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Speaker 1: I'm is the Jesse Kelly Show. Wanted to open this

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Speaker 1: hour celebrating an Air Force birthday today on September eighteenth.

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Speaker 1: Once again, Happy birthday, fly boys, quit focus. We're not

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Speaker 1: talking about the Air Force anymore. All right, maybe we are.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about a pride flag. This one says a

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Speaker 1: Pride flag ban sparks accusations of betrayal in a tiny

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Speaker 1: Michigan town. I'll skip for you all the annoying little details.

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Speaker 1: Here's what you should know this little town. It's a

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Speaker 1: town that is full of Muslims. People. Look, when you

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Speaker 1: have this is historically how immigration works. Whenever people immigrate

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Speaker 1: around people who are like them. You do that for

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Speaker 1: obvious reasons, safety, security, familiarity to basic food stuff. You

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Speaker 1: see evidence of this everywhere every time you ever go,

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Speaker 1: especially into any kind of a big city. Why is

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Speaker 1: it's all in Italian. You can't it's not even Why

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Speaker 1: is that a place in New York City. Why Well,

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Speaker 1: because a bunch of Italians came over here at one

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Speaker 1: point in time and they wanted to live around other Italians.

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Speaker 1: The Irish did it, the Chinese did it. People, especially

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Speaker 1: when they come to a new place, they want to

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Speaker 1: live around people who are most like them. Now, everyone

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Speaker 1: but immigrants will seek out mostly people from their nation,

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Speaker 1: from the nation they immigrated from. And Lord Willing who

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Speaker 1: practiced the religion they practice. One of the things that

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Speaker 1: was fascinating for me because we'd never been to Israel before.

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Speaker 1: You know, the show went to Israel this summer in Jerusalem.

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Speaker 1: I know, I should have known this from all the

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Speaker 1: stuff I've read and whatnot. I didn't realize it was

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Speaker 1: divided up into four different quarters. The city was. You

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Speaker 1: go to this part of town that's the Muslim part

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Speaker 1: you had to walk through, so on the Sabbath when

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Speaker 1: Christis people weren't eating I forget what. We couldn't eat

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Speaker 1: Remember then, even at the hotel they were serving much.

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Speaker 1: It was Sabbath. Wasn't a christ or was it? Pats

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Speaker 1: over it? What is it? Do I have it wrong? What? Chris?

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Speaker 1: What can you explain? Just waving me off doesn't make

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Speaker 1: me more cultured. You're not supposed to do any work

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Speaker 1: But you understand what I mean. So here's something that

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Speaker 1: has been happening in America over especially over the last

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Speaker 1: many of the Muslim countries on Earth are war torn places,

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Speaker 1: we have probably an amplified amount of Muslims versus other kinds. Probably,

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Speaker 1: so when Muslims get here, they're going to want to

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Speaker 1: live around other Muslims. Understandable. Now, the right has historically

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Speaker 1: Is that everyone? No, they're atheists on the right. There

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Speaker 1: that was fertile ground for the communists to step up.

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Speaker 1: You see, America's communists no different than any others. They're

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Speaker 1: They made a mistake there, though, because Muslims traditionally this

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it will be wild the offensive. Muslims like

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Speaker 1: their religion, Communists like their religion too. It was inevitable

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Speaker 1: of course they would right after all the right hate

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Speaker 1: don't want pride flags. They don't want their children learning

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Speaker 1: really two of the big Muslim hotbeds of the country.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have these communities that have been traditionally run

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Speaker 1: especially because the Muslim constituency they're not quite as las

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Speaker 1: hold of some of these LGBTQ books. Let me just

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Speaker 1: tell you, they weren't asking questions. They were making demands

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Speaker 1: on what you will and won't show my son. I

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Speaker 1: think this is going to be an interesting battle moving

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Speaker 1: they don't like to let you don't. They don't like

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Speaker 1: that's probably the most powerful force. So Chris says, does

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Speaker 1: the right take take them in? Okay, So I have

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Speaker 1: I have this dream that moving forward, as the communists

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Speaker 1: as they remember all this LGBTQ stuff, It gets worse

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Speaker 1: the depravity. I think it's going to push the Abrahamic religions,

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Speaker 1: In the West, I think it's gonna smush all three

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Speaker 1: that's a stupid pipe dream, but I do have this

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Speaker 1: and it's the lgbt it's all that other stuff on

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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying those two those three religions are

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Speaker 1: because there's the two The differences are gigantic. I'm not

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Speaker 1: way that works. There are too many differences there. But politically,

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Speaker 1: you might have a hard time convincing your normy neighbor Norm,

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Speaker 1: why that millionaire over there actually should probably get a

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. And before we

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Speaker 1: of journalism. This is a headline from CNN. Seven thousand

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Speaker 1: dear mister showgun miniguns Kelly. Recently everyone has been talking

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Speaker 1: about how men think about the Roman Empire every day.

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Speaker 1: I heard you mention this too. I'm a married man

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Speaker 1: you recommend a book or documentary on the Roman Empire

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Speaker 1: to get me on the bandwagon? First of all, I say,

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Speaker 1: He says, I can say his name. I don't really

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Speaker 1: know that I should name him, but his name is Scott. Look,

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Speaker 1: All right, Scott, listen, I have a bunch of books

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Speaker 1: wants to do some digging into the Roman Empire. Now,

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Speaker 1: today's a holiday. I bet you didn't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: It is National Cheeseburger Day here in America, and I

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Speaker 1: bet you already know what's coming, don't you. I haven't

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Speaker 1: I think it's man, it's been almost two years since

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Speaker 1: I've done It's been a long time since I did

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Speaker 1: the recipe. Chris, how long has it been? You think?

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Speaker 1: How long? You think it's maybe six months? You're outside

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Speaker 1: of your mind, Michael. When's the last time I did

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Speaker 1: the cheeseburger recipe? It's been forever. It's been a year,

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Speaker 1: Michael said a month ago. You guys are both stupid.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Chris, go ahead and find it.

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Speaker 1: I did not give it out on Friday. Chris, go

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Speaker 1: ahead and find it, would you say, March twenty ninth. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was like two years ago or something like that.

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Speaker 1: You mean, like this March or something. Well that wasn't

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Speaker 1: six months Chris, idiot. Anyway, it's National Cheeseburger Day, so

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Speaker 1: I am going to teach you how to make the

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Speaker 1: tell me to repeat it. The show is podcasted. They

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Speaker 1: anytime you want on iHeart, Google, Spotify, iTunes, just look

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Speaker 1: so there you go. It'll all be written, well, not

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Speaker 1: written down, recorded in audio format. First, you want to

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Speaker 1: I sincerely hope you're getting your burger from Good Ranchers.

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Speaker 1: is cheeseburger night. Preferably it's at least eighty twenty. They

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Speaker 1: The bun is important, it's everything. I had a restaurant

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Speaker 1: That's the cheese that melts the way it should. That's

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Speaker 1: We're not combining it with guda Chris. No, did I

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Speaker 1: say combine it with gudha? Chris? Is that what I said? Anyway? No,

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Speaker 1: mean Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Finishing up our education

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Speaker 1: That's why the videos on the internet, because a communist

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Speaker 1: And Bobert was one of those Republicans. And so, okay,

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Speaker 1: playing magic fingers in Shakespeare in the Dark with your

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Speaker 1: that's your business. Do you think Let me ask you something? What?

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Speaker 1: Let's do it this way? Yss you something? Let's say, Uh,

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Speaker 1: that Nancy Pelosi's scheduled to go to a concert here

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Speaker 1: You know how we're covert operatives here, We've had extensive training.

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Speaker 1: We decide we're gonna go see if we can't catch

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi on camera. And we go and the lights

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Speaker 1: go down at the concert. And as soon as the

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Speaker 1: and I put this video online. It's on the show's

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Speaker 1: Twitter page tomorrow. Chris Michael, get back. They uplaid this upload,

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Speaker 1: this grainny video we had to take in the dark,

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Speaker 1: The Great Denture Makeout? What Chris is fine? The Great

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Speaker 1: Denture Makeout? How many Democrats do you think the next

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Speaker 1: day would join in the outrage? How many? Let's go

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Speaker 1: ahead and start with zero. You know what, forget about

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Speaker 1: the Denture makeout? What if I go? What if we

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Speaker 1: take it into concert together. And I uploaded that video.

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Speaker 1: How many Communists would participate in taking out Grandma Vodka

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Speaker 1: because of a video I put up, because of a

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Speaker 1: In fact, this party needs a whole lot of clean out.

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Speaker 1: But I don't participate in Communist hit jobs against my

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Speaker 1: me when fighting for me was very, very difficult. Beyond that,

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Speaker 1: not telling you how to feel about that one situation

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Speaker 1: or another, but let's do remember this. The stakes are

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Speaker 1: They might do it on their own, they might take

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Speaker 1: to take out one of their people. Why are we

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Speaker 1: so quick to do that? All right, a couple more

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Speaker 1: emails than headlines. I didn't get to next. Is he

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Speaker 1: smarter than everyone? Who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: on a Monday, Chris, I need something from you. I

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Speaker 1: this live on the show. I want you to grab

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Speaker 1: a clip. I don't want anyone else to listen. This

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Speaker 1: have a minute. Look I realized. Look, it's not like

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Speaker 1: I gave you a hard task. Okay, there's a whole

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Speaker 1: talk to you for a minute about making basic preparations

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Speaker 1: to ease your mind. I know we get stressed about

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Speaker 1: When you take a step back and realize these are

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Speaker 1: the people who run our financial institutions. You're focused on

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Speaker 1: climate change, in the impact, the adverse impact that's having

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Speaker 1: making preparations for a rocky future. I have no idea

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Speaker 1: how rocky, and I have no idea when that rocky

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Speaker 1: future will get here. But make sure you're making preparations,

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Speaker 1: including food preparations. Having an emergency three month food kit

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Speaker 1: is just basic responsibility. That's just basic parentcing. My patriots

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Speaker 1: supply they have them ready to go. Everyone who lives

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Speaker 1: If it's just one of you, just get one. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to overdo it. You don't have to get

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Speaker 1: ten years worth of survival stuff. This is to get

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Speaker 1: you by, to get you through. That's the basics. When

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Speaker 1: find them two hundred dollars off. Prepare with Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: dot com. Go get your emergency three month food kit.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right now, Buenos Tarta's pink flower. When

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Speaker 1: it's Tarta's back to you, is there anything bigger than

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Speaker 1: the women on the View. Do you think the reason

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Speaker 1: they're so cantankerous is because there's nothing bigger than them

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Speaker 1: for them to be part of? He said, sincerely, thank

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Speaker 1: you for all you do. Uh, yes, and no, there

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Speaker 1: play whatever clip you came up with? Play it? Play it?

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Speaker 1: We at the Lincoln Project pointed that out in the

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Speaker 1: Virginia Race, the critical race theory is the new n

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Speaker 1: word for Republicans in the Southern strategy in twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: The ladies at the View have reached their pinnacle and

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Speaker 1: they all know it. It's not because that's the pinnacle

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Speaker 1: of all media. It's because that's the best they can

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Speaker 1: hope for many human beings. Most human beings, I would argue,

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Speaker 1: they understand they have limitations, and they understand what those

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Speaker 1: limitations are. This is my skill set, So this is

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna If you're on the View, you are not

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Speaker 1: only an anti American commie hag, you're almost undoubtedly an idiot.

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Speaker 1: They're all dumb. Whoope's dumb. They're all really really really dumb.

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Speaker 1: They just are They're dumb. That was Sonny Hustin. I

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Speaker 1: believe her name is. I don't even know that Sonny's

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Speaker 1: the dumbest one on the show. I really, I mean that,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that she's the dumbest one on the show.

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Speaker 1: If you find yourself making millions of dollars a year

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Speaker 1: sitting around a table arguing with five other women all

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Speaker 1: you will ever achieve in this lifetime. So to answer

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Speaker 1: ever achieve. Now, I just want to say this before

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Speaker 1: report revealing doctors find it increasingly difficult to distinguish COVID

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Speaker 1: say this. I know I understand that COVID exists. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm not denying the existence of COVID, but do you

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Speaker 1: remember when the flu disappeared. You don't have to take

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Speaker 1: my word for that. I would invite you to go

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Speaker 1: But interestingly, in that year the flu pop just disappeared,

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Speaker 1: And I just always thought that was that was so interesting.

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Speaker 1: And now here's a headline by oh, you know, you

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Speaker 1: We are going to keep you abreast of the situation

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Speaker 1: with the illegals and Italy as we go along. So say,

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Speaker 1: the pot So is a queen, So nothing new for now.

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Speaker 1: Biden sends White House team to Detroit to help resolve

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Speaker 1: ua W strike. Biden this actually puts the Biden administration

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Speaker 1: in a real bind. You see, they have to sell

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Speaker 1: themselves as being pro union otherwise they're going to get

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Speaker 1: a W strike is going to hit the Big three

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Speaker 1: law automakers. This has the potential to really really hurt

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Speaker 1: the economy, or at least big parts of it. That

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Speaker 1: Maren Morris announces she's leaving country music because it's misogynistic

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Speaker 1: already born. DOJ defies House Judiciary Committee refuses to allow

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Speaker 1: FBI agent Elvis Chan to testify before Congress in his

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Speaker 1: that Elvis Chan is the name most people don't even

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Speaker 1: know when he's the FBI agent who used his position

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Speaker 1: federal prison for the rest of his natural life. Special

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Speaker 1: counsel asks for narrow gag order for Trump an election

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Speaker 1: interference case. This is, of course, Tanya Chutkin, that Trump

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Speaker 1: hating nutjob commy judge out of DC. All these judges.

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Speaker 1: All these prosecutors are going to be a problem for Trump.

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Speaker 1: Nobody is going to be as big of a problem

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Speaker 1: as this. Tanya Chutkin in DC. I'm telling you what,

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Speaker 1: This kami is going to make life miserable for Trump

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Speaker 1: and everyone else. Berlin's brand Berlin Berlin's brandon burg Gate

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Speaker 1: spray painted by climate activists. Look, I'm starting to have

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Speaker 1: They spray paint this, and they glue themselves to that.

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Speaker 1: You get what you tolerate. Start taking these people who

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Speaker 1: are all paid. They're all paid to do this, They're

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Speaker 1: all organized and paid. Start taking them. Boom automatic ten

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Speaker 1: Send one of these people to prison for ten years

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Speaker 1: and it'll stop. But if you lack the will power

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Speaker 1: to send these people away and do what's necessary to

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Speaker 1: save your nation, maybe your nation doesn't deserve to be saved.

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Speaker 1: Obama solicits funds to help Libya twelve years after bombing

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Speaker 1: country into the Stone Age. That's from my buddy Jordan Shack.

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Speaker 1: Tell you do have to appreciate the honesty of that,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'll be honest with you about something. Just

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Speaker 1: doing me, talking nobody else, just doing me. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be back here tomorrow. Ha ha. You thought I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say something different, didn't you. Well I didn't. You

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Speaker 1: can email me Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com and

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Speaker 1: I'll see you tomorrow. That's all