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Speaker 1: It's the fresh show. This is what's trending. Breaking or breakdancing,

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Speaker 1: we get a debut as an official sport the twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty four Paris Olympics. The question was asked, do you

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Speaker 1: approve for disapprove of this? Which who cares? I mean

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Speaker 1: if you I'm not sure? If I what are you

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Speaker 1: gonna like not do it? If I disapprove, You're just

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Speaker 1: not like not gonna have breakdancing now, we're not gonna

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Speaker 1: do it. Breaking also known as breakdancing, it's a style

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Speaker 1: of competitive dance with roots and hip hop culture, which

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Speaker 1: will tabut as an official sport at the twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: fourth Paris Olympics. Here's the thing. You can make fun

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Speaker 1: of all these sports. What's quote? I'm using air quotes too,

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Speaker 1: Like if you watch ESPN long enough, they got like

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Speaker 1: laser tag.

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Speaker 2: Now I don't know what the hell they got they got.

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Speaker 1: They have actual tag as a sport, like in an

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Speaker 1: obstacle course. They have bags now, you know, like pornhole

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Speaker 1: is professional.

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Speaker 2: Now have you seen the one that I send any

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Speaker 2: of you guys?

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Speaker 1: This where it's like skateboarding with your fingers fingers skateboarding.

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Speaker 1: It's like an actual skate park, but like modeled down

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Speaker 1: and then little tiny skateboards and you use two fingers

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Speaker 1: and you do the same tricks that you would do

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Speaker 1: if you're on a skateboard like an Ali or whatever,

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Speaker 1: but you do it with just your fingers, and people

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Speaker 1: go and watch this. It's like a crowd and everything.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke, but I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. I think it's a real thing, like.

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Speaker 2: Grade school, like we had little finger skateboard.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I can make fun of it

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Speaker 1: all day, and I still I can't do it as

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Speaker 1: well as they can.

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Speaker 2: Of course, I have no skills.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that should be in the Olympics,

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Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, these guys are running around

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Speaker 1: at full speed for this competitive tag stuff, jumping over

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Speaker 1: stuff and going under stuff, and I'm not good enough

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Speaker 1: shape for that. So I can make fun of it,

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Speaker 1: but I can't do it.

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Speaker 2: Sure that.

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Speaker 1: But in case you're wondering, forty one percent strongly or

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Speaker 1: somewhat approve of breakdancing in the Olympics, so.

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Speaker 2: Here, I mean, it's very athletic.

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Speaker 1: You have to be very talented, you have to have rhythm, yes,

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Speaker 1: skill so I mean thirty one percent strongly or somewhat

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Speaker 1: disapprove and thirty percent just weren't sure what to do

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Speaker 1: with this.

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Speaker 2: The candy salad.

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Speaker 1: Trend on TikTok is everywhere, I guess, but I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen Have you seen this the candy sound think the

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Speaker 1: friends and family pouring piles of different types of candy

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Speaker 1: into large bowls. But many are adding a twist to

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Speaker 1: the activity and they're using it as trauma dumping. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: candy salad trauma dumping. One video begins, I'm Jess and

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Speaker 1: I got robbed at gunpoint walking home from a first date,

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Speaker 1: and then the guy ghosted me as she drops candy

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Speaker 1: into the bowl. Another video seb when I was four

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Speaker 1: years old, my parents left me in the backseat of

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Speaker 1: a hot car. It took them two hours to realize

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Speaker 1: they'd forgotten me. Before mixing in her nerd clusters into

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Speaker 1: her candy salad. Some people laugh, some people are you know?

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Speaker 1: I guess trauma dumping. Mental health experts say that this

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Speaker 1: could be helpful to release emotion, but not to conflate

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Speaker 1: all sadder life changing stories with the word trauma in

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Speaker 1: the first place. One expert said, finding ways to cope

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Speaker 1: with traumatic events is unique to each individual. Sharing one's

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Speaker 1: experience and feeling seen can be incredibly healing during troubling times.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing inherently wrong with finding laughter or lightheartedness with

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Speaker 1: navigating a painful event, as long as it doesn't involve

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Speaker 1: avoiding one's feelings. So that's why I get to watch

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Speaker 1: the video people dumping jelly beans into a bowl and

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Speaker 1: then telling me about that time, you know that the

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Speaker 1: kid tripped him in grade school and they were embarrassed

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Speaker 1: from everyone. I think I'd probably skip over. Then we

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Speaker 1: were all into do.

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Speaker 2: You find other people's trauma entertaining?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I feel seen, and I'm like, okay, oh, like you

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Speaker 2: can relate happen to me? Relatable? Yeah, I could do

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Speaker 2: a whole candy salad. I'm I'm way more interested in

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Speaker 2: the choices people are making for their candy. Set group one,

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Speaker 2: and I'll throw a piece of candy in and say one,

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Speaker 2: that's fun. Got shot at when you were a baby,

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Speaker 2: went to cand of Malibu?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got, I got, I got sent away California.

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Speaker 2: It was awful that top, it was so terrible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, give me, give me a big bowl of candy.

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Speaker 1: All the jelly beans, one by one, one even.

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Speaker 2: From no though it was local player. Can you believe that?

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Speaker 1: Even again, it was crazy unbelievable this place. The sushi

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Speaker 1: guy was only there Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: get over this smoothie guy only Tuesday and Thursday was

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Speaker 1: crazy unacceptable. We had a fend for ourselves in the weekend,

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Speaker 1: make our own smoothies. It was a terrible there's no

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Speaker 1: air one insight. Yeah, it was awful. The innovative lip

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Speaker 1: gloss tube that can detect date rape drugs and call

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Speaker 1: for help is on the market. So this cosmetic company

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Speaker 1: is selling it for sixty five bucks. Includes testing strips

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Speaker 1: and a high tech case equipped with a button that,

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Speaker 1: when pressed, if connected the Bluetooth, can contact emergency services

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Speaker 1: via the company's location enabled safety app. So there's a

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Speaker 1: hidden compartment at the bottom of the tube that holds

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Speaker 1: testing strips that worked like pregnancy tests when dipped into

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Speaker 1: the beverage that can detect roofies, xenex, valium atavan, among others.

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Speaker 1: So you'd have the makeup, you'd have little strips and

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Speaker 1: then remember this is years ago, but they had the

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Speaker 1: the brilliant idea to make a lip gloss that changed

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Speaker 1: color if your lips were exposed to rufi'es. Oh remember this,

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Speaker 1: it was like a lipstick but like it it's not

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Speaker 1: a topic to joke about. But like, doesn't that just

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Speaker 1: tell the person who roofie? Do you like it worked?

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Speaker 1: It's there? Yeah's supposed to send a signal to because

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Speaker 1: like if we all are not on the same page

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Speaker 1: of like the colored of the lipstick y everage person

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Speaker 1: was not gonna really he's not gonna go. You have

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Speaker 1: right exactly. So I don't know where that that went.

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Speaker 1: I'm all for anything that calls out the creeps that

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Speaker 2: I was puzzled by it, and I didn't think that I'm.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be I mean, look, who cares if I'm insulted.

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Speaker 1: I would never do this, but I would be real

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Speaker 1: insulted if we're on a date and halfway through you

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Speaker 1: fact that this product exists tells you everything.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, obviously, but still you know, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 2: get going now. But if you think I did that,

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get going right. It would really suck

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Speaker 2: if someone was testing.

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Speaker 1: Your right and I wouldn't, so like, yeah, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: you pull that thing up. The red lobster in Pueblo,

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Speaker 1: Colorado recently received an orange lobster.

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Speaker 1: Of like a normal lobster to me, but I guess

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Speaker 1: it's extremely orange and they're one in thirty million. They're

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Speaker 1: So they didn't need him, which was very nice. I thought, Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: they took the thing. I've never understood that, nor have

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Speaker 1: I needed it. The whole lobster tank in the front

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Speaker 1: of the restaurant, thing where you can like go pick

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Speaker 2: It's like food.

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Speaker 1: Wise, just make it make I ordered it I don't

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Speaker 1: need to see how you did it. I don't need

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Speaker 2: What I have I have seen a hot dog is made,

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Speaker 1: No, I mean I will say I was this particular

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Speaker 1: hot dog factory that I visited is the finest brand.

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Speaker 1: It is the finest, and like it was not as

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Speaker 1: bad as I thought, But I mean I still don't

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Speaker 1: necessarily I don't need to see it. Like I don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't. I just don't need to know.

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Speaker 2: Even like when you walk into like a steak place

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Speaker 1: But you know how I feel about food that looks

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Speaker 2: That was a problem. When they do the pigros and

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Speaker 1: And people just walk right up to this thing and like,

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Speaker 1: but great, just bring me to pieces of it. I

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Speaker 2: You guys were twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: We're so worried that we've effect did people who eat stuff.

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Speaker 2: With the eyes on it that both of you are

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Speaker 2: just like, that's for you. That's it's like you know that,

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Speaker 2: that's a fact. By the way, you're passionate, you guys

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Speaker 2: say that you don't want to eat people.

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Speaker 1: I mean because there are parts of the there are

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Speaker 1: cultures that eat you know, food and forms that are

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Speaker 1: are less palatable for I mean, you know this that

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Speaker 1: and I just there's nothing wrong with it.

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Speaker 2: But you're right.

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