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Speaker 1: We're live. Everybody in your positions. I'm gonna say it now,

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Speaker 1: all too good, losers miss that one. Where the heck

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Speaker 1: were you? I don't know, man, go ahead, what up everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up? Everyone? I'm

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Speaker 1: Eddie and I know the least about the sports. But

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Speaker 1: I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't know

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Speaker 1: the who's who's, don't know the what's what's. And I

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Speaker 1: gotta say one thing to my alma mater, Eat them up, cats.

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Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? It's sits And I'm from the North.

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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. I'm live on the West Side

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Speaker 1: with Bazer right now in Nashville, Tennessee, USA. Zip codes easy, easy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not give that. Also, when I come on the radio,

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Speaker 1: I make sure that my voice is perfect, unlike lunch

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Speaker 1: sound like you got a dead animal? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? I sound much better today. Did you get steroids? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I sound like a today. No, man, I woke up

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Speaker 1: to like a big scratch. I think you gave me something.

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Speaker 1: I didn't give you anything and kissed you. So you

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Speaker 1: really think I sound different? I don't sound normal today, Coach.

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Speaker 1: I've listened to your voice now going on eight years.

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Speaker 1: I know your voice better, and you know your own butthole, Coach.

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Speaker 1: So the fact I don't really take a look at

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Speaker 1: in the ben over looking at it? Like that's interesting? Eddie?

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Speaker 1: Your a little thing about your college football team. You

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Speaker 1: didn't follow them all year. But then he turns on

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Speaker 1: the championship and he give him a shout out. Right,

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Speaker 1: he comes walking in this morning. He's got his chest

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Speaker 1: puffed out a little bit bigger, like, yeah, what Sam

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Speaker 1: Houston State? What up? He's got the Sam Houston State

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Speaker 1: until last week. Until last week when they beat James Madison,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, what has happened? And there's first I said,

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Speaker 1: what Sam Houston State is in the FCS. Is that

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Speaker 1: what's called FCS? I think Football Championship on Sunday and

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be on national television. Well, guess what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting my Sam Houston shirts, Sam Houston State shirt on,

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Speaker 1: I'm grilling some sausages in the grill, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: watch football. Hey, did uh you watch the whole game?

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Speaker 1: The whole Scouts honor The Scout's Honor coach watched the

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Speaker 1: whole game. In the last six hours, there was a

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Speaker 1: two hour raindolay, Oh my god, raindelay and football raindola

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Speaker 1: and Texas whatever. The lightning they have to suspend it.

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Speaker 1: So what was crazy though, is there was lightning detected

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Speaker 1: But yes, coach, I watched the whole game, watched it

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Speaker 1: rerun of SpongeBob Ball is football. People love football? You

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Speaker 1: watch it? No, he didn't watch. I didn't care. Football's king.

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Speaker 1: be real. Well, the teacher said, if you're gonna if

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Speaker 1: Houston's Yeah, let's talk a hell of a game. Hell

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Speaker 1: national chance. Boys, I'm waking up in a great mood today.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I cannot believe Sammy su State won

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Speaker 1: That's a country, dude. That's where you guys need as

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Speaker 1: But then, like Ray said, I'm like, well, what's the point.

422
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Speaker 1: Now We're gonna move out and I'm not gonna be

423
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Speaker 1: able to enjoy my wonderful yard. Yeah. We uh, we

424
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 1: left our house that years ago, my family and we

425
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,880
Speaker 1: did all these upgrades. We put it on. They think

426
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,640
Speaker 1: they put it in a hot tub. And as I'm

427
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,080
Speaker 1: driving to Michigan that was when we made our migration,

428
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,920
Speaker 1: I was like, we never got to experience the hot tub.

429
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 1: We never got to experience all the wood floors that

430
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 1: they put in. But we just did it so that

431
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,159
Speaker 1: we could sell it for more for the next family

432
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,480
Speaker 1: to experience. Yeah, and enjoy it, but do nothing. That's

433
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 1: a tough thing, man. That's people wait too long. Do

434
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Speaker 1: the upgrade now, lunch so you can experience them. He

435
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 1: doesn't care. He wants the handwriting on the wall. I

436
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 1: don't want a yellow and red marker. Isn't looking. Don't

437
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 1: draw penis on that wall. Here's the thing, So we

438
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,680
Speaker 1: paint it, and then that's what they're gonna do. They're

439
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,359
Speaker 1: gonna do the same damn thing because they're one and

440
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: two years old. They're gonna get on the wall because

441
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 1: they're twelve years old. Have a two year old? You

442
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 1: have one two year old and he doesn't rune on

443
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,200
Speaker 1: the wall. Okay, hey, sweetie, have you seen that sharpie?

444
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 1: I do crosswords with? Oh? Hell, the kid got it?

445
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 1: Got yeah? I mean do you know what my kids

446
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,360
Speaker 1: do do? Though? They drive? They ride one of those

447
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 1: little segway little what do you call those thingsverboards and

448
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 1: the little tires. They hit the walls over and over,

449
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 1: so we have black marks all over our walls. So

450
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 1: it's exact same. Yeah, but they don't drop penises or anything. Like,

451
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 1: my kid doesn't draw penis. He just takes a pin

452
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 1: and he draws straight lines. Or he tells you I

453
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,680
Speaker 1: drew a bear, and I'm like, well, why did you

454
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 1: draw it on the damn wall? You know, like it's

455
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 1: kind of nice, baby box, but it's not anything. I'm like,

456
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: you need to paint the wall because no, it's just

457
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: gonna happen again. Get yourself a magic razor. That thing

458
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 1: will save the day. God man. For someone that doesn't

459
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 1: have kids, raise a dude. I don't have kids, but

460
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: I got neighbors. They get drunk. The one chick, she

461
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 1: dump wine all over our wall and I was like,

462
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 1: I go with the magic eracer's you go in there.

463
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,159
Speaker 1: The wine disappeared within like two minutes. It's just like

464
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:20,120
Speaker 1: a white thing. And he's just yes, it's epic. Mr

465
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 1: Cleanman magic eracer. It's right by the Mr. Clean products.

466
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 1: It's just a sponge cotch and literally you wet it

467
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,880
Speaker 1: and you drove dry off, whatever you wipe off, whatever

468
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,400
Speaker 1: you want with it, permanent marker, whatever you want comes

469
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 1: right off. That's pretty cool. Crazy. Yeah, hey, how is

470
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Speaker 1: potty training? Dude? Let me is he done, do you

471
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 1: do it? Well, I don't know if he's he's not done.

472
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,640
Speaker 1: And you want to go to the email. Someone said,

473
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 1: obviously Eddie had no business helping his wife doing the

474
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: potty training, because him saying that they just kind of

475
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 1: learned on their own is absolutely not right. Really, so

476
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: this dude whoever wrote still wears diapers. No, he's potty

477
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: trained because eventually it worked out. You know, they said,

478
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Speaker 1: we we all know how Eddie talked about how he

479
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Speaker 1: didn't do diaper with his wife and his kids have

480
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: I do diapers now, every single one? Right, No, but

481
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 1: we're saying so potty training those people that she said,

482
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,400
Speaker 1: I can't listen to Eddie talking about potty training without

483
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: absolutely rolling my eyes. We already know he never changed

484
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: the diaper, and now it's obvious they only know that

485
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: because I told you, because they listened to and I

486
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: told you that he had nothing to do with potty

487
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: training either. Listen if you don't know that, if you

488
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: guys listen to the Big Show, you're gonna get a

489
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: lot more feminine version of Eddie over there. You're also

490
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 1: going to get Lunchbox with his balls by the cut. Sorry,

491
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 1: you're gonna get a different version of Eddie on the

492
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: big So you're hearing a version of Eddie that's going

493
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: to conflict what he says on the podcast. Well, this

494
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: is the true version. So anyway, potty training Friday, he

495
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 1: was naked all day. We went to the grocery store. No, no,

496
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: you don't go anywhere. That's the thing. You can't go

497
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Speaker 1: anywhere over the week. How did you go to home

498
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 1: depot when I picked up my Well, I'll tell my

499
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: wife dropped me off picking up my car. Because what

500
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: we did is we got to the point where he

501
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: pooped and he peered. So we went immediately after that

502
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 1: to drop me off to pick up my car, and

503
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: they went home. So we were gone from the house

504
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes. You had to say quick short trips.

505
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: So first day, naked all day. Don't go outside, just

506
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: stay in the house. He was naked all day. Oh

507
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: how's it going, Bill? Happy Saturday. We're just potty training

508
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: over here, Bill, don't mind us. Nope, just over here training,

509
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: not like I'm over here trying to ee there. Bill.

510
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: The hot neighbor runs by, and so we had a

511
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: couple of accident Hey pandemics over Hey, Bill, it's box.

512
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 1: We had some accidents, but for the most part it

513
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: went smooth. You pete on the couch, pete on the ground,

514
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 1: or poop on the ground. It happens, okay. Cool. Towards

515
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 1: the end of the day, he started getting the hang

516
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 1: of it, and he would tell us we had he

517
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: has to go potty right boom. He took a nap

518
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: and we told him to take a dump in his bed. No,

519
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: we told him, hey, man, don't forget you gotta hold

520
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: your p gotta hold your pe too. You wake up

521
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: from nap and no diaper, no diaper. Took a two

522
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: and a half hour nap. That's it. He's done. Boop

523
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: in my hand. No, no, no, no no. Then Saturday

524
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: you put shorts on him. No, no underwear, because then

525
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 1: it feels like a something oops, oh crap. Potty training

526
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: is what it's called. Sounds like a good book. Is

527
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: that as good as boys in the boat? Boys in

528
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: the boats a lot better. But this is very key

529
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,120
Speaker 1: to getting your kid potty trained. So Saturday we throw

530
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 1: chapter four, We throw shorts on him. And it was

531
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: it was bad the first half of the day. Like

532
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: he would just he wouldn't tell us he just thought

533
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 1: I can. And we're standing on the front part or

534
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: on the front porch because we go outside. You're both

535
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: just wearing shorts. He's wearing shorts, and I'm my page

536
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: number sixty four. What if the kid craps on you?

537
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, hey, man, you need to go you

538
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: need to go potty because he looked like you had

539
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: to go potty. No, what does that look like? You know?

540
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: You gotta start dancing? And he started closes legs, you know,

541
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like and he's like, no, no, no'm I

542
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: all right, you just remembered. You gotta tell us when

543
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: you have to go post his potty training weekend. And

544
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: so about thirty seconds later, he goes over behind the

545
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: bench and you see him and he starts crying. He

546
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: goes and I'm like, it's okay, And I mean, it's

547
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: like a grenade had come and laying on our front.

548
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: That will sun. Let's take a look at it. Not bad.

549
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: So then we structure they're not too stinky, and I

550
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: had the I had his potty on the front porch.

551
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: So we go and sit on the potty on the

552
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: front porch after that, and just you know, maybe if

553
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: he has more poop and sit there, doesn't really poop anything.

554
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: But then Sunday something clicked. Something clicked on Sunday it was,

555
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 1: he would tell us because all days Saturday he would

556
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 1: just kind of poop in his pants. And then, okay,

557
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,959
Speaker 1: you know how much his kid pooping? Coach? Like twice

558
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: a day. I mean, they don't ray, they don't poop

559
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: a lot. It's little poops. But do you think twice

560
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: the day the lot ray sounds like a lot. It's

561
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: more than us. Oh, how are you doing one day?

562
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: At least one a day? Right? At least one day? Yes?

563
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: What when do you poop? Right when I get home

564
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 1: from from work? Okay, me too, I could if I

565
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: had That's usually when I have to go. I could

566
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: poop in the morning, like when I wake up on

567
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: the weekends, I get breakfast and everything, and then I'm like, oh,

568
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: I gotta go. So do you take care of the kids.

569
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go take it. I do do that, yes,

570
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: But so Sunday, yesterday, we're sitting there and he just goes, wait,

571
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: I thought, what to sday is Wednesday? Taste Monday. He's like,

572
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta go poopoo, And he goes in

573
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: there he poopooo and peep eat in the potty. Wow. Wow,

574
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: Now did you wipe his that? No? And then he

575
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: goes he looks at me, goes, I'm gonna stand up now,

576
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you gonna stand up now? He go

577
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: I go why, He goes, I want to my big poopoo. Yeah,

578
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: all right, and he looks and he goes, oh, no,

579
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: big poople yet, I sit back down because there was

580
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: only a little pieces. And he's like, all right, and

581
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: then two seconds I must stand up down. He stands

582
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: up and he goes, oh, no, big poople yet, I'll

583
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: sit back down. And then and then he then he

584
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 1: then he farts and he goes to He thinks it's

585
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: so funny. So we made progress right all the way

586
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: there yet but he did it. Yeah, next week, your

587
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: dad's gonna teach you how to do swords. No, we're

588
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: not going to teach him how to do swords. I

589
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. But yes, potty training.

590
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 1: It was one is making a margarite. It was stressful.

591
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: It was hard. The mommy, I want tom there was

592
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: just a man's thing. Mommy does it over there in

593
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:50,959
Speaker 1: the flower there was lots of loads of laundry. Ten

594
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: to sit down, there was no we stand up, put

595
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: one hand on the wall. There was lots of loads

596
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: of laundry, a lot of Chlorex wipes on the Groundlox,

597
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: Clorox wipes. That's what I just said, clore X. What

598
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: do you say, Clorex. I don't want people thinking there's

599
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: another brand of Hey, guys, it's box for Chlorex. And

600
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: when I had taken when my kid takes a dump

601
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: on the floor, this is what I used to sterilize

602
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: the floor. I mean, don't care the poop or the

603
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: pas on the wall. Coach let that sit there with

604
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: all the writings. There are no penises on my wall.

605
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: There's a lot of germs with poop and piece. You

606
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: have to sterilize it because I haven't a one year

607
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: old that's gonna come by and pick it up. So

608
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: you wipe it down and there you go. That was

609
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: potty training. Is it just one weekend or does it?

610
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: He's done? Hell no, it's not done. Are you kidding me?

611
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: He has to go. He's supposed according to this book,

612
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: he goes commando for two weeks. Guys, guys, this is

613
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: gonna because he's gonna we went. We sent him to

614
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: school today with no underwear, and I told him I

615
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: joined him, so I'm also commando. I mean, guys, come on,

616
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: how old are you? No lunch thirty nine? Don't you

617
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: sometimes take your underwear off? Still have a s mark?

618
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: You're still potty training code? Just be real. Sorry, we

619
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: sent him to school today with no wonder where why

620
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: because the underwear makes it feel like a diaper and

621
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: they think, Okay, I just go to the bathroom in

622
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: my pants. So you gotta make him. Have you gotten

623
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: the email yet said come pick up your kid. He's

624
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: not wearing underwear. No, not yet. I was worried about that.

625
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: I didn't know how that was gonna go. I told

626
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: the wife. She was like, good, you have a girl.

627
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: I was like, she was like, what am I doing?

628
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: I was like, We'll just send him with no wonder where.

629
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Speaker 1: The book says no wonder where go, no underwear? And

630
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: so you're parenting by a book? Do you do everything

631
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: by a book? Just potty training first thing I've ever done,

632
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: because my sister just went through potty training and so

633
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, it worked for her, Let's see

634
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: if it will work for us. Everybody you talked to,

635
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: ninety percent of people I've talked to, you used a

636
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: book when it came to potty training. I have four kids.

637
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: Not once did we use a book. And they're great.

638
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: They all go to the bathroom when they when they need.

639
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: He and now we haven't started with him yet. He

640
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: still wears diapers. Yeah, but pretty soon. I mean he

641
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: watches me go pe all the time. So he's like,

642
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: all right, I'll get this. I can already see in

643
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: his eyes he's already gonna know what to do. He

644
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: did it outside the other day, but I love the right. Yeah,

645
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: he did it because his diaper was off. No no, no, no,

646
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: he knew that he had a piece, so he pulled

647
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: down his diaper and Pete, yes, he was my My

648
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: other son went to the bush go pee because they

649
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: were playing baseball. And then he saw him. He's like,

650
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: i'll do that and he pulls a diaper down. Pete.

651
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: I was like, look at him, potty train didn't even

652
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: read a book. Coach, if you taught him the shortcut yet,

653
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't always have to go into the bathroom. Sometimes

654
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: you just go behind the bush. Mommy can't do that.

655
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: But us guys can get away with that. That's whatsh

656
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: but about Lunch's kid though, No, my kid, My kid

657
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: hadn't got there yet. Right now, we're just trying to

658
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: get the potty down like we were getting it down,

659
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: and then I can teach him. Hey, look, man, you

660
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: don't have to run all the way of the potty

661
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: all the time. You can just pee right here in

662
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: the wood. Here's the problem with that. Boys, then they

663
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: want to go everywhere, and then they start forgetting there

664
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: inside and they'll go outside just to piss, And I'm like,

665
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: what are you doing. You're already inside. Use the bathroom.

666
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: I'll go in the backyard from inside. Yeah, so you're

667
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: just like my kids, Like I mean, like I gotta pee,

668
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: They've run outside to go, like use the bathroom in

669
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: a residential area. Yeah, but sometimes I'll take the trash

670
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: out and my trash cans in the alley just so

671
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: I can pee in the alley. You go pee in

672
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: the alley in broad daylight. No, No, it's how is

673
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: your neighbor and a grown ass fourty year old man

674
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: was pean in the alley. You're a homeless person. You

675
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: can't pee outside because you live in an apartment, Eddie.

676
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: You don't just pee in your backyard. I'm backyard and

677
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: on the front. That's what I'm saying. My backyard the alley, coach,

678
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: But the alley is the same thing as backyard. There's

679
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: a road coach. People can see you. It was toilets

680
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: better coach, like you're pean in the alley, isn't it

681
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: coming back at you? It probably smells after a while too,

682
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: it rains. I mean, it was like New Orleans. What

683
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: if one of your neighbors taking a shortcut through the alley.

684
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: How's it going, Bill? Another day, another crazy occurrence over

685
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: here at the box household. We were naked last weekend,

686
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: pine in the alley this weekend? Next weekend's commando? See

687
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: your Bill. Have a good week at work? Yeah, I

688
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: mean I didn't think it was a big deal, but

689
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: yeah commando at school. Hopefully we don't get an I

690
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: haven't checked my app but yeah, but you know what

691
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: it is. It's in his head. Lunch things. Everything went perfect,

692
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: but now the teachers have to deal with this potty train.

693
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: That's what they do. Oh my god. The daycare us

694
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: a process is a worse job than a paint guy. So,

695
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: now your daycare people are continuing the potty training. Yeah, absolutely,

696
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,479
Speaker 1: and that's what you're paying for. Yeah. They when they

697
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: get that age group, they know that part of it

698
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: is going to be potty training, that the kids are

699
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: gonna go through potty training, So they're gonna have kids

700
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: that p and poop their pants and they're gonna have

701
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: to change the pants, and they try to help with

702
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 1: the process. Did you give the daycare your book? No?

703
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: I bet you they know about the book. I want

704
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: to call your wife. What she's not gonna talk now.

705
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,439
Speaker 1: I really want to know what she did for potty training,

706
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: because there is no way you just do you want

707
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: me to text her? Yeah, and ask her how did

708
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: you do potty training? Did you just tell him hey,

709
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: you'll learn on your own and they just learned. No, No,

710
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, did you read a book to learn

711
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: how to potty train? Okay? Did you read a book

712
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: to teach our kids poty training? Okay? So then we

713
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: get an email this Weekend Cultures. My name is Alec

714
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: from North Carolina and I never miss a podcast. I

715
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: was hoping to get a shout out on the pod

716
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: after hitting my first ace today at Cedar Brook Country Club. Okay,

717
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: rich guy? Oh eight iron from a hundred seventy six yards.

718
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: I attached the video of me walking up the green

719
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: in disbelief. Sorry I did swear so bleep required if

720
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 1: you play the audio, ha ha ha. Always love the podcast.

721
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: Keep it up, Alec. Is this guy a pro? How

722
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: do you hit up a hundred and seventy yards shot

723
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: with an eight iron? Was he in a hurricane? I've

724
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: never seen him play golf. I don't know him, Eddie,

725
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone hit uh a hundred seven years

726
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: shot with an eight iron? Audio playing in five, four,

727
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: three to one? Oh, oh my god? Is he crying? Okay,

728
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: let's right, let's write this. I want to rate his reaction.

729
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 1: Sounds like he's crying. I don't know rate his reaction

730
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 1: on a hole on one. He just got his first

731
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: hole in one and that was his reaction. That's probably

732
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: how I would react to, Oh, I give it a one.

733
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: There's no I mean, what do you want to do?

734
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: Jump up and down stream? Oh my god, oh my god,

735
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 1: I got it. High five and his buddies. He literally goes,

736
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: oh man, all right, here's my here's my west response. No,

737
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: I just stopped using diapers. Thank you, I mean, coach,

738
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what you want from us. Our kids

739
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: are body trained. We didn't do all the crap you're doing.

740
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, so back to the this thing, okay.

741
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: So um. I think that the reaction you're looking for

742
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: is when you hit the ball and you see it disappear,

743
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: when it hits the green and then you see it disappear,

744
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: then you go, oh my god, Oh my god, did

745
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: that go in? Did that go into? Was too late

746
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 1: because they're walking to the green. Obviously he already knows

747
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: and he's he knows that it's a hole in one,

748
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: and then he's walking up to get the ball. I

749
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: think that's why you're disappointed. I still think if I'm

750
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: walking out, I'm gonna be like, oh my god, is

751
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: it really? Oh my I still think I would be

752
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: freaking out a little bit. More like It's cool that

753
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: he got the hole in one, and I was impressive

754
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: and I'm very excited for him, but I wish there

755
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: was more. He was just like, oh okay, the whole

756
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: number six is a part three h three yards. I'm

757
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,479
Speaker 1: looking at the golf course right now, trying to find listen.

758
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 1: If we would have played that audio on The Big Show,

759
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: Bones would have beat my whole number eight, part three

760
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: hundred ninety yards. I mean, I don't know what you're nineties.

761
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. This guy is really really good. I've

762
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: never played with anyone that can hit that far with

763
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: an iron. Maybe my buddy, what's his name, George whole

764
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: number thirteen, part three two oh two. So that one

765
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: damn and he had an eight iron. Yeah, that's but

766
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: I I was just very disappointed in his reaction. I

767
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: would have liked a little more emotion, a little more like,

768
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Like I want to know if he

769
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: was a couple deep, Probably not couch. I don't think

770
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: people a couple of deep can hit one hold on

771
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: one true. It may have been number seventeen, part three

772
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: hundred niece. I got a d M on Twitter from

773
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: Justin sir too Chi he goes coach Sissan. Is it

774
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,919
Speaker 1: possible to get a birthday shout out on Monday's pod?

775
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: It's my birthday Monday, May seventeen. Wanted to let you

776
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: know ahead of time, just in case y'all pre record.

777
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: I don't post pictures or videos with alcohol because of

778
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: my job, but I'll definitely shotgun a hard Seltzer. Is

779
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: he working at a church? I's a coach, coach, he

780
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: needs a shirt? Justin, sir too chi happy birthday, bro.

781
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: So we sent him a shirt. Yeah, coach, dm M

782
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: back and get his address. Whoa, whoa, We're just gonna

783
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: start giving shirts away for everybody's birthday. Why No, we're

784
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: not selling him. You think our girl hooked that up? No? No, guys,

785
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: absolutely well why would we give him a shirt? Take

786
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: it out of my account? What the what? Coach? What?

787
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: I'll buy it? No, I'm down to give him one.

788
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: But I believe this guy. Our go to lady told

789
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: us that we have shirts we can give away. Then

790
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna start just giving away shorts everybody to justin

791
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: first lunch is like all strapped. He's like, oh, every

792
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: give half of it to charity. Anyway, Everybody that emails

793
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: is gonna be like, hey, can I get a shirt

794
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 1: for free? Everybody? Can I get a shirt? Well, we're

795
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: not going to answer everyone, but Georgucci made the podcast

796
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: Birthday have made the podcast. Coach years are way too late.

797
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: There's no there's no way we can reach all those people.

798
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: They had birthdays two years ago. By the time you

799
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: were the email made cameo, ah, this is for my

800
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: twenty first birthday. Crap, this was two years ago. I'm sorry.

801
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,240
Speaker 1: I nailed that one. Dude right on May seventeen. Nailed

802
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: a coach. That's how you do it. What did you

803
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: owe him? Nothing? He just hit me up, Coach. I

804
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: ain't bet no more. I mean, I don't know what

805
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: the hell that would owe the dude. What are you

806
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: talking about? No, I'm saying, I mean, you always GM

807
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: these people and I he just hit me on the

808
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 1: d M. I guess he needed a little birthday shout

809
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: out to get his day going. Hey, you guys want

810
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: to hear something fishy? Yeah? Remember Ray, I'm gonna bring

811
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: this back to you. Remember when you stopped talking to

812
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: South Beach. Why what was the reason you stopped talking

813
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: to South concert tickets? You just felt like what he

814
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: was taking advantage of you? Yeah? I got him. Sam

815
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: Hunt kept more Jason al Dean and then he wanted

816
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: George Straight and Garth Brook. Great. Right, I get a

817
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: random call on I don't know Friday or something from

818
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: a really really good friend of mine and he calls

819
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 1: me out of the blue never really calls unless we're

820
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: talking about work stuff or whatever. He calls up and

821
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, hey, how you doing. Man called dude?

822
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: Is your friend? Lunch Box? Like, what's up, lunch Box?

823
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: He goes, hey, We're gonna I got some friends coming

824
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: in you know, uh and this next weekend. And I'm like, oh,

825
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: coach joking around, I can't get you on the club.

826
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: Coachs come on, I can't get you in the country club. No, no, no, no,

827
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: I just see you can get me in this other

828
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: cup golf course. I'm like, no, dude, come on, I

829
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: can't do that now. Really, the real reason I was

830
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: calling is because, you know, my friend, one of my friends,

831
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: he's not able to show up till later. So I'm

832
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: thinking he's gonna fly on the airport. Which golf course

833
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 1: is closer to the airport? Well, this one be close

834
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: to the airport? Or this golf course? Would that be

835
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,919
Speaker 1: close to the airport? How about this one? I'm like, Coach,

836
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: I would have hung up about two minutes to coach,

837
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you asking me the person who's

838
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: lived here the same amount as you? Which golf course

839
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: is close to the airport, and which one should you

840
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: play so you can pick up your friend at four o'clock.

841
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: Realized later the only reason he called me is because

842
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: I could get him onto a certain golf course, coach,

843
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: But did you get him? I told him, I can't

844
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: get you on that golf course, So then he just

845
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: played it all okay, Well, now the real reason I

846
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: was asking was because helped me make this decision should

847
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: we play this course? This course or that course? Coach.

848
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: I love that you have poll that you can get

849
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: people on golf courses, Coach. I can't I get invited

850
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,919
Speaker 1: to golf course. But I can't just call golf course

851
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: up and be like, hey, can you get my friend

852
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: in with his four other friends that are coming in down?

853
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: Like what four of his drinking buddy's a real nice guy.

854
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: Oh are you playing? No? Just them too? Whatever? Yeah,

855
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: And then I asked Eddie's opinion which course was nicer

856
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: of the three the closest to the golf to the airport.

857
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: But but you know which courses are nicer? Well? No,

858
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: I just asked your opinion because I like to. I

859
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: have my opinion, but maybe as a different people have

860
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: different opinions. So I just want to do here. I

861
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: hung up, and really he thought I was gonna catch

862
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: on that he was trying to get me to help

863
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 1: him get on this golf course. But he's gonna hide

864
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: it by asking my opinion on which golf course is better.

865
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: It was lunchbox. Interesting, very interesting. Wow, Lunchbox. It's an

866
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: all time low coach. And I'm not like Ray and

867
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: South Beach. I'm still gonna be your friend. Did you

868
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: say at the beginning that was lunchbox. No, No, he

869
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: just did the voice, assuming you would know was lunch

870
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just put that together now when lunch

871
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: joined in and we started talking about lunch box. So

872
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: lunch tried to get some golf hookups from you. Instead,

873
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, so geography wise, how close is to me? Yes,

874
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: Eddie goes and plays at the Governor's Club quite a bit,

875
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: which is a private I got three friends that are

876
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: members there. They invite me different and so I have

877
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: three buddies coming to town this weekend for the Nashville

878
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: SC game against Austin FC, and we want to play

879
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: some golf. And I was like, Hey, maybe Eddie can

880
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: throw a bone my way and get me on the

881
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: Governor's Club. Why not ask him how I was a member.

882
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, no problem, dude, I'm not gonna

883
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: be there, but I'll put your name down you can

884
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: play into my account. That's different. I thought, maybe you

885
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: signed up this guy. You know how much it is

886
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: to be a member of those places. I have no idea. No,

887
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't even a buddy at a mini mansion. It's

888
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: a it's an amount of money where you would be like,

889
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: I don't really want to spend that much money to

890
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: be like, like, what is it per Like it's a

891
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: monthly fee, like you're part of a book club. I

892
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: think they're all different. But I think it's a entry

893
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: fee just to be a member. And then there are

894
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: monthly dudes. Here's my question. People that pay that, a

895
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: majority of them, will you agree with me? Are not

896
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: getting their money's worth. Yes, okay, so that's what I think.

897
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: Rich people spend their money on the dumb lists, and

898
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: then the people that aren't, and I'll hang up my point.

899
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: The people that aren't filthy rich and the ones they're like,

900
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 1: I guess I can pull that off. I do play

901
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: a lot of golf. They do it for about six

902
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: months and then like screw that, man, it was just

903
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: not worth it. It's not worth it. So you pay

904
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: a fee it's to be a member, and then that

905
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: means nothing because then you start to pay per month.

906
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: So it's just a like up front, you gotta pay

907
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: fifty dollars around that, yes, for what just to be

908
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: a member of the club. Well, what is the monthly thing?

909
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: I thought that was what that is. Then the monthly

910
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: is different. Oh my god, yeah, the monthly is different,

911
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 1: but it's unlimited golf. Man. Hey, if you can pay

912
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: fifty thou dollars worth of golf and be my guests,

913
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: how the hell could you play thousand dollars the thing?

914
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: It's just so you can say you're a member of

915
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: that club. You would have to play two rounds a

916
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: day to play fifty thou dollars worth of somehow, But

917
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: then you still have to pay per month, so it's

918
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: more than fifty thou dollars of golf. Somehow, people in

919
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: their minds think that that's worth it. I don't understand it.

920
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: I don't think I could ever be part of that,

921
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: but some people do. I get it. If you have

922
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: maybe if you have money, that it doesn't even matter,

923
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: Like if you hit the lottery and you win a

924
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars and it just doesn't even matter. But

925
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: if that's the case, you can just go wherever you want. Well, no,

926
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: they can't let go on if it's well, I mean,

927
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure you can call a country club and pay

928
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: that money whatever you want to play it. Wow, okay,

929
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: very interesting, very interesting. Back to the hole on one though,

930
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: did you like that? Did you are you excited for him? Like?

931
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: Was that exciting? That's pretty I think that's really cool.

932
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: I think that's neat when anybody experiences the joy of

933
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: doing something like that, like dunking a basketball for the

934
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: first time, which we will never understand on a trampoline,

935
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: not the same, not the same. But hitting a hole

936
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: in one. That's that's everybody. Everyone that goes in golf,

937
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: that's their dream, is they hit a hole in one.

938
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: I think Raphael asleep. I gotta say, when you hit

939
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: a hole in one, it just seems I don't know that,

940
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 1: Like that guy was with one other guy. It seems

941
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: you're you're maybe just gonna be you and your buddy.

942
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: Rarely is it you in six year drinking buddies? Getting

943
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: a home because usually they're not gonna let a seven

944
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,280
Speaker 1: some on the golf course, so that's gonna be a party.

945
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's just me and Eddie slapping each other's ass

946
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: because I got a hole in I feel it still incredible,

947
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. The odds of year old all

948
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: by yourself are probably pretty less. Or with a random

949
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: you're celebrating with a random guy's dad, yes, and then

950
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: you have no one to celebrate with. There's your memory, dude.

951
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: I feel like that's how it goes down for me,

952
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: Like this weekend, when it's you and you're all your

953
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: best buddies, you're even getting a hole in one, That's

954
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: not what it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen when you're

955
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 1: all mad at the game and you're at Ammuni by yourself,

956
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: paying forty dollars for a course, and you get all

957
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 1: by yourself and you can clap yourself on the nuts coach.

958
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: And that's another thing too. It's probably gonna happen when

959
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: you're having a really bad round, oh of course, like

960
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: you're just playing like complete crap. But then here you

961
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: are on that part three and just hit it and

962
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: just have random lucky shot because I think about it,

963
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: like the Part three course that I go to by

964
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: my head count, does it count? No? No, Part three

965
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: courses don't count. I mean you're having a bunch of

966
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: warm up shots for Part three's Part three counts. Part

967
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: three course doesn't count. Wow. Plus that's very interesting. So

968
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: if I hit a hole in one at a Part

969
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: three course but I'm only playing one ball, you don't

970
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: count it. I mean, no, that's not like the legit

971
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: big boy course. It's a part And here's the thing.

972
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna get a hole in one on a Part

973
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: three so what's the difference here? You can get into

974
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: four two. But here's here's the thing. Here's the thing.

975
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: The Part three courses that I've ever played, none of

976
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: them are really well taken care of. The greens aren't

977
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: like great, great quality. So I feel like when you

978
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: have just a patch of grass, that's that's just as

979
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: serves as a green. Because it's a Part three course,

980
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: the role can go anywhere you can hit it, and

981
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: it can bounce straight right and go into the hole,

982
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And I just feel like

983
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: that's just not the way I think that's because there

984
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: was our old intern in Austin. Her boyfriend got one.

985
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: He hit it off a tree. Hold one, hold one

986
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: like it when the tree. I mean, technically you got one,

987
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 1: but celebrate it like you did. I don't think so okay, gosh,

988
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: isn't golf that kind of game though, you know where

989
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: you like where if you don't cheat, that's great. You're

990
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: doing that too to play well or whatever. But you

991
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: can cheat all you want. But if you get a

992
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: better shot because you got a better lie, that's on you.

993
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: So so it's that kind of thing. Like if you

994
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 1: want to celebrate with a hole on one that went

995
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: off a tree, up to you, dude, that's cool. I mean,

996
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: it's your shot. You can celebrate it a par three course.

997
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: But look around. I mean some kids over there celebrating

998
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 1: his six birthday. There's two women over on the next hole.

999
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, it's a absolute free for all like that.

1000
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: I mean, sure, that's your hole in one. But at

1001
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: the same time, putt putt isn't real golf, and a

1002
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: part three isn't an actual course. Boys. If you were

1003
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: at a Part three and you hit a hole on

1004
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: one and you're hanging out with your boys years later,

1005
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: do you tell him that story? Yes, you say, yeah,

1006
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: I got a hole on one once, and do you

1007
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: tell him immediately? But do you tell him it was

1008
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 1: at a part three have to as part of the story.

1009
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: So you're like, but it was a a you all,

1010
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: I guarantee you will always say but it was at

1011
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 1: a part three course because I never even thought that

1012
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: you guys wouldn't count it as a hole one till

1013
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: right now. I never realized. I always thought, even if

1014
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: you're at a par three course and you get a

1015
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: hole on one, and you get a hole on one, coach,

1016
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: what's cooler catching a baseball to major League baseball game

1017
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: or catching a baseball the sounds game? But my point,

1018
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: it's just a little bit more of a buzz when

1019
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: you're on a big boy course, when you're in the

1020
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 1: major leagues than if you're in the minor leagues at

1021
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: a sounds game or you're playing a par three. Guys,

1022
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: this is a great transition to my question. So I'm

1023
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: trying to get the boys doing an Atlanta Braves game.

1024
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: This can you yeah? Really? All right, we have a

1025
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,959
Speaker 1: certain game that yeah, I can get you in to coach,

1026
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: it's called ticketmaster dot com. Remember how you gonna get

1027
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: me on that golf course a minute ago? I can

1028
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: get you braves. Okay. So I'm in the process of

1029
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: buying tickets. Wait, wait, what what what game? You're trying

1030
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 1: to go to? Padres? Okay, Manny Machado's braves just because

1031
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: that's the day we're gonna be driving through Atlanta. Is

1032
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: it because they're the team closest to Mexico? No? No, okay,

1033
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: So I'm right. I'm looking at the seating chart and

1034
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, well, what do It's just gonna

1035
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: be me and my boys. My wife's not gonna go

1036
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: because she's gonna be with a baby, says me, and

1037
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: the three boats tell me more. Uh no, I mean

1038
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: this sounds like a blast coach. I thought you're like, yeah,

1039
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: when are you gonna be there? I'll go see your wife. No,

1040
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like a weekend with the boys, like

1041
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: your kids. It's awesome. We're all driving to Atlanta. But

1042
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: my wife's like, I can't handle the baby at a

1043
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: baseball game, Like, so that's gonna be a lot. He's

1044
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to sit down through the whole game.

1045
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: So she's like, I'll just stay back. You take the boys.

1046
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, like all right, and and already my

1047
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: two little ones are like we're taking our gloves, Like

1048
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 1: we would definitely take our gloves. We can catch flat

1049
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: balls or home run whatever. So you gotta get there

1050
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: early for batting practice. So I'm thinking, I mean, do

1051
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: I want to sit in the outfield to get a

1052
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: chance for a home run or do I try to

1053
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: get a better seat first base, third base line? Better seat?

1054
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: And you can go before obviously two hours before for

1055
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: batting practice, and then they'll let you go out there,

1056
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: even without a ticket out to the outfield to catch

1057
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: batting practice. You can go anywhere. But what you'll find

1058
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: though that batting practice, you don't want to necessarily be

1059
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 1: in the outfield outphe, you want to be along the baselines.

1060
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: There's a lot of balls that go down there. They

1061
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: have the little circle backstop. Yeah, right, But if you're

1062
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: all the way in the right field though, along the line,

1063
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: a lot of balls go down there, more so than

1064
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: home run balls. So where should I buy? Third baseline?

1065
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 1: Third baseline? Absolutely, most guys are right handed. You're gonna

1066
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: pop it to the left, good call, Okay, dude, that's

1067
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 1: gonna be dope. You're gonna have a blast, dude. The

1068
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: coolest things to what's I'm not sure. Whenever our vacation

1069
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: is every kid remembers the first major league baseball game

1070
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: they went to. Every kid does that, and that's something

1071
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna give your kids do Dude, I'll never forget mine.

1072
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: We went to coors Field. The stadium just opened. The

1073
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: Rockies were an inaugural team. We went there. It wasn't

1074
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 1: it was Mile High Stadium. I'm an eight year old kid, Dude,

1075
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: I adn't been to the big city. Guess what I

1076
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: saw the first time ever a major league baseball game.

1077
00:51:54,480 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: Two dudes kiss each other. Coach, I'm dead series. We're

1078
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: sitting there waiting for the gates to open. That's what happened.

1079
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: To remember anything about your your face first baseball memory?

1080
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: You talk about, Oh, you will never forget your first

1081
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: major league game. And he comes with two dudes kissed?

1082
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: Not Oh, Dot de Bichette hit a home run, not

1083
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: Andre's big cat Gadaraga hit a home run. No. Not

1084
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: Vinnie Castilla hit a home run. No. With two dudes

1085
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: kissed and stoplight, Dude, you couldn't have told you one

1086
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: thing noteworthy from the game, but outside of the game,

1087
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 1: that's when it happened. Never forgot it, me and my

1088
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: brother and sister. I mean, my mom said, we all

1089
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: stared for five minutes, and then that's when we learned

1090
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: it was a learning experience. What did you learn? I

1091
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: don't know. I just didn't I didn't know what I

1092
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: just saw. And then my parents explained to us that

1093
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: sometimes guys date each other, and I mean, now that's

1094
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: more mainstream, it's normal. Now, that's when you decided to no,

1095
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: but that's when you kissed your brother. I thought it

1096
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: was to kissed my brother. Oh no, I kissed my brother.

1097
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: The one guy got out of the jeep and I

1098
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: thought they were going about to do a bro hand shake,

1099
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, they're going for the hug,

1100
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: and then they after that went then also kissed and

1101
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: we were all just like Rockies went that day? Who

1102
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: who the Rockies playing? Who knows? Outside of the old stadium,

1103
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: it was a happy crowd, dude, everybody was pumped after that.

1104
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: Did you ask your brother to kiss? Oh? My gosh,

1105
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: I said, like, we wouldn't focus for hours after that. Yeah, man, well,

1106
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: hopefully that happens. The five tickets they pay for transportation,

1107
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: they paid for a hotel downtown. The only thing we

1108
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: remember two dudes outside the stadium. Right, That's so funny

1109
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: you say that because I went to Brave's game when

1110
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and it was at Fulton County Stadium.

1111
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: It was way back when, and I was only hit

1112
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: Hammer and Hank I believe the Braves were playing there

1113
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: is that, right, Sandy Alamar And we snuck down to

1114
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: the were the bullp was right down the first base line,

1115
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: and these other two guys snuck down there too, and

1116
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: they smelled so freaking but they just their body odor

1117
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: was just atrocious. And I remember, like, good, great guys

1118
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: like I was like eight years old, like Ray nine

1119
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: years old, and I'm like, do you guys not know

1120
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: how to take a bath? Like it is disgusting. I'm

1121
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: sitting here trying to talk to the bullpen pitchers and

1122
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: you guys like whoa, I mean remember it to this day.

1123
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: How bad those two guys smelled? Fans or players like

1124
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: they like, So when did they make out? No, they

1125
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: didn't make out, but Ray made up a great point.

1126
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: Do you remember the weirdest things. I don't remember if

1127
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 1: the Brays or padres one. So Eddie, the kids aren't

1128
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: gonna part point is this. Your kids aren't gonna remember

1129
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: the third base line, doesn't matter where you remember something

1130
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: from the game that has nothing to do with the game.

1131
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,479
Speaker 1: That's when I learned people can stink for the first

1132
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: So basically, boys, by the ticket, wherever, I'll take it.

1133
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 1: Wherever something interesting, a place you can put a blanket

1134
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: out in the outfield, do that where you don't even

1135
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: get an actual seat, I mean, whatever the chiefest it's

1136
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: probably I would do that and take the baby. But

1137
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: I don't think they have that. I think they have

1138
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: that at sun Trust Field. I don't know. I just

1139
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: made that up. I love that. I didn't see like

1140
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: a play area. Oh I, I do believe what you're

1141
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: gonna see is you're gonna see two stinky dudes making out.

1142
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: Combine me and Ray Story. Your kids will talk about it.

1143
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: That would be fantastic. I would love to see that, man, right,

1144
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: that was Oh my god, dude, they are going to

1145
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: get to see a dirty team. The Braves have sucked.

1146
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: They were awesome when we were younger. They sucked forever.

1147
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: Now they're badass again, Like you're taking them to see

1148
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: a great dancy a little Tats was his name, hitting

1149
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: his two thirty five or whatever. He's he's still really good.

1150
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: I mean, Wow, let's go watch him. Pay him three

1151
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: million and hit two thirty five. Man, that's a Steve.

1152
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 1: What a bargain. It was never a bargain. I'm joking.

1153
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying two thirty five, like, I mean, that's what

1154
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: we're paying for nowadays? Is we I'm talking in general

1155
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: as a fan of baseball. Drives me nuts. You paid,

1156
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: but then it's never worth the money ever. I mean.

1157
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: And then Pools is going to the Dodgers. What the

1158
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: hell did that? Dodgers want him? Hey, guys, are you

1159
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:21,760
Speaker 1: just buying bringing him in and put him in a casket?

1160
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Dodgers? And maybe they did that.

1161
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: He was closer to u c l A medical center

1162
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: in case he had I mean, my nephew texted me

1163
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,919
Speaker 1: that he got traded, and I was like, the dude

1164
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: is the joke. Guys, he can't go to another team,

1165
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: No more miles on that guy. Just let him enjoy

1166
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: his life behind the sports center desk or something. I

1167
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: saw that I saw the tweet and I'm like, oh,

1168
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: that's one of those little funny meme things, like what's happening? Yeah,

1169
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: I mean, so what are we gonna do? I mean,

1170
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: everybody felt bad for him the way the Angels let

1171
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: him go, but he was done. So now where the

1172
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: Dodgers are gonna pick him up? And guess what was

1173
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: his contract over? He was he was in the final

1174
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: year and they just said, man, we're releasing you, like

1175
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: we can't. He was a great guy to watch. We

1176
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: saw him in his prime. You very unique swing and

1177
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 1: dude could hammer the ball. I mean, dude, he was awesome.

1178
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 1: We saw him his whole career. I mean, he's off

1179
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: into the sunset now, but we got to see him

1180
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: play something when the sun comes up. C l A,

1181
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: I mean, be a Dodger. Are you picking Albert Pooles

1182
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: for Beat the Streak? And I will hang up and listen.

1183
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: Is he still play the Dodgers. He's gonna have to

1184
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: play first base if he's gonna hit, or he's just

1185
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: gonna I mean get out of here, Like, what do

1186
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: you do with Dodgers? He probably no, No, the Dodgers

1187
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: are in the National League. Good job, Betty way to

1188
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: go with your intro. So does that mean the picture

1189
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: hits too? Which league is that? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1190
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: They don't have the d H in the National League.

1191
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: So I don't understand why the Dodgers would sign him.

1192
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: I just I can't even figure it out unless he's

1193
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: gonna play once every seventh day and give the first

1194
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: base on a But could grief, you could? You could

1195
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: find someone in the minor leagues better than pool us

1196
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: right now, I don't know. Unbelievable. All right, quickly, we're

1197
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: talking about UFC. Oh god, you watch it? Yeah? I

1198
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: watched it. Oh my dude, dude got his arm snapped.

1199
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: Oh I saw Oh my god, I got him in

1200
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: a leg like he wrapped his legs around the arms.

1201
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: Did you get it? Did you tweet that got deleted? Yeah,

1202
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: like ESPN deleted it or something. That's just graphic. But

1203
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: that's how we get our account closed. No, I put

1204
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: it on my coach. No, No, I put it on

1205
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: my Instagram. I didn't put it on Losers And dude,

1206
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: he had it in the arm bar and he wouldn't tap,

1207
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't tappen pop and it was like he wouldn't tap coach.

1208
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: He didn't think his arm was gonna snap. And then

1209
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: the guy that he didn't even tapped in and the

1210
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: guy just let it go. He's like, I've heard it.

1211
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: I felt a snap I had. He was like, I

1212
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: had't let it go. I had to let he snapped

1213
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: his freaking arm. It was gross. Did you pay for that? No?

1214
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: That was free? But then I bought the pay per view.

1215
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: I can't do that. How much was it? I can't

1216
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: do that? It was I can't do it because I'm

1217
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: telling you, three weeks ago or whatever, three months ago,

1218
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: I saw that the same two dudes fight like for free.

1219
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: So I'm like, why am I going to pay sixty

1220
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: dollars to watch them fight? For? Which? Guys? Olivera god,

1221
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: he's so good. No, but I saw him on a

1222
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: fight night like two months ago, for free, and now

1223
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: he's the headline. And now he's the headline. That makes

1224
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 1: no sense to me. However, if you do watch the

1225
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: prelimbs all day, I mean, it gets to a point

1226
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: where you're like, should we get it? Should I get it?

1227
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 1: Like I kind of want to keep watching. It's only

1228
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: five more fights, but I'm like, should I? But every

1229
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: time I'm like, don't stay strong, stay strong, don't do it. Coach,

1230
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: Does the UFC make you more aggressive? Does it make

1231
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: your kids more aggressive? I don't think so. You gotta

1232
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: be careful of that stuff. Man, not have it around

1233
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 1: when we were kids, Coach. It's it's not. It's it's

1234
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 1: pretty amazing to watch because even the kids understand that

1235
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: these people don't hate each other and they're not fighting

1236
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: to be aggressive. They're literally just playing their sport. They're playing,

1237
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: they're playing their sport and then they get, you know,

1238
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: the whoever outsmarts the other person wins. That's it. It's

1239
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: not a like two dudes like I want to kill you,

1240
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,919
Speaker 1: I'll kill you and then they start fighting. That would

1241
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: be an aggressive behavior, but it's so like fun to

1242
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: watch and I never feel aggressive. And here's the thing,

1243
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: And I bought it because I wasn't the most hyped

1244
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: about this card. But it's always the cards that you're

1245
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 1: not hyped about that turned into the best ones that

1246
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: all like that aren't. There's no expectations and all these

1247
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,959
Speaker 1: fights were very entertaining. And there was one knockout edson

1248
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Speaker 1: Barbosa knocked this Burgos Barbosa saw him on a freaking

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01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: fight night. So he hits him with a left and

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01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: then a right, and the guy stands there for a

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01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: second and then it was like Mike, it was like

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01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson's punch out. No, no, it really was plankling

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01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson's punch out where he just goes like he

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01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: was trying to stand there and all of a sudden,

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01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: his legs just gave out and he just started going

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01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 1: backwards and he was his eyes were like Devon Keiser,

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Speaker 1: Why am I going backwards? And boom he crashes against

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01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: the fence and he's out king hippo. Yes, it was crazy.

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01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: And then the r I don't remember which one, Eddie Piston, Honda, Okay,

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Speaker 1: mad Bull whatever that bull. I mean. It was just

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Speaker 1: a it was a good fight. It was a great card.

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Speaker 1: It was a link. I wanted to watch you, but

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Speaker 1: I got a link a day late late. Yeah, why

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01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: would you even get it? Somebody sent it to me

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01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: they go UFC fight link. But I saw it on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I missed it by one day. Coach. I think they

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Speaker 1: play it for free, like literally the right afterwards on ESPN.

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Speaker 1: Blessed you can watched the replay. Yeah, so I was entertaining.

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01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: It was good fights, a lot of a lot of

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01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 1: fun like and there was the excitement when he when

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Speaker 1: he won the pure joy. It was lit. We didn't

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01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: talk about last week the cowboys, Sarone coming back, like

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01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: why why does he keep doing that? And Tony Ferguson

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01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: he broke. No, I he can't be broke because he's

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01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 1: fought so much that he gets paid a good amount.

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01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: And sort of like Tony Ferguson who was unbeatable forever.

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01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 1: He didn't lose for years, and now he's lost three

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01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: in a row and he just he looks and they

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01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 1: gotta just stop. Tony. It's time. You're done. Man, You're

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01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 1: gonna become the new cowboy if you keep fighting where

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01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 1: you're the name that everybody beats to start moving up.

1282
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, and you're because you're done. You've

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01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: lost three in a row. You don't. You don't look

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01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: like you have a clue what you're doing. Your athleticism

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01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 1: is shot. You just shore his mind is still sharp,

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01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: but the body can't hang out. I don't even know

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01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: if his mind sharp. I think he took a short

1288
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: notice fight against Gauci and GATEGI beat the hell out

1289
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: of him. That's another thing. It seems like there are

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01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: a lot of short notice fights and that's when it's

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01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: just after that, it was just like he's not He

1292
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 1: took that beating and he's never been the same. And

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01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: it's over. Tony Ferguson is done and I'm doing another

1294
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: UFC cold take or what is it hot take? Years

1295
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: are usually cold, but yeah, I mean this is a

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01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 1: hot take. Something is wrong with Joe Rogan physically. I

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01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, he had his belt. Something is up

1298
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: with him, Like he looks sick. To me, I wouldn't

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01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: be shocked that we're getting used at some point, like

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01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 1: he's sick something. I watched him and I'm like, something

1301
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 1: is not right with Joe Rogan, Like, what do you mean?

1302
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, he looks too swollen. His face

1303
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: looks like johndiced like it just he just doesn't look right.

1304
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: He doesn't look healthy. And I know he's been working

1305
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 1: out people like I will say that. When I saw

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01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: him standing there with Cormier and he was in the

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01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 1: middle of he has pants tucked in. It looked kind

1308
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 1: of weird. I was like, huh, you look kind of

1309
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 1: off there over the past two months when I've been

1310
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: watching it, like I just always thinking something's up with

1311
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan. Twitter agrees, I hope he's okay. All right, Well,

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01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing anything on Twitter coach, coach and maybe

1313
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: top secret. Hey, you're not gonna find that anywhere else

1314
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: but here right here. This is a hot take, A yeah,

1315
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 1: hot take. Joe Rogan is sick, yes, coach. Uh, we

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01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 1: will see you on Wednesday where Eddie is gonna look

1317
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: like a fool. We got a special segment, e t

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01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: we got a special segment just for Eddie, and we're

1319
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: gonna Eddie's gonna shine or he's gonna fall flat. And then,

1320
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 1: just to follow up my wife's text, I said, that's funny.

1321
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 1: That's why I told LB. He thinks I'm lying about

1322
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: the book. He says, No, I just told myself I

1323
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: wouldn't find any more diapers, and I didn't. They figured

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Speaker 1: it out. Boom. Okay, all right. She had to have

1325
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 1: some kind of guide, Like she had to teach them.

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01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: They didn't just start going to the bathroom on their own.

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01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: She had to like lead them to the bathroom. Is

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01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: she I was there too? Okay, you, but you said

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01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: you made it sound like they just started going to

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01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: the bathroom on their own, like they just didn't even

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01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 1: they didn't. They just started going in the bathroom. And

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01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,040
Speaker 1: there's a point where they're just like, Okay, I gotta

1333
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. Let me go to the toilet

1334
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 1: and sit down and poop. It's not it's not rocket science.

1335
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: They figure out that they don't no longer have diapers, coach,

1336
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: and they walked to the toilet and they actually poop

1337
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 1: and pee, and you know what they love the most

1338
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: out of it. They get to flesh the toilet. They

1339
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: do love. They love coach. Joe Rogan has the number

1340
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: one podcast in America. I don't know if we want

1341
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: to go after him, coach. Coach, what do you mean

1342
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: that'd be the best feud ever? Four losers versus Joe

1343
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: Rogan Coach. We can't have it. I'm not going after

1344
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: the dude. I'm just saying that he doesn't look healthy.

1345
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 1: He's just giving his opinion. Coach. That would be like

1346
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 1: high school president going after the president. Yeah, that doesn't

1347
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: happen very often. Alright, Alright, we done, boys, Yeah, I

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01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: have a great Monday. Yeah, And we'll talk about that. Hey, Ray,

1349
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 1: don't forget to get that guy's address so we can

1350
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,479
Speaker 1: send him out. I already got it, coach. That shirt

1351
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:35,800
Speaker 1: is on its way, all right. Everybody else, you want

1352
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: to buy one shop store Losers dot com. Here you go. Yeah,

1353
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: And so Eddie's segment coming up on Wednesday, and we'll

1354
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: talk NBA play in tournament Wednesday, which I was again

1355
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 1: in tournament. Yeah, for the playoffs. I was the NBA

1356
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: playoffs coach. I was against it in the beginning, and

1357
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 1: now I cannot freaking wait for Wednesday night. Come on,

1358
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: go Spurs. Gun playoffs are underway. Spurs go. That's all

1359
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 1: I know about it? Is it in the NHL playoffs underway.

1360
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and get into one of the games.

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01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 1: If you guys are down, Oh, a little sneak in,

1362
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean get in. Yeah, all right, buy tickets and stuff.

1363
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: All right, all right, get out of here. Hey, we

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01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: forgot to talk about Tebow. Okay, Now, we're a good coach.

1365
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: No one else is talking about everybody's talking about t Bow.

1366
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: Everybody do the annual ESPN look on the right side,

1367
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 1: and there's not one mention of Tebow. Rejoined