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Speaker 1: Then jubil Show on demand. I know you're excited, so

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Speaker 1: am I. My name is John Fuzzy Bottom. I'm not

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Speaker 1: just excited because I have a fuzzy bottom. It is

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Speaker 1: a nice life when you have a fuzzy bottom like mine.

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Speaker 1: But I'm excited today because it's time for another exciting

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Speaker 1: edition of Stupid Internet Questions. It's the game where we

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Speaker 1: ask you the question that everybody's talking about on the

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Speaker 1: give us your answer, and we also get to give

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Speaker 1: our own answers. It's taking America by storm, just like

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Speaker 1: my Fuzzy Bottom Stupid Internet Questions. I'm Doug Fuzzy Bottom.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to the question, shall we. What is today's

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question. I'm glad you asked, and so is

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Speaker 1: my fuzzy bottom. Today's stupid Internet question is this? What

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Speaker 1: are two things that are really weird if you do

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Speaker 1: them back to back? Call us up right now eighty

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Speaker 1: eight three, three one to six one, next in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. I'm John Fuzzy Bottom. Let's get

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Speaker 1: the answers. But the first thing that came to my

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Speaker 1: mind was like going to the gym and then going

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Speaker 1: to eat really something really unhealthy after doing your hair

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Speaker 1: and then going out and humid weather. I've done the

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Speaker 1: gym and unhealthy food after a lot in my life,

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Speaker 1: a lot. Well, because you can now, right, you can

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Speaker 1: eat whatever you want for the next forty eight hours

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Speaker 1: after you work out for ten minutes. That's what I say.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's why you're going to the gym, because

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Speaker 1: you want that ice cream or whatever. Text in four

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Speaker 1: oh six one. What are two things that are really

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Speaker 1: weird if you do them back to back? Hello, Nathan.

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Speaker 1: So I wake up every morning and I take a

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Speaker 1: shower and then I immediately go for a run. I

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Speaker 1: would do the same thing. That makes no sense. People

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Speaker 1: have always been weirded out by the fact that if

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Speaker 1: I'm going to work out, I usually will shower before.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why, but I wouldn't probably do

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Speaker 1: the same thing. Don't feel about right, It does feel bad? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just kind of, yeah, you feel away. You shower

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Speaker 1: and now you're gonna go for running, then have to

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Speaker 1: shower and after. Yeah, right, I mean, like some people

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Speaker 1: go to the gym, because you know they're looking for

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Speaker 1: somebody to meet. But yeah, but you're just showering just

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Speaker 1: to go for a run. Ye oh my gosh, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's been talking about the shower. I did this like

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Speaker 1: last week. It's really weird. Everyone takes showers, right, and

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Speaker 1: everyone poops? Yeah, but have you ever gotten the shower?

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Speaker 1: And then like halfway through the shower you're like, oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: oh maybe I can yet I know you did not.

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Speaker 1: Just take mine about the shower dripping wet, and it's like, yes,

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Speaker 1: how can you guys have the same one? Because that

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Speaker 1: is an issue. I didn't have that as an answer

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Speaker 1: to mine, but now I also have the same one.

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Speaker 1: There's no more uncomfortable poop than that or shower, right there,

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Speaker 1: both bad at that point because I love showers and

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Speaker 1: I love good poops, right, but you can bind the two.

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Speaker 1: They're terrible because you're in the shower and then you

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Speaker 1: have to get on to it, like you said, minute,

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Speaker 1: and then it's just it's uncomfortable and slippery. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: go do a number two. Anytime that's happened to me

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Speaker 1: I'll towel off, and then I will take another shower

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Speaker 1: and forget that the first thing ever happened because six

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Speaker 1: six one. What are two things that are really weird

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Speaker 1: position that I call poop limbo. Sorry, the stupid internet

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Speaker 1: question is not all about today, but let's face it,

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Speaker 1: we do that. The thing that it's really weird if

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Speaker 1: it happens back to back or even at the same time, though,

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Speaker 1: is if you have to poop, if you have to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and do it number two zy,

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Speaker 1: but you're also super hungry at the same time, that's

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Speaker 1: a weird situation for your bes. I call that poop

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Speaker 1: What is you're so confused right now? Boddy? Bring it

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom with you. You never did that, and

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Speaker 1: that's it would be to the toilet, okay. Text in

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Speaker 1: four three one oh six one. It's stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: What are two things that are really weird if you

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Speaker 1: do them back to back. Somebody said go to the

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Speaker 1: Enough about the bathroom, you guys. There's bathroom texts so

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Speaker 1: many other good things that we could probably say stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet question It is turned into stupid bathroom questions. Another

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Speaker 1: text at four one o six one that says, drive

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Speaker 1: five miles to go for a walk. That's really weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's weird. Oh yeah, we should tell he go for

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Speaker 1: a walk. Yeah, but where right outside? No, No, there's

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Speaker 1: six one. I'm John Fuzzy Bottom. And that was another

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Speaker 1: exciting edition of Stupid Internet Questions, America's favorite new game show.

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Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow, same time when we play another round

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Speaker 1: of Stupid Internet Questions. One day we'll get it right

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Speaker 1: and it'll all be at the same time. Until then,

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Speaker 1: we'll just keep doing it this way. What was that

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