WEBVTT - Greatest Sports Villain with Langston Kerman

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Greatest, a production of I Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, and welcome to another episode of the Greatest.

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<v Speaker 1>Quarantine is still happening. Uh, we are trapped. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say trapped. It seems harsh, but I'm joined

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<v Speaker 1>by my co host and my wife here, Megan Gaily.

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<v Speaker 1>You say co host person, I said wife and co host.

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<v Speaker 1>These are the type of nitpicky fights of Quarantine could

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<v Speaker 1>bring out of you. We are in our new Quarantine

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<v Speaker 1>podcast studio right next to our washing machines. That is

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<v Speaker 1>our laundry room. I am coming to you smashed between

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<v Speaker 1>our back door and our dryer construction next door. But

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<v Speaker 1>a man with a ponytail moved in next door and

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't feel good about it, that's all. It's

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<v Speaker 1>blonde and it's long and I and I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see his finances. Also, um, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a very special guest today. This is our first time

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<v Speaker 1>having a guest from from the phone from the beyond,

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<v Speaker 1>but it sounds pretty good. He is a dear friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You will recognize him from Insecure. Bless This Mess a

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Central half hour handsome, smart, funny. Please welcome Langston Kerman,

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<v Speaker 1>Body thank you for joining us. How how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Having just a very general question, I'm fine. One of

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<v Speaker 1>my neighbors have blonde pony tails. I'm doing great. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be happier with my circumstances. Lincon. You got married

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<v Speaker 1>in October. We got married in December. I have been

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<v Speaker 1>getting a lot of texts that are like, how are

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<v Speaker 1>the newly Lands to it? Like everyone series to think

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe one of us has killed thee. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like most most of the communication has like an under

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember not to beat your wife? All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't planning on it, but if you keep bringing

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<v Speaker 1>it up, feel like, yeah, a lot of people to

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<v Speaker 1>have been like you know that first year, it's it's hard,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, what were you going through? We've been

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<v Speaker 1>locked in a house together and and I think we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to make it. Yeah, I think we're gonna be okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that it's it's been extremely helpful to

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<v Speaker 1>have enough space that like you can separate rooms and

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<v Speaker 1>just be like, Okay, I won't see you till seven

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<v Speaker 1>and then we're good. Like then we can just be normal,

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<v Speaker 1>as opposed to if I had to just like look

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<v Speaker 1>at you all day. Some of those texts would make

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<v Speaker 1>more sense. You know what I mean, We've been we've

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<v Speaker 1>been taking time apart. We've been taking times apart. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, I mean, not gonna not to make this

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<v Speaker 1>a therapy session, but it is. It's tough. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like how do you say, how was your day? It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how my day was? Like I was about

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<v Speaker 1>to you the other day. I was like, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>quit comedy, like stand up five years ago, and I

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<v Speaker 1>came back and then up like I got I got

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<v Speaker 1>burned out on comedy. But now I'm married to a

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<v Speaker 1>stand up comedian in the shows are happening in my

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<v Speaker 1>living like you came back and then comedy died. It died.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like creeping from the grave in the most

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<v Speaker 1>annoying way possible, where she's just like what it was, Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>you were doing a show yesterday, and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear Langston how your spouse is dealing with this, But

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<v Speaker 1>like I am now criticizing Megan's energy levels per show.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh that one sounded that was that

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<v Speaker 1>like a TV taping Like she like got makeup on

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, and like yeah, I'm like, I still I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you're you're showing up for all of

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<v Speaker 1>them the same way you showed up for that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been pretty much avoiding those. Oh yeah, yeah, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your feelings on it? I I mean, I'm not mad

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<v Speaker 1>at anybody for doing it. I think it's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>cow words. Uh, it's a cowards choice to go. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>you look like an idiot when you're doing a thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you love, even in a way that isn't the

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<v Speaker 1>way we love it. But like, boy, is it uncomfortable

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<v Speaker 1>for me? And I can't bring myself to uh settle

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<v Speaker 1>into that quite yet, but I'm sure I will. Desperation exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost feel comfortable doing it because my stand up

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<v Speaker 1>has always felt like a manic breakdown. So now like

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<v Speaker 1>I am unfortunately very well suited for zoom comedy. Like well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're you're such a your style is so

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<v Speaker 1>conversational that that you can almost settle into it and

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<v Speaker 1>just be uh talking. And I think that I had

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<v Speaker 1>years of my career where I haven't heard laugh. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just look at the spring of Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>bombed more than usual, but good stuff out of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I do feel got. For me, the hardest thing is

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<v Speaker 1>actually thinking about the last couple of shows that I

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<v Speaker 1>did before Quarantine, you know what I mean, Like there

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<v Speaker 1>were those like that last run where you were just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like I went and did the Improv Lab

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<v Speaker 1>as the last show and I just got to live

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<v Speaker 1>with that till October. And that was like the early

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<v Speaker 1>advice that we would get was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna do bad shows, but there's always another say no.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say no like you're gonna you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>might learn something there, and it's just like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>might have learned something from that bad show, but then

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<v Speaker 1>there might never be a good show again. It could

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<v Speaker 1>have been the last show. Speaking of the Improv Lab,

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<v Speaker 1>you and I were in the Improv Lab when the

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<v Speaker 1>strongest earthquake that I've ever felt since living in l A.

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<v Speaker 1>How did And I remember watching the wine glasses shaking

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I cannot believe I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>die and you call me room sidekick, like so like

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<v Speaker 1>Jack had just out in a tesla and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't even seen his day. I haven't even seen

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<v Speaker 1>another man's. But we saw that tesla. We survived it. Was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a pretty scary thing and it was unbelievable

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<v Speaker 1>that that audience didn't leave. They had they had all

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<v Speaker 1>the reasons. The show was not really even going that well. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not going well. Did well? You did well? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys took some ls for me and survived an earthquake. So, Langston,

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<v Speaker 1>you are from Chicago, from Chicago Park, Illinois. Just in

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<v Speaker 1>case anybody wants to fistfight, did you go to Oak

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<v Speaker 1>Park River Forest High School? I did? How do you

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<v Speaker 1>know that so? Well? That rolled off your tongue real easy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you always like how you said it. It's like r

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<v Speaker 1>H say like that. I like to I like to

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<v Speaker 1>be in with the suburbs too, you know, lady, I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever the suburbs, and I like to keep track of

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<v Speaker 1>what Hinsdale is. Oh, I've got I've got the pulse

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<v Speaker 1>of Hinsdale. I can get somebody on the phone right

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<v Speaker 1>now that can give us a UM. You you are

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<v Speaker 1>a huge sports fan. You have like one of my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite bulls jokes. I guess so basketball jokes, Bulls jokes

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<v Speaker 1>specifically Benny the Bull joke. Mascots NBA mascots really, HI

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<v Speaker 1>love so much Seeah, it's you know, it's a hard

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<v Speaker 1>personal truth that I have to on earth that my

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<v Speaker 1>mother's former husband was Benny the bullet one point in

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<v Speaker 1>his life and uh also a very very very very

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<v Speaker 1>sick alcoholic. Both of those things can't be true apparently. Wait, so,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if I've talked to you at

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<v Speaker 1>length about this, but are you a Bulls fan? Where you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously you came up during the nineties, Bulls

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<v Speaker 1>are do you consider them your team? Yeah? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you could have been anything but a bull stand

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineties unless you were, like, you know, one

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<v Speaker 1>of those you know, I guess the Lakers kids probably

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<v Speaker 1>always just stayed Lakers kids, and the you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>Rockets had a second where like they seemed like they mattered.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, yeah, it was like I was a die

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<v Speaker 1>hard Michael Jordan's fan, and now I know he's a

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<v Speaker 1>human trash. I wonder, I wonder if he'll come up today.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I see. And that was a difficult. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this was much more challenging than I anticipated to put together.

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<v Speaker 1>We are going to be doing Greatest Villains today and

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest sports villains specifically, and maybe that first. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually was like asking c J questions in bed today,

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<v Speaker 1>being like, now, now villains, we want for someone to

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<v Speaker 1>be considered the greatest villain, They've got to have some

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<v Speaker 1>level of like this was fun. Like I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>because if it was me, we're just picking like worse person,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, I guess I gotta go with O Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>we go yeah if we don't mention that, and people

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<v Speaker 1>have a different definition as episode, but it's like as

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<v Speaker 1>an athlete, not really a villain, as a as a husband,

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<v Speaker 1>a giant villain. I love that that we just skip

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<v Speaker 1>okay and go Tim Duncan terrible man. He beats the

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<v Speaker 1>worst thing you can do. So so I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>that to define that, my choices today will be coming

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<v Speaker 1>from a place of like I don't like them, they're

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<v Speaker 1>fun to root against, and they do. They accepted that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they played the heel like it's a very we have

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<v Speaker 1>to take like a page from wrestling of like they

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<v Speaker 1>kind of know they're the villain and they're kind of

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<v Speaker 1>leaning into it in some ways. Yeah, that's I think

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<v Speaker 1>I came from a similar place of somebody who was

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<v Speaker 1>okay with taking on the position that they took on

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<v Speaker 1>and in some cases were legitimately awful people absolutely while

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<v Speaker 1>simultaneously being really but they also I think they have

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<v Speaker 1>to be winners also, which is a tough factors that

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<v Speaker 1>adds to their prominence a little bit. Yeah, I will

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<v Speaker 1>say before we get started at our list, I have

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<v Speaker 1>eight people. People are not going to say all of

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<v Speaker 1>them I as we go, I think I'll narrow it.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say they're all men. Tough to find to

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<v Speaker 1>find female sports villains. Um, there were someone like there

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<v Speaker 1>were lists. I was again it was like Diana Tarassi.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, what, No, she's like a hero. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you have the Tanya Hardings of the world. But I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, yeah, she was. She was definitely on list.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like now that that has so much distance

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<v Speaker 1>between it and I thought I Tania was such a

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<v Speaker 1>sympathetic movie. It was that um that it definitely changed

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<v Speaker 1>in I guess I never really hated her that much.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I was. I think I was a child

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm more of a Nancy for sure, But but

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<v Speaker 1>the Indiana and me feels Tanya too. Okay, Yeah, Linen,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to kick us off with your first pick?

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<v Speaker 1>As great as sports villain I do, and boy is

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<v Speaker 1>it a controversial start win in edgy folks. Uh my

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<v Speaker 1>my number three, the person who I picked is Kobe Bryant. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's ballad for sure. I mean, as a

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<v Speaker 1>basketball fan, he was who never was a Lakers fan.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the worst for everything that I loved and

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<v Speaker 1>that Sacramento team, that two thousand Sacramentos It's my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>team of all time. And so he like snatched everything

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<v Speaker 1>that I believed in away from me. Like Chris Webber

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<v Speaker 1>was my god for a very substantial period of my

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<v Speaker 1>sports loving youth, especially when he was with Tira. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, what a hero, what a what a couple,

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<v Speaker 1>what a powerhouse of a couple. But it is weird,

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<v Speaker 1>like with a lot of these villains, there are always

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<v Speaker 1>the guys who, like the league almost wanted to push

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<v Speaker 1>that narrative of Kobe and Shock and the Lakers and

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<v Speaker 1>Kobe no matter, like they were getting calls that were

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<v Speaker 1>just not correct whatsoever, Like the game was rigged. That

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<v Speaker 1>series was this, Yes, very much, it felt like they

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<v Speaker 1>had made a choice that these guys needed to be

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<v Speaker 1>the next dynasty. Uh. And I think that was a

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<v Speaker 1>point where we really felt like Dynasty's had to exist.

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<v Speaker 1>Like now I think that we get it that, like

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost the way that wrestling has changed. Were like

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, okay, it's more fun if you just have

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<v Speaker 1>a new person who's really good at the thing that

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<v Speaker 1>gets to usurp the whole like experience. But like before,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like, oh, man, we need to build a

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<v Speaker 1>way of selling revenue over and over again, and the

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<v Speaker 1>only way we can that is by making Shack and

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<v Speaker 1>Kobe the face of this lea. I also think now

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<v Speaker 1>that Kobe's gone, so many people were like, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>hated him, but we also really needed that. Like in movies,

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<v Speaker 1>you need a villain, and he was such a good

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<v Speaker 1>one because he was smiling through it, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was the best. He was so good and and

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<v Speaker 1>seemed kind of like a bit of a prick about

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<v Speaker 1>being so good, and was handsome and charming and just

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<v Speaker 1>had all of these things that you were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a perfect movie villain and like, you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the water boy can't exist. Unlet's says that mean who

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<v Speaker 1>says the R word? I mean, like it's not you

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<v Speaker 1>need that person. And Kobe was like the perfect just

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<v Speaker 1>mean like but really good at being mean without crossing

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<v Speaker 1>a line except for that one time, and like he

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<v Speaker 1>just really was was the perfect person to hate. He's

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<v Speaker 1>the first like villain person I hated as a kid

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<v Speaker 1>that I like legitimately cried over, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when he passed, it was like, ah, you meant

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<v Speaker 1>so much to me. I think too. I think if

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<v Speaker 1>he could hear that you genuinely cry being angry at

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<v Speaker 1>him as a kid, he would love that. That's like, then,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been at work because I just watched this video

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<v Speaker 1>of I think it was All Star appearance in Philly

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<v Speaker 1>where he grew up and he got booed and he

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<v Speaker 1>and like they did postgame interview with him and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, my feelings are hurt. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>that like that moment made him win those following three

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<v Speaker 1>titles after that because he has a giant chip on

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<v Speaker 1>his shoulder. He's not motivated. He wasn't motivated to like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, be good. It was like no, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to shut yeah, I want to Yeah. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>was definitely in the face snow. Yeah. Um okay, that's ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I see why you think controversial. But we were very

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<v Speaker 1>quick to jump. No. I think it's great for people

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about it in that way, especially now. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>c J, you want to give us your first pick? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my first pick? Uh. And actually it's kind of inspired Lankston.

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<v Speaker 1>You have one of my favorite bios on Twitter. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's still is this, but it's Kate

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<v Speaker 1>and my my pick is Kevin Durant And the tweet

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<v Speaker 1>or the the bio is what I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a damn about no Drake night. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a damn about no damn Drake. Yeah, because so

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<v Speaker 1>early in Katie's career, he was playing in Okay see

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<v Speaker 1>this small town new team and he made them relevant

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<v Speaker 1>and for some reason, like the persona that they gave

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<v Speaker 1>him was that Katie is nice, like he's this nice

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<v Speaker 1>small town guy. But then he was yeah, but then

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, I don't want to be nice, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's also one of the corniest dudes ever, one of

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<v Speaker 1>the best basketball players to play in the last twenty years.

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<v Speaker 1>But now and then he went to the Warriors and

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like everyone thought they were so close,

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<v Speaker 1>that thunder team was so close to being the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>team to play our greatest team ever, and he decided

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<v Speaker 1>to join them and just totally accepted that role of

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<v Speaker 1>most hated athlete. I think we liked him, at least

0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.360
<v Speaker 1>I personally liked him win that m v P speech,

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<v Speaker 1>and his mom like him and his mom are I

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<v Speaker 1>just like love their dynamic um, and so that went

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<v Speaker 1>a long way to be like, oh, what a sweetie pie.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the turn was intense. For sure, I will

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<v Speaker 1>say and I hear this, and I think these are

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<v Speaker 1>all legitimate opinions. I love Kevin Durant. I'm a big fan.

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<v Speaker 1>He's never rubbed me the wrong way. He's a nice

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<v Speaker 1>boy in my mind, and I can't get enough. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's not it's not a popular opinion. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>probably one of six people who feel that way, including

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<v Speaker 1>his mom and his brother. But I just the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing I haven't cared for is that. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>this does go to the issue of like how we

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<v Speaker 1>qualify a villain, is that he won't just be honest

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<v Speaker 1>that he did a bad thing, like just be the

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<v Speaker 1>bad guy and it'll be okay, And instead he keeps

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<v Speaker 1>trying to push against it and be like no, what,

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<v Speaker 1>why why would you be mad? At me would want everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I did something wrong. Everyone can see. It's not like

0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:23.840
<v Speaker 1>a back door deals and even bad. His attempts to

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<v Speaker 1>be back door and have the burner accounts, he got

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<v Speaker 1>caught and then he also was like, yeah, that's me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I gotta do it sometimes right, just say no,

0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:34.760
<v Speaker 1>it was corny. I did a corny thing. It's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I'm happier with with this situation instead

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<v Speaker 1>of being like whoa somebody else to dude, why didn't

0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.080
<v Speaker 1>they say to do bad? And it's like, shut up, man,

0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:50.359
<v Speaker 1>to be a nice boy. You're a nice boy. For

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<v Speaker 1>my first book. Also basketball college basketball a basketball players coach, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby that I mean. I'm from Indiana, so I grew

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<v Speaker 1>up watching the Hoosiers more. But it's like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a guy who would filip out so intensely throwing chairs.

0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:16.920
<v Speaker 1>That's an iconic meltdown. He eventually was fired or relieved

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<v Speaker 1>of his duties at IU for I believe pushing a

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<v Speaker 1>student who was not even one of his players. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like a guy on campus walked up to him, was

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<v Speaker 1>like Bobby or like something something like that. He snapped

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<v Speaker 1>in a way that like I know my dad wishes

0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:38.720
<v Speaker 1>he could, and so then he then he was relieved

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<v Speaker 1>of his duties, went to Texas Tech, still had meltdown's.

0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:44.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he it's so crazy. I think there's so

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<v Speaker 1>many fans of I you that are still mad that

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<v Speaker 1>he got fired too. Like he went back recently and

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<v Speaker 1>it was like massive ovation. They're playing Pretdue that day

0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:56.439
<v Speaker 1>and then Produe beat them at home and it was

0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:59.600
<v Speaker 1>beautiful to see. Yeah, I saw, I saw that video

0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:02.600
<v Speaker 1>and he like is too old to even yell anymore,

0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:06.000
<v Speaker 1>that he was still trying to pretend to be angry

0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:10.680
<v Speaker 1>because that's what the fans wanted. Yeah. Well, and college basketball,

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<v Speaker 1>if you think of the greats, it's Wooden and Coach

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<v Speaker 1>K and he's very even tempered. It's almost crazy that

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<v Speaker 1>Coach K was a coach underneath Bobby Knight. Like it

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<v Speaker 1>just seems they're so different to me, but very close.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Bobby Knight was like the first kind of

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<v Speaker 1>adult in charge that I remember seeing just have full

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<v Speaker 1>meltdowns as a child. Yeah, I feel like he's been

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<v Speaker 1>the inspiration for every like bad guy coach in a

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<v Speaker 1>in a movie. Because I think in your town, especially

0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Indiana or just like the Midwest, that is like the

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<v Speaker 1>default like sign of a good coach, right, yeah, if

0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:59.040
<v Speaker 1>you screen you can yet that was standard. Yeah, that's

0:19:59.040 --> 0:20:02.320
<v Speaker 1>something that like you see that poll in every single

0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:06.720
<v Speaker 1>sport happening, like do you have to be bullying your

0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:10.119
<v Speaker 1>players to get them to perform their best? And and

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<v Speaker 1>there's people that played under Bobby Knight that are like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's my favorite coach I've ever had. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's people that are like, my, I'm happy I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to see that. Okay, we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>take a quick break and we're back with our second

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<v Speaker 1>picks for the greatest sports Villains. Megan, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go maybe? Oh yeah, I get to go first.

0:20:37.840 --> 0:20:39.520
<v Speaker 1>You go back to back with your picks. But you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta fire and call this a spider. Wow, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go coach again. Listen, my honorable mention is going to

0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:55.960
<v Speaker 1>be like all owners. So coach, he's great. He's one

0:20:56.000 --> 0:21:00.280
<v Speaker 1>of the best of all time. Bill Belichick, Oh, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>he is just such a when you when you see

0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:06.879
<v Speaker 1>him being smug, when you see him not wanting to

0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:11.840
<v Speaker 1>answer reporters, and then you add in the spying and

0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:15.320
<v Speaker 1>the sort of always trying to get away with things

0:21:15.359 --> 0:21:16.600
<v Speaker 1>that you know you're not allowed to do it, but

0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:19.080
<v Speaker 1>they haven't explicitly written them in the rural book yet.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just he's a villain in the sense of he's

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<v Speaker 1>always the one winning and then is never happy or nice,

0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:31.720
<v Speaker 1>and so he's just yeah, he won't even try to present,

0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:34.720
<v Speaker 1>which also is like a character. It has to be

0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:37.280
<v Speaker 1>at this point, Yeah, it was, It has to be.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'm waiting for him to crack. I

0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:43.480
<v Speaker 1>don't think he ever had. We saw him like sitting

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<v Speaker 1>courtside at a basketball game with his with his wife,

0:21:48.640 --> 0:21:51.360
<v Speaker 1>and you know, he didn't seem like he was having

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<v Speaker 1>a great time, you know, just pretty It was three

0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:57.680
<v Speaker 1>days before the super Bowl. His wife is probably like, oh,

0:21:57.720 --> 0:21:59.400
<v Speaker 1>we're going to the super Bowl again, that's a whole week.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to do whatever he wants to do. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was his like, oh, yeah, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go out and do stuff that's not football. But all

0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:08.600
<v Speaker 1>he could think you could just read on the space

0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:13.480
<v Speaker 1>from ft away the halftime like he was. But also

0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:15.440
<v Speaker 1>that's right before the super Bowl, so it's like, yeah,

0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:19.600
<v Speaker 1>maybe some other stuff on his mind. Yeah, he may

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<v Speaker 1>throw on a Tommy Bahama and get a little loose,

0:22:22.240 --> 0:22:24.679
<v Speaker 1>and we've never seen it though, Like I feel like

0:22:24.800 --> 0:22:27.400
<v Speaker 1>I thought offseason it would be you know, we'd see

0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:30.080
<v Speaker 1>him having a few cocktails, but instead it's him like

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<v Speaker 1>scouting white white receivers in the middle of nowhere, like

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<v Speaker 1>at two am. Him and him, Him and Nick Saban

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<v Speaker 1>have the same type of vibe to me. And the

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<v Speaker 1>only reason that we even think of them as villains,

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<v Speaker 1>I think too, is because they beat people more than

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<v Speaker 1>most people didn't. Right, well, yeah, they barely lose. So

0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:52.600
<v Speaker 1>it's sort of like, Okay, not only are you unlikable,

0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:55.800
<v Speaker 1>but you're really good at whatever you're you're claiming to

0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:58.880
<v Speaker 1>be doing. Yeah, so it's like, how do I stop this? Yeah?

0:22:58.960 --> 0:23:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I did like that I'm having drama this, you know,

0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:06.440
<v Speaker 1>like he had a divorce this offseason, and I was like, yeah,

0:23:06.520 --> 0:23:09.960
<v Speaker 1>you need to just you have to handle things that

0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:12.879
<v Speaker 1>everyone else has been dealing with. But that to me

0:23:12.960 --> 0:23:16.600
<v Speaker 1>almost feels like, you know, it's like we're all comics,

0:23:16.640 --> 0:23:18.479
<v Speaker 1>you get it. It's like when you don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to cut the character off. It's like he's just doing

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<v Speaker 1>a bid, but he won't stop doing the bid. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like when comics get in that circle and they just

0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:33.000
<v Speaker 1>keep riffing. It's like, no, bro, open up, yeah, please

0:23:33.119 --> 0:23:36.440
<v Speaker 1>stop running your set. You were so mean. You made

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<v Speaker 1>a millionaire who's married to a super bottle moved to

0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Tampa Bay. Like that's or like you know, when comics

0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:48.520
<v Speaker 1>say something controversial that is not like in a joke,

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:51.560
<v Speaker 1>like no, I was just joking. It's like no, like

0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:55.320
<v Speaker 1>you don't realize, Yeah, it wasn't funny, and it's like

0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:57.200
<v Speaker 1>there was no reason for but it's like no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>my character and it's like, well, we could be humans

0:23:59.800 --> 0:24:02.760
<v Speaker 1>and consider other people. Yeah, you can take a second

0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:06.199
<v Speaker 1>to reflect before you say the meanest thing that popped

0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:12.040
<v Speaker 1>in ahead with no sort of entertainment tone in it whatsoever. Yeah, okay, links,

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<v Speaker 1>did you want to give us your second pick? All right,

0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:18.480
<v Speaker 1>well you you set me up perfectly. My second pick

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:22.720
<v Speaker 1>is that that supermodel husband who moved to Tampa Bay.

0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:26.879
<v Speaker 1>It's Tom Bray. I'm going Tom. It's a it feels

0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:30.080
<v Speaker 1>like an obvious choice. He's a he's a Trump supporter,

0:24:30.200 --> 0:24:35.399
<v Speaker 1>at least a Trump pacifist. If that's a thing, like

0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:39.560
<v Speaker 1>a classic hunk, I don't buy it, and maybe I'm wrong.

0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:43.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to be wrong about this. I'm not always

0:24:43.680 --> 0:24:49.439
<v Speaker 1>sure how handsome white men are. It's hard to judge.

0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:51.600
<v Speaker 1>And it's not because I don't think white people are

0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:54.760
<v Speaker 1>handsome or not handsome. I just can't always tell which

0:24:54.800 --> 0:25:00.680
<v Speaker 1>one you guys like. But I don't see. He looks

0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:03.120
<v Speaker 1>real weird to me in a way that I'm not

0:25:03.200 --> 0:25:05.919
<v Speaker 1>sure I know how to articulate. But he certainly has

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:10.720
<v Speaker 1>all the parts of a handsome person. But he's so smug,

0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm so proud of himself. And he tongue kisses his

0:25:14.680 --> 0:25:17.400
<v Speaker 1>son and none of us can do anything about it.

0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 1>It's just uh, And he's a winner. He's a goddamn winner,

0:25:20.800 --> 0:25:24.040
<v Speaker 1>and that's hard to fight against. Yeah, there there's something

0:25:24.080 --> 0:25:27.120
<v Speaker 1>about him I have. I share the same exact sentiment

0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:29.919
<v Speaker 1>that you have. It's like he has these eyes and

0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 1>like he's just like there are parts of a what

0:25:33.280 --> 0:25:36.240
<v Speaker 1>what people consider a handsome white guy and it's all

0:25:36.280 --> 0:25:41.359
<v Speaker 1>put together and you're just like, have one flaw about you,

0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:45.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's almost like a facial something like that

0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:48.520
<v Speaker 1>that shows us you are relatable. And that's the thing.

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:53.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like, I cannot relate to Tom Brady whatsoever. Nothing

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:56.200
<v Speaker 1>about it seems even kind of like something I could

0:25:56.560 --> 0:25:59.679
<v Speaker 1>start a chat with. Yeah, it's it's not even like

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:02.879
<v Speaker 1>he's almost like a karate kid villain, Like it's like

0:26:03.040 --> 0:26:06.000
<v Speaker 1>you just had, like you got the nicest stuff, you

0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:10.600
<v Speaker 1>got the model, like everything is just like too. I

0:26:10.640 --> 0:26:14.359
<v Speaker 1>mean he also left a pregnant girlfriend. I feel like

0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:17.880
<v Speaker 1>that that gets skimmed over. My dad brings it up all.

0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:24.800
<v Speaker 1>He's always like Bridget moynihan, I think, and it's like that, like,

0:26:27.240 --> 0:26:31.720
<v Speaker 1>oh so, just to just abandon your pregnant girlfriend for

0:26:31.880 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the most famous model in the world, It's like that's bad.

0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Well and also too, I mean, I don't know about

0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:40.960
<v Speaker 1>how you guys came up, but like I thrive on

0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:44.399
<v Speaker 1>knowing my high school bully isn't doing anything as cool

0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:47.159
<v Speaker 1>as I am. But like Tom Brady, if we went

0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:48.879
<v Speaker 1>to the same high school at the same time, he

0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:51.439
<v Speaker 1>would have been my bully. And if I knew he

0:26:51.520 --> 0:26:54.720
<v Speaker 1>went on to win as many super Bowls and Mary

0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:57.960
<v Speaker 1>a supermodel and have all these kids and Mansions's like, man,

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:01.000
<v Speaker 1>my life sucks. Like there's no right in the world.

0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:04.680
<v Speaker 1>There's no way Tom Brady wouldn't have called you something racist,

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 1>and there's no way that whatever he called you was

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:11.919
<v Speaker 1>racist enough that you could report it like it was.

0:27:11.960 --> 0:27:15.440
<v Speaker 1>He's not. He's not a dumb man, so he knows

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:18.119
<v Speaker 1>how to be a big it subtly, and that's the

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:21.800
<v Speaker 1>most dangerous ship we have because you can't do anything

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>about it. He's just passive racia. It's not even like

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:28.520
<v Speaker 1>he has there's no like passion behind you know, like

0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:31.000
<v Speaker 1>because when he got caught with the maga hat, he

0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:32.760
<v Speaker 1>just was like, look like he didn't even defend it.

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:34.280
<v Speaker 1>It's like, no, if you're gonna have a maga hat,

0:27:34.320 --> 0:27:36.480
<v Speaker 1>I want you to be like Trump is my best friend.

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:39.159
<v Speaker 1>I love like just be like, oh I didn't know

0:27:39.240 --> 0:27:41.880
<v Speaker 1>it was there. It's like, no, you're a little loser.

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>He's like he should be like he gives the second

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:50.399
<v Speaker 1>best kisses to myself, and instead he says nothing. And

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 1>then you're just like, all right, man, I don't know

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:55.680
<v Speaker 1>how to feel about any of you. He's honestly, Tom

0:27:55.720 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Brady is capitalism personified. I think he is like exactly

0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:04.240
<v Speaker 1>all the dangers of our society sort of being enacted

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:06.359
<v Speaker 1>in front of us and there's nothing we can do

0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:08.760
<v Speaker 1>about it. And it kind of seems pretty but also

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:12.240
<v Speaker 1>awful at the exact same time, he is like athletic

0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Mitch McConnell. Yeah, and I want to I want to

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 1>say before I go into my pick, but it's just

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 1>like we respect the hell out of his game. But

0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:24.960
<v Speaker 1>it's just, yeah, it's strange. I mean, we haven't done

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:30.560
<v Speaker 1>greatest quarterback yet we get a lot of hate. Yeah, okay,

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:33.880
<v Speaker 1>my pick. And I'm sorry, I lean towards a lot

0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:36.320
<v Speaker 1>of basketball here, but it's in their nickname. But the

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 1>eight nine Bad Boys Pistons. And again, it's like you

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 1>talked about how Kobe made you cry. This team Jordan

0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 1>would have had maybe eight championships if it wasn't for

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:54.240
<v Speaker 1>this team. And yeah, but just they're their physical play

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 1>in there again, acceptance of the role that they're going

0:28:57.600 --> 0:29:01.360
<v Speaker 1>to win by playing as physical as possible, and just

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:03.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, and this is the n b A. And

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:06.800
<v Speaker 1>I again, I like watch too much old basketball, but

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, man, I kind of wish we could watch

0:29:09.760 --> 0:29:12.240
<v Speaker 1>basketball as physical as this was back in the day.

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>But just like the Bad Boys Pistons just doing everything

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:20.440
<v Speaker 1>they could accept play basketball to shut down their opponents.

0:29:20.680 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 1>I do think the thirty for thirty about them was

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:27.640
<v Speaker 1>in some ways, kind of like Titania was very It

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:32.320
<v Speaker 1>just like shows their perspective and it's like, yeah, everybody

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:34.640
<v Speaker 1>was so mean to you guys, you know, and you

0:29:34.680 --> 0:29:36.680
<v Speaker 1>were just like we're in Detroit and we're just like

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:39.880
<v Speaker 1>trying to let the people of Detroit be happy about

0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:43.960
<v Speaker 1>But I think that only it also so little parts

0:29:44.640 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 1>in the grand scheme of like what it took to

0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>actually make a championship team. Bill lamb Beer was your

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 1>fourth best player. Yeah, that's a problem. He's not even

0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:58.440
<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't even make a roster in today's NBA. No.

0:29:58.640 --> 0:30:00.840
<v Speaker 1>You look at his stats and it's like what did

0:30:00.880 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 1>you do in this game? And it's like, oh, we

0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 1>don't keep records of elbows and throwing people out, you know.

0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 1>And he wasn't even good at fighting. That was the

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 1>other crazy thing, Like you were the meanest man in

0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:16.880
<v Speaker 1>the league. You were literally elbowing the biggest, toughest guys

0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:19.520
<v Speaker 1>on every team and then running away from the fight

0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 1>and letting John Sally like jump in and fix it.

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 1>It is like they had a little brother that had

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:28.960
<v Speaker 1>no shame in being dirty as well and like poking people.

0:30:29.000 --> 0:30:37.479
<v Speaker 1>And he's Grayson Allen. Yeah, Grayson Allen Is is a

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:40.160
<v Speaker 1>modern villain. For sure, he's not good enough, he hasn't

0:30:40.160 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 1>been enough irrelevant team, but he is definitely that same path.

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Grayson is such a bad name too, Like it's just

0:30:46.600 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 1>a classic, Oh you went to Duke and you're gonna

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 1>be unbearable to the day you die. It's like you're

0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:57.000
<v Speaker 1>too tall to yacht, so you'll play basketball and be

0:30:57.080 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 1>a mean, mean man to everyone around you. Let's take

0:31:00.400 --> 0:31:01.720
<v Speaker 1>one more quick break and then we'll be back with

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>their number one picks, and we're back with our number

0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:16.640
<v Speaker 1>one picks. Lankstone will end on you. Um, I guess

0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:18.960
<v Speaker 1>should I go? Should you mind? Yeah? Because I've got

0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 1>a lot of honorable mentions to get down. And again,

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:24.200
<v Speaker 1>mine is basketball, and maybe I should did a little

0:31:24.200 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>bit more research because now I'm like, man, I should

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:28.560
<v Speaker 1>have diversified this little bit. But I think the Big

0:31:28.600 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Three heat, the Lebron Way, Chris Bosh it was in

0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Miami alone. Yeah, I just think, And again it was

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:40.640
<v Speaker 1>a he accepted that role. And they came out that

0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 1>press conference like right after it was more of like

0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 1>a wrestling appearance, but they all came out were like,

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 1>we're about to win nine championships, not one, not two,

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:52.120
<v Speaker 1>not three. And just the thing is it really did

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:56.440
<v Speaker 1>the role. It amplified I think all of their games

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 1>because everyone hated them and it just made them better.

0:32:00.280 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 1>Miami feels like a really like not that the city

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:06.560
<v Speaker 1>of Miami is hateable, but you know it's it's kind

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 1>of this like flashy South Beach, Like the city, the

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 1>city is great, but the culture is hateable as Yeah,

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 1>my god. When you when they would like do the

0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:21.880
<v Speaker 1>white outs there and you would just see these slimy

0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 1>men in linen pants and their heat shirt, it was like, look,

0:32:25.760 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 1>this guy doesn't care about basketball, right, And they didn't

0:32:28.680 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 1>even go to the games before showed up. It was

0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 1>like empty arenas until he got there and then they

0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:38.120
<v Speaker 1>were like you said, they're slimy and just like covered

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:41.960
<v Speaker 1>in gold and chest hair. It's just not the wrong

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:47.160
<v Speaker 1>group owners. I don't know if this is confirmed or not,

0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:49.400
<v Speaker 1>but the rumor there was rumors that I get I

0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:51.480
<v Speaker 1>guess at the time that there was a nightclub or

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:53.920
<v Speaker 1>several nightclubs in the arena and you could see this

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:56.520
<v Speaker 1>in the games. But at halftime, obviously people would get

0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:58.720
<v Speaker 1>out of their seats, but it wouldn't be until it

0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:00.680
<v Speaker 1>would just look empty when you came back from the

0:33:00.760 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>break and it was all of like the you know,

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 1>the first ten rows, because it was all the rich

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:08.640
<v Speaker 1>people meeting with their friends at the nightclubs and having

0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 1>drinks because they did not care. But it's like you

0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:14.080
<v Speaker 1>have on the court Lebron, d Wade and Chris Bosh

0:33:14.120 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>playing for your team. I would want to watch every

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:19.920
<v Speaker 1>second of that. And that's how good they were. I

0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:27.000
<v Speaker 1>forgot about ray Allen. Yeah, yeah it was. And then

0:33:27.080 --> 0:33:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Lebron started wearing that black face mask. He leaned into

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:33.360
<v Speaker 1>it in a way that was like, Okay, you know

0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>what this is. But he's also a tough one because

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:40.360
<v Speaker 1>he as much as he's leaned into it, he also

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:43.840
<v Speaker 1>hates being hated. Yeah, and so it becomes this weird

0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 1>dance of like him acknowledging like Okay, you think I'm

0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:50.240
<v Speaker 1>the bad guy, but also please stop it. He'd like

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:52.440
<v Speaker 1>for you to be my best friend again like we

0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:55.720
<v Speaker 1>were before. I'll teach you a handshake and think about it.

0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 1>He was what like when he did that, and it's

0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:02.479
<v Speaker 1>just like, yeah, you gotta remember some of these athletes

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 1>when they make these decisions, like what were we do

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:06.720
<v Speaker 1>when we were twenty five or twenty six, like some

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:10.000
<v Speaker 1>really probably corny, bad decisions being made, and his was

0:34:10.080 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 1>just to go to a team with all of his

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:15.480
<v Speaker 1>friends in Miami. Like year old is like, I'll move

0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:17.839
<v Speaker 1>to Miami. Yeah, I was in Cleveland my whole life.

0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Like if I was moving, I definitely would have gone

0:34:20.560 --> 0:34:23.840
<v Speaker 1>to the Boys and Girls Clothes and there would have

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 1>been no charity involved. Shown up. He at least did

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:30.960
<v Speaker 1>a nice thing, did he did? And that gets overshadowed

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:33.360
<v Speaker 1>because they did a nice thing while doing a not

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:37.400
<v Speaker 1>nice thing. Right, But he is he has redeemed himself.

0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:40.040
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, my brother will agree with that pick. He

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.920
<v Speaker 1>texted this morning. I was having a tough time narrowing

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:46.080
<v Speaker 1>it down. So that brings me to my honorable mention,

0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:50.920
<v Speaker 1>UM Roger Goodell. He's he's, you know, a commission probably

0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 1>the most hated commissioner I can think of every UM

0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:58.600
<v Speaker 1>and then I feel like this is one that does

0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:01.800
<v Speaker 1>not get talked about enough. I think NASCAR has like

0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:05.680
<v Speaker 1>really good villains and fights. For some reason, most NASCAR

0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:08.520
<v Speaker 1>fans like hate Jeff Gordon. I love Jeff Gordon, um,

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:14.279
<v Speaker 1>but so a villain. I didn't want to listen, he

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 1>can read. I love it. So a villain of NASCAR

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 1>is Tony Stewart. Tony Stewart was always listen, I'll get

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 1>to it. He was always fighting with he was always poking,

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:28.240
<v Speaker 1>like he was kind of the bad boy of NASCAR.

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:33.359
<v Speaker 1>And then a very horrific tragedy he ended up killing

0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:35.920
<v Speaker 1>a man on a track. But it was like the

0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 1>same day that the Ray Rice tapes came out, so

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:42.160
<v Speaker 1>it got kind of pushed just and and like the

0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:45.239
<v Speaker 1>NASCAR I don't even think it was a NASCAR race,

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:47.760
<v Speaker 1>but they deemed that, like Tony Stuart didn't do anything

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:50.440
<v Speaker 1>wrong because the guy was walking on the track. But like, horrific.

0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:53.160
<v Speaker 1>He's the only person we're going to mention who killed

0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:58.759
<v Speaker 1>another athlete during the sport. A rod I think is

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 1>honorable mention. But I you like his like post baseball career,

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:06.000
<v Speaker 1>so he's less for me. And then well you like

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:08.719
<v Speaker 1>that he's with j Loo. I would love to be

0:36:08.840 --> 0:36:12.240
<v Speaker 1>with j Lo. Just you're just saying there is no career.

0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:14.520
<v Speaker 1>He just kind of stands next to j Lo and

0:36:14.600 --> 0:36:17.239
<v Speaker 1>she does. And I love that because you're like the

0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:20.160
<v Speaker 1>king of baseball and then post career you have to

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:23.840
<v Speaker 1>stand behind the most powerful woman on the planet. And

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.080
<v Speaker 1>it's just funny to see a dude figure that out

0:36:26.080 --> 0:36:28.120
<v Speaker 1>because we all have been there. Yea, so maybe that's

0:36:28.200 --> 0:36:32.360
<v Speaker 1>my camera and your stomach. I like, I like a

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:35.800
<v Speaker 1>rod holding j Loo's purse. Um, this is my holy

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:41.600
<v Speaker 1>grail of terrible owners. Donald Stirling. Yes, okay, you're a villain, sir,

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:47.440
<v Speaker 1>bad person. That's why these are bad people. Dan Snyder,

0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I hate you. You are bad. No one likes you.

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:55.600
<v Speaker 1>And change the name. And then James Dolan, with every

0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:58.160
<v Speaker 1>single fan of your team, wants you to sell them

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:01.239
<v Speaker 1>you are a villain. Okay. And so now that those

0:37:01.280 --> 0:37:03.239
<v Speaker 1>were these are all the men I hate. And I'm

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:05.040
<v Speaker 1>really glad I was able to get that off my chest.

0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:15.440
<v Speaker 1>And my number one greatest villain is Barry Bonds. I listen.

0:37:15.920 --> 0:37:21.839
<v Speaker 1>He is obviously amazing. He's a incredible baseball player. If

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:25.240
<v Speaker 1>we knew none of what we knew, absolutely first ballot

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Hall of Famer. It is hard to find someone who

0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 1>says anything nice about him. Refresh me what he what

0:37:33.480 --> 0:37:35.759
<v Speaker 1>we know? When you say what we knew? I mean

0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I think we know that he used to not look

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 1>how then he looked? He took yeah, he took he

0:37:44.040 --> 0:37:47.920
<v Speaker 1>took all this stuff and then and then broke records

0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 1>and and then has also in a Kevin Durant type way,

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 1>but like I don't know what you're talking about, and

0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:59.760
<v Speaker 1>it's like we all everybody knows, um, you know, Congress

0:37:59.800 --> 0:38:03.279
<v Speaker 1>got involved. So yeah, I mean, I think the weird

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:05.640
<v Speaker 1>thing with all those guys is none of them will

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:09.359
<v Speaker 1>admit to it. Like there there hasn't been one that's

0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 1>just been like Sammy Suzli tried to change his face

0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:19.440
<v Speaker 1>just to avoid having this conversation, only like baseball villain

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 1>that's ever been like yeah I did do that, and

0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:25.280
<v Speaker 1>it's and we're like, okay, well you are banished from society.

0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 1>And and then there's all of these men with giant

0:38:28.719 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 1>necks that are like, I don't know what you're talking about.

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 1>You know, you know what I'm waiting for in this

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:36.120
<v Speaker 1>whole thing is I want the players who also took

0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:39.719
<v Speaker 1>all those drugs, who didn't break the records, were like, man,

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I took it, and it's still tough to hit as

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:45.359
<v Speaker 1>many homers, Like we gotta give them their records. It's

0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 1>just it's not for everybody, you know. It just made

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:53.840
<v Speaker 1>me run slower. Those are the people I need to

0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 1>stand up right now to correct some of the sports history. Yeah,

0:38:57.280 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 1>and I think that seems to be at least And

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:03.880
<v Speaker 1>again I don't know how true any of this stuff is,

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<v Speaker 1>but that seems to be part of why they don't

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<v Speaker 1>admit to it is because everybody's doing it. Yeah, it's

0:39:09.239 --> 0:39:12.200
<v Speaker 1>just some of them are actually benefiting from it and

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:14.399
<v Speaker 1>some of them aren't. So it's like, well, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go down, I'm not going to be the only one,

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 1>so I'll just not say anything that can Sacho book

0:39:19.840 --> 0:39:23.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of echoed all of that, and so I think

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:26.840
<v Speaker 1>within the sport he's kind of looked at as a villain,

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<v Speaker 1>but then he's you know, he's more of a dumbass

0:39:30.000 --> 0:39:32.840
<v Speaker 1>than a villain. Yeah. And then like he's been on reality,

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 1>like he has a very strange sort of like career path.

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I would love to talk to his manager, which is

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:43.240
<v Speaker 1>him and and then Barry Barry, it's like he retired

0:39:43.320 --> 0:39:46.279
<v Speaker 1>and then that's it, you know. Like I also, you

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 1>don't really ever hear people say nice things about him

0:39:49.560 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 1>that were like teammates, like it just when you say

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Barry Bonds. Now it's not like oh, what an amazing

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:57.600
<v Speaker 1>baseball player. It's like he took steroids and then like

0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 1>robbed records. I yeah, yeah, his name now has a

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:07.040
<v Speaker 1>negative connotation. How fair that is, I don't know. But

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:10.759
<v Speaker 1>he is like an athlete that you can point at

0:40:11.000 --> 0:40:14.400
<v Speaker 1>and go, oh, their legacy is tainted forever. Well he's

0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:17.760
<v Speaker 1>he's a weird one because he was so good without

0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:20.800
<v Speaker 1>the drugs, and then you do the drugs and you

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:24.120
<v Speaker 1>make it so that these records are like unbeatable forever,

0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:27.600
<v Speaker 1>but also have the asterix. So it's like, okay, well

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:30.400
<v Speaker 1>you made the sport not fun, like you changed the

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<v Speaker 1>way the game is going to always be seen because

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<v Speaker 1>of your choice. Well, Langston, we come to your final pick.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your greatest sports villain? Uh? Well, like Megan,

0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 1>I was really struggling to think of of a real

0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:48.400
<v Speaker 1>choice that that felt right. I at one point was

0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:54.400
<v Speaker 1>considering a Patrick Beverley, who just is like the personification

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:57.719
<v Speaker 1>of everything that is antagonizing in the NBA. There's the

0:40:57.800 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Rudy Gobert move growin basketball forever. So maybe uh doesn't

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:08.879
<v Speaker 1>like you, so you certainly can't be a good man.

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh And yeah, so I ended in my mind and

0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.360
<v Speaker 1>I had to be honest, and this sort of crosses

0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:19.720
<v Speaker 1>over with one of your picks, c J. Dennis Rodman

0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:24.960
<v Speaker 1>feels like the ultimate sports villain. And granted he was

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:27.480
<v Speaker 1>the first pair of sneakers I ever bought was a

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:31.279
<v Speaker 1>pair of Dennis Rodman shoes. Uh. And he was my

0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:34.360
<v Speaker 1>hero growing up. I thought he was the coolest, weirdest

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>dude to ever exist. But when people hated him, I

0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:45.120
<v Speaker 1>understood why. He was just an ultimate bad boy, mean

0:41:45.280 --> 0:41:49.239
<v Speaker 1>guy bully who happened to be like so good at

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 1>rebounding in defense and you couldn't do anything about it. Yeah,

0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:58.600
<v Speaker 1>and he is so fascinating because as as he got

0:41:58.880 --> 0:42:01.520
<v Speaker 1>like in more off trouble or was a bad boy,

0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 1>the better he was. And so that's what I really

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 1>think he is a villain because he's like, yeah, I

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:09.080
<v Speaker 1>can do all this stuff and it's not gonna distract

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 1>me from continuing to beat your guys team, which I

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.799
<v Speaker 1>think is like such a trend and all the people

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 1>that we've been talking about. Yes, and now he's like

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 1>aligned with North Korean. He I saw him within the

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 1>last two years. He was at the comedy store and

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 1>it was it was not a good way what was

0:42:28.200 --> 0:42:31.680
<v Speaker 1>he doing at the comedy store. He was watching comedy

0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:35.800
<v Speaker 1>with two hookers. I mean, what do you and like,

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:40.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what do you think he was doing? I

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know, stand up has gotten weird. No, he definitely

0:42:43.080 --> 0:42:45.279
<v Speaker 1>got on stage in the belly room at one point

0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:51.200
<v Speaker 1>during Gross Battle and just started screaming about how he

0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:54.440
<v Speaker 1>likes to have sex with white women. And then he

0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:58.040
<v Speaker 1>and then I follow like I was just like it was.

0:42:58.160 --> 0:43:00.760
<v Speaker 1>It just was like, oh God, and then he almost

0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:03.279
<v Speaker 1>got hit in the middle of Sunset Boulevard and a

0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 1>hooker saved him. You know, so it's like money well spent.

0:43:08.840 --> 0:43:13.360
<v Speaker 1>That's why you pay for the good hookers. It almost

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:17.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, you were pretending like you this is

0:43:18.560 --> 0:43:21.759
<v Speaker 1>you are, You're just you're on a wild journey. No,

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:24.759
<v Speaker 1>there was like all those years where like you would

0:43:24.800 --> 0:43:27.719
<v Speaker 1>hear stories about how Michael Jordan's couldn't even stand being

0:43:27.760 --> 0:43:30.200
<v Speaker 1>in a room with them, But so they were so

0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:33.560
<v Speaker 1>good together in terms of like basketball, that it just

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:36.520
<v Speaker 1>they had to make it work kind of thing. How

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:39.439
<v Speaker 1>excited are you for that the last dance doc coming out.

0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:42.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm really excited. I think it's gonna I think it's

0:43:42.320 --> 0:43:44.239
<v Speaker 1>gonna be fun. I don't think it's gonna be quite

0:43:44.280 --> 0:43:47.360
<v Speaker 1>as honest as we all wanted to be because Jordans

0:43:47.360 --> 0:43:49.719
<v Speaker 1>had to sign off on it. But I do think

0:43:49.760 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 1>that it's going to be a little more transparent. I

0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 1>think Jordan's now understands, at least for the first time

0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:59.680
<v Speaker 1>in his life, that he is a more complicated anti hero.

0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:03.759
<v Speaker 1>It is like an untouchable god, and so it is

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:06.160
<v Speaker 1>going to show a lot more of him being like

0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:10.880
<v Speaker 1>mean to a sweet Steve Kerr and Judd Bustler and

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:14.239
<v Speaker 1>like yelling and you know what I mean, smoking cigars

0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:18.040
<v Speaker 1>instead of like exercising and stuff like that. So, yeah,

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited it's gonna be good. I wonder how much

0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:23.000
<v Speaker 1>it's going to get into him as a dad. There's

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:25.560
<v Speaker 1>also a there's gonna be a whole episode. Maybe that's

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:27.879
<v Speaker 1>when you come back Linkston, when we just dive into

0:44:27.960 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 1>the complications of Michael Jordan's great complicated person. Please let's

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:38.560
<v Speaker 1>go into some conspiracy theories. Let's get messy. There's always

0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 1>that's always a fun path about the flu game recently,

0:44:42.239 --> 0:44:44.879
<v Speaker 1>and god, my mentions have not stopped with people tell

0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 1>me it's a hangover game. It's this, It's it's just like,

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I'm a comedian, just trying to make

0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 1>a joke on a tweet. As a comedian, we know,

0:44:53.320 --> 0:44:59.880
<v Speaker 1>performing hungover very difficult. It is. It is maybe harder

0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 1>than the flute. Yeah, because no one has sympathy for you,

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:06.400
<v Speaker 1>and you don't have sympathy for you. You know, you

0:45:06.520 --> 0:45:09.440
<v Speaker 1>made a mistake and you have to fight through that

0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:13.359
<v Speaker 1>that on your own. Yeah. Um, Langston, thank you so much.

0:45:13.480 --> 0:45:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything that we can plug for you? Some

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<v Speaker 1>handles and yeah, what's your twin? Where can people follow you?

0:45:20.120 --> 0:45:23.040
<v Speaker 1>And maybe some past projects if nothing upcoming is Oh yeah,

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:28.720
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0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:43.319
<v Speaker 1>have an album that came out it's very very funny.

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:46.440
<v Speaker 1>And I have an album on like Spotify and iTunes

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<v Speaker 1>that called Light Skinned Feelings. Yes, thanks, and we love

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