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Speaker 1: We are joined yet again from a man who crossed
Speaker 1: over from the four oh five David Gascons. What a weekend, amazing, gusting,
Speaker 1: and I thought you would call himself the three you
Speaker 1: are man, I'm uh, I'm huffing and puffing got back
Speaker 1: to work yesterday. I don't know if you're aware, but
Speaker 1: the state of California decide to allow allow students to
Speaker 1: go back to school, and high school football, oddly enough
Speaker 1: in southern California has taking place. So I had a
Speaker 1: game yesterday from Long Beach Pauli and Sarah High School
Speaker 1: of Guardina, and we're there fans at this Yeah, there
Speaker 1: were ye parents were allowed from Sarah to buy two
Speaker 1: tickets and so they were there. What if you're from
Speaker 1: a divorce family, could you get four tickets? I next
Speaker 1: week you can actually bulldozing their campus at least their fields.
Speaker 1: So they're playing all their road games, so I think
Speaker 1: next week they get four. But yeah, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 1: You get a handful of games for these kids, and
Speaker 1: then a lot of these guys that are signed or
Speaker 1: are getting recruited, I mean, they're right back to the
Speaker 1: Division one level in a couple of months once they
Speaker 1: graduated high school. I don't know the the dynamical of
Speaker 1: all that. I don't like what you would do if
Speaker 1: you were getting recruited at that level. But some of
Speaker 1: the coaches on both sides actually held out players from
Speaker 1: playing because they got bigger aspirations in a few months,
Speaker 1: so you don't want to damage the goods. So they're
Speaker 1: actually holding out high school. That's like a move you
Speaker 1: make in Oh really they're holding It's like an NBA
Speaker 1: team not playing Andre Drummond because they're gonna trade him
Speaker 1: and they don't want to the Cavaliers. I don't want
Speaker 1: him get hurt. Yeah. Well, I mean I think it's
Speaker 1: a little bit different though, in the sense that you're
Speaker 1: protecting the kid's future, right because God forbid, what if
Speaker 1: he tours a c l warn Achilles or Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't like the helicopter coach. I'm not a
Speaker 1: fan of it. I understand why they do it, and
Speaker 1: there's an argument to be made, but you gotta live
Speaker 1: your life, and you can't, you know, limiting risk and
Speaker 1: all that, you end up creating fear, and I think
Speaker 1: it does more damage. You can get injured doing anything,
Speaker 1: speaking of sitting in your house and a helicopter comes
Speaker 1: crashing in or whatever. I mean, things happen to be morbid,
Speaker 1: But I mean, it's your time. It's your time, how
Speaker 1: about that? Speaking of statement? Speaking of morbid, I am
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the week that I get a set
Speaker 1: of text messages from you, and the news that you
Speaker 1: sent me is actually parody, It's not real news. It
Speaker 1: seems like every week I can't tell the news that
Speaker 1: you sent me is real or the Babylon be or
Speaker 1: the Onion like it is fucking lunacy, canceling cartoon characters
Speaker 1: and Jemima, we're canceling. I mean, Mr potato Head, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: And you know school, what's that? Gina Krano, Gina Krano. Yes,
Speaker 1: they get rid of Gina Corano. And Dr SEUs. I
Speaker 1: knew I was going to be a racist when I
Speaker 1: was a kid because I read Dr SEUs. I knew that.
Speaker 1: And Peppe Lapew. Let me tell you something. I've raped
Speaker 1: all the women I want to rape, but because of
Speaker 1: Peppe Lapew, which is none. By the way, can you
Speaker 1: believe that guests cut on? I mean, think about that,
Speaker 1: every kid doing I mean Tom and Jerry has got
Speaker 1: to be next, right, So that's violence, that's violence, and
Speaker 1: really it's mocking. You know the relationship between cat and mouse,
Speaker 1: and you know that's for all. Do you think that
Speaker 1: they will cancel Jessica Rabbit because she dressed provocatively? And
Speaker 1: who friend Roger Rabbit? Yeah, well no they were. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like they did in space jam Right, you're apparently
Speaker 1: that's a bad thing to be a sexy woman, to
Speaker 1: have a curvaceous body. He is down, You're supposed to
Speaker 1: have a very non sexy body. I don't It seems
Speaker 1: very bizarre, the whole thing. But hey, you know, but
Speaker 1: as I've said many times on the Overnight, the only difference,
Speaker 1: the only difference between now and they've always been people
Speaker 1: complaining about things, so this is all right, we should
Speaker 1: cancel this or that. But no one ever listened to them, right,
Speaker 1: People just dismissed them as losers and uh and wretched
Speaker 1: human beings. Right, And now for some reason they've been
Speaker 1: able to convert big corporations and big businesses. And now
Speaker 1: there's like this crusade has has picked up so much, um,
Speaker 1: you know, so many believers in it that now that
Speaker 1: the people that that I'm convinced these people deep down
Speaker 1: know how stupid this is, but they still play along.
Speaker 1: They still play along, and they helped spread spread the
Speaker 1: doctrine of cancel and all it takes you gotta you know,
Speaker 1: write what right. A column in the New York On
Speaker 1: op ed in the New York Times and then boom,
Speaker 1: uh no more pepper la pew. We must get rid
Speaker 1: of that, this, that and the other things so stupid
Speaker 1: and as I have pointed out also guests gut this that. Uh,
Speaker 1: if you look at something long enough, you will find
Speaker 1: something wrong. Right, if you're looking to find something racist
Speaker 1: or something you know that's outdated in pop culture, if
Speaker 1: you look at it, examine it, you will find a
Speaker 1: way that literally everything in society, in American culture is
Speaker 1: wrong in one way. And you know it's the old
Speaker 1: orwell thing which everyone brings up. The book n which
Speaker 1: I like to remind people, was actually published in nineteen
Speaker 1: and George or World died in nineteen fifty and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, seventy plus years ago, and many of his
Speaker 1: fictional fictional takes have come to reality. It's it's crazy,
Speaker 1: but they found a way, the people in these little
Speaker 1: minority groups of clicks have found the way to monetize
Speaker 1: and victimhood. And it's much like you get the booty
Speaker 1: models on Instagram or on Facebook or MySpace back in
Speaker 1: the day. They've found a way to monetize that kind
Speaker 1: of a platform, and in turn, they've created this type
Speaker 1: of echo chamber that gravitates towards other individuals as opposed
Speaker 1: to just free thinkers that are willing to challenge thoughts,
Speaker 1: opinions and sometimes information, which is a beautiful thing because
Speaker 1: we do it in the sports world on an everyday basis.
Speaker 1: We could have difference of opinions and whatnot. But it's
Speaker 1: not like it's like fuck you Ben, fuck you Dave,
Speaker 1: never talking to you again, You're a racist, You're a
Speaker 1: busy Oh no, no. But there's some of that. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's there's now even in the sports world, it's tribalism
Speaker 1: in anything. You only want to hear, you want the
Speaker 1: echo chamber that tells you that you're right and there's
Speaker 1: no other side. And it's over hyper mega sensitivity also,
Speaker 1: which is this is a big word. I think it's
Speaker 1: actually three words, but it's it's all it's all tied together.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah. And there's there's also the red herring factor,
Speaker 1: Like a lot of these things are just red herrings
Speaker 1: and their distractions right to something else. I don't know
Speaker 1: what else is going. I'm sure there's other things that
Speaker 1: we're not paying attention to. Um and and these these
Speaker 1: are just mislead they're they're misleading things that distract from
Speaker 1: something else that we probably should be paying attention to,
Speaker 1: but we're not paying attention to. So it's a very
Speaker 1: successful diversionary tactic because guys like us just scream and
Speaker 1: complain about Mr Potato Head or Answer Mim or Uncle
Speaker 1: Ben or the escobo pie, and there's other trouble brewing
Speaker 1: on the horizon. What a pain in the acid is here?
Speaker 1: What an inconvenience this is? Guess God, I'm well aware
Speaker 1: of that because you do a great job of misdirecting,
Speaker 1: typically during the NBA season when the Lakers are in
Speaker 1: a rough patch and you try to deflect from your
Speaker 1: putrid l A Clippers and the demise and the falls
Speaker 1: and demise. I mean, the Clippers have been one of
Speaker 1: the model franchises in the n B A. I know
Speaker 1: that's annoying to you. All you need to know about
Speaker 1: how important the Clippers are is the amount of blowback
Speaker 1: I get from the historians about the Clippers relocating. They
Speaker 1: the Clippers should go to the Clippers should go to
Speaker 1: loos figures, the Clippers should go to Louisville. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. You're so jealous of the popularity of
Speaker 1: the Clippers any and really, what it is about the
Speaker 1: Clippers that really annoys people is that that's the working
Speaker 1: class team, the Lakers, of the Hollywood elites. And it
Speaker 1: must bother a guy like you get. I mean, you're
Speaker 1: west of the four or five and all that, you're
Speaker 1: part of that crowd. But that's what the Lakers symbolize.
Speaker 1: Lakers symbolize elitism. They symbolize um, the one percenters, the
Speaker 1: one percenters, and the Clippers are are the antithesis of that.
Speaker 1: That they represent the working class. Right. They're not about
Speaker 1: the the privileged status in society that you are. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: they're they're the people that roll up their sleeve, the
Speaker 1: blue collar worker. And it bothers the because a lot
Speaker 1: of the Laker fans actually are like that, and it must,
Speaker 1: deep down on some level trouble them greatly that they
Speaker 1: are supporting the privilege, the heimbrow. They're not like that.
Speaker 1: They should really become Clipper fans because that's the team,
Speaker 1: the people's team. We call it the people's team for
Speaker 1: a reason. They're not the one percenter's team. That's the Lakers. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: nothing says working class quite like the guy that invented
Speaker 1: load management in Kawhi Leonard and also the other guy
Speaker 1: that doesn't show up in the postseason and Paul George.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's like the That is your typical blue collar,
Speaker 1: hard hat worker showing up to work unless he does
Speaker 1: it well. You support a franchise that took COVID relief
Speaker 1: funds that were designed for mom and pop businesses. Yes,
Speaker 1: you take Genie Bus and the Lakers put a claim
Speaker 1: in to get money, taking away money from people that
Speaker 1: needed that money. Uh, that was not design for them.
Speaker 1: A billion dollar business like the Lakers, that's who you support.
Speaker 1: You also support Lebron James, who loves to say he
Speaker 1: has an opinion about everything. I didn't see him have
Speaker 1: much to say this week about Meyers Leonard of the
Speaker 1: Miami He set that one out. I guess he shut
Speaker 1: up and dribbled at the beginning of that whole Meyers
Speaker 1: Leonard controversy in Miami. Of course, Lebron has had his
Speaker 1: own anti Semitic problems. You support Lebron James, who's used
Speaker 1: anti semitism via music in the past. There So that's
Speaker 1: what you have as a Laker fan. I don't support
Speaker 1: what the players do. But I do support Jennie Buzz
Speaker 1: for what she was doing. It's just gamesmanship, right, I
Speaker 1: mean she's taking advantage of the system. I mean we
Speaker 1: live in a state which gave out millions and millions
Speaker 1: and millions. You support corporations taking morning that is designed
Speaker 1: for struggling people's the US government has been doing. You're horrible.
Speaker 1: You're a wretched human being. You are a wretched ignorant, unaware,
Speaker 1: un educating with being. I'm very aware of what's going on, snob,
Speaker 1: pompous a whole. I got a bachelor's degree from San
Speaker 1: Diego State of master's from Northeastern University, Kumlanie graduate as well,
Speaker 1: with a a glorious g p A. I would say that, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you have no Yeah, you're educated, but your book smart.
Speaker 1: But I'm street smart, Okay, And there's a difference here, right,
Speaker 1: there's a difference book smart versus street smart. I attended
Speaker 1: the School of Hard Knocks and then I also I
Speaker 1: have a minor from the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and
Speaker 1: Bailey clown College. So I combined street smarts with a
Speaker 1: clown College degree, and I have both. I have both
Speaker 1: and street smarts beats book smarts in a fist fight
Speaker 1: every single time, every single time you goober you. I'm
Speaker 1: a little I'm a little offended by this conversation. I
Speaker 1: feel like you're attacking me. I don't feel comfortable in
Speaker 1: my own skin right now. I feel very like a
Speaker 1: safe space. Like you want to need my bubble, I
Speaker 1: need my echo chamber. Can I get my echo chaver?
Speaker 1: I understand, Well, don't worry. Call blowing to the bugle goal.
Speaker 1: The local roddy will come down. They will come down
Speaker 1: from the mountaintops. They are here just getting the fetal position.
Speaker 1: Start sucking your thumb. Everything will be all right. We
Speaker 1: have a selfie station over to the right there and
Speaker 1: uh and I think tomorrow is the day the therapy dogs,
Speaker 1: the weekly therapy dogs coming there to manage your anxiety.
Speaker 1: So everything will be good. Now, do you think it's
Speaker 1: there's a chance that we can put you on a
Speaker 1: recall list, much like our district attorney here in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles and our governor in the state of California? Can
Speaker 1: we do that for you? Attacking the hard working individuals
Speaker 1: like myself to support your show. Now, are you against
Speaker 1: the district attorney that has the same name as you,
Speaker 1: the same last name signed the recall petition for real,
Speaker 1: So it's gascon Verse is against gascone, the campaign Gascons
Speaker 1: against Gascone. Gavin Newsom has got over two million signatures
Speaker 1: on his recall petition too, So I'll be fascinated to
Speaker 1: see what happens in the coming days and weeks with
Speaker 1: with both guys that are under the well listen, UH,
Speaker 1: we got a lot of venomous snakes in California politics here,
Speaker 1: and let's get rid of the venom uh. And I
Speaker 1: look forward to the day. If you have atomic waste,
Speaker 1: you must dispose of that atomic waste. And these people
Speaker 1: I feel like I need a hazmat suit living in
Speaker 1: uh in California where I do there, and you know,
Speaker 1: you know the obviously the problem is this, I mean,
Speaker 1: the people, the electorate of California keep voting for the
Speaker 1: same type of people. So it's like, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: rid of Gavin Newsom. I believe he's done and Gascone
Speaker 1: is done, but then you're gonna bring in some more
Speaker 1: flotsam and jetsam. You know. It's it's like the guys,
Speaker 1: this old dude I was in line at Walmart return
Speaker 1: something years ago. I've told the story a few times,
Speaker 1: but it's old guy who was living in Texas. He
Speaker 1: was out in California visiting some relatives and it was
Speaker 1: a long we were online, it was a long line
Speaker 1: and he starts talking. I don't like to talk to anybody.
Speaker 1: I like to keep to myself. I'm an introvert. But
Speaker 1: he wanted to talk to him like a nice guy,
Speaker 1: and uh, I was like, all right, whatever. We started
Speaker 1: talking and he just started ranting and raving about how
Speaker 1: he's lived in Texas all these years, and all you know,
Speaker 1: this this influx of Californians and they all they all
Speaker 1: say the same thing he's tell me. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: they leave California because they don't like what California is,
Speaker 1: and they don't like the politics in California, and they
Speaker 1: go to Texas and they metiate. They then immediately vote
Speaker 1: in the same garbage politicians, the same mindset of the politicians,
Speaker 1: and so they bring the problems they had in California
Speaker 1: with them to Texas. They bring the sewer of California
Speaker 1: to Texas. And it's happening. It's it's crazy. Whatever happened?
Speaker 1: Holding everybody accountable, not just one cical party, but everybody,
Speaker 1: including so called experts that work in these different industries. Well,
Speaker 1: it's entertainment, news, weather, medicine, politics, athletes, celebrities, like whatever
Speaker 1: happened to that? Never around? Yeah, I mean, well it's
Speaker 1: it's it's something to the to the effect. There's a
Speaker 1: famous quote there about whoever controls the media, the images,
Speaker 1: controls the culture, and one side of the political process
Speaker 1: in America controls the culture because they control me. I
Speaker 1: think that's an Alan Ginsburg quote, by the way, I
Speaker 1: think that's a but it's, uh, it is true. I mean,
Speaker 1: whoever controls the media and they have control over the culture.
Speaker 1: So that's that's you can say who's at fault at that?
Speaker 1: And you know that's really should be the battle. I
Speaker 1: mean that that's got to be the beginning of the
Speaker 1: battle if you're talking about you know, red versus blue,
Speaker 1: Blue controls the media and so that's that's really an
Speaker 1: issue with Team read that they let that happen. They
Speaker 1: did not do enough to control have some say in
Speaker 1: the images and the things that are being spread in
Speaker 1: the media. Landscape, as we know because we work in
Speaker 1: media is much different now. It used to be just
Speaker 1: a few channels and a few places and a few
Speaker 1: big newspapers, and now everyone is their own media empire. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: whatever the cases with media, I I must admit that
Speaker 1: no matter what happens day and night, I will continue
Speaker 1: to fall follow the color green that is our stock market,
Speaker 1: and it is piping hot for some people. Um, I
Speaker 1: must encourage you to one day get out of your
Speaker 1: comfort zone and start tailing if you will. Um, you
Speaker 1: got a lot of You got a lot of things
Speaker 1: to make up for, especially since those bad stock picks
Speaker 1: by a blind Scott and the well, it was a weed.
Speaker 1: It was a weed stock where I've lost about of
Speaker 1: what I put into it and it got the original
Speaker 1: business was bought by somebody else and then uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I went I lost a bunch of But actually I've
Speaker 1: been doing better this this last weekend. Again. My new
Speaker 1: thing is that I am only now from now on
Speaker 1: only buying stocks that are paying dividends as a nice
Speaker 1: way to make a little more a little more income,
Speaker 1: a little more income there, and you know see how
Speaker 1: that goes. I'll try that. And because that way I
Speaker 1: look at it, I'm not as depended obviously making more
Speaker 1: if the stock price goes up and whatnot. But as
Speaker 1: long as the divod end is where they say it's
Speaker 1: gonna be, then that's fine. That's a good spot. I'm
Speaker 1: okay with that. Speaking of investments, I need to ask
Speaker 1: you this personal question. Since you have been a huge
Speaker 1: jock since the days that you were born watching sports.
Speaker 1: If you had a prize possession your favorite player, basketball, baseball, football, hockey,
Speaker 1: whatever it may be, and you had a prize possession
Speaker 1: and you found out it was worth a significant amount
Speaker 1: of money in today's market, would you depart with that
Speaker 1: item and sell it for profit or would you keep
Speaker 1: it because of sentimental and nostalgic reasons? Uh? See, there
Speaker 1: must be something you're getting at here that I don't know. Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, it really would depend on how I was financially,
Speaker 1: but I have because of some life events that I've
Speaker 1: experienced here in recent years, I would be more inclined
Speaker 1: to get rid of it. Oh. I would be more
Speaker 1: inclined to get rid of it than I had been
Speaker 1: in the past, because I have learned from having people
Speaker 1: very close to me pass away that you don't get
Speaker 1: to take anything with you. It's not it's not like
Speaker 1: we're in in the Middle East back in the day,
Speaker 1: you know the tombs where they put all your jewels
Speaker 1: and all your gold, and they built these big, massive,
Speaker 1: uh structures and what. But no, you're done. You check
Speaker 1: out with everything you came with, which is nothing. So
Speaker 1: that's so I'd be more inclined to do it. All right,
Speaker 1: what about what what you referring? Well, the reason why
Speaker 1: I'm asking is because I have an old nineteen eighty
Speaker 1: four tops rookie card of of John Elway and a
Speaker 1: colleague of ours, Mike Carmen, who we had on the
Speaker 1: podcast a few weeks ago, he sent me comps on
Speaker 1: that same card that was getting auctioned off at certain
Speaker 1: events and the range was anywhere from seventy two to
Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. And obviously you
Speaker 1: need to get these cards graded. But you know that's
Speaker 1: that's the don't just dismiss getting them graded. That's a
Speaker 1: very expensive process. Yeah, well, I'm already in the process
Speaker 1: of doing that. So you have sent the card in, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have, all right, then you're on your way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but just a piggyback off of that, had a buddy
Speaker 1: of mine that actually has a handful of old school
Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant. Like David Robinson, I think he has a
Speaker 1: Bird Rookie card as well. Um, So I'm you're curious
Speaker 1: if if those are your child the hood of heroes
Speaker 1: or what you adored growing up as as a kid
Speaker 1: watching sports, like where is that push pull? And you
Speaker 1: mentioned obviously with your life circumstances, but Fox Sports Radio
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Speaker 1: R to listen live. Well, No, I mean I'm facing
Speaker 1: a similar conundrum here, quagmire, because I um, with the
Speaker 1: events that took place this year, I now have everything
Speaker 1: that I had been kind of like holding away in
Speaker 1: story when I was a kid has come back to
Speaker 1: me like a boomerang. And some of it is actually
Speaker 1: worth a lot. Of it's not worth anything. Some of
Speaker 1: it is worth a lot, And obviously for sentimentality in nostalgia,
Speaker 1: you would like to hold on to that. Um, but
Speaker 1: I'm leaning towards getting rid of it, and I'm in
Speaker 1: a pretty good spot. I mean, I have some some
Speaker 1: stuff I've picked up, autograph stuff, things like that, that
Speaker 1: all has to get the amount of money that I
Speaker 1: would have to spend though. That's the thing, that's the
Speaker 1: only reason I am reluctant to do it, because to
Speaker 1: to really make any money selling cars, you have to
Speaker 1: get them grady, and the per card rate is over
Speaker 1: the top, right. Oh they got what a what a
Speaker 1: what a hustle, What a hustle they got in the
Speaker 1: card business. Uh. And so to go into that tabernacle
Speaker 1: and to go down there and that trading card sanctuary
Speaker 1: and get any real money, you gotta put a lot
Speaker 1: of money up up front, and there's no guarantee you're
Speaker 1: gonna get get that money back. On the other side.
Speaker 1: You probably will, um, but there's no guarantee. Yeah. There's
Speaker 1: actually a place in Newport Beach which actually does grading
Speaker 1: and they're fairly well, that's the main that's the main
Speaker 1: outfit in Orange County, not far from us. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I know they turn around time is not that
Speaker 1: long right now, just because of the pandemic. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that it's a great time because these things
Speaker 1: obviously fluctuate, like the stock market or even cryptocurrency these days.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I got a ton of stuff. Oddly enough,
Speaker 1: in the really similar circumstances of where you mentioned with
Speaker 1: with what you've collected. Most of the stuff that I have,
Speaker 1: oddly enough, came from a girlfriend that I was dating
Speaker 1: at the time, Like she bought me a ship ton
Speaker 1: of sports memorabilia. Nice of her and obviously not knowing
Speaker 1: now what it could be worth. I'm sure she'd be
Speaker 1: rather irate finding out if I cash those things in
Speaker 1: and sold them for Well, why would you say that
Speaker 1: on the now? I mean not doubt she's listening, No
Speaker 1: chance she's listening. It'd be surprised. Man. Everyone was somebody
Speaker 1: message me that I knew years ago that I heard
Speaker 1: your podcast. Really female, I've heard yea from a few
Speaker 1: I want to talk about it. Wellhy not. It was
Speaker 1: just hey, I heard your or the show or somebody
Speaker 1: you have. I've I've talked about some of that stuff
Speaker 1: in the past on the On the pot, it's it's
Speaker 1: I guess because I'm not really active on Facebook. I'm
Speaker 1: on Twitter, but I'm I mean, I'm on Facebook, the
Speaker 1: show page. I'll do stuff on that, but as far
Speaker 1: as I have a personal page, and I'm not really
Speaker 1: on there much at all, So it's kind of I
Speaker 1: have it. So occasionally I can get updates on relatives
Speaker 1: or things like that, but I don't really Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: not an active participant in the social network. I just so,
Speaker 1: do you say updates on relatives? Do you mean like married, divorced,
Speaker 1: or dead? Yes, yeah, one of those, or they had kids,
Speaker 1: their their kids had kids, or you know it's it's
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Yeah, learn all about it. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to spend a few minutes on the podcast
Speaker 1: you're talking about to the line to the lane? You
Speaker 1: know whose line that was? To the line to the lane?
Speaker 1: Bad job by you. It's one of the legends of
Speaker 1: our busines. This I've been like over my years in
Speaker 1: the sports radio which the years keep adding up here
Speaker 1: he gets longer and longer. But over my time, I've
Speaker 1: been lucky enough. I've been able to chat or in
Speaker 1: some cases have dinner with iconic broadcasters when I was
Speaker 1: growing up, voices of the game. And I've always made
Speaker 1: it a priority having access to the press boxes and
Speaker 1: these different stadiums. I've I've not taken it for granted,
Speaker 1: and I've been very lucky. I had a decent casual
Speaker 1: friendship with Vince Scully, for example, Chick Hearne, the voice
Speaker 1: of the Lakers. Believe it or not, Chick. Uh he's
Speaker 1: he said, a record for most consecutive games. It was.
Speaker 1: It was like Martin Luther, King, David Punting to Orlando Magic.
Speaker 1: And uh, they gave they had given Chick all these awards.
Speaker 1: The Lakers is the Forum. They've given him all these awards.
Speaker 1: And so I I helped Check to a radio a
Speaker 1: radio interview. Uh. Back in those days, this in the Forum.
Speaker 1: The cell phones didn't work with the early days of
Speaker 1: the cell phone. So I went to the Laker office.
Speaker 1: But I held that you had to walk up a
Speaker 1: flight of stairs and down a flight. It was a
Speaker 1: big pain in the acid. Saw Chicken, his wife Marge,
Speaker 1: and I I held all this crap, all these gifts
Speaker 1: that the Lakers had given Chick so he could could
Speaker 1: walk as he was the old guy and walk up series. Uh.
Speaker 1: Bob Miller, the voice of the Kings. I think you
Speaker 1: know Bob a little bit right, a good guy and
Speaker 1: no longer the voice of the Kings. Jerry Coleman, the
Speaker 1: late Padre guy. I mean there's a lot I can
Speaker 1: just drop. I mean, like Pat O'Brien and drop names
Speaker 1: Ralph Lawler, Bingo, Tommy Hinsen who I know as a
Speaker 1: broadcaster but he played for the Celtics. Harry Carey. I
Speaker 1: was an elevator with Harry carry Harry Callis, who was
Speaker 1: the Phillies broadcast and known as the voice of NFL films.
Speaker 1: Harry Callis actually had Harry when I was in college
Speaker 1: at its Saddleback. I had Harry Callis. Do uh and
Speaker 1: open this is Harry Callis and you're listening a Ben Mallard.
Speaker 1: And it was awesome. It was. It was I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's crazy. That's radio porn right there.
Speaker 1: Mat it was. It was do you have it? You
Speaker 1: know I have it. It's in it's on a cart tape.
Speaker 1: No it's not. It's not. Yeah, it's not something. I
Speaker 1: don't have a cart machine, so I'm sure we have
Speaker 1: one somewhere at the Premier Networks. I could get it,
Speaker 1: get it off the cart machine. Ernie Harwell was one
Speaker 1: when he was the the Tigers guy. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: got like go briefly and he actually did some stuff
Speaker 1: um with the Angels. But he was a very nice guy.
Speaker 1: Ernie Harwell, very very nice. He was amazed at some
Speaker 1: kid from California. Knew who he was. That was cool
Speaker 1: um and there's a lot but uh Al McCoy who
Speaker 1: I used to listen to doing the Sons late at night,
Speaker 1: and Ralph Kiner, who I knew more was a broadcast
Speaker 1: or hot Rod Honey. But we've lost one of the
Speaker 1: people that I had had running with over the years.
Speaker 1: Joe Tate. Do you know Joe Tate was? Who the
Speaker 1: hell is Joe Tae? Joe Tate had a booming voice.
Speaker 1: He was the voice of Cleveland Sports. He just died
Speaker 1: this weekend at age eighty three. And I didn't grow
Speaker 1: up in Ohio, obviously, I've been there a few times
Speaker 1: over the years. But I was very familiar with Joe
Speaker 1: Tate's work for two reasons, all right. One of them
Speaker 1: the fact that I had worked in radio and we
Speaker 1: played highlights and it started out as an update guy,
Speaker 1: and we had clips of Cavalier games and you always
Speaker 1: look for the exciting play by play guy because it
Speaker 1: makes good audio, and Joe Tate was good audio. Joe
Speaker 1: Tate was good at it. So we always, even though
Speaker 1: the calves were not particularly great in those days, we'd
Speaker 1: always try to find Joe Tate highlight because it was
Speaker 1: exciting Brian Wheeler, who we've had on the podcast Wheels
Speaker 1: there was a voice of the Trailblazers for so many years.
Speaker 1: We always tried to get, you know, highlights of the
Speaker 1: Blazers because he was so good with boom and all that.
Speaker 1: But Joe Tate so talented as a broadcaster, so I
Speaker 1: was familiar with him, and I'd heard him called plenty
Speaker 1: of games to that and he had an ability to
Speaker 1: make the most dull feel bigger than it was and
Speaker 1: that's a that's an art. That's an art. And he
Speaker 1: had a lot of catch phrases, Um, it's basketball time
Speaker 1: and wham with the right hand, Uh three ball, got
Speaker 1: it uh to the line to the lane, And I
Speaker 1: remember that was the one that really stuck out. To
Speaker 1: the line to the lane was Joe Tate's catchphrase that
Speaker 1: stood out. And I used to work with Dave Denholme
Speaker 1: Cleveland Guy, and Dave obviously loved Joe Tate, and for
Speaker 1: some reason, we did a bit one time and we
Speaker 1: were just doing Joe Tate impersonations for going back and forth,
Speaker 1: and we just changed the names up for the players
Speaker 1: of the day, you know, Kobe to the line to
Speaker 1: the lane, you know that. Uh. And he had a
Speaker 1: Craig Elo game winning three point call, which is I
Speaker 1: would say his most famous call Joe Tate. Uh, it
Speaker 1: was yes, Virginia, there is of Santa Claus had he
Speaker 1: comes from Lubbock, Texas. This guy was the voice of
Speaker 1: the cast. It was like forty years from the seventies up.
Speaker 1: And he had to retire because of health reasons about
Speaker 1: a decade ago. And I didn't even realize he had
Speaker 1: called Cleveland Indians games on radio and television. When he
Speaker 1: passed away, the Indians sent out a sizzle reel of
Speaker 1: Joe Tate calling all these random moments in Cleveland Indians history,
Speaker 1: which when the on the Indians played at the old stadium,
Speaker 1: the Dump and there were you know, no fans there
Speaker 1: and Lennon Barker throws a no hitter and all that
Speaker 1: so uh. But it was cool. But over the years,
Speaker 1: I had a chance to to chat with Mr Tate
Speaker 1: several times and I actually had dinner with him. Uh.
Speaker 1: One night the Calves were in l A. I don't
Speaker 1: remember who they were playing there were it was the
Speaker 1: Lakers the Clippers obviously, but in the chick current press
Speaker 1: room at Staples Center. Back. This is in the early
Speaker 1: two thousands, and Joe Tate, uh, you know, he told
Speaker 1: tales of his career here with the Cavaliers and this
Speaker 1: was this was you know, Lebron was playing. So it
Speaker 1: was a couple of years into the Lebron run with
Speaker 1: the Cavaliers, and Joe Tate amazed, he said at that time.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he changed his mind later on,
Speaker 1: but he said he actually enjoyed the nineteen eighties, late eighties,
Speaker 1: early nineties Cavalier team more than that Cavalier team, the
Speaker 1: team that had Mark Price, Brad Doherty, Craig Elo, Larry
Speaker 1: nance Um that grew and he felt that that team
Speaker 1: was better than the Calves who at the time, remember
Speaker 1: this was when Lebron had like Moe Williams was his
Speaker 1: number two and U. But he was very nice guy,
Speaker 1: big guy. I was like, you know, big guys that
Speaker 1: make it in broadcasting and all that. And I did
Speaker 1: appreciate the chat, and he I guess Joe had been
Speaker 1: in Joe Tate had been in poor health for many years.
Speaker 1: So rest in peace to Joe Tate, the voice of
Speaker 1: Cleveland sports for all those years and it's it was
Speaker 1: just like in in the l A where we up
Speaker 1: people did Vince Scully impersonations, Chickker and that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But in in Ohio, Northern Ohio, it was all about
Speaker 1: doing a Joe Tate impersonation and every kid was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Tate. So there you go, my my
Speaker 1: memories of Joe Tate. That's good. Yeah, from the Line
Speaker 1: to the Lane, that's good. You should steal it as
Speaker 1: an homage, as a tribute to the Line to the Lane.
Speaker 1: What's your Do you have any catchphrases? Do you have
Speaker 1: any signature? No? You know, I do? I do like
Speaker 1: the one I think it was the eighties six, uh,
Speaker 1: the eighties six World Series when Buckner has that ball
Speaker 1: go through his legs with the Mets and, um, you know,
Speaker 1: if a picture is worth a thousand words, then what
Speaker 1: you've seen is a million? And then what is these?
Speaker 1: I think he says like the Mets were not only
Speaker 1: I forget what he said, but he said something along
Speaker 1: those lines like if a pictures were some thousands worth
Speaker 1: a thousand words, what you've seen is a million. Um
Speaker 1: that one. And then when Eckersley gave the home run
Speaker 1: of Gibson eight and he's like and look at Eckersley
Speaker 1: shocked to his toes um. The one that celebrated every
Speaker 1: year is when for Nano through his no hitter. I
Speaker 1: think it was back in eighty one if I recall,
Speaker 1: and people think that that actually would get canceled today
Speaker 1: because oh that one was Actually that was in nineteen,
Speaker 1: that was later. That was, Yeah, it was the one.
Speaker 1: I think. I think the one you're referring to was
Speaker 1: the one. It was the same night that Dave Stewart
Speaker 1: had thrown a no hitter earlier for the A's and
Speaker 1: Blue Jays. Yes. Yeah, if you have a sombrero, throw
Speaker 1: it to the sky. Oh my god, could you imagine
Speaker 1: the pussy willows that lived today, they were familiar with that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's you gotta get some catch raises
Speaker 1: as though, because Ralph Lawler, Now you gotta be careful sometimes.
Speaker 1: My my guy, Ralph the voice of the Clippers retired
Speaker 1: now lives in Florida, but he had so many catch phrases.
Speaker 1: Oh me, oh my bingo. The law the gym fasten
Speaker 1: your seatbelts. See that one became outdated because it's a
Speaker 1: law everywhere to have seatbelts on? Was it a lawyer's law?
Speaker 1: Lawler's law a law first to wins Lawler's law? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, It's which used to be true,
Speaker 1: but I don't think it's true anymore. Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 1: There's so many guys that have had I guess I
Speaker 1: had to make it first. Right. If I make it,
Speaker 1: then I can ask some catch phrases where I'm I'm comfortable. No,
Speaker 1: you should get some now, but it's starting. Why wait
Speaker 1: until you make it? Start right now? Because Ralph Ralph
Speaker 1: Lawler ended up with a star on the Hollywood Walk
Speaker 1: of Fame. Get that by somebody has to pay for it,
Speaker 1: but you know, just contact the the Walk of Fame, Dickens,
Speaker 1: I could. I think I'm eligible for a Hollywood star.
Speaker 1: I could probably get one, right, yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: doesn't somebody have to nominate you? How's that work? You
Speaker 1: pay like twenty grand or something like that? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. Right used to the Marconi?
Speaker 1: Don't you have to submit and pay for submission to Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody was threatening to do that, to submit a nomination
Speaker 1: for me to get a Marconi. I don't think they
Speaker 1: actually did that. They were just busting my balls. But
Speaker 1: that Hollywood Walk of Fame thing be kind of cool. Oh,
Speaker 1: but I'm not coming. I'm not paying twenty grade to
Speaker 1: get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that right now. I don't have Bruno Mars
Speaker 1: money or something something like like cooler if you did, so,
Speaker 1: if you had that kind of money, would you then
Speaker 1: pay for it? I don't know, uh I ye, I
Speaker 1: considered if I had, if I had a few money,
Speaker 1: I might know. What the hell just for s and giggles, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be fun if you had that. But no
Speaker 1: Marconi award. Well that what I'm thinking about. Like, you know,
Speaker 1: the whole cemetery, they have spent some time at cemeteries
Speaker 1: or something like. Nobody ever goes to cemeteries, just very
Speaker 1: rarely to visit, you know. But like the Hollywood Walk
Speaker 1: of Fame, there's millions of people every year go there
Speaker 1: to walk down. They don't know who these any of
Speaker 1: these people are. But the kind of cool thing, you
Speaker 1: know by the old Hollywood, you know, the old Hollywood stars.
Speaker 1: It's it's amazing how fleeting fame is. Give me the
Speaker 1: most famous person in Hollywood nineteen thirties, and very rarely
Speaker 1: does that translate almost a hundred years later when people
Speaker 1: do with who the hell you are? Um, but it's uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's almost more. If you want you're worried
Speaker 1: about people remembering you, or at least having a chance
Speaker 1: of remembering you, that would be a better investment than
Speaker 1: a headstone at a cemetery. Well how about this, why
Speaker 1: don't you kill two birds? No pun intended with two
Speaker 1: with one stone. Why don't you get buried in the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yes, I'm sure that's allowed. Why not?
Speaker 1: You can have that? What they did with W. C. Fields.
Speaker 1: There's another Most people don't even know who that is.
Speaker 1: There's a street named after him. Uh and uh near
Speaker 1: universal students Y W. C. Fields Drive or something like that.
Speaker 1: That guy was amazing. He was an actor comedian the
Speaker 1: nineteen forties and he had some of the great I
Speaker 1: have actually I've repackaged some of his his lines. He
Speaker 1: had one of his great quotes I love. I actually
Speaker 1: use this in my Twitter profile years ago. If you
Speaker 1: can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit? Is
Speaker 1: that not one of the great that's a W. C.
Speaker 1: Fields quote. That's good man, and it really sums up
Speaker 1: the world totally for me. But many people, if you
Speaker 1: can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle him with your bullshit.
Speaker 1: And I still wants to call you out on that.
Speaker 1: You can just say, Hey, I'm a huge baseball fan.
Speaker 1: I love pictures, right like you know, you're not a
Speaker 1: car and artist, You're You're just a guy loves the game.
Speaker 1: That's a great quote. That is a fantastic Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: one of the that's my favorite WC. Fields quote. But
Speaker 1: he had a lot of them. He had a lot
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, he said a dead fish can float
Speaker 1: down stream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
Speaker 1: That was That was another one, and uh as he
Speaker 1: was a comedian, so he had a bunch of He
Speaker 1: also said he was ahead of his time. He said,
Speaker 1: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone. That
Speaker 1: was another famous W. C. Fields quote back in the day.
Speaker 1: All right, why don't we do a little pop quiz.
Speaker 1: Look at that guy here. It's a Saturday, lazy lazy Saturday.
Speaker 1: Ye are you ready for some podcas? You mentally prepared?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if you're ready for
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can handle I haven't slept all. Right,
Speaker 1: here we go. A recent survey found forty of people
Speaker 1: have cut back on eating these in the last six months.
Speaker 1: What are they eating? Less of tortilla chips? I like
Speaker 1: how you're so specific tortilla chip, no sweets. I did
Speaker 1: give up chocolate for lent? You did? I give up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: give up red meat and chocolate for lent. So is
Speaker 1: that for the like the month you until forty days
Speaker 1: April of four? Mm? Hm hm? And uh? You what
Speaker 1: if you accidentally, you know, eat something with chocolate, Like
Speaker 1: whether you're gonna I gonna have I guess, I guess,
Speaker 1: say a prayer and do a little penance. Okay, what's good?
Speaker 1: I mean you've gone obviously days without eatings. Yes, you
Speaker 1: go to kind of go through that and just cycle
Speaker 1: through some No, it is actually a bad vice tapes
Speaker 1: I've heard, you know, some people tell me this is
Speaker 1: the way to go to give up things and not,
Speaker 1: you know, not eat all the time because early human beings,
Speaker 1: as I've said, do not they did not eat every
Speaker 1: day because they know you didn't hunt and you didn't
Speaker 1: catch anything. You didn't have any to eat. A new
Speaker 1: survey asked kids to name something their parents do in
Speaker 1: the car that annoys them. This was the most common answer.
Speaker 1: I want to say for mothers putting on makeup, makeup
Speaker 1: in the car. Yeah, not singing. I was gonna say singing,
Speaker 1: Well you didn't, he said. Make Back in the day,
Speaker 1: when we go on family vacations, it was always Neil
Speaker 1: Diamond for my mom and Bruce Springsteen for my dad.
Speaker 1: And we're tired of that after they used to replay
Speaker 1: that ship on cassette tapes, all the damn time cassette tapes,
Speaker 1: The Glory Days of music cassette tapes. Yeah. My I
Speaker 1: remember as a kid would go on road trips and
Speaker 1: my dad, in his younger days, had gotten in a
Speaker 1: pretty bad car accident, and so from that point forward
Speaker 1: he always drove the speed limit and it used to
Speaker 1: annoy the hell out of us as kids, because we
Speaker 1: would we wanted to you know, and you're a kid,
Speaker 1: you don't want me in the car anyway. You wanted
Speaker 1: to get where you could go, and you didn't have
Speaker 1: the cell phone to distract you, and you know, it
Speaker 1: was like we had those little games where you had
Speaker 1: to look at other license plates from other states, you know,
Speaker 1: and try to play the licensed plate game, which doesn't
Speaker 1: really work when you're in California because there's very few
Speaker 1: cars from other places, you know. They said, if you've
Speaker 1: lived in on the East coast, do you have an
Speaker 1: advantage here because there's so many states close together on anyway?
Speaker 1: Uh So that was that. But we'd complain because my
Speaker 1: dad would be driving slows like it's straight up. We'd
Speaker 1: count how many cars passed us. That was our that
Speaker 1: was our game. We were such a rambunctious children. A
Speaker 1: new survey says eighty six percent of people younger than
Speaker 1: twenty five have never used one of these, but their
Speaker 1: parents have. What is it? Pay phone? That's a good answer,
Speaker 1: but no A letter opener? Oh a letter open right?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's another thing. When I was going through
Speaker 1: my my dad's place, I found a box filled with
Speaker 1: letter open Oh, give me one, you want one? I got,
Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the O G, I'm the boss, I can,
Speaker 1: I got. I hug you up? Now? Does he have?
Speaker 1: Is it the long letter openers like the plated ones,
Speaker 1: or is it the little ones with the razor blades. No, no,
Speaker 1: this is a metal. These are the long ones and
Speaker 1: they some of them were like shaped like swords and
Speaker 1: things like. It was pretty cool, man. It's old school nice.
Speaker 1: That's good. Back in the day classical letter opens and
Speaker 1: I'm rich in letter openers. That's what I'm riching. A
Speaker 1: recent service is that near the eight percent of adults
Speaker 1: have not been to this place and more than ten years.
Speaker 1: What place is it? Church? Uh? No? The library? Yeah,
Speaker 1: isn't that. That's one of those things in life where
Speaker 1: when you look for real estate, one of the things
Speaker 1: you look for shopping, you look for parks and libraries, right,
Speaker 1: and yet eighty percent of adults have not been to
Speaker 1: a library and over ten years. Yet almost every one
Speaker 1: of them when they looked to buy a home or
Speaker 1: move to apartment somewhere, I hopefully have schools and shopping
Speaker 1: and parks and libraries. And you never go all right, anyway,
Speaker 1: I knew. Survey asked people to name the top sign
Speaker 1: they've become an adult. Now, obviously, getting married was the
Speaker 1: most commons means you're not an adult? Guest guy? What
Speaker 1: was number two? This is something you actually do a
Speaker 1: lot of. Number two. It's something that many people would
Speaker 1: say you're a douche for but you do it quite
Speaker 1: a bit randomly. You'll you'll text me about this randomly?
Speaker 1: Uh about random ship? Do do do do? Do? Do
Speaker 1: do do? Cooking from home, dodd? I don't know do
Speaker 1: I don't know all right? Knowing your credit? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: oh yes, I have a piping hot Pico score of
Speaker 1: eight oh four. Last I've gotten so many screenshots and
Speaker 1: guest gets Fico score. I feel like I know it
Speaker 1: better than my own. I don't. I don't even know
Speaker 1: my own. Yeah, you're so proud of yourself. Your credit
Speaker 1: is a reflection of you. So that's what banks look
Speaker 1: at when they want to lend money. And it would
Speaker 1: be amazing to live life without having to worry about credit.
Speaker 1: Just yeah. Uh. Survey found that six of married women
Speaker 1: do not trust their husbands to do this. I'm adding
Speaker 1: music by the help people enjoy. Are you listening? You're listening, enjoying.
Speaker 1: I'm adding my own music. I want to say, pay
Speaker 1: the bills, do do do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do?
Speaker 1: All right? Pages down? No work on their car, work
Speaker 1: on their car. Yeah, I'm not a mechanic. Well, don't worry.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be forced to buy an electric vehicle here
Speaker 1: in the next couple of years. So yeah, well it
Speaker 1: would be great. I had an electric car a few
Speaker 1: few years ago. It was a lemon, so I got
Speaker 1: rid of it. I have a hybrid now, which is
Speaker 1: not powered by electric You don't plug it in. But
Speaker 1: that's great until once everyone's got electric cars, then the
Speaker 1: price of electricity will go through the roof. So right,
Speaker 1: they gotta get their money somehow, and so they'll raise
Speaker 1: the price of electricity, right, yeah, exactly, alright, eleven of
Speaker 1: people have fallen asleep in this public place? Where is
Speaker 1: it a movie theater? No? Church? Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I mean usually people go to you know, church or
Speaker 1: temple in the morning and you're tired, isn't the joke? Right?
Speaker 1: You go out and you're you're a center on a
Speaker 1: on a Friday night and a Saturday night, and then
Speaker 1: you look for salvation on a Sunday morning in church, right,
Speaker 1: and then how that goes hungover and you go in
Speaker 1: there and you know, you're like, hey, yeah, and it
Speaker 1: will help from the big big fella and uh start snoozing. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: Of women say they do this daily, but only six
Speaker 1: percent of men do what is it? Clean their ears,
Speaker 1: most moisturize their face. I don't. I'm not at My
Speaker 1: wife does this all the time and she wants me
Speaker 1: to do it. She's like, oh, you should do it,
Speaker 1: and I very rarely do it. Yeah, I do it
Speaker 1: every day the soap at Fox. It's so harsh that
Speaker 1: when I watch how harsh is it? It's so harsh
Speaker 1: bend that my hands are cracking, like my knuckles cracking.
Speaker 1: They bleed. Now is that it's so bad? Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been forced to buy fucking moisturizers from my hands. Well,
Speaker 1: west of the four oh five, you're not alone, You're
Speaker 1: not alone, just breaking down courtesy of Radio all right.
Speaker 1: Of people have cried when getting rid of or parting
Speaker 1: ways with this their dog. No, I hope he'd be
Speaker 1: more than it was a dog. But this is a car. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've loved cars. I've liked cars I've had, but I've
Speaker 1: never when I when the time came to get rid
Speaker 1: of the car, I've usually running into the ground. So
Speaker 1: I'm good with let it go and get something new
Speaker 1: and or not not something new, because I I believe
Speaker 1: I used to get new cars, but now I believe
Speaker 1: in getting a pre owned cars because the moment you
Speaker 1: take a new car off the lot, it immediately goes
Speaker 1: down in value. If you get uh pre owned car
Speaker 1: with limited miles on it, it's you know, that's the
Speaker 1: way to go. Yeah, little life hack that I wish
Speaker 1: I had known when I was younger. I would have
Speaker 1: saved a lot of money on car payments. I mean,
Speaker 1: still I gotta paid for the cars are still not
Speaker 1: cheap when they're pre owned. But you say you save
Speaker 1: a love, Yeah, makes it worthwhile. The car I have now,
Speaker 1: I got pre owned, and I don't think I'll ever
Speaker 1: get a new car again unless I win the lottery
Speaker 1: or make real radio money. You know, it helps that
Speaker 1: you're not driving anywhere and not going to work. And
Speaker 1: well again, I go into the studio and have better
Speaker 1: equipment than place you're at right now, we'll point that out.
Speaker 1: I have newer equipment. I'm talking you to newer microphones
Speaker 1: and the newer processors and all that. I'm working on
Speaker 1: equipment that's one years old, but at the time it
Speaker 1: was the most up to date technology in the business.
Speaker 1: Technology hasn't changes. It stopped twenty one years ago. Yes,
Speaker 1: just like iPhones, the a O L servers Google, Apple,
Speaker 1: Well we are we are powered by Netscape Navigator. That's
Speaker 1: what we are, all right, About fifty of drivers say
Speaker 1: they have one of these in their car, even though
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. Um, in my car, I don't want
Speaker 1: to say wheel jack. Now, this is an air freshener.
Speaker 1: M hm. You know those airs you get the air freshener. Well,
Speaker 1: there's two ways. You either get the one that hangs
Speaker 1: on the dashboard or the revere mirror. But a lot
Speaker 1: of people get these air fresheners where you have to
Speaker 1: re refill the cartridge and then they just never do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know the air freshenershe you have a little cartridge
Speaker 1: you gotta and you can buy them and whatnot, but
Speaker 1: people just like I'll forget about it, just leaving in
Speaker 1: the car. Yeah, I don't really buy those anymore. I
Speaker 1: used to, but not anymore. Alright, A five thousand dollar
Speaker 1: bet in Las Vegas save this nationally known company from
Speaker 1: going bankrupt. I should know this one. Yeah, dude, dude, dude, dude, man,
Speaker 1: this is gonna bother me because I know the answer.
Speaker 1: All right. It's it's not Tesla, is it? No? U
Speaker 1: fed X fed X is the you don't see you
Speaker 1: know what. You gave the wrong answer. Know, everyone listening,
Speaker 1: the guy listening knows that you are for the app
Speaker 1: Remember I remember that story vividly. No, you don't, damn it.
Speaker 1: You're lying. It sounds convincing, doesn't it. While sixty of
Speaker 1: people over the age of sixty said they don't mind
Speaker 1: using this product, only of people under the age of
Speaker 1: thirty agree. What is it? Glasses? Something in the bathroom? Oh, um,
Speaker 1: something in the bathroom. What the fuck? Um? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, do do do do? Do? Do
Speaker 1: do do do doo? No, you doing a bull scrubber?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Bar soap, Bar soap sucks. You're not
Speaker 1: a bar soap guy. No, never happen. You're just traumatized
Speaker 1: because they used to make jokes when you're a kid.
Speaker 1: Don't drop the soap. Talk about low hanging fruit right there.
Speaker 1: You sent me up, man, You sent me up, all right.
Speaker 1: It is becoming more and more popular, apparently to have
Speaker 1: this item delivered. I've never heard this before, but according
Speaker 1: to the to this that is the case. Uh no, gasoline,
Speaker 1: what gasoline? Have the fuck? It's gasoline delivered? This. How
Speaker 1: would that work? Do they even who delivers the guy?
Speaker 1: I don't are you allowed to send gasoline in the mail?
Speaker 1: I don't think you are, right, triple A. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Ah man, that's uh, that's wild. I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta investigate that. I've never heard of getting gasoline delivered.
Speaker 1: All right, last one here, and then we'll put the
Speaker 1: baby to bed. According to a new study, which sport
Speaker 1: has the angriest fans on Twitter? All of the above,
Speaker 1: I would say, but that's not the answer. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say either hockey or soccer. Hockey or soccer. It's incorrect.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a sport. It's an individual sport. Tennis.
Speaker 1: No golf, yep, golf, golf socks, you know, like you're
Speaker 1: not a golfer. It's a very boring sport. If you
Speaker 1: want to call it that. You live west of the
Speaker 1: four oh five. Yeah, but I'm gonna contact person like
Speaker 1: contact sports. Yeah. Like, if you could get any fatass
Speaker 1: on the golf course and he can swing it, good
Speaker 1: for him, that's great, But that doesn't show me any
Speaker 1: kind of athletic ability. Keep in mind, O, guess that
Speaker 1: most deals in our business are done on the golf course.
Speaker 1: So if you were good at golf, you know you'd
Speaker 1: be in you would be in a pretty good shape.
Speaker 1: You're being pretty good shape out there in networking things
Speaker 1: like that. Go to a poker table, a cigar lounge.
Speaker 1: You can go somewhere else west of the four or five.
Speaker 1: Can be on a flight going on the Orient with
Speaker 1: with I'm a pilot, head of Japan. Get a gang,
Speaker 1: you drop I'm a pilot here, Let it go, let
Speaker 1: it go to there. You enjoy a little singer in Barcelona.
Speaker 1: Long that Yeah, all right, Well that's that's all she wrote,
Speaker 1: or all she all he said? Would be the case here? Yes'
Speaker 1: gonna get your pronouns right, Mr Mallory, are we still
Speaker 1: allowed to have pronouns? Or there's still women and men?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I am not sure to to continued.
Speaker 1: Let's see what the what comes at us in the
Speaker 1: world here. Who knows? It will be an outdated podcast
Speaker 1: before you know it. Have a wonderful, wonderful rest your Saturday.
Speaker 1: We got the mail bag. The mail bag was saved.
Speaker 1: We almost did not have a mailbag podcast on Sunday,
Speaker 1: but the Mallard militias stepped up and saved the mail bag,
Speaker 1: so we'll have a full mailbag podcast and we'll catch
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