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Speaker 1: This may be the most banana story we've done here.

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Speaker 2: It is say something oh exciting.

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Speaker 1: Get ready, America. Extreme ironing is here.

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Speaker 2: We're ready. I'm ready. It's the only thing that can

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Speaker 2: possibly bring this country back together, one wrinkle free pair

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Speaker 2: of doctors at a time. Let's get into it on

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Speaker 2: a very extreme episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: From all the way around the world.

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Speaker 3: If you're stepping to the baby checking the bucks, switch

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Speaker 3: about the money that doesn't thank you.

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Speaker 4: The baby checking the Bucks got this stretcher, the true.

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Speaker 3: Driving Bananas, Baby Banaa driving Me, Banda's baby, Banana's band

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Speaker 3: Banana's Baby, Bananas, Banana Bena driving Me, Bandana's baby, Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Banana guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I'm

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Speaker 1: Kurt Brown.

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Speaker 2: Older, I am Banana Boy number two. Scottie Landis. Thank

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Speaker 2: you for listening to the silliest little podcast thereever was.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna try to delight you for at least fifty minutes.

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Speaker 1: And just real quick before we bring our guests out.

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Speaker 1: January twenty fifth, Folks, if you live in Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: at the Bob Baker Marionette Theater, We're doing a live

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Speaker 1: Bananas with live accompaniment by many marionettes who will be

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Speaker 1: acting out sure our news stories and our personal stories.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. Tickets are going if they're not

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Speaker 1: a very special show, a once in a lifetime show.

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Speaker 2: Scottie, I've never done a show with marionettes before, mean neither.

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Speaker 1: Here it is our guest today is a stand up

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Speaker 1: hosted NPR's Ask Me Another for nine years and now

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Speaker 1: hosts The Very Funny Parenting is a joke podcast. You

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Speaker 1: can hear stand up special, plant based jokes everywhere you

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Speaker 1: watch and listen to things. Please welcome, ohf Your Eisenberg

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Hello, I gotta tell you have you ever done

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Speaker 4: at a puppeteer Because you're mentioning marionettes. Have you ever dated?

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Speaker 4: No, it was in Montreal, which you know again like

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Speaker 2: Come on there, there's a tragedy every eight to twelve

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Speaker 1: A British person's point of view. You've never made it

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Speaker 1: He practiced an urban extreme ironing atop an ironing board

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Speaker 1: Ariim is to have the level of recognition that it

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Speaker 1: cool silk, iron, Mikey, which is the chemical symbol for

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Speaker 4: Cool silk, Oh, cool silk. That's right up my alley. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: which is, so are they plugging an iron in around?

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Speaker 4: How do you do that?

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Speaker 1: they're there in the first place, to rid their clothing

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Speaker 1: of crease and wrinkles. The quality of the pressing counts

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Speaker 1: for sixty out of one hundred and twenty points. Style

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Speaker 2: Not that big of a priority. Speed twenty percent or

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Speaker 2: twenty points. Nah, take your time wrinkles out.

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Speaker 4: You would do it right. I mean, I don't know

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Speaker 4: It's it's you cannot make that fast. If you make

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Speaker 2: Okay, here it is joy ironing. Ironing's not a chore.

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Speaker 2: I like a good iron that doesn't bother me whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes the ironess lug electrical generators, oh oh my god.

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Speaker 1: But other times they heat their irons on portable gas stoves.

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Speaker 1: A German ironist, doctor iron Q, has treated an iron

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is new lenks This is hilarious too, because

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Speaker 4: burn it, you can't iron that stuff. But this is different.

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Speaker 4: This is linen, this is this is crisp cotton. I imagine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish this is secret. That's my only I

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Speaker 4: I can't go for it. And uh, and ironing boards

439
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,479
Speaker 4: are kind of specific, you know that is that's like,

440
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 4: it's not you can't just manufacture one. I think we've

441
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 4: all tried. I mean I have I've never.

442
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Speaker 2: Owned a good one, right, I can't. I will say

443
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Speaker 2: that I had a great ironing board, and I've probably

444
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 2: owned four in my adult life.

445
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Speaker 1: If I ever built a house, I guess I don't

446
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Speaker 1: have to build a house to do it.

447
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 2: I don't have to.

448
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: In my mind, I was like, but if there's no

449
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 1: way I could do it in my house, I have

450
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 1: to build a house from scratch to have a dropped

451
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 1: out ironing board on the way track I could just

452
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: install on Never that.

453
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 4: Thing that is was like one of the major weapons

454
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 4: and all cartoons. That was definitely gonna be used to

455
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 4: hurt someone or kill someone.

456
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom and Jerry Goofy took a couple iron the

457
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 2: head down or up.

458
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 4: You'd slam them in it. Yeah.

459
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: So this is the last thing I'll say on this guys,

460
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 1: because this is shocking to me. Shirts have been pressed

461
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: from Everest to the Brazilian rainforest on bicycles and scuba dives.

462
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: One of the few American ironists got an iron shaped

463
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Speaker 1: hole in a frozen lake in Wisconsin. Oh that's black

464
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 1: and decker, quick and easy. Four one oh ironed a

465
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: shirt underwater, but his shirt upon surfacing froze.

466
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Speaker 4: Great, wait till we find out ten percent of global

467
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 4: warming is due to these ironists. Someone took it on

468
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Speaker 4: Mount Everest. What they do?

469
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Speaker 1: That's the only reason to go to Mount Everest. In

470
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Speaker 1: my opinion, I agree.

471
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Speaker 4: It's the iron I mean the poor people that are

472
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 4: usually working Everest with these you know, jerk climbers that

473
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 4: come by and you know when they hire, like a shirt,

474
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 4: but like the person to be like, all right, carry

475
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 4: all my stuff. And then you just see someone strolling

476
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 4: by with an ironing board.

477
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: Strapped to their back. Not light.

478
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 4: I guess you could sled down, yes, yeah.

479
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 2: Warm your hands on the way up. Maybe that's the

480
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: smartest guy going up.

481
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 4: And then you've had this these I mean, so okay,

482
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Speaker 4: you have this incredibly pressed stuff and then what you're

483
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 4: not you're pressing a shirt on top of Everest and

484
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 4: then what you are you wearing it down like you could.

485
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Speaker 1: That's what that should be the requirement you should have

486
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: to then change into the shirt post ironing it or pants.

487
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so funny. You just you come down out

488
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Speaker 2: of a long hike with a nice iron pair.

489
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Speaker 1: Of slacks and fucking tie on button to the top.

490
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Speaker 4: She knows a ton of stuff collar.

491
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 2: I went up there and hiking shorts and he came

492
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Speaker 2: down in a nice, perfectly iron pair of.

493
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Speaker 4: Slash Okay, you know what that I would be. I

494
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 4: would applaud that. I would be like it. This is

495
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 4: a new level. I love it. I love it. Some

496
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 4: respect finally given to this.

497
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: I looked up Namby Pamby you guys and were fine

498
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Speaker 2: to say it?

499
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Speaker 4: Okay?

500
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:29,479
Speaker 2: From a poem a British poet named Henry Carey in

501
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 2: seventeen twenty five. The poem was called namby Pamby and

502
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: it is lacking energy, strength, or courage, feeble or timid,

503
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 2: so you can we can say safely namby.

504
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 4: PAMs all right, bring people or timid?

505
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 2: Heard it a long time.

506
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Speaker 4: I think it's actually a.

507
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Speaker 1: Good name for a movie, for a movie, nam Pamby.

508
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 4: It's and maybe a video game movie. No, maybe it's

509
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 4: one of these video games.

510
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

511
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Speaker 4: What the extreme ironers.

512
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: We don't have them as a sponsor, so I don't

513
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: mind talking about them, but that all of a sudden,

514
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 2: that brand untuck It became a thing.

515
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know what I'm.

516
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 2: Talking about your yeah where it's just like men, you

517
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 2: know how you want to have an untucked shirt that's

518
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 2: not too long. And I was like, boy, I have

519
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: never had this problem. Apparently they're crushing it. It's like

520
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 2: a big company.

521
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: Now, so stupid. It's so funny. It also is it

522
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: reminds me of that I think you should leave sketch

523
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: where they just have like a handle on the front

524
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: of the shirt to pull it out from your stomach.

525
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Speaker 4: But don't you think that is that is all? Isn't

526
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 4: it not all based on like you, uh, maybe have

527
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 4: a couple pounds on you that you're not proud of.

528
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 4: Dad bought untuck it.

529
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: Probably, Yeah, is that the whole bit?

530
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 3: You?

531
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: Yah, it's cool, don't worry. I guess men's I guess

532
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: men's formal wear is very long to like fit into pants,

533
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: I have to tuck it in, I suppose.

534
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 4: But tuck it in not anymore untucked. It's so great.

535
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 4: Guys get untuck it, but are like you guess what's

536
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 4: in right now? Belly shirts into it. Yeah, you can't

537
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 4: tuck it in because it's goddamn too short, right.

538
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: I know that's right. Men should have to wear belly shirts.

539
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 2: But nobody wants that either.

540
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 4: Nobody's asking for that. Not one person is asking for that.

541
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: If I did, I wouldn't stop just like playing my

542
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: belly because.

543
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 4: I can't tapping it like a bottle.

544
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I have like kind of two sides to

545
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: it at this point. I have my dadbot has two sides,

546
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: and it's a nice little My kids like to slap it.

547
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: We've got It's the masculine.

548
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 2: That's the most masculine thing a man can have is

549
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: his kids slapping his side belly for joy. There's nothing

550
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 2: more masculine than that you've won. You're an outa. You

551
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 2: finally got there, the one thing that you and I

552
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: aspire so hard to be. We finally got there. Nothing

553
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 2: more alpha than claiming you are in alpha. Okay, So

554
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: Julia Peterson sent this in and I just thought you

555
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 2: two might be the perfect people to discuss this. I

556
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 2: know Kurt's been on parenting. It's a joke with Yufira.

557
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 2: Here we go. This was on Reddit. We don't normally

558
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 2: do this. But this was on the would I be

559
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 2: the Asshole? Subreddit and it is would I be the asshole?

560
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 2: Or wibta for spring some kid with my garden hose

561
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 2: daily after he walks all over our lawn. Love it

562
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 2: exactly so here it is I a thirty seven year

563
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 2: old male, live with my wife and son and daughter

564
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 2: who are nine and eleven, respectively. Never forget. Recently there

565
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 2: has been a kid who comes to our house after

566
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 2: playing soccer and either rides his bike or walks over

567
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: our lawn with his cleats on the way home. It

568
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: started out as me giving him stern looks whenever I

569
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 2: saw him. Then it slowly progressed to me asking him

570
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: just to walk around our ared. The last time I

571
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 2: asked him to stop, he made a point to stop

572
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 2: and stomp extra hard and twist his feet in the

573
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 2: grass to piss me off. Since then, I've just been

574
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 2: hosing him. The first time I sprayed him with the hose,

575
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: he ran off, but then for some reason he just

576
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 2: started standing there while I hose him down and he

577
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: seems to enjoy it. It's now progressed into me sitting

578
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: on my lawn chair pointing a hose at him, and

579
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: him just staring at me while I do it. Sometimes

580
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 2: we even make small talk. I'm not gonna lie, it's smart.

581
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 2: It started off as a very bitter relationship, but I've

582
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: actually gotten to know the kid quite well. We talked

583
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 2: for maybe fifteen or twenty minutes every day.

584
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Speaker 4: This is that's a beautiful tale.

585
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, it's so good. I had to read this,

586
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: and it doesn't seem he doesn't seem to be mine

587
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 2: being hosed down after sweating hard playing soccer. He comes

588
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: by daily and we just shoot the shit while I

589
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 2: hose him, and he stands there for a bit. Wife

590
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: told me I need to stop. Even after I explain

591
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 2: to her that I'm making that, she said, I'm making

592
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: us look childish and like idiots. I guess I could

593
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: stop it. Honestly, it's really funny waiting for him to

594
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 2: come by and I see no harm in it. Would

595
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 2: I be the asshole?

596
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: Oh? I mean, like, it's so funny that this man

597
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: does not understand children at all to think hosing a

598
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: child down would make them stop coming. That is their faith.

599
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,239
Speaker 1: It's all they want, and the whole world is for

600
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: someone to spray them with a hose Every child.

601
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Speaker 4: And you know how this movie goes, right, So this

602
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 4: is the thing. Now they're pals. He becomes a sort

603
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 4: of reluctant father figure, starts giving advice, and then one

604
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 4: day that kid grows up and then we just see

605
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 4: the guy with his host, just little drops coming from

606
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 4: the nozzle because the kid has moved on.

607
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: But then he has a heart attack and the boy

608
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: has now become a aarametic. And then the boy saves

609
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: his life and he says and looks like, I got

610
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: you wet this time.

611
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: Okay, sure could have gone fireman, we went the other way,

612
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 2: could have easily put out his house at the end,

613
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: but we're going that way. And it's called Namby Pamby,

614
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: And that is so great.

615
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 4: I love it. I love the I love anything that involves,

616
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 4: first of all, just there someone with malice, someone with

617
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 4: a mean spirit. You know, it's like it's like a

618
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 4: Grinch story right being broken down. But I like the

619
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 4: idea that the kid just stood there and took it

620
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 4: and doesn't it doesn't sound like he smiled or anything

621
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 4: for a quantity of time.

622
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that kid, this kid needs adult attention, is

623
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 2: what I was like. I got out of it and again,

624
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 2: you two are the parents. But to me, it felt

625
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 2: like this kid was being a jerk to get attention,

626
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 2: was just being like a little badass. And then when

627
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 2: this guy called his bluff. Now he's trying to call

628
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: that guy's bluff like I don't care getting sprayed, But

629
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: deep all he wants is to talk to this guy.

630
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: He just wants up an adult to think he's a

631
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: great kid.

632
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that that guy wants to talk to

633
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 4: a kid and he can't admit it. That's why he

634
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 4: was so focused on this kid, on it and his lawn.

635
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: Just let it go, dude, I am envisioning this entire

636
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: movie right now. It's like, you pitch it as a

637
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: combo of that Tom Hanks movie where he's like a

638
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: curmudgeon and then becomes nice again. Do you know what

639
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm talking? A man called and that that movie based

640
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: on the Raymond Carver short story with Will Ferrell where

641
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,479
Speaker 1: he's selling all of his everything must go, Everything must go.

642
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: So it's a combo of those two. Yes, you get

643
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: a Tom Hanks or you get a Will Ferrell to

644
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: play him. He's having fights with his wife, his life

645
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: is a little empty, he's bitter, and cold. I love it.

646
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: This is a great move.

647
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 4: All he has the lawn, right, the lawn. He works

648
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 4: on the lawn and response right.

649
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: And so his because his son died. His son died,

650
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: and now all he has is the lawn. That's it.

651
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: That's how you have to start it.

652
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 2: Okay, you need to start it.

653
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 4: Okay, now we're moving into Disney territory. I like it.

654
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: I know they're so real. Oh man, I read a

655
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 2: Man called Ove and I gotta say I always called

656
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 2: a man called Auto was the movie, but the book

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Speaker 2: was a man called Ove boy. I hated that book.

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Speaker 2: It was so recommended to me, and I am the

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Speaker 2: opposite of this character. Like I think people might have

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Speaker 2: certain way. But you said it was a dollar seventy

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Speaker 2: two and you only gave me six cents back, And

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Speaker 2: like I was, like I would murder. My book would

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Speaker 2: this guy the book. I hated it. But I did

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Speaker 2: not watch the movie because I hated the book so deeply.

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Speaker 2: You want me to tease this in a thumbs up?

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Speaker 2: So you want a new one? Oez Oh, we did

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Speaker 2: this one signing off last time, and you said you

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Speaker 2: wanted to hear it again. Emily Fabian sent this in

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Speaker 2: thank you, Emily Fabian. This was on brides dot com,

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Speaker 2: the three of our favorite website.

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Speaker 1: I have you know, I've been told by my wife

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Speaker 1: that I have to stop getting brides dot com headlines tattooed. Yeah, boy,

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Speaker 1: too many, I have too many?

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Speaker 4: Are they all positive though? Are they all really positive?

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Speaker 1: I just love brides dot Com. I actually took whatever

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Speaker 2: He loves tattoos, and he loves brides dot com, especially

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Speaker 2: when they're written by the best journalists in North America,

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Speaker 2: possibly the entire universe. Sarah Schreiber. Oh yeah, she's good.

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Speaker 2: She's really good at what she does. Here's the headline.

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Speaker 2: Bride'smaid finds out that bride had a last minute change

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Speaker 2: of groom on her wedding morning.

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Speaker 1: Cannot wait too? What good is about? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Thombs ups.

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Speaker 4: I love that you have an alt, you have an

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Speaker 4: understand ain't just ready to roll at any time. That's

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Speaker 4: how weddings should be cast. You should be like, you're

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Speaker 4: my maid of honor. But just in case, Stacy, you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thumbs up. A few of these are just our listeners.

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Speaker 2: The Bananumals send us people or themselves that they want

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Speaker 2: to give a big shout out to. So Zach Duffy

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Speaker 2: wants to thumb his partner up with the biggest thumbs

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Speaker 2: he has. Emily left her job at an art gallery

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Speaker 2: to pursue her own career as an artist and printmaker.

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Speaker 2: And she's the best. Her art is wildly popular and

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Speaker 2: Zach just loves the daylights out of her. That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Thumbs aw, thumbs up, you too, congratulations, Emily. Send us

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Speaker 2: your prince if they're online, we'll post it in our stories.

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Speaker 2: Callie Clayson, this is I'm just gonna read it how

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Speaker 2: it came. Callie Clayson wants to thumb her husband fuck

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Speaker 2: face up. That's his nickname for slaying his job as

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Speaker 2: a concession su chef at a professional sports stadium that

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Speaker 2: I will not be naming which one she has me

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Speaker 2: and he is an inspiration who CALLI loves Dearly another

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Speaker 4: Thumb back face love is in the air all round.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's very nice, very positive. Today Patrick Gould is

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Speaker 2: thumbing himself way up for finally putting out a music

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Speaker 2: video that he can be proud of. Patrick and his

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Speaker 2: coworkers and work together, I know, put together to where

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Speaker 2: and shoot this video. And if you want to watch

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Speaker 2: this video and support musicians, you can check out Patrick's

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Speaker 2: channel at Porridge Pants Jones at Pants Jones. I know

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Speaker 2: these are all winners and last but not least, and

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Speaker 2: this one's a feel good Jordan Reeser, thank you for

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Speaker 2: sending this in. Jordan wants to thumb up the Maui

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Speaker 2: Humane Society. It's always been difficult on Maori to find

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Speaker 2: housing for dogs, but after the fires on August eighth,

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Speaker 2: it's been even harder. So here are the two incredible

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Speaker 2: things that I didn't know were real that are real.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: One, you can adopt a dog from the Maui Humane

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Speaker 2: Society and get it flown to the mainland with a

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Speaker 2: program called Wings of Aloha.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: So Alaskan Airlines will fly your dog to the mainland

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Speaker 2: from Maui if you see one on their website or

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Speaker 2: whatever that you want to adopt.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And two more likely for me, more likely for this

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Speaker 2: old dog. If you can't adopt right now, but you're

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Speaker 2: visiting Maui, you can take a dog for a day

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Speaker 2: in their Beach Buddy program. So you could just take

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Speaker 2: a dog to the beach with you'd spend a day

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Speaker 2: in Maui with a great dog.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know that this was my this was

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Speaker 1: my business idea. You like it in nineteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 1: Rent a dog, Rent a dog where you just you

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Speaker 1: call them up, you tell them what time, and then

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Speaker 1: someone rings your doorbell and you open the door and

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Speaker 1: that only the dog is there. Like the dog came

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Speaker 1: off okay, and that's great at the right time. You

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Speaker 1: just let them out the front door and then someone

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Speaker 1: like gets them. But I love is just as good.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I go to the dog biting someone. But anyways,

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Speaker 4: that's just how my brain goes.

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Speaker 2: Well, because you're smart and you've lived life and you

752
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Speaker 2: know that things go sideways all the time. That being

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Speaker 2: said to have a jeep, to have a dog for days,

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Speaker 2: that sounds like a great Aruba. I mean, you rent

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Speaker 2: a dog, just grab a dog off here, walk a dog.

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Speaker 4: There are wild dogs all over the place. So yeah, there's.

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Speaker 1: All you need is a little handful of turkey and

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Speaker 1: you got yourself a dog.

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Speaker 2: I work with you. Is this an adoption service? No? No,

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Speaker 2: just attacking the tire of your rental car and you

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Speaker 2: put them inside. It's funny. Years ago, I worked with

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Speaker 2: like a huge influencer and creator. I think she's really

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Speaker 2: big on TikTok, TikTok and Instagram. Her name is Amanda Cerni.

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Speaker 2: She worked on a show as an actress and she

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Speaker 2: did a very good job and she's a very beautiful woman.

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Speaker 2: And on the show she played a bartender. And on

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Speaker 2: the first day we were in Hawaii shooting the show,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, Hey, you can wear this Hawaiian shirt.

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Speaker 2: You can wear this like the resort was called Turtle Bay,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, you can do this Turtle Bay

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Speaker 2: sort of like polo shirt. Really whatever you're comfortable with.

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Speaker 2: And like the wardrobe person's with us and she's like, well,

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Speaker 2: I brought like ten bikinis, so I'll just wear bikini

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Speaker 2: top if that's okay. And I was like, that's great

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Speaker 2: because this is on Comedy Central and it's all boys

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Speaker 2: and thank god.

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Speaker 4: And you're like trying to be nice. You're like, you

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Speaker 4: could wear a shirt She's like, I was just gonna

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Speaker 4: like show as much boob as I could. You're like,

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Speaker 4: that's what we wanted to say that, but we can't.

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Speaker 4: But we can't, so thank you for saying it.

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Speaker 2: It's exactly how it went down. And also the stylist

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Speaker 2: was a gay man named Jerry, and so he's like,

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Speaker 2: I brought these looks for her so she's comfortable. I'm like, yes,

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Speaker 2: we wanted to be comfortable because she's gonna be on

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Speaker 2: set with mostly male comics for two weeks. And so

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Speaker 2: by the end of day three of shooting, like every

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Speaker 2: guy on the crew, every comic, every background actor is

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Speaker 2: like they're all trying to flirt with her, right, And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, if you ever need me to step

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Speaker 2: in for and just tell the crew like chill out,

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Speaker 2: leave her alone, stop talking to her between takes. She's like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: that's fine. I was like, do you want me just

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Speaker 2: to tell everybody like you're married or you have a boyfriend,

795
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Speaker 2: but just so they'll leave you more alone, And she goes, well,

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Speaker 2: I do have a boyfriend, and you don't. You can

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Speaker 2: tell people, but I don't really care. And I go, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's cool. What's he do, and she goes, well, he

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Speaker 2: owns most of a Ruba. I was like, okay. I

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Speaker 2: was like, that's the greatest answer you ever could have

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Speaker 2: said to me, like owns hotels and casinos, and is

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Speaker 2: like the I don't know the richest guy in Aruba,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, congratulations.

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Speaker 4: Just you know what I would have shot back, Well,

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Speaker 4: they do call it the small, happy, small island, all right, So.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you want to do, and then go,

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Speaker 2: let's roll cameras out.

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Speaker 4: Use that, use that, use that, Scotty.

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Speaker 2: You're not directing this show. Here we go. Emily Fabian

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Speaker 2: sent this in Bride'smaid finds out that the bride had

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Speaker 2: a last minute change of groom on wedding morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited to hear about this.

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Speaker 2: Something will go wrong or wry on your wedding day,

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Speaker 2: but usually these mishaps are minor blips, an incredit take flavor.

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Speaker 2: I know Sarahs gets right to the fucking corn. She's

816
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Speaker 2: been around brides dot com for a lot of weddings

817
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 2: and a lot of divorces. Blabb blah blah. No, but

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Speaker 2: most things, none of your guest notices at one wedding.

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Speaker 2: A few years ago, however, a crew of bridesmaids was

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Speaker 2: flabbergacid when the bride, a close friend, decided to marry

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Speaker 2: an entirely different man than anticipated. One of the attendants

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Speaker 2: recounted the disastrous tale online a few months ago. I

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Speaker 2: definitely need to tell the story, she wrote on the

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Speaker 2: wedding shaming thread block wedding shaming. Okay, maybe this is

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Speaker 2: on Reddit or something. The woman started her post by

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Speaker 2: setting the scene and explaining that she had met the bride,

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Speaker 2: who we will call Sarah and the hum and John

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Speaker 2: in college. So Sarah John were high school sweetheart. Excuse me,

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Speaker 2: Sarah John were high school sweethearts, and John was two

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Speaker 2: years older than them. He was always friends with this

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Speaker 2: girlfriend's close knit group of friends, and they were bubbah bah.

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Speaker 2: This sult boring, But Sarah and John were always there

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Speaker 2: together with this girl's group. They were inseparable. They studied together,

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Speaker 2: they child together, they partied together. After college, the group

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Speaker 2: parted ways. They started their respective careers, but got together

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Speaker 2: for Christmas to reconnect, and Sarah told us she had

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Speaker 2: a new job, that she had gotten engaged, and they

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Speaker 2: were looking to buy a house. She said John was

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Speaker 2: very excited about it, and we need to get ready

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Speaker 2: for their wedding, which is coming up in March. There

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Speaker 2: you go, so you have three months to prepare. And

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Speaker 2: of course we were all going to be bridesmaids, so

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Speaker 2: we were also happy as they were going to be

844
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Speaker 2: the first one of our friend group to get married.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so there's they're in their twentiesenties and like say,

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Speaker 1: just out of college.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, first and the.

848
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Speaker 4: Friend ready just settle down, clearly.

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Speaker 2: That's when you know who you are.

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Speaker 4: You've made all your mistakes. You're ready just to like,

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Speaker 4: you know, I'm done with partying. I'm done with messing around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, stay inside, get comfortable. That's when things started to

853
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,959
Speaker 2: get a little strange. February arrived and the bride'smaids still

854
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: hadn't received a wedding invitation or big the instructions from Sarah.

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Speaker 2: The poster reached out as to the maid of honor,

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Speaker 2: who noted that the process had been disorganized and that

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Speaker 2: the couple decided to skip paper invitations and stick to

858
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Speaker 2: email to save money. Honestly, smart. Yeah, absolutely, just text me,

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Speaker 2: tell me when and what you want me to wear.

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Speaker 4: Send me a magnet at best, give.

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Speaker 2: Me a magnet. I'll be there in my untucket shirt

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Speaker 2: and my wrinkled pants. Switch. Then, three weeks before the

863
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 2: wedding date, the brides maid reached out and was told

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Speaker 2: I was reached out to and was told to buy

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Speaker 2: a lilac colored dress. Apparently the bride decided to skip

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Speaker 2: a bacherette party due to budget constraints as well, so

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Speaker 2: all we had to do was show up at the

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Speaker 2: communicating time at the wedding, and we all found it

869
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 2: super weird and I felt sad. This was my first

870
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 2: wedding as a bridesmaid and it turned out to be

871
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: a very boring experience. But I thought the couple was

872
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 2: maybe paying for the house and all the wedding expenses,

873
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 2: so it made sense they wanted to keep it low key.

874
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 2: When the original poster of the woman they posted this

875
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 2: showed up ready to go thirty minutes before the church service,

876
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 2: she got the shock of a lifetime when the maid

877
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 2: of honor pulled her aside and asked her to help

878
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 2: introduce the groom to Sarah's friends and family. I was

879
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 2: confused and asked why John would need to be introduced.

880
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 2: It's been They've been together for years. And then she

881
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 2: told me that the groom's name was not John but Michael. Well,

882
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: it gets worse. All the bridesmaids were dressed in different

883
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 2: in a different color, and they did not well yeah,

884
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 2: I know, and they did not want me to I don't.

885
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: I think that's where it gets worse. I'll be honest

886
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 1: with you. The bride'smaid's not being a different in the

887
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: same color.

888
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 2: I think it's.

889
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: Maybe a minor er point that the groom being jettison

890
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: at the last moment it was in magenta. This not

891
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: a single gingham to be found.

892
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 2: How do I make this more about me today? Wow?

893
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 4: Wow?

894
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 2: It turns out nobody dared to explain on the phone,

895
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 2: and must have most of the bride'smaids learned about the

896
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 2: change of groom at the wedding. Only Sarah's parents, siblings,

897
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 2: and the mother the moh knew about it. Okay. The

898
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 2: bride's maid introduced herself to the new groom, who was

899
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: John's opposite in every way. She said, just ten minutes

900
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 2: before the ceremony, which marked a very awkward wedding day,

901
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: I had no idea who he was or why he

902
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 2: was marrying my friend who less than three months ago

903
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 2: told me she was marrying John. She said all of

904
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 2: Michael's family was there and they were super happy, and

905
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 2: all of Sarah's family was there and they were very

906
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 2: serious and silent. Imagine this, Sarah.

907
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 4: Wow, I love Sarah so much. I am team Sarah.

908
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: Good for you.

909
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 3: You.

910
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: I am team Sarah. And I will put one hundred

911
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: thousand dollars on the fact that they are no longer mad.

912
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right since March shorty twenty four.

913
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 4: I mean nothing. I love the idea of just like, right,

914
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 4: the little you know, breadcrumbs that were left along the way.

915
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 4: Do I really want to put this person's name in

916
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 4: print on an invitation? No? I do not, you know,

917
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 4: I do not. Do I really want to? Yeah? Exactly,

918
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 4: it's all it was all happening, and the fact that

919
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 4: there was clearly the only thing they had was a space.

920
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 4: It was the only thing they probably put money down, right, Yeah,

921
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 4: and then she's not gonna stay. She's a budget, she's

922
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 4: into her budget, doesn't have a lot of money.

923
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: Budget. She's just like, look, I'm not losing money, so

924
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: I would prefer to get married, make a life changing decision.

925
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 4: I'm going to American and.

926
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: Lose this five thousand dollars deposit I've put down just to.

927
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: Be the first in her friend group. She wanted to

928
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: be number one in the friend group by having the

929
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 2: strangest She set the bar so low or so sideways,

930
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 2: maybe just she said it sideways. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So

931
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 2: the poster says, sorry, if you're going ahead, No.

932
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 4: I think I think most weddings. I'm sort of against

933
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 4: the whole ridiculousness of a wedding. So if anyone messes

934
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 4: with it, I'm like, yeah, good for you. Take this

935
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 4: dumb institutional celebration down. Take it down with you.

936
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 2: So so much money, so much money. Okay, here's how

937
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 2: it all came out. So the poster didn't learn the

938
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 2: full story until after the reception after a few drinks loosened.

939
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: The maid of honors. Sarah had met Michael. That's the

940
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: new girl.

941
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: We get the details. This is oh yeah, correct, Wait,

942
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: I forgot what I was listening to. This is brides

943
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 1: dot com. You're gonna do a good job.

944
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: Oh it's gonna be soup to nuts at brides dot com.

945
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 2: Sarah had met Michael at a new office job, and

946
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 2: they were already together by the time John had proposed

947
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 2: to Sarah and started paying for the house. Sarah canceled

948
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 2: their engagement at the end of January, when, wait for it,

949
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 2: guess she was pregnant.

950
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's right, so maybe the marquee.

951
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 2: Sarah's parents found out about Michael a month before the wedding,

952
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 2: and that she was pregnant a week before the wedding.

953
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 4: Oh Sarah is screwed.

954
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe, Wait, this is what if you're twenty four, just.

955
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 4: Wait a little bit, just wait, or use a condom.

956
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, use condoms. Honestly, get a suck to me. If

957
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: you're young, who cares? Just go get it? Just save yourself.

958
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 4: All there's enough people.

959
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 2: There's plenty of people. Everybody already has a doppel Gang

960
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: route there that you don't need to replicate Sarah's parents.

961
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a week before, and that is why there

962
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 2: was no bachelorette party, as she was feeling sick and

963
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: tired all the time. Oh yes, Sarah did not tell

964
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 2: anyone that she had kept the dress, the party venue,

965
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 2: there you go if you're a and everything, as nothing

966
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 2: was going to change. She made all the color and

967
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 2: detailed changes to accommodate her mother in law and sister

968
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 2: in law, who had no idea she was previously engaged,

969
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 2: but they I know this is so it's sane. But

970
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,240
Speaker 2: she knew that she was pregnant, and so they needed

971
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 2: to make it a fast wedding before it started to show.

972
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 2: I mean whatever. This is.

973
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: Also, it's so interesting that it would have been such

974
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: an easy email to send to all the bridesmaids. You

975
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: just feel like your friends quick heads up?

976
00:50:55,040 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 2: Remember Sean, what a wild a like?

977
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 4: Subject line? Plans have changed?

978
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

979
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 4: Nice? Something nice? And oh, plans have changed? Oh are we?

980
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 4: Are we?

981
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 5: Now?

982
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 3: You know?

983
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 4: Is part of it going to be outside? Is there

984
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 4: not going to be a cocktail hour? Oh?

985
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: No?

986
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 4: Who you think is Sarah is not Sarah? Sarah is not. Oh.

987
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 4: I love that the friend was not involved in any

988
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 4: of this, didn't know if her friend was. You're not

989
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 4: you're not friends.

990
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: Let's just be enough friends. You're not frot friends.

991
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 2: And I think, like Kurt said, you know, in your

992
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 2: early twenties, I certainly went to a lot of weddings,

993
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 2: and I was in a few weddings with people I

994
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 2: have not spoken to and oh, of course years, maybe longer.

995
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 2: And it is that thing where you're like this is

996
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 2: a big deal, and you're like absolutely, And then when

997
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 2: you go back to your hotel and you watch TV,

998
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 2: you're like, I'm so happy to be back at this

999
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 2: hotel and not not over there hanging out anymore, and

1000
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: that might be the last time I see that person. Yeah,

1001
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 2: turns out it is.

1002
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 4: I got I got married. I mean, I'm still with

1003
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,240
Speaker 4: the guy, but I got married for a green card.

1004
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 4: And when we we just went to city Hall and

1005
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 4: I kept it secret. But I decided last minute that

1006
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 4: I was wanted a dress, just like a dress, and

1007
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 4: so I went to Anthropology, which at the time that

1008
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 4: seemed to me like a very like kind of an

1009
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 4: exorbitant purchase for me to get like a sun dress.

1010
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 4: From Anthropology, I found a dress and I took it

1011
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaker 4: to get you know, pay for it, and the woman

1012
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 4: at the cashier said, this is one of my favorite dresses,

1013
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 4: and I just couldn't help myself. I went, I'm about

1014
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 4: to get married in it in an hour. And you know,

1015
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 4: for some people, the idea of a wedding is like

1016
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 4: something they've dreamed, they really have dreamed about their whole life.

1017
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 4: It's a fairy tale. They cannot like someone being cavalier

1018
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 4: like I was about the entire event, insulted her and

1019
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,280
Speaker 4: she just like couldn't even find words, and then finally

1020
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 4: just said, well, I hope it's not your first wedding.

1021
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so crazy.

1022
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 4: And I was I was like it is, and she goes, well,

1023
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 4: you're getting a great deal on a wedding dress, but

1024
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 4: she was not happy.

1025
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1026
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what.

1027
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 2: A weird projection onto you.

1028
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 4: I always considered her my mate of honor.

1029
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 2: That's right. Didn't you dress like a boy scout for

1030
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 2: to witness a wedding at a courthouse or something? I

1031
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 2: thought you?

1032
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did, did Yeah right, yeah, yeah yeah. Me

1033
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: and Nick Perr, dresser for Avertina and Joe's wedding that

1034
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: we were all. It was just too It was just

1035
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 1: them and two boy scouts.

1036
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 4: It was great. It's great, on my honor, on my honor.

1037
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 2: So good, just and and Nick and Curtis sitting they're

1038
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 2: not smiling and boy scout costs. Oh, uniforms. It's so good.

1039
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: Oh you were like, don't smile. And it is a

1040
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,280
Speaker 1: very funny photo.

1041
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 2: I'll just let you know that Mikel and Sarah still

1042
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 2: married and they have five children absolutely love each other.

1043
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 2: Bah bah, John's depressed. Obviously it's Sarah blah blah.

1044
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,479
Speaker 1: We all think, yes, so this was like ten years ago,

1045
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: Yes it was.

1046
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 2: And she said that she she does see the bride occasionally,

1047
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 2: but they're no longer close friends. Well, there you go.

1048
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 2: Of course.

1049
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: Yep, that's amazing, that's amazing. Well, I hope Sarah is happy.

1050
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 2: I hope she is of coarse.

1051
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 4: Sarah took life by its horns. Yeah, and she said,

1052
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 4: we're going to do it my way.

1053
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,919
Speaker 1: You know, five children, it's fifty to fifty if she's

1054
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: happy or not.

1055
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 2: I'm tired, tired, losted. I mean this wool.

1056
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 4: They really can't use a condom. They really the furthest.

1057
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, she has powerful seed. Okay, I'm so sorry that

1058
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 1: that that that woman's womb is incredible. There we go,

1059
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: Thanks you.

1060
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 4: She's got a tough vagina. Can I just tell you

1061
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 4: that last night someone paid me a compliment about my vagina.

1062
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 4: It was a woman, she said, because I said on stage,

1063
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 4: how I have some jokes about having a kid, and

1064
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 4: she said she came up to me and she was like, oh,

1065
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 4: good for you for having a nine year old. She

1066
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 4: goes I'm a pediatric nurse and I was like, oh, thanks,

1067
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 4: And she goes, did you have a cesarean? And I

1068
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 4: go no, and she goes, You've got a good vagina.

1069
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: Nice, so nice.

1070
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 4: I think coming from a pediatric nurse, it's like you

1071
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 4: can't get better.

1072
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 2: Right, That's top of the mountain.

1073
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 4: There you go, Me and Sarah, Me and Sarah. That's

1074
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 4: how I relate to this bride.

1075
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 2: I mean, what a nice way. And now you have

1076
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 2: something to say. You're thankful for a couple of days.

1077
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 2: It's good for you.

1078
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,959
Speaker 4: Thanks, gratitude, gratitude everybody, oh fear.

1079
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: Where can everybody find you?

1080
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 2: Plug?

1081
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 4: You can find me. Please listen to my podcast parenting

1082
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,479
Speaker 4: as a joke. You can hear Kurt on it. Maybe

1083
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 4: Kurt we'll come back. Maybe I'll try to convince him

1084
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 4: to stop on by, and you could find that wherever

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Speaker 4: you find your podcast. You can follow me at Ophira

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Speaker 4: e everywhere except for Instagram, where I am at Opira

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Speaker 4: NYC for reasons that now seem problematic, but.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, is a great name though. It's one of those

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00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 2: great names that I googled Ofiara and you were the

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00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 2: first website to pop up, like before I didn't have

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00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 2: to search for even your full name, and I was like,

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00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: that's good marketing. See, so now you're just the one

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00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,919
Speaker 2: a fear in all of New York City in my mind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we just got to get people to spell it

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00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 4: and pronounce it right and we'll be right on track.

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Speaker 1: Hira in the house, it's Oprah. I get that.

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Speaker 4: I get that, you get Oprah, I get Oprah, I

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00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,479
Speaker 4: get oh pie Hirah. That's when you just literally say

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00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 4: every single letter in my name as if they had

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00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 4: equal value, oh hirah. And then some people just go Ophelia.

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Speaker 4: It's like, are you even looking at the letters? Yeah, no,

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00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 4: you just went with something else. Altogether.

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Speaker 2: We're not well for coming back on. It was a

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Speaker 2: joy to have you, joy Aruba, I thank you.

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Speaker 4: I'll say hi to uh. I'll try to find the

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Speaker 4: person that owns most of it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, he's probably staring at his phone. Banana

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Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern