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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's the Nickulasor Podcast. It's Thursday, Ah,

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Speaker 1: the end of another week of the Nikki Laser Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Andrew is here with me. Noah is in Arizona. Um,

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Speaker 1: we're all joined together by um kind of you know,

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Speaker 1: wonky technology. This morning. I can't even see Noah, but

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Speaker 1: I feel her, hear her. There, you are connected because

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Speaker 1: we're all by We're by cactuses. Now, We're usually not

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Speaker 1: all by cactuses. What do you mean by cactus? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Usually we have very different climates. Who do you think?

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Speaker 1: Who do you think is closer to a cactus right now?

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Speaker 1: If I had to do a walk off, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: would say Noah is because she's Yeah, because I'm in

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Speaker 1: a resort, and I think they keep cacti out of

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Speaker 1: this resort. I think mostly palms and in different ferns. God,

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Speaker 1: I feel like cactuses, Like it's like the porcupine of trees.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm just kidding, because because how do I explain that.

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Speaker 1: I know this is very esoteric, but I want to

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Speaker 1: try to understand what. Um, No, it just sucks to

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Speaker 1: be a tree or a porcupine or a skunk or

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Speaker 1: whatever like no, no, that's why they have it. They

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Speaker 1: like to be left alone. It's not like, um, it's

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Speaker 1: not like they feel like innately unlovable and so they

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Speaker 1: have this defense up like humans have where without being

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Speaker 1: they just gotta fun just dick to pussy. They can't.

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Speaker 1: They can't doggie only, don't occupine. Yeah, there's something. I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's a porcupines do umliferate? Is that the word they procreate?

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Speaker 1: So they figured it out, whatever it is. I don't

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Speaker 1: think they're and cacti. I love cacti. There's I mean,

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Speaker 1: they just look so cool and like ready to party.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's just because there's always I always know animatronic

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Speaker 1: cacti with sunglasses on, like dancing like this. You know

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Speaker 1: how I'm dancing right now if you're not watching the video. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: cacti are are awesome. And what happened to why did

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Speaker 1: succulents become like the new cacti of like cacti a

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Speaker 1: type of succulent don't look that up. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: But in terms of like low maintenance, yeah, it's the

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Speaker 1: I bought one the other day. The uh, what's it

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Speaker 1: called everyone gets it now because you only have to

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Speaker 1: put water in it like once every three weeks. Fake

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Speaker 1: a fake tree. Yeah, plants because they well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: they're made of plastic, so I guess that's bad um,

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Speaker 1: but they they do last forever. And it's just there's

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Speaker 1: something so sad about a snake plant. I've never even

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Speaker 1: heard of that maybe I don't have it wrong. I'm

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Speaker 1: so jealous, I will say jealous, and I know I

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be, but I'm really envious of people who wait,

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Speaker 1: what's the best between jealousy and then I forget what

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Speaker 1: is Like? It's like, for sure, it's like the porcupine, Um,

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Speaker 1: no jealousy. There's a difference one has, like you know,

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Speaker 1: the difference between sarcasm and facetiousness. One I can pronounce

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Speaker 1: a little better. You are killing it today. No facetious

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Speaker 1: I know is sarcasm without the meanness. Sarcasm is like, oh,

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Speaker 1: like I'm trying to make you feel bad, So like, oh, really,

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Speaker 1: what I just did about the porcupines and cacti that

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Speaker 1: was sarcastic and faious. It though I would say it's

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Speaker 1: it's definitely out of love, but it just is it's

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Speaker 1: there to prove to make a point that you some

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Speaker 1: people hate sarcasm, like they don't like people being funny

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Speaker 1: in conversation. It's very regional. I found there are some

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Speaker 1: places you go to and everyone is sarcastic. Where did

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Speaker 1: I go where everyone? I mean, Long Island is all sarcasm?

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Speaker 1: English people are all sarcastic. It's very it's a very

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Speaker 1: dry sense of humor because there's no like break in

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Speaker 1: and I like, I'm just kidding, like some people just

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Speaker 1: hold the sarcasm and then that's all that they give you,

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Speaker 1: and you wonder, is this even? There was somewhere I

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Speaker 1: went where sarcasm was so sick. I it happened multiple

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Speaker 1: times where I just took I was very gullible, which

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Speaker 1: isn't in the dictionary, and I really did believe the

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Speaker 1: person I felt so stupid. I'm I am very gullible

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Speaker 1: when it comes to people's sarcasm. I just and they

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Speaker 1: feel like you can get ship like accomplished within a

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Speaker 1: real conversation. And if it's only sarcasm, sarcasm is it's

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like the the PhD of dad jokes,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like a little it's

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Speaker 1: like a dad joke with a fucking one of those

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Speaker 1: graduation caps on it, Like it's a little bit more

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Speaker 1: sophisticated dad joke. But it's very it's a very simple

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Speaker 1: thing to do, and it's corny and it's easy comedy.

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Speaker 1: So when people on you know, Tinder, all those when

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Speaker 1: I was swiping before, they'd be like, I'm an expert

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Speaker 1: in sarcasm. If you don't like sarcosms, swipe bluff, Like

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Speaker 1: is that sarcastic? Should I not swipe bluff? And I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you even want anymore? Um, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think sarcasm is just it's easy. It's it's an easy

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Speaker 1: way to make jokes because you can literally it's kind

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Speaker 1: of going not ah, it's just taking whatever. It's based

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Speaker 1: on what the person says, and then you say the

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Speaker 1: opposite and you act like you mean it. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can't even I use sarcasm a lot in my comedy,

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Speaker 1: though I realize it's just I do do. I used

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Speaker 1: to be very sarcastic. My whole conversations would be there'd

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Speaker 1: be nothing, reflection, there would be nothing. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: still struggle with that sometimes you do, well, that's sorry,

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Speaker 1: that facetious. That's just rude really and yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that that bugs me so much. I mean, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: turning into a porcupine right now. That guy, Wait, I

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Speaker 1: just said porky pine in said a porcupine, a porkypine.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever see the movie Porky's Back Into No,

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Speaker 1: I never did. I know. There's like a shower scene

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Speaker 1: or something like that. No, that's LFC or uf ufl

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Speaker 1: or jfl or FCC or some there's some like movie

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Speaker 1: all the guys are like, who could do the people

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Speaker 1: with the girls showering? Well, nerds they do it, okay,

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Speaker 1: revenge and nerds. I just have a joke that I hadn't.

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Speaker 1: Like I was, I work on my body. I go

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Speaker 1: to the gym all the time, and no one ever

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Speaker 1: fucking sees it because I'm not hooking up because I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty much celibate. So like when I'm in the shower,

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Speaker 1: I hope my landlord has a fucking people because I

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Speaker 1: want someone to appreciate it. I did feel that way

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Speaker 1: at some point of like I wish someone would spy

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Speaker 1: on me just because I want blind open, because that's

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Speaker 1: so obvious. I want to be assaulted. I want, I know,

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Speaker 1: I want, No, I just wanted. I don't want it

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Speaker 1: But I do want it. I really I gotta bring

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Speaker 1: that joke back because it was like, I don't think

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Speaker 1: say that you look good and clothes and stuff, but

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Speaker 1: it's just like it wasn't really I used to say,

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Speaker 1: a masturbate with my eyes closed. I don't need this

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Speaker 1: was something that felt like sad about it. And I

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Speaker 1: know that's like, oh, you're supposed to do it for yourself.

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Speaker 1: But that was when I was more obsessed with what

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Speaker 1: would you ever feel your own body while masturbating? Does

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Speaker 1: that turn you on? Sometimes I would pinch my own

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Speaker 1: nipples or well, we know you do that any any

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Speaker 1: time you might be going to the doctor. And one

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Speaker 1: is sexual when I find myself touching myself during that.

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Speaker 1: I just feel ridiculous when it comes to masturbation. UM.

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Speaker 1: Not like I'm ashamed or anything, but I just, um,

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Speaker 1: a mirror? Do you like masturbating in front of a mirror?

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Speaker 1: A mirror here? Um? A guy named a mirror. Um,

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Speaker 1: so funny. I don't know. No, have you ever done that? No? Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm so motivated by performing that anything I do

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Speaker 1: projecting myself into the scene. But that's interesting, like being

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Speaker 1: turned on by yourself. I gotta practice that. I don't

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Speaker 1: love for sure. And um, I definitely feel really sexy

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Speaker 1: But it's the same as playing guitar, like when I

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Speaker 1: go in those Instagram lives and all the besties watched me,

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Speaker 1: like pretty much practice, I wouldn't be good. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: you always have that, but some people just don't need that.

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Speaker 1: I get jealous of, like surfers or whatever that can

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do it in front of anyone.

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Speaker 1: But as soon as it sounds somewhat good, I need

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Speaker 1: to be like, look look at what I can do.

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Speaker 1: And I would do that way before I was really

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Speaker 1: good at it, right, you know what I mean? I

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Speaker 1: guess we did that with stand up. We all did

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Speaker 1: it before we were really good at it. But like

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Speaker 1: our first one, Oh my god. Yeah. We went on

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Speaker 1: Instagram Live right after that We did the podcast yesterday

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Speaker 1: and we were I was just playing, you know, a

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Speaker 1: couple of chords back and forth, and um, Andrew I

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Speaker 1: characters are terrible people, they get away with it and

421
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 1: their actors. Why can't stand ups be actors? You know,

422
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: like in the fact that Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman

423
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: have have to apologize for jokes they made playing a

424
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: character who is clearly a dumb cunt um, and that's

425
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: that's what I did with that joke. It's like, okay,

426
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 1: so all right, so the cup of coffee a day

427
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: you can save any theopian. Okay, Well, what's something I

428
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: can do with coffee, well, coffee comes in all shapes

429
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 1: and sizes. Oh what if I did, what would um

430
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: a frappuccino save? And I was thinking, okay, the where

431
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: you would go normally is they would save a lot

432
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: more people because it's more expensive, so not one Ethiopian child,

433
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: it would save seven. And then I go, wait a second,

434
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to say seveny theo with ChEls. What

435
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: can I say instead? That makes me a dumb cunt,

436
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: which is one gay Ethiopian? Yes? Right, so because and

437
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: I go, because that's kind of a fruity drink. I

438
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: said something like, you know, disparit. But but the thing

439
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: is what I'm wondering. First of all, that wasn't saying

440
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: that drink was um. That actually wasn't using it as

441
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: a presorative statement, because that's true, that drink is delicious

442
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 1: and I love it, but it's a little bit gay

443
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: in the sense that it's like, you know, it's it

444
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: has a lot of um, a frappy frappuccino, like yeah, yeah,

445
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: And where does are you allowed to say that things

446
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: are gay anymore? That are like uh, or that are

447
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: like more feminine feminine or um, yes, flamboyant. I mean

448
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: you're allowed. I mean culture will say you can't. But

449
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: a lot of people would say it's okay, because yeah,

450
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: will culture would have problem with that. Yeah, they have

451
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: a problem with using the wrong proninent. They would definitely

452
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: have a problem with say, oh, yeah, that that guy

453
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: runs like runs gay or you know what. I guess

454
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: because certain men wouldn't get the drink because I would

455
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: say if I said that that drink is that's kind

456
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,199
Speaker 1: of a gay drink or whatever. If I was just

457
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: being like fun about it or not meaning to be harsh,

458
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: I guess it could be interpretive, uh, in a negative

459
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: connotation because it might mas make mask new men not

460
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: want to get the drink because of what that would imply.

461
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: But um, yeah, so I guess it is not that

462
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I wouldn't do that joke now ever, because

463
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: I think it's just it's I mean, it's I was good. No,

464
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just to unless I'm being very ironic,

465
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: I mean, who says things are gay anymore? I mean,

466
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: but that was so common that everyone should be canceled

467
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: based on what how we used to talk. I've seen

468
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: what show was I was watching some regular show. It

469
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: was insanely common the O C or something, and I

470
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: was Taylor Swift as a lyric where she's like, and

471
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: I'll tell everyone you're gay about like a guy in

472
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: the song she's like, and I'll tell my friends you're gay.

473
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: Al Right, well shall we cancel her? Like it was, well,

474
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: let's think about this. And obviously we're too, Like I'm

475
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit gay. I've uh come to terms

476
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: with that. I don't know, you know, but I think

477
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: we're all in the Kinsey scale. But when this is

478
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 1: coming from three fucking white people and or white you know,

479
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: straight people, and they're fucking podcast talking about um, I

480
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: don't mean to describe the gay experience, but I think that.

481
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we're talking the other day about our high

482
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: school graduating class, no gay people in mind. Mm, Like

483
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: two thousand two, gay people did not feel comfortable enough

484
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 1: coming out. Don't you think that in two thousand two,

485
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: we were living in a culture where it didn't feel. Um,

486
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: we just didn't know that it wasn't okay to say

487
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: that because there were no gay people around us, and

488
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: we didn't know how common it was. We didn't know.

489
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: We didn't know that us saying things were gay was

490
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: actually contributing to the silence of those people. We didn't

491
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 1: think of it that way. And it's not to say

492
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: that it was right or like you should excuse it,

493
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm so sad that people in high school

494
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: who are now gay and my graduating class couldn't be

495
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: that way in high school. It's like, it fucking sucks

496
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: because that's who they were the whole fucking time, or

497
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: maybe you know when they depending on when they were turned.

498
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I just think that going back,

499
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: and it's just about cancel culture stuff like thinking of

500
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: these things in just comparing everything to the present. Well then,

501
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, Andrew, you slept with a girl, Um,

502
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: five years ago, you're cheating on Brenna right now because

503
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: five years ago, we have to hold you to the

504
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: same standard right now. Didn't you know you were gonna

505
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: be with your wife someday back then? Didn't you know

506
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: five years ago when you were slept with that woman,

507
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: that you knew you weren't going to marry, that some

508
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: day you would marry a girl, and that that would

509
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: betray her. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to everyone I let

510
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: down for having sex with that girl five years ago,

511
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: but I didn't there were no other girls that would you.

512
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 1: But didn't you know some day that you would be

513
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: with someone. I get what you're saying. I get what

514
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: you're saying. I think, like, listen, I'm I'm I'm bearing

515
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: for I'm like bracing for like you know, uh, someone

516
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: trying to cancel me based on things that I used

517
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: to be okay to say. And it's just like if

518
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: you if you can look back and go, oh my god,

519
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm horrified by how I talked or how we talked,

520
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: or how we've made gay people or black people or

521
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: anyone feel less than if you can say that, then

522
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: I think it should be okay and say and you

523
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: can say I don't do that now, and I would

524
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: never say that now. Why isn't that enough? Well, I

525
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: think what happens to is like, let's say someone goes

526
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: back and sees that joke because it's on some tape

527
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: somewhere at some like shitty show you did, and somehow

528
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: it's pulled up on YouTube. I don't know however they

529
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: do it. You just type in Nikki Glazer Ethiopian joke

530
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: and I mean it's not out there because I just

531
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: I was so so I never put it on. Let's

532
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: say you get canceled for that, you lose your show,

533
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: you lose this show, you lose you lose everything, right,

534
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: So then where can you go? You can only be

535
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: embraced by people that are fine with using that word,

536
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: which I'm not even fine using that. I know, I know,

537
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: but then you're like, well, I have more embraced by

538
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: people that know that. I think most of my fans,

539
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: even on this show, would understand that that was like

540
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: a different me, and they would come along and they're

541
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: not people that currently use that word. That's true, That's

542
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: a good point. I'm just saying that because then what happens.

543
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: I think if someone goes, Okay, well I can't even

544
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: do this thing, well, now I'm gonna be worse for

545
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: this apology of saying like, I can't believe I said that. Listen.

546
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: I didn't hear his uh second apology about and I

547
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: didn't watch the tape of all of it. It's just

548
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: I was honestly going to be, I think, too disturbed

549
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: by it. But I read the things he said, and

550
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: he was I think, from what I understood, rightfully horrified

551
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: by what he says. Does that excuse it was it,

552
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: you know, a different time back then. I don't I

553
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I just know that, like

554
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: when I cannot forgive anyone, I'm not kidding you anyone

555
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: for anything if they go I don't know what the

556
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: funk I was thinking when I did that. I would

557
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: never do that now, And I'm gonna go forward and

558
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: actually do good, try to make the world a better

559
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: place moving forward, knowing what I know about my past

560
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: actions and how they affected people, Like how can you

561
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: be mad at that person? First of all, They're gonna

562
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: actually probably go out and do more good. And maybe

563
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: I'm gullible, maybe I'm falling for people's apology, or maybe

564
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm these people just went their careers back and I

565
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: should just see it for what it is and it's

566
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: just a money grab and they just are only But

567
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I still have a little

568
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: faith that people can have humility and be really I'm

569
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: someone who has been horrified by things I've said and done.

570
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: Even last week, even in moments of like anger, when

571
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm back into a corner and you know,

572
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: my partner makes me really upset and I say something

573
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: just out of anger, just to hurt them in that moment,

574
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: because I just fight or fight, you know, porcupine, and

575
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: I could be horrified minutes after I say something that

576
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: is completely out of line, and I expect to be

577
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: forgiven for those moments because we all do things. We're

578
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: all stupid sometimes, and if you're someone out there being

579
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: like I would never say that word, and I would

580
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: never make those jokes. We're talking about this at dinner

581
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: last night. I would never drive drunk. I'm sure there's

582
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: something you've done in the past that you would never

583
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: do now that you if you got caught for it,

584
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: which you just haven't been because there was no record

585
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: of it, you'd be horrible. You just no one's perfect.

586
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: All you got to do is be able to Everything

587
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: that he did was recorded over the last like twelve

588
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: year or whatever it's like, over his span. If everything

589
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: you thought and you had to talk for two hours,

590
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: you would probably find something pretty shitty that you said.

591
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: But people argue, I wouldn't have said that, yes, but

592
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: I would never have said that could be yes, of course,

593
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: like even I said that, Like if you were to

594
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: trick me and go I have recording of you saying

595
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: that where go. No, I never said it, but me

596
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: to go, I'm better than anyone who says it. It's

597
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: like I've probably said things that are qualifying in different ways.

598
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: Just how I've said things I've said graz just the

599
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: tone of my voice, whatever that now I have. I'm

600
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: not kidding you. In with me and my friends, when

601
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: I have been very hurt by men or really resent

602
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: full of other women, I have said things that would

603
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: I mean, probably hold up in a court of law

604
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: as premeditated murder. Do you know what I'm saying like

605
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: that that could that could be treasonous because of Because

606
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to really let let my friends know

607
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: how fucking man I am at someone. I've said things

608
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: that if they were recorded, could get me arrested, because

609
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: guess what, in those moments, I just need to let

610
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: it out, and I'm so embarrassed afterwards, and I have

611
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: to say to my friends, like, by the way, I

612
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: don't want to do that to that person. I don't

613
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: hope that person does that thing. But we all humans

614
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: are capable of some of the ugliest You can't help

615
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: the way you think. But I think that all I

616
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: need from someone is accountability. That doesn't mean like you

617
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: can just get away with being a terrible person and

618
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: just apologize. Oh I'll just apologize every time that I

619
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: can keep being terrible. That's not what I'm talking about.

620
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't say that to me of like, oh,

621
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: so you just apologize every time. I don't. I don't

622
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: mean like a guy can hit me and then apologize.

623
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: But if if someone I I think, I I I

624
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 1: trust an apology when I get it, when I feel

625
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: it sincere and if the person you know does it again,

626
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: then we have you know, there's two strikes in your

627
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: out for me. But I will always accept an apology always,

628
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: and maybe not even two stricture out. I just feel

629
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 1: like humans operate really uh stupidly when they get drunk,

630
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: when they get comfortable, when they get angry, when they

631
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: get lonely, when they get tired, when they like get

632
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: hung like we just become not the best version of ourselves,

633
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 1: and that I think we should allow ourselves to I

634
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,439
Speaker 1: think we should. It's kind of like when that there

635
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: was you know, I'm a Jewish guy. You know I'm

636
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: not the most Jewish. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not

637
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: the most Jewish porcupine, but you know, I'm Jew. I'm

638
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: a Jew. And then my buddy Myers Leonard said the

639
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: word kike, right, and as a Jew, that's like the

640
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: worst word you could possibly hear. And he yelled it

641
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: in a in a in a when he was playing

642
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: a video game like a live stream. He yelled it in

643
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: in like a way of like you know, talking ship

644
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: like to someone or just like screamed someone like to

645
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: to someone like who killed him? He's like, oh, you

646
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: fucking And was the person was Jewish in the NBA anymore?

647
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: Right now? Partly was he was injured? But then also

648
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: I think people aren't allowing him. Did he say it

649
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: to a Jewish person? Not that it completely matters, but

650
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: did he like I think some people take on slurs

651
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: because they just are these harsh words. No, No, he

652
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: didn't know the person wasn't Jewish, so he said it too.

653
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: There's some context and he was being honest, he said

654
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: the next day he was like, um, I really don't

655
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: didn't know that, Like I knew the word, like I've

656
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: just heard the word, but he didn't know behind the word.

657
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: And he's done so much work since then with like

658
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: different Jewish groups. He's like been so public about it

659
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: where I don't even think he needs to do that

660
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: honestly as a Jewish person, you know, I wrote him

661
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: the next day. I was like, you know, you know,

662
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: as a Jewish person, like you know, I I get

663
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: what you know what you did and I'm sure you're

664
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: sorry and what's that? And I was like, you know what,

665
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: thanks for being a fan, and if you could promote

666
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: my next album on your inst stories, I'd be great. No. No,

667
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: but like no, I was just like I get it

668
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: right away, like you can see the sadness in them

669
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: that he just didn't know, Like he just didn't know.

670
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: You know why people want people to be canceled is

671
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: because they're fucking jealous and they want to success. People

672
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: are people are miserable inside and they need to punish

673
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: others to feel better. And it's I don't blame them,

674
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: because it sucks being depressed and having no concept of

675
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: where your hatred and your desire to ruin people comes from.

676
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: Anyone I ever am like excited to see them get canceled,

677
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: which I have before. You know, this is not this

678
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: is talking outside of like people who have done like

679
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 1: sexually aggressive things to women or other men. Um. But

680
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: like I've been, I've been like secretly happy to see

681
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: some people fucking take a turn in their career for

682
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: whatever reason. And because it's because I'm jealous of their

683
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: success and that they're happy and that their beloved, I'm jealous.

684
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: It all comes from me. And let me just say,

685
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: in high school, I remember my friend Taylor one time

686
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: she used to call She used to just rhyme my

687
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: name with things and be like Nick nickel, nickel, pickle, pearl,

688
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: like nick nick nick, and she used to call me

689
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: Nick this Yeah, okay. Had no clue that that word

690
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: was a bad word until she said it in front

691
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 1: of my mom, and my mom said, Taylor, I love

692
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:34,240
Speaker 1: that word. No, she said, Taylor, oh my god, don't

693
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: you cannot say that? And we we had no idea. Now,

694
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: obviously my Mayer's Leonard probably had heard that word and

695
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: NI people bad like that word we didn't know was

696
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: any kind of bad word. Obviously, he was saying that

697
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: we're in a event of frustration, so he knew it

698
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: had some kind of weight to it, but he didn't

699
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: know the full significance of it. I think what happens

700
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: is though, is like when the cancel stuff is that

701
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: will say that word right even though he didn't he

702
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: didn't mean any harm. He was just I get yeah. So,

703
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: but what happens is is people really do shoot up

704
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: synagogues and people really do have anti Semitism, and so

705
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: it's like if we could make an example I know,

706
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: but if we could make an example of him, right,

707
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: this is a public figure, we could jump on him,

708
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 1: which will then hopefully alleviate some of that other stuff

709
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: like if you even say the word, then you're gonna

710
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: get canceled, let alone if you do anything worse than this. Yeah,

711
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: so it's a way. It's a way to kind of

712
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: like be like, if we punish him, I just know

713
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: that what you're doing is wrong the way work, I'm

714
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: gonna get screwed either way. So funck y'all. Like to me,

715
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: it says like it's like when your parents are like

716
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: gonna ground you if you don't um, if you if

717
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: you drop a little piece of paper on the ground.

718
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: It's like, well then I'm gonna go smoke crack because

719
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 1: it's the same punishment, you know, Like, what is it, Matt,

720
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: Like when I'm gonna get pun for saying damn. And

721
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you know, grounded then funk. I'm gonna

722
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: go fucking do whatever, mom dad, because nothing you there's

723
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: no there's no fairness in this. And I think that

724
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: that makes you just go, this is irrational, and like

725
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: you know what, I know that what I meant in

726
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: saying this wasn't wrong, and I'm still being punished for it.

727
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: Like when I when if someone thinks I'm like doing

728
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: something wrong, I do it anyway because it's like, well

729
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,479
Speaker 1: you already think I'm doing it wrong, Fine, I'm gonna

730
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: actually do it because who cares. I'm already guilty in

731
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: that in your eyes. And uh so it's all very interesting.

732
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. A no, uh oh, you

733
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: have to do the opening. I'm not taking that. Oh well,

734
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: it's Thursday, folks, you know what that means. It is Thursday.

735
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells they're out there,

736
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:06,439
Speaker 1: and do you know for the readings? All right, Well,

737
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: we have an update. The man who was killed in

738
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: a horrifying attack by a great white shark and has

739
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 1: been identified as thirty five year old British diving instructor

740
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: who was training who was training for a charity swim

741
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 1: and about to get married to the girl of his dreams. No, God,

742
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: so sad. I heard the father in law paid to shark.

743
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: That's what I heard. That the word on the street.

744
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: I looked into this too, apparently, you know, we were

745
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 1: we were saying that how could this guy go swimming?

746
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: This doesn't look like swimming waters. A lot of people

747
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: swim in this little where he was out, and it's

748
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: a very common place. This is a first shark attack

749
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: in Sydney in sixty years. Andrew, what are you looking

750
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: at the story? He's just bad. It's just so said, um,

751
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,919
Speaker 1: can we see a picture of this guy now? Six five?

752
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: But really, I'll show you the photo. It's really sad.

753
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 1: Oh god, do we have any other details of like

754
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: what I heard? I mean the shark bit him in

755
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: I mean he was It was such catastrophic injuries. There

756
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: was no surviving. What happened to him was a cat. Yeah,

757
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: that's god. Dang, he is so cute. Simon nella nellist.

758
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: You know what that makes it look like though, That

759
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: makes it look like the cat killed him. Okay, was mad.

760
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: So there's a picture of him holding a cat and

761
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: it says Simon Nellis was mauled to death Wednesday. Oh no, oh,

762
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: here's him into the water. He is such a cuteie.

763
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: All this okay, so sad. Here's what his friend said

764
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: about him, just so we can say something nice. Um,

765
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: everything that is connected to Simon is connected to the ocean.

766
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: The news hit us like a truck because he was

767
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: one of the people who makes this earth lighter. Oh no,

768
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: I did start to tear up when I read it,

769
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: but I thought we should give an update. Yeah, honor

770
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: him and give an update. I I looked into it

771
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: yesterday and I heard I watched some more clips. There

772
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: was a couple other there was one other clip I

773
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: saw of people filming from the beach and it was

774
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: horrific and people were throwing up. These people like what

775
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: they saw. Those people also in pain and traumatized. So

776
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: it's awful. And you know, the shark was just being

777
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 1: a shark, honestly, Like I don't want to demonize sharks.

778
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 1: It literally just was doing what it would have done.

779
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: You know, if that was a seal, we would have

780
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: that footage would have been seen on National Geographic you know,

781
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: like it's um, it's like that saying no it's like,

782
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: you know when people say you, like, you died doing

783
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: what you love, which he did do in the most

784
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: like graphic way possible, but if you could look at

785
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: it as like a positive at all, it's like he

786
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: loved the ocean, and like the ocean, you know what

787
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: I mean? Like like when people say, like, he died

788
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: doing what he loved, it's usually obviously not his gad.

789
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like an example of when

790
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: someone's it's usually a extreme sport. Yeah, it's usually an

791
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: extreme sport, yea, or like that's not like playing chess

792
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 1: and then he had a heart attack or like men

793
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: who died from fucking or whatever we read the other day,

794
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: light Head, no heavier. Okay. Tinder channels love is Blind

795
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: with latest available feature. Oh okay, So last week they

796
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: rolled out um tinders new feature called fast Chat Blind Date,

797
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: which pairs singles without letting them see each other's profiles.

798
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: So instead of making an initial judgment based off attraction,

799
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: they have to chat and develop a spark through conversation.

800
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: If successful, how we're going back to phone lines and

801
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,959
Speaker 1: only then if it's successful, they'll be able to match

802
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: and check each other's profile pictures. Oh, but the thing

803
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: is like love is blind. Casting really make sure these

804
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: people are like attractive enough. Tinder is a cess pool

805
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: and you're going to get you don't want. Voices are

806
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: so important though, Oh my god. Lisa Gilroy had the

807
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: funniest um, love is blind like spoof where you know

808
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: love is why if you don't know? These people are

809
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: in pods. They can't see each other. They just have

810
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: to talk to each other and they fall in love

811
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: and they literally get engaged before they see each other.

812
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: You rise, it's wild and they really develop, like like

813
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: they're all crying and they love each other through a wall.

814
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: So least Gilroy was like doing this one where she's

815
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 1: like um, like there, She's like, let's play a game. Um,

816
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you a question, like to get to

817
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: know you game if you're a Sunday what topping would

818
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: you be? Or like if you were Sunday tapping, what

819
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: would you be? And the guys like, I guess nuts, okay,

820
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: my turn, Um, if you were on a scale, what

821
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: would the numbers say? And also when the guy was

822
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 1: like a picture of yourself inside it under the door

823
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 1: and the guy like asking oh um, or the guy saying,

824
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 1: I wish I knew what you look like, because they

825
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: always say that they all because men are so visual,

826
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: I guess, and women are more cerebe Yeah, you know,

827
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: but I feel like I I mean, in terms of attraction,

828
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: I definitely feel like I eat from the first boy

829
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: I had a crush on who I referenced otherday, Matt

830
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: Johnson um playing sends up seven off if he touched

831
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: my thumb, and I was so excited. I remember realizing

832
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: in fifth grade, I told my friends, Wow, I didn't

833
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: even like wasn't didn't think he was that cute, and

834
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: still I started talking to him, and now he's so cute,

835
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, personality can make someone so cute.

836
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: You know, back then we didn't say hot cute, But

837
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: it is true, Like I I cannot believe who I've

838
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: been attracted to after I got to know them, and

839
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 1: from looking at them, I never would have swiped right,

840
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: and after getting to know them, that someone can transform

841
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: so drastically. And I don't know that men have the

842
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: same ability to see a woman who is who you

843
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: would know, who would not get your boner, get no

844
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: blood flow going there, and then after you spend a

845
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: conversation with them. All your dick is hard. I mean

846
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: I just remember chat rooms, you know, a O L

847
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: chat rooms, and that was before you could really see photos.

848
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: But you would still go, you know, what do you

849
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: look like? Oh, blond hair, blue eyes? Yeah, I mean

850
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: you would say all that ship like how quick? But

851
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: have you ever fallen for someone? I mean, I know

852
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: you fall for rundom harder after you know, but she's

853
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 1: still someone that you were trying to do it. Has

854
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: ever been a girl that you were like nah, but

855
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: then you got to know where You're like, holy sh it, wait,

856
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: I think I'm like attracted to her. I mean I

857
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: just have had so many few girlfriends, so it's like

858
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: but like anyone that would just go wow, I didn't

859
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: realize like she actually has a sexual vibe to her

860
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't have thought. You didn't have to have

861
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: sex with the girl. But like ever, usually it's the

862
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: other way around, right, and be like, Wow, she's beautiful,

863
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: And then I'll talk to her and be like how

864
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: did she get ugly? How did this like gorgeous person turns? So? No?

865
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: What what about you? Like? Have you have you about guys?

866
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: I know, I know a guy who Um, that exact

867
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: situation happened. You know, the woman that he was with

868
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: was not exactly his type physically, but he loved her

869
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: personality and her values and all of that, and um,

870
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: they got married and now they're going through divorce because

871
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: it's because they're Yeah, maybe that's attraction is waning, but

872
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: I think it's it's more than just that, Like probably

873
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: there's other always going to wane because you turn into

874
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: an eight year old person. No one should be sexually

875
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 1: attracted to an eight year old person. It is by

876
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: design that eight year old people are not sexually attractive

877
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: because they become you know, brittle, a little bit demented,

878
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't. They become like babies again, that's why

879
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: they babies are not sexually attractive, and old people aren't

880
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: because you become fragile and you can't and you're not

881
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: able to have children anymore, and you shouldn't be fucking

882
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: I wonder if really old so we all can end

883
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: up if we did till death, end up with someone

884
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: who is sexually unattractive. Well, but then you're I don't know,

885
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be I don't know. I guess we

886
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: have to ask like an eighty five year old of like,

887
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: when they look at another eighty five year old, do

888
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: they see them as hot because they're eighty five and

889
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: they're looking at their own body and they're like, well,

890
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: this is my body. It's interesting Like my mom. I

891
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: I haven't seen my mom age because I've just been

892
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: the whole time, like she looks like my same mom

893
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: that I've always had. I can't picture, like, WHOA, she's

894
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: way different looking. She used to be so young. Um.

895
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: But because agean happens so slowly, I wonder, at what

896
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: point if you're married very long, like forty years, and

897
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: then you look, do you see your partner? And maybe

898
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: right in if you experience this and you're listening to podcast,

899
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: I know people are going to say they do, but

900
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, no, it's just interesting to me because

901
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm if you're a guy on if you have your

902
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: memory wiped of your wife and you're she's an eight

903
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: year old woman and you see her, there's nothing about

904
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: an eight year old woman that should set your boner

905
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: a fire. That's what I'm saying. But there's no biological

906
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: reason for that. There's no reason. The reason being is

907
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: that because you, and like, I want to protect this person,

908
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: but there shouldn't be I want to fuck this person.

909
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: Oh my grandma was fucking so she. I mean, I'm

910
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: sure I don't know Dick is Dick. I guess yeah.

911
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: It is interesting though, like I have no worries about

912
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: getting older with a partner that I find that it's

913
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: like loves me and like I know that the like

914
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: I would never be with someone who was just with

915
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: me because I was hot or like really needed me

916
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,879
Speaker 1: to stay hot, or I felt like if I gain weight,

917
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: they're not going to like me anymore. Something I would.

918
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: I just it would never happen for me. That's just

919
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: such a requirement that I already put so much pressure

920
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: on myself in that way. I could, and people are

921
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: too lazy to do, like a Tinder where you have

922
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: to write, or at least when I was dating online,

923
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: like I could, I had laziness and I could you

924
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: can see the photos, like if I had to go

925
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: through five photos, that would be annoyed like hinges and

926
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: was annoying to me because I felt like how it's

927
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: set up, like how the app is set up. I

928
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: loved those dating apps because I feel like you I

929
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: like going through all that stuff, and I mean after

930
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 1: a while, you're just like, God, there's just I've seen

931
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: you swipe on the first photo when you're single. What

932
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: do you mean you go first photo you're in or out?

933
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. But if someone is like, does spark my interests?

934
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: Then I dig around and that's fun. But you can

935
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: tell from first. But they dig your interests by looks.

936
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 1: What I'm saying to imagine trying to dig your interests

937
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: by just hobbies like that you're actually seeing them and

938
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: it's not causing you to you would have to read

939
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 1: too much or talk to them to if you have

940
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: to talk to each one. This is going back This

941
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 1: is going backwards. Like you said, it's like the phone.

942
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 1: But I honestly think that if I listened to a

943
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: voice memo of ten seconds of someone just talking, I

944
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: would be able to be attracted to them much easier

945
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: than just looks, because I just think there's something about

946
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: the way of a person talks and like how they

947
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: that I've been attracted to people from just their voice before,

948
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: Like what wou do you think I look like just

949
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: by hearing my voice? All right? You ready? Hey, what's up?

950
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great day to day. I

951
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,399
Speaker 1: had a good day. Really tall and thin really yeah,

952
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: wow with a huge day. Yeah just no ah, animal,

953
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:08,959
Speaker 1: this is the nicest day on her YouTube. The next

954
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: news story, Um, do you want to take a break. Yeah,

955
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 1: let's take a break and come back with a weekly

956
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: sports moment. Alright, we're back. It's our weekly sports moment,

957
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: gears Andrew's weekly sports moment. Okay, a rare signed Michael

958
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: Jordan's Kobe Bryant jersey card is up for auction. It

959
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: previously sold for five whoa what wait? I would have

960
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: guessed thirty dollars? Okay, what thousand dollars? It's a jersey

961
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: or a card. It's a card that has their both

962
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: their autographs and pieces of their jerseys. Me okay, and

963
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: there's ten copies made. Ever, so they cut up the

964
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: jerseys and Kobe passing away this card that funk. I

965
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: literally forgot about that. I'm not because I don't care,

966
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: but no, no, I know. It's just like life. So

967
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: did they both signed car? Is it like they just

968
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: put the cards? Okay, let's see because million It was

969
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: released in two thousand, So it's a card and it

970
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: has like a little fabric swatches. But it's like a

971
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 1: really decorative looking card and it has both their signatures

972
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: on it. It looks like they're signing, like uh uh,

973
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: those don't look like autographs. They look more like they

974
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: were signing a like a you know, like a doctor signing.

975
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: Yeah no, or like um, when you were signing a

976
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: bunch of papers for like the real estate, you know

977
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: where you just like write it very small and on

978
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: the line and uh you have your like lawyer pointing

979
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: at like a highlighted section. All right, So this same

980
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: this same card sold for five okay, and so now

981
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: it's up for auction again. No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

982
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 1: The same card but different. So there's another one up

983
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 1: that recently sold for a five D sixteen thousand. This

984
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: one is now up for so we'll go around prior

985
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: to the the same price. Um, anyone who's I saw a

986
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,439
Speaker 1: TikTok the other day and this kid, there's this guy

987
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,959
Speaker 1: who goes up to like people driving really fancy cars

988
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: and he's like, what do you do for a living?

989
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 1: And this kid goes, oh, I sell real estate on

990
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: the in the metaverse, and he just sold an n

991
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 1: f T for a house by like a celebrity's house

992
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: for five thousand dollars. So it's like, what is that? Like,

993
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: I can't remember when baseball cards will go like a

994
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: Horace Wagner, which is like the most expensive. It's like,

995
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: for some reason, the most expensive baseball card go for

996
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: like over a million dollars, and we'd all be like

997
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: it's just like I'd be like, just minimum wage has

998
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: not gone up in like twenty years, but like being

999
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: a millionaire means nothing anymore. Like it's like, honestly, it's

1000
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: not even that when people go, I'm making six figures,

1001
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 1: it's like, well, that better being the high six figures,

1002
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: because I'm not impressed by, yeah, the sick figures. Now.

1003
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: It's just it doesn't mean the same because things are

1004
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: so fucking expensive and then people are billionaires. And didn't

1005
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: you say the other day that crypto it's like of

1006
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: crypto is or bitcoin, Bitcoin is owned by the top

1007
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: of It's like the same thing with stocks too, but

1008
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: stocks are just harder to manipulate than bitcoin. But it's just,

1009
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: you know, I just like it's wild because I remember

1010
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: just being like, what the funk why would baseball code?

1011
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 1: You're just paper. It's the same ship with n f T.

1012
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: It's like, huh, it's not even paper, it's a number

1013
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: on your screen. Like that was what was wild, was

1014
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: like when you get money, it's not like there's like

1015
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: a vault with a bunch of cash and it's like

1016
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: take it from she wants some cash. We'll go into

1017
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: the will spin the wheel and then the thing will

1018
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: crank open. You go in. It's just a fucking number.

1019
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:15,919
Speaker 1: It's just a decimal point. Well that's why it could

1020
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: go down, and that it's like metaverse for like we

1021
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: already are working with the things that aren't real, that

1022
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: aren't tangible. Yes, I think that's already not tangible. Yes,

1023
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: well yes, I mean I haven't put cash in my wallet.

1024
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: What's the most you've ever spent on something? My condo

1025
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: that was worth Oh yeah nothing. I would love to

1026
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:48,439
Speaker 1: look up the right now. Do you ever look at that? Yeah?

1027
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: It was don't worry about that, Fairways Beach, Florida. Yeah, um, yeah,

1028
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: I think the most I've ever spent is like, yeah,

1029
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: putting down payment on an apartment or like you know,

1030
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: first and last month plus the deposit and being like

1031
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,919
Speaker 1: but you've never dropped like a chunk and that's something

1032
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: you guys actually used. Like what have you ever sent

1033
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: an exorbitant amount of money on something that you just

1034
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: display on a shelf in your own house. I mean

1035
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: I bought that Taylor Swift guitar that was a sticker

1036
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: of her autograph. That was probably what did I spend

1037
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: on that? I think like five? I know, but you

1038
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: said that, like, whoa, that's a lot on a fake out.

1039
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: But to them, I bet you anything that that is

1040
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: a penny compared to what they actually have in their

1041
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: bank account, Like it's nothing to do so it's all

1042
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 1: you know. Oh my god, dude, what they're back in

1043
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: the same price that I paid, We're more expensive. Yeah,

1044
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: well let's get to fan tracks. Motherfucker. I bought it

1045
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: at two twenty it was worth sixty and now it's

1046
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: back to one here for two it dude that Yeah,

1047
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: I didn't have any money to hold on. God my

1048
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: car got repot out of my dad's house. So embarrassing. Okay,

1049
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:19,959
Speaker 1: you're coming through so much, you gotta write a book. Okay,

1050
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: it's time to hear from you guys. What do you

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Speaker 1: have for us this week? Noah, Who's who's talking to us? Okay?

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00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: We have a lot of great voicemails. Let me just

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00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: pull up the names. Okay, these voicemails. Actually I agree

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00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 1: with your point, Nikki, about knowing if the person is

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00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 1: like you liked them or not. Yeah, I mean this

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00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 1: is love is blind. Oh good point. You just get

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00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: a good sense of like what they might look like.

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00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: We should try to guess what these people look like today. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: here in your photos after Okay, here comes Tony. All right,

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Speaker 1: did a great impression of our opening music. Mhm, Hey, Nikky,

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01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: Andrew Noah, big fan of the pod, been listenings and

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Speaker 1: stay one and listened to every single episode. Calling in

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Speaker 1: to tell you guys about a time that I was

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Speaker 1: a sales rep for a company and I was given

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Speaker 1: a list of customers to contact, and so I caught

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Speaker 1: one of them. Uh, And I asked. The girl answered

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01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: the phone and I said, I can speak to the colonel.

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01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: And there was a pause and she said, do you

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01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: mean the colonel And I said, oh, yeah, the colonel

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Speaker 1: kind of speak to the colonel. And she said, oh no,

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01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he died about a month ago. Oh my god.

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01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: And I had no response to it. I just hung

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01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: up the phone. And moved on to the next person

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01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: on the list. But even thinking about it to this day,

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01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: it makes me cringe. And um, yeah, thank you for

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01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: sharing it with uh. I love the pod, Love you guys.

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01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: Jackie Slater, Jackie Slater. I think this guy has a

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01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,439
Speaker 1: strong jaw and maybe dimples. I feel like it's dark

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01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 1: and good hairline, dark care, spiky a little bit. I

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01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: bet he's wearing a He's like a polo and he

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01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: works out a lot. He's like bulging muscles. He's wearing

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Speaker 1: a black working in sales usually work out too. Um, Tony,

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01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: that's so funny because that word, by the way, I'm

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01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 1: with you the worst. I don't understand the echnology of it.

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Speaker 1: K e r n a L Colonel, Well, colonel, like

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Speaker 1: a popcorn colonel is about k e r n e L.

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Speaker 1: I believe close enough. Oh so colonel missed thing. No

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01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: one should ever get it right, and everyone should always

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01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: get it wrong. And the funny part of this story

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01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: is though, that he fucked up colin colonel, and then

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01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: the colonel's dead, and I wonder if the colonel is

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01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: really dead or they just knew he was a marketing

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01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: call telemarketer, and that they did. It's the old My

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01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: dad's in the shower. You should have said, is he

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01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: all naked and soapy? Said he's dead? Is he in

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01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: the ground rotting? Is he? By the way, it's got

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01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: to suck to like work really hard in the in

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01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: the army to become like a colonel. Don't only when

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Speaker 1: people and I think colonel, I think Kentucky, right, chicken,

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01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: Like I never wanted to think of a like a

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01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: guy that worked hard in the army. Oh my god, yeah,

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01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: you're so right. I only think about chicken. I that

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01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 1: caused me. Documentary was a big part of it was

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01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: about him getting his doctorate in education, which for anyone

1105
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 1: who's a doctor in education, like doctors laugh at you

1106
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: like it's the no one respects a doctor at an

1107
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: education If you call yourself doctor, you're kind of like

1108
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: a people kind of like laugh at you and think

1109
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 1: you're an idiot because you're just obvious, like trying to

1110
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 1: be like I would. It's like um and Becausby didn't.

1111
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: He didn't even write his thesis or his his dissertation.

1112
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: He hired people in The Cosby Show to do it.

1113
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: And he didn't never go to class. And he also

1114
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: made his character, Cliff Huxtable, a doctor on a show

1115
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 1: because he wanted people to just think he was a doctor,

1116
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: and he was a do you know what kind of doctor?

1117
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: He was a geologist? Oh? Yes, he really was. And

1118
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 1: do you know where his office was in the basement

1119
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: of his house. It's so disgusting, you guys, Like everything

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Speaker 1: he was like the whole documentary is about how he

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01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 1: shown us. He all along was just creeping us out,

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01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 1: but none of no one was looking at it. His

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01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: office was in the basement of his house where he

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01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 1: was examining women. It's like when I lived with the

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01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 1: vagina waxer, who would do it in our living room? Yeah?

1126
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: But when he were a serial rapist. Doctors get like

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01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: a tax credit or something if it's like a home

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01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: office like that. Uh Still, why of all the doctor

1129
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 1: things you could do, would you pick that for your character? Partly,

1130
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's pretty doctorate if you think about

1131
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: like doctors that work in emergency rooms and then nurses

1132
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 1: have to do everything, and then he just comes in

1133
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: and goes, uh, huh are you doing today? I know

1134
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 1: the doctor's fucking feel like it feels like they don't

1135
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,919
Speaker 1: do ship. I mean they do, but it's just like

1136
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 1: this is so funny how much the nurses have to do,

1137
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 1: like the thesis, and he just comes in. He's like

1138
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: hearing your doctor like down the hall, like coming to

1139
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 1: your room. All right, yeah, we'll get that on stat

1140
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: and then us just have them clear the milligrams or

1141
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 1: and you just like hear them like stepping closer, and

1142
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: you hear them like saying goodbye to another patient and

1143
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 1: the door and they're like, hey, you're coming, he's coming,

1144
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 1: he's coming. And then you hear a door open it's

1145
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: next door to you, and you're like, fuck, I'm not next.

1146
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 1: There's all you just are always waiting for the doctor

1147
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,560
Speaker 1: like a fucking woman that's about to lose her virginity

1148
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 1: to like an old man, and like you're just like

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01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 1: a woman in waiting. All I'm thinking about when I

1150
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 1: go to doctor is him putting this steath of scope

1151
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: and it being cold on my body, and I'm just like, God,

1152
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about do I shake their hand? Do I

1153
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 1: say I'm you never say where they go hi, I'm

1154
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: like they bott of them put it out. I don't remember.

1155
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 1: Then alright, let's sit in the basis this one's uh

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01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: for Andrew from Amanda. Okay, Hi Nikki Andrew, and no uh,

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01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: this message is specifically for Andrew. I just listened to

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01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 1: yesterday's podcast and you were talking about there was a

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01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 1: kid in the background and secure about your puffy nipples.

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01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: And you've mentioned it before in a few other episodes,

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01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 1: and I always was confused, like what do you even

1162
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: mean puffy nipples? What is that? And I looked it

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01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: up because I just wanted to know, like coffee nipples

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01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: in men, like what does that mean? And they're just normal,

1165
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,920
Speaker 1: like my my dad has nipples like that, and actually

1166
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,960
Speaker 1: so does my fiance, which is kind of weird that

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01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: they both have it. But I try not to think

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01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: about it like that. But I think it looks good,

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01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 1: especially if you have nice pecks, a little bit of

1170
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 1: chest hair, if you're strong, you work out. I think

1171
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 1: it looks good. So you need like five other positives

1172
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: to care about or worry about. It definitely looks good.

1173
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 1: Um and the haters and anyway, I love you guys.

1174
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 1: I saw you at the Paramount on Long Island, if

1175
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 1: you know, crushed it. It was so hilarious. I hope

1176
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: you come back and I love you guys that Jack.

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01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: But I'm looking at puffy. I'm doing what she did.

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01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: I said, puffy nipples on men on Google, and you're right,

1179
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: they don't look bad. I mean, I want to see

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01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:53,439
Speaker 1: what what they're claiming that are puffy because I don't

1181
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: think my I think the older I've gone and I've

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01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: grown into them, right, you know what I mean. Yeah,

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01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you some puffs right now, I'm gonna

1184
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: text you some puffs. Yeah, that's that's pretty much what

1185
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 1: I was talking. Yeah, I mean, they're they're not They're

1186
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: not bad at all. Like I think, it's just it

1187
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, like what even it's it's hard to erase

1188
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: childhood trauma of feeling like another and that's what happened

1189
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: with you, and so that's your thing. Even if they

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01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: puffy nipples became totally like the coolest thing in the world,

1191
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 1: it would still linger in your what happens like like

1192
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: look at this guy for example. I love that message. Yeah,

1193
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:38,480
Speaker 1: this guy's he's he's in very good shape, but his

1194
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 1: nipples they stick out more because he's in't. So that's

1195
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: like the dilemma is like because the more RiPP you get,

1196
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: then the more pronounce your nipples will be but if

1197
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 1: you're a little chubby or with chest hair, your nipples

1198
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: kind of gold. Say, though, I wear tape to put

1199
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,919
Speaker 1: down my nipples sometimes, you know, um, you can get

1200
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 1: if you're wearing a shirt that you don't want them

1201
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 1: to embarrass thing though to do that, I could never

1202
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: wear a thin white T shirt, but maybe just use

1203
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 1: a nipple cover. But what if someone sees that's the

1204
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: most embarrassing, and then I'd rip out my nipples hairs.

1205
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,480
Speaker 1: It would be cool to just be like, I'm wearing

1206
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 1: nipple covers because I just don't like the way if

1207
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 1: you Stefano claims to have very puffy nipples, he definitely does.

1208
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: He has definite puffs. Yeah, there's nothing about that guy

1209
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,400
Speaker 1: that I would say, Oh my god, I'm here to

1210
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:29,800
Speaker 1: say that. I'm yeah, that was a really I believed her.

1211
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:35,439
Speaker 1: I love that message alright. Next Casset, So this one

1212
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 1: is from I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing her name right,

1213
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 1: but it said, oh wait, what did she look like?

1214
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,200
Speaker 1: What did we think she looks? Oh? I forget what

1215
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:48,639
Speaker 1: she sounded like. I mean I I hair, yeah, yeah,

1216
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: kind of a lot of hair. I pictured like a

1217
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 1: like a brown brown hair ponytail. I'm always picturing people

1218
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 1: in their car when they do this too. And so

1219
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: she's wearing a seatbelt. She has on like a yellow

1220
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: shirt that's like kind of fitted and like it's like

1221
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 1: a little bit cropped, and she's wearing like Lulu Lemon

1222
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 1: joggers or like uh tights, and she was like sipping

1223
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 1: uh like like with a she has like something with

1224
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:16,320
Speaker 1: a straw, and like she just has like she doesn't

1225
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: have that much makeup on, but her skin is like clear.

1226
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: Maybe she has like a little bit like she has

1227
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 1: like uh, freckles makeup. I don't know what really, I

1228
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:27,120
Speaker 1: feel like minimal makeup, but I think when she goes

1229
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 1: out she wears makeup. And right when she was doing that,

1230
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: she was like coming from the gym or going to

1231
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 1: the gym, or like dressed for the gym but not

1232
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:35,719
Speaker 1: going to the gym that same thing. Yeah, oh my, okay,

1233
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:46,680
Speaker 1: and likes and like just like okay, next one, you

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01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:50,639
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, Okay, this one is from

1235
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:58,760
Speaker 1: I think her name is pronounced Anisia. Okay, Andrew, Nikki

1236
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 1: and Noah, and I just wanted to share a recent

1237
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:06,040
Speaker 1: cut that I saw. So I was recently dating a

1238
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 1: guy who I was explaining the Nikki Glaser podcast too,

1239
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: and how I listened to it on my way to

1240
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:16,600
Speaker 1: work every day. Um and we had decided to go

1241
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:20,439
Speaker 1: out to do a movie date and we stopped at

1242
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: the bar because we had some time to kill and

1243
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 1: the bartender went to the middle of the bar and

1244
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,600
Speaker 1: turned around and yelled at the waitress and she proceeded

1245
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 1: to throw a drink straight up in the air so

1246
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 1: that he could catch it. And he did this several

1247
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 1: times throughout the night. Each time he would scream so

1248
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,840
Speaker 1: that everyone around him would look at him first, and

1249
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,719
Speaker 1: then he would catch the drink. And I just thought

1250
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,800
Speaker 1: it was really funny because me and the guy was

1251
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,720
Speaker 1: seeing totally looked at each other and we're like, that

1252
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 1: was so and it's just funny because I had just

1253
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:03,280
Speaker 1: been explained the concept of cut to him. So I

1254
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 1: just wanted to share it out with you guys. Anyways,

1255
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:11,600
Speaker 1: Thanks love the pod guys, Thanks Anisia. Um So, bartenders

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Speaker 1: are some of the kiss people you'll ever see anyone

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Speaker 1: who were in the bar industry because alcohol culture is

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Speaker 1: to begin with. But um, Chris, my my lover, Chris uh.

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Speaker 1: He We've always made fun of people who bartenders who

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Speaker 1: shake drinks and they have to do like they battle

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Speaker 1: it and they get their shoulders into it, and it's

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Speaker 1: just like just shake it a couple of times, like

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Speaker 1: it does not need more than that, and they just

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Speaker 1: but they're doing it so loud because they want attention.

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Speaker 1: And that guy throwing doing a bar trick. It's all.

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Speaker 1: So I'm so happy that story ended the way it did,

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Speaker 1: because I thought her date was going to end up

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Speaker 1: being and I was bracing for like her night to

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Speaker 1: be ruined on another day. I want to know it

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Speaker 1: sounds like he likes this guy. This guy sounds awesome,

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Speaker 1: by the way, because he embraced right away. He was

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Speaker 1: down to hear about her interests. He's like adopting them.

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Speaker 1: Oh she Um, I think he thought. I think she

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Speaker 1: is has is a different ethnicity, like as a darker

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Speaker 1: tone skin. I pictured like very straight black hair. I

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Speaker 1: pictured like very manicured like. She sounded like she has

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Speaker 1: glossy lips, really, dewey skin, um, great eyebrows, long eyelashes, um,

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Speaker 1: delicate features. Um. Really I bet her. I bet her

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Speaker 1: hands are like I bet her hands are so soft

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Speaker 1: and I don't know that she is like when I

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Speaker 1: say well, manicured, not necessarily her hands. I bet her

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Speaker 1: nails are manicured, but I don't think she has like long,

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Speaker 1: like fucking fake nails and stuff, and that she wears

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Speaker 1: like cozy. Like she dresses like cozy and like kind

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Speaker 1: of loose fitting clothes, but she always looks like elegant,

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Speaker 1: but in like a cozy way. Interesting. I see like

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Speaker 1: her kids being on our shoulders. Oh, I know what

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Speaker 1: you mean. Yeah, they're up there. Yeah, because in the

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Speaker 1: middle of that she was like, yeah she was that's

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Speaker 1: what I saw. I don't know you here in the

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Speaker 1: last recording the there was a in the background of

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Speaker 1: a guy. It was so awesome that you caught a

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Speaker 1: cut during your recording. It was amazing. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: do final thought. Okay, um, here's just yeah, go hear it.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm doing Nikki. This is Pablo calling in

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Speaker 1: from London. I'm a major bestie Nikky found from way

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Speaker 1: back when she was doing You Up and Not Safe.

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Speaker 1: So I've been listening to the pod from episode one

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Speaker 1: and I've always wanted to call in, but I was

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Speaker 1: always afraid that I had nothing funny or interesting to say.

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Speaker 1: But now my time has come because I have something

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Speaker 1: you uful to say, and I think that's way better.

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Speaker 1: Um So, I was listening to the fun facts from

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Speaker 1: Stephen South Africa into these episodes and he said the

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Speaker 1: words that none of you quiet go. I was listening,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure I know what he said. I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure he said I slowly. So I think he's

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Speaker 1: he hates the sound of someone boicing into a nice

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Speaker 1: slowly and a nice lowly is just what they call

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Speaker 1: popsicles in the UK and Africans uh sometimes us British

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Speaker 1: words when they speak English. Um So, yeah, I hope

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Speaker 1: that was useful to someone, and okay, that's good. Um

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Speaker 1: I love this guy. I just want to hug this Okay.

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Speaker 1: I know what Pabla looks like. He's not a big guy, No,

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Speaker 1: he looks like justin Timberlake. He has curly blonde hair.

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Speaker 1: I know that's crazy curly blonde hair with and he

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Speaker 1: has tiny glasses, and he's wearing a turtleneck and he

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Speaker 1: is up at a desk and he has many books

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Speaker 1: around him, but he has He's very hot, but like

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Speaker 1: in an understated way that if like he's almost like

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Speaker 1: nerdy hot where you have to take off the glasses

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Speaker 1: and be like wait, oh my gosh. He's like like

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Speaker 1: he's he's bookish hot. I don't know. I see him

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Speaker 1: like an all leather with like a wooden spoon in

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Speaker 1: his mouth and he's biting down on it and he's like, oh, like,

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Speaker 1: I know what you mean, Like that kind of guy

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Speaker 1: with the biting down on the wooden spoon guy with

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Speaker 1: all other Yeah. Like I think he's like out like

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Speaker 1: outside on a building, threatening to jump, and everyone's like,

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Speaker 1: WHOA leave the fan Rex first, that's right, And he's

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Speaker 1: got like a snake on a leash. Yes, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know we know that guy. Yeah, we all know that.

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Speaker 1: This is my new favorite game. Is I actually try

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Speaker 1: and you say the most surged? Oh man? Um oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: so ice lolly. It's a popsicle and and I that

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Speaker 1: sound not a People were saying that they don't like

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Speaker 1: the sound of like the teeth scraping on the wood

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Speaker 1: part of the what is biting through a popsicle that

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Speaker 1: isn't like isn't melted yet, and it's just like like

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Speaker 1: that sound of like a really oh boy, I don't

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Speaker 1: mind the party hitting the wood part, but I just

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Speaker 1: don't want it breaking through the ice part or the

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Speaker 1: part or the ice lolly. The red one so it's

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Speaker 1: like really cheap red ones. And they have like that

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Speaker 1: gelatin on the side. For some reason, it's just congealed

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Speaker 1: like sugar syrup that's like too thick and like it's

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Speaker 1: all settled there. It's like melted at one point. And

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Speaker 1: then yeah, ever die rappers? Oh yeah, I love white rappers.

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Speaker 1: You ever did you ever dive into long ice pops

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Speaker 1: that were like really you could buy like seven, like

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Speaker 1: four bucks, the plastic bag that you like, they're in plastic,

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Speaker 1: those ices. Yeah, those things are so good. The blue

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Speaker 1: was the best, dude, I can knock down. I'm not kidding,

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Speaker 1: knock down them at a time to see. Yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: like diet cokes. Still, I'm still off the sauce by

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Speaker 1: the way, going strong off diet coke. Get you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting off. Don't get off, don't get off.

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Speaker 1: It's it's fine. Drink them around me. Um, but I

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Speaker 1: it's I miss him. I miss him so much. She's

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Speaker 1: talking about, Yeah, diet cokes, I really miss that. Um,

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Speaker 1: just that first step it's almost like a cigarette, Like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just with the first puff of a

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Speaker 1: cigarette's the best one. The worst part of a diet

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Speaker 1: coke is like the last set. Well, the frizes died,

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Speaker 1: the frizz frize the spice, it's just the frienz is dead. Also,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. Have you ever tried to drink a

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Speaker 1: diet coke when you're really thirsty? Yes, you cannot. It's

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Speaker 1: the worst possible. It's so weird. Oh, like when you're

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Speaker 1: really thirty and you're trying to chug it to like

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Speaker 1: get your just any kind of um oh yeah, because

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Speaker 1: they're not really hydrated, like a hangover. And my mom

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Speaker 1: always would chug diet coke when she was hungover, and

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Speaker 1: I would always love diet soda when I was hungover

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Speaker 1: because there's something about the seltzer that like soothes you.

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Speaker 1: The flavor you need something. But I mean, isn't that

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Speaker 1: so funny that nothing tastes better than water when you're

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Speaker 1: thirsty when you're Oh my god, last night, I woke

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Speaker 1: up in the middle of night and I felt like

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Speaker 1: I had a cactus in my mouth. And it turns

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Speaker 1: out it was a porcupine that you picked up we

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Speaker 1: gotta go, and but you drunk chug water and you

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Speaker 1: it's just the most delicious thing. It was insane. I

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Speaker 1: had like three of the smaller ones and it was

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Speaker 1: the water is so hard for me to drink when

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Speaker 1: I'm not thirsty and I know I need to, but

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Speaker 1: when my body tells me I need it. Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: almost like worth waiting till you're super thirsday because of

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Speaker 1: how good it tastes. You feel so human. When you

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Speaker 1: just chug water and it tastes good, you feel so like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a coke. So leptern uh you guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening today. Thank you all

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Speaker 1: the busties who are just die hard busties that listen

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Speaker 1: every show. Even if you don't listen every show. We

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Speaker 1: love you so much. Thank you for listening. You're so

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Speaker 1: sweet and I love you. And make sure you you know,

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Speaker 1: watch us on YouTube, subscribe to our channel, and also,

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Speaker 1: uh definitely get on Instagram and subscribe or you know,

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Speaker 1: follow Nikki Glazer Pod because we go live a lot

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Speaker 1: on there. I don't go live on my own Instagram ever,

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Speaker 1: I only go live on on this on our Nikki

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Speaker 1: Glazer Pod Instagram, so make sure you follow that because

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Speaker 1: we do really fun stuff on their. Love you so much,

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Speaker 1: have a great weekend, don't be and j Jack chest

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Speaker 1: like Jack Jack a jacked chest. Okay. Also with you're

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Speaker 1: an NBA team there signed Meyers Leonard so just do it.

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