yell bitchy shit at children who are just

654
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 3: trying something.

655
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: Stop trying this. You already failed.

656
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 4: There's no reason to start doing stand up that isn't

657
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 4: the wrong one no matter.

658
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 3: What, because you're always wrong, you're always right, and there's

659
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 3: there to be good at stand up.

660
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: There has to be something deeply wrong with you.

661
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 3: To be a funny person, you need to be in

662
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 3: serious pain and very flawed and suck up.

663
00:31:59,280 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: All the time.

664
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 4: Had to be yanked away from a breast, you had

665
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 4: to be burned in a tub.

666
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 3: You had to just have a deep seated personality disorder

667
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 3: where you're a narcissiste, self serving co and also don't

668
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 3: have a lot of shame or feelings.

669
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,479
Speaker 4: Or you or you just got funny parents and they

670
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 4: were like, Hey, you're funny. Do you want to do comedy?

671
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: That's sometimes that's necessary.

672
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 4: Some level of that happens if your.

673
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 3: Parents are boring or assholes who should probably become an

674
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 3: accountant or a therapist probably it.

675
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 4: Would be good. Yeah, do you have a lot? There

676
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 4: are I wonder who? I can't think of anyone right now,

677
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 4: but I know they exist, funny, legitimately funny people to

678
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 4: where when you meet their parents you're like, oh my god,

679
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 4: how April Richardson April? It's yeah that there, But no,

680
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 4: her mom wasn't. I could tell that she has.

681
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: A good sense of him.

682
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just not not a good you know, sense

683
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 4: of style like comedy style air whatever. What am I saying?

684
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: She loves Steve Harvey.

685
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 4: She loves Steve Hartt, Like if you love a comedian, Look,

686
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 4: there's the debate. Oh, wow, I should be watching it.

687
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 4: I'm supposed to watch it. Oh, it's right now, it's happening,

688
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 4: but I can catch up later.

689
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 3: I feel a little fatigued. I feel like I know

690
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 3: what's gonna happen. I watched the first one and it

691
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 3: I was in such a deep cringe the entire time

692
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 3: that I hurt my neck.

693
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's he shouldn't be there.

694
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 4: Really hurt your neck.

695
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 3: Yes, we were watching it at work, so we were

696
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 3: I was facing I had to look to the left

697
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 3: to watch it for an hour, and it was him

698
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 3: going wrong, wrong, And there's all everything about him. He

699
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 3: doesn't Yeah, he doesn't know the rules, he doesn't have

700
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: real answers, he's he's a fraud, and yet he is

701
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 3: so psychotically narcissistic that he thinks he's getting away with it.

702
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 4: And yet he's still had a couple of applause breaks like.

703
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but someone else mentioned maybe it was you and

704
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 3: I talking about it. Yeah, because the people that are

705
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 3: that support him are they would applaud him murdering a

706
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: baby with his hands.

707
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: They're they're not Okay.

708
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 4: It's those people. Yeah. There's a section at the debate

709
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 4: in the audience for overalls only.

710
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 3: Well, and also you were they were told repeatedly you

711
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 3: can't applaud, and they did it of course anyway, because

712
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 3: these days in our society, everyone thinks they're the exception

713
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 3: of the rule, right, and so it doesn't matter if

714
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 3: the rule says you can't do it, I can because

715
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 3: it's me is everything in our society.

716
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: And really, I'm coming down on society, isn't it.

717
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 4: So of course Pence would not have had anything to

718
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 4: do with the debate tonight, the vice presidential one. But

719
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 4: did he ever read did you? It's not official yet,

720
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 4: but he's dropped out.

721
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 3: Most likely there's there's rumors that he is being asked

722
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 3: asked to be He is asking to be taken.

723
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: Off the ticket.

724
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 4: Oh you can't take yourself up.

725
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.

726
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 4: I wonder, I don't.

727
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: I think it's like if you get dominated, you're that's

728
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:01,919
Speaker 1: an official thing.

729
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 4: He just keeps going to places with wide out and no, no, no,

730
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 4: not me, no no, no, no, don't pick me. No,

731
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 4: it's Eddie Pence, Los Angeles comedian. Oh here's flappers. I

732
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 4: headlined this place.

733
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: Jeff Garland's in there.

734
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 4: Look at that jet to is he doing some loose material.

735
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna loose loose, meet it up.

736
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 4: He's gonna Lucy goose it up. Jimmy Pardo, Jimmy Parto.

737
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,479
Speaker 4: Here's a plug for flappers. Jimmy Parto October tenth.

738
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: Oh, he's sure that will be a show worth going to.

739
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: Jimmy Parto.

740
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jimmy Parto is uh. He's one of my I

741
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 4: mean he's not old enough to be, but he is

742
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 4: one of my comedy dads a little bit.

743
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 3: Yes, he took me a hero on the road O fatherly, Oh,

744
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 3: I see advice.

745
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 4: I know, I don't. Yeah, it's weird to say. He did.

746
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 1: Always a great show to watch together.

747
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 4: It would be fun. We used to. He'd take me

748
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 4: to lunch when we are on the road. I need you.

749
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 4: Go to a restaurant and he's like, Hi, how are you.

750
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 4: My nephew's in town. This is my nephew, Chris to

751
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 4: the waiter and then they're like, oh, yeah, he just

752
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 4: graduated from Naval academy. Tell him, Chris, tell him about

753
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 4: the navy. It's like, oh, fuck, come on, And you

754
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 4: had to like play along, otherwise he'd actually get mad

755
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 4: at you and it's so it's that thing that he does.

756
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 4: And like talk last where they assign you a comedy

757
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 4: sketch that you do not want to do, but you

758
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 4: have to do it. Yeah, there's an obligation to do.

759
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: It with only I would literally walk away if if

760
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: I was there.

761
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 3: I so don't want to trick normal people who don't

762
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 3: understand anything that's happening.

763
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 4: Oh interested, I didn't want to either. But remember a

764
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 4: very fun version at the Olive Garden where I had

765
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 4: to talk about him being my uncle.

766
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 3: For quite a while, and that you're in the Army

767
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 3: or the Air Force or I couldn't remember which branch.

768
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 1: We don't ask for experience, we give it.

769
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 4: Wow.

770
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: Remember that commercial. No thought I was Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines.

771
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 3: We don't ask for experience, we give it, and we

772
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: don't something else.

773
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 4: We live it. Wow. Remember it sounds more like it's

774
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 4: a you know, it's a jingle for Pontiac.

775
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: Taurus. Now there's an American car. Look at this, exactly

776
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: what you've been looking for.

777
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 4: Lately. Remember the English rock version lately driven a fod lightly.

778
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 4: The mountains right now are being kissed by an angle

779
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 4: of the sun that can only be described as beautiful.

780
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 3: This is magic hour they call it in the movies

781
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 3: where the sun goes down but it's still up, but

782
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: all the light gets diffused.

783
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: It's very pinkagh it's gold twilight hour. You're wrong, it's

784
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: magic ye.

785
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 4: Look at the sun as a cascades over the Ikea

786
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 4: that I went to twice this fucking week. Why I

787
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 4: went to buy curtains. They were labeled under the ones

788
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 4: they had on display, perfect size for my windows. The

789
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 4: ones I reached down a grab were made for a castle.

790
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: They went all the way to the ground.

791
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. They were big, long tapestry flags, like like Hitler

792
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 4: you'sda have at his speeches.

793
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: You couldn't cut them in half and have four curtains.

794
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they still had that swas that's good time.

795
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: You know. We went to Staples before this podcast started

796
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: to buy it what do you call it? Card?

797
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 3: And the girl I don't know if you notice that

798
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 3: girl that works there. She had red hair and a

799
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 3: ponytail and with red lipstick on. And I was already

800
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 3: at Staples earlier today buying printer ink, and so when

801
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 3: I walked in she had it was the funniest thing.

802
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 1: She had the look of shock on her face.

803
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 4: Oh that's funny. How are you here twice in a day?

804
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 4: I have to come here once a day and I

805
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 4: don't understand it.

806
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like she wanted to say, what you're back,

807
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: but she didn't say.

808
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 4: That's funny. Yeah that Ikea. There's a greeter and he

809
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 4: is from Sweden. He's like an old Swedish guy.

810
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: Oh and do they have that at all of them

811
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: or just that one?

812
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 4: I don't know. He just happens to be. So they're like,

813
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 4: we gotta get it. We gotta get this guy to

814
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 4: at least hand out shopping carts for some And he

815
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 4: remembers me having left a couple days earlier and I

816
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 4: came back to return the curtains and he's like returning

817
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 4: those curtains huh. And I'm like, whoa, because that hundreds

818
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 4: of people he had small talk with. I'm just saying,

819
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 4: that guy a great memory. He deserves the free meats,

820
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 4: like eight, Oh shit, dude.

821
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's doing good.

822
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Well you're like me where it's like when

823
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 4: if someone's above sixty five and they have a better

824
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 4: memory than me, I want to give them like a

825
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 4: Nobel peace prize if.

826
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: There's If I meet an old lady in the store,

827
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: you know, every once in a while. I don't know

828
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: if this happens to you, it happens to me a lot.

829
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 3: Old ladies will talk to me, like if we're both

830
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: in their fruit section or whatever, It'll.

831
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 1: Be like I thought these pages went out of season

832
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: week ago whatever. I'm always having those kinds of conversations.

833
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 3: And anytime it's a lady who looks like she could

834
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 3: be seventy eight or eighty, when I walk away, I

835
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 3: start crying because God bless them for still being so

836
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 3: sharp that they are out shopping for themselves, probably drove

837
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 3: themselves there getting it done, and then aren't riddled with Alzheimer's.

838
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 4: I love it, and I also cry at that, and

839
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 4: I think that it's obviously because we both have that

840
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 4: in common.

841
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: No, I think it's because I'm bipolar.

842
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 4: Oh, it's because of your emotional problems. Okay, Well, then

843
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 4: I don't know why I do it. Maybe I just

844
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 4: had something in my eye. Every time I talk to

845
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 4: the elderly, Oh, you.

846
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: Should go to an allergists.

847
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 4: Maybe I should.

848
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: You're allergic to old people.

849
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 4: I'm heard allergic to those Santa Ana winds now.

850
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 3: We're driving into the sun. But it's such a pleasant

851
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 3: experience because it's the whole.

852
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 1: Sky is gold.

853
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 4: It is entirely gold. It is gold, like the end

854
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 4: of the Outsiders. And I don't know if that means

855
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 4: is there a fire or is it just there's a

856
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 4: haze over the mountains.

857
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,919
Speaker 3: The sun is just I think we've got a marine layer,

858
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 3: and I think that's that's making everything look real pleasant.

859
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 4: Well we have here's a cold front coming in over

860
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 4: the initial Arctic flow, causing what will be tomorrow. Hey folks, sunshine.

861
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 4: Do you think I could have been a meteorologist?

862
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, voice alone, you could have.

863
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 4: That's probably just the voice.

864
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 3: I like to look and see if we're ever getting

865
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 3: what the percentage chance of rain is. It's been zero

866
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 3: percent for literally one year. I'm going fucking crazy. I

867
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 3: need moisture from San Francisco, where there's fog and rain

868
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 3: and this place is like an old, caked up, leftover

869
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 3: bar of soap in an abandoned house.

870
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 4: We live in a in a urinal cake with crime.

871
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: It's terrible.

872
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 4: There's got to be people that hear us listening, you know,

873
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: our fans in Seattle and Portland that just are like,

874
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 4: fuck you.

875
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: Yes, all the people are going through the hurricane.

876
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 4: They're standing right now with headphones drenched, like looking like

877
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 4: the girl from the Ring, just wet. Well. Jealous.

878
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: If you're please know that I am jealous of you.

879
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're damp right now in any way for

880
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 3: any reason, and I don't want to hear why I'm jealous.

881
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 4: This is a classic case of the grass being greener

882
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 4: on the other side, except here it's all dead, so

883
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 4: it's not that case.

884
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: There's no because there's no green.

885
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 4: There is no grass here.

886
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: There's it's all flown away and burned up. Yeah, God

887
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: damn it, God damn.

888
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 4: We're in a drought and we're angry about it.

889
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: We just want one rinse offt that's all I need.

890
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: It could rain for fifteen minutes, that's all.

891
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 4: To get some of this oil off the streets.

892
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: And these these the oil off all these goddamn birds.

893
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 4: These foods are rilled with oil.

894
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: They're filthy birds.

895
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 4: They have combination skin.

896
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: They need an acne mask of some kind. But first,

897
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: rinse it. I went to Ross Dress for less time.

898
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 5: To get some shirts, and they had all these I

899
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 5: bought like two different night masks and all more one

900
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 5: the other night because someone with Tourett's basically said, oh man,

901
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 5: you got some wrinkles this year.

902
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 4: Oh I'm like what, Like, I guess I have some

903
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 4: laughlyre crows. You know, it's inevitable, right, starting to look

904
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 4: my age whatever.

905
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: But also that's it's a natural thing for your face

906
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: to bend at certain areas.

907
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know, I just but I bought some

908
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 4: bought lot of lotions because they're like normally fifty dollars

909
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 4: and they're five dollars and some under a pair of

910
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 4: underwear at ross.

911
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: That's right, and probably because there's a chemical in them

912
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: that burns of your skin.

913
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 4: It does burn?

914
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: Does it burn?

915
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 5: There?

916
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: Is?

917
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 4: I have like red patches on my face. I don't

918
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 4: think it's good for you.

919
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: Is it a retinol? Is the Does it have the

920
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: ingredient retinol in it?

921
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 3: Oh?

922
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 4: Should I not be using that?

923
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 3: Well, it's just very that's the strongest one you can have.

924
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 3: That's like that's like middle aged lady face message.

925
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 4: Oh no, I did see that. Yeah, No, that's it's

926
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 4: really expensive, like Rock brand retinal therapy.

927
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: Yes, but it actually works of all the things that they.

928
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 4: Say work okay, because you're burning off your skin, because.

929
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: Yes, you have to. You just take it off. It

930
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 1: just micro layer by micro layer.

931
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 4: And god, it's really funny that I'm a man who's.

932
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: Just ready to have this conversation.

933
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been in fistfights in my life. But the

934
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 4: lotion that I have that has alpha hydroxy acid is that?

935
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 4: Does that work?

936
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: That's very good.

937
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 4: Yes, it's just nutrigena. You know, it's a man's lotion.

938
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 4: It's slightly tinted.

939
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: But I didn't do that, not a man's lips.

940
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 4: I shaved the other day and put it on, and girl,

941
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 4: I was mcaulay Culkin from that classic scene and Daniel

942
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 4: Sharon takes it in the nuts lighter turned to a

943
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 4: movie called Home Alone. It really burned my face, like

944
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 4: like Sea Breeze.

945
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 3: Oh remember Sea Breeze, God, don't I got it's and

946
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 3: that ship is so bad for your skin, like seabrees

947
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: and like Saint Ives Apricot scrub, Like that's the worst

948
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 3: thing you could do, is Acney.

949
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: Yes, oh wow, all those things and that's all we

950
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: were doing.

951
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 4: My beautiful sister always had in high school, like the

952
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 4: the most judgmental years for a young girl had acne

953
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 4: and was using all that stuff. It was seabreez and

954
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 4: oxy ten and fucking all that shit, and it was

955
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 4: so frustrating.

956
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,280
Speaker 3: For I remember the first time I saw pro active

957
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 3: commercial and it was this whole thing of like gentle

958
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 3: cleansing and this and the all the before and after pictures,

959
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 3: and I was just like, we've truly come into a

960
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 3: new age where they've prioritized this problem and actually solved it,

961
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 3: not just like here's a bunch of shit to scrub.

962
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: Your face with it's the wrong thing, right, but actually

963
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: did research.

964
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 3: Like that's why I feel like those people. I hope

965
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 3: they make billions of dollars because then kids don't have

966
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 3: to have fucking horrible acne anymore.

967
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the worst. It's I was lucky my mom

968
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 4: and I never had a bad acne problem. Uh, but

969
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 4: my mom gave divbied out all acne advice. Oh, don't

970
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 4: touch it, never pop it. Yeah you leave a whitehead

971
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 4: on the forehead for Yeah, of.

972
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: Course that My mom did the exact same thing.

973
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 3: Don't don't pick your skin, don't pick your face where

974
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: it's like, what am I supposed.

975
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 4: To do went to a place and paid someone that's

976
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 4: what they do.

977
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: Yes, you got to get rid of it.

978
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 4: I think I don't remember if someone professionally. I know

979
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 4: that there's people out there that professionally, if you get

980
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 4: a facial they pops it. It's just like a civilian. Yes,

981
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 4: they don't do it, and they maybe clean their fingers

982
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 4: they were.

983
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 3: Usually they'll wear gloves, yeah, hopefully, and they do it

984
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 3: like they do it in a circular motion so they

985
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 3: don't scar or break your skin.

986
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 4: Wearing gloves it makes you a specialist. Call me a

987
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 4: doctor and a pro skier. I don't know if that

988
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 4: makes sense, but I'm just saying gloves don't make you.

989
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Well, don't wear ski gloves

990
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: to poposits.

991
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 4: That's not going on, only because it makes it harder

992
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,959
Speaker 4: to pinpoint. You're squeezing half your face if you're don't

993
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 4: get me started on mittens. I can't even I can't

994
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 4: even get my boot in the bindings. For some of

995
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 4: you out there that have snowboarded, now we are Scott.

996
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 1: It's so gorgeous.

997
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 4: I love it.

998
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: This is Instagram ready, this sky.

999
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 4: I'll take a goddamn picture.

1000
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 3: Do it.

1001
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: It's so beaprety. Just it's all clouds.

1002
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 3: It looks like I'm sure the chemtrails people are going

1003
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 3: batshit bananas tonight to be.

1004
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 4: Beautiful and we're gonna have this picture on the soon

1005
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 4: as it always looks ugly to have someone's tail lights

1006
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 4: in front of it.

1007
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: Get those birds on the wire in there like windshielded.

1008
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 4: So I washed my car and then scrubbed it down

1009
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 4: with a towel that I and, like I said before,

1010
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 4: previously had used to clean an elephant's butthole or something.

1011
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 4: It's very dirty towel, very dirty towel. I don't know

1012
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 4: why I ruined my car wash Anyway, I got a

1013
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 4: picture of the beautiful sky.

1014
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: It will be a h go on the website that

1015
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: we have built.

1016
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, now, I'll just put it as an image

1017
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 4: for this episode.

1018
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: Where are you're?

1019
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 4: Oh?

1020
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: Nice? Are the lights on that? I just turned the

1021
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: thing over here?

1022
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 4: I think you Yeah, it looks did you twist it?

1023
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 4: It's probably the same as your Honda well wall, This

1024
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 4: was a good episode. Did you have an enjoyable time?

1025
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: I really did. I laughed, and it's fun to.

1026
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 4: It's kind of fun to be in the car as

1027
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 4: just a novelty treat.

1028
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I do love the car. It's fun, right,

1029
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's where. I think there's something

1030
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: about the distraction of the drive and the.

1031
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 3: Changing scenery that makes it like when we're in the

1032
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 3: studio as much as I love it because it's convenient. Yeah,

1033
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 3: it's almost it's so static. It feels almost tiring.

1034
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 4: Right right, I agree too. It was exciting at first,

1035
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 4: but now I'm seeing the benefits of being in the car.

1036
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 4: Maybe sometimes we'll.

1037
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: Do the car sometimes, I think we can. I think

1038
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 1: when we have time.

1039
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 3: I mean, my job is going to get easier because

1040
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 3: we just finished taping my episode for my show, so

1041
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 3: the work. I mean, I'll still obviously there's six more

1042
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 3: episodes to make, but sure.

1043
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 4: I will just that basically, I think just this conversation

1044
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,720
Speaker 4: is making some people just jump up and down about

1045
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 4: what in joy with joy.

1046
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: They like it in the car, they do like it

1047
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: in the car. I want to give it.

1048
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 3: Listen, if there's people that actually regularly listen to us,

1049
00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 3: then I want to give them what they want out

1050
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 3: the stupid fucking show, don't you. I mean, there's this

1051
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 3: changes your life somehow. Let's make it good for you.

1052
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. For me, honestly, I'm such a way. It's almost

1053
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 4: like OCD. I just want the title of the podcast

1054
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 4: to still match what it is, not a dumb reason.

1055
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

1056
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 4: Oh like that we're doing the thing, but them we're

1057
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 4: in a studio and new people will be like what

1058
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 4: I don't und I know.

1059
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 3: There was somebody the other day that asked me about it,

1060
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 3: and then I was like, but now we do it

1061
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 3: in the studio, and then they were like.

1062
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 1: Wait why, And then I was just like, I don't.

1063
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 3: I mean, it's more I'm we've convinced ourselves it's more convenient.

1064
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1065
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, but well we'll get yeah, well we'll do We'll

1066
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 4: occasionally be in a studio. It was just nice to

1067
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 4: have that option because it sounds so good.

1068
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: Well, and it's fun. It's a fun changer up, I

1069
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: mean wise.

1070
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, nice.

1071
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have any plugs?

1072
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 5: What?

1073
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 4: I uh? I was gonna wear April and I were

1074
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 4: gonna work on a little Northwest tour of sorts. We're

1075
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 4: throwing together. Good good but late November, late December, that's great,

1076
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 4: that'll be fun. Seattle, Portland, those those other towns that.

1077
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: Exist Pacific Northwest. Keep your eye peels.

1078
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,760
Speaker 4: It's my favorite part of the country.

1079
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: Honestly, it is the best.

1080
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 3: When I was up I think we talked all about

1081
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 3: it on this podcast. But when I was up there

1082
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 3: a year ago for that All Jane Comedy Festival, Yeah, yeah,

1083
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 3: I wanted to live there because again, moist moisture. So

1084
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 3: many women wearing clogs, yes, so many women with hair.

1085
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 4: Like mine, earthy the clogs. Sorry, I was still on

1086
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 4: the close hair.

1087
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 3: That would be kind of Now. This guy's turning pink,

1088
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 3: blue and gold. This is quite amazing.

1089
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 4: This is like the dress that split the nation.

1090
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: I think it's yellow and blue.

1091
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 4: I think you're a communist. So a girl got really

1092
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 4: mad at me because I saw a golden white dress

1093
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 4: in the photo. It's a golden my dress. And someone's like,

1094
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 4: I'm looking at a black, blue and black, a blue

1095
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 4: and black dress, and you're lying to me right now,

1096
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,720
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I think you're lying. I don't believe

1097
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 4: that you actually see that. Yeah, it was so hard

1098
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,320
Speaker 4: and how has it not been explained to me?

1099
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you probably haven't like really tried to

1100
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 3: look at like a YouTube video of somebody explaining it.

1101
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: Right or anything.

1102
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 4: Boy, No, I don't have that kind of time.

1103
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 3: Because they do explain it. It's just the way some

1104
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 3: people's like eyes pull in.

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Speaker 1: Light or something.

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Speaker 4: It just threw me off because how many times then

1107
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 4: is someone wearing a crazy outfit, like when you do

1108
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 4: see someone with pink socks and an orange shirt and

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00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 4: they think it's the same. Is it a color blind

1110
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 4: thing or no, it's a lighting thing. I just don't

1111
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 4: get it.

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Speaker 1: It's light and it's I think the way some people's

1113
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: eyes are.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just it's that kind of anominally because

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00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 3: I see blue and black, I cannot understand how people

1116
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 3: see gold and white.

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00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense to me.

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00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 3: And what I love about it is really it seems

1119
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 3: to me to be kind of it's very representative of

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00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,959
Speaker 3: like the way this country has gone politically, where people

1121
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: see things differently and refuse to entertain that the way

1122
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 3: other people see things could be right.

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Speaker 4: Well, then, yeah, with this, I couldn't. I was like,

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00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 4: there's no way your eyes are seeing How often has

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00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 4: this come up then in life where because of lighting

1126
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 4: you're seeing a different thing than me. That's dresses. The

1127
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 4: first instance where everyone was like.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, right, exactly.

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00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 3: Well, and that's a good thing to doubt your own

1130
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 3: perception because we're all just flawed human beings with that

1131
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 3: project and have weird rods and cones in our eyes.

1132
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 4: And who the fuck knows what's constantly firing the roads

1133
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 4: the rods at as the cones of course receiving.

1134
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: Oh is that true?

1135
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 4: Like nah, who knows?

1136
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 3: Maybe it's like if your rods are bigger, then you

1137
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 3: see blue and black, and if your cones are bigger,

1138
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Speaker 3: you see.

1139
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: Yellow and gold.

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00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know my rod's bigger when I see some

1141
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 4: nice cones.

1142
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: Goodbye, Hey, I get out of the car.

1143
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 4: Es roll into the street. Karen, No, that's not the joke.

1144
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: I want you to die on.

1145
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 3: Wait did I ever tell you this story? Our friends,

1146
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 3: Our friends, the Gardener's. It was my mom's best friend,

1147
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 3: Cynthia Gardner, her daughter Carrie, who was a now like

1148
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 3: a surgeon or something. She's really smart and really we

1149
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 3: always heard stories about Kerry Gardener because she was so funny.

1150
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 3: And when she got taught how to drive, when they

1151
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 3: drove home from her driver's test, she was so excited.

1152
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 3: She was driving home with her dad and she was

1153
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 3: so excited to tell her mom that she passed her

1154
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 3: driver's test. That as they were pulling up to the house,

1155
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 3: she saw her mom in the driveway and she got out.

1156
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: Of the car as she was driving toward the house.

1157
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, she took off the seatbelt and got out.

1158
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: Was like, Mom, I passed and got out of a

1159
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: moving car.

1160
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 4: And then what happened to the moving car?

1161
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: The dad had to reach over and like pull the

1162
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,479
Speaker 1: emergency brake.

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00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 3: And that's like my favorite story because it wasn't She's

1164
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 3: in no way dumb or even an airhead.

1165
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, she just like was excited. Oh wow, I'm like

1166
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:24,760
Speaker 1: gonna forgot.

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00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 4: Have you ever noticed this Toyota dealership how they propped

1168
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 4: up mannequins to look like people. We wanted to look

1169
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 4: like people are looking to purchase cars.

1170
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 3: There's many, many customers everywhere around our lot and you

1171
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: can be one too.

1172
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 4: And sometimes they are wearing clothing that is very bleached

1173
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 4: by the sun for many years.

1174
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: And sometimes their faces are plastic. Are you doing Russian?

1175
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 1: What is this is?

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00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 4: It's I'm not racist enough to pinpoint accent. I just

1177
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 4: spread it across the board. Oh good, because I hear

1178
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 4: no evil. I don't know I was just a car dealer.

1179
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: All right.

1180
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 4: I could have been like, hey, do you want a

1181
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 4: new car? Living all these interested buyers, that.

1182
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: Would have been better.

1183
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 3: I feel like I would have been more comfortable and

1184
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 3: less triggered if you had done that.

1185
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 4: This has been a very racist episode of Chris Fairbacks.

1186
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 4: Very what has happened to me? I moved to this.

1187
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 3: City, you start seeing things color only there were some

1188
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 3: people who claim to see no color.

1189
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: Total bullshit and also not the goal.

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00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 4: It was a fun of fun, the funnest thing ever

1191
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 4: for my sister and I to quote lines from Coming

1192
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,919
Speaker 4: to America. We really loved that movie when he was young,

1193
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 4: and and then she in college, she took African American

1194
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 4: studies and came home one day and she said, hey,

1195
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 4: we can't. We can't do those voices anymore.

1196
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: Did you?

1197
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 3: Because you used to scream sexual chocolate at each other,

1198
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 3: like the way me and my friend TII forget Lewisbo.

1199
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 4: You know we did. And then it was like that

1200
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 4: that's wrong, and I ended. I was like, oh, okay,

1201
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 4: I guess you're right.

1202
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 3: I mean it's not fair though, because Eddie Murphy when

1203
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 3: I was growing up, Eddie Murphy was Eddie Murphy was

1204
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: right there in my life in the same way George

1205
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 3: Clooney was, where it's like a right at the best age.

1206
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 3: That was the guy that was in every movie and

1207
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 3: on every TV show, and so we were his fan.

1208
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 3: We listened to his stand up tapes. Yeah, like he

1209
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 3: was everything, and you wanted to talk like him because

1210
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 3: you wanted to do say funny things like yeah, yeah,

1211
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 3: but yeah you.

1212
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: But also you're not allowed to look look at the sky,

1213
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: look at this guy.

1214
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're taking at this guy. Look at

1215
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 4: this guy.

1216
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: Look at this guy that looks awesome. And that's all pollution.

1217
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 4: Oh, there's always a car in the way.

1218
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: It's hot pink.

1219
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 3: We'll go on Instagram for the evening of August ninth

1220
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 3: and you'll see I mean October.

1221
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just just it's going to be a trending

1222
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 4: topic for as far as sunsets.

1223
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,959
Speaker 3: Okay, and it's a if you see any sunset picture,

1224
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 3: it's about our podcast Dinar yes, yes.

1225
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 4: And last of course you're talking about Indian weddings.

1226
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 3: And then Dinar Baby. I think the Indian one is

1227
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 3: Dinar Baby, right, I think so.

1228
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.

1229
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 3: So.

1230
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 4: Congratulations to them, do you need a reception is what

1231
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 4: they're attacking.

1232
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: Good.

1233
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're okay, You're quick.

1234
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 1: That's all I want.

1235
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, this was your episode, Karen, Did.

1236
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: I really shine?

1237
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 4: Yeah? I gave a little bit of a luster here

1238
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 4: and there, but it was mostly asleep at the wheel.

1239
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 3: I disagree. But here's what I will say. My question,

1240
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 3: my plug is is that we're doing business class this Wednesday.

1241
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 4: Oh yes, You're in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

1242
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 3: October the twelfth, I believe is Wednesday Improv Laboratory ten pm.

1243
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 3: Improv Lab Chris Fairbanks, Karen Kilgarff, April Richardson.

1244
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, there's there's some really good people. I think

1245
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: Dave Anthony's doing it.

1246
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 4: Oh cool.

1247
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 1: I think Ria Butcher might be doing cool. Andrew Mashawan,

1248
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: I believe he's doing it. He's skateboard king.

1249
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 4: He's really good at skateboard.

1250
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to him about skateboarding.

1251
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 4: She's uh he rips.

1252
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: I love.

1253
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 3: I love knowing that fact. I wish I knew a

1254
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 3: fact like that about every person I know.

1255
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's while my phone doesn't work in the

1256
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 4: city I live in, so I'm unable to look anything up.

1257
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: Okay, good, yeah, perfect.

1258
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 4: Anyway, you uh, we've we've concluded this episode was a

1259
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 4: good one. You enjoyed it. You've been listening to Do

1260
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 4: you Need a Ride? D Y n A R.

1261
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: Hong Kong.

1262
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 4: We're in traffic. We didn't want to cat.

1263
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 2: Are leaving you wanna way back?

1264
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

1265
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clean us time and

1266
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 2: turning on engage. We want to send you us in

1267
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 2: sun Leanna, welcome you back home.

1268
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

1269
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: Re scared her? Was it fine? Melbourne?

1270
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1271
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1272
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1273
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1274
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

1275
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 4: and Chriss