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Speaker 1: Boys and girls. My name is Ty Hildebrand, joining me

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Speaker 1: as always over there in New York City. My man

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Speaker 1: Dan Rubinstein, Sir, how are you Ty?

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Speaker 2: I am ready to shed some virtual poundage. Yeah, buddy,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready for this show. So we teased this show

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Speaker 1: on Twitter. I tease this show on Twitter. It's something

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Speaker 1: that we've been working on for what two two and

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Speaker 1: novel concept. It truly is peak off season Solid Verbal

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Speaker 1: MM hm. The only time of year you're ever going

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Speaker 1: got a little something special for all y'all this evening. Dan,

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Speaker 1: Perhaps you have heard of a show called Tidying Up

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Speaker 1: with Marie Condo on Netflix. Mari Condo, Yes, it is

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Speaker 1: all the rage right now. It's Netflix original stars Marie Kondo.

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Speaker 1: She's a four foot seven, tiny Japanese woman who teaches

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Speaker 1: people what she calls the kN Mari method of decluttering

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Speaker 1: their houses. Really, it's a show about life. It's not

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Speaker 1: really really got into this with all italics, really got

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Speaker 1: Mama h got Uncle Joe Colaruso into it. This is

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Speaker 1: my family. So I started thinking, Daniel, can we apply

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Speaker 1: the kN Mari method to the Solid Verbal podcast?

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Speaker 2: Can we declutter the virtual college football house that we

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Speaker 1: As it is now.

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Speaker 2: April, early April April fourth, we're recording this right and

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Speaker 2: it's their spring practice, so we're sort of rebooting and

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Speaker 2: refreshing our brains for not just the off season, but

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Speaker 1: So here is the way that the method works. The

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Speaker 1: so that's what we're gonna do here today. We're going

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Speaker 1: You absolutely are. It's still sparks joy. So I play

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Speaker 2: So we're selecting items as we rampage and ransack this

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Speaker 2: Otherwise we're donating it to the great college football beyond

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Speaker 2: thanking it for all that it has done for us,

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Speaker 2: Do what we should stomp through this house, TI, We've

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Speaker 2: with Oh gosh, okay, let's start with I've got this

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Speaker 2: My pappy's grandpappy was the one who originally had it,

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Speaker 2: and it's just been passed down from Rubenstein to Rubinstein.

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Speaker 2: I am making fun of elderly Notre Dame fans. Sparks

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Speaker 1: But what forever? What is our rule here on sparking joy?

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Speaker 1: So it's this constant seesaw that I've been on over

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Speaker 2: In your darker moments, you will retreat to your closet

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Speaker 1: Dcha T shirt Jersey still sparks joy. Okay, but the

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna thank it, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: We'll give it one final play here this little music box.

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Speaker 2: Does this mean officially you will be down on TCU

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Speaker 2: looking at this Jim Harbaugh backyard trampoline, and I say

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Speaker 1: Do you think trampolines are a good idea?

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Speaker 2: I think trampolines when you are caught up in the

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Speaker 2: You can bounce people who are sitting others. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: For me, trampolines are a bad idea, man, I'm telling you,

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Speaker 1: Jim Harbaugh is a fully bad idea.

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Speaker 2: But I think there's something inevitably dark about the trampoline experience.

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Speaker 1: That's right. So I was gonna I was gonna go

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Speaker 2: So does this theme mean that you don't want Texas

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Speaker 1: The answer to all of your questions is no, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Dan, No, absolutely not. I think it's time to thank

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Speaker 2: It's dependable. It's dependable. What's better than a crisp fall walk, ty,

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Speaker 1: Do we want to keep this around? First off, I

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Speaker 2: Next, let's go to Oh. I like this one Florida

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Speaker 1: I do.

431
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 2: A bird feeder when it's working properly, attracts birds, feeds birds,

432
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 2: gives them a sanctuary, a place to sort of relax

433
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:44,719
Speaker 2: develop as birds. You know how people talk, really develop

434
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 2: their song.

435
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 1: They stop buy for some multiplication table shirt.

436
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. The Florida State bird feeder is a nightmare. It's

437
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 2: leaking seed, it's never filled, the walls are collapsing, it's

438
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 2: never fit. You think a bird is going to come,

439
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: and then the bird just flies over to the North

440
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 2: Carolina bird feeder. It's it's something that I thought was

441
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 2: going to be a really good idea. I thought, Man,

442
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 2: this bird feeder is going to attract so many quality

443
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: birds to my backyard and it's really going to be

444
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 2: the centerpiece of this this area.

445
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: Of my house. And all you got were squirrels.

446
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 2: Got a lot of squirrels, a lot of pets. It's

447
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,479
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of holes in the bird house.

448
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 2: I just the construction of the bird feeder and the

449
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: bird house on my part was shoddy. And I think

450
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 2: it's oh, you built cut bait. I built the bird house.

451
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 2: Who you know with the Florida State instruction structure, manual

452
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 2: and really thought I was going to do a good job,

453
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: but it seemed like an I got a lot of

454
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,479
Speaker 2: great birds nearby, it should be nothing to get them

455
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: into my backyard, and it's just been a nightmare so far.

456
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 1: Time. Do you have a big backyard in Brooklyn? Huge? Uncommon? Uncommon?

457
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: But the idea was sound.

458
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 2: I stand by the idea, but my execution, I think

459
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 2: has been problematic, and I just am going to go

460
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 2: a different direction.

461
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: So if I understand correctly, you are, I'm going to

462
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: thank myself. You are taking responsibility for the struggles I am,

463
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: the trials and tribulations of the Florida State bird feeder.

464
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 2: Does that mean a new bird house could be a

465
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 2: good fresh start.

466
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 1: I don't know.

467
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, but this one is not working out

468
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 2: so far from me, and so that's my fault.

469
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm moving on. I want to go to I haven't

470
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: played with these in forever. Listen to this? Are you listening?

471
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 1: Can you hear? I'm listening? Wow? That is my Alex

472
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: hornybrook A limited edition series of pop guns. Okay, I

473
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: got these. I got these from an adoring Wisconsin fan

474
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: many moons ago. As you know, I've got this thing

475
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: for pop gun arms in you do college football and

476
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: it goes almost the original. The original was Bryant Monies

477
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 1: from Hawaii.

478
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 2: Okay, I was gonna say Timmy Chang, but I got

479
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 2: the wrong Hawaii quarterback.

480
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like Bryant Mooney. And I'm not disparaging any

481
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: of these guys. They played college quarterback. I did not,

482
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,479
Speaker 1: so they've already got that on me. But you know,

483
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: the style of the game's a little bit different when

484
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: you got a guy like a Bryant Monies just doesn't

485
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: doesn't really throw with a high rate of velocity. Okay,

486
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: I think he had a Heisman campaign. He may have.

487
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty eleven was a bad quarterback.

488
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: Just didn't throw the ball very hard. How to angle

489
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: it up to get it out? Okay?

490
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's on your all pop pop gun arm team?

491
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Brian Maees is on Rushmore. Okay, he's up

492
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: there on a personal level. Tommy Reevees is at least

493
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: in the conversation. You could probably put Trace mc sorely

494
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: in that conversation as well. Have Horny for Hornybrook. I've

495
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 1: got Hornybrook here. I would probably need some time to

496
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: really put together a comprehensive list, but I'm willing to

497
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: do that because this is something I'm passionate about.

498
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 2: Also, just tweet us or email us about who your

499
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 2: favorite pop gun and like, this is to be clear,

500
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 2: they're successful despite not having a lot of arm strength.

501
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is.

502
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: It's it's playing a football video game or any sports

503
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,719
Speaker 2: video game when like the health level is in the

504
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 2: red and there you have no more turbo kind of thing.

505
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: Right, Like, I don't think Tim Tebow would quite fit

506
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: into this count.

507
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: He's enough army. He's had a weird, weird motion.

508
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, hercuy jerky motion, and he was very inaccurate. But

509
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm talking about someone who just doesn't throw it very

510
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: hard but still ends up being somewhat successful. You can

511
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: make a case for Ian book right now out notre

512
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: game obviously very successful. Kellen Moore. Kellen Moore, Yes, probably

513
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: in a pretty good arm He was.

514
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 2: More anticipatory, so he wasn't gunning it in somewhere.

515
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are a lot of quarterbacks who rely on

516
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: timing based roots to have success at the college level.

517
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: This was given to me in an ironic sense because

518
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: I've long had fascination fascination with the pop gun arm. Kink.

519
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 2: Can I go as far as saying, kink.

520
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: Sure if you want. It's uncomfortable, I'm grimacing, but yeah.

521
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: College, I mean, we did a hot and bothered episode.

522
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: We did, we did. I'm just never really that into

523
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: the pop gun arm. I think it's time I let

524
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: this go as well, because, as we saw with Trace

525
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: last year, as we saw with Ian Book last year,

526
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: as we've seen time in again with college quarterbacks, having

527
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: a pop gun arm does not necessarily make you a

528
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: losing and or ineffective quarterback, right. It might not make

529
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: you an NFL prospect, But then again, we don't do

530
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: an NFL show, right, and largely we don't really give

531
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: a d NFL the NFL on a college football show.

532
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: So I am willing to take these pop gos more

533
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: pop on the Alex Mornybrook Limited Edition pop Gun. I

534
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: want to take it and throw it out the window here,

535
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: donate it to a kid looking for a Christmas toy.

536
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: But I think it's had its run with me.

537
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: I'm going through all these teams. I don't know who

538
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 2: I would I gotta go. I think about this. I

539
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: have to think about my pop gun arm rankings.

540
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: Listen if you give me the weekend dog, I can

541
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: come back with a full on pop gun Google doc

542
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: Jake Browning.

543
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 2: Okay, even an okay arm. I think you have good ones.

544
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 2: Give it some thought and nobody with the yips. You

545
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: can't say stave no, okay, no, yes, that's different.

546
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: Help me out. That's solid verbal. Let me know all

547
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: pop gun arm hall of fame.

548
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 2: Weak yet successful throwers.

549
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: Yes, where are we going next? Dan? Let me all right?

550
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: You ever open up that kitchen drawer? You know how

551
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: it's like, why do we have eight scissors in here? Right?

552
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: Well, here's here's the James Franklin egg timer. Okay, so

553
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: why did we have this to begin with? That's a

554
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 2: good question you. I mean, when you're setting up a kitchen,

555
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 2: you need to have the essentials right. And I know

556
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 2: most ovens have built in timers. You can use the microwave.

557
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: But sometimes you want to fall back of old analog technology.

558
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: Let's get rid of it. Let's just this is taking

559
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 2: up room. It doesn't we have we have stop watches

560
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 2: on our phones. I think it's time to get over

561
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 2: relying on James Franklin and timing anything correctly to make properly. Yeah,

562
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 2: this is taking up way too much room in the drawer.

563
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 2: Now I can't I can't see from here what it

564
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: looks like. Is it branded James Franklin? Oh, his head

565
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: is on it for really, Yes, and it has like

566
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 2: his signature.

567
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, hmmm. It's cruel that they would even make this

568
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: given his end of game awareness.

569
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 2: Almost ironic tie a little bit. Yeah, let's get rid

570
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 2: of it.

571
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: Let's just ditch it.

572
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 2: We're tossing a lot out here. Yeah, this feels very healthy.

573
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: Give me somebody you have next, give me something else,

574
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: Go ahead.

575
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna go with. Oh, this one's tough.

576
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 2: This is tough for me because there's a usefulness to

577
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: it that is for me going to be hard to

578
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: part ways with. The Mark d Antonio crate of tangled

579
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: digital cables.

580
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have so. I had my eye on this too.

581
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: You want to get rid of the whole crate.

582
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 2: Well, I just need to go through it and figure

583
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 2: out what's actually working, because there's a lot of use

584
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: in the defensive cables, but they're tangled with everything.

585
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: You've got and that freighted lightning cable that I think

586
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: will still deliver power but might give you a shock.

587
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 2: There's a lot of problematic offensive cables in here. There's

588
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: a lot of FireWire, and I don't think FireWire is

589
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 2: coming back.

590
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: No, and I.

591
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 2: Should get rid of it much in the way that

592
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: this coaching staff on offense should be overhauled. But I

593
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 2: just at some point I'm gonna say to myself, well,

594
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 2: maybe Tis Mixer has FireWire and I should bring it

595
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: on the road. He'll ask me to bring it on

596
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: the road, and it would be awful if I get

597
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 2: rid of it. And we can't find a fire Why

598
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 2: we can't find a radio shack or a best Buy

599
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: in still Water, Oklahoma. I just it's hard for me

600
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 2: to part with because it has brought me.

601
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: So much use. It's almost metaphorical.

602
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 2: Do you have a crate of tangled digital cabs? Do

603
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 2: I have like eight crates?

604
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is the likelihood on a scale of one

605
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: to ten that you will or are willing to go

606
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: through that create and actually throw any of those cables out?

607
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 2: It's tough for me personally. It's like a four. I

608
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 2: know I should, and sometimes I find myself needing certain

609
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 2: cables that I know I probably have micro USB that

610
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 2: kind of thing, but I just have it for the

611
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 2: like just in case moments. And I know by going

612
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: through it, I'm going to ruin the future for myself.

613
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: So when I was moving in here, I went through

614
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: my house and I found one of those old cables

615
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: for an Iomega zip drive. You remember that? Oh? Yeah,

616
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: of course? And I couldn't bring myself to get rid

617
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: of it. Really, what if I need to use it? Yeah?

618
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: What could you possibly? I don't know nothing nothing. I

619
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: don't even know where the zip drive is. Che can't

620
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: get rid of old cables.

621
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: Get rid of it, get rid of these this offensive

622
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: coaching staff. I'm out until Michigan State gets rid of

623
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 2: this coaching staff. I don't care about Rocky Lombardi. I

624
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 2: don't care about any of this update or suffer the

625
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 2: consequences of me not caring that much, me not believing

626
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 2: in you.

627
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on next. Let's rummage through here

628
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: and see what we can find. Okay, here we go,

629
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's go to our Gus mals On

630
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: commemorative hour glass dand ooh, okay, here is what I

631
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 1: love about this hour glass.

632
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,720
Speaker 2: Doesn't take up a lot of room.

633
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: Doesn't take a lot of room, doesn't collect a lot

634
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: of dust. Cost one million dollars, cost one million dollars. Yeah.

635
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: What I love about this hour glass, Dan, is there

636
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: is infinite sand in the top chamber, A million dollar

637
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: hour glass that never actually runs out of the sand.

638
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 2: Okay, the time's never up. The time is never up.

639
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 2: No matter how much it looks like the the grains

640
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 2: are going to start making their way down, always finds

641
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 2: a way to just stop and exist.

642
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: A million dollar hourglass here. So are you?

643
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: Does it bring you joy that Gus mals On is

644
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 2: somehow able to cheat time time after time.

645
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: I think it's a question akin to is Texas back? Really?

646
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: I just enjoy the fact that we find ourselves in

647
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: this situation every year where you like the unease? Is

648
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: his time going to be up? Right? No, they're gonna

649
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 1: win ten games, Gus Belzan is safe. No, they're gonna

650
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: win seven games like six and seven. This constant push

651
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: pull is what keeps me coming back for more. While

652
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna say this sparks joy. Never getting rid

653
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: of this. I like it.

654
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a nice mantlepiece, a conversation piece. All Right,

655
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: this one's gonna be rough for me because as we

656
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 2: go out into the garage. I still have this. It's

657
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 2: a dusty crate of mary Kay and Herbal Life products

658
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: with a with each of them having a big old

659
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 2: Oregon o on them. Got a lot of recruiting involved,

660
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 2: We got a lot of flash and salesmanship and whether

661
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: or not these products are going to get me the

662
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: riches that I would like to have, And so there's

663
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: definitely somebody at top of pyramid. I was gonna say

664
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 2: possible pyramid scheme, not even possible for sure. And it's

665
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 2: a matter of can I flip this into results. I

666
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 2: think I can make a decent living with all these

667
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 2: mary Kay and Herbal Life products. Decent living, but in

668
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 2: terms of becoming wealthy, I don't know. I need more

669
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 2: than salesmanship and recruiting. I need to see results, and

670
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: I just I can't in good conscience say I'm seeing results.

671
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 2: Yet I'm gonna give it more time. I'm gonna let

672
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: this crate hang around. I'm gonna dust it off, but

673
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 2: I'm not optimistic, but I'm giving it a little more time.

674
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: It sparks enough joy in me that I'm going to

675
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 2: try to keep recruiting and see.

676
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: Where that gets me. Okay, fair enough.

677
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 2: I feel a little bit icky though, Ichy, that's okay, okay,

678
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: lots of colors with all the Mary Kay stuff.

679
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: Let's stay out west, Okay. We actually have something that

680
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: might be worth a lot bit of money here. What

681
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: do we have? It is not this podcast, as you

682
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: know now. We have a first edition an original manuscript

683
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: of Art of the Deal by Larry Scott. Oh eugh,

684
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: Larry Scott wrote the original manuscrit. So Larry Scott. I

685
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: didn't know this about him, but Larry Scott was formerly

686
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: a professional tennis player. He was and I think ran

687
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: the WTA, ran the WTA for a while, got up

688
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 1: to I think sixty ninth in the world I saw

689
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: as a doubles tennis player, which is a little okay,

690
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: pretty good. Something like two hundred and tenth was his

691
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: highest rating as a singles player.

692
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,439
Speaker 2: What are the big cornerstone elements of Larry Scott's Guide

693
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 2: to Succeeding in the Business of Conference or is chapter

694
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 2: three look like one of those sample Microsoft Publisher pages

695
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 2: with just a bunch of digits and letters as just

696
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 2: fill in.

697
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: I never figured out why it has Laura Mipsom in here.

698
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: A lot of Laura ipsom and why the remember the

699
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: little paper clip guy from the old Microsoft work, Like,

700
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: why is he atop the page here on chapter three? Right?

701
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: I don't really know if there is a strategy, Dan.

702
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: That's part of my confusion with why this book ever

703
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 1: got published.

704
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: There's a lot of fire festival to this book. There's

705
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 2: a lot of just like, screw it, let's do it

706
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 2: and be legends and no matter what happens that Larry

707
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 2: Scott is gonna still sell a ton of copies and run.

708
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,240
Speaker 1: Off with some cash.

709
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't Larry.

710
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: Scott just get in trouble for spending like seventy five

711
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: hundred dollars at the Aria in Vegas?

712
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know if it was his or that.

713
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 2: Probably the conference is money. I mean, if we want

714
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: to get into Larry Scott, I think he's on a

715
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 2: lot of things pretty poorly, but there's a lot that's

716
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 2: out of his hands. And I talked about this a

717
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: little bit with who did we have on I think

718
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: it was Bruce Felban about the PAC twelve and the

719
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: autopsy where it's just like if USC were awesome two

720
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: years ago and finished out Washington State on the road

721
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 2: and made the playoff. This conversation is not as loud

722
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 2: like if the top of the conference were better. We're

723
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 2: not necessarily paying attention to Larry Scott's hotel room pricing.

724
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 2: So art of the deal, Larry Scott. I think it's

725
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 2: a it's an ironic party gift that I think is

726
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 2: worth keeping because it's a first edition.

727
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: This is something that you take to a white elephant. Yes,

728
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: do we want to say it's sparks joy.

729
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and when you're down on your luck financially, you

730
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 2: throw it on eBay. You're getting ten fifteen dollars. Absolutely,

731
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: first edition. All right, we'll hold on to that one.

732
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: Hold on to it.

733
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let me rummage through the here please for

734
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 2: a second. Oh, I think we're making such good progress.

735
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: Look at this place. It's really it's spick and spit.

736
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: So I have this next item in an old plastic container.

737
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: I probably should have given it a little bit more respect.

738
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: But walk me through it. You know, I moved. I

739
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: have here the ashes of the Big Twelve that were

740
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: donated to us by Dan Bebe. Yeah, donated by Dan

741
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: Beebee and maybe by our friend Chip Brown as well. Yeah.

742
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: So the the Big Twelve has as you know, long

743
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: been a talking point for all the wrong reasons. Okay,

744
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: the Big.

745
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 2: Twelve is a fine matty Memphis, you see, a.

746
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: Fine college football conference with a lot of history. But

747
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: there was that moment where we all thought that the

748
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: biggest teams in the Pac twelve we're going to be

749
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: consumed by like the Pack forty two to create some

750
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: super conference. During all that, all that that angst that

751
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: surrounded conference realignment or the conference.

752
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: Texas, Texas A and m Oklahoma Oklahoma State gonna move

753
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: to pack that was I think those are the teams.

754
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 1: I think it was something like that. It was definitely

755
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: both of the Oklahomas, Yes, and Texas. That was a thing.

756
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: So we thought the Big twelve was dead or that

757
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't going to look at all like it does today.

758
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: Two teams did leave the Big twelve. So now the

759
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 1: Big twelve only has ten and there are some longer

760
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: term questions about where this conference goes, what this conference

761
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 1: looks like fifteen twenty years down the line.

762
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: I'm saying Texas, Oklahoma, Oklahoma.

763
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 1: State, Colorado, Colorado.

764
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, yeah, So Nebraska and Colorado leave for the

765
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 2: Big ten and Pack twelve, respectively.

766
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: Given the success, I think at the very top of

767
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: the Big Twelve conference, it is really looking like these

768
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: Ashes spawned a new Big twelve something to be a

769
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: little bit more excited about. Like maybe these Ashes were

770
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: created prematurely, but also maybe these Ashes could be relevant

771
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 1: at some point down the line here given what I

772
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: think we both agree is a little bit of instability,

773
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: given the state of college for Pole elsewhere.

774
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 2: I think the Big Twelve as it stands now so

775
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 2: the Ashes have formed into like a uh like one

776
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 2: of the fast and furious, tiny little cars. Okay, it's

777
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 2: you know, a tiny little Honda. What's smaller than in

778
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 2: a chord a civic.

779
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: It's like a souped up civic.

780
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fun, they're fast, sounds like a lawnmower, there's excitement,

781
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 2: sounds like a lawnmower, size of a riding mower. But

782
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 2: in terms of utility, there's not much more you can

783
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 2: do with a souped up civic than race. It's not

784
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 2: super dependable. It's going to break down a.

785
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 1: Little nos in that little nas.

786
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I think the little Nas is Lincoln Riley

787
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 2: or Kyler Murray for that matter. But it's sure as

788
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 2: hell is fun and that's fine, all right, So keep

789
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 2: the urn, keep the civic whatever.

790
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: What do we think of the eighty inch olead here

791
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: that we have the Alabama eighty inch olead. It's a lot,

792
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: It's taking up a lot of room. It's big for

793
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: the house.

794
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is big for the house, big for the room.

795
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 2: Can't look away. And you know what they say abominated.

796
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: TVs is that you can always go bigger, always always go.

797
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: And I gotta be honest. If you go online, you

798
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: can find TV size calculators where you have to measure

799
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: your room. How far away is your couch from where

800
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: you're going to put your television. There are all sorts

801
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,439
Speaker 1: of online calculators that help you do this very thing.

802
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: In my house here they told me I could have

803
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: a ninety inch television. Wow, a ninety inch a ninety

804
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: inch television? Well, humble brag. Yeah, No, it's not a

805
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,919
Speaker 1: big room. That's my point.

806
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 2: Huge room, ty, I get it. I'm twelve magnum TV.

807
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: I'm twelve feet away from where I wanted to put

808
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: the TV. And according to the Motion Picture Association of America,

809
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: I should have a ninety inch screen. How big do

810
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: you go? I didn't go ninety. I'll tell you that

811
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 1: I didn't go fifty five? Sixty five? Who went sixty five?

812
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: And that's about That's about the upper limit, Rockfeller. But

813
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: eighty inches eighty inches, no moss.

814
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 2: You think that's too dominant in a room?

815
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: Ah, you kidding me.

816
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 2: You want to be able to see the totality of

817
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 2: the room and an eighty inch O lead? Is that

818
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 2: what people are buying?

819
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: Now? Would? I would suggest O lead? If you're going

820
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 1: to buy a big TV, you don't need to recommend

821
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: a brand proteg us. There's only one brand that makes it,

822
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: but that's a protein go O lead. What does the

823
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: O stand for? Or? Oh? Uh? Yeah?

824
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna I'm gonna hold on to this

825
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 2: eighty inchuir.

826
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: You could put it in a man cave, or you

827
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: could sell it if you're hard up for cash. What

828
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: was there's a commercial? She shed? She shed?

829
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 2: Sure that she shed? Yeah, I'm gonna hang on to this.

830
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 2: Jody with and eye has been bugging me about getting

831
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: a bigger TV for a Why is that true? That

832
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 2: is true? I have the same forty six inch Sony

833
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,439
Speaker 2: I've had since two thousand and nine, and it's time.

834
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 2: It still works though, Ty, okay, the processor still works,

835
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 2: so I have a hard time. Yeah, it's I understand

836
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 2: why people will say it's dominating a room. You know,

837
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 2: why don't we treat this room a little bit more sensibly?

838
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: But I mean.

839
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 2: Results or results and Jaws looks killer on an eight

840
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 2: inch O lead.

841
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, what do you think about to

842
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: Scott Frost P ninety X DVDs? Are you ever gonna

843
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: pop those in? Oh?

844
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have it back here in my closet. Hold on, yeah,

845
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 2: there we go.

846
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: Are you ever gonna pop those in and see if

847
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: you can get the full transformation?

848
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's aggressive transformation. I man DVDs. I don't even

849
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 2: know how I would play a DVD. You know that

850
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 2: throwback feeling that you get from Scott Frost and Nebraska.

851
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: You can't even pop a DVD in your laptop anymore, No,

852
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: absolutely not. Don't have an optical drive.

853
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: I am going to try and figure out a way

854
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 2: to get it done, like if the videos are on

855
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 2: YouTube or something, or I can stream it somehow I

856
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 2: can buy a digital version. But ultimately, long term, I

857
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 2: don't think the results I have in the back of.

858
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: My head aka an eight pack sure.

859
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 2: Align with reality of what's happening as a thirty five

860
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 2: year old dad.

861
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dan, See the problem with workout DVDs is that

862
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: every time you go online to try and find reviews,

863
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: everything is very positive.

864
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 2: Of course, remember tybo I served Billy Blank's ribs in

865
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 2: high school.

866
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:19,479
Speaker 1: Really yeah, that's true, you know. I mean, where's he now?

867
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 2: I assume West Hills, California. But I don't know what kind.

868
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: Of staying power does this workout really have? What kind

869
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: of transformational power does it have? Can it transform you

870
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: in a timely fashion so that you don't lose your patience?

871
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 2: I think Billy Blanks is Blanks? Are Banks Blanks b

872
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 2: l A n ks. I think Billy Blanks is not

873
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 2: like Olsen Twin wealthy, but I think he's chased Daniel wealthy.

874
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have not seen him do much lately.

875
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 2: How much is he?

876
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 1: Wow? He is worth a lot of money. He's wearing

877
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: a yellow singlet on the video that I pulled up

878
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: here on YouTube.

879
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: Really yeah, Billy Blank is worth thirty million dollars?

880
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 1: WHOA Wow? Good for Billy. That might be worth about

881
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: Scott Frost.

882
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 2: To be honest, so I feel like the results will

883
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 2: happen with Scott Frost, the Scott Frost DVDs. I feel

884
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:28,879
Speaker 2: like there will be noticeable, impressive results. Okay, eight pack,

885
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 2: jiggly Pecks, thunder Calves power Glutes.

886
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

887
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm getting to be an Apex

888
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: predator with Scott Frost Power p ninety xdvds. I don't

889
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 2: think I'm there. I'm not becoming dk Metcalf and thus

890
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: I believe Nebraska tops out at ten and two, nine

891
00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 2: and three interest consistently. Yeah, impressive, huge physical transformation turnaround

892
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 2: eight pack in power glutes. I don't know, I'm not

893
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 2: seeing it.

894
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: Do you remember the guy from that MTV show? What

895
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: was it, the one where they want the perfect body. Oh,

896
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: the calf surgery and he had the calf implants.

897
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if that was made or something.

898
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 1: It was.

899
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: It was a cousin of maid. Yeah, I don't know

900
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 2: what got me thinking about that. We've really covered some

901
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: ground here from Thunderclves, Billy Blanks too. It was true life, life,

902
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 2: true life and yeah, you google calf implants MTV, it

903
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 2: shows up right away.

904
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: I think about that monthly.

905
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: Ty I'm going to read you according to Complex. Yeah,

906
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: and you're just based on these titles and you can't

907
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:48,280
Speaker 2: choose calf implant guy. Okay, Complex has the greatest MTV

908
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 2: True Life characters of all time. And so I'm going

909
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,760
Speaker 2: to say true Life and I'm going to do post Colon.

910
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you True Life Colon. Okay, you ready, sure?

911
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 2: True Life. I have a hot mom. True Life. I'm

912
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 2: addicted to sex. True Life. I'm addicted to food. True Life.

913
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 2: I hate the government. True Life. I'm a fanboy. True Life.

914
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 2: I'm a street racer. Okay, shout out to the civic.

915
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 2: True Life. I'm dead broke. True Life. I live on

916
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 2: the border. True Life. I'm a sex offender. True Life.

917
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 2: I'm getting unusual plastic surgery.

918
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,760
Speaker 1: There we go. True Life. I have embarrassing parents.

919
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 2: The sequel. True Life. I'm a gamer. Oh poor guy.

920
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 1: True Life.

921
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 2: I'm coming out. True Life. I stutter. True Life. I'm

922
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 2: an alcoholic. True Life. I'm addicted to crystal meth. Wow

923
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 2: to return. True Life. I'm deaf. True Life. I have schizophrenia.

924
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 2: True Life. I have OCD. True Life. I'm addicted to porn.

925
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 2: Don't isolate that audio true Life. I want the perfect body.

926
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 2: I think this is the calf that.

927
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: Had to be the calf guy. Right. I don't know

928
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: why I remember the perfect body bit of that, but.

929
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true life. I'm getting married true life.

930
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 2: I have a summer share. Okay, I think the clear

931
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 2: winner is true life. I have a hot mom, because

932
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:25,240
Speaker 2: it's somebody talking about having a hot mom and that's

933
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 2: hilariously awkward. Oh man, So yeah, the Captain plank guy

934
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 2: was wonderful. I've never looked at anybody's calves.

935
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: We've got time for a few more things here, all right,

936
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: give me, let's walk through this house. We got off topic.

937
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: Let's let's tape up some of that old stuff that

938
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: we've got. Oh, thank you. Oh I feel we're going

939
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: to donate all this stuff. Let's let's go back to

940
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: the Big twelve for a second. Okay, do we really

941
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 1: need these Lincoln Riley moving pods?

942
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is just almost pragmatic.

943
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: It's pragmatic, but it's taking up critical sight lines in

944
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: the backyard. We want to put a paver patio back

945
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: here off the back edge of the podcasting house, right,

946
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: want to have a nice grill station. M want to

947
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: have a good place where our guests can gather and

948
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: listen to the verbal as we typically have here at

949
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: the podcast house, as you know, Dan, But these moving pots,

950
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: we got nowhere to put the moving pods. They're really

951
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: at the top of the driveway. They're huge, they're an

952
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,439
Speaker 1: eye sore, and they're getting in the way.

953
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 2: They make moving very convenient, though they do if you

954
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 2: need to move at the drop of a hat. They

955
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 2: do in a colder month. Yeah, they don't spark joy

956
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 2: for me. Okay, I think they're very practical. But I

957
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 2: think if we need to get moving pods, we can

958
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 2: always just call an order more moving pods. It's not

959
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 2: somethfficient to keep on hand, at least not at this juncture,

960
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 2: because I think Lincoln Riley is going to be staying.

961
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: Put for a while. Really, yeah, I don't know, you

962
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: don't think.

963
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:10,240
Speaker 2: So there comes a time to capitalize on one's success.

964
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 2: And let's say and let's say Jalen Hurts doesn't work

965
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 2: out in the way he's not in the same stratosphere

966
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 2: as Kyler Murray and Baker Mayfield, and all of a sudden,

967
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 2: Lincoln Riley's name goes from scorching hot to merely warm.

968
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 2: I could see him not wanting to fall further away,

969
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 2: farther away from NFL general managers. And not that the

970
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 2: money is one thing. Because college you can make a

971
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 2: ton of money. That's not a huge deal. He's living

972
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 2: in Norman, Oklahoma. It's not a particularly expensive place to live,

973
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 2: per my guess. But I don't think if they go

974
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 2: nine to three this year, all of a sudden, he

975
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 2: might see his name shrink and freak out a little

976
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 2: bit and oh wow that. I don't know what jobs

977
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 2: will open up in the NFL next year, but you know,

978
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: Freddy Kitchens is a disaster in Cleveland or somewhere with

979
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 2: a good, young, promising quarterback, and that job opens up.

980
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 2: I think there's a chance that this is the last

981
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 2: year of Lincoln Riley and having those pods around.

982
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: So that they spark joy for you.

983
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,439
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't bring me any joy. It doesn't bring

984
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 2: me any I don't. I think we got to get

985
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 2: rid of it. I don't, even though it's pragmatic, You're right,

986
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 2: I don't think we need to take them with us

987
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 2: into our future.

988
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 1: Donate it to Randy Edsel, that's right, Yeah, all right,

989
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: last one here to Clay Hilton. Sure, let's go to

990
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: our triple option magic bullet. Dan.

991
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, do you own a magic bullet? I do

992
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 2: own a magic bullet. It was a gift from my

993
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 2: in laws and I use it.

994
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: I got one for my wedding as well. Yeah, I

995
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 1: feel like it's a popular wedding gift. Maybe we should

996
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: send one to our boy tailor.

997
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 2: That's I mean, if he's into smoothies, if he's into

998
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 2: purifying sauces, pureing sauces.

999
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me. Yeah, the triple option magic bullet though, mm hmm,

1000
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: stakes on like a nice double meaning here too. It does,

1001
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: doesn't it. Yeah. I have never been a fan of

1002
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 1: the triple option magic bullet. Okay, I don't think the

1003
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: thing works the way it's supposed to. Mm hmm. And

1004
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: what I really don't like what really creeps me out

1005
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: about it. When you get your triple option magic bullet

1006
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, you plug it in, you flip it on,

1007
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: all the lights flicker. It's like drawing too much power.

1008
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: Is that true? It is true? Oh, okay, I haven't noticed.

1009
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: It draws a little too much power from the main board.

1010
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: And I'm afraid the whole thing's gonna blow up. Wow,

1011
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: it's really not that spectacular to begin with.

1012
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 2: It does little jobs. It does little jobs.

1013
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: Well, I'm tossing this thing out. I don't think you

1014
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: get well longevity out of this. I would rather spend

1015
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: the money. Now, if you're cooking for one, I'm not

1016
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 1: cooking for one anymore. I know neither of you. You're

1017
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: cooking for three. I know this is true. Let's get

1018
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: rid of it. Spend the money on something that's going

1019
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: to give us a little bit more longevity and do

1020
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: a better job.

1021
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 2: I am a big believer in the magic, the triple option,

1022
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 2: magic bullet for even decent sized meals. I think it

1023
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 2: has utility. I think it speeds things up in terms

1024
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 2: of you can't make a whole meal with it, you

1025
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: can't chop everything for a meal with it. But the

1026
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 2: reason I'm donating this is not because I don't like it.

1027
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 2: It's because I don't believe that decision makers at big

1028
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 2: places believe in it. And so that is it's just

1029
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 2: exhausting to look at Arizona hiring Kevin Sumlin instead of Kenyamatalolo.

1030
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 2: It's exhausting to look at Kansas hiring Less Miles instead

1031
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 2: of Jeff Munkin or somebody like that, when so clearly

1032
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 2: the chopping would get done efficiently, and I think food

1033
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 2: would get made in a way that is way better

1034
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 2: and more organized than it would be otherwise. But the

1035
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 2: chefs don't care. The chefs just don't care, or the

1036
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 2: restaurant owners just don't care. And I'm just I'm fighting

1037
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 2: a losing battle here, So I'm donating the magic bullet,

1038
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 2: all right, I'm with you, Dan, Yeah, so look, listen,

1039
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 2: an expensive knife in stat.

1040
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: I guess we could probably do way more of this.

1041
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: You hear all this junk, that's just I don't know

1042
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: how loud it's coming through on the microphone, but we

1043
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: got a lot of junk up there. I gotta go

1044
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 1: through a lot of this, a lot of junk, and

1045
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: maybe we can do more of this, but at least

1046
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: for now the Kaun Murray method. Look at this place,

1047
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: it's already taking on a whole new shape.

1048
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 2: I'm just glad neither one of us is going to

1049
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 2: smell like a sweaty Brian Cushing anymore. No, No, I

1050
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 2: think we're done with that scent.

1051
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: All right, Well, please do right in.

1052
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 2: I feel so much more organized.

1053
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: I do too.

1054
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a weight off my shoulders.

1055
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 1: Spring cleaning very much a thing. You're an actual big

1056
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 1: believer right in the con Mari method. Yeah, you have

1057
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: you folded cloths. My life is file folded at this point.

1058
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: I've donated a bunch of stuff.

1059
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 2: But the problem that I have that you do not

1060
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 2: have is once you add a third, tiny little human

1061
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 2: to your household, especially one that's not super large in

1062
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 2: a big city. It's not my stuff that's taking up

1063
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 2: a lot of room. I do have some stuff, but

1064
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, your place shrinks a lot.

1065
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: So are we talking about whether or not the solid

1066
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: baby sparks joy? The solid baby does spark joy. Okay,

1067
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: the making sure.

1068
00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 2: All of the toys and rockers and bottles and onesies,

1069
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 2: that's that's heavy duty. That's platinum level kan Mari method.

1070
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: You will have your day, sir.

1071
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 2: I know the one thing I really did not realize.

1072
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 2: This is what I would recommend to expectant expecting parents.

1073
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 2: Get in a rhythm of crazy organization. Get in a

1074
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 2: crazy rhythm of any time a dish is out, you

1075
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Speaker 2: gotta wash it real quick and put in dishwasher to

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Speaker 2: like almost become a pit crew. Before the little one arrives,

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Speaker 2: we were okay, but we are. There are lug nuts everywhere.

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Speaker 2: It's also my semi my second recommendation in terms of

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Speaker 2: whatever you have to do to live in a place

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Speaker 2: with a washer dryer, because we have one for the

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Speaker 2: first time, and thank god we do. Oh all right,

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Speaker 2: I need Mari condo over here pretty quickly.

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Speaker 1: On that note, this has been fun. Robin Soliverble at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com let us know what else we should get.

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Speaker 1: Give us more items to figure out. Yes, please also

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Speaker 1: tweet us at soliverbal if you've got any Popgun Hall

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Speaker 1: of Fame suggestions. I will be compiling a list before

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Speaker 1: our next show.

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Speaker 2: I want to know this so badly, that is for sure.

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Speaker 1: Uh, don't forget again. Soliverble dot com is the website

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Speaker 1: that's where you can sign up for our newsletter. Find

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Speaker 1: pretty much anywhere podcasts are available. And finally, hop one

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Speaker 1: We didn't create it. We pop in from time to time,

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Speaker 1: but it's a healthy group of fervent verbal ers, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: I love it. On that note, for that guy over there,

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Speaker 1: my good friend Dan Rubinstein, for myself Tie Hildebrand in

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Speaker 1: a much cleaner, solid verbal headquarters. We will catch you

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Speaker 1: all in a week. In the meantime, stay solid, peace

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