Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make horrible decisions. Welcome
Speaker 1: guys to another episode of horrid lad This is the baby.
Speaker 1: I'm your girl, Mandy b Ak pet Stallion. Actually, let
Speaker 1: me not say back to Scion. I'm just gonna say
Speaker 1: full court pumps and that bitch because the way I
Speaker 1: had no dick, no dick, lick, no ass and frienship
Speaker 1: is called deek. I ain't have no deep, no deeck head,
Speaker 1: no ahold, no, no, no nothing. So yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be a little regular bit today with glasses.
Speaker 1: We glasses, I put them on glass. I was like,
Speaker 1: let me come on here looking innocent and ship. Because
Speaker 1: I knew this bitch was gonna pull up with with
Speaker 1: a Barrett was gonna do this. You should Since I
Speaker 1: knew she was gonna do this, ship, why wouldn't Benna
Speaker 1: get your little pop cologne. I'm gonna be real with you.
Speaker 1: I thought about bringing Mandy one, but I was like,
Speaker 1: if she throws in the trash, can im and I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna jo I'm a ball head at home now.
Speaker 1: I don't really be wearing a hat. No, no, it
Speaker 1: doesn't like it looks weird, like I'd be trying to
Speaker 1: pull off hats bro so motherfucking niggas do it well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they wear fitted like they'd be wearing like yes,
Speaker 1: like I gotta get a little beanie one. I realized
Speaker 1: my head is kind of little, so I don't you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, I just don't wear the hat.
Speaker 1: I'm good wigs for the wintertime. You try to be funny.
Speaker 1: Oh like oh, like I was saying, like to keep
Speaker 1: my head. No, no, no, I mean it's like in
Speaker 1: the summer, because sometimes you'll do a week like wigs
Speaker 1: in the summer, ain't it Because yeah, yeah, And I
Speaker 1: think now I got a little bit of money so
Speaker 1: I can get a real good lace wig. You just
Speaker 1: got a little bit of money I've been I ain
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. The problem is like with the lace wigs,
Speaker 1: you really gotta like cover them at night. You have
Speaker 1: to make sure the lace at live my life. I
Speaker 1: don't want to walk around smelling light. Gots to be
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't get it. You really don't know what gottly.
Speaker 1: It's kind of disappointing. You've been working with us how
Speaker 1: long and you ain't know what got to be it wait,
Speaker 1: you know what pump it up is? You know what
Speaker 1: peak moisturized? Am? I can smell what you're saying. You
Speaker 1: see what I mean? You know the smells of all
Speaker 1: those those are the smells. Are you all notice? And
Speaker 1: guess what? I bet you there are people that don't.
Speaker 1: Do you have sex appartment? You know it depends on
Speaker 1: the day. That depends on the day. We know what
Speaker 1: you want? Wanted to girlfriend, listened to the show. Don't
Speaker 1: just be talking like I'm trying to be a fun part.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to um. And my name is Reezy.
Speaker 1: You know. I just came back home. I'll mind you
Speaker 1: this whole win to that motherfucking country in January and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, summer here. Six months later, we're about
Speaker 1: to stop hearing about this bitch when it did a
Speaker 1: fucking re up. Now we gotta hear about it for
Speaker 1: another six months. Well, you know what's crazy. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I kept it going, but it just got
Speaker 1: so funny that I was like sucking them, like why
Speaker 1: not to go back? But anyway, Um, I talked about
Speaker 1: Paris on Patreon so to give you guys, but no,
Speaker 1: I talked about the girl I met there and ship. Um,
Speaker 1: but the most fun part of my trip was actually Italy.
Speaker 1: I did not know and maybe I did, but maybe
Speaker 1: I just couldn't afford it. Like you know when you
Speaker 1: don't have access to ship, so you don't really know
Speaker 1: what's what you going on, like I would see Postitano
Speaker 1: and think it was Posticino like Amalfi. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what the funk that ship was, how far it was.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how accessible it was. Um. So for
Speaker 1: any black girls don't want to do some traveling in
Speaker 1: the summertime next year, um, Italy is where they love us.
Speaker 1: I've been with Vinnie before and like travel there before,
Speaker 1: but not like this. So I basically did southern Italy.
Speaker 1: So I flew into Rome and I took a train
Speaker 1: and you go to Naples, which is one of the
Speaker 1: cheapest places that I ever visited. Really, yes, I did
Speaker 1: not know how poor of a country Italy was, but
Speaker 1: somebody started telling me about it, like how Naples is
Speaker 1: like the third most popular. You got Rome, Milan, the Naples.
Speaker 1: Naples has so many cheap clothes, Mandy, like my homegirl.
Speaker 1: Now I was getting like thigh high boots for fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: People like shopping in Thailand. I swear to god, she
Speaker 1: it was cheaper than Thailand. It was Thailand prices. And
Speaker 1: Gabby's been living in Milan and she didn't know, but
Speaker 1: we was on FaceTime with friends, like what you want,
Speaker 1: Like it was that cheap. This beret is from Naples anyway?
Speaker 1: That has just sold me? Dog? Wait they fit like
Speaker 1: sighs or is it like Europeans something. It's like European bulls,
Speaker 1: Like I got the ankle boots. I got they. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean she could fit the ankles. But I'm talking
Speaker 1: about does the ship go past you? They have like
Speaker 1: the oversized ones. Bro, it was I don't know why
Speaker 1: it was there. You ain't gotta say that's nice. You
Speaker 1: don't know nothing. Let us get our girl talk off
Speaker 1: all right. Um, so super cheap. So if anyone wants
Speaker 1: to travel, and I'm telling you, like it was cheap.
Speaker 1: So the reason you go to Naples is how you
Speaker 1: get to the Almafi coast and the Capri and all that.
Speaker 1: So little miss uh, I know somebody with a boat,
Speaker 1: my homegirl and I like, we go to she's been
Speaker 1: living in Italy. We go there. I have no idea
Speaker 1: where I'm sleeping tomorrow. Our whole week in Italy, we
Speaker 1: were just winging it. So our last night and so home.
Speaker 1: We were staying there at Rome. She was like, let's
Speaker 1: go out, and I was feeling real sad. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Sometimes I'm not just beginning down and I
Speaker 1: was writing to my little manifestation notebook. She came in
Speaker 1: drunk after meeting some of the the time guys. She's like,
Speaker 1: we're going out, bitch, I'm sick of it. You've been
Speaker 1: in the room for two days. I was only there
Speaker 1: for two days and jet leg We're going out. We're
Speaker 1: gonna meet some guys with a boat. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: we're not sure enough, bitch. We go out. We're the
Speaker 1: only black girls there. It's like they're just are and
Speaker 1: you bro, and I mean and I see, actually no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I saw one of the black girl who
Speaker 1: had just niggas on her dick and I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is what they're black, but you can't call niggas.
Speaker 1: There was a town on the deck we call sometimes
Speaker 1: these white nings. You could call him egas Italian. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. So this guy comes up and
Speaker 1: He's like, what's your name? It's like my name, I
Speaker 1: love you know, all the accents in Europe kind of
Speaker 1: saying guy, they are kind of He's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: wait wait, I'm trying to think of, like what was
Speaker 1: you gotta love? And you are yes, you are black
Speaker 1: and something. Okay, they like skin there. So anyway, basically
Speaker 1: we start flirting with these niggas and I hate mine
Speaker 1: because his ship is receding and hers look kind of good,
Speaker 1: and we're just looking at each other like which one
Speaker 1: got more money? Right, because we can't figure it out.
Speaker 1: So everybody in Italy is leaving for the weekend to
Speaker 1: go down to southern Italy, which is like a thing
Speaker 1: you do. It's like going to Miami for New Yorkers,
Speaker 1: I guess. So finally she gives me this look like
Speaker 1: eye contact, like bitch, I got it, Like I got
Speaker 1: the fitch. So he's like, we go on my boat day.
Speaker 1: We go to Capri. I have a friend with the
Speaker 1: boat of apartment to stay. Yeah, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: we can't stay with this neighbor where we defin definitely
Speaker 1: boat access. So sure enough we get to Naples. He
Speaker 1: buys us a train ticket. We could say in a hotel,
Speaker 1: we party there. We know we're going to Capri on
Speaker 1: Saturday beach. We got the outfits and this is low
Speaker 1: key way. Sometimes I love girl trips because y'all just
Speaker 1: be planning on pictures and outfits. I'm like, okay, bitch,
Speaker 1: this is what I'm gonna doing. I'm gonna change and
Speaker 1: this one so it look like a new day. So
Speaker 1: because the hotels in Capri or three k Night by
Speaker 1: the way, oh dud, Young Miami and Diddy were there
Speaker 1: at the same time as us, fucking um, j Lo,
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio for everybody, all of them. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what you show. Young Miami was there. I think it
Speaker 1: was Dre Drey was at the table with Diddy. I
Speaker 1: mean she was at the table. But everybody was like
Speaker 1: their partying. A lot of people were there. That's where
Speaker 1: I met horrible decisions listeners, like I was telling you
Speaker 1: on Patreon. Um. They were all white, by the way,
Speaker 1: which was kind of fun, wonderful, um because every time
Speaker 1: a white girls had me there, I was like, So, anyway,
Speaker 1: we go out the night before and we get fucking lit.
Speaker 1: We meet some black Navy seals and my friend's phone
Speaker 1: goes missing. So the Navy Seals niggas be like, oh, shoot,
Speaker 1: we're gonna help you out right. That's just what army
Speaker 1: niggas do. Girl, The Navy and the Army, don't get confused. Military,
Speaker 1: my baby, Okay, thank you, my friend, my sister from
Speaker 1: the Army, and really serious about like separating. The Navy
Speaker 1: Seals feel like they're creme. The whole uniform is different.
Speaker 1: Which uniform you like? The best? We can't do it
Speaker 1: is what's the next to the uniforms? So the Army
Speaker 1: is like the Army fatigue. The Navy is the blue ones,
Speaker 1: the air Force. Navy is white. I thought is white? Marine?
Speaker 1: Marie might be white. Marina's white, Navy's blue. Armies like
Speaker 1: and it what's the what's the other one? Is that
Speaker 1: where they get navy blue from? Don't do that? Actually,
Speaker 1: I think? So, wait, which came first, Navy blue or
Speaker 1: naming the Navy Navy? I don't wait. I feel like
Speaker 1: Crayola named that. Oh yeah, Crayola named it after the
Speaker 1: military for show Bush Show. Oh okay, okay, So the
Speaker 1: black dude they're one of the Navy Seals, goes to
Speaker 1: fucking find the phone for some reason, she pointed away.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was her fault. She was just
Speaker 1: carrying on about her phone being stolen. So security. I'm
Speaker 1: over there smoking in the corner, trying to meet some
Speaker 1: new Italian neggs. I just see one of the guys
Speaker 1: we were hanging with getting carried off the club. So
Speaker 1: I run to Gabby to find her, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, is she okay? I find Gabby and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: what the fuck. She's like, dude, this is so fun
Speaker 1: say about somebody. But it was so funny. She goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I lost my phone.
Speaker 1: I just got it back, but he got beat up.
Speaker 1: All the guys got kicked out of the club. I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, what are you? What are we gonna do
Speaker 1: with this? All of this, I was going to smoke.
Speaker 1: You have to spoke in a different area. And it
Speaker 1: was a popping as day date, like a nightclub, but
Speaker 1: like on the beach. I'm like, we gotta go get him,
Speaker 1: and she's like, but we don't even know that why
Speaker 1: we're I'm like, Gabby, he's like bleeding from the head,
Speaker 1: and she goes, but we should be having a good time.
Speaker 1: I'm with her. I was like, bitch, but he was
Speaker 1: looking for your phone and she's like, but I haven't now, bitch,
Speaker 1: this girl. I was sitting there with shots and the
Speaker 1: nigga's credit card, talking about I'm not gonna spend money again,
Speaker 1: but he told me to get drinks. Why would we
Speaker 1: leave them, bitch? So then we So he got kicked out,
Speaker 1: but she kept his credit card and she went to
Speaker 1: order drinks on his card. She was in the middle
Speaker 1: of getting drinks on his card when he went to
Speaker 1: look for the phone for her. So I'm like, Gabby,
Speaker 1: we at least gotta go check on him, and she's
Speaker 1: like okay. So Gaby's so excited because the club is
Speaker 1: popping and we hadn't found someplace yet. So we go outside. Man,
Speaker 1: do you want to tell you theything got blood all
Speaker 1: over him, He got a knot on his head. Gabby
Speaker 1: comes outside and goes, you, guys, I talked to the owner.
Speaker 1: They said we can go back in. Like, bitch, what.
Speaker 1: Now We're in a car and going home and she
Speaker 1: is so mad at me because I made her leave.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, we just witnessed some racially insensitive ship
Speaker 1: She's like, I know, but I was able to get
Speaker 1: them back in. Now we have all these shots, like
Speaker 1: we should have never left. So anyway, in a jest,
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, fine, let's go. Let's just go
Speaker 1: somewhere else and get sucked up. So we get sucked up.
Speaker 1: We get home at five am, what do we have
Speaker 1: to do at nine am? Take the fucking goddamn ferry
Speaker 1: to go to Capri where we planned our outfits, where
Speaker 1: we knew we were gonna be on this yacht and
Speaker 1: be lit. Mandy. I don't know if we've ever been
Speaker 1: on a boat together, maybe once in Jamaica, but I
Speaker 1: am I'm just a bitch to get sick. We didn't
Speaker 1: even make it to the yacht and I already felt dizzy,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, this is always something I know.
Speaker 1: So we get on this fucking yacht and there's like
Speaker 1: one model. They're Italian guys, and just like everybody is attractive,
Speaker 1: and the boats not even taken off yet, and I'm
Speaker 1: ready to throw up, but I was like, it's okay,
Speaker 1: maybe this ship will pass bit were they're sailing the
Speaker 1: on off fee coast. This ship is gorgeous. Ship is
Speaker 1: litle fucking and I think I could see literally see
Speaker 1: ludicrous across on another yacht and I'm like, damn, this
Speaker 1: ship is so fired. And what am I doing, Oh,
Speaker 1: hanging on the rail and trying to get some air.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of when I was in Dubai with
Speaker 1: my African. He got us a boat for a day
Speaker 1: to go across, like around Palm Island. Uhuh bitch. Half
Speaker 1: of the boat ride, I'm hurled in a fetal position
Speaker 1: on the thing and he just rubbing my head and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so sorry because it's just us on
Speaker 1: the boat. He got up the boat with just me
Speaker 1: and him. Bro literally forty five minutes into the boat,
Speaker 1: I felt so sick and broke. It is Palm Island
Speaker 1: in Dubai and it was beautiful. Damn. I was done.
Speaker 1: I was done. I was in a fetal position goddamn
Speaker 1: three quarters of the time. It's like, you're trying to
Speaker 1: be funny, son. I was so pissed, So then minds you.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to leave my home girl alone because
Speaker 1: I know this they're gonna try to do take her
Speaker 1: downstairs on the yard and try to fuck. So she
Speaker 1: keeps looking at me like this. She's like, I gotta
Speaker 1: go check on Gela. Hey, she's okay, Yeah, that's all here.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I need her. The boat didn't have
Speaker 1: any of them, like seasick. It was too late. Okay,
Speaker 1: once you are. I'm getting hot thinking about it. I
Speaker 1: take off this market, Bret. Wait. So then I said,
Speaker 1: let me just jump in the water to see how
Speaker 1: I feel. Right, let me just that can help you.
Speaker 1: I jump off the side of the fucking boat. I
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna feel better. And the issue is
Speaker 1: that I found out when so many boats are on
Speaker 1: the water, it causes more waves, so it just doesn't
Speaker 1: stop moving. Dog, I'm telling you, I think my head
Speaker 1: felt like a pinball machine. It was so bad, and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to throw up in front of everybody
Speaker 1: because I was embarrassed. So finally everybody goes to have
Speaker 1: lunch on the back of the boat and in front
Speaker 1: of the boat, I'm like, this is my time to
Speaker 1: throw up. Here go Gabby, can you not throw up
Speaker 1: right now? I really wanted to jump in the water
Speaker 1: and take pictures. Bitch, I'm about to die, Oh girl,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. I honestly thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna shoot myself many because if you can't throw up,
Speaker 1: it just feels like it's splow it out of something,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But I did get my
Speaker 1: flicks off though, that's the only thing I'll say. I
Speaker 1: had to lift up myself to try to suck my
Speaker 1: stomach and to get it, and then I was done.
Speaker 1: This sounds like a whole lot of drama on it
Speaker 1: all for no dick. You got no dick the whole time,
Speaker 1: and you went through all this ship sucking. Meet a
Speaker 1: guy that has a yacht in the Amalfi coast and
Speaker 1: you're spent, but he had a receding hairline. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, Like would you ask me any would
Speaker 1: you have giving him pussy? You would have given him
Speaker 1: pussy just because he got a boat. No, But for
Speaker 1: other stuff like like how much money would he would
Speaker 1: he have had to spend on you too for you
Speaker 1: to give him some Couching's the thing because you you
Speaker 1: acting like you bad. You didn't because he own a boat,
Speaker 1: But how much would he have had I'm saying to
Speaker 1: get your I wouldn't. I'm not like a dollar amount
Speaker 1: because I actually wasn't thinking that in my brain. But
Speaker 1: what I was thinking of my brain, it's like, how
Speaker 1: could I leverage this for more lavish luxuries that I
Speaker 1: can't afford. I can't afford to get to Italy. I
Speaker 1: can't afford to buy the boat. So what what could
Speaker 1: have done? We had to take a ferry back to Naples, which,
Speaker 1: as I told you, it was cheap. Bitch, Now, I
Speaker 1: mean you could have got him to pay for the
Speaker 1: three thousand. I thought about that night room, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what will we spend two days or whatever
Speaker 1: together and do some great shopping, go to some fucking
Speaker 1: nice dinners. Like would I give a little pussy up
Speaker 1: for some nice things on vacation here in the States. No,
Speaker 1: because it's not that sexy to me. But if you
Speaker 1: could sit me Xty Young Miami and Deety and then
Speaker 1: y'all felly. Even though he interviewed her, I still and
Speaker 1: we could go to a diddy party. It just still
Speaker 1: felt cool. And I actually think I would have fucked
Speaker 1: for some fun access. Why not? It's like Roopy to
Speaker 1: another type, Okay. And I will also say I found
Speaker 1: a little caveant on how to get around the ship.
Speaker 1: There's a small town called Sorrento, which is cheaper than Postatano.
Speaker 1: Like the cheese, yes cheese that they got some cute commercials.
Speaker 1: I'd be liking some surrender. That ship was nice as
Speaker 1: fun and it looks like you in you got a
Speaker 1: problem at it. No, it's just it's just you're right.
Speaker 1: I don't know everything, like their commercials. Do what need
Speaker 1: to be done? S O R E N t A
Speaker 1: so rental? Yeah, oh ship, that's what I said. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean, oh would end. But anyway, black girls, get
Speaker 1: your ass on the boat because I mean, get your
Speaker 1: as italy because you're gonna find a negative boat. And
Speaker 1: when I got off the boat, which I kissed the
Speaker 1: ground for one. Um, we were eating at some restaurants,
Speaker 1: I saw so many black girls, well white man, and
Speaker 1: I just kept looking at them. White get your coin
Speaker 1: beach all of them. You think they are all only
Speaker 1: with white man for coin. You dated white man without
Speaker 1: for not coin like sometimes black like the girls that
Speaker 1: I saw were beautiful and the men were not. So Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's pretty good. Sorry. I just feel
Speaker 1: like every anyone you want, um yea and also a
Speaker 1: great place to take to have your sugar Daddy, take
Speaker 1: you because no one will run into you there, but
Speaker 1: you just run into everybody. That is true. So so
Speaker 1: is that like I wanted a hot time? All right? Okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: summertime it's hot. I'm just saying this episode, um, today,
Speaker 1: I don't know where my phone isn't a church for it.
Speaker 1: It's all about death by sex because I've been like
Speaker 1: finding so many articles about people like chopping penises off
Speaker 1: and just kind of like sending them to our d
Speaker 1: m s to like keep and save for later. But
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, let's just do a
Speaker 1: crazy as episode now, one that didn't end in death.
Speaker 1: But I actually saw this today while I was on
Speaker 1: the way to the studio. Did you see the naked
Speaker 1: man jumping out the car? So a woman was performing
Speaker 1: oral sex on the driver, causing the vehicle to crash
Speaker 1: into a feed I didn't see a woman. Oh this
Speaker 1: is a whole another didn't. Two people inside an suv
Speaker 1: were discovered naked after a crash between the vehicle and
Speaker 1: a FedEx truck Thursday evening. Um happened and what was
Speaker 1: going on inside me have caused the collision At the
Speaker 1: time of the crash, the woman was inside the suv
Speaker 1: performing oral sex on the mail driver, according to the
Speaker 1: fire rescue and Fort Lauderdale responding at the scene of
Speaker 1: the crime around so is it the different one? The one?
Speaker 1: This is it? We only saw the man? No, the
Speaker 1: one I saw was it was in California? So is
Speaker 1: ever this is a whole different one, the man that
Speaker 1: was naked in the car that just randomly got out
Speaker 1: and started walking in. I was in California. But we've
Speaker 1: got to get some a c and so I say
Speaker 1: this to say one fucking tip, bro, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: suck dick in a car, please do it on like
Speaker 1: a highway. But also amazing that they have to be
Speaker 1: fully naked to get it to the car. Let hear me.
Speaker 1: Why as Turnpike a highway where ship does be kind
Speaker 1: of empty? Why are you doing no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no. That is not no. You suck
Speaker 1: your neighborhood when your neighborhood, like bro, at least stops
Speaker 1: highway sounds there's merging lanes. Okay, hold on there, if
Speaker 1: you got fuller trust, what's better Bleaker and Lafayette or highway?
Speaker 1: I said a neighborhood. Especially, Bro, you're nuts a highway.
Speaker 1: There's eight That's the only place I've ever had it was.
Speaker 1: There's merging lanes, there's exits, there are people that are
Speaker 1: going way faster than probably you should be going. Fun. No,
Speaker 1: not a highway. Don't suck dick on a highway. Do
Speaker 1: not listen to this person right next to me, because
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, No, this is a colony podcast. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've definitely given. But it's been like after we got
Speaker 1: off the highway or like or like I've sucked this dick,
Speaker 1: like when you come from the Nude Beach, which I've
Speaker 1: just been horny, Like we we don't suck me and
Speaker 1: myke some fucking like trucks. So like, before you get
Speaker 1: on the highway coming um out of Jersey, there's like
Speaker 1: this long ass like you know when they call ship
Speaker 1: state roads. It was like a state rope. Shi is
Speaker 1: just long and straight and narrow, and it's like a
Speaker 1: mile between lights and there's like speed limits. So I
Speaker 1: don't suck the dick before we got on the highway.
Speaker 1: But once we got on, okay, we did. I'm assuming
Speaker 1: on the highway highway by the way, she said, I
Speaker 1: did it my way. I know it's like a cock
Speaker 1: say something. I just looked at myself in the in
Speaker 1: the screen here and one straight in my posture. There
Speaker 1: was a bitch on the way back from Heathrow UM,
Speaker 1: which is the London airport, because I travel. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you what this whole say. This girl came up
Speaker 1: to me talking about she loves horrible. She's like, you
Speaker 1: know what I just lost that you don't edit your
Speaker 1: photos and I was like, thank you, and she was like,
Speaker 1: you just like put your body in and like when
Speaker 1: I watched you know, just like I just really appreciate
Speaker 1: that you just like where what you want and especially
Speaker 1: I don't sucking at me. Oh I wear what I want?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? She was trying to give you comment?
Speaker 1: You why and you know what if we lose one
Speaker 1: ticket because I called her a bit to being in
Speaker 1: the London shows that it so what who the hell
Speaker 1: comes up to someone says I love how comfortable you
Speaker 1: are with your body. You just put whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: you want on your guy. That fucking crop top don't fit?
Speaker 1: Do it? And you got it all? I mean I
Speaker 1: think I would that compliments then damn YouTube really be
Speaker 1: heaving you look fu up because wow, Like like, I love,
Speaker 1: I actually love that people like say I look smaller
Speaker 1: and that I look better in persons. I do like
Speaker 1: when people I'm fine with people like getting the compliments
Speaker 1: that YouTube does me no justice. I'm super far smaller
Speaker 1: in person. But also I think you look tiny in person.
Speaker 1: Well know everyone people, some people think I'm like fucking
Speaker 1: five eight and an Amazon because I'm I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: people think I'm too always talk about short. People think
Speaker 1: I'm tall though, Oh they think I'm tall. People do
Speaker 1: that because Andy says she's so short, or when they
Speaker 1: see photos of us. Ye, not that I'm much better.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I love that you just wear the
Speaker 1: flat is shoes. Hey look you know okayam No, she
Speaker 1: was a bit and you know what neverminded me about.
Speaker 1: I'm joking around, but I think about a lot of
Speaker 1: times where like Lizzo has made comments how she hates
Speaker 1: when people say she feels so confident, like why are
Speaker 1: you calling me confident because I'm put on a bathisuit.
Speaker 1: Like It's sometimes it's weird that people will like think
Speaker 1: they're giving you a compliment when there's not. I get it, though,
Speaker 1: because I feel like some woman or even guys. You know,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of body shaming, and there's a lot
Speaker 1: of musecurities that at one point I can't even show skin.
Speaker 1: I would black all the time. If y'all haven't noticed,
Speaker 1: I'm a little insecure about my body, so it's like
Speaker 1: you're not gonna see me. That's why you wear black.
Speaker 1: I just like, I mean, I'll be honest, like when
Speaker 1: I was, when I was like much bigger, Like I
Speaker 1: remember even for our very first live show, there was
Speaker 1: no other color I was gonna do but black. Um,
Speaker 1: I definitely wore a lot of black, and I used
Speaker 1: to wear a lot of spandex like, which is like
Speaker 1: now since I've lost weight, I just love wearing jeans,
Speaker 1: Like I'll throw on jeans and in the summertime, I
Speaker 1: love sweatpants. Like what's crazy is at a certain at
Speaker 1: a certain size, maybe about sixty pounds bigger than I was,
Speaker 1: sweatpants weren't even an option unless I bought like the
Speaker 1: waist pants are like like like sweat sweatpants now actually
Speaker 1: come pretty like fitted, so like my thighs when they
Speaker 1: were bigger in my hips, there would be sweatpants that
Speaker 1: I couldn't even get over my hips and thighs. So
Speaker 1: like I love wearing like sweatpants in the fall, and like, son,
Speaker 1: are we getting bigger or size and smaller? Because nigga,
Speaker 1: these pants are fucking ten. I'm sorry, and I was
Speaker 1: like particularly fitted. I'm a tan, Nigga. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: say nothing because you hate when I tell you the
Speaker 1: same size. But I'm a tent. You're a ten. These
Speaker 1: are ten, but you're thicker than me. But that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't hate, but like I'm not, I
Speaker 1: don't mean anything when I say hate, you saying any
Speaker 1: of the same size. But like if my ask don't
Speaker 1: look the same, we're not the same size, but we are.
Speaker 1: We were the same size clothes. We do want the
Speaker 1: same size. We're not the same size because my butt
Speaker 1: does not look like that. I mean, we're shaped differently,
Speaker 1: but I mean it's the same. Like when I go
Speaker 1: out the same size me and got me and my
Speaker 1: best friend. We're the same exact size me and my
Speaker 1: other best friends and we don't look alike. I mean
Speaker 1: I think that that's like what's amazing about the body
Speaker 1: of women, Like we could literally be the same. We
Speaker 1: could be the same weight, we could be the same
Speaker 1: size and clothes and look completely different. We could be
Speaker 1: different heights and all and be the exactly why I'd
Speaker 1: be needing like customer reviewed photos of ship sometimes because
Speaker 1: like I don't I've bought dresses that I'm like, it'll
Speaker 1: look better on one person than the other, even if
Speaker 1: it's always like you know, but um, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: appreciate that. So if you want to come up to
Speaker 1: me and tell me how happy you are that I
Speaker 1: don't got the shop, it's my hand, okay, hope. Fact.
Speaker 1: So I found articles of people that literally were killers
Speaker 1: in the middle of sex, like and it is actual kink.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say kink of the week, but
Speaker 1: I didn't work. I don't know kink. That is some
Speaker 1: sociopathic crazy. But we've seen this before with Ted Bundy,
Speaker 1: because he was killing people during sex, not all the time.
Speaker 1: He was sometimes kill them after, but a lot during.
Speaker 1: So it's actually called a lust murder. It's a homicide
Speaker 1: in which the offender searches for sexual satisfaction by killing someone.
Speaker 1: It's associated with a paraphylic term arado punophilia, which is
Speaker 1: arousal or gratification, continuent contingent on death of a human
Speaker 1: and a lot of killers like a Ted Bundy get
Speaker 1: off at someone dying. It's just so fucking insane. Now,
Speaker 1: what's crazy about this is na I was trying to
Speaker 1: find more information about it because I was like, this
Speaker 1: is insane and a lot of people will roll play
Speaker 1: it out. It's like, not an unquay. How do you
Speaker 1: role play killing someone? And how after you are a
Speaker 1: part of this role playing do you not question the
Speaker 1: partner that you're And you know what else is the
Speaker 1: crazy ship? You know how they always I don't know
Speaker 1: if you noticed it, but you assume you watch talks too.
Speaker 1: You know how they'd be saying the little kids be
Speaker 1: like killing animals and ship and then they start moving
Speaker 1: on to humans. But those are serial killers. But no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying this is what that ship made me think of,
Speaker 1: Like if I was sucking someone and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to get a gun and you played
Speaker 1: the huh what about that? That? I think? That's what
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to think of, Like the role
Speaker 1: playing act, like do you get a fake knife from
Speaker 1: party City? Slice my throat? And I just lay there like,
Speaker 1: so okay, they're like, while I'm there's obviously because for one,
Speaker 1: a lot of violence, sex can be role played, right,
Speaker 1: there's consensual non consensual sex there. I ain't gonna hold
Speaker 1: you the fake rape in the fake like choking, the asphyxiation,
Speaker 1: all those stuff that's way below the act of like.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, I agree with you. But these
Speaker 1: people who are attracted to quote unquote LUs murders think
Speaker 1: it falls in the violent umbrella, and that ship is insane. Okay.
Speaker 1: So something I wanted to add was sorry, I got lost. Okay.
Speaker 1: This type of crime is manifested either by murder during
Speaker 1: sexual activity or by mutilating the sexual organs or areas
Speaker 1: of the victim's body. The mutilation of the victim may
Speaker 1: include evisporation. I've never even heard of this word, so
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if any I think that's like slice and right.
Speaker 1: Cutting says displacement to remove an organ from operation. Although
Speaker 1: the killing sequence may include an act of sexual intercourse,
Speaker 1: sexual intercourse does not always occur. It could be other
Speaker 1: sexual acts that are part of the homicide, and there
Speaker 1: was a psychiatry report in two two thousand nineteen that
Speaker 1: said that send findings on sexual homicide concluded that sexually
Speaker 1: oriented murders should be viewed as specific as a specific
Speaker 1: offender with distinct traits UM in the reporting system, so
Speaker 1: basically saying that these offenders all have the same kind
Speaker 1: of psychiatric issue. So like, if they've been to jail before,
Speaker 1: had something like that UM some kind of report about
Speaker 1: their health, it should have been noted because they all
Speaker 1: seem to be the same. Most of them do involve
Speaker 1: male perpetrators, although some female lust murderers do exist. UM.
Speaker 1: The most common less murders that we see our serial killers,
Speaker 1: usually because they can't get enough and probably because they
Speaker 1: need to fulfill their sexual gratification from it. So while
Speaker 1: a lot of serial killers are doing things on impulse,
Speaker 1: if you're a lust murderer, you probably want to do
Speaker 1: it all the time because you want to funk all
Speaker 1: the time, but you can't come unless you kill. I
Speaker 1: wonder if that holds to be true too, And we
Speaker 1: talked about it here on the pod. Like, UM, those
Speaker 1: people like Darren Sharper and even Bill Cosby who were
Speaker 1: drugging women so that they were passed out completely, wasn't
Speaker 1: Darren Sharper like beating them up though No, Darren Sharper
Speaker 1: was drugging them to where they were. They were It's
Speaker 1: not capacity because that's what they hit off, right, but
Speaker 1: they were just like they were like scapacitated means I'm
Speaker 1: trying to use all he's gotten in big words O
Speaker 1: most but no, with Darren Sharper, he was drugging them
Speaker 1: to where and then having sex with them while they
Speaker 1: were passed out and they were realizing they were fucked
Speaker 1: the next morning. But that's what I'm saying. Like he
Speaker 1: it was almost like he wanted to say that's happitated.
Speaker 1: That's that's so incapacitated is the right word. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he like wanted to have sex with women who couldn't move,
Speaker 1: who like we're damn near corpses and we've had a
Speaker 1: there's what is that couple? Uh, what's there's a motherfucking y'all.
Speaker 1: We don't learn he's got damn kinks before. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that that would be indicative of someone that
Speaker 1: maybe wants to have sex with corpse or killing. That's
Speaker 1: the thing though, like them, I think that I read
Speaker 1: a read it once for the guy. The woman had
Speaker 1: like some kind of disease. Do you remember this? And
Speaker 1: then she went to the doctor and he said you
Speaker 1: could only get this from maggots and her husband. That
Speaker 1: ship is crazy. So here, I'll tell you people is nasty,
Speaker 1: like humans are sick. And every time like we get
Speaker 1: on this guy, damn pot, I'd be like, damn, we
Speaker 1: really be out here fucking He's crazy as motherfucker. I
Speaker 1: know why? Why? Why is this the world that we like?
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? Like many of us have probably
Speaker 1: sucked a murderer and don't even know it. Speak for yourself.
Speaker 1: Damn nah. I was about to say, you woke up
Speaker 1: with guns out of the sheet you put somebody that
Speaker 1: kills You know, that's crazy when I think about like
Speaker 1: the gun under the fellow bro that has been multiple
Speaker 1: times in my life. You sure have sex killer. I
Speaker 1: don't love them. You love killers. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: if I have ever probably fun the killing. What what
Speaker 1: you mean? Sorry you have to give context there you
Speaker 1: have said. But if I have felt bad like where
Speaker 1: my mom goes when I see like the R I
Speaker 1: P Post and the nigga be fine, I mean like, damn,
Speaker 1: I don't like I become statterer when they look good, like, damn,
Speaker 1: we needed you going to it. But you know what
Speaker 1: is interesting what you're saying that we have empathy for
Speaker 1: attractive people, segue ted Bundy. People believed he couldn't be
Speaker 1: a murder because he was fine. When I'm seeing like
Speaker 1: hot girls missing this ship like that, like damn, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm really thinking, as yeah, that's sucked up. It is
Speaker 1: y'all saw you saw the new uh the new fell
Speaker 1: e Bay prison bay? Oh did you know what did
Speaker 1: you see? You? What? So it was I think it's
Speaker 1: like a white guy. He could be mixed. That's why
Speaker 1: I say he looked white. So I was like, y'all
Speaker 1: want to pick meat. So when they was all like,
Speaker 1: but it turned out he it was like for assault
Speaker 1: against a woman. No, all out there trying to they
Speaker 1: do you know they took his picture off the site
Speaker 1: because women were putting money in his commentary. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't say people are sick. People are sick.
Speaker 1: I get it. But it's the same way. There was
Speaker 1: a there was a group there was a girl that
Speaker 1: was just trending and she had on these great sweats.
Speaker 1: She's in prison, and men were like damn. See, this
Speaker 1: is what we mean when we say all the real
Speaker 1: women are either gay or in prison. And it was like,
Speaker 1: y'all know she and jail for killing her husband, right,
Speaker 1: she is in jail for killing her husband, and all
Speaker 1: these men are like gawking over her because she got
Speaker 1: fucking hips in grace sweating. But he might have been
Speaker 1: annoying as hell, not like he deserved to die. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that, like, damn, well, you know what. It's
Speaker 1: sucked up because every time like something happens on the
Speaker 1: shade room and women do something, man, I'll be looking
Speaker 1: at them like, but what that they can do? And
Speaker 1: what did he do? Bro? You can't you can't say that.
Speaker 1: And because that's what the mem said, there's the Mexic assault.
Speaker 1: They're no, no, no no, I know you can't say, but
Speaker 1: you'll be thinking you just said it. This is a
Speaker 1: murder episode, mandamn. Okay. These are the tragic tales of
Speaker 1: people who have died while having sex, y'all. I swear
Speaker 1: my fantasy is to have like a murder mystery podcast.
Speaker 1: When I was in Mexico about this ship. I fucking
Speaker 1: love this ship, Okay, crushed by porn. These are all
Speaker 1: true stories about the way crushed by porn. One man
Speaker 1: had a sticky end after being crushed by a mountain
Speaker 1: of pornographic magazines is not a joke. A Japanese man
Speaker 1: fifty years old, Joji, was found six months after he
Speaker 1: had a thirteen thousand pounds statue of stash of porn magazines.
Speaker 1: He had been collecting it for years. Cleaners tasked with
Speaker 1: tidying up a neglected apartment after they found out he
Speaker 1: wasn't paying rent after no one had seen him, found
Speaker 1: him dead underneath explicit magazine. It is unknown whether the
Speaker 1: maneen thousand pounds. That's where I'm still okay of that
Speaker 1: much a magazine. I'm sorry, it says it is unknown
Speaker 1: whether the man, who was a four car manufacturer and
Speaker 1: maybe died from a heart attack. However, the magazines were
Speaker 1: all on top of him in so I guess it's
Speaker 1: the sex dre story when you think of it that way.
Speaker 1: But I'll be real with you. Can you arouse in
Speaker 1: the police coming in and they're like the fucking task
Speaker 1: grabbing the found the dead body and they're like come
Speaker 1: get him. They're just like, look at those tips, but
Speaker 1: let's get the body. Photo all right plunge of passion.
Speaker 1: In two thousand seven, a couple from Columbia, South Carolina,
Speaker 1: fell to their deaths after plunging naked from the roof
Speaker 1: of an office building. The bodies of Blent Tyler and
Speaker 1: Chelsea Tumbleston not to be a joke with the tumble,
Speaker 1: both found by a taxi driver in the middle of
Speaker 1: an otherwise empty street at five am. The couple's clothes
Speaker 1: were later found in the roof of a building where
Speaker 1: they were believed to be having a risky out or
Speaker 1: a rump after saying I ain't gonna hold you, I'll
Speaker 1: be thinking that, like, luckily there's a balcony, my balcony
Speaker 1: so fucking much, and there's like a rail on it,
Speaker 1: and I don't know why the nigga's love putting me
Speaker 1: up there, and I'll be brave and I'll be going
Speaker 1: up there, but but the thing is here, the thing
Speaker 1: right there is a big old terrorist only two floors
Speaker 1: below me. So I'll be thinking, like, I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: fall the whole like eight stories. I'm only gonna fall
Speaker 1: to be like nah, but I'd be like, damn, I
Speaker 1: wonder like I don't know I don't know how how much.
Speaker 1: Who do you think it's gonna die from this? I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be I'm not even thinking about that
Speaker 1: because if I do, if you die first and it's
Speaker 1: from something like that, you got, I ain't even like
Speaker 1: doing no goddamn sex shit. How do you know? Because
Speaker 1: I don't really be that in Like my balcony is one.
Speaker 1: But like I said, nigga on a state road, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it on the highway. Oh excuse me. Fine,
Speaker 1: I don't even tell a be responsible when I get
Speaker 1: a small neighborhood highway, not the one whatever. But I
Speaker 1: will say I'm letting you know right now if anyone
Speaker 1: listening when I die, hopefully my kids don't watch this,
Speaker 1: but don't post your favorite clips with me talking about
Speaker 1: sucking dick. Post something that I said there was philanthropic
Speaker 1: maybe you know what I mean, like when I gave
Speaker 1: money to a homeless person or whatever. Post a good
Speaker 1: moment of me. But I want to Dick and Alley
Speaker 1: and Italy and that was a good time. But what
Speaker 1: I'm saying was, don't post that post the good ship
Speaker 1: and I want to kind of funerals. I want the
Speaker 1: real one. You know what I'm saying, and I want
Speaker 1: a secondary one where all my friends were like, damn,
Speaker 1: she was a home. You want to be, Uh, you
Speaker 1: wanna be? You want to be laid up. You saw
Speaker 1: in Jersey a couple of months ago they brought the
Speaker 1: whole body to the club and just had him like
Speaker 1: bleed up. They stuff leaned them up and they and
Speaker 1: they party with him. They probab, I do want my
Speaker 1: friends to I want to be cremated. I wanted to
Speaker 1: give her a little piece of myself to everybody. You know,
Speaker 1: spread me places. I love Paris, that would be top.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to be just one place. I
Speaker 1: won't be everywhere, like my mom even told me. And
Speaker 1: I hate that she says this because I am truly
Speaker 1: my mother's child. My mother told me this in like
Speaker 1: thirteen when she got her pacemaker. She has a pacemaker,
Speaker 1: and uh, if anyone doesn't know that, it is basically
Speaker 1: means you need a device to help your heart beat.
Speaker 1: She was like, I want you to spread me around
Speaker 1: Studio fifty four, spread me in New York and I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm shut up and here I am
Speaker 1: all this time later being like put me in the club.
Speaker 1: I think about it. I don't how many people are
Speaker 1: spread across New York, Like I mean, my mama is
Speaker 1: I spread my aunt and um my mama wants to
Speaker 1: be spread in the ocean. She loved ocean. She'd be like,
Speaker 1: who's that could become a part of the Colic or Pacific?
Speaker 1: Which ever wanted about Florida. I just want to be
Speaker 1: cremated and put in arn. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: like spread around people. When people just look at you
Speaker 1: all the things put me in like a drawer or something.
Speaker 1: You look at me. You want to be put in
Speaker 1: a drawer? Yeah, but I don't gonna put you in
Speaker 1: the ground, you know what I mean. It's better than yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, if if maybe I fed a tree, that'd
Speaker 1: be cool. But yeah, but I could be put in
Speaker 1: the ground because when the world in and they all
Speaker 1: might come up, I could be a zombie still living
Speaker 1: on art. Zombie Mandy would be the funniest fucking thing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I wonder if I will
Speaker 1: still have Yep, a zombie. He's that you what? Zombie whispering? Bude?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I ain't gonna be whispering. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be lives that would be allowed zombie anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: half day orgy ends In tragedy. A Russian man died
Speaker 1: in two thousand nine after completing a twelve hour orgy
Speaker 1: with female pals who would bet him four k that
Speaker 1: he couldn't fuck them for half a day after come
Speaker 1: feeding the bat. Sergey Tooganov, a mechanic, died of a
Speaker 1: heart attack caused by the huge quantity of viagra he
Speaker 1: becuzled to prepare to him for the attack. For the task,
Speaker 1: this is giving drug overdose. It's not giving death. But
Speaker 1: like he should not have overdosed on fucking viagra. He
Speaker 1: died from the drug, not the pussy. Not the pussy,
Speaker 1: pussy kill him the drug killers that And he must
Speaker 1: have been a broken nigger really trying to do all
Speaker 1: that for four grains. When I read a mechanic, I said, wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they know what the holes were supposed to give
Speaker 1: you the money because I know for sure, but how
Speaker 1: many bitches wasn't because if they all say it was
Speaker 1: like six family had to pay like what five pieces
Speaker 1: something like that, they must have already been high, Like
Speaker 1: who makes a bet like that? And it's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of young people can't up for half. I mean
Speaker 1: when when I got flewed out when I was a
Speaker 1: broke bitch, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and I
Speaker 1: got bet seventeen hundred dollars that I couldn't eat the
Speaker 1: spiciest of the spiciest hot wings. And they said I
Speaker 1: couldn't have water or milk because feel it, and I
Speaker 1: just knew my asshole was gonna burnt. But baby I
Speaker 1: wanted that seventeen dollars. So I sat there now in
Speaker 1: mine I'm in front of athletes, lit niggas, I said,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fun nigga. I don't want this money. Literally,
Speaker 1: sweat face turned red and the ship I probably could
Speaker 1: have blew something out of my asshole or at least
Speaker 1: got a heart attack doing that phone in seventeen hunting,
Speaker 1: I ate the spiciest wings, and baby I finished that
Speaker 1: ship and then guzzled milk. Min You, I'm lactos probably
Speaker 1: could have died off guggling the milk. Can I just
Speaker 1: tell you why this is making me laugh? Like seriously
Speaker 1: almost have goosebumps this here and you say this, uh, somebody.
Speaker 1: I was out with a friend in London who talked
Speaker 1: about the end of horrible, and something I would want
Speaker 1: to mark the end of horrible. I said, I wanted
Speaker 1: one of three things and it was so random. I said,
Speaker 1: either like book, uh, TV or film or Mandy and
Speaker 1: I are hotwods was like what I was like, I
Speaker 1: feel like doing it alone, Like I feel like they'd
Speaker 1: be a great like podcast. But now I was like,
Speaker 1: because Mandy would be very overzealous and think that she
Speaker 1: could eat a bunch of wings and she would crack
Speaker 1: right at the end. I said, I'm crack. Could you
Speaker 1: know what the problem is? Now? I would just imagine
Speaker 1: talking about sex and yeah, but now I would haply
Speaker 1: have like mild meppers all right by me like this.
Speaker 1: So mind you when this happened, I was just a
Speaker 1: young one. Was this was this was at my prime
Speaker 1: body wise. You know, I'm like, I'm healthy, I can
Speaker 1: do anything. The way my ascid reflux the set right now,
Speaker 1: there's no way I would like I barely like sauces.
Speaker 1: I think that, don't you, Because I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 1: I can't handle spice right, So I think that they
Speaker 1: might give some people like how good are you with
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, they don't they bro you you
Speaker 1: see the little meter. I think that was the last one,
Speaker 1: and then they smother it in that sauce and the sauce.
Speaker 1: How many it cane on my time? I did, but
Speaker 1: then you ain't gonna be on the top. How much
Speaker 1: did you eat? Uh? It was the tempiece. And this
Speaker 1: was also clearly when a bitch could really eat and
Speaker 1: I had to do. I had to do all of
Speaker 1: the wings. Couldn't dip it in, couldn't dip it in sauce,
Speaker 1: couldn't eat the vegetables, tenney water, couldn't eat milk. I
Speaker 1: could only do the milk and water. After I completed
Speaker 1: all of the way. When I tell you all life
Speaker 1: like I was making sure I have sex with nobody
Speaker 1: that come out didn't hurt when he came. No, it
Speaker 1: was like I was like, my hope, I was hot,
Speaker 1: like my whole body, my whole inside was but baby,
Speaker 1: but what made me go is they put that money
Speaker 1: in the middle of the motherfucking tape, and baby, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's gonna be my money. So at
Speaker 1: the time my rent was only three ninety four, so
Speaker 1: I paid like two months of rent then busted off
Speaker 1: in our kid. It was able to get some furniture.
Speaker 1: That's how I broke a bit years old and I
Speaker 1: was able to like that motherfucker's seventeen hundred dollars came
Speaker 1: through with the code. I used to live at that
Speaker 1: building attached to Millennium All. It was called at the time.
Speaker 1: It was called Millennia East something I can't remember, but
Speaker 1: it was attached to I Kea as well, and it
Speaker 1: was in the Millennium All Plaza in Orlando, and it
Speaker 1: was like the high class apartment at the time, but
Speaker 1: it was also expensive, so I needed help you you know,
Speaker 1: furniture in there. And I remember the nick I had
Speaker 1: to funk just get some my keys ship and there
Speaker 1: was like they beat me down here and I got
Speaker 1: a bunch of ship and I gave Puss, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you for a kid. Sounds nuts when you
Speaker 1: look at it. I didn't have a car, so that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, being in your twenties, the ship
Speaker 1: you funk for like, I just saw it was fine.
Speaker 1: I just saw this tick tick free. I was. I
Speaker 1: just saw the tick tick the other day and it
Speaker 1: was like, how embarrassing is it that in my twenties,
Speaker 1: in my prime, when my body was the best, when
Speaker 1: I looked the best, I gave up COUCHI for free drinks.
Speaker 1: What was I thinking? And then to be fair, when
Speaker 1: I thought you gonna hold you, there's pussy that I
Speaker 1: gave up eat and I remember I was but I
Speaker 1: was also a philanthropic hope because because but be like, well,
Speaker 1: we went out for food. We made sure to get
Speaker 1: enough for our like free and I'm at this restaurant,
Speaker 1: what you want, I'm order something, bring it back. So
Speaker 1: like I used to go out and whether we sucked
Speaker 1: or not, it didn't matter. I also made sure to
Speaker 1: get food from my roommate. It was like, really the ghetto.
Speaker 1: Dating was the ghetto. It was survival mode. It was
Speaker 1: in barrazine. Yeah, dating for things, dating for things and
Speaker 1: fucking for things. I mean, I gonna I'm trying to
Speaker 1: feel crazy, but that really I had a conversations. I
Speaker 1: was like, I would never funk for a mill now,
Speaker 1: but now I'm thinking about that on Moffee Coast. I'm like,
Speaker 1: but it depends on where it is. You said you wouldn't. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm like a milk like a million, Oh, like food,
Speaker 1: I ain't working fun up, I don't even eat a
Speaker 1: lot of a million. I fun for a whole lot
Speaker 1: of a million. Fuck you, your daddy, your brother, and
Speaker 1: your mama, your Actually, I don't give you that right now.
Speaker 1: You're gonna give you everything enough to rate um. But anyway,
Speaker 1: the person I told this too, uh as a producer,
Speaker 1: and he looked at me after I said it, he
Speaker 1: goes wheezy a movie, TV book or hot Ones. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, like, my nigga, it's just to me
Speaker 1: culturally relative, it will last forever. It's something I would like.
Speaker 1: And hot Ones it's just it. Hot Ones is that far.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why. I don't think obviously horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Career is like equitable to Jesus in Meryl. But that
Speaker 1: was a duo they had on and I do feel
Speaker 1: like we've put in enough work and we're relevant in
Speaker 1: that same demo to where people watch hot Ones and
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe the dude that hosted don't know us,
Speaker 1: but somebody he know know who the funk we and
Speaker 1: I love one. I'm telling you once, can you get
Speaker 1: in there and be like yo, let me go and
Speaker 1: stete with you that day and I'll be like, hey,
Speaker 1: watch this clip and were funny. Let me come on
Speaker 1: next week for real. Um, speaking of people that have
Speaker 1: been on there, I'm thinking about Kiki and I just
Speaker 1: saw this fucking clip a Kiki Palmer to hev me
Speaker 1: dying and I can't wait till we have her on. Horrible.
Speaker 1: We've been trying to schedule time. But did you see
Speaker 1: this clip of someone saying, what's your dream for date?
Speaker 1: And she goes actually sitting down next to a real nigga?
Speaker 1: What a dream? That ship is so funny and relatable.
Speaker 1: So let's get back into dead people. So this one
Speaker 1: is crazy. In two thousand thirteen, Zimbabwean news website reported
Speaker 1: that a couple was attacked by a lion while having
Speaker 1: sex in nature. The person's name uh was Sharai Mawara Um.
Speaker 1: One of them got killed by the way, the other
Speaker 1: one is alive. Um interrupting the couple mangled her and
Speaker 1: the lover managed to run away before he could be killed.
Speaker 1: Notified the police, who escaped wearing only a condom. The
Speaker 1: woman's body was mauled at the scene of the attack.
Speaker 1: That that's traumatic. Yeah, I look, he would have wanted
Speaker 1: to be taken by the line too, like I don't
Speaker 1: know how I would have like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like lived with that give that's me. It was one
Speaker 1: of the craziest thing can you imagine? And it's crazy
Speaker 1: because I just actually, uh saw the Beast movie with
Speaker 1: Idris Elba and uh it was that was what it
Speaker 1: was like. This line was attacking and mauling everyone, which
Speaker 1: is crazy because I really wanted to like do a
Speaker 1: Safari Well no, I actually just wanted to stand next
Speaker 1: to Atris and his I I was, is it is? It?
Speaker 1: Is it eat? Because you keep oh, I always say no,
Speaker 1: I mean, but you just saw what do you say?
Speaker 1: I've been saying interest Is it Idris? I think it's Idris.
Speaker 1: I mean Tomato tomtel right, like actually he's the English
Speaker 1: so it is Tomato. Tomato put a motherfucking accident on that.
Speaker 1: I don't like saying people's that we ain't dead, like
Speaker 1: so what do you mean? I mean messing up somebody name?
Speaker 1: How to say it? I like saying people's name, right, Brianna,
Speaker 1: Brianna like Nick Brihanda. Hey, so I have been so
Speaker 1: many places where and you know how sweet she is
Speaker 1: where someone called Brianna and she'd be like Okay, there's
Speaker 1: a whole Dan there. There is a whole deal that
Speaker 1: might be annoying. My grandma rest in peace. Her name
Speaker 1: was Johannah, and god damn if you said Joanna. Who
Speaker 1: el what I'm saying? Old people going on? No? Alicia, Alicia,
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? That's that's from genetic
Speaker 1: next to your name. If you're so mad you say,
Speaker 1: my grandma shouldn't be mad. I mean, if you put
Speaker 1: the fonetics, it's an Asian there, right, And so again
Speaker 1: here we go to motherfucking English being the hardest to
Speaker 1: the fucking learned. There's a GM Bologna Amazagna, silent as fuck.
Speaker 1: These glasses got her acting different. You know, I'm smart
Speaker 1: and like and this is giving costume because they are
Speaker 1: not prescribed. It's giving Claire's. I love uh fake prescription
Speaker 1: sunglasses that'd be fake. Actually was on Amazon. Oh, I
Speaker 1: loved it. Like tilt my face glasses when I'm somewhere,
Speaker 1: Like if I'm getting on the train, I can't see
Speaker 1: the time, I'd be like shifting a glass like me
Speaker 1: really don't care. Okay, this one is really crazy because
Speaker 1: it actually happened in March, and of course they were occasion.
Speaker 1: Woman allegedly decapitated a lover while high during sex and
Speaker 1: hit his body parts. I might have brought this up,
Speaker 1: but they have more detail. Now. Year old Wisconsin woman
Speaker 1: killed and dismembered a lover during a drug fueled session,
Speaker 1: dumping his head and but this one didn't come out yet.
Speaker 1: His penis wasn't a bucket. His legs were in a
Speaker 1: crock pot. She was trying to find a way, uh
Speaker 1: to hide the organs. She clearly ain't watched enough, motherfucking
Speaker 1: and then was all she had to do with my acid?
Speaker 1: Oh no, she told police. Then later she wanted them
Speaker 1: to have fun while trying to find it, and that's
Speaker 1: why she put everything everywhere and he was mutilated in
Speaker 1: a grass of ghastly crime um and she made her
Speaker 1: first court appearance there. Angold you. If her response was
Speaker 1: I wanted you all to have fun while finding his
Speaker 1: body parts, she ain't do that ship because she was
Speaker 1: hot like that was that was literally her mind was.
Speaker 1: That's not because of the drugs. She was a fucking psychopath.
Speaker 1: So during a search of her van, they found the
Speaker 1: crock pot, right, and then they went to um from
Speaker 1: mother's house where they found the head, the penis in
Speaker 1: the bucket and upper torso and in a storage tote, body,
Speaker 1: fluid and knives. When they asked what happened the suspects
Speaker 1: that that's a good question. She told the police she
Speaker 1: and the man had been smoking meth before going to
Speaker 1: his mother's house where they had sex. Was in chains.
Speaker 1: She said she blacked out was choking him. She didn't
Speaker 1: mean to kill him, even though she enjoyed choking him.
Speaker 1: She said the police were going to have fun finding
Speaker 1: all the organs that she dismembered him. Um, that she
Speaker 1: put some in the basement somewhere in the cars. She
Speaker 1: did knives that she had from the kitchen of the
Speaker 1: residents of bread knife worked the best because they was sorted.
Speaker 1: Is that I say it's rated rated rated the blade
Speaker 1: um and the woman said she did get paranoid and lazy,
Speaker 1: um and that she thought he was the dope that
Speaker 1: was making her paranoid. But um, I'm trying to think,
Speaker 1: is someone who's dismembered once you can identify the body,
Speaker 1: do they care to find all the body parts? I'm
Speaker 1: I'm assuming so why look how um to the family
Speaker 1: cares to find all the I don't think it's that
Speaker 1: I would want my relative to be on like as
Speaker 1: many pieces of spoti tyl. Give me a put some
Speaker 1: scotch tape. That's not gonna be an opencasket. Bro, that
Speaker 1: is done for it and stuff and emboming nothing once
Speaker 1: you cut up, Bro, that is not okay, thog. You
Speaker 1: know why this one? I can't have a murder pod. No,
Speaker 1: because you're too childish. You were insensitive as ship. It's
Speaker 1: I don't know if they named him, if we saw
Speaker 1: a face, if we knew he was fine, would I
Speaker 1: laugh nobly? But they're like she'd be like, you gotta
Speaker 1: find both in my eyes? Can I also just say no,
Speaker 1: there's one thing I want to make mention of. It's funny.
Speaker 1: Not sorry, it's not funny, But it's interesting how there's
Speaker 1: like levels of to what you can joke about. Right,
Speaker 1: For example, if they weren't high on meth and like
Speaker 1: this just happened to a person, it might be less
Speaker 1: like entertaining. Yeah, like the story is crazy because she
Speaker 1: was cracked out, like her bons is making crazy. The
Speaker 1: headline of him being in a bucket. It's all right,
Speaker 1: it's done. But then she's like you to look for
Speaker 1: it one than the crock pot. Now you add into
Speaker 1: the narrative, but I mean it's still sad someone don't
Speaker 1: want to buy the right like I've never seen. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I've seen a dead body in in a casket,
Speaker 1: but when you when you really think about like severing ship,
Speaker 1: like just imagine her highest was walking around like heamn,
Speaker 1: where am I gonna put his legs? Oh? Anyway, that
Speaker 1: was the last thing she said. So basically she says
Speaker 1: she was getting lazy and that uh she that's why.
Speaker 1: Just the head was in a bucket and things were
Speaker 1: kind of scattered everywhere because she was getting tired. So um,
Speaker 1: that was that. And um, just to wrap up today's
Speaker 1: episode with more whiteness, we have a homemail. I am
Speaker 1: a proud white Canadian fan. Sorry Mandy, but I love
Speaker 1: these accents, so please if I read live, these are
Speaker 1: best white girl place anyway, and she did spell it
Speaker 1: with four wise. I want to thank you both for
Speaker 1: being on thank you both. Being on birth control completely
Speaker 1: killed my sex drive. And then I went on anxiety
Speaker 1: medication with my side effects completely killing my libido. That's
Speaker 1: how she spelled it. I was starting a new relationship
Speaker 1: and I knew I needed to work on my sex
Speaker 1: drive in order to make this work. And I found
Speaker 1: your podcast. Not only has it saved my sex life,
Speaker 1: but it is added to it. Listening about sex all
Speaker 1: the time made me think more about it often, increasing
Speaker 1: my sex drive. And I actually have fun in my
Speaker 1: sexual conversations now with my boyfriend or four years, I
Speaker 1: always bring the icebreakers home to my man and I
Speaker 1: asked him he still gets uncomfortable about booty hole talk.
Speaker 1: We will get there. Your seven white fan from the
Speaker 1: sixth what did the six people do? Why did I
Speaker 1: just do this? I don't know and it is six Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think anyway. Thank you so much, Caitlin. Don't
Speaker 1: know if that's your name. By the way, before we
Speaker 1: get out of here, Unfortunately, they have canceled the Black
Speaker 1: Effect podcast about more was that? Oh? Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: supposed to take place I believe this weekend. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: so if you purchased tickets, you should have received a
Speaker 1: notification via either your email or your text message saying
Speaker 1: that you would be fully refunded. Um. So there's that.
Speaker 1: And for anyone interested in Envisioned Fest, Uh, they're looking
Speaker 1: to reschedule it. So stay in tune for that announcement
Speaker 1: coming up. As usual, we are going to leave you
Speaker 1: with a five minute bonus clip from our pat video
Speaker 1: Give us a god damn fucking break, okay, and it's
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Speaker 1: We'll be having feed out tits out, breis on it.
Speaker 1: Just go to Patreon and subscribe, probably enjoying the full episode,
Speaker 1: not just the five months. You got some nerves. You
Speaker 1: going to motherfucking costco walking around like damn it ain't
Speaker 1: free sample day, No niggamer what you can get for free.
Speaker 1: A lot of you complain about one ninety nine for
Speaker 1: a fuse, excuse me, don't help my career for sex sales.
Speaker 1: But if you want to check it out. The final episode,
Speaker 1: Mandy and I talked about the business of podcasting and
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Speaker 1: in his name and wheezy and al right, guys, thank
Speaker 1: you yet again for tuning into another episode of It's
Speaker 1: Bonus bitches, Welcome to another cinema episode. Alexa, shut your
Speaker 1: ass up, Boom, I just got an election, making me
Speaker 1: feel like the bitch is stalking me. Like I get
Speaker 1: worried about you. I'm never that is my first Alexa. Really,
Speaker 1: I don't like I have. Um it's weird because I
Speaker 1: have two in my house, a SyRI in my bathroom,
Speaker 1: and then I got my man uh one for his car.
Speaker 1: But he's old, so he just feels like you don't
Speaker 1: want nobody watching him. And I'm just like, they're You're
Speaker 1: not a criminal. They do's I just felt, but Lamba
Speaker 1: scared me. Care about us. They just tell us the
Speaker 1: weather and play our tunes. That's all they do. Lamba
Speaker 1: made me unplug it. Um. I wanted to play some
Speaker 1: rent fires and fuck and I was like, Alexa played
Speaker 1: rent Fires. He was like, whoa wonderful that ship going on?
Speaker 1: Now you knew you was gonna activate her ass? Bro
Speaker 1: Alexa stop Alexa, stop nothing. Alexa's turn it off already.
Speaker 1: That's why he said he didn't want her around because
Speaker 1: they hear everything you told them day and them Okay,
Speaker 1: I said, fine, okay, I'll turn it off. He was like,
Speaker 1: played on your phone. So then I started playing it
Speaker 1: on my phone, but I chrome casted to the TV
Speaker 1: and then he was like, I thought your TV had internet.
Speaker 1: Why are you putting ship up on the TV now?
Speaker 1: And it's talking like I don't like this ship? And
Speaker 1: I was like, Niga, what the fuck Mandie, He's not
Speaker 1: even that whole, Like this is how you know, even
Speaker 1: in the system too long, Like it's crazy, it's fun
Speaker 1: to me. Um. Also update, I told Old Bay two
Speaker 1: weeks ago. You guys probably heard me say that Lambeau
Speaker 1: was gonna get me a car. I called Old Bay
Speaker 1: right after that episode. I was like, you know Kodak black,
Speaker 1: because that's what you're call him. He said, yeah, what's up.
Speaker 1: I was like, they didn't want to get me a
Speaker 1: car and pay my rent? He just was silent, and
Speaker 1: I was like what he said? Okay, Gila, what do
Speaker 1: you want me to say? I was like, I just
Speaker 1: want you to tell me whether you think that's crazy.
Speaker 1: His answer to that was saying, I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: do what you want to do regardless. That's that's what
Speaker 1: that response was giving. Do you want me to pick
Speaker 1: you up? In a nice car and you visit l
Speaker 1: a your web. That's really what it is. That's really
Speaker 1: like the real question. So how did you respond to that?
Speaker 1: Like if he said, what do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: Like what what type of response did you expect him
Speaker 1: to tap? I was like, you know what kind of
Speaker 1: car I wanted? That car is like two thousand a month,
Speaker 1: Like is that really going to drive you crazy? And
Speaker 1: he was just like, it's what you want to do, Gila,
Speaker 1: So giving I keep telling you what you do, well,
Speaker 1: it's given that, but also I can't tell you what
Speaker 1: to do, which I appreciate. But I also feel like
Speaker 1: if he called me like and was like, this bitch
Speaker 1: wants to fucking buy X, Y and Z for me,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, you would have a
Speaker 1: fucking fit. Yeah I would, um, but you know I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. I feel like the worst of it
Speaker 1: all was saying that I accidentally sucked him. Were all
Speaker 1: like that was the real fucking embarrassing thing to call
Speaker 1: my go with whish to be honest, Mandy, he was
Speaker 1: so appreciative that I said it without like trying of
Speaker 1: bullshit around it. When I came home, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, and I feel like I would have been
Speaker 1: the same way. Like when I really thought about it,
Speaker 1: I thought that he was gonna be like bit for
Speaker 1: you out of your mind, but if he called me
Speaker 1: was like yo, I mean that's what I'm saying. Mistakes happened,
Speaker 1: But a niga paying your rent and in you a
Speaker 1: car that's more like your relationship. Which is why I'm
Speaker 1: wanting because I don't want him to think he could
Speaker 1: just take the condom off. Beats bitch. If a nigga
Speaker 1: buys you your rent, he's not sucking you would have condom. Ever, Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's who you damn. I wish I could just
Speaker 1: put both of them like that, but um, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean it kind of sucks, but whatever. Anyway, Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that conversation was a little bit uncomfortable. And I think
Speaker 1: that also Lambeau like doesn't really like understand o Bay
Speaker 1: because he doesn't really I just don't think he gets
Speaker 1: to Like I think he thinks this is some relationship
Speaker 1: off of TV or like he thinks it's not like
Speaker 1: a real thing. Like he doesn't really maybe understand the
Speaker 1: openness because he's very like if you might be you
Speaker 1: can't fund nobody type of NT. But I'm having fun
Speaker 1: with him right now and I don't want it to end.
Speaker 1: So who knows? They could blow up in my face.
Speaker 1: One of his baby mamas could fly here and kill me.
Speaker 1: There's also that that's a big opportunity for that one
Speaker 1: happens as them host. Damn. So one of them, what
Speaker 1: was I gonna say? Hit him up and was like,
Speaker 1: it's bitch talking about you on her podcast and started
Speaker 1: like blowing up. She was like, who the funk? Else
Speaker 1: got a lamba and naked, So I mean there's always that,
Speaker 1: um you know, who knows. Hopefully they don't come get
Speaker 1: both funds. Bitch, I, we're gonna take this thing back
Speaker 1: the model I wanted by her. It's nothing that happens
Speaker 1: with you. They ain't coming for us, which they're coming
Speaker 1: for you.