WEBVTT - "Larry Lechon" with Eric Bauza 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:03.440 Check it out. Kids. I got shows and I want 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:04.920 you to come and see me. So let me give 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:07.560 you the details about where I'm gonna be so you 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:10.719 can get tickets and make plans. This weekend September two 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.840 to September four, I will be in pleasant in California 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:18.799 at Tommy Tease. On September seventeenth, I'm doing a very special, 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:22.440 sold out show at the Etty Hat Arena and Abu Dhabi, 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.119 United Arab Emirates, So you can't get tickets for that 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:28.080 performance anymore. But I just wanted to let you know 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:31.639 because it's kind of like a like light little brag. 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:33.519 I mean, I don't know how to tell you this, 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:38.400 but I'm kind of a big deal. September I will 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:41.320 be in Phoenix, Arizona, doing shows that stand up live 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:44.160 just two nights. So more shows are always being added, 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:46.760 so please keep checking Russell Peters dot com for updates. 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:53.800 And now, please enjoy my little show. All right, hey, umm, 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.680 I'd like to start off the show by clearing my throat. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.600 Welcome to culturally canceled. This is a very an episode 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.920 for me. This one is the first time I think 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:07.680 it's the first time I've done just me and another person. Right. Oh, 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.840 that's right, we had love it. Wow, I have to 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:17.920 follow him. Oh, Eric, how dare you so on the 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.839 show of Me today? Not only are we just by ourselves, 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:23.080 he's the only one other than John Lovet's but also 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:27.920 one of my Canadian homeboys and the voice of five 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:33.319 five characters, five characters in Looney Tunes. He's the new 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.319 voice of all of them. And he's and he's my 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.520 my first time meeting him actually, but we've known about 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.560 each other for a little while and we've sent each other. Well, 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:43.840 he sent me clothing in the past. It was weird 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:47.360 because it was used underwear, but whatever clothing is clothing. Um, 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.120 please welcome my new friend. Eric Bowser is in the 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:54.480 house with me tonight. Hew. You see he's Uh, that 0:01:54.560 --> 0:02:01.760 was a really good Stewie. What did you know? When 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.600 people see the footage, I'll be like, I can't believe 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.080 you guys got the host of Masks singer to be 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.960 on the show. They're like, Man, Ken's gained a little 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:15.120 bit away. He yeah, he has, he has. Thank you 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.640 for having me. Man, you're not just the show, but 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:22.120 in in your in your in your home and and 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:25.080 uh it's it's good to connect with a fellow canny. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:28.480 I'm homesick. I know I have some Canadian things in 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.040 the house. I have catchup chips if you want. I 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.320 saw that, and and not just on the counter with 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:35.080 the drawer and oh yeah, I think I might have 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:38.960 a coffee crisp touch. I found the stash you could 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:43.160 find coffee crisp that the Chevron gas station at like 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:47.840 Hollywood Way, and uh, it's like right by the report 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:51.200 like one thirty four. Yeah, It's like I couldn't believe it. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:54.480 There was like the all Canadian stash in there, like Arrow, 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:58.480 really malteezers, they got the whole thing. Got malteesers upstairs 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:05.320 if you want. Really, this is what's this. I'm telling you. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.200 I was like, I as soon as I discovered that, 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.600 I was like, I may never have to go home again. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.720 Do they have Jersey milk? No, they don't. I forgot 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.720 about that one. That Jersey milk is good. Jersey milk 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.960 was just just classic chocolate, right, it was. It was 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.440 it was just like a Hershey bar, but you see, 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:23.639 but Jersey milk was tasty. It was like something good 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.799 about it. I think, uh, I think Arrow would trumpet though, 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.480 that's me personally. I love arrow. Mirage is like a 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.960 fat arrow. Okay, Mirrage, now we're talking. I need that 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.440 on a T shirt. Yeah, Mirage, that's a good one. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:41.760 Remember the the how much for the caramelk secret? I'll 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:45.320 give you the catramilk secret. And then that was like 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:47.960 and then they would end the commercial on like someone 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:49.880 just took a piece of it, and then the cat 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:54.800 when you look at it's just really very very sexual. 0:03:55.680 --> 0:04:00.320 It was like the cream pie of chocolates. It's the 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.400 it's the last and the only thing you want in 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:06.840 your mouth if you're talking Canadian delicacies. And what about 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:09.640 what was that other commercial where they coffee crisp was 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:13.200 those two like wafers and they pour the chocolate over it. 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.640 Yeah that was like I thought I was getting away 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.160 with something as a kid because I thought, well, I 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.440 can't drink coffee. It was it had caffeine and oh yeah, 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:23.360 there's Mirage up on the screen. What was that one 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:27.080 commercial where they had made it sound really sexual where 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.080 they were like and they're pouring the chocolate on in 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:32.479 the commercial and they're talking really sensual, like picture this 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:39.000 chocolate and then the milk chocolate on it was it Canadian? 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:42.160 It was Canadian. It was definitely Canadian. Canadians and their 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:47.680 sexual chocolate, sexual chocolate ladies. It always comes back to 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:51.680 coming to America. Uh. And then there was the toffee fae. 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.200 Is that a Canadian thing where you have toffee fa 0:04:53.279 --> 0:05:01.440 out here? Toffee toffee tofie Faye Court thought it was Tofife. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:09.200 You know, you say to Fife, it's probably to Fife 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.400 toffee fee. That's what they said in the commercial toffi fee, 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:17.640 because it's toffee inside. Now a lot of these, a 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.680 lot of these are also available. And by the way, 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:24.040 we're only gonna be talking about chocolates from Canada for 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:25.560 the next era, but a lot of these are like 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:30.279 Briti there is to to Fife the British. It could 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:34.520 be a hazel nut and caramel with creamyn. Because here's 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:37.440 the big thing about Canada and England. In the U. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:41.040 K's like smarties, right, like we got Smartmarties and over 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:44.839 here smarties are rockets, rockets exactly. That's the biggest what 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.880 separates us. Well, you guys call smarties, we call rockets, 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:51.160 and what we call smarties is chocolate. They're like Eminem's 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:53.560 bud Better you know those Canadians, they come in with 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:56.000 the chocolate and they screw it all up. Smarties are 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.680 rockets and rockets are smarties? Just disgusting. You know that 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:00.880 some of these guys are a light, but they're taking 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:04.120 all the jobs. We gotta build a wall around Canada 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:08.320 with putin, Right, it's their favorite food. It's cheese, rise 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:12.000 and gravy. It's true, it's Russian food. Yeah. I could 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:15.120 have Puttin in my mouth all day. Hello, I love it. 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:19.080 I love it. How many voices do you do? Eric, 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.240 I don't know. I don't know one of those guys 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:23.000 who just doesn't and go, oh, apparently I could do 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.440 this one too. Yes, I feel like that's the case. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.039 And you know, I spent a lot of time watching 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.599 like a lot of cartoons. That's that's where I had 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.560 the Looney Tunes. If if we're going to go back 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:36.760 to that, it's Saturday mornings on Global above his Bunny 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:40.640 and Tweetie show. We're on Global. Yeah, it was. They 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.280 had an hour. And that's like basically since if you're 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:46.360 looking at the lineage of Looney Tunes, they were made 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:50.040 in like forties fifties, so they that's why some of them. Listen, 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:52.440 we were talking about this. Some of them are so racist. 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:56.400 And when the guy would like have the cigar that exploded, 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:58.600 and he would look like a h he was in 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:01.080 black face, it's the lips would be it was like 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:02.960 we didn't even a cardo. It didn't have cardos. When 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.560 were kids were like, that's funny, and I realized, now, 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.000 I go, holy sh it, that's so fucking racist. I mean, 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.920 they had an episode Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips you 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:16.520 know that now, Now that's that's a real cartoon and 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.360 oh yeah, they have the bone on their nose and 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.320 they were making a soup out of another human. It 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:27.320 was all propaganda and the Bugs Bunny up then flipped 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:30.400 to the Nips. And now Mel Blank is rolling in 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.560 his grave. No, just kidding. I'm sure he's proud. But 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:37.480 when did Mel Blank day? And so who filled in 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.720 for the past thirty two years before you? The first guy, 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:44.440 Jeff Bergman, he was actually bugs in in the movie 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:48.280 Space Jam. I was I am Bugs for HBO Max's 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:53.680 Looney Tunes cartoons. I'm in space Gym as Daffy duck 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:59.920 Elma very very quiet. I'm hunting that web. Marvin the marsh. 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.760 He isn't their lovely earth creature used to love Marvin 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.520 the Martian Fog, I say, fog horn leg harn. You 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.760 know that Russell Peter's son like a dirt road between 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:12.360 two corn fields, nothing between the ears. That's a joke, son, 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:16.760 that's a joke. Uh And then uh, yeah, Porky Pig. 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:20.000 I'm gonna you know, Filipino, Porky Lichen or Larry Lichon, 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:23.200 we'll call him. Yeah, we're gonna switch it up. Bury 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:28.200 the bob boy buried. That sounds like a sex move 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.160 in the Philippines. Let me bury my bub boy in you. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:36.559 But yeah, only five in that one, but I mean 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:40.679 five on. I mean, look were at some time we 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:44.040 were doing I was doing scratch dialogue for all the characters, 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.559 even Granny, just because they needed someone in there to 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.240 act against Lebron. I was in the booth with Lebron 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:54.959 at least four or five times. Very cool, very very cool, 0:08:56.000 --> 0:09:01.480 very very tall. You should play basketball, I think, or 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.040 clean the gutters. He's so tall. Man. Like we we 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.760 took a picture with him, I was saying earlier, we 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.640 all looked like we were standing in potholes, like like 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.480 next to him, it was. It was me and his 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:14.320 kneecaps was acting. I never saw it. But he was good. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:16.400 I mean, you're going to say that, but everybody else 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:20.800 said he sucked. At least with me in the booth. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:25.160 My niece and nephew said how, I said, how space Jam. 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.760 It was really good. But Lebron is a terrible actor. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.000 You know what a nine year old calling you have 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:35.760 to I got good news is he's a decent basketball player. Yeah, 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:37.960 at the very end of the day, at least he 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:40.400 has that to fall back on. But if a nine 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.760 year old, if if you know, they say the brutal 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.440 honesty about the thing. But I don't think really Lebron 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.880 gives a ship either way. So you know, I mean 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:55.840 the guy between producing the film, being in the bubble 0:09:56.000 --> 0:10:00.839 during the pandemic, uh, you know, being family and nobody. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:04.679 Nobody's ever going to dispute his drive. There's a reason 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.560 he is where he is in life because he's not me. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:12.240 He's not lazy. Sweeping the Raptors two years in a row. Yeah, 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.640 we will never forget that. Did he sweep? But he 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.600 never won that year? Did he? How many rings does 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:22.880 he have now? And I think it's Lebrono's form rings 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:27.959 there which one are you? You look great in the 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:34.160 red flowered shirt, the one that looks like short round 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:38.240 from Indiana Jones next to Indiana Genes. That's Spike brand Brand. 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.160 He was the animation director. He worked on the original 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:45.679 Space Gym and now he's the animation director on on 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.440 the sequel twenty five years later. What's it? The number 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.959 one movie? It was, right, it was. It was at 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.400 one point the number one movie. And to do that 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:58.960 in a in a pandemic, it's very hard to do. Yeah, 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.959 how did they do that? Yeah? I don't understand that. 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.280 I mean, I understand it, but I don't understand it, 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.200 you know what I mean. I'm like, morally and and 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:11.160 for humanity, we understand it, but uh, for for the 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:15.199 outcome of the movie's sake regarding box office, that's that, 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:17.800 you know, And and the numbers are hidden and and 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.040 and they say there's a formula that's going to work out. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:22.880 I just don't see it. I don't I don't see 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.079 why they would do that. I'm just used to movies 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.920 like coming on pay per view, like like at the 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.560 tail end of them being in theaters. Yeah, and they're 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:34.840 already advertising its presence on on home video and blue 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:37.600 ray and all that stuff. People still do that, people 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.520 still I still do it. I still like having that 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:42.280 tangible thing. I do like tangible things. But do we 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:47.320 have a DVD player? Do we have a Blue ray? 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:51.560 Are you still producing like content on like tangible? Is 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:53.520 it all streaming now? It's all streaming as far as 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:56.600 I know. I mean, I still own like all your 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.920 original stuff. Really. Oh yeah, it's never it's never go 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:03.600 I gotta style at my house. Well, yeah, that's from 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:08.080 my tangible days. The tangible I think. I think I 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:11.600 have like a tangible copy of Notorious, the one that 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:14.600 with the Netflix special I made. I made a stack 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.840 of them just for like promo. Nice. But when we 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.840 still have them. I've seen him somewhere in the house 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:25.040 a stack of them. Yeah we have. We had a 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.760 bunch of them. I'll give you one, please, because I 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:31.600 don't think that works are streaming it anymore. Well, fuck 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:36.480 my dreams. Huh. I heard that you're going to uh 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:40.600 Abu Dhabi. I am going to Abu Dhabi And is 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.360 that the first time you know? I've been to Abu 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:45.480 Dhabi many times. Um, I've never been what's it like? 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:50.040 Should come? They might think you're a worker. If I go, 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:54.199 I might stay right like, I might not have buzz 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:58.800 board to leave. I'm I'm just know you have bilibino. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.480 You have to go back to work. They have the 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.560 Warner Brothers theme park there, do they? Yes, you should come. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.720 I've done voices in rides that I may never get 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:11.040 to try. You should come to Abudhabi. Uh, your money. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.880 You could get a ticket at a head Airways. Right, 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.080 that's the we're gonna go. Um. Yeah, it's the Eddie 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:18.840 had Arena that I'm opening, Okay, And I wanted to 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:22.400 fly Eddie Had on that on that flight, but I 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:26.199 wanted to do there. They have these first class private suites. Yeah, 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.880 they're like, but they're not. They're not running them right now, 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.480 and I'm like, come on, wouldn't they I don't know. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.160 I guess it's probably costs them a lot of money 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.880 to run that plane. Yeah, right, right, right right. So 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:41.120 I'm going Emirates. Okay, it's not like I'm suffering. I'm 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.120 still going to say that doesn't send too bad. I'm 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:45.920 still going Emirates first, you know what I mean. It's 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:47.960 not like I still get a suite, and I still 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.920 get a shower on board if I want, you know, well, 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.120 well safety wise, I'm still live the mind like, being 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.439 far from like the general population on the plane is 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:00.679 probably a better idea than oh yeah, being in the mix. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.760 It's probably gonna be just me in the first class 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:06.360 in the life, I have no problem with. I'll just 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:09.439 keep switching seats the whole flight. What is the audience 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:12.360 going to be? Like, I mean, like you did it 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:15.720 demographically speaking, no, no, no volume one. Oh, they're only 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.559 doing three thousand seats, which is weird because it's in 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:22.240 an arena, right, that's what just open and it's sold out. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:26.040 I'm like, just open it up. They're having like I mean, 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:29.800 arena like basketball like games that have like I'm hoping 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:33.440 you're not spread out because that will Oh my god, 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:37.800 the laughs are gonna be echoing in that place. If 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.960 you spread out three thousand people in a seat arena, 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:43.920 your mind as will be playing to yourself. You're gonna 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:53.480 hear You're gonna hear things. The one guy in the back, yeah, 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.360 you else, what what's he talking about? Who's he talking about? 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:00.600 The crowd? Work in a in a in a arena 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.960 that big how do you How do you manage to 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.600 do that? That's my favorite part of your every every 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.480 bit of your stand up is like I like to 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:10.320 So what I do is when I'm in an arena, 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.360 I have two camera guys on stage and they'll shoot 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:19.200 the audience and they know basically they the parameters of 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.560 where I will speak to somebody, of course, because there's 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:24.320 only so far I can go, so they know that's 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:27.520 even lit because yeah, so they noticed scan like the 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:32.560 first two to three rows maximum three and then uh 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.640 and then and then they'll kind of figure out. They'll 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:36.520 they know my these guys have been with me for 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.960 a long time, so they know my moves. They'll be like, 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:42.120 he's probably gonna talk to that guy. Probably gonna talk 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:44.560 to that guy. I don't know until I get out there, 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.680 and then we all figure it out. And sometimes I'm like, hey, 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:48.960 you and they'll get the wrong guy. What are you 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.360 doing the rest of that? The guy I'm talking to, 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.440 I said, a black guy, and you shut up a 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.720 white woman. I mean that's the but but that that's 0:15:55.760 --> 0:16:00.400 even better though, right, I mean anything you know, do 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.600 you get to um, do you get to do lots 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:06.360 of winging it on? Any of the voices. Definitely, like 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:10.680 on this one, there there were like which one on 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:14.560 this on this podcast on Space Jam on Space Jam, 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:17.240 like I'm thinking about like something that I just did, 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:21.280 and it was basically like here's the script. But even 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.320 you know, when you're working on a film, it's like 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.880 versus TV. As you know, in animation like they needed 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.640 yesterday and TV. But with film it's like we got 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.800 two years, so we'd be going back into the booth 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:38.040 like for months working and hammering out scenes that they're like, 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.880 this is funnier. There's always time to punch up, and 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.320 then they will give you the opportunity to you know, 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.840 here's do three on the three on the page, and 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.280 do one that you like right right or yeah. And 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:53.200 then Malcolm d Lee the director, Malcolm directed this, Malcolm 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.880 d Lee, son of a bit, you know, Malcolm, Yeah, 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:59.800 I'm a text his ask text of column right now, 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:03.720 welcome d Lee, the director of Space Jamnue legacy was 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:06.760 I did not know that he was always in the room, 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:10.200 and uh, if not in the room during the pandemic, 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:15.200 I'd be recording in my my Christopher walk in closet. 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.159 As as long as I was making Malcolm. Laugh. I 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.760 knew I was doing my job right because I'm we're 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:25.520 talking with a guy that's worked with Hattish Heart, all 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:30.840 the all the greats, Mr Ben Schwartz. And I was 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.359 supposed to do a movie with Malcolm but then I 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:35.800 don't know what happened with that. But okay, they never 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:38.080 never came together. But then he keeps texting me like 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:40.280 we've got to work together. I'm like, you're the one 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:43.480 doing all the work. Put me in. You should have 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:46.520 been in space, jam man. Yeah, he's he's um, Spike 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:50.399 Lee's cousin. No way, you didn't know that. Yes, Spike 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:53.200 Lee's cousin. I did not know it. And his mother 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:57.600 is Jamaican. Okay, that's why we all. That's what I mean. 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:01.480 You know, he's that's the power of of grown up 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:07.640 in Toronto, of the Island folk and la Jamaican. Well, 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:09.800 you know he's if he says he's going to put 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:11.800 you in something, he's he's good to his word. I'm 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:13.920 sure he's been many years now, it's been right, well 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.120 now in a half years of Malcolm, you funk, what's 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:20.520 wrong with you? It was Barbershop three or four whatever, 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:23.399 was one of the barbershops. Okay, so I didn't know 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:26.520 that he was. He continuing that that legacy if he 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:31.240 did the last barbershop that they did, and um, and 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:32.639 I was supposed to be in it. But then they 0:18:32.680 --> 0:18:35.760 gave it to a different Indian kid, which is fine, 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:38.240 I mean, there he is, there he is. They gave 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:41.480 it to a younger, better looking Indian one that looked 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:45.000 more Indian. I'm like, that's fair. Whatever. I end up 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:47.280 doing Jungle Book instead. So that's why I only do 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:50.800 voice over, because they'll never give it to another Filipino guy. 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:56.520 They might, you know, joke coin might take your joke 0:18:56.560 --> 0:19:02.280 coin man. Another another, another generous comedian. He I haven't 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:04.520 met him, I've I've been a fan of his work. 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:07.920 And he sent me a bunch of gear and yeah, 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:13.320 congratulations and never sent me ship. And how long have 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:17.160 you guys have known each other? Fifteen years? Holy smokes. 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.480 He opened for me. I took him on tour to 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.840 Australia him and I'm ed, I'm ed a matter of fact. 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.399 And I just found the flyer for. I found a 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:26.960 stack of the flyers for when I was in the 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.639 Vegas house. But I noticed a lot of artwork in 0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:32.479 your house, a lot of music memorabilia and and the 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:37.639 ones in twos spending lots. I've been djas and five. Dude, 0:19:37.640 --> 0:19:40.840 that's amazing man. Starting from Scratch. Yes, Scratch and I 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:42.560 have known each other since eighty nine. We did Alive 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:45.919 to Air together back in ninety. He's a huge retro 0:19:46.040 --> 0:19:48.960 Kid supporter. Yes, he is, as as am. I I 0:19:49.040 --> 0:19:52.239 know wearing You've always wearing your mr dress up right 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:56.760 now And dude, I like, so, how do we are 0:19:56.800 --> 0:19:58.399 you one of the owners of retro Ki. Yeah. I 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:02.040 designed these shirts. Really, I designed it. So before I 0:20:02.080 --> 0:20:05.600 went into animation, I was an animator. I was like working, 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:09.480 uh in in a few studios like in and around Hollywood, 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:13.920 just drawing, and then someone said, you know, they'll they'll 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:17.359 give you money to read into a microphone. So it 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:21.600 was like kind of moonlighting between drawing during like my shifts, 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:24.680 and then I would go to like Nickelodeon an audition 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:27.920 for stuff, and then drive back to the animation house 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:31.040 and and draw. I don't know how long you've been 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:34.520 in l A. About twenty years. Oh really? Yeah you 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:37.399 came out here way early then. Yeah. Yeah. Again, like 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:43.119 was like the college internship. I was at Centennial Centennial College. 0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:47.320 I performed there. Yeah really yeah? Which one that Centennial 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:51.119 Centennial College? Which one in uh Oshawa? No? Mine was 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:55.080 my campus was the one buy paper Mortimer by by 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:57.159 the dan for I think I did that one. I 0:20:57.200 --> 0:20:59.320 did all of them. Yeah. There was like an auditorium. 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:02.080 It would have like the Nooner Show. It was the 0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:06.880 Nooner Show noon it was uh the loony noony show. 0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:08.960 It was like cost your dollar to get in really 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:11.560 sure for sure? Yeah, And I would be doing those 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:14.639 shows back in the yeah, back in the day. I 0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:18.600 actually have a flyer from one of them I posted 0:21:18.640 --> 0:21:22.359 up in my house in Vegas. It's a looney Looney 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:26.639 Tuesday was Looney Tuesdays or something like that. Tuesdays for 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:29.919 Loony Tuesdays. For KFC. That was the big deal. And 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:32.400 it was like, I don't know, one of those colleges 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:34.760 like New Him or something. You know, you were you 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:38.760 broke them, old man, You're You're like nothing anyone Like 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:41.600 my family, we would anytime you had a special on TV. 0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:46.680 We would always like tape it on VHS because that's 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:49.800 that's all you could do back then, and we would 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:52.680 just watch the ship out of your your specials man. Well, 0:21:52.720 --> 0:21:55.520 the first two were kind of bad. Now, the first 0:21:55.520 --> 0:21:59.280 one was really good. I was very green then I 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:02.960 was I don't doing stand up six years? Really six years? 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:05.640 Six years? It was six years. And I mean you're 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:09.040 the kind of comic and I mean, you know, uh, 0:22:09.760 --> 0:22:11.800 I mean people know stand up comedy, but I mean, 0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:15.800 like that, just go out when when there's no special 0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:19.320 known Netflix, just go out to a bar maybe that 0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:21.720 has five or ten people, and just still tells jokes 0:22:21.760 --> 0:22:24.800 like an audience. You got to do it. That's really 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:27.120 the hustle is thirty two years. So you know who 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:29.960 tried to get me to do stand up was Harlan Williams. Really, 0:22:30.200 --> 0:22:33.320 I was like, how you're a Canadian fella. Hey there, buddy, 0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:37.840