1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:13,039 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings. Hello, this is 2 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: calling from looking for um Blaine Blaine. Okay, this is 3 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: a Blaine. It's it's hard to hear, it's hard to 4 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: understand you first. Sorry, oh man, sorry about that? Yeah, 5 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: I Um, I was just hungry right before I made 6 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: a phone call. So anyway, Man, I got an update 7 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: on your computer, and I don't know if you're gonna 8 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: like it very much? Okay, what's wrong with it? I'm sorry. 9 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: I was not panished that last part. Um. I got 10 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: this sub, this Italian sub sandwich right before I mess 11 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: phone call. It is delicious, dude. I could I could 12 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: throw your recommendation if you want. Uh no, Man, I'd 13 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: actually rather appreciate it if you just stopped chewing your 14 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: food while you're talking on the phone with me. Period. 15 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 1: This is gross. It's it's actually of a pet peeve 16 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: of mine. Oh what pet? It's what you're doing is disgusting. 17 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: So can I just hear about my computer? Please? Okay 18 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:16,039 Speaker 1: one second, Blaine, I apologize for that. Um, that was rude. 19 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 1: Then I didn't you know, I got super hungry, figured 20 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: i'd make the phone call right now, and I guess 21 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: I should have waited, so my bayadum. Anyway, so you 22 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: dropped your computer off here on the other day, and 23 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: what exactly was the issue you were having? I just 24 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: I had like a handful of keys on it just 25 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: weren't working anymore. Then are you eating again? Oh? Yeah? Right? Um? Sorry, 26 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: sorry about that. Opened a bag of pistachios and I'm 27 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: a sucker for pistachios. So great, dude, there's a time 28 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: and a place for pistachios, Like you're on a this 29 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 1: you worked there, right, this is a business call, Yes 30 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: it is. I apologize. There's a time at a place 31 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: for pistachios, and for me, it's anywhere a bag is open, 32 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: and I made the mistake of opening that while you 33 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: were talking. So okay, explain to me what the problem 34 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: is with the computer again, because I think I've been 35 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 1: able to figure out some of the situation that you're having. Yeah, man, 36 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: there was just they were like a handful of keys, 37 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: like several keys, or won't word, they wouldn't do the 38 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: letter when I oh my god, what is that now? Hello? 39 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god? This milkshake you ever try? It's like 40 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: sometimes you get a milkshake and you're like am I 41 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: sucking the milkshake out of the cup. Or is the 42 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: milkshake sucking me and through the straw? You know? Bro? 43 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Right now? This is I'm just 44 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: this is a very simple call. Can you just not 45 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: eat or drink something while you call somebody for five minutes? 46 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: So sorry, it's yes. You already told me that that 47 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: is the problem. Um, and my bad. So your computer 48 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: with my computer? Dude, let's stop, let's stop eating. Just 49 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: tell me. I don't even know what's wrong with my 50 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: computer yet. I don't know how you can fit that 51 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: much food around your desk, or just tell me what's wrong. 52 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: Hold on one second. I'm sorry, I got something that 53 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: I haven't just got done? You get something in the oven? Hey? 54 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: Hello playing? I'm sorry. I can set him one second. 55 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: I just oh ooh that is hot. I'm making a 56 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: souflea here. We just got this cool oven at the office. 57 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,079 Speaker 1: I decided to make a soufflet this morning. So go 58 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: ahead and tell you, oh, you're making a suit way 59 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: right now from an Oh my god in your mouth. 60 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it that was you know what I'd 61 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: ask to speak to your manager. But that let's just 62 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 1: skip that part. I'll see you in about twenty minutes. Okay, okay, 63 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: you want to try some sufa that wire coming down? No, 64 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: I don't want a bite of your souflay. Dude. I'll 65 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: come down there. I'll shove your head in the souflay 66 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: and then beat you over the head with my computer. Okay, Well, 67 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call, 68 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: because nobody wants that, and I want to get to 69 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 1: eating the souflay. It's ready to go, and it's called 70 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: my name. I'm sorry, what was that? Oh? This is 71 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank 72 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,839 Speaker 1: on you and your friend Dan set you up. He said, 73 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: you get really madam. People talk with their mouthfall. So 74 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: he said, tell God, you dropped your computer off at 75 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: the store the other day to get fixed. So I figured, 76 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: why not kill two birds of one stone, let you 77 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: know about your computer, and also really piss you off 78 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: by eating things on the phone with you. Oh my god, dude, 79 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: when you said you were making a zoo flet in 80 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 1: the oven, I almost pain. I probably will based on 81 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: all the things I had to eat during this phone call. 82 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: So anyway, have a good day. Okay, you too.