1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh these are some of our favorite segments 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment 4 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:22,440 Speaker 1: laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is 5 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. Please welcome the brilliant, the talented Katie 6 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: Golden's what's up? Wait, you're in Italy right now? Correct? Yeah? Yeah, Italy. Yeah, 7 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: you're really you're really feeling it right now. I'm I'm 8 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you, how are the people of 9 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm guessing you are referencing the tumultuous decision 10 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: of having Chris Pratt be Mario. Yeah. Yeah, people, Yeah, 11 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: more than the euro Cup when they won. Yeah, siety 12 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: has crumbled, the fabric has torn. People are flipping cars, 13 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: They are, you know, using breadsticks to break into stores, 14 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: and uh yeah. I could list a bunch of other 15 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: offensive Italian stereotypes as well, but I do not want 16 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: to get deported. How's it been? How's it how's it from? 17 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: Going from Calia? Italy? Good? Good? It's a I mean, actually, 18 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: nobody cares about the Tomorrow movie here. That was a joke. 19 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 1: Not a single person cares j I don't think anyone 20 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: has even heard of Chris Pratt here. Yeah, I mean 21 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: the people are lovely and it's a it's a it's 22 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: a great time here. And they also take COVID very seriously. 23 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: Vaccination rates are higher than the US. People are respectfully 24 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,919 Speaker 1: wear masks and stores and if their masks falls below 25 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: their nose and you tell them, they will live it 26 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: up without you know, attacking you. So it's pretty nice. Wow, Okay, 27 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: I like that. And of course that's a mark of 28 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: a great country. You've got good mask adoption, vaccine acceptance, 29 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: and they don't know who Chris Pratt is, right, I 30 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: think that's actually that's a common denominator. Right. You look 31 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 1: at countries that have really good healthcare, really take pandemic seriously. 32 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 1: They all don't know who Chris Pratt is exactly. That 33 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,360 Speaker 1: has to be Chris Pratt's name cannot move the needle 34 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: at all. And you're you're in somewhere you want to 35 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: be Chris Pratt. And then is Luigi still Bob Hoskins 36 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,360 Speaker 1: or who'd they go with for Luigi? Luigi? Was Mario? 37 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: Or what was John Leguizamo? Remember? Okay, got it? Who'd 38 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: they go with for Luigi, I don't know, Sorry, I 39 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: was trying to pronounce Luigi and I unappropriate Italian. Charlie 40 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:01,679 Speaker 1: Day as Luigi. Oh that's good. One like that the 41 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 1: go and then Death Rogan is Donkey Kong and Keegan 42 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: Michael Key is Toad. So they just they nailed a 43 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: bunch of them. And then for Mario, we're just like, 44 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,839 Speaker 1: I don't know one of the Chris's hey, you guys 45 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:21,239 Speaker 1: sebash your man is scalco Is Spike. Alright, fellow label 46 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: me holding it down. He's gonna drop some zucchini fried 47 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,519 Speaker 1: zucchini jokes. God, I still think about that v M 48 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: as he hosted. That did not make any sense at all. 49 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: It's all I think about. Yeah. Yeah, there's a great 50 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:42,119 Speaker 1: tweet from just Tom on Twitter, who uh looks at 51 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: the cast of you know, the Mari movie. Chris Pratt 52 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: is Mario, Anna Taylor, Joys Peach, Charlie Days, Luigia Jack 53 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: Luigia Jack Black is Bowser and this person wrote, this 54 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: is whitewashing of Japanese characters, doing a racist impression of Italians. 55 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: Nailed it, kind of a yeah, a lot of levels 56 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: to that racism. Yeah, Chelsea we do like to ask 57 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: our guest, what is something from your search history? This 58 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: is a fun one. So, uh, we're coming our shows 59 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: coming back in October, so we wanted to start on 60 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: a Halloween note. Uh and so do you guys know 61 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: I'm sure you know a little bit about extreme haunted houses. 62 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: M yes, just let broadly let people know what an 63 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: extreme haunted yes, because that's for we love haunted houses 64 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: around here. Haunted house. You have a haunted house, but 65 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 1: you hated jump scare. Yeah, it's that's surprising. Yeah. The ultimately, 66 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 1: when I walked to a haunted house, it's like my 67 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: adrenaline so up. Like I act like I just walked 68 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: into prison the first day and I'm like, what's so? 69 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: I know that's going to move? It did hiding from you? Yeah, 70 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: and it's like no one wants to do it with me. 71 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 1: They're like like, you don't have you cundainly. You actually 72 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: seem really uncomfortable, And I'm like, no, man, I'm good. 73 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: That was the next most comfortable I've ever been because 74 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 1: I know that's somebody under that sheet. I went through 75 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: a haunted house last. Let's see, it was right before 76 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: the pandemic. So the Halloween before and uh we I 77 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: went with my girlfriend who's very scared of haunted houses. 78 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 1: And of course it was just her and I. You know, 79 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: when you have a group, you've kind of got this 80 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: like layer of protection, and if it's just two people, 81 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 1: like they're they're on you. And uh. She had to 82 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: exit on the house into like the special cast area 83 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: where injured people go to sit on hay bales and paper, 84 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 1: you know, someone to take them out. Uh. And I 85 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: finished it and I came back out, and then there 86 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 1: was a second haunted house and I decided to go 87 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: through a loan because I had paid and I wanted 88 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 1: this was a clown themed one. I wasn't gonna not go. 89 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 1: I decided not to go through alone because I thought 90 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 1: I would creep out the actual workers inside up person 91 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:02,679 Speaker 1: going through. Yeah, going through alone, Um, but what's really 92 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: I glow. I globbed onto some high schoolers and I 93 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 1: was like, hey, can I go through? They were very nice? 94 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: Yeah they were, and I was like, great, I can go. 95 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 1: They don't really uh, they don't really phasee me too much. 96 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: But an extreme haunted house I would not do. Um. 97 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,719 Speaker 1: And the premise of those is that they can do 98 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 1: ship like you sign a waiver. They can waterboard you. 99 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 1: They can shove disgusting ship in your mouth. They can 100 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: you know, assault you, put bags over your head, drag 101 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 1: you into another room. You know, you might leave with 102 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 1: bruises bloodied. You know, they can put your head in 103 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: a cage and put like a fucking spider in there. 104 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: You know. It's like very you know, super fun. Like 105 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 1: it does border on what appears to be some kind 106 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 1: of fetish scenario. Um, but it's like very Uh. They 107 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 1: you know, people who are into them will say that 108 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,239 Speaker 1: it's not the case. It's hard to sort of divorce 109 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: some of the images that you see the real money 110 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: but really really yeah, the real the real money that 111 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 1: they make on those is from the you know, rich 112 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: guys masturbating behind a two way mirror. Well you know, yeah, 113 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: you know Jack Apparently McCamy manner uh takes their video 114 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 1: and projects that over into Las Vegas, where people are 115 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: paying money to decide what happens to these people. Okay, 116 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:33,360 Speaker 1: but this is fucking bullshit. Of course this isn't true. Yeah, 117 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: Like there are rich you know, mysterious shrouded elitis in 118 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Who are you know, kind of like a 119 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: snuff film type crowd who are paying money to kind 120 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 1: of decide or watch you know what happens to these 121 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: these people. But it's not true. You know what. What's 122 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: so the coolest part about these haunted houses is that 123 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,840 Speaker 1: the waiver is total bullshit. The you know, you can't 124 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 1: have a waiver that says you can die in this 125 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: aunted house, you know. Yeah, and it's like and you 126 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: can sign it, but that does not protect these people 127 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: from legal consequences. It's just not it's not true. So 128 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: so much what I'm trying to do right now and 129 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: what we do on the show is kind of separate 130 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: fact from fiction, right And it does seem that a 131 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 1: lot of these fonded houses are a lot of smoke 132 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: and mirrors, and that a lot of what is making 133 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,120 Speaker 1: money for these folks are their video walkthroughs on YouTube. 134 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 1: They get millions and millions and millions of watches because 135 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 1: they McCamy manner is free. You just have to bring 136 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:36,440 Speaker 1: a donation of dog food. And so, you know, has 137 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: this mystique of like the guy who runs at Russ 138 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 1: McKamy and all of the people who work there, they're 139 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 1: not being paid, which adds this other layer right where 140 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 1: it's like they have to want to do this ship, 141 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: but it's all kind of like it's it's just like 142 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 1: they're these fake documentaries that are made and put up. 143 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: There's these fake testimonials. It seems it's so hard to 144 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: pick out fact from fiction. I'm going deep into like 145 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 1: these interviews with his fucking ex wife and like these 146 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:04,080 Speaker 1: really Yankee little YouTube accounts that are like exposing the 147 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: manner and it's so full of outrage because so many 148 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: people are so outraged. Right, there's a whole petition to 149 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,360 Speaker 1: get it taken down. It may be possible that the 150 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,719 Speaker 1: petition was created by McCamy manor you know. So it's 151 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:21,199 Speaker 1: sort of this like amazing like Blair witche in uh 152 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: tactics to to make this place. And you know they 153 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:28,439 Speaker 1: say there's like a twenty or forty thousand person waiting list, 154 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 1: which is also not true. Um, you know, so there's 155 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 1: it's it's really a fun kind of project to take 156 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,760 Speaker 1: these haunted houses and dissect just what is a hoax? 157 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 1: Because there's also an example of somebody I can't remember 158 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:45,479 Speaker 1: who it was, some internet famous TikTok or something personality 159 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,720 Speaker 1: who went and filmed their experience, and it was basically 160 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,199 Speaker 1: just like crawling around with a blindfold on in the 161 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:56,160 Speaker 1: backyard with someone yelling you know, horrible things that you 162 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,920 Speaker 1: and that was really and you're blindfolded and being sprayed 163 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,559 Speaker 1: with water and you don't really know where you are. 164 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 1: That's terrifying, but you know it's it's not the same 165 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 1: thing as what we're seeing in the videos. Um So 166 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: that's really a that's a My search history has been late. 167 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:15,160 Speaker 1: This is the um the this one started in San Diego, right. 168 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,120 Speaker 1: I remember in the early years of it, like I 169 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: remember seeing like the videos that they would put out 170 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,960 Speaker 1: because I remember like back when stumble Upon was a 171 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 1: huge plug in for people's browsers, Like remember that I 172 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:35,199 Speaker 1: haven't thought of stumble Upon any That ship used to 173 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 1: take me all over the internet, and I remember coming 174 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 1: across a video of it and it was truly like 175 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 1: you had never seen anything like it. Like people were 176 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,319 Speaker 1: just like vomiting and like choking. You're like, oh, ship, 177 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 1: and you're like and it's like the most extreme haunted house. 178 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,960 Speaker 1: I didn't realize that it had still been evolving past 179 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 1: like that sort of initial I don't know, yeah, they'll 180 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 1: be like you know, veterans of war that are just 181 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 1: weeping for their Other videos are like, dude, it made 182 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:09,160 Speaker 1: this navy seal poop himself. Yeah, it's so hard to 183 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,800 Speaker 1: pick apart what's real and what's not, which is really fun. 184 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 1: The Blackout Experiments is another is a documentary from that's 185 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 1: really good about a bunch of people kind of grappling 186 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,840 Speaker 1: with their relationship and addiction to these places um, which 187 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,080 Speaker 1: is a great example of also sort of not being 188 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: able to figure out how much of the documentary is manufactured. Yeah, 189 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 1: there's all sorts of ways that we um manufacture ways 190 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: to get like contact with other people. I feel like 191 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 1: this might be one where people like, instead of living 192 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:48,319 Speaker 1: in tight knit communities where you like hold hands when 193 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 1: you pray or whatever you people used to do, uh, 194 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 1: now they like go to have people jump out and 195 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 1: like tackle them just to feel a human touch. Did 196 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,440 Speaker 1: you did you a story about the guy who like 197 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: at a haunted house over the weekend he stabbed a 198 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 1: little boy in the foot on accident. Well, I in 199 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 1: like somehow had a knife and then like I guess 200 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: something happened and the this person ended up like hitting 201 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 1: this kid in the foot with his knife. So was 202 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,520 Speaker 1: he working there or was he going through it? Um, 203 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 1: I believe it's like one of the characters, you have 204 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 1: a real knife, Yeah, and I think what they said. 205 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 1: He was scraping the knife on the ground and playing 206 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 1: around them, and my son said, ahead, I'm not afraid 207 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: your knife is fake. So the man was like, oh, 208 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 1: it's real, trust me, it's real, and that's when he 209 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 1: started poking it at his feet multiple times until he stabbed. 210 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,320 Speaker 1: And this is for real. This is definitely true. Yeah, 211 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, it's being I mean unless the report 212 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 1: because because you know, part of it is to like 213 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 1: get people so interested and thinks like now they're gonna 214 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,960 Speaker 1: go because that whole Nathan for You episode was about 215 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,440 Speaker 1: the challenge was creating a hunted how so scary that 216 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,839 Speaker 1: you get sued was like at that point in order 217 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 1: to generate interest, and so it could be along those lines, 218 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,439 Speaker 1: but it is along those lines. I've had this person 219 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 1: was given a prop where he thought was a prop, 220 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 1: and it was a really really bladed It's a fantastic 221 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 1: example too of how ship gets repeated, because like you 222 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: go to the Wikipedia page or any news outlet and 223 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 1: it just repeats what Russ mckainey says, it says there's 224 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 1: a forty person waiting list and ball and it's all 225 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 1: just like you could just say something. It's a good 226 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 1: example of that, and people trying to sue him too scary. 227 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's like because everybody who 228 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 1: comes out of it on the real walkout videos is 229 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 1: like that was a lot of fun, though it was crazy. 230 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 1: You know, they're not like I'm gonna sue you. I am. 231 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,240 Speaker 1: I have PTSD because I was assaulted, you know, which 232 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 1: is essentially like emergency like foil blanket exactly, up action 233 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:56,840 Speaker 1: movie like yes, yep, like Rose Dawson at the end 234 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:04,760 Speaker 1: of Titanic Real. What is something that you think is overrated? Diana? 235 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 1: So many things, really, I would say sheet masks, if 236 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,720 Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about, like a skin care product. 237 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,160 Speaker 1: The sheet masks that are in those little patches, grip 238 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,480 Speaker 1: it and you pull it out and you kind of 239 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,080 Speaker 1: lay it on your face and you look like a weirdo. 240 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: I hate them. I think there's like trending weight too much. 241 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 1: I think they're not useful, they drip all over you, 242 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 1: They're not fun to wear. I don't understand them. Just 243 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 1: a little bottle and do your face and let it 244 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,400 Speaker 1: quick slowly tighten over time. That's what I like to get. 245 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,440 Speaker 1: We've talked before on this show about those masks. I 246 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 1: I have pitched them as a great mask for a 247 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: stalker like slasher movie because they are truly terrifying. I've 248 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,880 Speaker 1: I've definitely been frightened by them just walking into my 249 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 1: bedroom and my wife turns around and looks, yeah, like 250 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: it really does work as a like horrifying. Like if 251 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:05,080 Speaker 1: if somebody walked in with one of those on it 252 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 1: would it would really? Yeah, you remind I vividly reminder 253 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,880 Speaker 1: of like that scene in The Cable Guy where they 254 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 1: go to medieval times and Jim Carrey puts all the 255 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 1: chicken skin on his face and he's like silence that 256 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 1: or the other one, which is what's that movie the 257 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 1: Brendan Fraser baseball movie with Albert Brooks where he's the 258 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:31,520 Speaker 1: picture the phenom or something. Yeah, And in that one, 259 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 1: there's like a scene, yeah the rookie that he actually 260 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: like he puts a tortilla on his face, and that 261 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 1: also reminds me of it, so I don't know, or 262 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 1: the Scout, it's the Scout, the scal the old Albert 263 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 1: Einste curtilla is. That's what they kind of because they're 264 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,000 Speaker 1: just kind of hanging off. They don't mold your face, 265 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,000 Speaker 1: and they look weird. When one year our theater company 266 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 1: for parade did Depression era Halloween costumes, which if you 267 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: want to go on a weird Google image search there 268 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: for there really like burlap sacks with holes in them, 269 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: so they look so terrifying. And then like a few 270 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,640 Speaker 1: months later, they were all on a plane doing one 271 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 1: of those white face masks and did a little selfie 272 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 1: and I was like, you look exactly good. Have worn 273 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,960 Speaker 1: that for Halloween? So I think exactly Halloween terrifying costume. 274 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: Right now, historical Halloween custumes just across the bord are 275 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: very frightening. But yeah, Depression era in particular, yeah, there 276 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: they remind me of. Um. They're sort of the skincare 277 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 1: equivalent of the Michael Myers mask, which is like, you know, 278 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: there's lots of like drama theory around. You know, you 279 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 1: have the the like happy mask, the sad mask, and 280 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,960 Speaker 1: then like the neutral mask, and the neutral mask allows 281 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,600 Speaker 1: you to like project whatever is inside you like onto 282 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:55,359 Speaker 1: that mask, which is why Keanu Reeves is so successful 283 00:16:55,440 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 1: is because he is a human neutral mask. But the yeah, 284 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: it's just blankness that you can put project whatever horrors 285 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,840 Speaker 1: existing your own life. But you can you can turn 286 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,480 Speaker 1: it up because they print designs on him. Now for 287 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,080 Speaker 1: more fun, you know what I mean. Like I've seen 288 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: some where it will be like a frog face or 289 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,400 Speaker 1: like a kabuki mask some ship. When I was there's 290 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 1: like all kinds of graphic ones. I think, just just 291 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,680 Speaker 1: to bring a little bit of fun to the face 292 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: mask game. Yeah that makes this sound worse. Yeah, maybe 293 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: I don't know, they get kaboky mask turned around and 294 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 1: that would be more more comfortable. I don't know. Yeah, 295 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 1: I don't think there's any way to get used to it. 296 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: I think the thing identified the most of what you 297 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,159 Speaker 1: said was when it drips, like because like you know, 298 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,399 Speaker 1: they're supposed to be hYP you know, very hydrated. But 299 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,640 Speaker 1: then I remember the last time I put one on, 300 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,359 Speaker 1: this was kept going down my neck and I was like, 301 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: I hated that feeling, and it feels awful, yes, And 302 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,800 Speaker 1: then I don't know my A lot of my skincare 303 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,719 Speaker 1: concerns are around my jawline. And then you know they 304 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,919 Speaker 1: don't mold your face. I feel like I just like 305 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: it's just hanging off and I'm just unhappy. I don't 306 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 1: feel like I'm taking care of myself at all. What 307 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:14,880 Speaker 1: is something you think is underrated? Sure? Boiled eggs, guys, boy, 308 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 1: I had too for breakfast. You don't need to fry them, 309 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: you don't need to to devil them. You just need 310 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 1: some hot water and maybe a bit of salt, some 311 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: chili sauce or something. Wow. Just I got nothing else. 312 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:35,879 Speaker 1: Just how are you? How are you applying it? Just 313 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,440 Speaker 1: on the on the smooth outside, the chili sauce. I 314 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 1: mean you take a bite, you feel the whole. What 315 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,120 Speaker 1: do you do? I'll slice it right down the middle, 316 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,399 Speaker 1: dissect it, and then I'll put some yeah, some chili 317 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 1: in there, maybe a thin slice of onion. Oh wow, 318 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 1: and then going into that yeah there. You never go 319 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,880 Speaker 1: soft boiled. Yeah, only if I'm in rush, so it's 320 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:06,440 Speaker 1: more out of okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like a 321 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,240 Speaker 1: lot of soft boiled eggs, and I kind of want 322 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 1: a similar diet as you. I usually eat like two 323 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 1: boiled eggs too, soft boiled eggs in the morning, a 324 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,760 Speaker 1: little bit of cuepy mayonnaise, Japanese mayonnaise in a little 325 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: little bit of a tear drop of soy sauce. Wow, okay, okay, yeah, 326 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,760 Speaker 1: that's how I get down. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna try 327 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 1: this tomorrow. Yeah, how are you guys transport? Do you 328 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: transport in in shell or do you transport like you 329 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,040 Speaker 1: crack it? And then but here's the thing, I think 330 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,960 Speaker 1: we're people. I I feel like I agree that the 331 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: boiled egg is thinking. So I don't want to force 332 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,879 Speaker 1: that on other people necessarily, So I just try to 333 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,159 Speaker 1: eat it almost like a vitamin. Like. I like that 334 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,479 Speaker 1: I can boil it and I can eat it so quickly, 335 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,159 Speaker 1: and that's my breakfast, right, Yeah, yeah, that's and I 336 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 1: that's what I do. I take a small bite off 337 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,240 Speaker 1: the top and create a chasm, and then I I 338 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,639 Speaker 1: give my little mannise and soy sauce in there. Then 339 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,879 Speaker 1: I eat the rest of the rest the egg and 340 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:11,439 Speaker 1: one bite. Yeah, yeah, they're so good. All right, Well, 341 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,920 Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we will be right 342 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 1: back to talking about some news. And we're back. And 343 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 1: it just feels silly to me every time we have 344 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:35,439 Speaker 1: somebody who's zooming in from in this case, Italy or 345 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,400 Speaker 1: you know, Aumi from Japan and our show is so dumb. 346 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:46,160 Speaker 1: It's just like, wow, you got the miracles of modern technology. 347 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,919 Speaker 1: And then we're like, thank you for wasting an hour 348 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,080 Speaker 1: with us. Thank you. Yeah, I just run the upfront. 349 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,640 Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Katie. I love being on this 350 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 1: is this is great. It's it's also like it feels 351 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 1: really good. I know this sounds weird, but it does 352 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,679 Speaker 1: feel really good to talk to Americans because it is. 353 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,640 Speaker 1: It is a culture shock. I do love the people here, 354 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:12,120 Speaker 1: they're very wonderful, but it is definitely culture shock. I mean, 355 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,080 Speaker 1: even amongst people who do speak English, it's still like, well, 356 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,359 Speaker 1: you know, I can be talking about like, man, you know, 357 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: they're taking horse medicine in the US, and my friends like, 358 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:28,399 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, horse horse needs medicine, right. Like I was 359 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,960 Speaker 1: explaining that to to an Italian friend of mine and 360 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,199 Speaker 1: and I was trying to speak in Italian and she 361 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 1: was like giving me this look of like I don't 362 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:38,480 Speaker 1: think you said that right in Italian. And then I 363 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,480 Speaker 1: explained it again in English and she's like, no, you 364 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,800 Speaker 1: said it right in Italian. I just don't understand what 365 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:50,000 Speaker 1: you're saying. How someone should be so in coherent with 366 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 1: their decision making. I guess we are especially good reminder 367 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 1: of America and how stupid our show is a lot 368 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 1: of that. Alright, let's talk about cyber ninjas. Speaking of 369 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:11,080 Speaker 1: stupid American things. That is what a group that UH 370 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:16,960 Speaker 1: decided to like put their own forensic analysis together despite 371 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 1: having no expertise in the area. They named themselves the 372 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 1: cyber Ninja. Like they chose that, did they? Yeah, that 373 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:29,640 Speaker 1: was given to them as far as I know. Yeah, 374 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: And they said they're six month long recount was the 375 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:40,399 Speaker 1: quote most comprehensive and complex election audit ever conducted. I 376 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,959 Speaker 1: think we all took that to me. And they were 377 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:46,400 Speaker 1: gonna like dig into the literal ones and zeros of 378 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:52,199 Speaker 1: any vote cast like or and any counting software to 379 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 1: try and argue that there was fraud. They're still kind 380 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: of doing that. But they did put together a report 381 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:05,680 Speaker 1: that they had their ultimate conclusion, and that accidentally got leaked. 382 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: And what did they find, Miles, Oh, well, the cyber 383 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 1: Ninja's even though they were breaking open machines and things 384 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,960 Speaker 1: and trying to look inside and swearing there was you know, 385 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 1: fraud in there. Turns out the analysis Joe Biden actually 386 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:26,320 Speaker 1: won by a larger margin than the county had reported. 387 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 1: He won by three hundred sixty more votes than the 388 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: Maricopa County tally did. But essentially it just affirmed the 389 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: same thing, which was that there was no fraud. Joe 390 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,080 Speaker 1: Biden won by that much, now that it was a 391 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,359 Speaker 1: razor thin margin, but Joe Biden one that there was 392 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,760 Speaker 1: nothing there. Um. Even when they asked one of the 393 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,920 Speaker 1: people who was like involved with it, like to check 394 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,280 Speaker 1: the veracity of like this leaked memo, They're like, not, yep, 395 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,640 Speaker 1: it's true, there's there There was no seems like there 396 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:58,399 Speaker 1: were no signs of widespread fraud, fraudulent votes being cast. 397 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,680 Speaker 1: And it's like, wow, I'm you know, in a way, 398 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:06,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, how could you articulate such a demonic statement 399 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 1: out loud if you're a cyber ninja to say that 400 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:14,359 Speaker 1: Joe Biden did in fact receive more votes. However, However, 401 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: because they can't, it can't just be hey, man, we 402 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 1: went through it turns out Joe Biden one, y'all, let's 403 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:24,640 Speaker 1: keep this thing moving. Cyber ninja exactly, they said, we've 404 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 1: got something. They essentially are saying that they they're alleging 405 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:35,280 Speaker 1: that they have uncovered anomalies. So stay tuned, is what 406 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:39,199 Speaker 1: they're saying now for the fifth phase of this fucking drift. 407 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:44,280 Speaker 1: You know, Donald Trump was like so so like happy, 408 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: but also like there was too much media smerroring about this. 409 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 1: This is huge news that they found all this fraud, 410 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 1: but the things like they didn't even they're still not 411 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,080 Speaker 1: saying that, even though Trump was saying, like they found fraud, 412 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,080 Speaker 1: they're very clear like there was no fraud there. We 413 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:07,120 Speaker 1: found anomalous voting patterns, And I mean that's pretty damning 414 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:11,400 Speaker 1: though considering probably they're auditing, was stuff like that beak 415 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 1: kind of looks like a T right for titan, which 416 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:19,640 Speaker 1: probably stands for Trump right right the for Doe titan. 417 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:26,400 Speaker 1: That's that's pretty like anomalous. It seems like it's going 418 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 1: to be yeah, right, you think this person voted for 419 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,080 Speaker 1: Trump for Biden. Come on, they would clearly vote for Trump. 420 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:38,159 Speaker 1: Like essentially, like we knew there was there were anomalies 421 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,679 Speaker 1: in the sense that people expected Arizona to stay Republican 422 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,800 Speaker 1: and it did not, Like that is an anomaly if 423 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 1: you look at like all the numbers across the history 424 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,520 Speaker 1: of you know, don't put them on trial so quickly. 425 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,920 Speaker 1: They let him take one out at a time. Jesus Christ, 426 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:58,760 Speaker 1: and normally just that's a fancy word for head scratcher. Yeah, 427 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,879 Speaker 1: and we found some heads scratchers and the Dan driff 428 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,280 Speaker 1: coming from that. Yeah, stay tuned, folks. We're scratching hard, 429 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,159 Speaker 1: almost as if there was a historically bad president in 430 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: office that they were voting against or something. Well, you know, 431 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,720 Speaker 1: they're still promising like lawsuits and more subpoenas and all 432 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 1: this other stuff to keep it going. But you know, 433 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: in the end, it's it's just as all people who 434 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,960 Speaker 1: are not just rabid racist knew like this has nothing 435 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,119 Speaker 1: to do with voter fraud. This was just a fucking 436 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,040 Speaker 1: charade to help keep the you know, maga faithful on 437 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 1: board with this, like just the scam. And the longer 438 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,600 Speaker 1: they continue to be like we're still looking, we're still looking, 439 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,359 Speaker 1: and things aren't necessarily like unequivocal from them, then it 440 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,800 Speaker 1: still gives them, you know, all the other people who 441 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,960 Speaker 1: are in on this ship to keep pushing the same 442 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,360 Speaker 1: nonsense and at the cost of just tearing the fabric 443 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,720 Speaker 1: of the country in thrice is that is that hate, 444 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: say that anyway, probably not. Yeah, well you know, why not. 445 00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,040 Speaker 1: It's one day. So another thing to keep an eye on, though, 446 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:05,040 Speaker 1: is a really really fucking spooky trend because they are 447 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,919 Speaker 1: these freaky motherfucker's running for the office of secretary of 448 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Speaker 1: state in a lot of battleground states. And the secretary 449 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,119 Speaker 1: of State, I mean, it's the title can be different 450 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 1: from you know, from state to state, but essentially there 451 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 1: the there, that's the office that like manages elections. Like 452 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 1: if you wanted to funk an election, Like remember Brad 453 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:27,000 Speaker 1: Rafinsberger from Georgia secretary of state there, he was a Republican, 454 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,719 Speaker 1: but he was still like unwilling to go along with 455 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,200 Speaker 1: Trump's game to find votes that were not there. Imagine 456 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,479 Speaker 1: if he were just imagine that, then we have something 457 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 1: really much more dangerous and different than what happened, even 458 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,960 Speaker 1: though he's still kind of you know, hemming and hanging 459 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,919 Speaker 1: about Joe Biden. But when you look at some of 460 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 1: the people that are running for these offices, like these 461 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 1: state offices, many of them are basically just completely have 462 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,000 Speaker 1: their heads in magaworld. According to Reuters, they interviewed nine, 463 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,359 Speaker 1: they interviewed fifteen declare Republican candidates for secretary of State 464 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,640 Speaker 1: in battleground states like Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nevada. They 465 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: found that nine of the fifteen of these people, you know, 466 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,400 Speaker 1: they're just not they're not clear on what they think 467 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 1: happened on the election. Ten of the fifteen have either 468 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,240 Speaker 1: declared the election was stolen or called by their states 469 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:24,120 Speaker 1: results to be invalidated or further investigated. So they these 470 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,600 Speaker 1: are people who are saying, like, if this would have 471 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,199 Speaker 1: happened again, if I was in office that time, I 472 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,560 Speaker 1: would have willingly rat fucked the ship out of that election. 473 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,880 Speaker 1: Two of the nine candidates that they spoke to said 474 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 1: that Biden won the election. So this is the fucking 475 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 1: This is the other phase of what's happening here is 476 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,280 Speaker 1: they really like the reason they didn't get away with 477 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: it the first time is because they don't have enough 478 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 1: stooges in those decision making positions to make the dominoes 479 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 1: fall in the order that they needed to. They are 480 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: clearly now moving for that. It is like, but clinching 481 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:01,000 Speaker 1: how close we really got to just stay a coup 482 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 1: because even like if people think like, oh, well, wouldn't 483 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,720 Speaker 1: propriety just like being proper and going along with rules 484 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,400 Speaker 1: just kind of keep people from doing this. Well, didn't 485 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 1: Pince look into every possible option to like not ratify 486 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,680 Speaker 1: the election, and he reached out to people like could 487 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: I could I do this? Like could I not? Yeah? 488 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,880 Speaker 1: Dan Quail? Dan Quails like, no, dude, you can't. You 489 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:33,480 Speaker 1: have what do you mean? We were a dan Quail 490 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:40,240 Speaker 1: piece of good advice from fucking ceasing to exist potatoes 491 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 1: fucking could have the whole country in another direction or potato. Yeah, 492 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 1: that is uh not what you want to hear. Yeah, exactly. 493 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 1: And I think that's why it's you know, while it's 494 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 1: easy to look at these like rallies that are happening. 495 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 1: We touched on that like last week about yeah, they 496 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,200 Speaker 1: had some J six justice for a political dissident prisoners 497 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,960 Speaker 1: type ship. That's not where they're that's not where the 498 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:09,000 Speaker 1: threat is. The threat is them realizing you know again, 499 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 1: it's like I hate to bring up a Jurassic Park, 500 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,000 Speaker 1: but when the raptors were testing the perimeter fences, you know, 501 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 1: that's what this last election was, and they realized it's 502 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,479 Speaker 1: like anything there were there weren't enough people in on 503 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 1: this scheme for it to fall the way it needs to, 504 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 1: and now they are very focused on electing people into 505 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,760 Speaker 1: those positions so when the opportunity comes again, they're ready. 506 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: But it's like those raptors are testing the electric fences 507 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,640 Speaker 1: while wearing shirts that are like, I'm gonna go eat 508 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,920 Speaker 1: some humans after I'm marking through this electric fence. They're 509 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,960 Speaker 1: wearing shirts that saying I am testing the perimeter fences 510 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,719 Speaker 1: to figure to begin to figure out how to escape. 511 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,960 Speaker 1: But don't worry, guys, because Chris Pratt Nancy made friends 512 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:56,520 Speaker 1: with the raptors and taught them how to work with humans. 513 00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,800 Speaker 1: So that's all you need to know is the next 514 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: storming of the Capitol will be Chris Pratt on a 515 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:10,000 Speaker 1: motorcycle with a fucking just a herd of raptors. All right, 516 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 1: let's talk briefly about another group of fat cats who 517 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 1: have had it too good for too long. And I'm talking, 518 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: of course, about the people who volunteered to be on 519 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,960 Speaker 1: school boards. Come on like that. You know, they dedicate 520 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 1: their time to help educate our children, and now they're 521 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,680 Speaker 1: going to complain that they've been subjected to being you know, 522 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 1: abused and treated like absolute ship by right wing political activists. 523 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,520 Speaker 1: Come on, I've had enough. Where is the line? I 524 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,200 Speaker 1: mean next? You know, we've seen the scenes at these 525 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 1: board meetings. They look they're just you can't even like 526 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,920 Speaker 1: if you were if you had it on mute there, 527 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,440 Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, like was their network of 528 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,760 Speaker 1: sexual predators like just like running them up in this 529 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 1: like school system. But no, they're like they're teaching our 530 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:04,240 Speaker 1: kids critical race theory, which again is for graduate students 531 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 1: and law students. It's so complex you couldn't even begin 532 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,200 Speaker 1: to fucking teach a child critical race theory even with 533 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:16,040 Speaker 1: like the most a rudimentary graphs and pictures. But again, 534 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,920 Speaker 1: we've seen this, whether it was critical race theory or masks. 535 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,120 Speaker 1: You know, there were medical professionals who have had their 536 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,600 Speaker 1: tires slashed from nearly like restating the obvious facts at 537 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,800 Speaker 1: a school board meeting around masks or vaccines. Teachers have 538 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,720 Speaker 1: been subjected to coordinated harassment campaigns for believing in teaching 539 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,840 Speaker 1: history and and we're also when we talked about earlier, 540 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 1: extremists are trying to infiltrate the school boards themselves to 541 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: try and alter the curriculum like to whatever they see fit. 542 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 1: So things are chaotic and this group that the National 543 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,320 Speaker 1: School Boards Association, who like representing like thousands of school 544 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:55,360 Speaker 1: board members, they're like asking the president to like, we 545 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,640 Speaker 1: need protection here, like this is they're they're actually effectively 546 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,400 Speaker 1: intimidating people into not doing what's right for children, purely 547 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,280 Speaker 1: because of intimidation. And they really are asking that things 548 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 1: that are including quote the classification of these heinous actions 549 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,120 Speaker 1: could be the equivalent to a form of domestic terrorism 550 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:16,280 Speaker 1: and hate crimes. And they're saying, we just we need 551 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,240 Speaker 1: help all across the board, whether that's having the FBI, 552 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,240 Speaker 1: Secret Service and like National Threat Assessment Center like give 553 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,840 Speaker 1: them resources to understand like how to like do proper 554 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,680 Speaker 1: threat assessment or examine what they say, quote examined appropriate 555 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,440 Speaker 1: enforceable actions against these crimes and acts of violence. It 556 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,160 Speaker 1: just seems like they're that there's so many avenues for 557 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,560 Speaker 1: these people to harass them that they're just like this work. 558 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 1: We're not equipped for this, Like we need someone intervened. 559 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,320 Speaker 1: I think the most absurd part of it is that 560 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 1: a lot of the people who are harassing these teachers 561 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,280 Speaker 1: from the right seem to be the same people that 562 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,360 Speaker 1: proposed as a solution to mass shootings at school, that 563 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:05,160 Speaker 1: these teachers be given guns. Yeah, and so like just 564 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 1: for their own safety, I mean the safety of these 565 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 1: idiotic monsters, they should probably choose one of those things, 566 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,040 Speaker 1: like either I'm going to keep harassing and antagonizing these 567 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 1: teachers or I want to arm them, but for your 568 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:23,279 Speaker 1: own safety, maybe not both, right, yeah, yeah like that 569 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,920 Speaker 1: if they were just like, Okay, we are going to 570 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,120 Speaker 1: go with your suggestion to arm the teachers, but only 571 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:35,160 Speaker 1: at PTA meetings. Yeah right right, yeah yeah that energy yeah, 572 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,840 Speaker 1: temporary gun license, yeah right, or they're just like or 573 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,400 Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, well we can do like uh, you know, 574 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,120 Speaker 1: trial by combat, but we'll just get like the mountain 575 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,960 Speaker 1: to represent the school boards and yeah, throw whoever you 576 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,560 Speaker 1: want at them. Parents, how about you rick with the 577 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,399 Speaker 1: flannel shirt tucked into your jeans. You want to fight 578 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 1: the mountain over Cretinori theory? Now, okay, next up, masks 579 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,760 Speaker 1: anybody else no good get ripped out by the mountain. 580 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 1: But I think, you know, this is just kind of 581 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,600 Speaker 1: that thing where it's it's hard to know, like how 582 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,759 Speaker 1: can you solve this problem because it just feels like 583 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,799 Speaker 1: this is just part of like the continuing convulsions of 584 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,359 Speaker 1: this like amorphous culture war that is existing that if 585 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,719 Speaker 1: it's not critical race theory, it's gonna be masks, and 586 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,759 Speaker 1: if it's not that, it's gonna be trans kids, and 587 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,359 Speaker 1: if it's not that, it's going to be this other 588 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: thing that there's just there's always going to find They're 589 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,560 Speaker 1: always going to find a way to keep doing this. 590 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,719 Speaker 1: So I don't know. I mean, I think maybe that's 591 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,799 Speaker 1: why they're asking like some kind of law enforcement part 592 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 1: of this, because maybe jail might dissuade some of these 593 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,680 Speaker 1: parents that are just like so hopped up on their 594 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,799 Speaker 1: privilege that maybe it's not you know, maybe it's not 595 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,080 Speaker 1: a thing that you can just slash someone's tires. I mean, 596 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,319 Speaker 1: I think it's a bit of a snake eating its 597 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,440 Speaker 1: own tail thing, because I think that the solution is 598 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,719 Speaker 1: how you educate kids, Like if you want adults that 599 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,600 Speaker 1: aren't idiotic and violent and hostile in these ignorant ways, 600 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,200 Speaker 1: it's going to start in school. And yeah, that's I 601 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,120 Speaker 1: guess part of why this UH battle is so important. 602 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,759 Speaker 1: But it also I guess it would require patients for 603 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,440 Speaker 1: some of those results to be seen, Like maybe we 604 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,880 Speaker 1: can hope that in in thirty years. If things go well, 605 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:21,320 Speaker 1: there won't be teachers trying to parents trying to fight teachers. Right, yeah, 606 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,040 Speaker 1: it's yeah, I think And that's why I think conservatives 607 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,640 Speaker 1: see just as they see the same path there. Right, 608 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,120 Speaker 1: It's like it's through the schools. It's like Steve Bannon said, 609 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,160 Speaker 1: it's through the school boards. And they know that just 610 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,279 Speaker 1: there's been this like baseline of what American education is 611 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,000 Speaker 1: and they realize it's turning out more people who would 612 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:43,160 Speaker 1: probably not vote for Republicans, and they're just like, fuck, okay, 613 00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:44,799 Speaker 1: then like we need to like we need to start 614 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,920 Speaker 1: deprogramming people as swiftly as possible to try and get 615 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,160 Speaker 1: them on board with our more autocratic, you know, fascist 616 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,520 Speaker 1: way of looking at governance. Yeah. Yeah, all right, let's 617 00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,360 Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back. M h. 618 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,799 Speaker 1: And we're back, And all right, So we heard what 619 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,680 Speaker 1: David had to say about you know, one way that 620 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:20,040 Speaker 1: we express our affection for Michael Jordan's through buying Jordan's 621 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:24,440 Speaker 1: of various origins. But you know they are things with 622 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,720 Speaker 1: giant plastic clods on the bottom of them. They're made 623 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,840 Speaker 1: from like they can't it couldn't be less organic or 624 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,200 Speaker 1: you know, I feel like most of the shoes I've 625 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:40,680 Speaker 1: ever owned are still not close to biodegrading. We but 626 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,719 Speaker 1: here we have another option that I think, Yeah, for 627 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,799 Speaker 1: the fans out there, specifically even fans of Jordan's. So 628 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:54,640 Speaker 1: someone has decided to buy his used underwear at auction. 629 00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,000 Speaker 1: They paid two thousand, seven eighty four dollars eighty four 630 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:05,120 Speaker 1: nineteen bids. Yeah, and it's a pair of boxers, So 631 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:09,040 Speaker 1: that's makes it a little less disturbing to me, I guess. 632 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,680 Speaker 1: But the company I would have valued them personally at 633 00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,600 Speaker 1: like two thousand like is what I would have been willing. 634 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,160 Speaker 1: I would have had them a thousand times more expensive. 635 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,319 Speaker 1: I think how many different pairs of shoes he wore 636 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,480 Speaker 1: on the court that they came available. This is one. 637 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,360 Speaker 1: I mean, if you're talking about exclusivity, this is a 638 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 1: great purchase one of one underwear. Yeah. I like that. 639 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,520 Speaker 1: The company that was putting the auction on said that 640 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:43,359 Speaker 1: their boxers have evidence of quote definite use. But what 641 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,840 Speaker 1: they mean to say is that they're like loose threads 642 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Speaker 1: a dry cleaning tag, like it had clearly been in 643 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,279 Speaker 1: the rotation of this man, not to say like and 644 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,480 Speaker 1: you could see his ship stains for two for two k, right, 645 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,880 Speaker 1: but this is like when I look at this, it 646 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,880 Speaker 1: really does like raise the question, like I get again, 647 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,640 Speaker 1: I'm a fan of all kinds of ship and there 648 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:08,759 Speaker 1: there's memorabilia that I dream of owning someday, but it's 649 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,920 Speaker 1: typically very directly tied to the work of the person 650 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,920 Speaker 1: or the contributions of the person that I admire. Like 651 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,080 Speaker 1: if it's Jordan's, I guess sneakers, I get Jerseys, and 652 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,000 Speaker 1: I even sucking even a half smoked cigar, like you know, 653 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,279 Speaker 1: that's still part of his like identity and you're like, 654 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,520 Speaker 1: oh sh this is like Jordan's smoked this. But the 655 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:33,120 Speaker 1: underwear so nondescript and it's and like look and if 656 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,840 Speaker 1: also like if you're kind of freaky, like do you 657 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:39,839 Speaker 1: really want them clean? Right? Like, yeah, we we had 658 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,560 Speaker 1: a at cract. We interviewed uh woman who made her 659 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,840 Speaker 1: living selling her used underwear on a Reddit. I forget 660 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,880 Speaker 1: what the what the board was called, but and yeah 661 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,919 Speaker 1: it was it was almost always, you know, much more 662 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,680 Speaker 1: valuable if it had any signs, Yeah, signs of definite 663 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,719 Speaker 1: you who would who would be the go to? Like, 664 00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,640 Speaker 1: oh man, everyone knows those underwear like maybe flavor flav 665 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:13,040 Speaker 1: or something like that. Mark Wahburke, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah 666 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,200 Speaker 1: even then like or or I get it, like if 667 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,320 Speaker 1: it's someone who's like posing in their underwear, then underwear 668 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,160 Speaker 1: makes sense. But then to me it just seems like 669 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,839 Speaker 1: I get it, like fuck it. If you're a fan, 670 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,919 Speaker 1: like you'll buy anything, but it would just be hard 671 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,040 Speaker 1: for me to look at it, like, yes, Michael Jordan 672 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,320 Speaker 1: is here, you wouldn't fake them up glass have people 673 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,160 Speaker 1: over and like, whoa, we have time. He is a hand, 674 00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,719 Speaker 1: spokes fun, just makeup, just make up, fake memorability you 675 00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,640 Speaker 1: have You're like, oh, yeah, that's that's Frederick Douglas's sock 676 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,920 Speaker 1: that I got. I was gonna say something, nobody, we're 677 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,560 Speaker 1: going back to the replicas too. I mean, when there's 678 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,000 Speaker 1: so many documentary about people faking art, faking wine, faking 679 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,719 Speaker 1: out ultra wealthy people, you you end up being on 680 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 1: the side of the forger of Like the thing you 681 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,279 Speaker 1: like is the price tag. You don't really how will 682 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,560 Speaker 1: you the skill it took to make that bag or 683 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,719 Speaker 1: those bags are churned out at such a rate there's 684 00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,839 Speaker 1: no craftsmanship anymore. And so like the underwear whatever, you're 685 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,200 Speaker 1: putting up there, You're you need like the sign thing 686 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,560 Speaker 1: this is, this was real, this was this person's thing. 687 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,680 Speaker 1: But I could also fake that. There's there's no like 688 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,440 Speaker 1: a real way unless you had a DNA testing kit 689 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,000 Speaker 1: in your home. You can have people come over and 690 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,319 Speaker 1: be like, drop it in, see whose DNA shows up, 691 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,000 Speaker 1: and they it's Jordan's. It's like the only real way, right. 692 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,280 Speaker 1: I feel like I came up with the Mark Wallberg 693 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:38,120 Speaker 1: answer too quickly that it might have impressively wrap it well. 694 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,799 Speaker 1: I have been on a pair of Marky Marks fun 695 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Speaker 1: funky bunch underpants. Funky bunch underwear. They're funky, they do 696 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:52,040 Speaker 1: bunch up, they do have signs of use. But yeah, 697 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,719 Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, like, I think, what for 698 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,080 Speaker 1: anyone you're a huge fan of what, how far away 699 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,040 Speaker 1: from the like prime memorabilia that you would want to have, 700 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,880 Speaker 1: could you see yourself getting not to say like not 701 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,200 Speaker 1: to say that you'll spend X amount of dollars, but 702 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,239 Speaker 1: at what point does something become less special to you 703 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:13,080 Speaker 1: as it relates to the object of your fandom. I 704 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,040 Speaker 1: think I'm a bad person to weigh in on this 705 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,319 Speaker 1: because I really don't get as a kid, you know, 706 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:23,279 Speaker 1: like Jordan's Gretzky, Jerry Rice, Joe Montana, these things if 707 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,839 Speaker 1: I had seen them. But as I got older, it 708 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,520 Speaker 1: feels like almost every hero you ever meet, it's just 709 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,320 Speaker 1: a person like, yeah, excuse me, I did use the 710 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,239 Speaker 1: restroom real quick, like that funk. That's disappointing. Just imagine 711 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,320 Speaker 1: them doing anything but like elevating or levitating or something. 712 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,040 Speaker 1: So you see them and it's just hard for me 713 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,680 Speaker 1: now to be a fan and has been I think 714 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,000 Speaker 1: for like since I was probably sixteen or seventeen. I 715 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,600 Speaker 1: just the idea of buying someone's thing, I don't it 716 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,000 Speaker 1: just stopped being appealing in any way. And so I apologize. 717 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,480 Speaker 1: I'm not great to wait. No, no, no, that's not 718 00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:01,200 Speaker 1: not We're all different on this earth. Yeah, Jack and 719 00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,520 Speaker 1: I are fan brained. I'm fan brained. I'm trying. I'm 720 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,480 Speaker 1: trying to think of like what I would care about 721 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,960 Speaker 1: like that it to have at that like museum level, 722 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:18,120 Speaker 1: like would be a showcase in Yeah, I want j 723 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:23,800 Speaker 1: Diller's MPC fucking production unit made donuts on like I 724 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,960 Speaker 1: would love I would have that. I'm like, look at 725 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,960 Speaker 1: that ship, like this ship the band Phoenix bought the 726 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,719 Speaker 1: bought the mixing table that made Thriller, and they paid 727 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,359 Speaker 1: a absurd amount of money for it. But it's one 728 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,120 Speaker 1: that I was like, Okay, Like that makes sense to me, 729 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:47,839 Speaker 1: you like could use that for your like profession, like 730 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:52,239 Speaker 1: the music that made the album Thriller traveled through this 731 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,479 Speaker 1: Like that is fucking dope. Yeah, And I think that's 732 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,840 Speaker 1: the I think it. For me, it has to be 733 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,560 Speaker 1: very specific. Like the second it's like, this is j 734 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,600 Speaker 1: Diller his hat that he wore, and I'm like, well, 735 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,839 Speaker 1: that's cool, right, But like for me, like I still 736 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,840 Speaker 1: I still think about things like that, like oh, that 737 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,920 Speaker 1: would be so cool to just interact with unless it's like, 738 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,759 Speaker 1: you know, the hat worn by Marky Mark, let's say 739 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,319 Speaker 1: during that photo shoot, because like then, like you can 740 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,400 Speaker 1: smell like what a sweat smelled like the time, and 741 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:30,080 Speaker 1: like it's just what a terrible person. Uh, you can 742 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,120 Speaker 1: smell the drug car that he was wearing at that time. 743 00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,680 Speaker 1: I'm guessing you can smell the blood from that man 744 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:41,719 Speaker 1: he beat up in Boston. Oh, come don't bring that up. 745 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,839 Speaker 1: That that bums jack out. That's what always says when 746 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,319 Speaker 1: I bring that up. He goes, come on, don't bump 747 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,239 Speaker 1: me out, like and he apologized that guy so u 748 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:53,120 Speaker 1: or he issued an apology that that guy's probably her 749 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,280 Speaker 1: right over here. I'm in the front row anyway, Like anyway, 750 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,919 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go kick it with the Pope of That's 751 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,080 Speaker 1: still uh one of my favorite things the Catholic Church 752 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:10,000 Speaker 1: has ever done, send the Pope to America and have 753 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,360 Speaker 1: his m C for his pope event be Marky Mark, 754 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:20,600 Speaker 1: Like wow, yeah, dog, it was in Philly. Uh it 755 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:26,640 Speaker 1: was no, no, no no, the new cool Pope so recently yeah, yeah, 756 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,600 Speaker 1: when he when Cool Pope came to America, which is 757 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,440 Speaker 1: a novel I'm working on. Yeah, he like stopped along 758 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,520 Speaker 1: the East coast, you know, he went to New York. 759 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,080 Speaker 1: I think he did Yankee Stadium. And then when he 760 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,520 Speaker 1: was in Philly, Marky Mark was the guy, which is 761 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,840 Speaker 1: weird because he's not like Boston would have made more sense, 762 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,000 Speaker 1: I think, but you know it was was he just 763 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,080 Speaker 1: like out there, He's like, what's up, Philly. I'll be 764 00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,680 Speaker 1: ready to fucking turn up. We got the one and 765 00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,480 Speaker 1: only Bishop of Robe, Vicar of Jesus Christ, the sessor 766 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,919 Speaker 1: of the Prince of Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, 767 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,360 Speaker 1: Primemate of Bitterly, Archbishop of Metropolitan of the Roman Province, 768 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,319 Speaker 1: Sovereign of the State of Vatican City, servant of the 769 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:20,960 Speaker 1: servants the Pope. He doesn't even know his name, who 770 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:26,160 Speaker 1: knows all those other descriptors. Yeah, he's a good Patholic 771 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,160 Speaker 1: to that point where he's like, I don't know that 772 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,160 Speaker 1: ship got drilled into my head of the Pope's many titles, 773 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:37,839 Speaker 1: but then I Pope, look at that fucking hat. You guys, 774 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:42,960 Speaker 1: is that new it? All right? That's gonna do it. 775 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,560 Speaker 1: For this week's weekly Zeitgeist, please like and review the show. 776 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:52,000 Speaker 1: If you like the show, uh means the world to Miles. 777 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:56,560 Speaker 1: He needs your validation, folks. I hope you're having a 778 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:02,120 Speaker 1: great weekend and I will talk to him Monday. By S.