WEBVTT - Ep 281: Death By Sex 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:08.680 Guess what decision we're about to make horrible decisions. Welcome 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:13.840 guys to another episode of horrid lad This is the baby. 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:17.239 I'm your girl, Mandy b Ak pet Stallion. Actually, let 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:19.520 me not say back to Scion. I'm just gonna say 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:24.040 full court pumps and that bitch because the way I 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:27.480 had no dick, no dick, lick, no ass and frienship 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:31.000 is called deek. I ain't have no deep, no deeck head, 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:37.199 no ahold, no, no, no nothing. So yeah, there we go. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.640 I'm gonna just be a little regular bit today with glasses. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.120 We glasses, I put them on glass. I was like, 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.480 let me come on here looking innocent and ship. Because 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:46.800 I knew this bitch was gonna pull up with with 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:50.199 a Barrett was gonna do this. You should Since I 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:53.440 knew she was gonna do this, ship, why wouldn't Benna 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:55.800 get your little pop cologne. I'm gonna be real with you. 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.560 I thought about bringing Mandy one, but I was like, 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.600 if she throws in the trash, can im and I 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:01.120 ain't gonna jo I'm a ball head at home now. 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:02.760 I don't really be wearing a hat. No, no, it 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.640 doesn't like it looks weird, like I'd be trying to 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:10.240 pull off hats bro so motherfucking niggas do it well. Yeah, 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:15.200 but they wear fitted like they'd be wearing like yes, 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.360 like I gotta get a little beanie one. I realized 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.240 my head is kind of little, so I don't you 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:22.480 know what I mean, I just don't wear the hat. 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:26.559 I'm good wigs for the wintertime. You try to be funny. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.280 Oh like oh, like I was saying, like to keep 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:31.760 my head. No, no, no, I mean it's like in 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.880 the summer, because sometimes you'll do a week like wigs 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.319 in the summer, ain't it Because yeah, yeah, And I 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:39.680 think now I got a little bit of money so 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:41.440 I can get a real good lace wig. You just 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.320 got a little bit of money I've been I ain 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.960 gonna hold you. The problem is like with the lace wigs, 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:51.040 you really gotta like cover them at night. You have 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:55.400 to make sure the lace at live my life. I 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.800 don't want to walk around smelling light. Gots to be 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:03.880 like you wouldn't get it. You really don't know what gottly. 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:07.400 It's kind of disappointing. You've been working with us how 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:09.720 long and you ain't know what got to be it wait, 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.359 you know what pump it up is? You know what 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:13.760 peak moisturized? Am? I can smell what you're saying. You 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:15.919 see what I mean? You know the smells of all 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:18.600 those those are the smells. Are you all notice? And 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.160 guess what? I bet you there are people that don't. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:25.000 Do you have sex appartment? You know it depends on 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:27.120 the day. That depends on the day. We know what 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.800 you want? Wanted to girlfriend, listened to the show. Don't 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:32.959 just be talking like I'm trying to be a fun part. 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:37.000 I'm just trying to um. And my name is Reezy. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:42.480 You know. I just came back home. I'll mind you 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:46.640 this whole win to that motherfucking country in January and 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:50.080 I'm like, oh, summer here. Six months later, we're about 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.320 to stop hearing about this bitch when it did a 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.120 fucking re up. Now we gotta hear about it for 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.440 another six months. Well, you know what's crazy. I don't 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.480 know why I kept it going, but it just got 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.160 so funny that I was like sucking them, like why 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.880 not to go back? But anyway, Um, I talked about 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:10.200 Paris on Patreon so to give you guys, but no, 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:12.480 I talked about the girl I met there and ship. Um, 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:16.440 but the most fun part of my trip was actually Italy. 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:20.720 I did not know and maybe I did, but maybe 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.600 I just couldn't afford it. Like you know when you 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:24.360 don't have access to ship, so you don't really know 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.519 what's what you going on, like I would see Postitano 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:31.440 and think it was Posticino like Amalfi. I didn't know 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.040 what the funk that ship was, how far it was. 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:35.520 I didn't realize how accessible it was. Um. So for 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:37.680 any black girls don't want to do some traveling in 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:41.880 the summertime next year, um, Italy is where they love us. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.840 I've been with Vinnie before and like travel there before, 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.560 but not like this. So I basically did southern Italy. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.280 So I flew into Rome and I took a train 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.200 and you go to Naples, which is one of the 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:55.640 cheapest places that I ever visited. Really, yes, I did 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:58.360 not know how poor of a country Italy was, but 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.280 somebody started telling me about it, like how Naples is 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:03.720 like the third most popular. You got Rome, Milan, the Naples. 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:07.440 Naples has so many cheap clothes, Mandy, like my homegirl. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.040 Now I was getting like thigh high boots for fifteen dollars. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.000 People like shopping in Thailand. I swear to god, she 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.839 it was cheaper than Thailand. It was Thailand prices. And 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.960 Gabby's been living in Milan and she didn't know, but 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.480 we was on FaceTime with friends, like what you want, 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:28.320 Like it was that cheap. This beret is from Naples anyway? 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.800 That has just sold me? Dog? Wait they fit like 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:37.840 sighs or is it like Europeans something. It's like European bulls, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.360 Like I got the ankle boots. I got they. I mean, 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.600 I mean she could fit the ankles. But I'm talking 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.800 about does the ship go past you? They have like 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.960 the oversized ones. Bro, it was I don't know why 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.200 it was there. You ain't gotta say that's nice. You 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.599 don't know nothing. Let us get our girl talk off 0:04:53.880 --> 0:05:00.280 all right. Um, so super cheap. So if anyone wants 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.279 to travel, and I'm telling you, like it was cheap. 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:04.240 So the reason you go to Naples is how you 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.960 get to the Almafi coast and the Capri and all that. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.720 So little miss uh, I know somebody with a boat, 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:14.480 my homegirl and I like, we go to she's been 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.080 living in Italy. We go there. I have no idea 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.440 where I'm sleeping tomorrow. Our whole week in Italy, we 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.960 were just winging it. So our last night and so home. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.440 We were staying there at Rome. She was like, let's 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.000 go out, and I was feeling real sad. I don't 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.919 know why. Sometimes I'm not just beginning down and I 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.400 was writing to my little manifestation notebook. She came in 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.279 drunk after meeting some of the the time guys. She's like, 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.760 we're going out, bitch, I'm sick of it. You've been 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.760 in the room for two days. I was only there 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.280 for two days and jet leg We're going out. We're 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.039 gonna meet some guys with a boat. And I was like, no, 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:47.680 we're not sure enough, bitch. We go out. We're the 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.840 only black girls there. It's like they're just are and 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.560 you bro, and I mean and I see, actually no, 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.000 I'm sorry. I saw one of the black girl who 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:56.400 had just niggas on her dick and I don't know 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.760 what it is what they're black, but you can't call niggas. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:04.120 There was a town on the deck we call sometimes 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.720 these white nings. You could call him egas Italian. Okay, 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:11.000 that's a good one. So this guy comes up and 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:17.000 He's like, what's your name? It's like my name, I 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.200 love you know, all the accents in Europe kind of 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:21.600 saying guy, they are kind of He's like, oh, I'm 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:22.920 wait wait, I'm trying to think of, like what was 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:30.840 you gotta love? And you are yes, you are black 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:38.080 and something. Okay, they like skin there. So anyway, basically 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.080 we start flirting with these niggas and I hate mine 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.599 because his ship is receding and hers look kind of good, 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:44.760 and we're just looking at each other like which one 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:47.680 got more money? Right, because we can't figure it out. 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.640 So everybody in Italy is leaving for the weekend to 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.840 go down to southern Italy, which is like a thing 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.640 you do. It's like going to Miami for New Yorkers, 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:57.440 I guess. So finally she gives me this look like 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.599 eye contact, like bitch, I got it, Like I got 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.080 the fitch. So he's like, we go on my boat day. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.359 We go to Capri. I have a friend with the 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:07.039 boat of apartment to stay. Yeah, and I was like, okay, 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.080 we can't stay with this neighbor where we defin definitely 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:13.360 boat access. So sure enough we get to Naples. He 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:15.720 buys us a train ticket. We could say in a hotel, 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.360 we party there. We know we're going to Capri on 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.320 Saturday beach. We got the outfits and this is low 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.760 key way. Sometimes I love girl trips because y'all just 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:25.200 be planning on pictures and outfits. I'm like, okay, bitch, 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:26.800 this is what I'm gonna doing. I'm gonna change and 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.040 this one so it look like a new day. So 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.440 because the hotels in Capri or three k Night by 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.680 the way, oh dud, Young Miami and Diddy were there 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:37.360 at the same time as us, fucking um, j Lo, 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:42.520 Leonardo DiCaprio for everybody, all of them. Oh yeah, that's 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.280 what you show. Young Miami was there. I think it 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.720 was Dre Drey was at the table with Diddy. I 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.560 mean she was at the table. But everybody was like 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.640 their partying. A lot of people were there. That's where 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.320 I met horrible decisions listeners, like I was telling you 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.720 on Patreon. Um. They were all white, by the way, 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.800 which was kind of fun, wonderful, um because every time 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:01.080 a white girls had me there, I was like, So, anyway, 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.920 we go out the night before and we get fucking lit. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:11.200 We meet some black Navy seals and my friend's phone 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:15.440 goes missing. So the Navy Seals niggas be like, oh, shoot, 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.120 we're gonna help you out right. That's just what army 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:21.600 niggas do. Girl, The Navy and the Army, don't get confused. Military, 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:25.040 my baby, Okay, thank you, my friend, my sister from 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:29.960 the Army, and really serious about like separating. The Navy 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.040 Seals feel like they're creme. The whole uniform is different. 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:36.680 Which uniform you like? The best? We can't do it 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.640 is what's the next to the uniforms? So the Army 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.120 is like the Army fatigue. The Navy is the blue ones, 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:46.440 the air Force. Navy is white. I thought is white? Marine? 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:51.600 Marie might be white. Marina's white, Navy's blue. Armies like 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.199 and it what's the what's the other one? Is that 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:59.080 where they get navy blue from? Don't do that? Actually, 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.200 I think? So, wait, which came first, Navy blue or 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:10.800 naming the Navy Navy? I don't wait. I feel like 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.640 Crayola named that. Oh yeah, Crayola named it after the 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:19.000 military for show Bush Show. Oh okay, okay, So the 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:21.240 black dude they're one of the Navy Seals, goes to 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:25.320 fucking find the phone for some reason, she pointed away. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.080 I don't think it was her fault. She was just 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:31.880 carrying on about her phone being stolen. So security. I'm 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:33.520 over there smoking in the corner, trying to meet some 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.840 new Italian neggs. I just see one of the guys 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.360 we were hanging with getting carried off the club. So 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.560 I run to Gabby to find her, because I'm like, 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:43.800 holy shit, is she okay? I find Gabby and I'm like, yo, 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:47.880 what the fuck. She's like, dude, this is so fun 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:51.319 say about somebody. But it was so funny. She goes, 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:53.360 I don't know what's going on. I lost my phone. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.040 I just got it back, but he got beat up. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.840 All the guys got kicked out of the club. I'm like, 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.800 holy shit, what are you? What are we gonna do 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:00.920 with this? All of this, I was going to smoke. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:02.120 You have to spoke in a different area. And it 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:05.040 was a popping as day date, like a nightclub, but 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:07.719 like on the beach. I'm like, we gotta go get him, 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.720 and she's like, but we don't even know that why 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:13.760 we're I'm like, Gabby, he's like bleeding from the head, 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.520 and she goes, but we should be having a good time. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.240 I'm with her. I was like, bitch, but he was 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:24.280 looking for your phone and she's like, but I haven't now, bitch, 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.880 this girl. I was sitting there with shots and the 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:30.040 nigga's credit card, talking about I'm not gonna spend money again, 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.040 but he told me to get drinks. Why would we 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:36.640 leave them, bitch? So then we So he got kicked out, 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:38.480 but she kept his credit card and she went to 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.600 order drinks on his card. She was in the middle 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:42.160 of getting drinks on his card when he went to 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:43.800 look for the phone for her. So I'm like, Gabby, 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:45.280 we at least gotta go check on him, and she's 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.800 like okay. So Gaby's so excited because the club is 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:51.440 popping and we hadn't found someplace yet. So we go outside. Man, 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.000 do you want to tell you theything got blood all 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.280 over him, He got a knot on his head. Gabby 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.199 comes outside and goes, you, guys, I talked to the owner. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:02.800 They said we can go back in. Like, bitch, what. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:04.720 Now We're in a car and going home and she 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:06.960 is so mad at me because I made her leave. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.840 I'm like, bro, we just witnessed some racially insensitive ship 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:12.200 She's like, I know, but I was able to get 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.520 them back in. Now we have all these shots, like 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.640 we should have never left. So anyway, in a jest, 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.080 I'm like, all right, fine, let's go. Let's just go 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:22.280 somewhere else and get sucked up. So we get sucked up. 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:23.920 We get home at five am, what do we have 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.880 to do at nine am? Take the fucking goddamn ferry 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.680 to go to Capri where we planned our outfits, where 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.000 we knew we were gonna be on this yacht and 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.240 be lit. Mandy. I don't know if we've ever been 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.920 on a boat together, maybe once in Jamaica, but I 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:40.200 am I'm just a bitch to get sick. We didn't 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.880 even make it to the yacht and I already felt dizzy, 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:46.679 and I was like, wow, this is always something I know. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.640 So we get on this fucking yacht and there's like 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:53.359 one model. They're Italian guys, and just like everybody is attractive, 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.719 and the boats not even taken off yet, and I'm 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.640 ready to throw up, but I was like, it's okay, 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:02.040 maybe this ship will pass bit were they're sailing the 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.520 on off fee coast. This ship is gorgeous. Ship is 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:08.040 litle fucking and I think I could see literally see 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:11.439 ludicrous across on another yacht and I'm like, damn, this 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.240 ship is so fired. And what am I doing, Oh, 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.080 hanging on the rail and trying to get some air. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.880 That reminds me of when I was in Dubai with 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.560 my African. He got us a boat for a day 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:27.000 to go across, like around Palm Island. Uhuh bitch. Half 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:30.120 of the boat ride, I'm hurled in a fetal position 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.080 on the thing and he just rubbing my head and 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:36.240 I'm like, I'm so sorry because it's just us on 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:37.880 the boat. He got up the boat with just me 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:41.440 and him. Bro literally forty five minutes into the boat, 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:45.559 I felt so sick and broke. It is Palm Island 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:49.160 in Dubai and it was beautiful. Damn. I was done. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:52.520 I was done. I was in a fetal position goddamn 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.199 three quarters of the time. It's like, you're trying to 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.880 be funny, son. I was so pissed, So then minds you. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.680 I'm not trying to leave my home girl alone because 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:01.240 I know this they're gonna try to do take her 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:03.160 downstairs on the yard and try to fuck. So she 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.160 keeps looking at me like this. She's like, I gotta 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.280 go check on Gela. Hey, she's okay, Yeah, that's all here. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:12.120 I'm like, no, I need her. The boat didn't have 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:15.040 any of them, like seasick. It was too late. Okay, 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.360 once you are. I'm getting hot thinking about it. I 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.400 take off this market, Bret. Wait. So then I said, 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.160 let me just jump in the water to see how 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.800 I feel. Right, let me just that can help you. 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:26.640 I jump off the side of the fucking boat. I 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:28.960 thought I was gonna feel better. And the issue is 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:30.920 that I found out when so many boats are on 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:34.160 the water, it causes more waves, so it just doesn't 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.560 stop moving. Dog, I'm telling you, I think my head 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.960 felt like a pinball machine. It was so bad, and 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:40.640 I didn't want to throw up in front of everybody 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.200 because I was embarrassed. So finally everybody goes to have 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:44.640 lunch on the back of the boat and in front 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:46.240 of the boat, I'm like, this is my time to 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.840 throw up. Here go Gabby, can you not throw up 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.240 right now? I really wanted to jump in the water 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.520 and take pictures. Bitch, I'm about to die, Oh girl, 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.559 I'm gonna tell you right now. I honestly thought I 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.120 was gonna shoot myself many because if you can't throw up, 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.800 it just feels like it's splow it out of something, 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.719 you know what I'm saying. But I did get my 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.640 flicks off though, that's the only thing I'll say. I 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:06.520 had to lift up myself to try to suck my 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.200 stomach and to get it, and then I was done. 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.520 This sounds like a whole lot of drama on it 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.200 all for no dick. You got no dick the whole time, 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.000 and you went through all this ship sucking. Meet a 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.360 guy that has a yacht in the Amalfi coast and 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:22.040 you're spent, but he had a receding hairline. It doesn't matter. 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.640 It doesn't matter, Like would you ask me any would 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.080 you have giving him pussy? You would have given him 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.200 pussy just because he got a boat. No, But for 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:33.240 other stuff like like how much money would he would 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:35.400 he have had to spend on you too for you 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.480 to give him some Couching's the thing because you you 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.920 acting like you bad. You didn't because he own a boat, 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.000 But how much would he have had I'm saying to 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.640 get your I wouldn't. I'm not like a dollar amount 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:47.160 because I actually wasn't thinking that in my brain. But 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:48.840 what I was thinking of my brain, it's like, how 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:51.240 could I leverage this for more lavish luxuries that I 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.520 can't afford. I can't afford to get to Italy. I 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.800 can't afford to buy the boat. So what what could 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.840 have done? We had to take a ferry back to Naples, which, 0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:59.680 as I told you, it was cheap. Bitch, Now, I 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:01.360 mean you could have got him to pay for the 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:03.680 three thousand. I thought about that night room, and I 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.000 was like, what will we spend two days or whatever 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:09.360 together and do some great shopping, go to some fucking 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.320 nice dinners. Like would I give a little pussy up 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:16.240 for some nice things on vacation here in the States. No, 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.200 because it's not that sexy to me. But if you 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.840 could sit me Xty Young Miami and Deety and then 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.680 y'all felly. Even though he interviewed her, I still and 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.680 we could go to a diddy party. It just still 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:28.080 felt cool. And I actually think I would have fucked 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.240 for some fun access. Why not? It's like Roopy to 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:35.320 another type, Okay. And I will also say I found 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.280 a little caveant on how to get around the ship. 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:41.120 There's a small town called Sorrento, which is cheaper than Postatano. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:47.360 Like the cheese, yes cheese that they got some cute commercials. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.120 I'd be liking some surrender. That ship was nice as 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.320 fun and it looks like you in you got a 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.080 problem at it. No, it's just it's just you're right. 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.760 I don't know everything, like their commercials. Do what need 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.800 to be done? S O R E N t A 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:07.240 so rental? Yeah, oh ship, that's what I said. Oh, 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:09.840 I mean, oh would end. But anyway, black girls, get 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:11.680 your ass on the boat because I mean, get your 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.760 as italy because you're gonna find a negative boat. And 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:15.360 when I got off the boat, which I kissed the 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.960 ground for one. Um, we were eating at some restaurants, 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:22.120 I saw so many black girls, well white man, and 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.600 I just kept looking at them. White get your coin 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:27.320 beach all of them. You think they are all only 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:29.160 with white man for coin. You dated white man without 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.920 for not coin like sometimes black like the girls that 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:35.040 I saw were beautiful and the men were not. So Yeah, 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:38.360 I mean that's that's pretty good. Sorry. I just feel 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.880 like every anyone you want, um yea and also a 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.520 great place to take to have your sugar Daddy, take 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:47.400 you because no one will run into you there, but 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:51.400 you just run into everybody. That is true. So so 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:55.920 is that like I wanted a hot time? All right? Okay, okay, yes, 0:16:56.000 --> 0:17:06.000 summertime it's hot. I'm just saying this episode, um, today, 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.320 I don't know where my phone isn't a church for it. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:11.840 It's all about death by sex because I've been like 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:15.760 finding so many articles about people like chopping penises off 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.119 and just kind of like sending them to our d 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:19.720 m s to like keep and save for later. But 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:21.119 I was like, you know what, let's just do a 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:23.960 crazy as episode now, one that didn't end in death. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:25.560 But I actually saw this today while I was on 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.240 the way to the studio. Did you see the naked 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:31.679 man jumping out the car? So a woman was performing 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:34.960 oral sex on the driver, causing the vehicle to crash 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.399 into a feed I didn't see a woman. Oh this 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:40.639 is a whole another didn't. Two people inside an suv 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:44.000 were discovered naked after a crash between the vehicle and 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:48.600 a FedEx truck Thursday evening. Um happened and what was 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.439 going on inside me have caused the collision At the 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:52.520 time of the crash, the woman was inside the suv 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:55.399 performing oral sex on the mail driver, according to the 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:58.080 fire rescue and Fort Lauderdale responding at the scene of 0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:00.320 the crime around so is it the different one? The one? 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:01.879 This is it? We only saw the man? No, the 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.879 one I saw was it was in California? So is 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:08.240 ever this is a whole different one, the man that 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.240 was naked in the car that just randomly got out 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.040 and started walking in. I was in California. But we've 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:14.120 got to get some a c and so I say 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:17.440 this to say one fucking tip, bro, if you're gonna 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.959 suck dick in a car, please do it on like 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:23.840 a highway. But also amazing that they have to be 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.600 fully naked to get it to the car. Let hear me. 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:29.880 Why as Turnpike a highway where ship does be kind 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.000 of empty? Why are you doing no no, no, no, 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:37.920 no no no no. That is not no. You suck 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:43.879 your neighborhood when your neighborhood, like bro, at least stops 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:47.159 highway sounds there's merging lanes. Okay, hold on there, if 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:52.240 you got fuller trust, what's better Bleaker and Lafayette or highway? 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:59.200 I said a neighborhood. Especially, Bro, you're nuts a highway. 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:02.600 There's eight That's the only place I've ever had it was. 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:06.680 There's merging lanes, there's exits, there are people that are 0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:10.600 going way faster than probably you should be going. Fun. No, 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:13.159 not a highway. Don't suck dick on a highway. Do 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.560 not listen to this person right next to me, because 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:25.600 Jesus Christ, No, this is a colony podcast. No. Yeah, 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:29.400 I've definitely given. But it's been like after we got 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:34.280 off the highway or like or like I've sucked this dick, 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:37.240 like when you come from the Nude Beach, which I've 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:39.760 just been horny, Like we we don't suck me and 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:43.920 myke some fucking like trucks. So like, before you get 0:19:43.920 --> 0:19:47.399 on the highway coming um out of Jersey, there's like 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:50.120 this long ass like you know when they call ship 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.520