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Speaker 1: You know what all brides love on the week of

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Speaker 1: their wedding is more stress.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: The whole picture sports made.

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Speaker 2: Up just for that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they have that popular show, to say

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Speaker 1: yes to the stress. Yeah, I love.

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Speaker 2: That so fun.

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Speaker 1: And the other day we got an email from a

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Speaker 1: woman who asked us to prank her friend that's getting

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Speaker 1: married this weekend. Apparently the bride's been feeling a lot

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Speaker 1: of pressure, understandably, so to help her laugh a little bit,

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Speaker 1: we're just gonna call and tell her we're replacing her

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Speaker 1: photographer with an extra high maintenance fill in. At the

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Speaker 1: last second of us say yes to the stress. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Michelle Books?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Michelle who's calling? Hey?

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Speaker 1: This is Peter Picture. I'm the guy that's falling in

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Speaker 1: this weekend for your rehearsal dinner.

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Speaker 2: What what did you say?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Is my phone connection bad? I'm the filling photographer for

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Speaker 1: this weekend.

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Speaker 2: I was not. I am expecting David.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh did you not see what happened?

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Speaker 2: No? I don't what happened?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I thought his as system would have reached

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Speaker 1: out to you by now it means all over CNN,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, David got hit by a moon rock.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What what? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds kind of funny, but it was

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Speaker 1: a serious deal. Wow, don't worry. He's going to be fine.

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Speaker 1: But two nights ago he was in his backyard, apparently

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Speaker 1: spying on one of his neighbors, and then all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, down from the sky, tiny piece of space

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Speaker 1: rock hit him right in the junk. What yeah? And

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Speaker 1: I gotta say the headlines are brutal. People magazine wrote,

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Speaker 1: PERV gets space karma.

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Speaker 2: This is insane. I don't have I like, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to fill in photograph. This is my

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Speaker 2: this is my wedding, my my rehearsal dinner.

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Speaker 1: And I understand that. But I'm a professional though, so

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Speaker 1: you don't have to worry. But if you could just

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Speaker 1: grab a pen and paper and write this down. No shellfish.

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Speaker 2: What yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, no shellfish or fish with fins, or poultry with wings,

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Speaker 1: or beef with wings or fins. Wait, fish with fins

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Speaker 1: and wings?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is the list of things. I have serious

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Speaker 1: allergies too, so when I'm in the room at your

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Speaker 1: rehearsal dinner. I just can't have any of those types

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Speaker 1: of foods within fifty feet of me or it's going

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Speaker 1: to be bad.

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Speaker 2: It's not going to work then, because the menu is

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Speaker 2: set and I can't change any of that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I can't change the fact that when I

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Speaker 1: drive by a Chick fil A, I have to jam

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Speaker 1: an EpiPen in my neck. That's just how it is.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm very sorry that you have allergies that I.

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Speaker 1: Can't, and you don't sound very sorry. You're raising your

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Speaker 1: voice at me, and I'm just trying to step in

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Speaker 1: and help you out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm raising my voice because you're putting me in

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Speaker 2: this really weird situation. I mean, someone gets hit by

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Speaker 2: a moon rock and I'm just supposed to rearrange everything.

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Speaker 1: That's not my fault. That's the moon rock's fault. So

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Speaker 1: if you want to blame anybody, blame space.

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Speaker 2: That's not funny. I You're right, it is.

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Speaker 1: It isn't funny. A man got hit in the junk

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Speaker 1: by space rocks.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but he's okay, so you already told me that,

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Speaker 2: And I'm just trying to get this set because it

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Speaker 2: is happening tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you out here. I'm the only

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Speaker 1: person that's going to be able to do this. So

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Speaker 1: either you help me out and get rid of some

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Speaker 1: of this stuff in the room, or you're not going

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Speaker 1: to have a photographer.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't do that. It's set, it's happening.

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Speaker 2: He's already paid for it, it's already being.

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Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, Now, David didn't mention that you were this heartless?

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Speaker 1: What I guess I should have asked him, what are

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Speaker 1: you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been to a rehearsal dinner. It's set

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Speaker 2: like months in advance.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a reception photo shootout in

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Speaker 1: the Amazon?

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Speaker 2: No? What are you talking?

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Speaker 1: Lots of different or derve possibilities with some pretty exotic animals.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just covering my bases here. No chicken with

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Speaker 1: fins or wings doesn't have fins.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about Amazon, it does. We are not in

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Speaker 1: the Amazon. I have a normal dinner. Okay, fine, fine,

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Speaker 1: you're you're the bride. I'll adjust to you. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be difficult, but I'll get a haz Matt suit. I'll

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Speaker 1: walk around in that. Why you win.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna have some space freak walk around

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Speaker 2: my dinner in a nice restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh great, what I guess it doesn't matter anyway.

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Speaker 1: I just looked up the materials on Amazon. It turns

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Speaker 1: out I'm allergic to hazmat.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've got enough of all this. I've

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Speaker 2: had matt suits and space rocks and okay, fins. I

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Speaker 2: am really stressed out already, and I don't mean to hear.

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Speaker 1: I have one more request. No prank phone calls at

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Speaker 1: your rehearsal dinner either.

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Speaker 2: What.

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Speaker 1: I'm extremely allergic because your friend Sava told me to

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Speaker 1: do it on you. No, and I told her no,

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Speaker 1: but she insisted, who are you? My name is jeff

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Speaker 1: I work on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning, and this is something called a phone tap. No.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you haven't heard of chicken with fins

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Speaker 1: on them.

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Speaker 2: In my mind, I was like, in serious, is that

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Speaker 2: a saying?

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Speaker 1: I don't know day you're being insensitive?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I thought I was the wake up every morning

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Speaker 2: was phone taps weekday mornings. I'm the twenties Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning