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Speaker 1: Colson Media Club Club Club. Hello, and welcome to the

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Speaker 1: cools On Media book Club, your only book club where

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Speaker 1: I do the reading for you. And the I in

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Speaker 1: that statement is Margaret Kiljoy because that's my name, and

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Speaker 1: I'm the host of the book club where you don't

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Speaker 1: have to do the reading because I do it for you,

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Speaker 1: and then I explain this every week. Anyway, I've been

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Speaker 1: on a classic sci fi kick, and because classic sci

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Speaker 1: fi is kind of like what got me, and I mean,

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Speaker 1: of course it's what got me into sci fi, right,

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Speaker 1: It's the older stuff, and so it's the stuff that

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Speaker 1: I was reading when I was younger. But I think

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Speaker 1: I mentioned before on the show at one point one

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Speaker 1: of the first books that I ever read was this

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Speaker 1: or that got me into science fiction anyway, was this

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Speaker 1: book of like all of the greatest science fiction stories

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Speaker 1: from before nineteen sixty four or whatever. And I've just

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Speaker 1: always had a soft spot for that era. But it's

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Speaker 1: usually all these men, and so I was like, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm going to read you all this week

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Speaker 1: A story from nineteen fifty nine written by a woman,

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Speaker 1: and it's about gender and it's like one of the

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Speaker 1: queerest stories in a world where you like kind of

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Speaker 1: can't have queer science fiction, but it's still this like

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Speaker 1: Golden Age science fiction thing where no one I'm sure

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Speaker 1: people do. It's we less and less see science fiction.

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Speaker 1: That's just like and we're off to go explore the

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Speaker 1: galaxy and set up little Wild West colonies in space,

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Speaker 1: you know. So here's a story more in that vein,

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Speaker 1: but it's strange, and it's by Russell George Brown, who

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Speaker 1: was a school teacher and a Greek student, a study

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Speaker 1: of like her area of specialty was like fifth century Greece.

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Speaker 1: She's from New Orleans. She died when she was forty

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Speaker 1: one years old of lymphoma and so and she was

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Speaker 1: like everyone was like really excited about her and science fiction,

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Speaker 1: but then she died tragically, young, said the forty one

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Speaker 1: year old who doesn't want to die this year. This

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Speaker 1: story is called Virgin Ground by Russell George Brown, and

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Speaker 1: it was published in Worlds of Science Fiction in February

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Speaker 1: nineteen fifty nine, and Gutenberg says extensive research did not

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Speaker 1: uncover any evidence that the US copyright on this publication

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Speaker 1: was renewed, so that's it's good enough for Gutenberg. The

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Speaker 1: like little thing in the that's like, here's what you're

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Speaker 1: about to read. That's from the magazine. Is Annie signed

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Speaker 1: on to a bride ship from Mars. There were forty brides,

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Speaker 1: and when she got there, thirty nine men were waiting. Dun, dun, dum.

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Speaker 1: The pilot shoved open the airlock and kicked the stairs down. Okay, girls,

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Speaker 1: carry your suitcases, and I'll give each of you an

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Speaker 1: oxygen mask as you go out. The air has been

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Speaker 1: breatheable for fifteen years, but it's still too thin to newcomers.

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Speaker 1: If you feel dizzy, take a whiff of oxygen. The

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Speaker 1: forty women just stood there and looked at each other.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wanted to be first. Annie moved forward, her bulky

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Speaker 1: suitcase practically floating in her hand. She was a big woman,

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Speaker 1: with that wholesome expression which some women have to substitute

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Speaker 1: for sex appeal. She'd make a great senior leader at

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Speaker 1: summer camps. I'll go first, she said, grinning confidence into

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Speaker 1: the others. I'm not likely to bring out the beast

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Speaker 1: in them. She waved herself out, letting the grin set

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Speaker 1: and gel. It was odd to feel light. She'd felt

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Speaker 1: too heavy as far back as she could remember. Not fat, heavy,

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Speaker 1: bone heavy. The sweat on her face dried suddenly, she

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Speaker 1: could feel it like something being peeled off her skin.

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Speaker 1: Arid climate, it was cold, but she had the warmth

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Speaker 1: to meet it. There they were forty men that were

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Speaker 1: Who would go back? Not me? Annie prayed to herself,

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Speaker 1: Dear God, not me. She tried to count them, but

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Speaker 1: they moved around, so they were looking at something, not Annie.

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Speaker 1: The girl coming down the ramp behind Annie. It was

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Speaker 1: Sally with the blonde hair on her shoulders. That's all

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Speaker 1: they'd be able to see from there, the blonde hair.

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Speaker 1: But a man was coming forward. He had a tam

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Speaker 1: like hat pulled low to good humored eyes and an

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Speaker 1: easy stride. Wait, Ben, one of the other men said,

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Speaker 1: Let Gary see the others, and he led Sally away.

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Speaker 1: He didn't feel her muscles, or look at her teeth

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Speaker 1: least misinterpreted expression. Or but then this wouldn't be a

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Speaker 1: tight little community. Annie remembered. The lichen farms were spread

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Speaker 1: the lichens were grown only on hills where the sand

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Speaker 1: efficient job of oxygenating the atmosphere when they were spread

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Speaker 1: over a wide area. One man, hat in hand, even

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Speaker 1: of dust colored hair, but kind looking all he drawled

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Speaker 1: an embarrassment he clicked his tongue. You're both probably too

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Speaker 1: good for somebody like me. I don't know both fine women.

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Speaker 1: The two women stood in silence. What's your name, Annie, Mary? Mary?

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Speaker 1: My sister's name, Mary, fine woman? He took Mary's hand.

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Speaker 1: No disrespect to you, Annie. They were all gone. I

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Speaker 1: could take you out my venus run, the pilot said,

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Speaker 1: He too was embarrassed. But I'm afraid I'll have a

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Speaker 1: full ship after that unless you buy the weight in space.

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Speaker 1: I'd be glad to take you free, but the company.

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Speaker 1: Annie's eyes were full, but she wasn't going to let

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, honey, she said. Look, Annie, if you want

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Speaker 1: of them you liked. It was a gesture of kindness,

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Speaker 1: of course, but it made Annie's eyes spill. She turned

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Speaker 1: way they looked at each other made Annie's heart lurch. Thanks, kids,

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Speaker 1: she said, but I don't believe. I'll try, and don't worry.

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Speaker 1: This isn't the first time I've been stood up. Are

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Speaker 1: you coming, the pilot shouted across the field. Hate to

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Speaker 1: she coming? What else could she do? What happened to him? Ben?

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Speaker 1: and cleared his throat. He stayed home. You mean he's

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Speaker 1: don't need anybody to strum a guitar under my window.

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Speaker 1: can certainly go to him. I've got a pair of

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Speaker 1: Annie cried, I live here. The spaceship took off a

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Speaker 1: phoenix rising from the flames, much like these ads arrive

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Speaker 1: naturally from the narrative and then interject themselves like a

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Speaker 1: gout of flame, or like the gout. Here's ads, and

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Speaker 1: we're back. Ben was shuffling his feet, hands in his pockets.

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Speaker 1: We'd be proud to have you stay with us. Annie, Oh,

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Speaker 1: cut it out, Ben, I'm no hot house Rose. Just

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Speaker 1: She paused, trying to guess his thoughts. You think he

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Speaker 1: might be disappointed when he sees me? Is that it? Ben?

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Speaker 1: I know I'm no pinup girl, but I'm a worker

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Speaker 1: and a breeder. He'll see it in the end. That's

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Speaker 1: what's going to count. Ben was still making holes in

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Speaker 1: the sand with his feet, trying to say something. Please,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. Annie went on, your friend won't be sorry

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Speaker 1: if he doesn't want to marry me right away. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can understand it, but I can give him a

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Speaker 1: I think you look fine. Annie. It's any woman. He

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Speaker 1: told them not to send a wife for him, any woman.

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Speaker 1: But that's ridiculous. He knows the laws. Five years and

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Speaker 1: first place? That was before Ben answered, oh what, Oh,

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Speaker 1: forget Bradman. He's a good enough guy, but not for you.

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Speaker 1: You come which way and how far? Ben looked at

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Speaker 1: her hard. Okay, on Mars. Your life is your own,

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Speaker 1: falls like a ton of bricks. Here Annie made it

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Speaker 1: He was inside working, she shouted, but if he heard her,

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Speaker 1: strugg she said, smiling and wishing it wasn't such an

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Speaker 1: the name of Heaven is that? There was just a

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Speaker 1: catch of fright in her voice. We don't say, mister

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Speaker 1: on Mars, he said, reluctantly, Brady, but you don't have

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Speaker 1: were surprisingly delicate. What is it, Annie asked, turning instinctively

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Speaker 1: It's a sandstorm, he said. It'll be here in ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: Annie let out there she'd been holding. Oh that doesn't

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Speaker 1: Bradman grimaced at her, his agate eyes frozen in a

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Speaker 1: pallid face that should have gone with red hair. The

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Speaker 1: she said, still holding tight the doors of her anger.

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Speaker 1: I am. He paced heavily over the sand floor and

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Speaker 1: Annie glanced back at the towering giant, now glowing red

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