WEBVTT - Episode 95: Geese For Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen Table. A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet

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<v Speaker 1>without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Everybody's here. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where you are, but everybody's here. Let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me start with Shay. Last we left off, you were

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<v Speaker 1>going to Austria with the family. Hallo recolaw.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in Vienna, Danny. I don't know what the hell

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<v Speaker 3>is going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, give me the highlights. So far. You travel

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<v Speaker 1>with three little girls and your wife or your roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>How good? How bad?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's pretty easy for me because they have

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<v Speaker 3>three across, so the roommate has to sit with the

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<v Speaker 3>baby and the two kids together, and I just get

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<v Speaker 3>to watch movies and you know, drink polish beer and shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but everything's good. Everybody's playing nice over there.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not really, I mean, I'm in a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>of a trouble. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, how did you get in trouble over there?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they're doing Thanksgiving here and I was sent out

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<v Speaker 3>to get a turkey, and I stopped by a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of stands and had some beers and some brocks, and

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<v Speaker 3>it was gone for a good three hours. And I

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<v Speaker 3>came home with what I thought were two little turkeys.

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<v Speaker 3>Turns out there fucking geese. Man, So so I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>really I'm kind of persona no grata right now at

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<v Speaker 3>the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, Well two geese is better than one.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. My mom is fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad, bad Larry. Where are you at a funeral? No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, I just pulled in front of I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 5>in my car in front of Raise. I told everyone

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<v Speaker 5>quarter to one for lunch, and we're running a little behind.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'll do the show and then i'll go out

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<v Speaker 5>of my lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Just to let everybody know that it's

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<v Speaker 1>Shaye and Irving, not Shae and Irving. It's Shae in Irving,

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<v Speaker 1>who's now in Vienna. It's bad Larry. Somewhere on the

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey Shore, we have Dylan, the graphics guy who's dominating

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<v Speaker 1>so far, Yes you are. We have Marvin who's on

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<v Speaker 1>the controls here recording everything. Picture Day Rays, the producer

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<v Speaker 1>of this god forsaken podcast. So let's recap. Dylan is

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<v Speaker 1>up plus twenty one one.

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<v Speaker 2>Other week in the positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan unbelievable one four units last week. Bad Larry lost

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<v Speaker 1>three units last week. So you're at plus four. Shae

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<v Speaker 1>lost three units and you're also tied with bad Larry

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<v Speaker 1>five plus four. Yeah. How bad do you feel, Shay

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<v Speaker 1>that you're down to Larry's level.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I'm still thinking, Jesus, I'm up at all.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a miracle, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Dylan is the one who you lost some bets.

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<v Speaker 1>You lost on the NFL. You got crushed on the NFL.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's about time it caught up with me. About

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<v Speaker 3>time to cut up with me?

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<v Speaker 1>No I saw about Dylan. Dylan got crushed on the NFL,

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<v Speaker 1>but he dominated college football, clean sweep in college. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you had a month more, I actually did.

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<v Speaker 5>So.

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<v Speaker 1>You had Illinois Iowa under thirty and a half. And

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<v Speaker 1>yes you're a winner again.

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<v Speaker 2>Just it's every weekday.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just it's like Christmas and at Little Appy State

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<v Speaker 4>money line.

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<v Speaker 2>That was big.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know about Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>App State and James Madison? You had Notre Dame minus

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four and a half. He had Washington plus two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half against Oregon State. So you dominated there.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Parlay didn't do well and your NFL for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, didn't do well.

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<v Speaker 2>And they had the Vikings cover in the NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>Loves that Barry bad, Barry bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you're kind of spotty here. Anything you want to

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<v Speaker 1>point out?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I think Travis Kelsey's love struck and dropped like

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<v Speaker 5>the fumble and then two simple drops. That's a bad

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<v Speaker 5>loss for say and I last night we're both on

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<v Speaker 5>Kansas City horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you think that you know his love life

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift is interfering with his football life.

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<v Speaker 5>Nope. Do you see he was punching the ground, he

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<v Speaker 5>was angry. Yeah, he's got to he's gotta go get

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<v Speaker 5>on that picturey tour.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, does your relationship with your wife affect your gambling?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a reason why you're not very good?

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, dyl Anama, you're having a fabulous here. I

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<v Speaker 5>love it. Ray when you get us a chance, look up,

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<v Speaker 5>how many of those three unit under ay, I was

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<v Speaker 5>to have won him, because that's like crazy. That line

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<v Speaker 5>is twenty eight. I can't touch it.

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<v Speaker 2>That might actually.

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<v Speaker 1>God, it's twenty six this week, twenty six and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six and a half.

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<v Speaker 5>Dylan, who are playing I looked at it and I said,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what, just let let the Dylan take that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna stay away from that game, Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean at this point, I think you just take it, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, they're playing Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 5>You have to take it every game, Yeah, until you lose. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean it's nowhere around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I understand bad Larry. This is where you go.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm not jumping in that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You would think they would have to hit another over

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<v Speaker 4>at some point this season and we're running out of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 4>But the lower that number goes, the more I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty and a half scares more than twenty six and

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<v Speaker 4>a half.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Shake?

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<v Speaker 3>What? Uh? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Been drinking since ten am?

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<v Speaker 5>Danny?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the funk I'm up to?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what are you making sounds for?

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<v Speaker 2>That was the goose?

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<v Speaker 1>What time?

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<v Speaker 4>It?

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<v Speaker 3>Laughing? Kind of choking, choking, laughing, you know, fucking breathing.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you out here?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you drinking by yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Well yes, but I mean there's a ball full

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<v Speaker 3>of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but your wife and your kids are there. Well

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<v Speaker 1>they can't drink, I know, But what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>My parents hang out with them? Oh I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to a Christmas market after this. Good buy

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<v Speaker 3>the kids some ship at least that's what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if you if you fucked up a turkey,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you going to screw up with your kids?

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<v Speaker 3>Bring them home with some fucking brat or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, avoid any old memorabilia.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, shut up going any thing you want to mention

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<v Speaker 1>for last week there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, fucking Chargers game?

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<v Speaker 4>Me?

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<v Speaker 3>Were you fucking shit me? Drop touch? Give me a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking break. That was money in the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? Kansas City minus three launched that one. Uh, let's see. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Texas State minus three and a half they allound. They

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<v Speaker 1>allowed seventy seven points against Arkansas.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you, I got a lot of shit

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<v Speaker 3>on Twitter for that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Should rightfully?

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<v Speaker 1>So you should? Oh my god, you just you just

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<v Speaker 1>missed that one. Huh. They allowed seventy seven points against

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<v Speaker 1>arc state. And this is another one. When you when

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<v Speaker 1>you give me the you break it down. The more

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<v Speaker 1>you break something down, the more nervous I get for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. I don't blame you, not one bit.

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<v Speaker 4>If has any uses, any numbers in his analysis beforehand

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<v Speaker 4>automatically faded.

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<v Speaker 3>Not just fade it. Get the alternate fucking spread and

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<v Speaker 3>put your mortgage on it.

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<v Speaker 4>If only you've done Arkansas state alternate spread minus forty,

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<v Speaker 4>you would have made a nice little chunk of change.

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<v Speaker 1>I did have.

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<v Speaker 4>I did have Broncos money line against the Dolphins earlier

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<v Speaker 4>this season. Though that was pretty that was even uglier.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry. How was the funeral celebration of life?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? I felt like Shay at the end of the night.

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<v Speaker 5>I was in trouble with everyone because it's one all

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<v Speaker 5>day and all night. I got home at like two

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<v Speaker 5>thirty in the morning. Well, when we went to dinner,

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<v Speaker 5>I was told we went to dinner somewhere in the middle,

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<v Speaker 5>like ten of us that I don't remember. Thankfully, the

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<v Speaker 5>waitress in Squan tavern is also the waitress and raised,

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<v Speaker 5>so she took care of it. But yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 5>Shay threw ubbing off on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're in trouble. All right, let's turn our attention

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<v Speaker 1>to this week, Dylan. Since you're dominating, you get to

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<v Speaker 1>go first.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Dan.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, we'll start it off with a little egg

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<v Speaker 4>bowl action. All miss minus ten and a half Againstssissippi State.

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<v Speaker 4>O shocker, three units. I went to brass under twenty

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<v Speaker 4>six and a half. It's amazing every time. Michigan minus

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<v Speaker 4>three and a half against Ohio State. I think they

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<v Speaker 4>do the three peat in light of in light of

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<v Speaker 4>everything going on lately, got Pitt verse six against Duke

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<v Speaker 4>and then el Passa plus seventeen against Liberty.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta have a parlay I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do in a little Turkey Day parlay.

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<v Speaker 4>Lions minus seven and a half against the Packers, the

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<v Speaker 4>Commanders plus eleven against the Cowboys, and Seahawks plus six and.

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<v Speaker 2>A half against the Niners. So taking all the Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 2>Day games rolled into one that always works.

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<v Speaker 4>And what Dolphins minus ten against the Jets.

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<v Speaker 2>Tim Boyle is probably worse than Zachuay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he won one game in college. Was he like

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<v Speaker 1>one in ten at Yukon? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably, And that's a that's a big one game at

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<v Speaker 2>Yukon too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. Every win's a big win at Yukon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think Tim Boyle won one game as a starter.

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<v Speaker 4>But did he died to get into the NFL then

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<v Speaker 4>as a one game winner at Yukon.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think maybe he's, you know, a really bright

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<v Speaker 1>football mind. And then he became friends with Aaron Rodgers.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess could be.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know the friendship path. There

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<v Speaker 1>any other games there in the NFL.

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<v Speaker 4>YEP, Giants Patriots over thirty three and a half, simply

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<v Speaker 4>because this game should be terrible. So I'm fading myself here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>Texans plus one and a half against the Jaguars, bill's

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<v Speaker 4>moneyline against the Eagles.

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<v Speaker 2>Eagles got to lose again.

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<v Speaker 1>If I said, you're can have c J stround or

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<v Speaker 1>Trevor Lawrence from here on out in the NFL.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually tough. I don't I would. My inclination would

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<v Speaker 2>be Trevor Lawrence. But I don't know. I'm just from

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<v Speaker 2>seeing more.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you, bad, Larry c J Strounder, Trevor Trevor Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 5>Trevor Lawrence, no question, he's Johnny's fantasy quarterback. I got

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<v Speaker 5>a root for him. Oh no, that's not that influence

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<v Speaker 5>is my betting.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but that's not what we're asking. Who your

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<v Speaker 1>son's fantasy quarterback is?

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<v Speaker 5>Never mind, Well it's Trevor Lawrence. He had a monster

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<v Speaker 5>game for us this weekend, and I got him the

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<v Speaker 5>rest of.

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<v Speaker 1>All Shaye and Rvy, No, no, I'm talking about their careers,

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<v Speaker 1>not fantasy points. If you were a GM of an actual.

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<v Speaker 5>Team, I thought you said the rest of this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Their careers, the rest of their career.

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<v Speaker 5>I still want Trevor law All right, what about you,

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<v Speaker 5>Shay CJ.

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<v Speaker 3>Strout all day? You have fucking nuts?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what else do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>Deal?

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<v Speaker 4>I got a Bill's money line against the Eagles plus

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<v Speaker 4>one sixty and then Sunday night Ravens again minus four

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<v Speaker 4>and a half against the Chargers. Because, as I've said,

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<v Speaker 4>and I've said many times, the Chargers are dead to

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<v Speaker 4>me when it comes to betting on them.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'll be fading them for the duration as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know what that means, but you're gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Duration of the season.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, that brings us to bad Larry Larry

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<v Speaker 1>h What do you have? Where do you want to start?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to start with my three three unit, three

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<v Speaker 5>team ts. But I got to adjust these lines because

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<v Speaker 5>I heard you gave the lines are a little different

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<v Speaker 5>than what I sent in this morning. Of course I

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<v Speaker 5>want the Cowboys. I have it at plus a half.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's now minus one and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right, picture day, Ray?

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<v Speaker 5>It's one right? It was eleven? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 5>Right. So I want the Cowboys. I went under the

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<v Speaker 5>Giants under forty five whatever that line goes to. And

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<v Speaker 5>then I want the Chiefs. I don't know what that

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<v Speaker 5>line is, but that's my three team tes. Get ten

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<v Speaker 5>points with just each one of them, okay for three units,

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<v Speaker 5>and then I want one unit on a bunch of

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<v Speaker 5>NFL games Cowboys. I know now it's minus eleven against

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<v Speaker 5>the Commanders, yep. I want to forty nine ers minus

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<v Speaker 5>five and a half against the Seahawks.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty minus six and a half.

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<v Speaker 5>Six and a half, Okay, Larry, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Every every time we do this, you don't reach out

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<v Speaker 1>to Ray to get the actual lines that we're going with,

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<v Speaker 1>and your your lines are usually wrong, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>get frustrated.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not in frustrated. I'm just I'm sitting in my

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<v Speaker 5>car changing a line on my sheet.

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<v Speaker 1>So, but you could have reached out to Ray this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Correct, basically I could have, but Ray was very busy.

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<v Speaker 1>No he's not. No, you know what he does all morning.

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<v Speaker 1>He makes fucking hot dogs. That's it.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Right, next week, I'll reach out to you. Well,

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<v Speaker 5>when I sent this bat in and Dolphins were minus six,

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<v Speaker 5>they're ten, they're minus ten. I still want them at

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<v Speaker 5>minus ten. Dolphins minus ten, Jaguars minus to one and

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<v Speaker 5>a half against the Texans, the Cols minus one against.

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<v Speaker 1>The Buccaneers minus two and a half.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, No, you sound like you think I'm mad. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not mad. I'm saying okay, and then I'm mad.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm mad.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry, give me.

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<v Speaker 5>Whatever lines you want. Okay, I want over in the

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<v Speaker 5>Ravens Chargers game. I'm hoping it's forty four and a

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<v Speaker 5>half it is. Yeah, and then in college I got

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<v Speaker 5>killed in college last week. So I just got three games.

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<v Speaker 5>North Carolina minus the two against North.

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<v Speaker 1>Erry minus three.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Yukon minus the two and a half against u.

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<v Speaker 1>Mask minus two. Gave me that is a that if

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<v Speaker 1>you said I could play in that game, I still

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't or get paid to watch.

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<v Speaker 5>It, and then I want what's the Washington Washington state line?

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen and a half.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, I'm gonna get rid of that game.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want it anymore. Right, So just two games

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<v Speaker 5>in two games in the in the college and the

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<v Speaker 5>one two, three, four, six seven pros and my three

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<v Speaker 5>three unit three teen teasers.

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<v Speaker 2>So Larry, you're dumping. You're not taking the Washington game.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not taking the Washington game.

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<v Speaker 5>No, just get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna take Washington minus sixteen and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Uh, smart, Dan, you done?

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<v Speaker 2>If you dump it, I can pick it out, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Now time for Shyan Irving joining us from Vienna.

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<v Speaker 1>We did have some feedback. Some people said that if

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<v Speaker 1>you are the Christian person you say you are, you

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<v Speaker 1>do use colorful language a lot on this podcast. So

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<v Speaker 1>just letting you know a little feedback there, Shane.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you got some fucking priest going in, Danny that's going.

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<v Speaker 1>On here, and some nuns. Yes we do. We're big.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, nouns are real big on me. Let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go. Here's Shan Irving with his college

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<v Speaker 1>football events.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the Green Wave laying the three. That's a

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<v Speaker 3>double shot, Danny, and I got the fighting Connors Stallions

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<v Speaker 3>minus three and a half, you Mass plus two and

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<v Speaker 3>a half, the Baptist laying sixteen and a half, and

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<v Speaker 3>Diego Pavia, my man, laying the one and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold on you, mass Is getting two, Liberty Is minus.

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<v Speaker 3>Seventeen, motherfuck mate, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Diego Pavia coming off that big blowout against Auburn

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<v Speaker 1>minus one against Jacksville State. That's actually an interesting game.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'll take all them, Danny, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything else? Why are you you're you're You're angry here?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you angry? You're wait, you're drinking in Vienna.

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<v Speaker 3>Drinking in Vienna. I got hooked by a couple of geese.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm outside of some restaurant. It's been a trying day, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>I should be praying, but here I am talking to y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hurry up, you can finish up and then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>let you go back to whatever you need. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>say pray?

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<v Speaker 3>I should be praying, but I'm here talking to y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>You would not be praying. When we hang up. Where

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be praying in the morning. I bet I'll be

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<v Speaker 3>praying to stay married.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think your wife will be praying to not

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<v Speaker 1>stay married?

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<v Speaker 3>The roommate got more since you met me.

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<v Speaker 4>I think after she's two geese for dinner. That might

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<v Speaker 4>pay the finals.

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<v Speaker 1>Two Giza ling five and okay, here's your NFL give

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<v Speaker 1>me your NFL picks. I'll let you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Pray Baker Mayfield plus two and a half, the fighting

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<v Speaker 3>Aguante's plus three, and then I got Sunshine lay in

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<v Speaker 3>the one and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, giants are getting three and a half and

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<v Speaker 1>Jack's yes against ex minest one and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Y not good for sharing?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you're good, no against me.

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<v Speaker 3>Lines moving against me smart money.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, Okay, we're gonna start calling you pray in

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<v Speaker 1>Irving instead of shay and Irving because that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that'll that'll shut the fucking nuns up.

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<v Speaker 4>Say when's the last time you actually prayed, like got

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<v Speaker 4>down on both knees.

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<v Speaker 3>Pray day, dummy, I pray every day. We don't have

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<v Speaker 3>to get nat stupid say that in the Bible.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you pray?

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<v Speaker 3>In my mind? Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>I know? But like you are you walking around praying.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you in the shower right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm praying for forgiven. I'm praying for praying for guidance.

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<v Speaker 3>How the hell I showed up here.

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<v Speaker 2>On the planet or.

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<v Speaker 1>On this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Outside of some bar? What is this bar? I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's Italian? Anyway, you're a.

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<v Speaker 1>Long way from Christmas Market, but you are in Vienna.

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<v Speaker 3>C Yeah, I'm in the first district again. I know

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<v Speaker 3>that much. Okay, they're not very friendly here. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>you that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would somebody be friendly with you?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm up? I know that order a be er, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what else is bad here? The drug scene

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<v Speaker 3>can't find ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need anything to go to a Buddha pest

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<v Speaker 1>in town. You don't need anything. We don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>be trafficking here. We don't need to be giving any

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<v Speaker 1>information here.

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<v Speaker 3>You normally I can score within an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need that, we don't. You're just joking. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm bating the Mendoza, Danny. I'm over.

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<v Speaker 1>The Shaye at Irving podcast is on hiatus, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guessing if you come back from Vienna, then the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>will be resumes next week. Is that sound right?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what. I'm back.

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<v Speaker 1>I wait, you're not How long you in Vienna?

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<v Speaker 3>December something? I think the day before Pearl Harbor Day?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you? Oh my god, you gotta get back.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think I'm not positive, Danny, don't quote

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<v Speaker 3>me on that.

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we reach out next week? See if you're with

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<v Speaker 1>us next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Chelsea, reach out mome morning. See if I'm still here.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'm going to have picture de Ray

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<v Speaker 1>reach out just to check in with you.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll call enter Paul.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, good luck to everybody, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>from the bottom of my heart, a happy Thanksgiving to

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<v Speaker 1>to all of you, Larry, Shaye and Vienna and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>of course the graphics guy. But happy Thanksgiving and I

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<v Speaker 1>hope everybody has a wonderful weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, Dan, one last thing, but I think if Iowa

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<v Speaker 4>hits the under this week, we may be in order

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<v Speaker 4>for some T shirts like Iowa T shirts, Yes, Iowa

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<v Speaker 4>and the under T shirts, so we can brainstorm.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? Iowa three quarters vowels awesome?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that like the state motto?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, there's you know, three of the four letters.

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<v Speaker 2>Or Iowa their offense sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, we don't know what. Let's work shop this okay,

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry and Share. Yeah, yeah, that's they're they're gone. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well it's just you and me now, yeah, now it's

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<v Speaker 1>time to okay. Yeah, but uh, man Dyl, I'm worried

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<v Speaker 1>about Shaye though, that you're over there with your family

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<v Speaker 1>on vacation. That didn't sound good.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a he's a pretty hearty fella though, But he

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<v Speaker 2>seemed angry. That's he seemed completely normal to me, So maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>That's no, like every word was, you know, I think

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<v Speaker 4>he'd be having fun with it, bopping around in Europe.

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<v Speaker 1>But wait, he couldn't be on his own. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't have that happen. He can't even be on his

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<v Speaker 1>own here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he needs uh, he needs he.

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<v Speaker 1>Has parential guidance with his parents or his roommate's parents

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<v Speaker 1>over there. I don't think it's making much of a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, that's it. It's it's time to

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<v Speaker 1>close up shop here. Thanks for joining us on. Dan

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick takes a gamble, and we'll talk to you next week.

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