WEBVTT - Dick Burger Talks to Himself 

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Garrett? What's your phone tap? All about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Here? It's very unique exactly. So Keith wanted to play

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<v Speaker 3>a phone tap on his grandpa Richard. Now we learned

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<v Speaker 3>that Richard loves to fight with people on the phone

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<v Speaker 3>who he doesn't know, so when he gets phone calls

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<v Speaker 3>at his house, he starts arguing with them. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>so we're gonna call Richard, confuse him, record Richard, and

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<v Speaker 3>then play Richard back Richard.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, these are tough to pull off.

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<v Speaker 3>These are hard to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do it?

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<v Speaker 3>It was fun? Let's see what happens in today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hi is Richard Berger there? Yeah, this is Dick Burger.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's this Patrick?

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<v Speaker 4>Patrick?

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you home right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm home right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Is this your phone number here? Two seven?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you got the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 3>This is your two seven?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is year to seven. That's my number.

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<v Speaker 2>What you want?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>Patrick?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what Patrick? Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>Patrick?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you like sausage?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? I like sausage.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean sausage?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you play ping pong?

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<v Speaker 2>Do scratch your ass?

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<v Speaker 4>All?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, all right, So that's part one.

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<v Speaker 3>That's part one.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you recorded him.

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<v Speaker 3>Now Richard's going to talk to Richard, all right, here's

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<v Speaker 3>where he gets fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, this is Dick Burger.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's this? Who is this? Yeah, this is Dick Burger.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's this?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? This is Year of Skit two seven. That's my number.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my number.

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<v Speaker 2>What you want? No, that's my number? You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>Patrick? I don't know what Patrick? Hello, who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Who the hell are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? This is Year of Skip two seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's my number. No, yes, it is No, cut

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<v Speaker 2>it out, all right, don't scratch your ass. Stop calling

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<v Speaker 2>my number?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop calling me? Cut it out? All right? Now? Who

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<v Speaker 2>is say? Stop calling my number?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Richard?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this now?

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<v Speaker 3>Richard? My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your grandson, Keith.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, do you realize you've been talking to

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<v Speaker 3>yourself for the past half hours?

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<v Speaker 4>What? Yeah, this is Dick Berger. Who's this? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Keith had to get back to class, but he

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to play a little joke on you.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'll see that sound of a Bitch later the Elvis.

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<v Speaker 1>Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all participants.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show