WEBVTT - Mini Crush #56 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:29.600 Hey, everybody, welcome to Mini Crush the Monday edition where 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.080 I sit here with my good friend Noel and we 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:36.279 fared around and talk about movies. That is exactly how 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:38.199 I describe it to my friends. We interact with you 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:42.440 people via Facebook. I wish it was another way. There's 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.800 gotta be another way. Maybe we'll figure that out. Because 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:50.239 face maybe Instagram Facebook sucks LinkedIn Facebook, Instagram. No, so 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.840 this is a political thing for you, John, Okay, I said, 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:55.000 I want to be on there. Twitter. Do you not tweet? 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:56.880 You don't tweet? Due, I'm not on Twitter, not a tweeter. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:59.320 I'm not either. In fact, I miss a lot because 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.440 I don't tweet. Some of the other shows that I wanted. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:04.120 We have pretty active twitters, and I'll always hear stuff 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:05.679 from Ben or Matt about like, hey, do you see 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.720 a thing on Twitter? I'm like, nope, but are you 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.320 missing out? Not really exactly. I usually see it screenshotted 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:15.160 somewhere else later. Maybe I'm just like a day late. Yeah, yeah, 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:20.040 I wonder sometimes if all the smartphones went away overnight, 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:25.039 got raptured, got raptured, like I feel like in a week, 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:28.600 I would be like, all right, yeah, this is this 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:32.000 is the most of my life. There are some people 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.560 that would have lose their minds. I think a lot 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.880 of people would literally go crazy. And when I say 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:40.039 literally go crazy, I mean figuratively go crazy. I was 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:43.360 without a phone for about three days recently, and it 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:47.280 was simultaneously liberating and a little like, uh made me 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.920 a little uneasy, but I leaned more in the liberating 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.240 side of it, and it was actually pretty great. Well, 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:55.440 the funny thing is you hear uh safety like, oh, 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.240 but you have your phone, like, you know, in case 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:00.880 anything ever happened, like, which is true. But I lived 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:07.760 thirty seven years without a smartphone. It's true. We were 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.960 all fine. Yeah, you're okay. You were okay? No, I 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:15.480 was okay. O. God, I'm still okay most of the time. 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:19.080 How are you good? Okay? Yeah, I'm being fake fake 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.320 outrage okay. I was like when I get fake mad 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.560 at you know, is it all an illusion? Chuck? Is 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:27.440 it all lies? A bit? Where's the truth? I'm even 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.400 holding up my sign that says it's a bit, and 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.119 you're just looking right past. I'm not. I'm just didn't 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:36.280 know what they couldn't. I was squinting alright. Uh, let 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.000 me see here. You've seen any good movies lately? By 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:43.680 the way, Yeah, what are I see? Um? I watched 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:46.679 big Fish for the first time in years the other day. 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.239 Was that a punishment? You didn't like it? You don't 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.760 like big Fish? It's a little smalt, and I didn't. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:54.880 It's not it's a little smalty. I thought my kid 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.280 would like it, but actually kind of she she got 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.640 bored by it. And I realized that my memories of 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.280 it were a little better than in the movie itself. 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:04.280 It's a little slow. I think that's one of those movies. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:08.000 It doesn't hasn't aged well. It's a little hard on sleeve, 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.040 kind of cheesy. It's not the best because I thought 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:13.440 of it as the last good Tim Burton movie, and 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:16.760 I realized you can sort of see his decline even 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:19.000 in that movie. I'm looking up Tim Burton right now. No, 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:22.040 because I know I've have given that guy shit for 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:26.600 it is deserved not being that great anymore. But I'm 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.760 looking up because I would I would like to honestly 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:32.560 see what I would vote as the last good were 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.760 saying good or great? Great? What's what's the qualification? That's 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:39.240 the thing? Though? Was he ever really great. Yes you 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.600 think so? What was great? What was the great Tim 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:45.480 Burton movie Batman, pee Wee's pee Wee's Big Adventure? I 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:51.360 think um Beetlejuice for sure? Hands Yes, yes, yes, I forgot. 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:54.920 I would I love I forgot about Okay, See, he's 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:58.600 already sullied his IMDb so much that I've literally forgotten 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:01.440 about those those great movies because all I think about, like, 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.520 you know, the Bad Planet of the Apes and all 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.760 of the c g I. That movie didn't even make 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:09.960 a dint, you know, it didn't even make a pain 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.600 on what radar, Like you know, all those horrible looking 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:15.280 Alice in Wonderland movies that he's just leaning so hard 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.320 on the c g I stuff now that it's like, 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:19.520 that's what we loved about Tim Burton was that it 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.800 was all practical effects and playmation and like, you know, 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.440 we real weird set design and stuff. You know, you 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:28.640 know what. No, I'm looking at his list, I'm gonna 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:33.240 say something pretty controversial right now. For me, it's just 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:37.320 my dumb opinion. The last truly great movie he made 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:42.240 that I loved was Edwood Edwards fantastic. But that's the thing. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:46.800 Words attacks Sleepy hollow Man, Yeah, Sleepy holloway a man, 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:50.040 Big Fish Man, Charlie and Chocolate Factory Man. I did 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:52.200 not see Corpse Bride Fair. It's cool. That might have 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:55.200 been good, you know, it's it's a lot like Nightmare 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.080 before Christmas, but it's it's not as good. Doesn't have 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.520 the spark, you know, it doesn't have the same the magic. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:04.000 Sweeney Todd Alison Wonderland, Dark Shadows, Big Eyes. I thought 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.599 Big Guys was cool. You didn't see Big Guys. I 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.200 saw it, and like you didn't like it. You said 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.120 you didn't like Christoph Waltz. He thought he was just 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:12.880 smarmy and awful. Well, I said that before he played 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:20.719 some man from the Bratska sounds like so weird. Uh, 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.080 Dumbo's coming out Beetle Juice too. I mean, of course, 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:28.479 i'll he has a chance for redemption. Would be such 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:31.160 a big swing for that to be. There's no way 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:32.520 it could be as good. There's no way it can 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.440 be as good. But he also has to kind of, 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.360 you know, honor the original material. He can't do an 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:42.200 Alice in wonderland ized version of Beetlejuice. People will revolt 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.640 in the streets yeah, you know, yeah, I'll be leading 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:49.120 that charge. I have my I have my axe and 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:53.920 my my torch, my baseball bat, and we will go 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:58.280 and we will kill Jim Burton dead. Yeah, seriously, I'm 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.120 just kidding everyone. By the way, we would never I 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.520 could probably get arrested for just saying that. That's probably true, Chuck. 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:14.400 All right, we're gonna move on to social studies. Social 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:22.920 and I believe I went with another Oscar related question, 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:27.160 and that was who or what was robbed the most 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:31.039 this year with an Oscar snub? Make your case in 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:38.039 one sentence, of course, a bunch of smart alex on here. Yeah, 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:42.800 you're listing truly bad movies. But that's okay. There's another 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:46.120 awards ceremony for those Razzies. We should just thinking about 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.960 the Razzies sometimes. We should let's do a little Razzies thing. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:50.960 Should be fund do a Razzies round up. Totally agree, 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:57.320 Razzi's round up. Gods all right. Julia Lurch says she 0:06:57.480 --> 0:07:02.640 feels like Tony Collette for Hereditary her performance after finding well, 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.560 that's a spoiler, so I won't even read that. And 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:07.919 then but she says, never mind the dinner table scene. 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.920 It's bonkers. But the thing is, movies like that always 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:13.920 gets snubbed, I know. And she was so tight in 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.240 that movie, and she was good. I think we talked 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.320 about this. I'm sure we did. The director, who this 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:22.240 is like his first big movie, decided to turn what 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.320 he had written as a much more of a family 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:27.240 drama into a horror because he knew would be easier 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:30.040 to like sell like for a first movie. But yet 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.680 the performances. That's what makes it such an interesting hybrid, right, 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:37.600 because the performances are legitimately like tense family drama kind 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:42.880 of stuff. You know. Absolutely, Don Barnhart says Elsie Fisher, 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.520 she should have been nominated for Best Actress for eighth grade. 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.400 She made me relive the awkwardness of junior high, broke 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.720 my heart into pieces. Yeah, I agree, she was great. 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.560 I haven't seen that one. I want to because I've 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.320 got a kid that's not that old, but she's very 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.560 much into that whole YouTube culture. She's not, she's not 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:05.760 far off a few years. Um. Yeah, you should totally 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.640 see it. You would love it. Christine Fordham says, won't 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:12.480 you be my neighbor? Um? For Best Documentary? I mean, 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.960 truly one of the great Oscar snubs. Yeah, i'd have 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.760 been in a weird one. And I didn't realize that 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:22.239 um NPR produced that. Oh yeah, it's like an NPR 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.160 film or something like that, or I don't know exactly 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:26.160 how they branded it, but they've been They were talking 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.440 about it on NPR and and some of the hosts 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:30.560 were saying they thought it was a snub, largely for 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.000 selfish reasons because they wanted to be able to go 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:36.160 to the old scars. Really. Yeah, Well, I'm bummed because 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.720 you know, Scottie uh did some of the camera working, 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:40.880 some of the interviews on that, and not only did 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:42.719 I think it was gonna get nominated, I was like, man, 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:47.280 Scotty will have worked on the Best Documentary winner because 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.319 I was just convinced that was gonna win. It's so good. 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.680 What did good not me? I don't think. I mean, Jesus, 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.599 I don't know. Look it up, I've got got got it. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.800 There's just a big list your best documentary. Uh, I 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.520 haven't heard of any of these. What are they minding? 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.200 The Gap, which I've heard is great, but I don't 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:04.880 know what it's about. Seen by Binglu of Fathers and Sons, 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.480 Oh our RBG was good, but honestly didn't see it yet. 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.920 I think I thought that Mr Rodgers was way better 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:16.240 than RBG. Yeah, that's weird. I think maybe RBG has 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:19.160 more current weight. I guess in terms of, like, you know, 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:21.720 I'm just the whole none of it makes sense because 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:24.800 of course it's great, but like Mr Rogers and all 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:28.880 the nostalgia and the message in today's climate, like it 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.280 was all there. It's just so you're right, especially as 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.480 it got into the way he handled really difficult subjects 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.000 for kids and testifying in front of Congress, and oh 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.120 and that while you're right, you know, there's absolutely that's 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.520 a very strange snub. Good call. Yeah, I don't I 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:46.719 don't get it. Debbie. Debbie friend Gadacas, friend Jadacas. She 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.800 also said, won't you be my neighbor? Kelly conquince is 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.880 Bradley Cooper for Director and first Man for Best Picture. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.400 Fred Nerk the nurkstre says sorry to bother you. I 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:01.520 thought it was a fantastic movie and deserved a nomination 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:05.679 for what probably best Picture. Now I don't think it's 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.120 best picture of material. But see that's where we were 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:12.520 talking about best first time filmmaker or breakout star for 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:14.320 the girl in eighth grade. And yeah, like that's where 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:17.280 those might might be some good categories. I think it 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:20.120 could have like maybe even something for like best it 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.480 had just this should be like a category for weirdo movies, 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.880 like what would you call it that, like most innovative 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.280 or like Noel's favorite exactly. Yeah, I don't know. That's 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:33.640 that's a good question. Uh, Scott Sodergren, I totally agree, 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:37.240 Mr soda Gren. You say Ethan Hawk his performance was 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.480 amazing and he really did deserve a nomination for that role. Um, 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:44.360 totally agree. Man so good in that movie. Uh. Danielle 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.760 Ferlito says, First Man best movie I've seen in like 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:51.640 fifteen years. I still haven't seen that. This is the 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.800 was it? Buzz? Aldrin? No, it's Neil Armstrong? Right? Is 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:59.079 he Neil Armstrong? First Man? Noel? Sorry, dude, Armstrong was 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:03.040 the first The buzz was right. Sorry, you need to 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.240 get up on your NASA. I really do, I really do. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:07.679 I didn't go to space Camp. Okay, every all of 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.640 my other colleagues went to space camp except me. So true. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:14.120 Nick Kelly says, my boy Gosling. First Man is quiet 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:19.000 intensity at its best. I love, I love he's really 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.400 quiet intensity to josh of this thing, Yeah, it is, 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.480 come to think of it, Blade Runner, quiet intense, light 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:30.079 intense drive, quite intensive, quiet intensity. Yeah he should be. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:31.840 He's a singer too. You should start a band called 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:37.439 Quiet Intensity Intense Cities. Joshua Hall says Lucky Stanfield. For 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:40.000 Best Actor, the guy elevates Sorry to Bother You to 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.679 another level. It's true. He's a great He's got this 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:47.040 like energy that's so like it's comedy, but it's also 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.440 like very heartfelt and like you know you're there with him. 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:53.040 I mean, I don't know. It's great. Yeah, Mary O'Donnell 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.760 says Paddington too. Wes Anderson wishes he could make a 0:11:56.840 --> 0:12:00.360 film with such whimsy and heart. Is it really, Oh dude, 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:02.880 having to do it's crazy. I'm seeing Panison one. We'll 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:04.640 be able to follow it. Yes, it doesn't matter. They're 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.800 they're very self contained. No, it's it's it's got a 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.000 lot of these great British comics in it, like um 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.319 the dudes from like the Mighty Bush and like I 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.200 T Crowd and all. Really so, I think the guy 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:16.960 that directed it directed the show The League of Gentlemen, 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.880 which is a really really great weird would would ruby 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:22.200 like it? Is it? Oh? God, yes, for for three 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.360 and a half year old. It's because that's the beauty 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.400 of it is. It's got something for everybody. It's got 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.240 like adventure, it's got this whimsy like they're saying, it's 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.280 got a great story, and it's got really real heart 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.800 and like it's it's really a beautiful movie. All right, 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:39.280 it's on the list. Let me see here. Amanda Blaney 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:43.480 uh Laurier says Tony Collette for Hereditary, another nod for her. 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.240 UM T. J. Danny says if Beale Street could talk 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:51.480 for Best Picture. I've heard that criticism. UM Sierra Sherry 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:54.559 says Emily Blunt for a Quiet Place. She gave me 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:58.280 all the fields? All right, fair enough? UM D. C. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.839 Hoover says Bradley Cooper for Best to Rector. All right, 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.560 I've heard mixed reviews on that one. On Star is Born, 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.679 and it looks like a big giant movie. Though Hollywood 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.800 loves a big self referential you know, it's also like 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.120 a remake of a classic, so Hollywood remake of the classic, 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.640 which was a remake of Hollywood loves that is a 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.839 third or fourth one, didn't it? I think it's the 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:25.040 third A. J. Middleset says, eighth grade and hereditary in 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:31.760 a Quiet Place Peter Farrelli Ian lyons Is Peter Frelli 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:35.560 for his near perfect direction of The Beautiful Green Book. 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:39.720 Another vote for Sorry to Bother You from Mike Doyle 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.640 for screenplay. Yeah. That sometimes it's a good way to 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.280 acknowledge a movie like that. Yeah, with the writing, Yeah, 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:49.079 sort of like I didn't. Didn't Adaptation win Best Screenplay? 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.760 I believe it did because that's a good one. That's 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.320 like a really kind of taking the form of screenplay 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.839 like to another place. That's definitely what any kind of 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.360 like meta nests in writing is always a good thing. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.199 Bruce Conwell. Another vote for Tony Collette. I'm glad she's 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:08.199 getting props at least from the people for for that 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.319 great performance. Even though it's a disturbing horror film, it 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:14.719 still counts as a movie everyone does, you know, it's 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:18.360 so weird. Genre pictures just maybe best Genre Picture would 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.920 be a good category. Yeah, So it's like, what would 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:25.040 that be? What counts the genre? Horror? Sci fi? I 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.720 guess so I would take forever though, they'd have to 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.480 have one for every every genre. Well, no, you could 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.000 just slump them all together. Oh gotcha. Guy's a good point. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.520 I see, I see. All right, we're gonna move on everyone. 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.560 Those are some good comments and that boy, I'm excited 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:46.200 about this next bit. Hi Kou theater. I don't know why. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.480 I know that we've never done this stuff. He should 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.520 know had a high koupas about early on, about eight 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:53.720 or nine years ago, and we've got so many high 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.680 cous we cut sick of them and hated hikus. Yeah, 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.640 and now you're ready to dive back in back. And 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.440 people really got into this. And I was literally reading 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.360 them out loud to Emily Live as they were coming 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.680 in last night and laughing my ass off, and I 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:13.400 was like, I gotta stop doing this because all I'll 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:16.400 do is sit around and read hi kus all night 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:21.120 and it'll ruin tomorrow. So I'm gonna leave these up 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:23.320 and I'm gonna keep reading these every other week or 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.280 so because these are so much fun. The deal is 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:28.680 the movie title is the title of the hiku, and 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:33.520 then you know the form? Do you know the form? Five? Seven? Five? 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:37.040 Look at you? Seventeen syllables. Vanessa Lopez, let's start it 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:43.520 out with Sharkonnado, Sharconnado, raining from the sky. As Chuck 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:49.120 Stradamus foretold, the Sharkonnado looms. You know I predicted that movie? 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.520 Did you know that? I that was Did you ever 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:55.480 hear that? I said something about a movie with sharks 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:58.000 and tornadoes? And like a year and a half two 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:00.320 years later, that movie came out mass. I mean, the 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.040 fact of the matter is, it doesn't make you wonder. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:03.960 I don't think I created that seat of that idea, 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.720 but you really never know. And there's no absolutely, that 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:08.600 is absolutely on the table that that could have been 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:10.800 the case. Some dumb could have heard that. Okay, I 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:12.680 can totally make that happen, and then they just bit 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:17.480 their side. The sixth sense. This is from Megan Johnson, 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.880 uh frucci and she got forty five up likes, so 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:24.240 this better be good. And by the way, this as 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:26.960 a spoiler if you have not seen six cents two 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:30.120 out for the next eight seconds the sixth cents, Bruce 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:34.680 Willis is dead. Yes, he's been dead the whole time, dead, 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:39.200 I tell you dead. That's fantastic. Oh that's a good one. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:45.200 Nice jop Megan jennevan Valen. Now I've talked about your 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:49.360 name before, so close to the perfect name. She's one 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:54.800 syllable away, all right, Jenna Peewe's Big Adventure. I know 0:16:55.080 --> 0:17:00.640 you are, But what am I without my bike? Loner 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:06.640 and rebel? Not bad. Our old friend Aaron Cooper has 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:12.760 one for airplane pilots ate the fish. Can you fly 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:16.280 and land this plane? Don't call me Shirley. I was 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.160 hoping that was going to be snuck in there, of course. 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:25.800 Julie Siggens perez for Psycho. Marion steals cash, change his 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:30.880 mind at creepy motel. Too late. Now she's dead. Not bad? 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:35.560 Uh cubes down. Cubie, our old pal in Connecticut, says 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:43.800 Titanic bad contrived romance. Mammoth Iceberg sinks the ship rose 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:52.960 selfish and cold. She went selfish and cold. Alright. I 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:55.040 wish people people give her ship because she didn't make 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:58.000 a space for him on the floating door. There was 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:00.760 another fun Titanic when in here, Oh here, it is 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:07.200 right here. Melinda Buccalleo says Titanic Rose is rich but sad. 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:13.200 Jack is poor but loving life. There's room for two rows. 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:17.160 So she addresses that right there, and that was sort 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.680 of the voice of the audience screaming and ros I think. 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:22.399 And Melinda followed that up with, oh MG, this is 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.560 so much fun. I totally agree. I'm just gonna read 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:28.119 all these over the next few weeks. Eric Keith for 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:33.280 Major League the x con pitches, vampire steals the bases, 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:38.720 Indians beat Yanks. All right, a little more obscure, maybe, 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:42.200 I like the Major League though, Major League. That was 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:46.040 the one with Charlie Sheen, right, Charlie Sheens. Sean mccarlane 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:51.200 for pulp Fiction, what's in the briefcase? I shot Marvin 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:59.280 in the face? Bad motherfucker. There you go. Let me see. 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:02.280 That's the joy of the haiku form as you start 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:05.320 to realize, like the economy of language, you know, Yeah, 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:09.800 for sure, here we go. Kristen Glenn kissed her for 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:18.439 Jurassic Park, Mosquito and sap all girl, Dinos make babies life, 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:25.399 Uh finds a way O god, it's unsyllable. Yes, very creative, Kristen, 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:32.040 well done, and she said, actually, full props here. Kristen says, 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.480 my son's girlfriend gets credit for the h So this 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:40.000 was a family affair. I love that. UHF have you 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:44.960 seen that? All with weird al Y has one for 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:49.560 that very cute cocker spaniel. By the way, Jason, UHF, 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:55.120 it really is great. You people think I'm joking. Spin 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:59.280 the Wheel of Fish. I guess that was the thing 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:01.960 from that movie. Yeah, that was sort of like drink 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:03.760 from the fire hose? Was it? Maybe one of those 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:08.320 I don't know. Wasn't that Kramer from from Yees Steinfeld 0:20:08.440 --> 0:20:09.639 was in? I think he was. He was sort of 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:12.399 a screwball game show host or something like that. I 0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:13.920 don't know. I would think that Spin the Wheel of 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:17.359 Fish might have been something that he did. M Karen Knox, 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:20.240 Karen's on here a lot. Thanks for your participation, Karen. 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:27.280 For the movie Seven Godless People Die, Brad Pitt, the 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:35.040 Kevin Spacey. Gwyneth's in the box. That's a good spoiler. Yes, 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:37.520 that's only four shillables at the end. Gwyneth is in 0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:40.360 the box. Let's do it. We'll just make a slight 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:43.520 amendment there. That's probably what she meant. Patrick Gorman for 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:47.440 et Lost and Left Alone, but Elliott saves the day 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:52.639 Phone Home, Friend, Phone Home. You should write one over there. 0:20:52.640 --> 0:20:55.080 While I'm doing this no, okay, can you do it? Wow, 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.280 that's that's okay, all right, I gotta read two more 0:20:57.400 --> 0:20:59.560 and you need to have one finished by the time 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:02.920 I've been to that. All right, Caleb Bryant or old 0:21:02.920 --> 0:21:07.159 Buddy says, I love Dogs. Chuck hasn't seen it, so 0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:10.959 he will not get this joke. All right. Well that's 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:15.440 only six syllables, so Caleb, you're fired. Oh wait, so 0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:19.520 he will not get this joke. Caleb, I'm sorry, I'm fired. 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:24.520 Let me just start that over. Caleb, I'm so sorry 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:28.240 I ruined your time in the sun. Caleb blind for 0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:31.160 Isle of Dogs. Chuck hasn't seen it, so he will 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:37.159 not get this joke. It features haiku. Alright, fair enough? Uh? 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:38.840 And then one more and then we're gonna go with 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:44.800 Knolls pressures on from Mike Sam's. He did the never 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:50.240 ending story. This theme was too deep? Why did our 0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:58.120 tax have to die? Boob Rais Therapy? Wow? Oh yeah, 0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:00.320 that's really good. Actually, you know, I've never seen that 0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:03.600 movie because the boobrets. That's the thing that he literally clocked. 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:05.119 All the things that that most stuck out to me 0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:07.080 with that movie is the boobrets were these like sphinxes, 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:10.280 and they had these big breasts with like kind of 0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:13.280 raised erect nipples and shot. The lasers didn't come out 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:14.800 of the boobs, they come out of the eyes. It's 0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:20.000 like looking at is it like the fimbots. And then 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:22.399 our text was the horse that sank into the swamps 0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:24.600 of sadness. And then therapy is what you had to 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:28.840 get after seeing that movie because direct you as a child. Alright, No, 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:31.479 I don't have it all. I'm gonna read two more 0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:34.600 than We're gonna make you do this, all right, Megan 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:42.280 Johnson Fruci says, fried Green Tomatoes, Igy be charmer. We'll 0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:47.320 do anything for Ruth Secrets in the Sauce Good movie. 0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:53.359 Kristen Glenn kissed her once again. She has two for Tombstone, 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:57.160 so you get extra time. White Herb has done. Doc 0:22:57.320 --> 0:23:00.800 is your Hucko Berry. He brings hell with him. And 0:23:00.880 --> 0:23:05.600 then this one also for Tombstone. No bustle, how lewed, 0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:10.120 You're a daisy. If you do Wyatt, you're an oak. 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:15.399 M good stuff, Kristen. I love that. I'm going to 0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:17.520 read one more just to give you more time. No old, 0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:20.600 because this is Harry Potter, which is probably what you're 0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:24.080 writing over there from our old friend Caroline Gaston, Harry Potter, 0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:29.040 Harry's a wizard fights He who must not be named, 0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:36.840 makes a few friends too. Pretty good stuff. All right, 0:23:36.920 --> 0:23:42.639 nol M, what do you got, Well, I've got one line, Chuck. Okay, 0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:45.000 I'll give you more time while you're really milk in this. 0:23:45.560 --> 0:23:50.399 Jimmy Mallory does Wayne's World Public Access show. It's party 0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:58.960 time excellent, Wayne's World, Mom's Basement. Zoe Sisson says this 0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:03.479 for bird Box, don't look at that thing, look at 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:09.920