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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, crust of you know, it's like cooking in

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Speaker 2: And that on the second batch of bacon you make

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Speaker 1: Yes, poop poop platter Ye.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to a new episode of the New Mall podcast.

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Speaker 3: I am Mall, I'm Rory, and today we are joined

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Speaker 3: by a very interesting guest. You may have seen him

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Speaker 3: in countless box office smashes uh please YouTube videos, just giving.

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Speaker 2: You the black Power fist for Black History Month. That's

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Speaker 2: what that felt like. Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 3: I feel seen. I love this guy.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 3: We are joined with the talented and funny, Mark Norman,

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Speaker 3: How you doing.

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Speaker 1: Mark, Hey Comedy, Good to be here, Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Nice Dick.

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Speaker 3: Well, we just happened to be in Brooklyn, and uh,

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Speaker 3: you know, we was like, listen, let's just gentrify the

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Speaker 2: So we called mart let's finish it off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just let's just got to gentify the whole

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Speaker 3: Brooklyn today.

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Speaker 2: So Chipotle couldn't do it, we'll do it.

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Speaker 3: We'll do us in Mark today. How you feeling good man.

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Speaker 1: I used to live in Brooklyn. I used to live

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm neither.

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Speaker 1: I was a boy without a country. Yeah. It wasn't pretty.

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Speaker 1: Like a lot of black guys be like you're on

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Speaker 1: see it. Yes, I am circumcised, so we are are Muslim.

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Speaker 3: I think I don't know how to count it.

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Speaker 2: I don't I haven't asked enough Muslim men all in.

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Speaker 3: Let us know. If you're circumcised.

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Speaker 2: Do you have any hours favorite? Uh, don't cut the towers.

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Speaker 3: Give me that radio when you see an iPod because

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, street justice keeps us balanced. So you moved

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Speaker 1: It was the cock blocking that was the real prop.

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Speaker 3: There's no comedy in New Orleans, not really.

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Speaker 1: I was just such a rudderless loser, and I had

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Speaker 1: No, they're all dead.

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Speaker 2: They didn't get the two drink minimum at the club.

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Speaker 1: Now, three of them didn't speak English. I sure had

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Speaker 1: I'm two straight years of bombing because you know, I

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Speaker 1: And uh yeah, just eight ship. I was barking. You

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Speaker 1: And you know it's weird, is I would bomb so much?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, you Jews are always like, we got

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Speaker 1: No, Okay, I gotta I gotta watch more movies.

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 1: I know him, well, I've done his podcast. Okay, great guy,

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Speaker 1: came up together are really bonded. And then it's there's

447
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Speaker 1: so much. You go through so much alone as a commedian.

448
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,760
Speaker 1: You travel alone, you write jokes alone, you bomb alone,

449
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,000
Speaker 1: you perform alone. So when you have another comedian around,

450
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,600
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, yeah, I need you, buddy. So there

451
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,680
Speaker 1: is that, but you're right, there's definitely some beefs.

452
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Speaker 3: How do you feel about Satny Night Live because we

453
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,280
Speaker 3: was talking about it and I was I'm not the

454
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Speaker 3: biggest fan of SNL. I think they have like certain

455
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:34,359
Speaker 3: guests only at times that are funny, but overall it

456
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,600
Speaker 3: seemed it's not. I don't understand how it's such a

457
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,320
Speaker 3: template of like comedians and what they strive to like

458
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Speaker 3: get on SNL. If I can write for SNL like

459
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Speaker 3: I've made it, I just am not the biggest SNL fan.

460
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Speaker 1: I'm with you. I think it's a time capsule, like

461
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:55,199
Speaker 1: I think everybody when they're twenty two loves SNL. I

462
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,040
Speaker 1: loved Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell and all those guys

463
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,040
Speaker 1: on there, but like I'm thirty nine, it's just not

464
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:05,040
Speaker 1: for me. It's hip, it's young. It's very political now,

465
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,479
Speaker 1: which it used to not be. It used to be

466
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,240
Speaker 1: born silly, and I think now it's kind of pushing

467
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,320
Speaker 1: an agenda a little more, which is a bummer. Like

468
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,120
Speaker 1: we just make fun of everything, you know. So I'm

469
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Speaker 1: with you. I'm not a huge fan. Like that's not

470
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,880
Speaker 1: to say they don't come out with some bangers every

471
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,239
Speaker 1: now and then.

472
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

473
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you watch it on YouTube, you're like, all right,

474
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Speaker 1: I got that five minute sketch. I'm good, Yeah, but

475
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't watch a whole episode.

476
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Speaker 2: I feel like the Internet kind of killed SNL a

477
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,160
Speaker 2: degree that we don't need censorship anymore. If I find

478
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,200
Speaker 2: crude things funny, I can go on the Internet and

479
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,760
Speaker 2: I can find someone that will make me laugh. That way,

480
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,200
Speaker 2: they're going to fucking NBC. So when you have someone

481
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,840
Speaker 2: like Kate McKinnon, who I think is hilarious in a

482
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,480
Speaker 2: legend feel like and even Michael cha we talked about

483
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,960
Speaker 2: his stand up compared to SNL, is drastically different. Yeah,

484
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,800
Speaker 2: it's hilarious. The Michael Chase Show on HBO is fucking hilarious.

485
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,040
Speaker 2: But you get in this NBC box and it's like,

486
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,480
Speaker 2: you can't really succeed in this era.

487
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,840
Speaker 1: And then you see shit on TikTok You're like, this

488
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,720
Speaker 1: is better than anything I've ever seen on TV.

489
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, And whereas I think SNL was for the younger audience,

490
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,520
Speaker 2: now I think my mom is the audience for SNL really, yeah,

491
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,800
Speaker 2: because she grew up on SNL, so she sticks with

492
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,000
Speaker 2: it and she's not on the internet the way I am.

493
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,720
Speaker 2: I don't need to watch us, and I'll catch again

494
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Speaker 2: a funny one on YouTube that makes it through whatever.

495
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Speaker 2: But I think it's for the older audience now, to

496
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Speaker 2: be honest.

497
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Speaker 1: Interesting, interesting, Yeah, I.

498
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Speaker 2: Think it's the people that grew up on Belushi, Sandler

499
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,639
Speaker 2: all them are the only ones that stuck with it

500
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 2: because it's an institution to them. I just feel like

501
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Speaker 2: it's Pete Davidson fans. Now, Well is he still on SNL.

502
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Speaker 1: I assume he.

503
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Speaker 4: Makes a cameo like once a month, like whoa right,

504
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,000
Speaker 4: what a career man?

505
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Speaker 5: He was just at the Pro Bowl?

506
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Speaker 1: Yeah shaved.

507
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Speaker 5: He looked like he just left out.

508
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Speaker 3: At the Pro Bowl. Yeah, who goes to the fucking

509
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Speaker 3: Pro Bowl?

510
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Speaker 2: Pete Davis? I'm was it just Pete was at the

511
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Speaker 2: Pro Bowl?

512
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Speaker 5: He was like it was just yeah, it him.

513
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 3: He was working.

514
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,199
Speaker 5: It's not working.

515
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Speaker 3: They put him on the field.

516
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 4: They put him on a field in a big hoodie

517
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Speaker 4: and handed him a trophy to pass to someone.

518
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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just saying he wasn't there just to watch.

519
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Speaker 3: He didn't like to take a trip to the Pro Bowl,

520
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Speaker 3: like I'm gonna watch No, because who does that?

521
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,200
Speaker 2: Nobody Nobody goes.

522
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Speaker 3: To the Pro Bowl.

523
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Speaker 2: I picked Pete Davidson to give an award at the

524
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 2: Pro Bowls. You're not asking the right questions.

525
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 1: Very popular, but I just want to smell his dick.

526
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Speaker 3: Mark.

527
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 2: You don't think he watches well.

528
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Speaker 1: Even if he does, I get a hint to some

529
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Speaker 1: Kardashian or Ariana, Arianna or Emorada whatever, Radakowski, they're just friends.

530
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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it's what the post on.

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Speaker 4: Me gillis talking about SNL. I feel like his sketch

532
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Speaker 4: the Gillian Keeves would have been a great as a writer.

533
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,199
Speaker 4: He would have been a great addition, and obviously that

534
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 4: got derailed.

535
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Speaker 1: But yeah, but SNL couldn't have half of those sketches.

536
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, NBC, Yeah, NBC, that half of

537
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 1: that is ship is over the over the line? You know,

538
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,439
Speaker 1: practice and standards wise?

539
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:03,439
Speaker 3: Is uh?

540
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 2: Because I feel like, and I again could be wrong

541
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 2: outside looking in a lot of the comedy journey was

542
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 2: stand up, get a sitcom, and that was your way

543
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 2: of what's the stereotypical path now? Because again it's not

544
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 2: even SnO is it? Stand up? Get on Rogan? Hopefully

545
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,360
Speaker 2: Bert Kreischer will eat food with me, and like, then,

546
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 2: what what is the the standard way of doing it?

547
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 2: I know it's all different, but.

548
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no standard anymore. You can still do that route,

549
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: you know, like Michael J got an HBO show, Sam

550
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,400
Speaker 1: Jay got an HBO show. So there is that route,

551
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: but you can also go to the YouTube, the social media,

552
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: the get on hot ones, you know all it's so

553
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: splintered now, so there's all kinds of different avenues and

554
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,959
Speaker 1: you don't need the gatekeepers anymore. You can still use

555
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: the gatekeepers. But I thought you say gatekeepers, I'm gatekeepers, Well, gatekeeper,

556
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm pitching a guy at a beekeeper outfit, just holding

557
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 1: back a bunch of holding back. Billy Eichner, a bunch

558
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Speaker 1: of gates.

559
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Speaker 3: Yeah, whoa relax.

560
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Speaker 1: Everyone, Yeah, the gaykeepers on Fox.

561
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Speaker 4: FO.

562
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, there's definitely there's now there's more avenues,

563
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: and that's why comedy's better than it's ever been. I mean,

564
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: there's so many comics and there's so many brands of comedy.

565
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 1: There's so many different styles. You got in the Net,

566
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: then you got Schultz, then you got Pete Davidson, then

567
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: you got Mulaney, then you got Louie, then you got

568
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: Rocks coming out with a new one. So it's a

569
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 1: little everything. Everybody can find their person and do.

570
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Speaker 2: You think touring makes that easier, because you I feel

571
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 2: comedy tours are bigger than they've ever been, where you

572
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 2: may not need the network show to pay your rent.

573
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: You definitely don't need the shows, and the shows hold

574
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Speaker 1: you back. Like I was talking to christ Stefano, funny comic,

575
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: and he got some hosting gig for like some true

576
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: TV show, and he said he was losing money hosting

577
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: this show because you couldn't do his podcast.

578
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's.

579
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Speaker 1: That's the new world order. Yeah, And so it's a

580
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: different time, and it's a it's a great time. Look

581
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: at you, guys. They got fucking seven cameras up in

582
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:04,439
Speaker 1: this pedophile den you're in. And this is it. This

583
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 1: is entertainment.

584
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: This is this is the waiting room to Epstein Island.

585
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 1: This is the screening a lounge. This is the gate

586
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 1: to get to the plane. There's a playground out back.

587
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 3: So how was it? Comedians in New York City like dating?

588
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:27,199
Speaker 1: Like?

589
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 3: Do comedians? Do comics get a lot of pussy? Do

590
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 3: ya y'all get besides Pete? Like?

591
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: Of course Pete like.

592
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 3: Do y'all like? Because the comedy clubs are like more

593
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 3: of a date type of thing. So I don't I

594
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 3: don't know. If a lot of single women go to

595
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 3: comedy club.

596
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: They're around, they're around and then on the road as well.

597
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's pretty good for getting late. I'm a

598
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 1: married kief, but my single days I was really tearing

599
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,199
Speaker 1: up some gash. I had a great run. I had

600
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 1: a great run.

601
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Speaker 3: And uh, you know, tearing up is just fucking Can

602
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 3: we put that on a hoodie? Yeah? Up some gash

603
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 3: on a fucking hoodie? Man.

604
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 1: Well, I think for ladies they like a funny guy.

605
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: They like a guy who was on stage, and uh,

606
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 1: they know you're not a murderer. Probably, you know, it's

607
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: basically a tinder bio.

608
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 2: I heard Ted Bundy was very charming that we don't know.

609
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: I heard that too. Uh he got he tore up

610
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: some gash.

611
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 2: He was the Pete Davison of his era. You think

612
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 2: about it, that's true.

613
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 3: How many times have you almost got your ass kicked

614
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 3: and you had to like tell jokes to get out

615
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 3: of you?

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Speaker 2: Is that like one of your like my whole childhood? Yeah, yeah,

617
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: didn't work in CANARSI you know, no.

618
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: No, I didn't have enough time.

619
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Speaker 3: Hey give me.

620
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to public school it was. It was

621
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Speaker 1: a little dicey how so well, you know, I couldn't

622
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: fight and I wasn't good at sports, so I had

623
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 1: to do something. So you make a crack about the

624
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: tough guy and then he comes up to you and

625
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: then you gotta you gotta think quick. Yeah, and then

626
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: you know, pretend to blow over something and then you

627
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: get out of it.

628
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Speaker 2: Most interesting girl you met on the road while you

629
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 2: were crushing these boxes, jez Louise.

630
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 1: Oh, I fucked Amanda Knox.

631
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 3: We all know Amanda. Yeah.

632
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: Oh h no, GE's crazy as gal the road. I

633
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: don't know. I've had a lot of a lot of

634
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: fun wild times. I had sex with my teacher in college.

635
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: Nice.

636
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fun.

637
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 2: What was the age difference?

638
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: I was probably twenty three or twenty two and she

639
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: was forty five.

640
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Speaker 2: Do you feel like she misused her power and puts

641
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 2: you in a position where you.

642
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: Had to have sex with her? I got an A

643
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: in the class, but I gave her the D.

644
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 3: Yeah.

645
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: But now, yeah, she definitely she was definitely using me

646
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 1: as a sex toy, and I was fine with it.

647
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 2: A great time.

648
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: You were wrapping up on the road. You gotta wrap

649
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 1: it up see sometimes you don't.

650
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 3: This is there's a lot of.

651
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Speaker 1: Ladies out there going take it off, take it off.

652
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 2: No, jeez, that scares me.

653
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's very popular.

654
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 3: If a girl tells you to take it off. Yeah,

655
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 3: I'm scared.

656
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: I'm turned on.

657
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 3: Oh man.

658
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 2: That means she trusts me and she never does sees

659
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: you for who you are. Yeah, she never wants to

660
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: feel you.

661
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 3: She wants to.

662
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 2: It's the first time for her.

663
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 3: Okay, she's never done anything like that at all.

664
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: If you're Drake, though, you gotta bring the hot sauce.

665
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 3: That wasn't that. First of all, Drake is not using condoms.

666
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: No kosher, come on, you would do that.

667
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: But if he gets a gal pregnant, that's he's fucked

668
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Speaker 1: this tax right off?

669
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 2: All right? Is that what you go on? Abortion?

670
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

671
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: To see, with abortions, you can only write that off

672
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 2: once because it's expense one time the child keeps going.

673
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: Good point, good point.

674
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: I don't know you were Jewish? Yeah, three percent. I

675
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 2: did my twenty three and me and as my aunt said,

676
00:27:53,320 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 2: that's your mother's side. So no, great, uh, feel we're

677
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 2: having fun. There's women here, so it feels like it's allowed. No, no,

678
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 2: they're they're more problematic than we are. All right, So

679
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 2: of course you have your beautiful wife.

680
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 5: Now, sure you don't know what she looks like.

681
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's just the thing, like, gosh, she's in a wheelchair,

682
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: so she appreciates that.

683
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know it's sensitive times, so regardless.

684
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and but don't don't assume her pronouns either.

685
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 2: That I apologize, thank you, I apologize. Go When when

686
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: did you decide it was it was over for crushing pussy?

687
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 3: Well, how does the comic get out of like the

688
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 3: single life, because that has to be tough.

689
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: Like when did you stop cheating?

690
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: It's tough because it's a lot of a lot of

691
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: emotions get involved. And you know, as a guy on

692
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: the road, you pop into Pittsburgh and you might plow

693
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: a nice, plump lady and then you leave and she's

694
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: like that's it. And you're like, I don't live there.

695
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: Look at look at my show dates? Yeah, Philly tonight,

696
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: I just center my tour, my schedule. And they're like, why,

697
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: well we had sex and you're like, I know. She's like,

698
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: but I had sex with you. I'm like, but I

699
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: had sex with you. I don't get this week, I thought,

700
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: what equality, you know, like, why that's what I Yeah, why.

701
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: Do you get to get mad at me?

702
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

703
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just a fun a great consensual romp.

704
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,719
Speaker 2: Still in touch with a Pittsburgh girl.

705
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: No, no, you.

706
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 3: See how white boys can just like look past it

707
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 3: like that and just keep having a conversation. I can't

708
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: look past that.

709
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 2: You do it?

710
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 3: Like Mark, what the fuck is rolled with?

711
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 5: You all? Try it out?

712
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: Try it outrid vegan fart? You know his hat. I

713
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: don't want a vegan vegan fart. Joy and broccoli yo.

714
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 3: Where we went right into the next but yeah, so

715
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 3: like you know what you want to roll? No, this

716
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 3: man just farted the mic.

717
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: I was still very concerned about the woman in Pittsburgh

718
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 2: and that got her heart broken.

719
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 5: Where it was going to match his fart.

720
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

721
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: By the end of this part, we're all farting once.

722
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: Absolutely. So when you're out to lunch show you were

723
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 3: talking about how women don't fart in front of it,

724
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 3: like guys.

725
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, usually.

726
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 3: Do you remember when your wife first farted?

727
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that was the first time I hit her. Now, No,

728
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,719
Speaker 1: I do remember, And I was like, oh, ship, we are,

729
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: we're getting close. You know, we're we're getting real chummy.

730
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: I think farting for a woman is like crying.

731
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: Hitting her was when you guys were getting too chummy

732
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 2: or the fart the.

733
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 3: Fart Yeah, no, no, not hitting her.

734
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 2: She had hit her before that.

735
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she had an abusive father. It was you know,

736
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: runs of the family, but.

737
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 2: It was her kinks we can't kink shame.

738
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, she likes a black guy. What was the question, Oh,

739
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: the farting. Yeah, I think for a farting for a woman,

740
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: it's it's it's tough because a lot of women hide it.

741
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: So when a woman farts, you're like, oh, she's close,

742
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: we're close. Yeah, it's like crying for a guy. If

743
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: a guy cries her from a woman's like, oh shit,

744
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: this guy really is comfortable around me.

745
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 3: What about if a guy cries in front of a

746
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: guy that's tough. Yeah, he's like, what do you do?

747
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 3: You get him a beer?

748
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 2: Nah?

749
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: I think you get a get an uber, Yeah, you

750
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: get are There's too much crying on TV. By the way,

751
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: my lady watches all this ninety Day Fiance Horses.

752
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: You love that show.

753
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: Every ten seconds a person's like and I just don't

754
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: know this guy left me in Pittsburgh.

755
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, so because you wouldn't give her a visa.

756
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: This guy left me Pittsburgh.

757
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you expect from the ninety day

758
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: fiance cast? I get crying would probably be the next

759
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 2: step after flying from a third world country.

760
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: That's Pittsburgh.

761
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: Good point within ninety days.

762
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: But it's Bachelor, it's Bachelor Red, it's Love Island, it's

763
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: all crying.

764
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 3: It's a whole bunch of bullshit.

765
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, I like to jerk off to it,

766
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: but naturally it's a little.

767
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: Alter on your neck. Yeah. What's what's the one? Nickolache

768
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: is the Chinese are ruining the world? TikTok and Nicoloche.

769
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 2: Those are my three that I think are ruining the world.

770
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: What is the one where you have to get engaged

771
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: without blind? Maybe love is blind? Do you think they're

772
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 2: arding into the microphones there? Because how can you get

773
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 2: engaged to somebody that's never farted in front of you?

774
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: You're here, I can see you.

775
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 3: Have to smell somebody's fart to know if you want

776
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 3: to live with them forever.

777
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: It's a great point you have to Yeah, is.

778
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: That a deal breaker?

779
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 4: Though?

780
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 3: It depends on how the stinch. I think if it's like,

781
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 3: if it's too it's like she has and yeah, something wrong.

782
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's what dogs are doing. You put

783
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: a dog in a dog parker's right for the other

784
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: dog's asshole.

785
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

786
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to get to home right away, skip the steps.

787
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 3: Humans should do that.

788
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: We should do that. Yeah, you can see how clean

789
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: someone is. I fart pretty early.

790
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 3: In front of the one do you? Yeah?

791
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 2: Good for you. I'm a second dater?

792
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 3: Whoa second date?

793
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 2: You far from it?

794
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 3: Said?

795
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: It happens every day.

796
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 4: Roll the windows up and you in front of a

797
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 4: woman on the second date.

798
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: That's bold.

799
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 2: Like there's certain things I'll hide from a woman like

800
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 2: my wife. But yeah, I'm not like, I'm not gonna

801
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 2: my bowel movements happen every single day. I'm not going

802
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 2: to hide that.

803
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 3: Oh you get comfortable quick? Yeah?

804
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: Would that be a deal breaker?

805
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: Ladies?

806
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: Ah, well they don't. They're dead inside.

807
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 2: But I can smell it well. But I mean sometimes

808
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 2: I forced them out, and I've changed my draws as

809
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: an adult man, I don't even want to say the age.

810
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 2: Yeah you're here like kind of recently. Really, sometimes I can't.

811
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 3: Tell you'll know something right behind that.

812
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 2: For I've walked up from the F train, last step

813
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: I could feel it LEACANDEMO.

814
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 5: Have you ever had an incident like that on stage?

815
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: I don't wear underwear, but kidding, denim is crazy. I

816
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: had a virus called h pylori. What you get from

817
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: eating ass? Fun fact for the kids out h pylori HSV? Yeah,

818
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: HIV And uh you get it from in what do

819
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: you call it? Eating feces ingester? Thank you?

820
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 2: This was the plump girl from Pittsburgh. You got it

821
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: from the plump girl from Cleveland?

822
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: Random ass on the rope, I was when I when

823
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: I was singing, it was really I put a napkin

824
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: in the shirt and had a fork and a knife. Yeah,

825
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: and I would really go full Rottweiler. But fresh from

826
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: the show, did you can go home and wash it? No? Wash?

827
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 3: Well, now you know what exactly HPV.

828
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 5: That was on the rider.

829
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta you gotta let him sit in the

830
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 2: hotel bath with hot water, let him bake a bit,

831
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 2: boil under there, and then then you go to goes.

832
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: You want a little oh yeah, crust. You know it's

833
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: like cooking in the same pant a little seasonal labor.

834
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: Yeahs in my life, the second batch of bacon you

835
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,959
Speaker 2: make with the grease that's already there is always better.

836
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: Yes, poop poop platter.

837
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 3: Yeah.

838
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: So uh, I went down on this this gal and uh,

839
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: two days later, I was like whoa. I was feeling

840
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: all wonky and I was shipping water. My mouth was dry,

841
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: a white tongue, and just felt grows headaches. So I

842
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 1: go to the hospital and the guy goes, this is bad,

843
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: looks like you have h Yeah, BYLORI thank god. But

844
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: point is I had to shoot a Comedy Central special

845
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: while having this this virus. It wasn't healed yet. Yes,

846
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: it was my flu game. And if you pull up

847
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: a photo, my face is this big. I'm sweating, I'm bloated.

848
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: Comedy Central half hour Bark Norman and I had Ship

849
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: running down my leg throughout the set because it was

850
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: just bubbly, gurgly, just wet ship. And you were wearing

851
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: shorts right yeah, hot fants on and it was it

852
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: was a dark, dark time.

853
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 3: So you did your Comedy Central special ship on yourself.

854
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 2: See look you can.

855
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, you can see how just that doesn't even

856
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: look like you exactly. So those were dark times, but

857
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: I got through it.

858
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: Did you reach out to the woman the same way

859
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 2: you would had it been like chlamtye or something like?

860
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 2: I just want to let you know, Nack, your ass

861
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:54,439
Speaker 2: is contagious maybe white?

862
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I should have. I don't know how to. Hey,

863
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: your ass is healthy and bacteria infested. You should shower.

864
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you say there?

865
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, now you need a full shower.

866
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, then I have to see if you're a

867
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 2: super spider. You said two days is when the symptoms came.

868
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: Was there any ass? Did you bring any bacteria from

869
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 2: that ass to another ass within the two days?

870
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 1: Good quest. I don't believe I did, but that's a

871
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: good question. Now. Now, you ever had a girl on

872
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: a date eight year old garbage ca?

873
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

874
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 3: I have? Yes?

875
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: Oh really? Pre fart uh post fart?

876
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: Whoa is love? Yeah? And it might have been at

877
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 2: a steakhouse after.

878
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 3: This just proves my point that white gods some of

879
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 3: the dirtiest motherfuckers.

880
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 2: You are king getting your assay though, Oh yeah, and

881
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 2: I love getting my ass heat.

882
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's big.

883
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 2: He's big on the diaper change y's his thing?

884
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 3: Oh really, oh, man, legs will shoulders to knees.

885
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 2: Put the power there. But it is nastier. I feel

886
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: like how I feel like my porterhouse, but is way

887
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 2: more sanitary than your kale.

888
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: But there's no way, there's nowhere to get a Q

889
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: tip in here and go to the last Q tip

890
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: the rapper or.

891
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 2: He could eat my ass. Sure he's cute. I got

892
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 2: news for you. He's a beautiful man. A long Yeah,

893
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 2: take your birth control. Uh did they ever return the

894
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 2: favorite on the road?

895
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would when I was a single guy.

896
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: I would always turn it up, turn it down. I

897
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 1: got a hot wheel in there and a gummy bear

898
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: and a paper. I don't know what's going on back there.

899
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: There's a ton of hair. It's bad.

900
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 2: So he was just eating ass and send them, send

901
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 2: them on their way. Yeah, I'm a giver.

902
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it.

903
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 2: They did the two drinking minimum.

904
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: Got you, I'll give you a chlamydia.

905
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 3: So let's go from ass eating straight to politics.

906
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: Great, same thing.

907
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 3: Great twenty twenty four. Do you think that Trump has

908
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 3: a real chance of winning again?

909
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because, uh, I think he blew

910
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: his wad already. I think a lot of the shock

911
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: value is going. Yeah, shock value is going. I think

912
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: the all the people are going to go to DeSantis,

913
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: those same Trump people, because the thing Trump had was

914
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: he says whatever he wants, He's bold, he speaks his mind,

915
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: he is he's none censored. Yeah, and now we got

916
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 1: another guy who's kind of like that, and he's a

917
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: little more hinged. Yeah I'm not a DeSantis guy, but

918
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: he is a little more normal seeming than Trump was

919
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: just fucking wacko. Yeah, crazy guy. So, uh, I don't

920
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: think he's got as much of a shot.

921
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 3: So we do this thing on a show called Same Night,

922
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 3: Same City, So Same night, Same city, Trump or Desante's

923
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 3: who you go with?

924
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: Which comedy show are you going to?

925
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: Oh? Wait what, I'm confused.

926
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: Same night they were doing a fundraiser rally whatever it is.

927
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 2: Trump has one in the city, Desantas has one in

928
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 2: the city. Which one are you attending?

929
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 3: Well?

930
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go to either because I've never gone to

931
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: any political event.

932
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: But uh, do I have to go to one? Yeah,

933
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 2: Pete's going, so you gotta go?

934
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,280
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll smell that. N I would probably

935
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: go to Trumps just to see it and be more

936
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: of a spectacle and you get to see the wackos

937
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: in there, you know, the camo hats and the toothless.

938
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like a like a Connecticut casino, you know,

939
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: smoking the.

940
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 2: Bus to Foxwoods. Yeah, the guy.

941
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: I know that.

942
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: What what are the crowds like? I mean, we already

943
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 2: know what the women are like with the ac eating,

944
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: but what what are crowds like from here versus like

945
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 2: the Midwest as far as jokes and things of that

946
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 2: nature way down to like the political shit.

947
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: I guess way better in the Midwest. Yeah, New York

948
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: has gotten soft. New York has gotten weird with crowds.

949
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: They've almost gotten so progressive and it's become conservative clenching

950
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: their pearls are like oh, and you're like, what the

951
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: fuck is wrong with you? Quiefs like these are jokes

952
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: as a guy jerking off on McDougall Street, and you're like, oh,

953
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: a gay joke, Get out of here, grow up. But

954
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: then you go to Cleveland and they're they're loving it. Yeah,

955
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: and New York used to be the spot where you'd

956
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: come and try dark shit and get weird, and they

957
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: I've gotten less open minded over time, which is I

958
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 1: think a big reason why you mentioned earlier people are leaving.

959
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: I know a girl, she grew up in Harlem. She's Chinese,

960
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: She's super fun, cool as shit. She just moved to Denver.

961
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: She's like, New York sucks now, damn she grew up here.

962
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: Sad you hate to see it.

963
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 3: We went to the show in LA. Comedy show in La,

964
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 3: and they made us check our phones at the front.

965
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 2: That.

966
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 3: I think that every comedy cloak could.

967
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: Do that, do that completely, or the comedy seller does it,

968
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: the doing a New York who does it? And that's

969
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: why I feel safe there, ironically, because some'm weirdo could

970
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: just film you and cut your set up and he

971
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: said this, You're like, yeah, but it was a context,

972
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: you know, but they'd cut that out and they put

973
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: it on YouTube and who knows what.

974
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, who was early on that. I think

975
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,919
Speaker 2: Rock and Chappelle were probably the first people.

976
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 3: Oh Chappelle for sure.

977
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 2: I think Chappelle invested in that company and then yeah, yeah,

978
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 2: that isn't annoying though when you want to get on

979
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: your phone, Yeah, I.

980
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 3: Guess, But I mean I understand it because especially now

981
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 3: with everybody being so sensitive and you know, comics feel

982
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 3: like comedy is the one art where you should take

983
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 3: you know, social and current adventure things that's going on,

984
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 3: and people feel and find like the spot any way,

985
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 3: we can laugh and joke about it. But if you

986
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,919
Speaker 3: have somebody filming something and they just posted on social

987
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 3: media so oh he said this, and yeah, now they

988
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: want to cancel you and all these things, and it's like, well, wait,

989
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 3: like you said, it was a whole context.

990
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: To that, of course, of course, And like let's say

991
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: you filmed Biggie at a show in Brooklyn before he

992
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: was famous, and then put that on the news and

993
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: you're like, look what these guys are saying out there,

994
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, but that wasn't meant for the news.

995
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: That was meant for that room, right, And that's the

996
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 1: same with comedy. It was meant for that room. And

997
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: now you're putting it on the news and you're going, jeez,

998
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: this guy's doing jokes about ass eating and you're like, yeah,

999
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: but you're a mom in Phoenix on watching the news

1000
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: and you weren't expecting as eating, so of course you're offended, you.

1001
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 2: Know, but you don't know what your daughter's doing in Pittsburgh. Yeah,

1002
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 2: you should listen to this bit.

1003
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, get some medication for h pylori and clean

1004
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 1: your as, but get.

1005
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 2: The vac scene please. Yes. I feel like that has

1006
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 2: some benefit though to comedy now because remember that was

1007
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 2: the whole outrage and anytime someone would interview a comedian

1008
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: and be like this is the is the scene right now?

1009
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 2: Too soft and offended? I think that's what makes comedy

1010
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 2: clubs more of incentive to go now, because finally you

1011
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 2: can just not care about what is being said, like

1012
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:24,479
Speaker 2: you can get to a safer place.

1013
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: I completely agree. But there are those nerds who come

1014
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: in just you almost feels like they're waiting, like you

1015
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: say it, I'm gonna get you, because there's an industry

1016
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,720
Speaker 1: in getting somebody.

1017
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 3: I mean, oh yeah, absolutely ute though yeah, they.

1018
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: Act like they're heroes and doing it all in the

1019
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: name of justice, but they're like, oh no, we got them.

1020
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1021
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: Now I'm now I'll be famous because I'll be the

1022
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: person who got that guy.

1023
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1024
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 4: But that's but even last night, I mean we're talking

1025
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 4: about the centering. Chappelle's The Closer just won Best Comedy

1026
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 4: outm at the Grammys, and the year before that, Luis c.

1027
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 4: K's special one, so it seems like there's room for

1028
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 4: like it's still appreciated on a higher level.

1029
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 3: So I said that, and they kill me for it.

1030
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 3: I said, I would absolutely go to see Bill.

1031
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: Cosby as a curiosity thing.

1032
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 3: I would have to see what he's talking about, like

1033
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 3: what is his content? What is he talking because he's

1034
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 3: had years to sit back and just think about how

1035
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 3: he's gonna materialize all of these things that's happened to

1036
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 3: him and turn it into laughs, turn it into whatever

1037
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 3: type of content Bill Cosby could turn it into. And

1038
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 3: I feel like there would only be one show and

1039
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 3: after that show they would shut the whole shit down.

1040
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 3: So the first show I would have to be there

1041
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 3: because it's like this is not going to continue to

1042
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 3: happen on the road.

1043
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: Probably not no, But that's why he's going on the

1044
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: road because people are so curious. But if you go

1045
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: to that show, you better bring a pillow on a

1046
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: butt plug because you know he's a he's a sleeper.

1047
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: Don't sleep on that guy. But I think it's crazy

1048
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,240
Speaker 1: that that's happening.

1049
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 3: It's wild, it's wild, But I'm going definitely everything I

1050
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 3: want to hear about, definitely going to see Bill Couse.

1051
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: What is the temperature like in the comedy world with

1052
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 2: Cosby amongst comedians, not so much the audience.

1053
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 3: I mean he is.

1054
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: I know people hate to hear this, but he is

1055
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: one of the greats. Like, you wouldn't have Prior without Cosby,

1056
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have sign Fell without Cosby. All these guys

1057
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: are doing Cosby. Uh, it's kind of like an NFL

1058
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: player who beats the shit out of his wife. Like

1059
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: he still got those touchdowns, you know, so like.

1060
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 3: You still put them on your fantasy team.

1061
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, and it's it's still good. He's still

1062
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: good at comedy.

1063
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 5: I know.

1064
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, how could he was never funny and you're like, well,

1065
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: you that's very convenient. So he did bad ships and

1066
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: I was never funny.

1067
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,959
Speaker 2: You feel should have killed Nicole, is what you're saying.

1068
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: I think he did. I read his book, he signed it, but.

1069
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 2: No, of course not.

1070
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying he was a good football player. Look,

1071
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: if I'm sitting there like I'm a woman who got molested,

1072
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: Like that's why you pee the bed. Yeah, I need

1073
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: a coffee and hold it with two hands. So no,

1074
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: it's a huge chair it is an awkward seat. Yeah,

1075
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: it's giant. I feel so far away from you guys. Yeah,

1076
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, the Cosby thing's crazy.

1077
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 3: Uh but tell me, but you will go see it though.

1078
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 1: I've seen him before. I saw him before he got canceled.

1079
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: I was a fan, you know. But I would love

1080
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 1: to hear about it.

1081
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 3: But you're not going well to me.

1082
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm just lazy, and I'm all I'm on the road.

1083
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 3: I got things to do.

1084
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 2: Yes, I got a Pittsford date. You know, I can't

1085
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 2: and I've seen it before, so I'm all right. Do

1086
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 2: you think there'll be comedians in support at the show?

1087
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: I doubt it. Yeah, I really that's a career killer

1088
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: right there.

1089
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 2: What if Hannibal opened?

1090
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: I like Hannibal. I saw him in La after the

1091
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: Chappelle tackle. At the Hollywood Bowl, I saw Hannibal. I

1092
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: was like one of two honkys at the after party

1093
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: and Hannibal was there and we chatted and he's a

1094
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: He's so he's like a cool guy.

1095
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 5: Now.

1096
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: He was always like a comic, but now I was like,

1097
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: I was like intimidated by him. He was hip, he

1098
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: was using lingo and slang.

1099
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 3: I couldn't pick up, he's acting black.

1100
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: I guess, so, yeah, you had to get out of there.

1101
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 1: I'm a fan.

1102
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 2: But does that happen often with comedians that like make it?

1103
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 2: You can tell, oh, they're just a little they move

1104
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 2: a little different.

1105
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: Or nerds are all we're losers, low self esteem and

1106
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: then you finally make it. You see guys just totally

1107
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: one mm hm. But I think that's what every sure,

1108
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: that's what every success story A lot of them.

1109
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 3: That's just weird though.

1110
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: It's it's uncomfortable. It's weird because we know it deep down.

1111
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: That doesn't you're depressed, cut it. There's a dweep in there.

1112
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean I feel like comedians, though still

1113
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 2: at least the ones with longevity, are still interesting to

1114
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 2: listen to because we look with rappers that get rich

1115
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 2: and at some point they're only talking about money and

1116
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 2: the ship gets I think I was watching Seinfeld in uh,

1117
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 2: Comedians and Cars with Jamie Fox, and Jamie Fox was like,

1118
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 2: when I got money, next thing I knew, I was

1119
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: on stage like anyone got the new land Rover breaks

1120
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 2: are crazy on that.

1121
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 3: It's like, no, can't relate.

1122
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you seen a lot of that with maybe

1123
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 2: because comedy right now, I feel like it's so profitable

1124
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 2: and it's ever been that. You see comedians starting to

1125
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 2: oh it turned into more successes than.

1126
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: Tell totally and their whole act is about like, so

1127
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: I was hanging out with jay z yeyeah, Like I

1128
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: liked it better when you were.

1129
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: Poor and fat. You know, is it as his fault?

1130
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 1: You think that's what I was thinking of. But here's

1131
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: what happens with comics. They will get huge, they will

1132
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: get a big head, they will get an ego and

1133
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: all that and all the money and success, and then

1134
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: they'll fall off a little and then they'll have to

1135
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: come back and be normal again. So there's a weird

1136
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: kind of roller coaster effect.

1137
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it more difficult to do bigger spots than

1138
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 2: it is to do the clubs.

1139
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm a club guy. I do theaters too, But a

1140
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: theater is like a show, like here we are at

1141
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: this theater. But a club, I feel like I can

1142
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: tinker and work and go in and out, talk to

1143
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: the crowd. Try a bit that bombs, talk about how

1144
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: it bombed. Yeah, go back to a bit that works.

1145
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: With a theater, you got to just kill it. So

1146
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 1: they're both great in different ways. A theater is like

1147
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: a hot beautiful woman that you got to go down on,

1148
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: eat out, and then a club is like a real

1149
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 1: poor or you can just piss on.

1150
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one you get your.

1151
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: So both are fun in their own way. That's my point.

1152
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you were getting to.

1153
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 3: How do you feel about uh the whole Chinese uh

1154
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 3: spy balloon?

1155
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: Ah, the spy balloon. Yeah?

1156
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 3: Do you think that was really a spy balloon?

1157
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm so stid.

1158
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 3: I feel like this was some This is like a

1159
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 3: whole just hoax.

1160
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well they're over Montana, so they're already fucking up. Yeah,

1161
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: there's nothing going on over there, but.

1162
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 2: Except for our nukes.

1163
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: Is that right?

1164
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1165
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 2: They were over the nukefield. Oh really, Oh ship, should

1166
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 2: we get into conspiracy?

1167
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1168
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 2: I think that's why. That's why it took so long.

1169
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: They had to figure out how to get another balloon

1170
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 2: up there so we could shoot it down.

1171
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 3: They didn't get a balloon fighter there.

1172
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 2: I know that they had to put the balloon up first, though.

1173
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 3: They put up Wait we put a balloon up.

1174
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 2: We might have put both those.

1175
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 4: Oh you're doing like the nine to eleven approach for this, Well,

1176
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 4: I think the fact that what was he saying it's

1177
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 4: an inside job?

1178
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 2: Maybe the first one wasn't. I mean, you know, you

1179
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 2: can do your research on the prophet Elijah Mahab, but

1180
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 2: that's neither here nor.

1181
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: There as far as what's mecca for this conversations.

1182
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 2: Alright, we can have a whole conversation about Ezekiel's will,

1183
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 2: but that'll be another time. Let's deal with the Chinese

1184
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 2: balloon in itself. It was chilling from Alaska down down

1185
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 2: to Canada, down into Montana.

1186
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 5: We have to call it Chinese balloon.

1187
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: Well, it was the Chinese virus has gotta be a

1188
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: absolute China, but it was made in China. It can't

1189
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: be that doorable, all right, But we're all on TikTok anyway,

1190
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: they got our info.

1191
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 2: You We're like, this balloon it's gonna it's gonna pop us. Yeah, yeah,

1192
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 2: I was. I was texting my dad from an iPhone saying, damn,

1193
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 2: hope China doesn't take our data. Exactly from an iPhone.

1194
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a fourteen year old's cameltoe working and

1195
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, the balloon, Yeah, that.

1196
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 2: Should be personal algorithms too. That's what China learned about

1197
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: that right targeted a But I do think after it

1198
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 2: was what four or five days, it was chilling, Yeah,

1199
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: and we couldn't shoot it down because fear of the

1200
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 2: two people that live in Montana.

1201
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 3: The balloon balloon yeah on them.

1202
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it gets to south it gets to South Carolina.

1203
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, go crazy, and that it's a fighter jet.

1204
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 2: We put another balloon up there for the show. They

1205
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 2: definitely they come on. We've all been to funerals and

1206
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 2: services when you just put the balloons up. It was

1207
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 2: the same thing with the Biden family. They let the

1208
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 2: balloon up. Fighter jets circled around like the beginning of

1209
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 2: a football game, and then it just explodes.

1210
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: I thought it was one of Pizte's old condoms.

1211
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.

1212
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 1: It does seem like how Greta Thumberg would get around.

1213
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 2: It was like James and the Giant peach.

1214
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 3: What do we think happens after this though, because China

1215
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 3: seems pissed off that we shot it down.

1216
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 2: Oh there's another one coming up from Central America. We've

1217
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 2: been the balloon, which is also another Chinese app. I

1218
00:50:59,120 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 2: mean they own everything.

1219
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: They got us by the balls.

1220
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 2: I just think it's hilarious that there was a Chinese

1221
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 2: balloon above our nukes that they wouldn't shoot down. And

1222
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 2: then Jill Biden presented the Song of the Year award

1223
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 2: at the Grammys.

1224
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: I know, this is a weird time is going on.

1225
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 3: Not only that, Sam Smith had the whole performance of uh,

1226
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 3: you know, obviously Devil Worship or whatever it was. He

1227
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 3: was the devil, Wow fire everywhere song Unholy.

1228
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 2: I missed. I missed the subtle YouTube conspiracy Illuminati shit.

1229
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 2: Like back when they were putting it on, Jay Z

1230
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 2: and Beyonce would just be like little triangles behind. Now

1231
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 2: Sam Smith literally has on devil horns and saying I'm

1232
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 2: the fucking Devil. I like, miss the underground subtlety as

1233
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 2: far as Illuminati worship.

1234
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: And you're giving the Republicans too much to work. These

1235
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: gays totally, they were devil totally. They were Satan.

1236
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in the Good Book, yes, the Old Testament.

1237
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 3: The crazy part about all of that ship was right

1238
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 3: after they finished that performance, it went into a COVID.

1239
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 2: Commercial presented by Quest Loan.

1240
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 3: They was thing around a COVID ball. I was like, yo,

1241
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 3: this is not sick to anybody but me. Wow, a

1242
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 3: double performance COVID commercial.

1243
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, man, it's too much. And then

1244
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: you watch the Last of Us and it's just a

1245
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: pandemic show.

1246
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 2: Great show, great show.

1247
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 3: Last of Us is a great show. Don't show them

1248
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 3: to fan.

1249
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I just watched a new one.

1250
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: But it's just weird, Like, now, this is entertainment. It's

1251
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: there was no nine to eleven sitcom, you know what

1252
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,439
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, it's weird that we had people dying.

1253
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: Billions of people died, and then it's like, this could

1254
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: be a good, good show. You know, somebody had to

1255
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: write that.

1256
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 2: Speaking of nine to eleven in scripts and planned things,

1257
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 2: did you see that they revealed the NFL in Super

1258
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 2: Bowl script? Script script? Yes, the NFL is scripted.

1259
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 3: Arian Foster.

1260
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: Well, he was being sarcastic, but then they leaked the

1261
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 2: actual script.

1262
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: Is this the Manti Tao text thread? Is that what

1263
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 1: you're talking about?

1264
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 2: No, he was just a fucking loser that didn't know

1265
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 2: how to work Facebook. We've all been we've all been there.

1266
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: We've all been there. Those dicks like sneak up on you.

1267
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,800
Speaker 2: So the leak was Kansas City Chiefs thirty four Eagles

1268
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 2: thirty seven. Yeah, it's got the date, time, stadium, attendance,

1269
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 2: time of game, everything all broken down here. It's on

1270
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 2: the internet, so you know it's true. There's no way

1271
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 2: that this is fake or doctored or anything.

1272
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 3: That's actually an exact square that I had before that

1273
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 3: came out.

1274
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 2: That's what I sent to Vegas a week ago. And

1275
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 2: then they lead to another one of this guy from

1276
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 2: December sixteen, twenty fifteen, that predicted from twenty sixteen to

1277
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six of all the Super Bowl wins, and

1278
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 2: he got him. So far he has been correct.

1279
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 5: Because you can't photo shot the date on tweet.

1280
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 2: No, no, it's Twitter. I couldn't do that. But he

1281
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 2: does have the Eagles winning and that fits with the

1282
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 2: script that was put out the thirty seven and thirty four.

1283
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: Interesting.

1284
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 3: So now if the game happens Sunday and this is

1285
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 3: the score, m hm, that's eerie. Coincidences. Coincidences are real, sure,

1286
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 3: but this is a little all right, we got to

1287
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 3: have a deeper conversation now, I really the NFL script.

1288
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 2: Shit, I blame AI.

1289
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: It's getting too good chat GBT, Yeah, yeah, can they

1290
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: could do everything now?

1291
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't even know if Mahomes is really

1292
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 2: a person. You've seen him in real life.

1293
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's a person. I don't even

1294
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 3: know if he's really black. They said two black quarterbacks,

1295
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 3: he was half. I don't know.

1296
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 2: That's fucked up, though. If you look at the scripts

1297
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 2: and what was the gentleman's name from the bills, I'm

1298
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 2: happy he's all right hamblin. Yeah, imagine getting the script

1299
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 2: and your lung drops in the script. Here's a shitty

1300
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 2: like how yeah, how do they even gamble on who

1301
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 2: gets the Tom Brady script? And then who gets the O. J.

1302
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: Simpson script?

1303
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: Right? Tom Brady's script because there is.

1304
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 2: The reprise of the g z L. Dumb shit like, well,

1305
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 2: look at the the spinoffs. Gise he gets the L spinoff?

1306
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: OJ gets than a cold spin off? When does the

1307
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 2: script stop with NFL players?

1308
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: Interesting? Ray Rice, that was a very good documentary. That

1309
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: was that was a long order script?

1310
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 2: Who wrote that sprist was improvised?

1311
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: Aaron Fnander is like, wait, I don't want the car.

1312
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: This is bad.

1313
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 2: Method acting. I didn't mean that.

1314
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how much I subscribe to all

1315
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 3: of this NFL scripted ship.

1316
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: No, I do.

1317
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 3: I do believe that there are you know, obviously with

1318
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 3: gambling now being legit legal and uh, you know some

1319
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: of the jerseys have the fucking gambling logos on the

1320
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 3: fucking just so obviously they're in business with each other.

1321
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 3: So I do believe that revs massage share the game

1322
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 3: a little bit. Miss a call here, give them a

1323
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 3: call back here, they get hands. Yeah, they they massage

1324
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 3: a little bit. I don't know about handing out scripts

1325
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 3: and saying, Okay, this is what has to happen. I

1326
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 3: don't know about that.

1327
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 2: That's the beauty of sports. It's unpredictable. Yeah, how do

1328
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 2: they do that with WW everything? Like I would be

1329
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 2: pissed at pre product, of course, but I would be

1330
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 2: like pissed at pre production, Like I'm trying to get

1331
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 2: my career off the ground, but it's based off the writers,

1332
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 2: Like how do you become the Rock?

1333
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 1: Like?

1334
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 2: Did everyone just decide this guy's a make?

1335
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 3: I think it's whoever has the most draw drawing power?

1336
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 2: Is it like a union contract? Did the Rock bid

1337
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 2: on being him?

1338
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 5: Like?

1339
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 3: Right? I think they. I think they gauge it off

1340
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 3: of they start to see how many people are in

1341
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,720
Speaker 3: the stands who they're cheering for, and they're like, Okay,

1342
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 3: obviously this guy is the guy. Now, yeah, people want

1343
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 3: to see so we have to create this script around him.

1344
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 3: Hit this character now, yeah, yeah, he's the guy.

1345
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 2: Eventually he's gonna run into Vin Diesel, yeah, and then

1346
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 2: Paul Walker and then they'll get together.

1347
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: Nick Man's like, I don't know, I love my storyline.

1348
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah that one.

1349
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 3: Yeah he was in some ship. But yeah, he just

1350
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 3: he was in some uh some some trouble with uh

1351
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 3: sexual harassment or something like that.

1352
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 2: You take the Crispin wall right ahead, and it's.

1353
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 3: Chris Bill.

1354
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: It was just sitting right there.

1355
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,320
Speaker 3: He didn't know he went wrong. He didn't read his

1356
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 3: script at all.

1357
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 2: Now, the producers the next morning, we're.

1358
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 3: Like, what the you know?

1359
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 2: He fucked this whole Planet's fun to joke about family murder.

1360
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 3: You said you're going to Super Bowl?

1361
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, who are you rooting for?

1362
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Eagles because a lot of the guys

1363
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm with her from Phillies.

1364
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go Eagles.

1365
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 3: Are you an Eagles fan? By you? Saints fan?

1366
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: Saints fan all the way. But it'll be fun. I'm

1367
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 1: gonna do mushrooms. It'll be a mushrooms and.

1368
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 3: Then go to the game.

1369
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: At the game, yeah, oh wow. Yeah, it was like

1370
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: micro does or do mush We're gonna do mush I

1371
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: might have a hamblin out there.

1372
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, wait, if we see someone rush the

1373
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 2: field as naked, it'll be.

1374
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: That'll be me.

1375
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, the first time doing mushrooms.

1376
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: No, I'm on him now. Gosh no, no, I do

1377
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: them all the time. It's my favorite drug.

1378
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, this lamp doesn't look like this.

1379
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: No, that's this would be a great shroom lamp.

1380
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 2: By the way.

1381
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the first time you did shrooms? First time

1382
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: I did him? Oh geez, high school, I guess. But yeah,

1383
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: I did some acid. But shrooms are better natural.

1384
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 3: What's the difference between acid, acid and SS I.

1385
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: Would say acid is like liquor and shrooms like beer.

1386
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: So acid you just like you're walked out, You're all

1387
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: jacked up. It's too much. It's a chemical. But shrooms are,

1388
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: you know, natural. So the last five hours, no hangover, fun,

1389
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: easy peasy.

1390
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 2: Where did acid take you?

1391
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Well that's when I got h by LORI. Yeah,

1392
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: I thought I was kissing her mouth but no, No,

1393
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: acid was just too well, you know, we just sit

1394
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: in in a room and watch The Wizard of Oz

1395
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: and jerk Off. So it wasn't fun, you know. But

1396
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: shrooms you can go to the park, you can go

1397
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: to a movie, you can go out, you can Dirk

1398
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: Off two.

1399
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 2: Your Dick's huge. Yeah, but yeah, do you do them? Yeah,

1400
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 2: I've never done acid before.

1401
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: You don't need it.

1402
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 2: But I'm not big on the microdose troom wave that

1403
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 2: is now I go for it. Same the microdose thing.

1404
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 2: I've tried with the chocolate. You know, nothing does nothing

1405
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: for me.

1406
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: Same here, like I really.

1407
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: Want to resent my childhood when I do drugs. I

1408
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 2: don't want to just like you want to escape.

1409
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I noticed black guys don't fuck with the psilocybin.

1410
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 3: We Yeah you got your wife, Yeah, but we got

1411
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 3: we got some ship in our past that were just

1412
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 3: trying not to just tap.

1413
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 2: When did that change? Because I feel like Wu Tang

1414
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 2: was big on like the psychedelics, and then something happened

1415
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 2: when let me tell you during Black History Month as

1416
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 2: a white man about Black culture, right, I feel like

1417
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 2: in black culture the shroom thing changed and now it's

1418
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 2: coming back. But Wu Tang was crazy on that stuff. Yeah,

1419
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 2: but we weren't trying to to me, Wu Tang defines

1420
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 2: Black about to say, yeah, we were not.

1421
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 3: All of us are trying to do it. It's nothing

1422
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 3: ray we're doing. We were trying to do that. I'm

1423
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 3: just a weed smoker. Yeah, I smoke weed and that's it.

1424
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 3: I do want to. Like we were talking about going

1425
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 3: to like Joshua Tree and taking shrooms and just being

1426
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 3: in a desert and just it's fun, you know, having

1427
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 3: a ball with that. But I've never I've never done shrooms.

1428
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: I think you would enjoy. You're a you're a chill guy.

1429
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 2: You like to drink.

1430
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 3: I don't drink.

1431
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, Well it's could be a good good uh

1432
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: substitute for the booze and there's no hangover. It's good

1433
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: not bad for you. Yeah, I might like it, just saying.

1434
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna try and I'm definitely gonna try it.

1435
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 3: I haven't tried it yet, but I'm gonna do it.

1436
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 2: Is there anything you're scared that you might unlock during

1437
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 2: just don't do it at the Cosby Show.

1438
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 3: You know that's well, you're not gonna have a choice.

1439
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't drink.

1440
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't see. This is why I don't drink. There

1441
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 3: you go because cosmy Yeah, I was like that guy.

1442
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 2: I don't think yours type.

1443
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 3: I'll be honest.

1444
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: I don't sleep well, so maybe I'll go to the show,

1445
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: get a nap it. Well, yeah, but you don't think

1446
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: you'll unlock anything on your first shroom trip.

1447
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 3: Not unlock anything. I don't. I don't have any any trauma.

1448
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 3: Well I have. We all have traumas, but I don't

1449
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 3: have anything that I think, Uh, taking shrooms will h

1450
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 3: reveal or anything like that. I don't think so.

1451
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 2: I mean the fridge might move, but that's about it. Yeah,

1452
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 2: that's fun.

1453
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 3: The fridge should move.

1454
01:00:59,000 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 2: It's wavy.

1455
01:00:59,600 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1456
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 2: NFL wise, do we think Tom Brady will show his

1457
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 2: face at the super Bowl? Oh, he's retired now, you

1458
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 2: know athletes go wants to retire.

1459
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 3: I think he's not. I think he'll be there.

1460
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 2: Really.

1461
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 3: I think this will be like the introduction to his

1462
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 3: analyst career. I think they're going to have him on

1463
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 3: the sidelines doing some things with in studio, doing some things.

1464
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 2: I mean, when you don't have to parent, you have

1465
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 2: plenty of time on your hands.

1466
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're paying him a lot more than his

1467
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 3: NFL contract was. So I think this will be our

1468
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 3: first introduction to Tom Brady, the NFL analyst. I think

1469
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 3: we'll get an in studio appearance.

1470
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,959
Speaker 4: Ten year, three hundred and seventy five million dollars. Whoa,

1471
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 4: this is the offer to abandon.

1472
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 3: He signed that already, Oh yeah, signed before he retired.

1473
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: If they put him on the kiss can will he

1474
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: just kiss his son?

1475
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 3: All right? But have to be there?

1476
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 5: Do that for a TikTok?

1477
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1478
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 2: It's interesting though, because I've been vocal for years I'm

1479
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 2: very much pro abandon your family. I think, really, I

1480
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 2: think some of our greatest our threest marks. Oh really,

1481
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear. Yeah, some of our greatest leaders,

1482
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 2: greatest minds, greatest innovators, people that have changed the world.

1483
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 2: There is something in common with some part of the

1484
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 2: family being abandoned. Anyone that's in a healthy structure always

1485
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 2: is underwhelming. They're never really a cool person, I agree,

1486
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 2: they never their brain stays very right.

1487
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 5: Here, Like if Lebron had a father, he's trying to No,

1488
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 5: he's just.

1489
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 2: A weirdly athletic postman.

1490
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: At that point I would I would anti up and

1491
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 1: say molesting.

1492
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, very that's how that's how we got

1493
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 2: our series.

1494
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 5: You're in good company.

1495
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh really? Were you molested a couple of times? WHOA

1496
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:41,479
Speaker 2: send me the tape?

1497
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 3: Good?

1498
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 2: You know, and I'm a little self conscious. I was

1499
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 2: not worthy of the tape.

1500
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: They didn't want to watch it later, Mark and at

1501
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 1: that time, so we can analyze it the tape.

1502
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 3: Let me tell you where you went Rome.

1503
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 1: That's Tom Brady's first gig analyst. I want to see

1504
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: the molestic Well, Pamela Anderson was molested, Tyler Perry was molested,

1505
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: Oprah was molested. These are all giant household names.

1506
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, because it leads to addiction, and sometimes

1507
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 2: people put their career as their addiction. I could break

1508
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 2: it down now with that, say Tom Brady's kids, he

1509
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 2: abandoned too late. They already got into the family structure.

1510
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 2: They're used to the money. And on top of that,

1511
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 2: there's nothing to really prove wrong, because when you get

1512
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 2: abandoned by your family, it's like I'm gonna show everyone

1513
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 2: that I mattered. He abandoned his kids and then didn't

1514
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 2: make the playoffs. Oh there's nothing. I'm sorry. The first

1515
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 2: round of the playoffs.

1516
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 3: Made the playoffs.

1517
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 2: You can't abandon your family and then come back to

1518
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 2: the house without the ring like a week later.

1519
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, you can't do that, man. You guys have

1520
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: high standards. He's still Tom Brady, still won a couple

1521
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: of Super Bowls.

1522
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he didn't abandon his family at that point.

1523
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 2: The slate gets clean the moment you abandoned the family. Okay,

1524
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 2: interesting because you could go back to your wife.

1525
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 3: You Brady has no rings, not in his household, got you.

1526
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 2: We're talking bc A.

1527
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 3: D before abandoned ye before championship.

1528
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 2: You can come back to Gizelle and say, look, I

1529
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 2: inspired the children, told them, look I'm gonna focus on

1530
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 2: what I want, and I came back and I achieved it.

1531
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,919
Speaker 2: I'm a role model. Now now he's just some bum

1532
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 2: that got knocked out the first round and left his

1533
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:20,760
Speaker 2: kids at the bus stop they to walk home, and

1534
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 2: now it's official that he's abandoned them. Well, I mean,

1535
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 2: we don't care about facts on this.

1536
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I didn't know if he was just I'm

1537
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: pretty sure he was with his children on Instagram today.

1538
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, not for the purposes of this podcast.

1539
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 4: Has a new girlfriend. She's like the classic Tampa blonde,

1540
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 4: fake everything nice. He has a new girlfriend already, she's

1541
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 4: like twenty Brady. Yeah, but a girlfriend want to date

1542
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 4: and just have fun a little bit.

1543
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 2: As someone that has an abundance of X's fucking a

1544
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 2: bunch of girls doesn't piss them off. Looking happy with

1545
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 2: another girl. That's the that's the real one. He can't

1546
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 2: get back back at Gazelle for fucking bish. He's Tom Brady.

1547
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 2: He could walk outside, he could take a chick from

1548
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 2: Pete Davidson. That's how I Tom.

1549
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 3: You know how you know?

1550
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 2: If Tom Brady looks happy with one girl, that's that's

1551
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 2: the statue.

1552
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 3: But see, men, we can't play that game because Gizelle,

1553
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 3: well he can't.

1554
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 2: Play games anymore. Got kicked out. He's out of the playoffs.

1555
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Gizelle can literally do one thing that will

1556
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 3: crush Tom Brady's hole. Existant black black guy.

1557
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,959
Speaker 2: You don't think Gizelle is fucked the black guy brown

1558
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 2: if she publicly comes if she fucked Pete, Oh like that.

1559
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 3: Everything Tom has, everything Tom has achieved, it all crumbles

1560
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 3: if Gizelle walks hand in hand with one black guy. Yeah,

1561
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 3: and I'm not talking about I'm not talking about Pat

1562
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 3: Mahomes type of black guy like I'm talking about Yeah,

1563
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like, fucking what's the guy from Michael.

1564
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 2: I'm talking like an ad BC tip the blood.

1565
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 3: Dim Yeah yeah, blood diamond type of black.

1566
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's hot.

1567
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: I want to say that.

1568
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but Pete, because nothing crushes a man more

1569
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 2: than you're like, I can't figure out what her type is.

1570
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly tom Brady's new girlfriend. No, that's a star

1571
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 4: David on her neck above her tits.

1572
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: Oh is that right.

1573
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,480
Speaker 2: She's a religious woman. That's why she can take that

1574
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 2: on the Sabbath.

1575
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 3: I thought that was a little thing you put in

1576
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 3: between the pizza pie.

1577
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,680
Speaker 5: I like the yeah, the chair, yeah, the little table.

1578
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 2: I'd like to go in her temple.

1579
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 1: But old on we were doing Oh yeah, Pete, yeah, Pete.

1580
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: Tom Brady might have tom Brady might have rings, but

1581
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: Pete's got He's wearing UVA rings.

1582
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got seventeen of those.

1583
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1584
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 3: He knocks newer rings right out of the fucking service totally.

1585
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 3: He can.

1586
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 2: He can take an id out of Yeah her, that's

1587
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 2: what he does.

1588
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's what he does.

1589
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 4: Speaking of upgrading your girlfriend or going younger. Leonardo DiCaprio's

1590
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 4: new girlfriend is nineteen.

1591
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 2: Damn.

1592
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 4: There's a rumor about him that he cuts him off

1593
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 4: once they hit twenty five. So do you not think

1594
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 4: that this is just a long term investment.

1595
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 2: Oh, this is a long term leak. Oh he might

1596
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 2: marry this one.

1597
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 1: I have a theory that he likes to drop women

1598
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: before they can rent a car, because you've got to

1599
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: be twenty five to rent a car. So I think

1600
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:00,120
Speaker 1: he's like, ah, I'm gonna get out before you can

1601
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 1: get a car.

1602
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is like theory. They can't pop up. It's

1603
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 2: hard to pop up on someone, especially you know, on

1604
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:05,560
Speaker 2: the road.

1605
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: Exactly.

1606
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 3: That's a little creepy. Though, Leo should not be dating

1607
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 3: a nineteen year old.

1608
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 1: Nineteen is yet that's a little crazy.

1609
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, we understand eighteen legally is you know, it's.

1610
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 2: It's fucking nuts. It's a little crazy, but it's crazy.

1611
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 5: What's forty eight?

1612
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, man, I got a woman have a say never.

1613
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: Okay, women have agency's she wants to date him, she

1614
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: can date him. Yeah, but doing Devil's average. Come on, Leo,

1615
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: nineteen nineteen is pretty wild.

1616
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 5: Twenty nine year difference.

1617
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: What are you talking about she hasn't seen any movies.

1618
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 3: She hasn't seen any of his movies.

1619
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, I just see what.

1620
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 3: Was the last movie? Leonardo did see?

1621
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: Gangs in New York?

1622
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't. Definitely didn't see that. She definitely didn't

1623
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 3: see gangs.

1624
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 5: And I believe Once upon a Time in Hollywood is

1625
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 5: probably his last film.

1626
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 3: She may have she may have seen, and that was

1627
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:53,600
Speaker 3: like what four years ago?

1628
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 5: She was? That came out in twenty nineteen.

1629
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 2: What about her father? Probably don't look grew up on

1630
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,560
Speaker 2: Growing Pains if you're if you go.

1631
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: To the Yeah, he was the bad boy, the adopted

1632
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: kid with beautiful hair, beautiful young man.

1633
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,560
Speaker 2: You couldn't be an orphan with that hair. No, that's

1634
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 2: where I think Growing Painsto would scoop him up for sure.

1635
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 2: What in that system?

1636
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: Forget about it.

1637
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd be the Tom Brady.

1638
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:18,440
Speaker 3: That system.

1639
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 2: Was scoop with that hair. Come up? Uh, well, I

1640
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 2: mean Leo's been doing this. It's creepy as fuck. And

1641
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,639
Speaker 2: you guys are weird for calling Leo creepy but saying

1642
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 2: you can't wait to go to the Cosby show, Like

1643
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,880
Speaker 2: where do we where do we draw the line with you.

1644
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying I want to hear about the custin.

1645
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 3: I would want to go because I'm telling you it's

1646
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 3: gonna be only one.

1647
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 2: Would you go on a date with Leo and the

1648
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 2: nineteen year old?

1649
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 4: Fuck?

1650
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 3: No, I don't know.

1651
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 2: All right, you're all over the board. I can't find

1652
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 2: I would want to hear what Leo and the nineteen

1653
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:50,600
Speaker 2: year old talk about on a date? No, Like, what

1654
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 2: do they talk? What is in common? Besides wanting to.

1655
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 3: She can't even pronounce fucking.

1656
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 5: She's like, what's the WiFi?

1657
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that's exactly That's all she's going to say.

1658
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 3: At the dn tate was what's the wife?

1659
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:00,639
Speaker 2: I mean, that's if she has her own phone.

1660
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:01,559
Speaker 5: Mm.

1661
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 2: She's at that d Leo fam.

1662
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 3: Ship, you know. Leo's like this, my girlfriends aren't allowed

1663
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 3: to have phone.

1664
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, child, luck, you can use your phone from five

1665
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:13,559
Speaker 2: to nine.

1666
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like, China, no, sugar, No, she can't even drink.

1667
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: I just realized that she can't even go to a

1668
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,719
Speaker 1: bar with Where.

1669
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 5: Do you meet a nineteen Yeah, but that's probably his benefit, like, oh,

1670
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:27,160
Speaker 5: we can't go to this.

1671
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,760
Speaker 4: You can't go out, you can't I guess you got

1672
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 4: to come on my yacht in the middle of nowhere.

1673
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 2: Good point, good point.

1674
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:37,640
Speaker 3: But wasn't Leo part of that wholes I'm telling you

1675
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 3: we are, we are. We are on the break of

1676
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 3: seeing Leo being called to the podium the doc it's coming.

1677
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 3: It's definitely happening, because you can't be running around with

1678
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,560
Speaker 3: these young girls be part of a crew called the

1679
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,719
Speaker 3: Pussy Posse from the early two thousands or late nineties

1680
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,759
Speaker 3: running around Manhattan banging everything.

1681
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 2: And one of your man's was David Blaine.

1682
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, and who knows what was happening next those charges disappear.

1683
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 2: Sure, that's what I'm saying. And E from Entourage, Oh,

1684
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 2: he in there. He was in the and uh, Spider Man,

1685
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:07,639
Speaker 2: what's what's Toby?

1686
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:08,639
Speaker 3: Toby was in there.

1687
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,559
Speaker 2: But Toby has gentle eyes, so I think he can

1688
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 2: get away with it. Leo, You're like, yeay, whatever they're saying,

1689
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:19,360
Speaker 2: he probably did. But the think about the pussy Pusse,

1690
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 2: I meant that there's a compliment. Those girls want to

1691
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,000
Speaker 2: fuck those guys. That's all consensual.

1692
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 1: I'd say, I hope, you hope, But you know, those

1693
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: guys rolling up on me in nineteen ninety six. Go

1694
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,400
Speaker 1: read some of the articles about them, ful Kaepernick, get

1695
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:33,920
Speaker 1: on a knee.

1696
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 2: I feel like beat, I feel like we oh Chug

1697
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 2: night death row tupac them like an apology. Go read

1698
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,720
Speaker 2: about the Pussy Patrol. They weren't menacing New York City.

1699
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,920
Speaker 2: Oh the streets were not safe. No, say what you

1700
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 2: want about BMF. Toby and Leo were way fucking worse.

1701
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 5: Well, one was fucking women. One was killing people.

1702
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,639
Speaker 2: No, they were running around beating up bouncers and shit.

1703
01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:58,439
Speaker 5: That's true.

1704
01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 2: They did beat ups and downy David Bla was literally

1705
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,800
Speaker 2: making people disappear. Read article.

1706
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: Bouncers those twinks, yes, those can imagine squeak.

1707
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, spider man man. None of that was c g

1708
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 2: I that was that was all to That was all jizz.

1709
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 3: All right, Mark, Who's the one person where you had

1710
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,600
Speaker 3: a show and you looked out in the audience to

1711
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:21,600
Speaker 3: sort of them sitting there and was like.

1712
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: Oh shit, wow, uh probably Seinfeld. He was in the

1713
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 1: seller Ones. Jon Stewart is the seller once when I

1714
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,560
Speaker 1: was on. That's always nervous when there's another comic in

1715
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:36,560
Speaker 1: the audience, you really you really freeze because you know

1716
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,880
Speaker 1: they know your tricks, so you feel like a fraud.

1717
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:43,680
Speaker 2: You know, did Seinfelder John Stewart laugh at all?

1718
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1719
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:46,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to open for Seinfeld after that. Nice Yeah,

1720
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 1: great guy, nice guy.

1721
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 2: Another one that that dated young that we put that

1722
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:52,559
Speaker 2: one under.

1723
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,400
Speaker 1: The rug through nineties, different time.

1724
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, he wears cool sneakers.

1725
01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's young at hert.

1726
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 3: Heart?

1727
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 2: What is Jerry Seifold like? Very broad question? Cars, baseball

1728
01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 2: and comedy.

1729
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:07,320
Speaker 5: That's it.

1730
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 1: That's all he wants to talk about. But I just

1731
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,400
Speaker 1: got married and he's like, let's get lunch. We're gonna

1732
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:18,080
Speaker 1: figure out how to get through this. Yeah, he's together, yes,

1733
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:19,800
Speaker 1: because he's like, I know all the moves. I can

1734
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 1: teach you how to not get divorced.

1735
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 3: So it's a good thing.

1736
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:33,720
Speaker 2: John Stewart, what is great group? What's John Stewart like?

1737
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:38,599
Speaker 1: The sweetest guy, liberal bastard, super nice. He's little, he's

1738
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: very little, but he's a he's cute as pie and

1739
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,599
Speaker 1: smart as a whip. Like you listen to him talking

1740
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 1: to the table and you're like, man, this guy is brilliant.

1741
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:50,639
Speaker 3: What do you think about? Uh? Caitlyn Jenna unfollowed Kendall.

1742
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,880
Speaker 1: Hey, good transition, which is what she said. Let's see

1743
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:56,960
Speaker 1: she followed.

1744
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 2: Who she unfollowed Kendall, Oh ship.

1745
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 5: Seventy three year old woman? Yeah, unfollowed?

1746
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,280
Speaker 1: Interesting?

1747
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 2: All right, so tell me she's not a woman exactly.

1748
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 5: Caitlin's a woman. That's a woman. Move.

1749
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1750
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 2: Only a woman would unfollow her.

1751
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 5: That confirm her gender.

1752
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:22,760
Speaker 2: Yes, I think her an apology Woman of the Year

1753
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 2: is that in the car?

1754
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1755
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:27,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, women can't drive. Uh, they're never held accountable for

1756
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,639
Speaker 2: their actions because didn't someone die in that car accident?

1757
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1758
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, she marked the ship out.

1759
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:36,320
Speaker 2: Of them emotionally terrible and unfollowed her daughter after she

1760
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:37,200
Speaker 2: was acting like a whore.

1761
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: She's the hottest Kardashian if you asked me, Kaitlyn Kendall.

1762
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, your preference is your preference? Yeah? Yeah, not

1763
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: like a dick.

1764
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 2: I think she kept the dick. By the way, give

1765
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 2: that a Google?

1766
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 3: Really, give that a Google?

1767
01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:53,639
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1768
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:54,759
Speaker 2: Is it on Google Images?

1769
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1770
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, dick print. Yeah, hearn some Nike Tech sweats. Oh yeah,

1771
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,320
Speaker 2: you say that because Pete is already has he No,

1772
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,400
Speaker 2: you didn't say, Kim, because Pete's already been I.

1773
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:08,720
Speaker 1: Just think Kendall is the pretty most. She looks the

1774
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,400
Speaker 1: most natural to me. The rest of them feel like

1775
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:16,720
Speaker 1: they've really chopped them some ship up. So Ken very pretty. Yeah,

1776
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:20,120
Speaker 1: but Kylie is pretty too, but it's all feels all manufactured.

1777
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:21,679
Speaker 3: Courtney's pretty tuto. Yeah.

1778
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:25,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, she gets kind of uh usurped by the other

1779
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 1: ones because she's not like a so she's laid back. Yeah,

1780
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 1: she's like a normal looking hot she's more like her father.

1781
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:37,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, oja, I don't think that's o father.

1782
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: That's closes. That's clothes.

1783
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:47,559
Speaker 5: J close close j I think she had the surgery.

1784
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 5: Oh no, Kendall, maybe not.

1785
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,439
Speaker 4: Well, they all had surgery. I'm talking about gender that's true.

1786
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 4: Gender affirming surgery is what it's. It's known as.

1787
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,479
Speaker 1: Okay, the balls are gone, do they take where?

1788
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 2: Where do you put? Where do you put the dicking balls?

1789
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to make it.

1790
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm really a man.

1791
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:09,760
Speaker 2: Like you got a bronze, yeah, right right next to

1792
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,160
Speaker 2: name the bronze.

1793
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:12,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, those are like those are gold men.

1794
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,799
Speaker 3: What if you turn it into like a door knocker?

1795
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 2: I like, do you know some people take their ashes

1796
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 2: and like make rings.

1797
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: So you just do door door knocker and then the

1798
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 1: worst part of somebody goes, Oh, you should have gotten

1799
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:24,600
Speaker 1: hard before you did it.

1800
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it was freezing when they made this.

1801
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought the bronze would make me look bigger

1802
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 1: with the darkness.

1803
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 2: Condor did it so Gisell would't fuck a black guy?

1804
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:38,760
Speaker 2: It didn't work out.

1805
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:45,160
Speaker 1: Is circumcision cultural appropriation h for Jews? Like because I'm

1806
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:48,280
Speaker 1: not Jewish, but I'm snipped. Yeah, cultural approbe.

1807
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:50,599
Speaker 2: I'm an Irish Catholic boy. That's across the board with us.

1808
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:54,960
Speaker 1: You're snipped. Yeah, okay, Oh, esthetically it looks great, you're snipped.

1809
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:56,599
Speaker 1: What what it's your thing?

1810
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:57,720
Speaker 3: What's my thing?

1811
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,920
Speaker 1: What's your back round?

1812
01:15:59,240 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 5: Everything?

1813
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:02,559
Speaker 3: What's your thing?

1814
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 4: What are you?

1815
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 2: My mom? My mom very racially ambiguous.

1816
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:08,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're too ambiguous. I can't tell if your uber

1817
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 1: or if you lift iron dome or what what are

1818
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:13,599
Speaker 1: we talking here?

1819
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 5: My mom's Lebanese.

1820
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:18,560
Speaker 4: Oh Man levities are hot one hundred percent. Oh I

1821
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 4: mean yeah, that was that was weird. No, my mom's

1822
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 4: one hundred percent Lees levities. Women are hot to beautiful.

1823
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:24,800
Speaker 2: Dad.

1824
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 4: My dad's My dad's mixed. He's like different African descents,

1825
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:33,680
Speaker 4: like Cape Verdean. Some Portuguese, fucking like Nigeria, and he's

1826
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 4: all over the map, just all Africa, okay, the whole diaspora.

1827
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:38,640
Speaker 4: All right, So I either have a gun on me

1828
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 4: or a pipe bomb.

1829
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,639
Speaker 1: But have you done a twenty three?

1830
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:42,600
Speaker 3: Not?

1831
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 4: My parents did, but I haven't done one. But I

1832
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 4: mean my mom was a waste of money.

1833
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:52,320
Speaker 1: Twenty three and me is Leo's dating app. Yes, but

1834
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:56,599
Speaker 1: that's a little that's a little old right yere.

1835
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 5: Spitting in a cop I don't know, because it is weird.

1836
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 2: It takes a lot of It takes a lot of

1837
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 2: you did it really?

1838
01:17:03,479 --> 01:17:03,679
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1839
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's I took a break.

1840
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 1: Wow, me too?

1841
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 3: What?

1842
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,479
Speaker 2: And I moved it from my kitchen because I felt

1843
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:13,560
Speaker 2: like it was very inappropriate in a public space of

1844
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:16,080
Speaker 2: the house. I say, halfway through the tube, I was like,

1845
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to go under the I need some privacy.

1846
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 3: So wait, you just have to keep spitting inside of.

1847
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 5: Until you fell it to the line.

1848
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 3: Damn.

1849
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:24,439
Speaker 5: You can't overspit either.

1850
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,120
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking like porn star spit.

1851
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:27,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you gotta do a lot.

1852
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,240
Speaker 3: What happened to just swabbing? Oh? You want to act?

1853
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 2: Results Chinaese are DNA.

1854
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 3: They're definitely cloning you somewhere in a fucking oh yeah,

1855
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:38,639
Speaker 3: somewhere on the ground.

1856
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 2: And that's not a good plan.

1857
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 3: You take more of you.

1858
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 2: No, I have not contributed much to the world at all,

1859
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 2: Like you should clone other people. You don't need my

1860
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,040
Speaker 2: twenty three and me spit.

1861
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 3: I do think that, uh, getting snipped is a cultural appropriation.

1862
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 3: I don't.

1863
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, cultu proprity isn't tough, because where does it start?

1864
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:56,800
Speaker 3: Where does it end?

1865
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:59,599
Speaker 1: Like if I wear a sombrero, I'm an asshole. Yeah,

1866
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 1: but if I learn Spanish, I'm cool. Yeah, But is

1867
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 1: in Spanish part of their culture?

1868
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1869
01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:04,960
Speaker 1: So why is that?

1870
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:05,360
Speaker 3: Okay?

1871
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:08,719
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying so many lines.

1872
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I make a taco, that's fun, But that's

1873
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 1: their culture.

1874
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,720
Speaker 2: So you're pretty much comparing Rosetta Stone too, Hitler, is

1875
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:17,840
Speaker 2: what you're suggesting. I'm asking where if I wear corn rows,

1876
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 2: I'm a douche. Well you would be a douche with

1877
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,519
Speaker 2: corn I would, yeah, but I would never do it.

1878
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 2: I just don't know. And you're kind of a douche

1879
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,479
Speaker 2: when you wear sombrero, That's what I'm saying. I feel

1880
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:30,880
Speaker 2: like Mexican people that mex people don't wear sombreros.

1881
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,240
Speaker 5: So you're just kind of a restaurant.

1882
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,920
Speaker 2: It's kind of like, all right, when you get off

1883
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:38,800
Speaker 2: the plane at Cabo, yes they have on sombreros. H

1884
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,160
Speaker 2: But if you just go to Mexico, there's not people

1885
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 2: just the way Mall wears a Yankee hate. They're just

1886
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:48,479
Speaker 2: walking down the street and sombreros definitely not. But the

1887
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 2: Jewish thing, what is the significance of circumcision to Jews?

1888
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,479
Speaker 2: That it would be cultural appropriation because I can see

1889
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:56,640
Speaker 2: that there would be a culture with corn rows and

1890
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:57,720
Speaker 2: has to do with history and all that.

1891
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,560
Speaker 5: But those are all visual elements that circumstances.

1892
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 4: Dick is a visual but like it's it's not like

1893
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 4: we're not unless you know, you're on the train or

1894
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:06,680
Speaker 4: something like that.

1895
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,160
Speaker 5: Like during the train, dick isn't just out like that

1896
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:10,519
Speaker 5: dick is out.

1897
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:12,360
Speaker 2: On the train, you know what I'm saying, Like during

1898
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:15,240
Speaker 2: the train, your dick is out. Yeah, that's why it's weird.

1899
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 1: Jews don't like trains.

1900
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 5: It is a fact.

1901
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:20,400
Speaker 1: But what if you wear a little sombrero on your dick,

1902
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 1: that's okay because it's not out.

1903
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.

1904
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the compromise. Now you're just being cute, yes, exactly,

1905
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:29,719
Speaker 1: a little mustache so you get snipped.

1906
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,040
Speaker 3: That's a Jewish thing for health benefits. And then the

1907
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 3: condom is like a little yamaka.

1908
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,560
Speaker 5: Okay, I love it.

1909
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:43,439
Speaker 1: And the jis is whitefish all right, okay, it is salty.

1910
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:46,759
Speaker 2: Is the fresh locks.

1911
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:50,360
Speaker 1: We go the assholes.

1912
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 2: So no one can tell me why Jews started just

1913
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:55,599
Speaker 2: snipping their dicks.

1914
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,320
Speaker 1: It was a health thing. It was a hygiene.

1915
01:19:58,479 --> 01:19:59,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.

1916
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:00,280
Speaker 2: They don't get to have health.

1917
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:01,439
Speaker 1: Good point.

1918
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:06,400
Speaker 2: Wait, good point, Oh okay, cultural appropriation. They don't just

1919
01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:06,920
Speaker 2: get health.

1920
01:20:07,479 --> 01:20:09,400
Speaker 3: But that's why I was. That's why I became a

1921
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:12,520
Speaker 3: thing though. It became a thing for health, health benefits.

1922
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 2: And the Jews were just ahead of the curve, no

1923
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:14,559
Speaker 2: pun intended.

1924
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:15,320
Speaker 1: Mmm.

1925
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 3: I don't know if they were ahead of it.

1926
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:21,519
Speaker 1: It was in the Torah, so they wrote, maybe they

1927
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:23,640
Speaker 1: made they maybe they wrote it down first, but I

1928
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:24,640
Speaker 1: don't know if they invented it.

1929
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:26,760
Speaker 2: Now that I think about it. As my mother was

1930
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:30,360
Speaker 2: our Sunday school teacher, I don't ever you hear about

1931
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:32,800
Speaker 2: everything with Jesus, who did what when he was born?

1932
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:35,600
Speaker 2: His man's in them. They brought gifts. The donkey that

1933
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,560
Speaker 2: was there had a name we never heard. Who who circumcised?

1934
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 1: Good point?

1935
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 4: Jesus?

1936
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:44,240
Speaker 2: H the moil? Yeah? And what did they do with

1937
01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:44,799
Speaker 2: the foreskin?

1938
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:46,879
Speaker 5: What do they do with the forestcain?

1939
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,479
Speaker 2: Are the bronze?

1940
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1941
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:50,880
Speaker 2: They put it on the.

1942
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:53,800
Speaker 3: Wedding rings, wedding bands.

1943
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:56,320
Speaker 2: Who circumcised Jesus?

1944
01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: That's a great question, call in because they buried his.

1945
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:04,000
Speaker 2: His horror of a wife. I guess they buried the

1946
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 2: circumcision technician.

1947
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:07,599
Speaker 3: Did Jesus have a wife?

1948
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mary Macklin. She was a whore.

1949
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,080
Speaker 5: Wait no, his mom?

1950
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he had mommy issues, so he went

1951
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,720
Speaker 2: after a woman named the same as his.

1952
01:21:17,479 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 5: That's not the story.

1953
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:24,280
Speaker 2: First of all, yo, google not not only did I

1954
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:27,280
Speaker 2: go to c CD Sunday School everything, I watched Nicholas

1955
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:31,599
Speaker 2: Cage in uh whatever that National Yeah, it's definitely somewhere

1956
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:34,400
Speaker 2: in National Treasure or mel Gibson told me, I don't

1957
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:38,120
Speaker 2: fucking know. In the Last Supper if you look at

1958
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,920
Speaker 2: the silhouette, there is a woman and that's his horror

1959
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 2: of a wife.

1960
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,639
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, someone had to cook the food.

1961
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,759
Speaker 2: True horrors are good cooks.

1962
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:46,920
Speaker 3: That is a fact.

1963
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:47,519
Speaker 1: Is that right?

1964
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 5: Sure.

1965
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:52,320
Speaker 1: I never stay. You should get your money's worth, and

1966
01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 1: that that was what was That was the taco appropriated,

1967
01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 1: my assholes appropriating Mexicans.

1968
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,200
Speaker 2: So kids, you're married, do you think you have some children?

1969
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:02,720
Speaker 2: I think so.

1970
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give me a couple of years when the

1971
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,840
Speaker 1: little traveling I got to do some growing up. You know,

1972
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:10,840
Speaker 1: I'm obviously still a child. Uh so yeah, one day

1973
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:14,120
Speaker 1: I'd like to have a take you what?

1974
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,799
Speaker 2: Oh is that a Jewish reference?

1975
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:23,600
Speaker 1: That's a that's a lesbian reference. No, a toddler, you know,

1976
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:24,679
Speaker 1: rug rat.

1977
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:27,320
Speaker 2: Just just for more material, right, Yeah. I feel like

1978
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:29,560
Speaker 2: that's why comedians have children. Yeah, because it does just

1979
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,360
Speaker 2: run out of they're running out of relationship bits.

1980
01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 1: I think you're right, that's part of it.

1981
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:34,080
Speaker 3: How long you've been married?

1982
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:35,960
Speaker 1: Two months?

1983
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:36,800
Speaker 3: Really?

1984
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:37,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?

1985
01:22:37,479 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 3: Oh wow?

1986
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 4: Doing the.

1987
01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:41,559
Speaker 2: Newly two months?

1988
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:42,040
Speaker 3: Okay?

1989
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 2: He did his uh what he's about to say?

1990
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,679
Speaker 5: A decade honeymoon in South Africa?

1991
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:50,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Safari was unbelievable. I'm not an animal guy.

1992
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,799
Speaker 1: I'm not a wilderness guy. And I had a blast.

1993
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,360
Speaker 3: So your wife is she's into the animals, not at all.

1994
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 1: But we just said fuck it, we've done. We've been

1995
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 1: to China. We've been to Amsterdam and we've been to France.

1996
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:01,200
Speaker 1: Let's do something different. So we want to before I

1997
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:05,320
Speaker 1: got married seven years okay, yeah, six years?

1998
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:08,160
Speaker 3: All right? Yeah, so y'all really did the whole relationship.

1999
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, every hole?

2000
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,840
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean you gotta do that.

2001
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,360
Speaker 2: You gotta get it out the way, you gotta do.

2002
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:14,760
Speaker 3: It, alright, Mark, I didn't ask for that.

2003
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:16,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh sorry, I'll send you a clip.

2004
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:22,360
Speaker 2: That's we're sharing clips. Yeah. Seinfeld suggestion to do South

2005
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,200
Speaker 2: Africa or no, just uh.

2006
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,120
Speaker 1: Just where should we go? We did a big brainstorm, sesshi,

2007
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 1: and then we just said Farie because a lot of

2008
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,679
Speaker 1: places it sounds bad, but well, I'll travel to because

2009
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:34,920
Speaker 1: of gigs. So I did a gig in China and

2010
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:36,519
Speaker 1: she flew with me and we went to the Great

2011
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:38,679
Speaker 1: Wall and all that, but it was all setting around

2012
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,680
Speaker 1: a gig. So she was like, no gigs, let's just

2013
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,679
Speaker 1: go somewhere. We'll never go without comedy.

2014
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:44,880
Speaker 2: So you don't think South Africa would have you.

2015
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:47,800
Speaker 1: Noah, it's a jungle. They don't have a microphone in

2016
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:51,960
Speaker 1: the middle of a palm tree. But but yeah, it

2017
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,920
Speaker 1: was incredible animals, I mean lions walk right by the jeep.

2018
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:58,040
Speaker 1: You see a leopard above you in a tree. It's incredible.

2019
01:23:58,760 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 1: That's kind of a metaphor for me.

2020
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:00,160
Speaker 5: Maria.

2021
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:04,360
Speaker 2: I feel like, oh, I understand when you got back.

2022
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:05,919
Speaker 2: Did things feel different after the honeymoon?

2023
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:08,639
Speaker 1: Totally totally like you're like, oh, I'm a grown up. Yeah,

2024
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,360
Speaker 1: I'm married. This is weird.

2025
01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:13,240
Speaker 2: She could take money from me, yes, she will, and

2026
01:24:13,479 --> 01:24:13,960
Speaker 2: just saying like.

2027
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:17,439
Speaker 1: My wife, Oh oh that's my wife's hat. You know,

2028
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:19,519
Speaker 1: it's a weird thing to say. I feel like a

2029
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,320
Speaker 1: you know, it's like when somebody goes, hey, mister Johnson,

2030
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,719
Speaker 1: You're like, that's my father's name. That's how I feel saying.

2031
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,320
Speaker 2: Wife, How do you feel about her family?

2032
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:30,120
Speaker 1: Great family, normal family. My family's weird. That's why I'm

2033
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:32,160
Speaker 1: a comedian probably, but her family's normal.

2034
01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:34,479
Speaker 2: She wasn't molested, as what you're saying, not at all.

2035
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:37,960
Speaker 1: I did that. But it's nice to you.

2036
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:41,040
Speaker 2: Were channeling your inner Leo. Yeah, exactly.

2037
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:43,479
Speaker 1: It's nice to get her to see my family though,

2038
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 1: because she's like, wow, they're weird. I'm like, thank you. Yeah.

2039
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:48,280
Speaker 1: So it's nice to have a normal person validate your

2040
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:54,200
Speaker 1: weird family. She's from New York, Boston. Okay, yeah, Irish, yes,

2041
01:24:54,439 --> 01:24:58,519
Speaker 1: firecrotch nice. Oh yeah heard pussy looks like your head.

2042
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah so Bolt. I don't think we needed to know

2043
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:06,440
Speaker 2: that the hairline is receiving hopefully.

2044
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:10,120
Speaker 5: There.

2045
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:11,240
Speaker 2: How did you meet her?

2046
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:12,479
Speaker 1: Comedy show?

2047
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 3: Okay?

2048
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was at a show. She was on a

2049
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,120
Speaker 1: date and she didn't like the guy, and I had

2050
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:20,040
Speaker 1: a good set and then she she slid into the

2051
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:23,160
Speaker 1: old d M and the rest is anal nice.

2052
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:25,840
Speaker 5: Yeah so you turned the fan out.

2053
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:28,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, you got that fan.

2054
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:29,240
Speaker 3: It's a wife.

2055
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:32,560
Speaker 1: Yes, eventually do you remember who the date was? Like,

2056
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,320
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't see him? Thank god it was it?

2057
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:36,120
Speaker 2: Was it a black guy?

2058
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:38,000
Speaker 5: It was dark out there.

2059
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,519
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not teeth, I think.

2060
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:43,519
Speaker 3: But what was it Pete?

2061
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:44,080
Speaker 2: No?

2062
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:46,680
Speaker 1: No, no, he was also on the show. Thank god,

2063
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:51,320
Speaker 1: she doesn't like tattoos. But yeah no, just met her

2064
01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:54,200
Speaker 1: after show. We hit it off and here we are.

2065
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:55,760
Speaker 5: I like it.

2066
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:57,439
Speaker 2: What about you guys? You guys married?

2067
01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:57,760
Speaker 3: No?

2068
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:01,320
Speaker 1: No, Ted smart, don't do it? Nah, big mistake.

2069
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:05,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't have Seinfeld either to guide me. Sure.

2070
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:07,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, see if I had Seinfeld on the text, like

2071
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:11,000
Speaker 3: just giving me the route the GPS. Then that's different.

2072
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't.

2073
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:15,360
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not against marriage. I do the fact

2074
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:18,160
Speaker 3: that y'all were together seven years. I think that's the way,

2075
01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:20,080
Speaker 3: Like you got to really be with somebody. Oh yeah,

2076
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,599
Speaker 3: learn them and spend a lot of time with them,

2077
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,479
Speaker 3: and then it's like this is the woman that I'm

2078
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:26,680
Speaker 3: gonna be with. Got it, I'm gonna be with you

2079
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:27,000
Speaker 3: know what I mean?

2080
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:29,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm an introvert, So like going on dates was

2081
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:32,320
Speaker 1: a lot of work. Like meeting girls after shows was

2082
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:33,640
Speaker 1: easy because you meet them at a show, you go

2083
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:34,920
Speaker 1: to a bar, you go to the hotel.

2084
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,559
Speaker 3: But like I had a lot of comedian staying introverts.

2085
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:39,560
Speaker 3: Is that like a oh yeah, that's part of it.

2086
01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:42,240
Speaker 1: Definitely a pattern for sure. Most of us are introverts.

2087
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:46,120
Speaker 1: Wow yeah, well, I mean you look at comedy, people go,

2088
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:47,880
Speaker 1: you're an introvert, but you're staying in front of hundreds

2089
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:50,040
Speaker 1: of people. I'm like, yeah, yeah, but they can't talk. Yeah,

2090
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:52,080
Speaker 1: so it's perfect for comedy. I get to say all

2091
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:54,439
Speaker 1: the things I think of. You're talking, you're thrown out,

2092
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:58,479
Speaker 1: and then I go home, got it? So you guys

2093
01:26:58,560 --> 01:26:59,439
Speaker 1: are normal though?

2094
01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:02,519
Speaker 2: No, no, he's normal.

2095
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:06,639
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say normal, but uh, I'm not an introvert.

2096
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,240
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't mind being in front of people,

2097
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:11,559
Speaker 3: around people speaking. I don't. I don't mind. I don't.

2098
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:14,559
Speaker 3: I don't like to be out being social for too

2099
01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:18,240
Speaker 3: long though, I could feel my social battery like draining,

2100
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,040
Speaker 3: and I'm like, all right, let me go back to

2101
01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:23,519
Speaker 3: my my own space and just be by myself or

2102
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,720
Speaker 3: whoever else I want to be around. But I'm not

2103
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,040
Speaker 3: an introvert though.

2104
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:30,280
Speaker 2: No, I feel like everything about you is introverted. Really, yeah,

2105
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:34,880
Speaker 2: why you You're the definition of introversion if that's the work.

2106
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:37,960
Speaker 2: You don't go out. You don't like talking, you know.

2107
01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:38,280
Speaker 5: I don't.

2108
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 1: When when we're out, you sitting. You sit in the

2109
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:43,200
Speaker 1: corner and smoke and don't speak to people. No, I don't.

2110
01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:45,200
Speaker 2: I don't go when we're when we're on the road,

2111
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:46,360
Speaker 2: you stay in your hotel room.

2112
01:27:46,479 --> 01:27:48,840
Speaker 4: Oh wow, we just wrapped a three month tour at

2113
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 4: the end of last year, so we saw each other's

2114
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:52,720
Speaker 4: social energy. Ya.

2115
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:53,960
Speaker 3: You know what?

2116
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:57,519
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, it's not that I'm just this guy

2117
01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:59,600
Speaker 2: looks innocent, disgusting.

2118
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:04,519
Speaker 3: That is nasty, nasty thumb smells fum.

2119
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:05,200
Speaker 1: I'll taste it.

2120
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:09,200
Speaker 3: That's how you got hyper You're right, You're right, I

2121
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 3: gotta cut that sh that's how you got hyper hyper.

2122
01:28:12,479 --> 01:28:15,280
Speaker 1: I got hypertension in the ass.

2123
01:28:16,479 --> 01:28:18,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you are one percent an introvert.

2124
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:20,240
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm an introvert. I just think that

2125
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 3: I'm just older and I'm just like I can't do

2126
01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:27,679
Speaker 3: the young ship anymore. That's not my demographic. I can't

2127
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:28,439
Speaker 3: be out just for me.

2128
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,080
Speaker 2: You wouldn't even go to dinner with us. I feel

2129
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:32,040
Speaker 2: like adults do that. When I went to dinner, which

2130
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:33,720
Speaker 2: on the road, that's because we were in Seattle and

2131
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 2: there was nothing to do.

2132
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:36,479
Speaker 3: I mean in LA.

2133
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,160
Speaker 5: You didn't go to Houston. You disappeared.

2134
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:42,040
Speaker 2: Wow, Dallas wows in Atlanta.

2135
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:43,559
Speaker 5: I don't know if you know, but he's forty one.

2136
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:46,479
Speaker 2: Whoa, I know you would think I'm the forty one

2137
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,160
Speaker 2: year old. Yeah, I'm the thirty two year old.

2138
01:28:48,439 --> 01:28:51,840
Speaker 1: Wow, look at that. It's weird, Irish man, don't age?

2139
01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:57,439
Speaker 1: Well you crack? Yeah, plus that potato, Yeah you know

2140
01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:59,840
Speaker 1: so that helps too. But yeah, you fooled me.

2141
01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:02,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, how old did you think? Mal was?

2142
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:05,599
Speaker 2: Thirty five?

2143
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:07,360
Speaker 3: Okay, that's about it.

2144
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:07,920
Speaker 4: Nice.

2145
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:08,720
Speaker 3: I hear that a lot.

2146
01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:12,960
Speaker 1: Would you say forty eight fifty one? What fifty one

2147
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:13,599
Speaker 1: fifty one?

2148
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:15,800
Speaker 3: All right, well that's how many days he's had his

2149
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:16,400
Speaker 3: green card.

2150
01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 1: Nice.

2151
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,639
Speaker 2: What do you do on the road now that you're

2152
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:25,679
Speaker 2: married though, because like when you can't fuck random people,

2153
01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:27,360
Speaker 2: it's you have to fill the time somehow.

2154
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:27,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2155
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,360
Speaker 1: I liked this weird, right, And I bring guys on

2156
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:32,600
Speaker 1: the road that I'm friends with so we can just

2157
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:35,840
Speaker 1: like go out, hang out, laugh it up, strip club

2158
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:40,080
Speaker 1: movie whatever. So it's it's definitely different. But to me,

2159
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:42,719
Speaker 1: the single life, it just gets you into too much trouble.

2160
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:45,080
Speaker 1: You're fighting with somebody, You got your you're spinning plates,

2161
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:47,120
Speaker 1: I got, you had tindergoing, you had Bumble going, you

2162
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:49,400
Speaker 1: had Rya going. It was just too much. It was

2163
01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:51,439
Speaker 1: consuming me, all right. So you were big on the

2164
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:54,040
Speaker 1: dating absently? Oh yeah, I mean it was easy money.

2165
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:54,640
Speaker 3: What was that like?

2166
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:57,000
Speaker 2: I've never done outside of Instagram. I've never done a

2167
01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:57,840
Speaker 2: dating out in my life.

2168
01:29:58,479 --> 01:30:01,200
Speaker 1: To quote it some comic, he said, it's all easy

2169
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:03,400
Speaker 1: now because you got tender to meet the horse, an

2170
01:30:03,479 --> 01:30:05,880
Speaker 1: uber to bring the horse to you. It's all laid out,

2171
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:09,120
Speaker 1: you know, it's a layo. And I would put me

2172
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:11,679
Speaker 1: My profile was like me and Conan, Me and fallon

2173
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:14,800
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. You know, so I was just I was

2174
01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:19,040
Speaker 1: was cleaning up, but yeah, it just became all consuming

2175
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:21,040
Speaker 1: and it was like I felt overwhelmed.

2176
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:23,280
Speaker 2: Do you think that, uh, what does that say about women?

2177
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:24,720
Speaker 2: I was cleaning up because I had a photo with

2178
01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:31,840
Speaker 2: Conan that's our tits absolutely, Conan is our tits title

2179
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:32,519
Speaker 2: of this episode.

2180
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:40,240
Speaker 3: How is being married affected your art of being a comedian?

2181
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,960
Speaker 3: Do you think that it has kind of changed the

2182
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:47,000
Speaker 3: way you think, the way you view things, affected your

2183
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,200
Speaker 3: approach to the stage.

2184
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:51,760
Speaker 1: I think it two things. One, there's none of that

2185
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:56,160
Speaker 1: chasing women ship, so that's all free time. And then two,

2186
01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:59,160
Speaker 1: it kind of makes you grow up a little, and

2187
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:01,160
Speaker 1: then kids makes you up a lot. I hear. So

2188
01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:05,360
Speaker 1: marriage is like this person depends on me, I depend

2189
01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:07,800
Speaker 1: on her whatever. So like you kind of got to

2190
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:12,439
Speaker 1: be decent, you know, and that part's hard.

2191
01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:14,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's hard to be a decent version.

2192
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Speaker 1: It's hard to be a decent person where I'm a

2193
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:18,160
Speaker 1: common We're selfish, we want what we want, we want

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01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:19,360
Speaker 1: to do what we want to do when we want

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01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:21,040
Speaker 1: to do it. So it kind of makes you go, hey,

2196
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:24,800
Speaker 1: there's another person in your life. Yeah, let's compromise, let's

2197
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:28,120
Speaker 1: think about their feelings, let's be considerate. So that part

2198
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,360
Speaker 1: was kind of a wake up call, but it's got

2199
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:30,719
Speaker 1: to happen.

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01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:31,160
Speaker 3: Sometimes.

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01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:36,120
Speaker 2: You said, two months in on the marriage, twenty years in,

2202
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:39,200
Speaker 2: would you be into an open relationship?

2203
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,080
Speaker 1: Sure, I'd be in a year.

2204
01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:47,800
Speaker 2: We've talked about it on the podcast a couple of times.

2205
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:50,680
Speaker 2: I understand open relationships. I don't think my ego is

2206
01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:52,960
Speaker 2: built for them at this point, but they make sense

2207
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,080
Speaker 2: to me, especially if you're going to get married. Yeah,

2208
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:57,960
Speaker 2: so I've thought about that. If I get married, at

2209
01:31:58,040 --> 01:32:00,800
Speaker 2: what point I'm gonna be like, all right, let's just bang.

2210
01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:04,080
Speaker 2: Everyone likes a crew, let's just as a family. Let's

2211
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:08,200
Speaker 2: go out and fucke. They rarely possible, But monogamy after

2212
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:12,120
Speaker 2: ten years could not work either, right, right, So, but

2213
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:13,080
Speaker 2: we've seen mixed back.

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01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:16,479
Speaker 3: We see more people be monogamous and be happy. Then

2215
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:18,479
Speaker 3: we do see people that are like open to just

2216
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:22,360
Speaker 3: sleeping with other people drastically disagree with you. Show me

2217
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:24,719
Speaker 3: people that are happy that are like, well, it's not as.

2218
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:28,600
Speaker 2: Talked about, like, yeah, people in open relationships are not

2219
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,800
Speaker 2: like you as a vegan that tells everyone like, I

2220
01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:33,680
Speaker 2: don't people in over relationships are just quiet and I'm like.

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01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:34,960
Speaker 3: No, I don't eat me like I don't know, I

2222
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:35,560
Speaker 3: don't just off that.

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01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:37,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll stop being so loud and just eat the steak.

2224
01:32:37,479 --> 01:32:37,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

2225
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:42,439
Speaker 4: Like statistically, there's more divorces than there are people together,

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01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:45,840
Speaker 4: Like I think fifty percent of couple over fifty percent

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01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:48,200
Speaker 4: of couples and in divorce the CDC, we.

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01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:52,240
Speaker 3: Don't know if they were they will open couples or monogamous.

2229
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:55,880
Speaker 3: We don't know that. Come on by logic standards to me,

2230
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:58,360
Speaker 3: just because you say come on doesn't mean I'm agree

2231
01:32:58,439 --> 01:32:58,560
Speaker 3: with you.

2232
01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:04,160
Speaker 2: What holds up in court? So Johnny Cochran said about

2233
01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:10,880
Speaker 2: come on my back. Logically though, I feel like open

2234
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:16,080
Speaker 2: relationships first, long term, monogamous marriages, open relationship with last longer.

2235
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:18,400
Speaker 3: What's something that if you would have find out about

2236
01:33:18,439 --> 01:33:21,120
Speaker 3: your wife, it would like this relationship is absolutely over.

2237
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:23,120
Speaker 1: Good question.

2238
01:33:23,479 --> 01:33:24,280
Speaker 5: How many blacks?

2239
01:33:25,439 --> 01:33:28,640
Speaker 1: I think? I think if she was uptight, you know,

2240
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:31,880
Speaker 1: if she was like, hey, you're jokes, they're a little offensive.

2241
01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:34,800
Speaker 1: I think you're going a little far. Maybe pull back.

2242
01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:37,040
Speaker 1: I would be like, well, this can't work because you know,

2243
01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:39,679
Speaker 1: we're having fun. Like if you take any of this seriously,

2244
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:44,400
Speaker 1: either you're stupid or you're you're just wrong. So I

2245
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:46,439
Speaker 1: don't know, we're all gonna die. One day I did

2246
01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:49,760
Speaker 1: a girl who was like, whoa easy? You can't you know?

2247
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:52,360
Speaker 1: And I was like, Eh, you're dumb like this, You're

2248
01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:53,400
Speaker 1: not You're not smart.

2249
01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:54,439
Speaker 2: You think you're a hero.

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01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:57,560
Speaker 1: This is a waste of time. I'd rather live it

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01:33:57,640 --> 01:33:59,519
Speaker 1: up and be fun. And and she was a bad

2252
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:01,360
Speaker 1: person by the way, so she would kind of use

2253
01:34:01,439 --> 01:34:06,280
Speaker 1: this like whoa you said, uh, retard, Well you're a

2254
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:08,479
Speaker 1: we can't hang out. And I'm like, yeah, but you

2255
01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:12,559
Speaker 1: you don't talk to your children, you know, Like that's

2256
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:16,880
Speaker 1: actually because they Yeah, that's like really bad. Yeah, Like

2257
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:19,400
Speaker 1: she would do really bad ship. But then she'd be like, hey,

2258
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:21,680
Speaker 1: you shouldn't say uh whatever.

2259
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:23,000
Speaker 2: You know, is this a bumble girler?

2260
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was like a girl I was banging for

2261
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:27,920
Speaker 1: a while and she was hot and sexy and all that,

2262
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:31,320
Speaker 1: but like she was just such a bomber, like a

2263
01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:32,479
Speaker 1: buzzkill and all that.

2264
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:34,479
Speaker 5: You know. So, do you have anyone in your you

2265
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:35,759
Speaker 5: don't speak to your children?

2266
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:36,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2267
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:37,680
Speaker 4: I do you have anyone in your family like that

2268
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,759
Speaker 4: that checks you gets upset with some of the stuff.

2269
01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:42,040
Speaker 1: No, the good thing about my family is they don't

2270
01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:46,360
Speaker 1: listen to anything, Like they're not fans really, So it

2271
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:49,240
Speaker 1: hurts initially because you're like, oh, gee, I don't think

2272
01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:51,080
Speaker 1: they give a shit, but also like, hey, they don't

2273
01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:52,840
Speaker 1: give a shit. It's like home alone, I'm jumping on

2274
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:58,000
Speaker 1: the bed. Yeah, so it's a bittersweet. What about you, guys,

2275
01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:00,600
Speaker 1: your family? Your mom listened to this, I hope not.

2276
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:05,320
Speaker 3: Yeah she does, though, like she catches certain certain episodes

2277
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:05,840
Speaker 3: and things like that.

2278
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:08,160
Speaker 2: My mom claims she just puts it in the background

2279
01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:10,719
Speaker 2: to hear my voice and like you're listen, Yeah.

2280
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:13,320
Speaker 5: She's listening, my mom. My mom's on the Reddit.

2281
01:35:14,439 --> 01:35:14,839
Speaker 2: Damn.

2282
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:16,680
Speaker 5: That's dangerous as.

2283
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:19,479
Speaker 2: Long does I know what reddit is? That four chan?

2284
01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:20,080
Speaker 1: Jesus?

2285
01:35:20,160 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 3: My dad.

2286
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:22,720
Speaker 2: My dad is definitely in the YouTube comments because he's

2287
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:24,080
Speaker 2: sent me YouTube comments before.

2288
01:35:24,280 --> 01:35:24,519
Speaker 3: Wow.

2289
01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:27,240
Speaker 2: I have to like explain them to him, because if

2290
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:30,479
Speaker 2: you don't understand internet, like yeah, like my dad's like,

2291
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,960
Speaker 2: we'll find these guys. I'm like, it's an IP address.

2292
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:35,120
Speaker 3: Then yeah, we'll find these guys.

2293
01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:37,400
Speaker 2: That's really not that big a deal, I promise you

2294
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:38,760
Speaker 2: call you a cook son.

2295
01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:39,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what.

2296
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:44,439
Speaker 3: My mom she she she does, she still googles. She

2297
01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:46,400
Speaker 3: googles me. I'm like, why, why don't you just called

2298
01:35:46,439 --> 01:35:48,160
Speaker 3: me to see how I'm doing? Like she googled me.

2299
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:51,040
Speaker 3: She she googled something one time. And then Innett was

2300
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:52,920
Speaker 3: saying that I was dating like this female rapper.

2301
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,479
Speaker 2: And she called me and was like, that's true. Tho,

2302
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:58,479
Speaker 2: why is Elia Banks is? Yeah, that's his ex. Wha,

2303
01:35:59,360 --> 01:35:59,840
Speaker 2: she's hot.

2304
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:03,160
Speaker 1: That's not my I've jerked off to your ex. That's crazy.

2305
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:14,160
Speaker 2: That's like cousins. You know, I got friends. To jerking

2306
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:15,160
Speaker 2: off to your friends is sick.

2307
01:36:15,840 --> 01:36:19,760
Speaker 1: I mean, don't think I didn't clock these two. That's

2308
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:20,639
Speaker 1: in the bank for later.

2309
01:36:21,520 --> 01:36:26,839
Speaker 2: He's married. Come on, I gotta do it. My mom googled,

2310
01:36:27,400 --> 01:36:29,400
Speaker 2: you know, like the net worth ship that is so

2311
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:32,280
Speaker 2: far off for everyone. At one point on the internet

2312
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:34,000
Speaker 2: it still may say that it said my net worth

2313
01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:38,360
Speaker 2: was seven million dollars. My mom called it, like really

2314
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:41,640
Speaker 2: concerned and angry. And not to say my mom has

2315
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:44,040
Speaker 2: been like a moots or anything. Yeah, but she was

2316
01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:47,040
Speaker 2: like really upset that she thought I had seven million

2317
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:51,840
Speaker 2: dollars and I had not told check account, Like, Mom,

2318
01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:55,479
Speaker 2: you have access to my account. There's not seven million

2319
01:36:55,479 --> 01:36:57,879
Speaker 2: dollars in that. There's not one million dollars.

2320
01:36:58,160 --> 01:36:59,920
Speaker 3: In an account in the Bahamas, and.

2321
01:37:01,880 --> 01:37:03,200
Speaker 2: We split the check at lunch yester.

2322
01:37:03,320 --> 01:37:07,479
Speaker 3: Yeah. The parents, they just uh my mom does the same.

2323
01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:10,639
Speaker 3: She googles stuff, and she may hear things and see

2324
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:13,599
Speaker 3: something to clip on Facebook, and you know, it calls

2325
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:15,639
Speaker 3: me so concerned, But I think that's what parents are.

2326
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:18,880
Speaker 1: For, I guess. So, yeah, that's that's what sucks about

2327
01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:20,760
Speaker 1: the internet. But it's also great about the internet. Yeah,

2328
01:37:20,920 --> 01:37:22,760
Speaker 1: you know, they can find out about you and talk

2329
01:37:22,800 --> 01:37:25,400
Speaker 1: to you and read comments, but they also see you

2330
01:37:25,479 --> 01:37:26,639
Speaker 1: telling eating ass.

2331
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's a good that my mom hates.

2332
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, eat as.

2333
01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:33,280
Speaker 3: Sorry, Mom.

2334
01:37:33,960 --> 01:37:36,960
Speaker 2: The worst thing I think with parents is explaining what

2335
01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:40,000
Speaker 2: our career is. Yes, I went to my uncle's funeral.

2336
01:37:40,080 --> 01:37:43,760
Speaker 2: At the repass, it was just I had more fun

2337
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:46,120
Speaker 2: at the funeral. The repass of my mom trying to

2338
01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:49,960
Speaker 2: explain what I did to people was the weirdest. And

2339
01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:51,640
Speaker 2: then they were like pulling up their phones like, oh,

2340
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:54,200
Speaker 2: I just hit the podcast, Like you don't, you don't

2341
01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:55,880
Speaker 2: need to listen to it. That's the world, I promise

2342
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:57,559
Speaker 2: you you won't like it. And they were like trying

2343
01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:59,760
Speaker 2: to be like supportive family members, like now I'm gonna

2344
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:02,080
Speaker 2: listen to it tomorrow morning, Like you don't need to.

2345
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:06,000
Speaker 1: I please don't, please don't jesus. Yeah, that's the worst.

2346
01:38:06,080 --> 01:38:07,560
Speaker 1: And then they're like, wow, you have a podcast, Like

2347
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:11,120
Speaker 1: anybody can start one, anybody really accomplishment. It's like when

2348
01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:13,800
Speaker 1: you're on YouTube. Whoa, yeah, yeah, so is the fat

2349
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:16,400
Speaker 1: guy falling down the stairs? Anybody's on there?

2350
01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:19,680
Speaker 3: So Mark, you have any any plans, any Netflix specials,

2351
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:20,719
Speaker 3: anything in the works.

2352
01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:24,360
Speaker 1: Hey, we got one taping in Chicago and the VIC

2353
01:38:24,439 --> 01:38:27,559
Speaker 1: Theater on March eighteenth. We we we added the show

2354
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:30,200
Speaker 1: on the seventeenth, right, scoop that up back?

2355
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:34,880
Speaker 2: Is that right in March seventeenth? Whoa in Chicago too?

2356
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:35,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

2357
01:38:35,280 --> 01:38:36,160
Speaker 2: Big Irish market?

2358
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,800
Speaker 5: Oh jump in the Green River.

2359
01:38:38,160 --> 01:38:40,040
Speaker 2: Yeah there you go. It'll be a rowdy time.

2360
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,200
Speaker 3: Get your Irish jokes ready.

2361
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:44,280
Speaker 1: Yeah you're right boy, those are going to really go nuts.

2362
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:45,280
Speaker 5: All right.

2363
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:48,000
Speaker 1: We don't have much to go nuts for, that's true.

2364
01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:52,400
Speaker 1: Potatoes are back. Eggs are costly, but potatoes are low.

2365
01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:55,880
Speaker 1: We're talking so yeah, I gotta we might be drunk

2366
01:38:56,040 --> 01:38:59,360
Speaker 1: Tuesdays with stories. Uh, check out my website for dates.

2367
01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:01,800
Speaker 1: Come see me, love Braise Allah.

2368
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:04,080
Speaker 3: Definitely gonna come see Mark Live. We want to thank

2369
01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:05,760
Speaker 3: you for coming by kicking with us. This was great

2370
01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:06,760
Speaker 3: at a great time with you.

2371
01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:07,000
Speaker 4: Man.

2372
01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:10,280
Speaker 3: You're absolutely fucking crazy, but we knew that going into it.

2373
01:39:10,520 --> 01:39:13,439
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir. What do you think of Andrew Tate

2374
01:39:13,520 --> 01:39:16,840
Speaker 2: and Carlos Mencia together one sentence? Let's get her algorithms up?

2375
01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:19,840
Speaker 1: Oh ship, Well, Tate and Greta Thunberg went at it.

2376
01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:23,479
Speaker 1: She called him out for a sex trafficking because you

2377
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:25,120
Speaker 1: know she hates traffic. Yeah, but.

2378
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:27,519
Speaker 2: There you go.

2379
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:31,160
Speaker 1: There's your algo. Thank you man, Carlos to steal that.

2380
01:39:31,680 --> 01:39:35,080
Speaker 3: All right, man, this has been the new Rory and

2381
01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:38,160
Speaker 3: Mall Podcast. Thank you all for tuning in. We'll talk

2382
01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:40,559
Speaker 3: to y'all soon. Be safe, enjoy your week. I'm that nigga.

2383
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:41,800
Speaker 3: He's just ginger peace.

2384
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:42,679
Speaker 2: That was my line.

2385
01:39:44,560 --> 01:39:45,880
Speaker 3: No Wien