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Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make horrible decisions. Welcome

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Speaker 1: guys to another episode of horrid lad This is the baby.

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Speaker 1: I'm your girl, Mandy b Ak pet Stallion. Actually, let

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Speaker 1: me not say back to Scion. I'm just gonna say

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Speaker 1: full court pumps and that bitch because the way I

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Speaker 1: had no dick, no dick, lick, no ass and frienship

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Speaker 1: is called deek. I ain't have no deep, no deeck head,

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Speaker 1: no ahold, no, no, no nothing. So yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be a little regular bit today with glasses.

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Speaker 1: We glasses, I put them on glass. I was like,

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Speaker 1: let me come on here looking innocent and ship. Because

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Speaker 1: I knew this bitch was gonna pull up with with

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Speaker 1: a Barrett was gonna do this. You should Since I

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Speaker 1: knew she was gonna do this, ship, why wouldn't Benna

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Speaker 1: get your little pop cologne. I'm gonna be real with you.

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Speaker 1: I thought about bringing Mandy one, but I was like,

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Speaker 1: if she throws in the trash, can im and I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna jo I'm a ball head at home now.

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Speaker 1: I don't really be wearing a hat. No, no, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't like it looks weird, like I'd be trying to

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Speaker 1: pull off hats bro so motherfucking niggas do it well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they wear fitted like they'd be wearing like yes,

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Speaker 1: like I gotta get a little beanie one. I realized

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Speaker 1: my head is kind of little, so I don't you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, I just don't wear the hat.

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Speaker 1: I'm good wigs for the wintertime. You try to be funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh like oh, like I was saying, like to keep

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Speaker 1: my head. No, no, no, I mean it's like in

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Speaker 1: the summer, because sometimes you'll do a week like wigs

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Speaker 1: in the summer, ain't it Because yeah, yeah, And I

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Speaker 1: think now I got a little bit of money so

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Speaker 1: I can get a real good lace wig. You just

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Speaker 1: got a little bit of money I've been I ain

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Speaker 1: gonna hold you. The problem is like with the lace wigs,

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Speaker 1: you really gotta like cover them at night. You have

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Speaker 1: to make sure the lace at live my life. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to walk around smelling light. Gots to be

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Speaker 1: like you wouldn't get it. You really don't know what gottly.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of disappointing. You've been working with us how

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Speaker 1: long and you ain't know what got to be it wait,

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Speaker 1: you know what pump it up is? You know what

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Speaker 1: peak moisturized? Am? I can smell what you're saying. You

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Speaker 1: see what I mean? You know the smells of all

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Speaker 1: those those are the smells. Are you all notice? And

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Speaker 1: guess what? I bet you there are people that don't.

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Speaker 1: Do you have sex appartment? You know it depends on

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Speaker 1: the day. That depends on the day. We know what

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Speaker 1: you want? Wanted to girlfriend, listened to the show. Don't

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Speaker 1: just be talking like I'm trying to be a fun part.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to um. And my name is Reezy.

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Speaker 1: You know. I just came back home. I'll mind you

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Speaker 1: this whole win to that motherfucking country in January and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, summer here. Six months later, we're about

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Speaker 1: to stop hearing about this bitch when it did a

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Speaker 1: fucking re up. Now we gotta hear about it for

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Speaker 1: another six months. Well, you know what's crazy. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I kept it going, but it just got

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Speaker 1: so funny that I was like sucking them, like why

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Speaker 1: not to go back? But anyway, Um, I talked about

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Speaker 1: Paris on Patreon so to give you guys, but no,

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Speaker 1: I talked about the girl I met there and ship. Um,

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Speaker 1: but the most fun part of my trip was actually Italy.

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Speaker 1: I did not know and maybe I did, but maybe

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Speaker 1: I just couldn't afford it. Like you know when you

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Speaker 1: don't have access to ship, so you don't really know

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Speaker 1: what's what you going on, like I would see Postitano

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Speaker 1: what the funk that ship was, how far it was.

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize how accessible it was. Um. So for

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Speaker 1: any black girls don't want to do some traveling in

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Speaker 1: the summertime next year, um, Italy is where they love us.

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Speaker 1: I've been with Vinnie before and like travel there before,

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Speaker 1: but not like this. So I basically did southern Italy.

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Speaker 1: So I flew into Rome and I took a train

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Speaker 1: and you go to Naples, which is one of the

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Speaker 1: cheapest places that I ever visited. Really, yes, I did

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Speaker 1: not know how poor of a country Italy was, but

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Speaker 1: like the third most popular. You got Rome, Milan, the Naples.

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Speaker 1: Naples has so many cheap clothes, Mandy, like my homegirl.

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Speaker 1: Now I was getting like thigh high boots for fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 1: People like shopping in Thailand. I swear to god, she

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Speaker 1: Gabby's been living in Milan and she didn't know, but

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Speaker 1: we was on FaceTime with friends, like what you want,

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Speaker 1: Like it was that cheap. This beret is from Naples anyway?

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Speaker 1: That has just sold me? Dog? Wait they fit like

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Speaker 1: Like I got the ankle boots. I got they. I mean,

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Speaker 1: about does the ship go past you? They have like

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Speaker 1: the oversized ones. Bro, it was I don't know why

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Speaker 1: don't know nothing. Let us get our girl talk off

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Speaker 1: all right. Um, so super cheap. So if anyone wants

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Speaker 1: So the reason you go to Naples is how you

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Speaker 1: So little miss uh, I know somebody with a boat,

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Speaker 1: my homegirl and I like, we go to she's been

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Speaker 1: living in Italy. We go there. I have no idea

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Speaker 1: where I'm sleeping tomorrow. Our whole week in Italy, we

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Speaker 1: We were staying there at Rome. She was like, let's

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Speaker 1: was writing to my little manifestation notebook. She came in

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Speaker 1: drunk after meeting some of the the time guys. She's like,

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Speaker 1: gonna meet some guys with a boat. And I was like, no,

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Speaker 1: we're not sure enough, bitch. We go out. We're the

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Speaker 1: these white nings. You could call him egas Italian. Okay,

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Speaker 1: He's like, what's your name? It's like my name, I

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Speaker 1: love you know, all the accents in Europe kind of

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Speaker 1: So everybody in Italy is leaving for the weekend to

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Speaker 1: I guess. So finally she gives me this look like

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Speaker 1: the fitch. So he's like, we go on my boat day.

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Speaker 1: key way. Sometimes I love girl trips because y'all just

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Speaker 1: because the hotels in Capri or three k Night by

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Speaker 1: the way, oh dud, Young Miami and Diddy were there

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Speaker 1: at the same time as us, fucking um, j Lo,

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Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio for everybody, all of them. Oh yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: their partying. A lot of people were there. That's where

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Speaker 1: We meet some black Navy seals and my friend's phone

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Speaker 1: niggas do. Girl, The Navy and the Army, don't get confused. Military,

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Speaker 1: the Army, and really serious about like separating. The Navy

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Speaker 1: Which uniform you like? The best? We can't do it

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Speaker 1: what the fuck. She's like, dude, this is so fun

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I lost my phone.

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Speaker 1: I just got it back, but he got beat up.

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Speaker 1: All the guys got kicked out of the club. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: with this? All of this, I was going to smoke.

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Speaker 1: There's a small town called Sorrento, which is cheaper than Postatano.

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Speaker 1: Why as Turnpike a highway where ship does be kind

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Speaker 1: was a bitch on the way back from Heathrow UM,

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Speaker 1: which is the London airport, because I travel. Let me

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Speaker 1: photos and I was like, thank you, and she was like,

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Speaker 1: ticket because I called her a bit to being in

423
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 1: the London shows that it so what who the hell

424
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,639
Speaker 1: comes up to someone says I love how comfortable you

425
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,240
Speaker 1: are with your body. You just put whatever the fuck

426
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 1: you want on your guy. That fucking crop top don't fit?

427
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,239
Speaker 1: Do it? And you got it all? I mean I

428
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 1: think I would that compliments then damn YouTube really be

429
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 1: heaving you look fu up because wow, Like like, I love,

430
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 1: I actually love that people like say I look smaller

431
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 1: and that I look better in persons. I do like

432
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 1: when people I'm fine with people like getting the compliments

433
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 1: that YouTube does me no justice. I'm super far smaller

434
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 1: in person. But also I think you look tiny in person.

435
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 1: Well know everyone people, some people think I'm like fucking

436
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 1: five eight and an Amazon because I'm I'm like, you know,

437
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 1: people think I'm too always talk about short. People think

438
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,959
Speaker 1: I'm tall though, Oh they think I'm tall. People do

439
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 1: that because Andy says she's so short, or when they

440
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 1: see photos of us. Ye, not that I'm much better.

441
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,919
Speaker 1: I don't know. I love that you just wear the

442
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 1: flat is shoes. Hey look you know okayam No, she

443
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: was a bit and you know what neverminded me about.

444
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 1: I'm joking around, but I think about a lot of

445
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 1: times where like Lizzo has made comments how she hates

446
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: when people say she feels so confident, like why are

447
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 1: you calling me confident because I'm put on a bathisuit.

448
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: Like It's sometimes it's weird that people will like think

449
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 1: they're giving you a compliment when there's not. I get it, though,

450
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: because I feel like some woman or even guys. You know,

451
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 1: there's a lot of body shaming, and there's a lot

452
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,120
Speaker 1: of musecurities that at one point I can't even show skin.

453
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 1: I would black all the time. If y'all haven't noticed,

454
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm a little insecure about my body, so it's like

455
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 1: you're not gonna see me. That's why you wear black.

456
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: I just like, I mean, I'll be honest, like when

457
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: I was, when I was like much bigger, Like I

458
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: remember even for our very first live show, there was

459
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: no other color I was gonna do but black. Um,

460
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: I definitely wore a lot of black, and I used

461
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,919
Speaker 1: to wear a lot of spandex like, which is like

462
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 1: now since I've lost weight, I just love wearing jeans,

463
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,439
Speaker 1: Like I'll throw on jeans and in the summertime, I

464
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: love sweatpants. Like what's crazy is at a certain at

465
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 1: a certain size, maybe about sixty pounds bigger than I was,

466
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 1: sweatpants weren't even an option unless I bought like the

467
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: waist pants are like like like sweat sweatpants now actually

468
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: come pretty like fitted, so like my thighs when they

469
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 1: were bigger in my hips, there would be sweatpants that

470
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: I couldn't even get over my hips and thighs. So

471
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 1: like I love wearing like sweatpants in the fall, and like, son,

472
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: are we getting bigger or size and smaller? Because nigga,

473
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 1: these pants are fucking ten. I'm sorry, and I was

474
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: like particularly fitted. I'm a tan, Nigga. I ain't gonna

475
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 1: say nothing because you hate when I tell you the

476
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: same size. But I'm a tent. You're a ten. These

477
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 1: are ten, but you're thicker than me. But that's what

478
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't hate, but like I'm not, I

479
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,239
Speaker 1: don't mean anything when I say hate, you saying any

480
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 1: of the same size. But like if my ask don't

481
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 1: look the same, we're not the same size, but we are.

482
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 1: We were the same size clothes. We do want the

483
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: same size. We're not the same size because my butt

484
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: does not look like that. I mean, we're shaped differently,

485
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: but I mean it's the same. Like when I go

486
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 1: out the same size me and got me and my

487
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: best friend. We're the same exact size me and my

488
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: other best friends and we don't look alike. I mean

489
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,719
Speaker 1: I think that that's like what's amazing about the body

490
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,439
Speaker 1: of women, Like we could literally be the same. We

491
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: could be the same weight, we could be the same

492
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 1: size and clothes and look completely different. We could be

493
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: different heights and all and be the exactly why I'd

494
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 1: be needing like customer reviewed photos of ship sometimes because

495
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 1: like I don't I've bought dresses that I'm like, it'll

496
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 1: look better on one person than the other, even if

497
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 1: it's always like you know, but um, yeah, I don't

498
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 1: appreciate that. So if you want to come up to

499
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: me and tell me how happy you are that I

500
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: don't got the shop, it's my hand, okay, hope. Fact.

501
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 1: So I found articles of people that literally were killers

502
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 1: in the middle of sex, like and it is actual kink.

503
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 1: I don't want to say kink of the week, but

504
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 1: I didn't work. I don't know kink. That is some

505
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: sociopathic crazy. But we've seen this before with Ted Bundy,

506
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: because he was killing people during sex, not all the time.

507
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: He was sometimes kill them after, but a lot during.

508
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: So it's actually called a lust murder. It's a homicide

509
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: in which the offender searches for sexual satisfaction by killing someone.

510
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: It's associated with a paraphylic term arado punophilia, which is

511
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:36,439
Speaker 1: arousal or gratification, continuent contingent on death of a human

512
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: and a lot of killers like a Ted Bundy get

513
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: off at someone dying. It's just so fucking insane. Now,

514
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: what's crazy about this is na I was trying to

515
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,959
Speaker 1: find more information about it because I was like, this

516
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: is insane and a lot of people will roll play

517
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: it out. It's like, not an unquay. How do you

518
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 1: role play killing someone? And how after you are a

519
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: part of this role playing do you not question the

520
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: partner that you're And you know what else is the

521
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: crazy ship? You know how they always I don't know

522
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,479
Speaker 1: if you noticed it, but you assume you watch talks too.

523
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: You know how they'd be saying the little kids be

524
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 1: like killing animals and ship and then they start moving

525
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: on to humans. But those are serial killers. But no,

526
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,239
Speaker 1: I'm saying this is what that ship made me think of,

527
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: Like if I was sucking someone and they were like, yeah,

528
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: I just want to get a gun and you played

529
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: the huh what about that? That? I think? That's what

530
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to think of, Like the role

531
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: playing act, like do you get a fake knife from

532
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: party City? Slice my throat? And I just lay there like,

533
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: so okay, they're like, while I'm there's obviously because for one,

534
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: a lot of violence, sex can be role played, right,

535
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 1: there's consensual non consensual sex there. I ain't gonna hold

536
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: you the fake rape in the fake like choking, the asphyxiation,

537
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: all those stuff that's way below the act of like.

538
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, I agree with you. But these

539
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: people who are attracted to quote unquote LUs murders think

540
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: it falls in the violent umbrella, and that ship is insane. Okay.

541
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: So something I wanted to add was sorry, I got lost. Okay.

542
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: This type of crime is manifested either by murder during

543
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: sexual activity or by mutilating the sexual organs or areas

544
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 1: of the victim's body. The mutilation of the victim may

545
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: include evisporation. I've never even heard of this word, so

546
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if any I think that's like slice and right.

547
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: Cutting says displacement to remove an organ from operation. Although

548
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: the killing sequence may include an act of sexual intercourse,

549
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: sexual intercourse does not always occur. It could be other

550
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: sexual acts that are part of the homicide, and there

551
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: was a psychiatry report in two two thousand nineteen that

552
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: said that send findings on sexual homicide concluded that sexually

553
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: oriented murders should be viewed as specific as a specific

554
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: offender with distinct traits UM in the reporting system, so

555
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: basically saying that these offenders all have the same kind

556
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: of psychiatric issue. So like, if they've been to jail before,

557
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: had something like that UM some kind of report about

558
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: their health, it should have been noted because they all

559
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: seem to be the same. Most of them do involve

560
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: male perpetrators, although some female lust murderers do exist. UM.

561
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: The most common less murders that we see our serial killers,

562
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: usually because they can't get enough and probably because they

563
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: need to fulfill their sexual gratification from it. So while

564
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: a lot of serial killers are doing things on impulse,

565
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: if you're a lust murderer, you probably want to do

566
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: it all the time because you want to funk all

567
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: the time, but you can't come unless you kill. I

568
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: wonder if that holds to be true too, And we

569
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: talked about it here on the pod. Like, UM, those

570
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: people like Darren Sharper and even Bill Cosby who were

571
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: drugging women so that they were passed out completely, wasn't

572
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: Darren Sharper like beating them up though No, Darren Sharper

573
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: was drugging them to where they were. They were It's

574
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: not capacity because that's what they hit off, right, but

575
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: they were just like they were like scapacitated means I'm

576
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: trying to use all he's gotten in big words O

577
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: most but no, with Darren Sharper, he was drugging them

578
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: to where and then having sex with them while they

579
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: were passed out and they were realizing they were fucked

580
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: the next morning. But that's what I'm saying. Like he

581
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: it was almost like he wanted to say that's happitated.

582
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: That's that's so incapacitated is the right word. Yeah, so

583
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: he like wanted to have sex with women who couldn't move,

584
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: who like we're damn near corpses and we've had a

585
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: there's what is that couple? Uh, what's there's a motherfucking y'all.

586
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: We don't learn he's got damn kinks before. But yeah,

587
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: I think that that would be indicative of someone that

588
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: maybe wants to have sex with corpse or killing. That's

589
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: the thing though, like them, I think that I read

590
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: a read it once for the guy. The woman had

591
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: like some kind of disease. Do you remember this? And

592
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: then she went to the doctor and he said you

593
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: could only get this from maggots and her husband. That

594
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: ship is crazy. So here, I'll tell you people is nasty,

595
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: like humans are sick. And every time like we get

596
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: on this guy, damn pot, I'd be like, damn, we

597
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: really be out here fucking He's crazy as motherfucker. I

598
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: know why? Why? Why is this the world that we like?

599
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? Like many of us have probably

600
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: sucked a murderer and don't even know it. Speak for yourself.

601
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:46,719
Speaker 1: Damn nah. I was about to say, you woke up

602
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: with guns out of the sheet you put somebody that

603
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: kills You know, that's crazy when I think about like

604
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: the gun under the fellow bro that has been multiple

605
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: times in my life. You sure have sex killer. I

606
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: don't love them. You love killers. I'm trying to think

607
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: if I have ever probably fun the killing. What what

608
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: you mean? Sorry you have to give context there you

609
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: have said. But if I have felt bad like where

610
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: my mom goes when I see like the R I

611
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: P Post and the nigga be fine, I mean like, damn,

612
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: I don't like I become statterer when they look good, like, damn,

613
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: we needed you going to it. But you know what

614
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: is interesting what you're saying that we have empathy for

615
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: attractive people, segue ted Bundy. People believed he couldn't be

616
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: a murder because he was fine. When I'm seeing like

617
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: hot girls missing this ship like that, like damn, bitch,

618
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm really thinking, as yeah, that's sucked up. It is

619
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: y'all saw you saw the new uh the new fell

620
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: e Bay prison bay? Oh did you know what did

621
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: you see? You? What? So it was I think it's

622
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: like a white guy. He could be mixed. That's why

623
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: I say he looked white. So I was like, y'all

624
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: want to pick meat. So when they was all like,

625
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: but it turned out he it was like for assault

626
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: against a woman. No, all out there trying to they

627
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: do you know they took his picture off the site

628
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: because women were putting money in his commentary. I mean,

629
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: you know, I don't say people are sick. People are sick.

630
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: I get it. But it's the same way. There was

631
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: a there was a group there was a girl that

632
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,479
Speaker 1: was just trending and she had on these great sweats.

633
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: She's in prison, and men were like damn. See, this

634
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: is what we mean when we say all the real

635
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: women are either gay or in prison. And it was like,

636
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: y'all know she and jail for killing her husband, right,

637
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: she is in jail for killing her husband, and all

638
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: these men are like gawking over her because she got

639
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: fucking hips in grace sweating. But he might have been

640
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,719
Speaker 1: annoying as hell, not like he deserved to die. I'm

641
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: not saying that, like, damn, well, you know what. It's

642
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: sucked up because every time like something happens on the

643
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: shade room and women do something, man, I'll be looking

644
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: at them like, but what that they can do? And

645
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: what did he do? Bro? You can't you can't say that.

646
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: And because that's what the mem said, there's the Mexic assault.

647
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: They're no, no, no no, I know you can't say, but

648
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: you'll be thinking you just said it. This is a

649
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: murder episode, mandamn. Okay. These are the tragic tales of

650
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: people who have died while having sex, y'all. I swear

651
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: my fantasy is to have like a murder mystery podcast.

652
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: When I was in Mexico about this ship. I fucking

653
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: love this ship, Okay, crushed by porn. These are all

654
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: true stories about the way crushed by porn. One man

655
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: had a sticky end after being crushed by a mountain

656
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: of pornographic magazines is not a joke. A Japanese man

657
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: fifty years old, Joji, was found six months after he

658
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: had a thirteen thousand pounds statue of stash of porn magazines.

659
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: He had been collecting it for years. Cleaners tasked with

660
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: tidying up a neglected apartment after they found out he

661
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: wasn't paying rent after no one had seen him, found

662
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: him dead underneath explicit magazine. It is unknown whether the

663
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: maneen thousand pounds. That's where I'm still okay of that

664
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: much a magazine. I'm sorry, it says it is unknown

665
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: whether the man, who was a four car manufacturer and

666
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: maybe died from a heart attack. However, the magazines were

667
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: all on top of him in so I guess it's

668
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: the sex dre story when you think of it that way.

669
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: But I'll be real with you. Can you arouse in

670
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 1: the police coming in and they're like the fucking task

671
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: grabbing the found the dead body and they're like come

672
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: get him. They're just like, look at those tips, but

673
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: let's get the body. Photo all right plunge of passion.

674
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: In two thousand seven, a couple from Columbia, South Carolina,

675
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: fell to their deaths after plunging naked from the roof

676
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: of an office building. The bodies of Blent Tyler and

677
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: Chelsea Tumbleston not to be a joke with the tumble,

678
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: both found by a taxi driver in the middle of

679
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: an otherwise empty street at five am. The couple's clothes

680
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: were later found in the roof of a building where

681
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: they were believed to be having a risky out or

682
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: a rump after saying I ain't gonna hold you, I'll

683
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: be thinking that, like, luckily there's a balcony, my balcony

684
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: so fucking much, and there's like a rail on it,

685
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: and I don't know why the nigga's love putting me

686
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: up there, and I'll be brave and I'll be going

687
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: up there, but but the thing is here, the thing

688
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: right there is a big old terrorist only two floors

689
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,959
Speaker 1: below me. So I'll be thinking, like, I ain't gonna

690
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: fall the whole like eight stories. I'm only gonna fall

691
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: to be like nah, but I'd be like, damn, I

692
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: wonder like I don't know I don't know how how much.

693
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: Who do you think it's gonna die from this? I

694
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be I'm not even thinking about that

695
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 1: because if I do, if you die first and it's

696
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: from something like that, you got, I ain't even like

697
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: doing no goddamn sex shit. How do you know? Because

698
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: I don't really be that in Like my balcony is one.

699
00:35:54,080 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: But like I said, nigga on a state road, I'm

700
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: not doing it on the highway. Oh excuse me. Fine,

701
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: I don't even tell a be responsible when I get

702
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: a small neighborhood highway, not the one whatever. But I

703
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: will say I'm letting you know right now if anyone

704
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: listening when I die, hopefully my kids don't watch this,

705
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: but don't post your favorite clips with me talking about

706
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 1: sucking dick. Post something that I said there was philanthropic

707
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: maybe you know what I mean, like when I gave

708
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 1: money to a homeless person or whatever. Post a good

709
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: moment of me. But I want to Dick and Alley

710
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: and Italy and that was a good time. But what

711
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: I'm saying was, don't post that post the good ship

712
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: and I want to kind of funerals. I want the

713
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: real one. You know what I'm saying, and I want

714
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 1: a secondary one where all my friends were like, damn,

715
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: she was a home. You want to be, Uh, you

716
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: wanna be? You want to be laid up. You saw

717
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: in Jersey a couple of months ago they brought the

718
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: whole body to the club and just had him like

719
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: bleed up. They stuff leaned them up and they and

720
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: they party with him. They probab, I do want my

721
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: friends to I want to be cremated. I wanted to

722
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: give her a little piece of myself to everybody. You know,

723
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: spread me places. I love Paris, that would be top.

724
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: But I don't want to be just one place. I

725
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: won't be everywhere, like my mom even told me. And

726
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: I hate that she says this because I am truly

727
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: my mother's child. My mother told me this in like

728
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: thirteen when she got her pacemaker. She has a pacemaker,

729
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: and uh, if anyone doesn't know that, it is basically

730
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: means you need a device to help your heart beat.

731
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 1: She was like, I want you to spread me around

732
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 1: Studio fifty four, spread me in New York and I

733
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm shut up and here I am

734
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: all this time later being like put me in the club.

735
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: I think about it. I don't how many people are

736
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: spread across New York, Like I mean, my mama is

737
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: I spread my aunt and um my mama wants to

738
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: be spread in the ocean. She loved ocean. She'd be like,

739
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: who's that could become a part of the Colic or Pacific?

740
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: Which ever wanted about Florida. I just want to be

741
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: cremated and put in arn. I don't want to be

742
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: like spread around people. When people just look at you

743
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: all the things put me in like a drawer or something.

744
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: You look at me. You want to be put in

745
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: a drawer? Yeah, but I don't gonna put you in

746
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: the ground, you know what I mean. It's better than yeah.

747
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 1: I mean, if if maybe I fed a tree, that'd

748
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: be cool. But yeah, but I could be put in

749
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: the ground because when the world in and they all

750
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: might come up, I could be a zombie still living

751
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: on art. Zombie Mandy would be the funniest fucking thing,

752
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I wonder if I will

753
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: still have Yep, a zombie. He's that you what? Zombie whispering? Bude?

754
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I ain't gonna be whispering. I'm gonna

755
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: be lives that would be allowed zombie anyway, all right,

756
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: half day orgy ends In tragedy. A Russian man died

757
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: in two thousand nine after completing a twelve hour orgy

758
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: with female pals who would bet him four k that

759
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: he couldn't fuck them for half a day after come

760
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: feeding the bat. Sergey Tooganov, a mechanic, died of a

761
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: heart attack caused by the huge quantity of viagra he

762
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: becuzled to prepare to him for the attack. For the task,

763
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: this is giving drug overdose. It's not giving death. But

764
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: like he should not have overdosed on fucking viagra. He

765
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 1: died from the drug, not the pussy. Not the pussy,

766
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 1: pussy kill him the drug killers that And he must

767
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: have been a broken nigger really trying to do all

768
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: that for four grains. When I read a mechanic, I said, wow, yeah,

769
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: but they know what the holes were supposed to give

770
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: you the money because I know for sure, but how

771
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: many bitches wasn't because if they all say it was

772
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: like six family had to pay like what five pieces

773
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: something like that, they must have already been high, Like

774
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: who makes a bet like that? And it's just a

775
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: bunch of young people can't up for half. I mean

776
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: when when I got flewed out when I was a

777
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: broke bitch, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and I

778
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: got bet seventeen hundred dollars that I couldn't eat the

779
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: spiciest of the spiciest hot wings. And they said I

780
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: couldn't have water or milk because feel it, and I

781
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: just knew my asshole was gonna burnt. But baby I

782
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: wanted that seventeen dollars. So I sat there now in

783
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: mine I'm in front of athletes, lit niggas, I said,

784
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: I don't give a fun nigga. I don't want this money. Literally,

785
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: sweat face turned red and the ship I probably could

786
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: have blew something out of my asshole or at least

787
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: got a heart attack doing that phone in seventeen hunting,

788
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: I ate the spiciest wings, and baby I finished that

789
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: ship and then guzzled milk. Min You, I'm lactos probably

790
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: could have died off guggling the milk. Can I just

791
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: tell you why this is making me laugh? Like seriously

792
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: almost have goosebumps this here and you say this, uh, somebody.

793
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: I was out with a friend in London who talked

794
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: about the end of horrible, and something I would want

795
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 1: to mark the end of horrible. I said, I wanted

796
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: one of three things and it was so random. I said,

797
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: either like book, uh, TV or film or Mandy and

798
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: I are hotwods was like what I was like, I

799
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 1: feel like doing it alone, Like I feel like they'd

800
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: be a great like podcast. But now I was like,

801
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: because Mandy would be very overzealous and think that she

802
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: could eat a bunch of wings and she would crack

803
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: right at the end. I said, I'm crack. Could you

804
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: know what the problem is? Now? I would just imagine

805
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: talking about sex and yeah, but now I would haply

806
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: have like mild meppers all right by me like this.

807
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: So mind you when this happened, I was just a

808
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: young one. Was this was this was at my prime

809
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: body wise. You know, I'm like, I'm healthy, I can

810
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: do anything. The way my ascid reflux the set right now,

811
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: there's no way I would like I barely like sauces.

812
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: I think that, don't you, Because I'm gonna be honest,

813
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: I can't handle spice right, So I think that they

814
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: might give some people like how good are you with

815
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, they don't they bro you you

816
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: see the little meter. I think that was the last one,

817
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: and then they smother it in that sauce and the sauce.

818
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: How many it cane on my time? I did, but

819
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: then you ain't gonna be on the top. How much

820
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: did you eat? Uh? It was the tempiece. And this

821
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: was also clearly when a bitch could really eat and

822
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: I had to do. I had to do all of

823
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: the wings. Couldn't dip it in, couldn't dip it in sauce,

824
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: couldn't eat the vegetables, tenney water, couldn't eat milk. I

825
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: could only do the milk and water. After I completed

826
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 1: all of the way. When I tell you all life

827
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: like I was making sure I have sex with nobody

828
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: that come out didn't hurt when he came. No, it

829
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: was like I was like, my hope, I was hot,

830
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: like my whole body, my whole inside was but baby,

831
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: but what made me go is they put that money

832
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: in the middle of the motherfucking tape, and baby, I

833
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's gonna be my money. So at

834
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: the time my rent was only three ninety four, so

835
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: I paid like two months of rent then busted off

836
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: in our kid. It was able to get some furniture.

837
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: That's how I broke a bit years old and I

838
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: was able to like that motherfucker's seventeen hundred dollars came

839
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: through with the code. I used to live at that

840
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: building attached to Millennium All. It was called at the time.

841
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: It was called Millennia East something I can't remember, but

842
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: it was attached to I Kea as well, and it

843
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: was in the Millennium All Plaza in Orlando, and it

844
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: was like the high class apartment at the time, but

845
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: it was also expensive, so I needed help you you know,

846
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: furniture in there. And I remember the nick I had

847
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: to funk just get some my keys ship and there

848
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: was like they beat me down here and I got

849
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: a bunch of ship and I gave Puss, I ain't

850
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: gonna hold you for a kid. Sounds nuts when you

851
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: look at it. I didn't have a car, so that's

852
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, being in your twenties, the ship

853
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 1: you funk for like, I just saw it was fine.

854
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: I just saw this tick tick free. I was. I

855
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: just saw the tick tick the other day and it

856
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: was like, how embarrassing is it that in my twenties,

857
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: in my prime, when my body was the best, when

858
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 1: I looked the best, I gave up COUCHI for free drinks.

859
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: What was I thinking? And then to be fair, when

860
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: I thought you gonna hold you, there's pussy that I

861
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: gave up eat and I remember I was but I

862
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: was also a philanthropic hope because because but be like, well,

863
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 1: we went out for food. We made sure to get

864
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: enough for our like free and I'm at this restaurant,

865
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: what you want, I'm order something, bring it back. So

866
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: like I used to go out and whether we sucked

867
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: or not, it didn't matter. I also made sure to

868
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 1: get food from my roommate. It was like, really the ghetto.

869
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: Dating was the ghetto. It was survival mode. It was

870
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: in barrazine. Yeah, dating for things, dating for things and

871
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: fucking for things. I mean, I gonna I'm trying to

872
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: feel crazy, but that really I had a conversations. I

873
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: was like, I would never funk for a mill now,

874
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: but now I'm thinking about that on Moffee Coast. I'm like,

875
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: but it depends on where it is. You said you wouldn't. Oh,

876
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm like a milk like a million, Oh, like food,

877
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: I ain't working fun up, I don't even eat a

878
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: lot of a million. I fun for a whole lot

879
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: of a million. Fuck you, your daddy, your brother, and

880
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: your mama, your Actually, I don't give you that right now.

881
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna give you everything enough to rate um. But anyway,

882
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 1: the person I told this too, uh as a producer,

883
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: and he looked at me after I said it, he

884
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: goes wheezy a movie, TV book or hot Ones. I

885
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, like, my nigga, it's just to me

886
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: culturally relative, it will last forever. It's something I would like.

887
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: And hot Ones it's just it. Hot Ones is that far.

888
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why. I don't think obviously horrible decisions.

889
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: Career is like equitable to Jesus in Meryl. But that

890
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: was a duo they had on and I do feel

891
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: like we've put in enough work and we're relevant in

892
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: that same demo to where people watch hot Ones and

893
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe the dude that hosted don't know us,

894
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: but somebody he know know who the funk we and

895
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: I love one. I'm telling you once, can you get

896
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: in there and be like yo, let me go and

897
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: stete with you that day and I'll be like, hey,

898
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: watch this clip and were funny. Let me come on

899
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: next week for real. Um, speaking of people that have

900
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: been on there, I'm thinking about Kiki and I just

901
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: saw this fucking clip a Kiki Palmer to hev me

902
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 1: dying and I can't wait till we have her on. Horrible.

903
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: We've been trying to schedule time. But did you see

904
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: this clip of someone saying, what's your dream for date?

905
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: And she goes actually sitting down next to a real nigga?

906
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: What a dream? That ship is so funny and relatable.

907
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: So let's get back into dead people. So this one

908
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: is crazy. In two thousand thirteen, Zimbabwean news website reported

909
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: that a couple was attacked by a lion while having

910
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: sex in nature. The person's name uh was Sharai Mawara Um.

911
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: One of them got killed by the way, the other

912
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: one is alive. Um interrupting the couple mangled her and

913
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: the lover managed to run away before he could be killed.

914
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: Notified the police, who escaped wearing only a condom. The

915
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: woman's body was mauled at the scene of the attack.

916
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: That that's traumatic. Yeah, I look, he would have wanted

917
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: to be taken by the line too, like I don't

918
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: know how I would have like you know what I mean,

919
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: like lived with that give that's me. It was one

920
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 1: of the craziest thing can you imagine? And it's crazy

921
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: because I just actually, uh saw the Beast movie with

922
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: Idris Elba and uh it was that was what it

923
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: was like. This line was attacking and mauling everyone, which

924
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: is crazy because I really wanted to like do a

925
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: Safari Well no, I actually just wanted to stand next

926
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: to Atris and his I I was, is it is? It?

927
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: Is it eat? Because you keep oh, I always say no,

928
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: I mean, but you just saw what do you say?

929
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: I've been saying interest Is it Idris? I think it's Idris.

930
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: I mean Tomato tomtel right, like actually he's the English

931
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: so it is Tomato. Tomato put a motherfucking accident on that.

932
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: I don't like saying people's that we ain't dead, like

933
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: so what do you mean? I mean messing up somebody name?

934
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: How to say it? I like saying people's name, right, Brianna,

935
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: Brianna like Nick Brihanda. Hey, so I have been so

936
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: many places where and you know how sweet she is

937
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: where someone called Brianna and she'd be like Okay, there's

938
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: a whole Dan there. There is a whole deal that

939
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: might be annoying. My grandma rest in peace. Her name

940
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: was Johannah, and god damn if you said Joanna. Who

941
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: el what I'm saying? Old people going on? No? Alicia, Alicia,

942
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? That's that's from genetic

943
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 1: next to your name. If you're so mad you say,

944
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 1: my grandma shouldn't be mad. I mean, if you put

945
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: the fonetics, it's an Asian there, right, And so again

946
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: here we go to motherfucking English being the hardest to

947
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,959
Speaker 1: the fucking learned. There's a GM Bologna Amazagna, silent as fuck.

948
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: These glasses got her acting different. You know, I'm smart

949
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 1: and like and this is giving costume because they are

950
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: not prescribed. It's giving Claire's. I love uh fake prescription

951
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: sunglasses that'd be fake. Actually was on Amazon. Oh, I

952
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 1: loved it. Like tilt my face glasses when I'm somewhere,

953
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: Like if I'm getting on the train, I can't see

954
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: the time, I'd be like shifting a glass like me

955
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: really don't care. Okay, this one is really crazy because

956
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: it actually happened in March, and of course they were occasion.

957
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: Woman allegedly decapitated a lover while high during sex and

958
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: hit his body parts. I might have brought this up,

959
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: but they have more detail. Now. Year old Wisconsin woman

960
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 1: killed and dismembered a lover during a drug fueled session,

961
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 1: dumping his head and but this one didn't come out yet.

962
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: His penis wasn't a bucket. His legs were in a

963
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: crock pot. She was trying to find a way, uh

964
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: to hide the organs. She clearly ain't watched enough, motherfucking

965
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 1: and then was all she had to do with my acid?

966
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: Oh no, she told police. Then later she wanted them

967
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: to have fun while trying to find it, and that's

968
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: why she put everything everywhere and he was mutilated in

969
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: a grass of ghastly crime um and she made her

970
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: first court appearance there. Angold you. If her response was

971
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: I wanted you all to have fun while finding his

972
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: body parts, she ain't do that ship because she was

973
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: hot like that was that was literally her mind was.

974
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: That's not because of the drugs. She was a fucking psychopath.

975
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: So during a search of her van, they found the

976
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: crock pot, right, and then they went to um from

977
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: mother's house where they found the head, the penis in

978
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: the bucket and upper torso and in a storage tote, body,

979
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: fluid and knives. When they asked what happened the suspects

980
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: that that's a good question. She told the police she

981
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: and the man had been smoking meth before going to

982
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: his mother's house where they had sex. Was in chains.

983
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: She said she blacked out was choking him. She didn't

984
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: mean to kill him, even though she enjoyed choking him.

985
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: She said the police were going to have fun finding

986
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: all the organs that she dismembered him. Um, that she

987
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: put some in the basement somewhere in the cars. She

988
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: did knives that she had from the kitchen of the

989
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 1: residents of bread knife worked the best because they was sorted.

990
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: Is that I say it's rated rated rated the blade

991
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: um and the woman said she did get paranoid and lazy,

992
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: um and that she thought he was the dope that

993
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: was making her paranoid. But um, I'm trying to think,

994
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: is someone who's dismembered once you can identify the body,

995
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: do they care to find all the body parts? I'm

996
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm assuming so why look how um to the family

997
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: cares to find all the I don't think it's that

998
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: I would want my relative to be on like as

999
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 1: many pieces of spoti tyl. Give me a put some

1000
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: scotch tape. That's not gonna be an opencasket. Bro, that

1001
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: is done for it and stuff and emboming nothing once

1002
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: you cut up, Bro, that is not okay, thog. You

1003
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: know why this one? I can't have a murder pod. No,

1004
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: because you're too childish. You were insensitive as ship. It's

1005
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if they named him, if we saw

1006
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,320
Speaker 1: a face, if we knew he was fine, would I

1007
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: laugh nobly? But they're like she'd be like, you gotta

1008
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: find both in my eyes? Can I also just say no,

1009
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,240
Speaker 1: there's one thing I want to make mention of. It's funny.

1010
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: Not sorry, it's not funny, But it's interesting how there's

1011
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: like levels of to what you can joke about. Right,

1012
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: For example, if they weren't high on meth and like

1013
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: this just happened to a person, it might be less

1014
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: like entertaining. Yeah, like the story is crazy because she

1015
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: was cracked out, like her bons is making crazy. The

1016
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: headline of him being in a bucket. It's all right,

1017
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: it's done. But then she's like you to look for

1018
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: it one than the crock pot. Now you add into

1019
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: the narrative, but I mean it's still sad someone don't

1020
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: want to buy the right like I've never seen. I mean,

1021
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: I guess I've seen a dead body in in a casket,

1022
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: but when you when you really think about like severing ship,

1023
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: like just imagine her highest was walking around like heamn,

1024
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: where am I gonna put his legs? Oh? Anyway, that

1025
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: was the last thing she said. So basically she says

1026
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: she was getting lazy and that uh she that's why.

1027
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: Just the head was in a bucket and things were

1028
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: kind of scattered everywhere because she was getting tired. So um,

1029
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: that was that. And um, just to wrap up today's

1030
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: episode with more whiteness, we have a homemail. I am

1031
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: a proud white Canadian fan. Sorry Mandy, but I love

1032
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: these accents, so please if I read live, these are

1033
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: best white girl place anyway, and she did spell it

1034
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: with four wise. I want to thank you both for

1035
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: being on thank you both. Being on birth control completely

1036
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 1: killed my sex drive. And then I went on anxiety

1037
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: medication with my side effects completely killing my libido. That's

1038
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: how she spelled it. I was starting a new relationship

1039
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 1: and I knew I needed to work on my sex

1040
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 1: drive in order to make this work. And I found

1041
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: your podcast. Not only has it saved my sex life,

1042
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: but it is added to it. Listening about sex all

1043
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: the time made me think more about it often, increasing

1044
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: my sex drive. And I actually have fun in my

1045
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: sexual conversations now with my boyfriend or four years, I

1046
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: always bring the icebreakers home to my man and I

1047
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: asked him he still gets uncomfortable about booty hole talk.

1048
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 1: We will get there. Your seven white fan from the

1049
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: sixth what did the six people do? Why did I

1050
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: just do this? I don't know and it is six Okay,

1051
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Speaker 1: I don't think anyway. Thank you so much, Caitlin. Don't

1052
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Speaker 1: know if that's your name. By the way, before we

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Speaker 1: get out of here, Unfortunately, they have canceled the Black

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Speaker 1: Effect podcast about more was that? Oh? Yeah, that was

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00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: supposed to take place I believe this weekend. Yeah. Um,

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00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 1: so if you purchased tickets, you should have received a

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Speaker 1: notification via either your email or your text message saying

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Speaker 1: that you would be fully refunded. Um. So there's that.

1059
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Speaker 1: And for anyone interested in Envisioned Fest, Uh, they're looking

1060
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: to reschedule it. So stay in tune for that announcement

1061
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 1: coming up. As usual, we are going to leave you

1062
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: with a five minute bonus clip from our pat video

1063
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Speaker 1: Give us a god damn fucking break, okay, and it's

1064
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: for the original audio listeners. You YouTube niggas already get enough.

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Speaker 1: We'll be having feed out tits out, breis on it.

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Speaker 1: Just go to Patreon and subscribe, probably enjoying the full episode,

1067
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Speaker 1: not just the five months. You got some nerves. You

1068
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Speaker 1: going to motherfucking costco walking around like damn it ain't

1069
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Speaker 1: free sample day, No niggamer what you can get for free.

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Speaker 1: A lot of you complain about one ninety nine for

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Speaker 1: a fuse, excuse me, don't help my career for sex sales.

1072
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Speaker 1: But if you want to check it out. The final episode,

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Speaker 1: Mandy and I talked about the business of podcasting and

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Speaker 1: it's a really cool episode and a free app of

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Speaker 1: Love Sex Art, which is something I randomly came up

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Speaker 1: with when I begged them to let me interview. Brought us.

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Speaker 1: I've got five year, four and all in there, and

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Speaker 1: you can check that out on you to just type

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Speaker 1: in his name and wheezy and al right, guys, thank

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Speaker 1: you yet again for tuning into another episode of It's

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00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 1: Bonus bitches, Welcome to another cinema episode. Alexa, shut your

1082
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: ass up, Boom, I just got an election, making me

1083
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: feel like the bitch is stalking me. Like I get

1084
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: worried about you. I'm never that is my first Alexa. Really,

1085
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: I don't like I have. Um it's weird because I

1086
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: have two in my house, a SyRI in my bathroom,

1087
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: and then I got my man uh one for his car.

1088
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,399
Speaker 1: But he's old, so he just feels like you don't

1089
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: want nobody watching him. And I'm just like, they're You're

1090
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: not a criminal. They do's I just felt, but Lamba

1091
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: scared me. Care about us. They just tell us the

1092
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: weather and play our tunes. That's all they do. Lamba

1093
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: made me unplug it. Um. I wanted to play some

1094
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: rent fires and fuck and I was like, Alexa played

1095
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: rent Fires. He was like, whoa wonderful that ship going on?

1096
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: Now you knew you was gonna activate her ass? Bro

1097
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: Alexa stop Alexa, stop nothing. Alexa's turn it off already.

1098
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: That's why he said he didn't want her around because

1099
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: they hear everything you told them day and them Okay,

1100
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: I said, fine, okay, I'll turn it off. He was like,

1101
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: played on your phone. So then I started playing it

1102
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: on my phone, but I chrome casted to the TV

1103
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: and then he was like, I thought your TV had internet.

1104
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: Why are you putting ship up on the TV now?

1105
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: And it's talking like I don't like this ship? And

1106
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: I was like, Niga, what the fuck Mandie, He's not

1107
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: even that whole, Like this is how you know, even

1108
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: in the system too long, Like it's crazy, it's fun

1109
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: to me. Um. Also update, I told Old Bay two

1110
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 1: weeks ago. You guys probably heard me say that Lambeau

1111
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: was gonna get me a car. I called Old Bay

1112
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: right after that episode. I was like, you know Kodak black,

1113
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: because that's what you're call him. He said, yeah, what's up.

1114
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: I was like, they didn't want to get me a

1115
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: car and pay my rent? He just was silent, and

1116
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: I was like what he said? Okay, Gila, what do

1117
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: you want me to say? I was like, I just

1118
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: want you to tell me whether you think that's crazy.

1119
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: His answer to that was saying, I know you're gonna

1120
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: do what you want to do regardless. That's that's what

1121
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: that response was giving. Do you want me to pick

1122
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: you up? In a nice car and you visit l

1123
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: a your web. That's really what it is. That's really

1124
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: like the real question. So how did you respond to that?

1125
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: Like if he said, what do you want me to say?

1126
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: Like what what type of response did you expect him

1127
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: to tap? I was like, you know what kind of

1128
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: car I wanted? That car is like two thousand a month,

1129
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: Like is that really going to drive you crazy? And

1130
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 1: he was just like, it's what you want to do, Gila,

1131
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 1: So giving I keep telling you what you do, well,

1132
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,919
Speaker 1: it's given that, but also I can't tell you what

1133
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: to do, which I appreciate. But I also feel like

1134
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: if he called me like and was like, this bitch

1135
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: wants to fucking buy X, Y and Z for me,

1136
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, you would have a

1137
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: fucking fit. Yeah I would, um, but you know I

1138
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. I feel like the worst of it

1139
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: all was saying that I accidentally sucked him. Were all

1140
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: like that was the real fucking embarrassing thing to call

1141
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: my go with whish to be honest, Mandy, he was

1142
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: so appreciative that I said it without like trying of

1143
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: bullshit around it. When I came home, you know what

1144
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, and I feel like I would have been

1145
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: the same way. Like when I really thought about it,

1146
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: I thought that he was gonna be like bit for

1147
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: you out of your mind, but if he called me

1148
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: was like yo, I mean that's what I'm saying. Mistakes happened,

1149
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: But a niga paying your rent and in you a

1150
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 1: car that's more like your relationship. Which is why I'm

1151
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: wanting because I don't want him to think he could

1152
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: just take the condom off. Beats bitch. If a nigga

1153
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 1: buys you your rent, he's not sucking you would have condom. Ever, Okay,

1154
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: well that's who you damn. I wish I could just

1155
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: put both of them like that, but um, you know,

1156
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: I mean it kind of sucks, but whatever. Anyway, Uh, yeah,

1157
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 1: that conversation was a little bit uncomfortable. And I think

1158
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: that also Lambeau like doesn't really like understand o Bay

1159
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: because he doesn't really I just don't think he gets

1160
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: to Like I think he thinks this is some relationship

1161
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: off of TV or like he thinks it's not like

1162
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 1: a real thing. Like he doesn't really maybe understand the

1163
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: openness because he's very like if you might be you

1164
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: can't fund nobody type of NT. But I'm having fun

1165
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,439
Speaker 1: with him right now and I don't want it to end.

1166
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 1: So who knows? They could blow up in my face.

1167
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: One of his baby mamas could fly here and kill me.

1168
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: There's also that that's a big opportunity for that one

1169
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: happens as them host. Damn. So one of them, what

1170
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: was I gonna say? Hit him up and was like,

1171
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 1: it's bitch talking about you on her podcast and started

1172
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: like blowing up. She was like, who the funk? Else

1173
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: got a lamba and naked, So I mean there's always that,

1174
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: um you know, who knows. Hopefully they don't come get

1175
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 1: both funds. Bitch, I, we're gonna take this thing back

1176
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: the model I wanted by her. It's nothing that happens

1177
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: with you. They ain't coming for us, which they're coming

1178
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: for you.