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Speaker 1: This guy right. Oh yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: Woman accidentally brings wild Bobcat into her house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let's get into it.

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Speaker 3: On a very live, very special edition of Vancouver Bananas, Still.

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Speaker 2: Weld understand with Charlie Rmus Charlie.

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Speaker 1: Get that gout there.

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Speaker 4: I did you? Would you jo Jo?

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Speaker 3: That hit you in the eye?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, gals and non binary pals. Welcome to bananasas.

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Speaker 2: Oh Vancouver, you came out on a Sunday night. That's

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Speaker 2: pretty nice.

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Speaker 3: Oh what is falling from the sky here constantly? It's

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Speaker 3: just damn and moy. We live in a place where

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Speaker 3: everything catches fire constantly. Not normal for us.

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Speaker 4: That happens here too. That's what's nice.

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Speaker 1: You get the best of both world. It's true, you

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Speaker 1: get fire and burning death. It's true.

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Speaker 3: Welcome, Just thanks for everybody coming out. The last two

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Speaker 3: years have been insane. We got through it the great bar,

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Speaker 3: I mean, we got almost through it, and it just

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Speaker 3: means so much Curtain. I love doing this podcast, so

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Speaker 3: it's great to see all these faces.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, And also, can somebody give me a vodka soda?

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Speaker 3: I have a drink ticket and I just can't get

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Speaker 3: to the stage.

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Speaker 1: I see a hand. You're a winner and it gave

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Speaker 1: you a drink ticket. Yeah you don't, it says wine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh heck, yeah there it is double please for Scottie.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're been here before.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I have been to this theater. When

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Speaker 3: I walked in, I go, holy shit, I've been here

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Speaker 3: before the Rio Theater. In twenty sixteen, I was doing

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Speaker 3: a show, Darryl you're here, say hey, there is.

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Speaker 5: Eh story is of Daryl and uh so I came

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Speaker 5: here with the director of the show that Daryl and

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Speaker 5: I were working on, and it was called Game of

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Speaker 5: Thrones Live Ho Door's Revenge?

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Speaker 1: Was it h Oe d o R? It was like

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Speaker 1: hold the Door? It was Hodor? You know, no, I

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Speaker 1: know Hodor, but it wasn't Hoe. Was it ho No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: but it was.

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. You'll find out what.

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Speaker 1: It was like Burleski. Right.

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Speaker 3: It was like a show where they would be like

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Speaker 3: remember when Circe did this thing, and then a naked

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Speaker 3: person would walk across the stage and so it was

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Speaker 3: like this side were the Starks and this side were

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Speaker 3: the Lanisters, and everybody was really drunk and it was

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Speaker 3: more packed than this Yeah, and they said like, oh,

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Speaker 3: if Landister's won one hundred points, somebody's got a naked

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Speaker 3: and dudes are like, guess what and they're just dropping trow.

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Speaker 2: So about halfway Vancouver's I love your culture. Yeah, it's different,

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Speaker 2: it's different.

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Speaker 4: I like that it's open.

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Speaker 3: Yeah in la if they're like, if you want to

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Speaker 3: see full nudity, there's no alcohol involved because and you

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Speaker 3: have to go to the weirdest place effort.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not cool here's it's.

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Speaker 2: Not just like a fun of fun movie theater. I

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Speaker 2: just called this a restaurant, an eye restaurant, a restaurant

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Speaker 2: for your eyes, where you feast on images.

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Speaker 1: That's how everybody talks about that. That's what everybody says.

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Speaker 4: We've been to the cinema of the restaurant for your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So so I would say the breast to ding dong

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Speaker 3: ratio is about ninety five to three. So there was

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Speaker 3: more ding dongs, no way, more breath oh more breasts.

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Speaker 3: And then about forty minutes in this guy comes on stage.

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Speaker 3: I think he's supposed to be uh, one of the characters,

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Speaker 3: and he shredded you.

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Speaker 2: Come right up here, Thank you so much. What's your name, Leah?

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Speaker 4: Everybody get out for Leah.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Leah. Yeah, I have a Pez.

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Speaker 2: We have a Pez dispenser for you. It's uh yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a truck. It's a bananas truck and it has pez.

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Speaker 2: All right, there you go.

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Speaker 1: We don't knock.

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Speaker 3: Come So nine hundred breasts to three ding dongs. Yes,

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Speaker 3: And then this guy comes out and he's just shredded

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Speaker 2: I'm glistening or listening all right.

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Speaker 3: And he proceeds to whip out his sausage and he

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Speaker 2: It was incredible and apparently is a big wiener.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: He was representing British Columbia.

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Speaker 1: This was a whistler. There was a whistler.

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Speaker 2: It was a BC in more ways than one.

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Speaker 1: This was BC.

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Speaker 3: And uh and then he's and then he turns this

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Speaker 3: denarious And I said this to the staff.

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Speaker 1: We walked in.

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Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I haven't been here in like

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Speaker 4: Can you show painted with.

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Speaker 2: A penis a huge BC penis anytime now?

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Speaker 1: It's gonna come up here. I swear to God, like.

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Speaker 2: This guy has a thing for We don't like that

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Speaker 1: Imagine that, but bigger and then painting. Thanks really fell apart.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna we're on.

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Speaker 2: I would like to give it up for the banana

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Speaker 2: right here and.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. All right.

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Speaker 4: You know what I want to worry about.

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Speaker 3: Someday, some point, you're going to see a painting with

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Speaker 3: a Wiener up here.

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Speaker 2: At some moment, it's gonna just click over to a

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Speaker 4: But that might happen once we've moved on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into it right, he doesn't come, what's

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Speaker 4: It's Okay, we're not.

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Speaker 2: The crazy people in this moment. Okay, here we go, Well,

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Speaker 2: here we go. Are you guys ready for this story?

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Speaker 2: Woman accidentally brings wild bobcat into her house a cougar,

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Speaker 2: if you will, that's what a wild bobcat is.

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Speaker 1: You guys have bob catcher? Do you have? What do

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Speaker 1: you have? You know what a bobcat is? You called?

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Speaker 1: Do you call? That's right?

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Speaker 4: Bobcats are different?

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Speaker 4: So do you guys have bobcats?

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Speaker 1: Give it up for bobcats. Nobody's talking about them.

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Speaker 2: The staff here at three oh, did not believe you

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Speaker 2: guys had bobcats.

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Speaker 4: Nope, I thought that was an American animal.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 2: If you found somebody's pet outside that was potentially in danger,

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Speaker 4: So when a woman, oh.

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Speaker 2: This is by the way, this is on the SIBLY

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Speaker 2: Animal Channel.

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Speaker 1: Is that what that would be?

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Speaker 2: SBL Animal Channel? Of course, Santa Barbara loves Youth Animal Channel.

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Speaker 4: I don't know who.

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Speaker 1: Isn't reading that every day. It's very good.

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Speaker 2: And this was written by Emma small Cross. She might

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Speaker 2: be small, but she's the best in the biz.

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Speaker 1: Here we is the best in the biz. She is

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Speaker 1: the If she heard that, oh my god, Emma wouldn't

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Speaker 2: So when a woman in Richmond, Virginia found a cat

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Speaker 2: trapped between her fence, she thought she was doing the

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Speaker 2: right thing by bringing it into her.

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Speaker 4: Only things work quite asn't they seem.

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Speaker 2: The well meaning woman posted some hilarious photos on the

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Speaker 2: Craigslist sent the Internet into meltdown. There is the first

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Speaker 2: photo is of a house. It is a woman's bedroom. Yep,

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Speaker 2: she definitely has a bit of money because it's a

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Speaker 2: A fucking bobcat that's like this, big with red eyes,

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Speaker 1: Naturally, she decided to rescue him.

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Speaker 2: But once freed from the fence, she just got to

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Speaker 2: he wasn't astray. She just thought somebody was feeding him.

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Speaker 2: I don't know growth hormones. But she was still worried

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Speaker 2: so it was best to take it out of harm's way.

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Speaker 2: has little stripes, and spits on its She's just writing

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Speaker 2: this on the internet. By the way, this is like

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Speaker 2: a live she's live posting photos and this this this text,

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Speaker 2: big white round spots on the back of its ears.

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Speaker 2: The only thing that looks wrong with him is he

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Speaker 1: This but once.

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Speaker 2: Inside, the cat started behaving in.

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Speaker 4: A very unusual way.

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Speaker 1: Sure it could happen.

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Speaker 2: The cat seemed intent upon trashing the woman's house, but

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Speaker 2: She said, quote he is very vocal, parentheses and mean.

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Speaker 2: I think he is a Tabby and Bengals mix, maybe

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Speaker 2: some main coon because it's so big and chubby.

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Speaker 1: Maybe in there.

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Speaker 2: I took most of these pics last night, so the

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Speaker 2: mating the lighting makes him look brown, but he's actually

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Speaker 2: more great.

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Speaker 1: He was very hungry.

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Speaker 3: My god, there's a photo of this cat standing on

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Speaker 3: its back makes reaching to the top of a dresser.

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Speaker 4: It's like my lower foot tall cat.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 2: Uh So then she posted some hilarious pictures showing they

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Speaker 2: and just generally causing chaos. The woman's appeal seemed to

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Speaker 2: become more desperate, as she wrote, please, if you are.

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Speaker 6: His owner, contact me asad.

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Speaker 2: I cannot keep him here because as.

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Speaker 1: Cute as he is, he is crazy.

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Speaker 2: It has gotten into everything in the house and one

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Speaker 2: night and is extremely aggressive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know she was just trying to pet that

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Speaker 1: Yes, she totally was. She added she would try to

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Speaker 2: If the owner didn't come forward, as she had quote

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Speaker 2: almost lost my fingers this morning.

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Speaker 1: Try to bet I could see it.

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Speaker 2: And hissing all morning. He is just a big grouch,

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Speaker 2: the woman.

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Speaker 1: Tough.

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Speaker 2: Immediately after posting her ad on Craigslist, the woman's inbox

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Speaker 2: was flooded with peeptillier that the house cat she'd take.

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Speaker 4: It it was actually a wild bobcat.

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Speaker 1: They're delicious.

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Speaker 3: I've only been to Vancouver once. I lived here for

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Speaker 4: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well that doesn't really look as good as I remember.

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Speaker 4: Look at these sandals they.

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Speaker 1: You guys, you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, all right, nobody's seen absolutely last.

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Speaker 1: Time I was up here, Vancouver is so fun.

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Speaker 3: But people, but Canadians hate Vancouver. The way that people

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Speaker 3: Let's say fifteen Canadians, four Americans, and we are enhanced,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, Brock.

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Speaker 3: And Michelle and everybody else say, seating, it's all fair

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no really?

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure.

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Speaker 3: I kill everything I eat.

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Speaker 1: And that's what you mean, my hate crime? Sand down?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Just I was like, oh, okay, this is how

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Speaker 1: Peak to peak.

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Speaker 2: Was he a tourist or was he he was a tourist.

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Speaker 2: He was Canadian, he was, but he was not happy

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Speaker 3: He you guys are saying, I wish the Obamas could

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Speaker 1: So I learned a lesson. I'm racist, is what I learned.

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Speaker 1: I looked at a white guy and was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna kill me? You're all right? Yeah, that would

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Speaker 1: be awesome. Okay, dokie, I got one for you, Curdi b.

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Speaker 3: It's just sentenced by Karra Bobero on Instagram The bit

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Speaker 3: News podcast Kara Babera.

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Speaker 1: How did she get that?

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Speaker 4: Cara Bobera.

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Speaker 2: That's hard to get. That's hard to get. That's not

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Speaker 2: her name, but it's not.

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Speaker 1: It's there's no way, it's just Kara Babera.

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Speaker 3: This was written by Alexandra Diebler, who is the for

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Speaker 3: Fox News, which sucks, but but that's okay. Alexandra has

449
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Speaker 3: to pay her rent somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's nice.

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Speaker 3: Uh a falling meatball.

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Speaker 2: Whoa good start, Teddy, I mean, I like immediately have

453
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Speaker 2: questions is it has it just lost its honor?

454
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Speaker 4: Or has it fallen?

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Speaker 3: Falling meatball from a sandwich getting closer closer causes a

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Speaker 3: college student to fail her final exam. How a junior

457
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Speaker 3: at the University of Georgia Go Dogs, sick of dogs,

458
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Speaker 3: has been given a second chance after a meatball blunder

459
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Speaker 3: callsed her to.

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Speaker 1: Fail a tests.

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Speaker 4: Meatball blunder.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: That's not alliteration, but it's there should be a word

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Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, we're like the second part of the

465
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Speaker 2: word has the you know, is there a word for that?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Because alliteration?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 3: Now, well, yeah, a meatball blunder calls her to fail

470
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Speaker 3: a test. Sam Lee was taking an online exam for economily.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she's a nice young woman. I grieve.

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Speaker 3: I was taking an online exam for economics class while

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Speaker 3: eating a meatball sandwich.

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Speaker 1: You guys went to college, you know how it works?

475
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Speaker 3: Also, the last two years, like virtual learning, like the

476
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Speaker 3: things the number of teachers and professors are like, you guys,

477
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Speaker 3: you don't understand the things I've seen naked parents, cat

478
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 3: butt holes, dog button holes, It's just NonStop, like what

479
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Speaker 3: is happening?

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Speaker 4: Parents' smoking weed?

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Speaker 1: Parents love smoking weed. They do. I always thought you

482
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Speaker 1: turned twenty five, you have kids, you stop smoking wheed.

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Speaker 4: I was wrong.

484
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 1: Smoking weed.

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Speaker 4: I have stopped smoking weed.

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Speaker 1: Is that true?

487
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, I would love to smoke weed. Are you joking me?

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Speaker 2: I would love to smoke We can't to me, don't

490
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Speaker 2: enjoy it?

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Speaker 1: News to me?

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 1: It's a real bummer. I used to smoke so much weed.

494
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Speaker 1: Is it illegal here? Can you go their dispensaries? Yeah,

495
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Speaker 1: that's cool. It is in La too. It's very strange.

496
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Speaker 3: You have mad men here, medmen. We're all so lost

497
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Speaker 3: at this point. I'm just gonna keep pushing her. I'm

498
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Speaker 3: glad we're back on there. Not ding dung boy. Okay,

499
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Speaker 3: here we go. Samley was taking an all an exam

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Speaker 3: for economics class while eating a meatball sandwich. As Lee

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Speaker 3: moved through the test, a meatball fell out of the

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Speaker 3: stup rowl and landed on her keyboard, effect effectively exiting

503
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Speaker 3: and ending her exam before she finished quote. It hit

504
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Speaker 3: some sort of escape button and closed entire browsers, said

505
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Speaker 3: BuzzFeed News. As Panic said in Here's when it gets

506
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 3: truly bananas. As panic set in, Lee started crafting an

507
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Speaker 3: email that reportedly took her six hours to write what

508
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Speaker 3: she had to explain the messy situation, she said. In

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Speaker 3: the email, Lee posted a screenshot on Twitter. Who isn't

510
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 3: using Twitter under twenty five these days?

511
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Speaker 1: Everyone? We don't have a TikTok.

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Speaker 3: We are so sorry, She says, a meatball has tragically

513
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Speaker 3: fallen onto my keyboard as I was taking the exam.

514
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Speaker 3: This meatball caused a malfunction on my laptop and calls

515
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Speaker 3: the test to submit it itself. According to the photo

516
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Speaker 3: the test adults, she received a thirty nine point seventeen

517
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Speaker 3: percent on the exam, though Lee concedes a falling meatball

518
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Speaker 3: is no excuse for that's cool, She's just.

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Speaker 1: Take it in.

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Speaker 3: A falling meatball is no excuse for a failing grade

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Speaker 3: on this exam a professor, she asked her professor if

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Speaker 3: she could retake it. Surprisingly enough, not surprisingly and all,

523
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Speaker 3: the professor responded agreed to extend her test deadline to

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Speaker 3: midnight for her to retake the exam. Quote, I would

525
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Speaker 3: recommend you take the test either before or after dinner.

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Speaker 3: Smiley face emoji. Arrest that man that is creepy.

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Speaker 1: And she tested it and passed Samily's past.

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Speaker 4: Sam hit it. Charlie Fromage hit it.

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Speaker 1: This feels like a huge Charlie Fromage This is a joy.

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Speaker 3: It costs two hundred and thirty seven dollars. You could

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Speaker 3: put one in your living room.

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Speaker 2: Ah esh, when he goes down as the funniest part

533
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Speaker 2: that he just dies, Yeah, he leaves his body and deflating,

534
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Speaker 2: really funny.

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Speaker 7: True.

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Speaker 1: So okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right.

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Speaker 3: About Oh God, how old am I? Eight years ago?

538
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 3: I was dating a nice young woman. She knew about

539
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Speaker 3: the relationship.

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Speaker 2: Great, best case scenario, best case scenario.

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Speaker 1: She grew up in San Diego.

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Speaker 3: For those who have been in southern California, there's an

543
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Speaker 3: area called Delmar where there's a lot. It's horse country.

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Speaker 3: They have horse track, they have horse jumping, they have

545
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Speaker 3: horse shit. She jumped horses, so she goes.

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Speaker 2: She didn't jump horses like running up to them, jumping

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Speaker 2: over them. Nope, she was on the horse and made

548
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Speaker 2: the horse jump over others. Can you imagine I do

549
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Speaker 2: horse jumping? What is Kurt do horse jumping?

550
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Speaker 1: Yes? I jump over horses. They don't person jumping. I

551
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Speaker 1: do personal horse jumping.

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Speaker 2: Nobody, you guys are not interested in this, not at all.

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Speaker 2: I think this is very funny, honestly.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He does it from a He doesn't even run up,

556
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Speaker 1: he stands still. He dives over. The owner goes, please

557
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: leave the stable myself. I hurt myself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh so I go down and she, she says,

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Speaker 3: do you want to go to a polo match? I've

560
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Speaker 3: never seen a polo match the same time I've ever seen

561
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Speaker 3: polo in my life is on commercials for cologne and

562
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Speaker 3: in Pretty.

563
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Speaker 4: Woman and a T shirt or a T shirt.

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Speaker 3: That I wouldn't have worn because I would have gotten

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Speaker 3: beaten up by Baltimore.

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Speaker 1: They're like, not for you. Yeah, and that's fine. So

567
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Speaker 1: I go.

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Speaker 3: And when you go, you have to get dressed up.

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Speaker 3: And it's as bougie as you think it's.

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Speaker 1: Going to be. It is very interesting, and so we go.

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Speaker 3: We open bar. I don't even know how much. Tickets

572
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 3: are way too much. And then it's polo. It's polo people.

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Speaker 3: You can imagine them. It's a problem. And so they

574
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Speaker 3: play these matches.

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Speaker 1: And one thing I didn't know is like it's really hard.

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Speaker 3: It's harder on the horses than you think, where they

577
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Speaker 3: switch horses constantly.

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Speaker 1: And then the fun thing to do in between.

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Speaker 3: Is you go out and you place the divots where

580
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Speaker 3: the horse hoofs were, so there's just holes.

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Speaker 1: In the dirt.

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Speaker 3: And then to white people dressed to the nines just

583
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Speaker 3: go out and just tap their little foot on mud

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Speaker 3: and go yay, And then more horses.

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Speaker 4: That's like halftime or something.

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00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: It's the tradition.

587
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: It's like, and everybody goes out with their dumb hats

588
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 3: and their martinis and they're like, let's participate. But the

589
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 3: whole time the announcers are like, they're going.

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Speaker 8: Okay, let's check in with our audience, who are alumni

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Speaker 8: who hears from Harvard and there's a polite, nerdy yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean for me, I'm a state school kid and

593
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 3: like just barely got through.

594
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: And then fifteen minutes later, okay.

595
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 2: Let's hear it from Yale and it's like, yeah, Snap, snapsnap,

596
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 2: who went to Stanford Little Louder California school.

597
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 3: And I'm just like dying inside and I'm getting drunk.

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00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: And then they go through three or former IVY leagues

599
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 3: and there's another match going and then this guy walks

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Speaker 3: over and grabs the mic from his hand.

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Speaker 9: He goes, let's get real, who went to send you

602
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 9: a go State fucking University? And everybody goes, whoa, And

603
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 9: then people stood up and it became Marti Grass and

604
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 9: it's just like everybody's drinking and they please escorted.

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00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: That guy out. So really, Oh my god, Oh.

606
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Speaker 9: I love that guy who went to San Diego State

607
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 9: fucking Universe.

608
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: And I'm like, whoever that is, maybe owns a good year,

609
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: maybe he teaches there. Whatever it was, he changed the

610
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: whole tenor for the day. Everybody's like shaking hands and

611
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 3: dancing and be like, what's going on now, Polo? I

612
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 3: encourage everybody here. If you ever see a live microphone.

613
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: Also, any any supermarket there is a microphone. You can

614
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: easily walk up.

615
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 3: To, turn it on and start talking. Kurt and I

616
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 3: did a show called Money from Strangers. You can do

617
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 3: it at any grocery store at any moment tomorrow. If

618
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 3: you have something to say, keep it clean, say something weird,

619
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: say something very strange.

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Speaker 1: They don't guard it. It's everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love that so much. Oh my god.

622
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta drink faster than you. Thank you. Yeah,

623
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Speaker 1: I gotta go.

624
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 4: Thank you.

625
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 3: So, last time I was in Vancouver six years ago,

626
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Speaker 3: I went to a BC Bears game.

627
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Speaker 1: That's right, right, Lions the football team, right CFL.

628
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 3: They're playing the Calgary Stampeters.

629
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Speaker 2: Okay, Stampeters. That is a terrible name.

630
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: The BC Lions one not a good name.

631
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Speaker 2: Well, I love I love any pride in sports, but

632
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Speaker 2: Stampeters is like, well, there's.

633
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Speaker 3: A thing Calgary called the Stampede that's like a yearly

634
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Speaker 3: rodeo where everybody gets drunk and punches each other. Right,

635
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 3: they're all oil money people. They're really gross. We prefer

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Speaker 3: British Columbia.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but so I I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go

638
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 5: back to what we can answer question.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is there mascot? A man named Peter who

640
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: loves stamps? And that's what I want. I want to

641
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: see a man who's like, oh, a philadelist, just placing

642
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Speaker 2: stamps in a book, and everyone's like, Stampedees.

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Speaker 1: This is all we got. Yeah it's cold up peer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm sitting there and I wanted to see because,

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Speaker 3: like I said, I grew up in Maryland. My team

646
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 3: is the Ravens. The fans there are real bad. They

647
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 3: wear what they call snow camo, but it's purple camouflage.

648
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 3: Were blended in Ravens games. Only everyone else they like,

649
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 3: I can shoot him right now.

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Speaker 2: And the funniest thing about that is that it's the

651
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: Ravens because Sir Edgar Allan Poe went.

652
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 4: To Baltimore to die. He didn't.

653
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Speaker 2: He lived there for like six months in the throes

654
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: of consumption from drinking alcohol, and he just and there's

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Speaker 2: a and there's a big statue of him downtown Shore

656
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 2: of him getting up from a chair and about to

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Speaker 2: fall over. And that is what that was his entire

658
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: relationship is. There's literally a it's called the ed Grollan

659
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: Poe House. And people are like, oh, he must have

660
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 2: been from Baltimore. No, he just went there right before

661
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: he died and just happened to die there.

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Speaker 1: He drank himself to.

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Speaker 4: Death, and the like the Ravens.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so when you go, there's three mascots there, Ravens there,

665
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Speaker 3: ed Growldin Poe there.

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Speaker 1: It's just heartbreaking experience.

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00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 3: Anyways, BC Lions are smashing the Stampeders, okay, and I

668
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 3: wanted to go because I was just like rowdy football

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Speaker 3: people that are like I will punch you if you

670
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 3: say anything. And I'm sitting there, and then the most

671
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 3: Canadian thing I've ever heard in my entire life. There

672
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 3: was an older couple behind me, nice married boomer couple,

673
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 3: and their team played like shit. Their quarterback was awful,

674
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 3: and it's like quiet, and this one behind me goes Larry, Larry, Larry,

675
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 3: and he goes huh, and she goes, can I boo

676
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 3: the quarterback?

677
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, you can boo the quarterback. She goes, hey,

678
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: quarterback boo. I was like, I wish you were my parents.

679
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: You could adopt me right now? Can I pull him? Yeah?

680
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: Go ahead out the country.

681
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: Let's take a little break, Scott, Hey, this will be

682
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: a break.

683
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: Really okay, not really really, guys, ready and we'll be

684
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: right back with more run ads, run ads. You get it,

685
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: you get it.

686
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 4: Probably just our song.

687
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: You skip thirty seconds.

688
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 7: We know how part goes, and we are bad.

689
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 2: We are live in Vancouver, live in Vancouver, having fun.

690
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 2: We got a lot of things to do right up top, don't.

691
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: Holy smokes, yes we do.

692
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 2: I got shout outs, you got anything?

693
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: We want to do? This at the end. Oh yeah, yeah,

694
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: let's hit some shout outs.

695
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 3: Okay do I Lee wants to shout out Sam Lee

696
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 3: and Sam are you here?

697
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: You are? Okay? Coolest whoever that is, like, I'm here,

698
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: don't talk to me.

699
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 3: Uh this Sam, this is part of a well deserved staycation.

700
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 1: It's been along to your s Thanks for coming out, guys.

701
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 3: We're happy to see your faces. Sarah wants to wish

702
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 3: Eva happy birthday. Eva gets really embarrassed, really easily.

703
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: Are you gonna cry? We won't pick on you. Other

704
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: there's something coming, okay, other together? Okay, great?

705
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm scared.

706
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 3: Okay, donkey well oh yeah, confessions fun.

707
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got to do Bonana's confessions too.

708
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 2: Can Is there anyone who can run out and grab

709
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 2: the and you're in the back, go.

710
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 3: Get that box of confishings for us, please. And they

711
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 3: all got bananas tattoos this week. Show your tattoos to

712
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 3: the audience.

713
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 2: You guys got bananas tattoos different places.

714
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 4: Wait, is it on your ankle?

715
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: It's your first tattoo, so it's risking ankle hand side.

716
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's crazy, that's amazing.

717
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 3: Oh it looks just like us too. That's cool and

718
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 3: happy Yeah next time? Oh my god, oh I see.

719
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much, thank you, come on up.

720
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 4: What's your name?

721
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: Thank you? Cat? Give it up for Cat every great

722
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: T shirt.

723
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: Oh we also have to do longest bananas.

724
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: Yes, we need to do longest banana.

725
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 3: Also in the last lot of these, Happy belated birthday

726
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 3: to Amber from Sunny Anne.

727
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: Amber, you hear you said? There are you?

728
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,439
Speaker 3: Happy birthday? Amber is here tonight. That's what's han said,

729
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 3: Sonny and seems very nice. She messaged several times to

730
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 3: make sure I didn't fuck that up.

731
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, run for life? Okay?

732
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 3: Who came from the furthest away right? Who came tonight

733
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 3: from the farthest.

734
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: And you have to give it to us in times

735
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 2: of driving because I don't know if.

736
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 4: We're suit We don't know where anything is at all.

737
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 2: Rebelstone, you can realize how crazy this or for Vancouver

738
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 2: thirteen hour, thirteen hours, Edmonton dead?

739
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: Who can beat Edmonton? Can anybody be?

740
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 4: Anybody beat Edmonton? What's your name?

741
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: Stephanie?

742
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 2: Okay, we got some stuff for you and what and

743
00:36:52,640 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 2: Krista Stephanie and Krista from Edmont are the longest bananas?

744
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 4: We're gonna come on up, come on up, We'll take them.

745
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: Please enjoy, Thank you so much, thank you.

746
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 10: Oh wait here, another one, another one. Don't have to

747
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 10: show boobs what he's doing. You've heard our podcast. We

748
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 10: are like the prudest podcast ever. We wear condoms when

749
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 10: we record the podcast over.

750
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 2: The microphones on our ties, on all fingers.

751
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 3: We're the only guys who've ever used dental dams.

752
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: Every time it, Kurt still has to check how I

753
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: eat food, do the math? I don't be weird, do

754
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: the math, don't be weird.

755
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 3: Oh confessions, Oh, holy smokes, we love these.

756
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so these are all for people at home.

757
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 2: These are confessions. We put a box out, uh, and

758
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 2: we've asked people, well, this.

759
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: Is good, this one I've always thought about. And we

760
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,959
Speaker 1: absolve everybody. Yes I work at a bank, and yes

761
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: we do look.

762
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 3: At your transactions, and yes we do laugh and judge you.

763
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 2: Dude, you're absolved, but I, oh, crap, good to know,

764
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 2: all right, Sometimes I worry my boyfriend's butt is nice

765
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: and rounder than mine.

766
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: This actually is ps. He's here to know. This is excellent.

767
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: We absolve you.

768
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 3: I once had sex in a screening of Shrek four.

769
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 4: Really, is there a Shrek four?

770
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I'm only up to two endless Shreks. You're absolved. Also,

771
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: good for you, that's hilarious.

772
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 2: And once I oh my god, Oh one time I

773
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 2: sharded while wearing a pink onesie with feeties.

774
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 4: I was twenty two.

775
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 1: That doesn't end well, that doesn't go well.

776
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 4: Where do you get a twenty two?

777
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: A sigh? All right?

778
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 4: An adult size with feeties?

779
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 3: I love, But you know they had a rough night

780
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 3: because they're like tomorrow, I'm waking up. I'm putting on

781
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 3: my my ones with footies.

782
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: And chili all day long. Oh bye, we know who

783
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: did it? You're absolved. I'm this is fascinating. Good.

784
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 4: I cry when I.

785
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 3: Come interesting, and that's sort of males.

786
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 4: It's honestly, I cannot tell if it's male or frame.

787
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: It's okay, cry whenever you want to cry.

788
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,240
Speaker 2: It's you know what, crying is an expression of an emotion.

789
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: Crying is so funny.

790
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: And if you're coming and you're crying, then you're feeling ship,

791
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: you're living life.

792
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you alved over? You are how you want

793
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: to cry?

794
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 4: But also I wonder if it's like.

795
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 3: One of my greatest sources of joy as an aunt

796
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 3: is from too many kids is getting to crop dust

797
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 3: Dutch oven in hot box and with fart. They're mostly

798
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 3: all old enough to hate it, no regrets. Payback is

799
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 3: stanky as hell.

800
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: You're farting on your kids. I love it. Fart on

801
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: your nieces and nephews. They need to learn it.

802
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 3: Lets them know anything as possible in this world. You're absolved.

803
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 4: These are really really sweet.

804
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: I know some people are. It's Canada. Can I boo them? Lair? Yeah? Boom, okay,

805
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: cornerback boom.

806
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 3: You guys have good gelato here right there? What's the

807
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 3: place called the One great Place? Whoa controversial lines are

808
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 3: being drawn.

809
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: Yes, I recommend this. I visited my grandma on mushrooms.

810
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 2: She didn't know, but we ended up having the best

811
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 2: time together.

812
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: Great, yes, so great. I went years ago, God, so

813
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: long ago.

814
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 3: I went to a party in my It was Mississippi,

815
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 3: which just don't and the dad was like trying to

816
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 3: get me.

817
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: Drunk to see what I would become if I was

818
00:40:59,520 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: a drunk mind.

819
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 2: Wait so wait wait, I'm sorry, start the family hang Mississippi.

820
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 4: Oh I know, Okay, everybody is.

821
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: Like doing tequila shots.

822
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 3: And then I later found out it was to test

823
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 3: me to see like what my dark side look like

824
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 3: and what happens when I get super drunk. Is I

825
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 3: just become more of myself and just more supportive of

826
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 3: people where I like corner people, I'm like, you don't

827
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 3: know how good you are.

828
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm the exact same. I just keep going,

829
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 2: I love you, this is amazing. Yeah, all of this

830
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,479
Speaker 2: is great exactly, we're it doesn't go dark.

831
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: But then the dad was like, let's eat some shrooms

832
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,439
Speaker 1: with what peanut butter?

833
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 2: What?

834
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 3: So an entire family what Yeah, I know in Mississippi.

835
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 3: Oh oh, they're like an island into themselves. And then

836
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 3: we were hanging out with the rest of the family

837
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 3: and we're all just looking at each other like, oh,

838
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 3: this is different, but yeah we have thoughts on everybody.

839
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: Oh this is good.

840
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 4: I ain't give it to me.

841
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 3: Okay, oh wait, this is I have smoked tea. I

842
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 3: have smoked tea ted Ley orange pico. Yeah, pico orange

843
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 3: pia definitely does not make you any cooler, does not

844
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 3: make you high.

845
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 2: No, I've when I was fifteen, I definitely went through

846
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 2: the whole thing of like scraping banana peels, baking banana peels,

847
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: rolling the banana peels, and smoking the banana peels. And

848
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: it was just a headache. And we smoked so many

849
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 2: banana peels and nothing upsetting, nothing, not a guy.

850
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: You don't do it, guys, not with your tongue.

851
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 4: Do you guys remember? No, you guys don't remember that.

852
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 2: But in the nineties, that was like an urban legend

853
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: that you could smoke banana peels and get high.

854
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, but it does a lot of people faked it.

855
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 4: H I pee when I pooh.

856
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 1: That's everybody, yo. Yeah, that's how it starts. It's like

857
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: zipping down your pants.

858
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 2: Isn't it cool to just find out the thing you

859
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 2: thought was weird everybody does.

860
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh. Isn't that cool? You're absolved. We get a lot of.

861
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 4: Cry come person, not the same connection.

862
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: That's a you thing. I when I pooh, that's an

863
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: US thing. Embrace yourself. Honestly, if you cry when you pooh,

864
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: weirder stranger.

865
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 3: I had to deal with my roommates seven DVD porn

866
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 3: collection when he moved out.

867
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: Yuck, lol, I'm laughing out loud up here. You're roup's off.

868
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 3: I lived with the guy I mentioned on the podcast

869
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 3: before Kurt met him. I call him Zane, not his

870
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 3: real name, because I'm actually afraid to say his real name.

871
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: Like it was, it was insanity. He would walk in

872
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: the room.

873
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 3: I would be watching TV, eating dinner in Brooklyn, and

874
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 3: he would come around the corner and like look around

875
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 3: at me, looking like at me, and you go yes,

876
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 3: and then he would start doing a Robin Williams impression,

877
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: Oh no, and I wouldn't laugh. I would stare at

878
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: him like you guys are staring at me right now,

879
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 3: and you'd be like, yes, these curtains and he would

880
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 3: go around and then I wouldn't laugh.

881
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: And then he would you know, him talking about I know,

882
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 1: and he.

883
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 3: Would stop doing it when I wasn't laughing after four

884
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 3: good minutes of a really bad impression. Or he would

885
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 3: stew Stewie from your Family guy and then you'd point

886
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 3: at me, go, I'm gonna.

887
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: Make you laugh one day.

888
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 3: He would point straight out, Yeah, I'm gonna make you

889
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 3: laugh one day.

890
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: You laugh so easy, the easiest guy, the most crazy,

891
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 2: creepy figure too.

892
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,280
Speaker 1: And so I was like, okay, cool, absolutely.

893
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 3: I'll laugh one day. Thank you so much. Sir, and

894
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 3: so he I'll tell this on the podcast at some point.

895
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 3: It's a long story, but basically his parents came and

896
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 3: took him back to where he was from.

897
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say where. I mean, this guy

898
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: was good.

899
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 3: And so I had to empty his room and I

900
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 3: had to pack up my roommate's stuff and move it.

901
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 3: I'm sure some people have had to do this different

902
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:53,919
Speaker 3: situations in life.

903
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: And when I opened his closet door, he had a

904
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: little alter with like you know, like crystals and Stuff

905
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: magazine on it.

906
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys do Crystals magazine, No

907
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 2: Crystal the magazine for crystals.

908
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 3: Crystals like you know, rocks that make your life better,

909
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 3: and that also leave them on the ground.

910
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: If they're crying, everybody, I already step on that.

911
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 3: Why are you taking that tiger's eye out of the ground.

912
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 3: I want to step on that. And then Stuff magazine,

913
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 3: which is like maxim or fahm, Yeah, I.

914
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: Might be speaking to a void here, yeah, playboy.

915
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 3: And then he had a large dildo right in the

916
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 3: middle of his altar and his altar in his closet

917
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 3: he had an altar with crystals like dork magazines and

918
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 3: a dildo on it, and I had to put it

919
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 3: in a box and mail it to.

920
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: Here is here's what art school was up to.

921
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: My neighbor Inmore, My neighbor in Baltimore had an entire

922
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 2: and in Baltimore they have rowhouses that are right up

923
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 2: next to each other. They're all like that boom boom

924
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 2: boom boom, and they all are made out of this

925
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 2: thing called formstone or foamstone. It's like it's like it's

926
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 2: like a really weird like concrete thing. And this the

927
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 2: front yard of my neighbor's house was all white rocks

928
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 2: and then about four hundred dice.

929
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 4: Dice is a plural.

930
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: Right die singular dice multiple dieu, so four hundred like

931
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 2: multi sided die.

932
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 4: It just thrown in to like all of these white rocks.

933
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 2: So it just looked fucking crazy, just look like this

934
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,959
Speaker 2: weird rainbow. And we would just steal like one die

935
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 2: every day until we had like just a whole like

936
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 2: box full of these die dice. It's just tough to

937
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 2: tell you, yes, I should stop.

938
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: No, never stopped. But that was it. That's the whole story.

939
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 4: It doesn't have a real pop at the positive one.

940
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 3: And I need everybody to go wild is the second

941
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 3: I stopped talking, and we're gonna need a Charlie fromage here.

942
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: Sorry, this isn't funny.

943
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 3: I found your podcast two weeks before my partner passed away.

944
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 3: You two have been the most amazing part of my

945
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 3: grief journey. Thank you for all your laughs.

946
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: Get her over, gim or her round of applause, Charlie Ramage.

947
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 4: Sending you a lot of love.

948
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 1: Sending you so much love. Man, you're not only absolved,

949
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: but thank you. Let's get in. We're a joyful podcast

950
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: because that's the best.

951
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 2: Right when he goes over the edge, he'll come back.

952
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 4: Don't worry.

953
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: It's like no carbs.

954
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, lean cuisines for me.

955
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: Are you ready for it? Scotty, yes, Queen here it

956
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: is okay.

957
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 2: This is uh Spanish driver who ate hash cakes claims

958
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 2: diplomatic community from non existent state.

959
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: Okay.

960
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: Sometimes you gotta hear him twice? What was this from

961
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 2: the Guardian? You know it's real.

962
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 4: They're good sentence by Emma Henderson. Thank you, Emma, Thank.

963
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: You, Emma? You hear no? What are you? Emma? Oh

964
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: you saw my mic move? She is great? But who

965
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: wrote it?

966
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 7: Uh?

967
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 2: Guardian is, oh, Sam Jones, He's pointing to where the

968
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 2: byeline is for me, Sam Jones.

969
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 1: Who is that? That's how we do again?

970
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 2: It's Spanish driver who ate hash cakes claims diplomatic immunity

971
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: from non existent state.

972
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 4: A Spanish man who had eaten.

973
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 2: Hashtags before he was pulled over by police for driving

974
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 2: erradically has been fined two thousand pounds. I bet he

975
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: was after failing to convince officers he had immunity because

976
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 2: he was a diplomatic for a quote, individual and.

977
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 4: Mobile republic makes you think.

978
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 2: Earlier this month, Guardia civil officers in the northern Spanish region.

979
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: Of La Rioja or years old to pull over.

980
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 2: After noticing that his Volkswagen Golf was zigzagging road and

981
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 2: that he was on his mobile. Once the vehicle had

982
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 2: been intercepted by so the officers asked the driver for

983
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 2: his identity documents, to which he responded by showing a

984
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: driver's license and ID card from the republica iranti menda Lorenda,

985
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 2: which is the wandering Republic of yours.

986
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: Truly, I mean sick. It's a good.

987
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 2: Although the republic bills itself online as an individual and

988
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 2: mobile sovereignty recognized by other states capable of acting with

989
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 2: complete independence in strict compliance with international law. The officers

990
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: were not impressed by his documents or his claims of

991
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 2: diplomatic community.

992
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: Neither.

993
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 2: The driver ignored repeated request to show credible identification.

994
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 4: He only showed this made up card. This is so great.

995
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: Oh did you see this?

996
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 4: I had the mimi, MI me.

997
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:07,720
Speaker 2: But how about now it has my name and my photo?

998
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: And what are they gonna do?

999
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 4: What are they gonna do? They're gonna put him in jail?

1000
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 1: Okay, not good? You don't what the call lawyer? He quote?

1001
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: He claimed, this is from the cops.

1002
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 2: He claimed to have immunity on the grounds that he

1003
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 2: was a member of the sovereign diplomatic service of the

1004
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 2: aforementioned republic. If the republic is just him, he's he's

1005
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 2: all of it. He's also the president and the cops

1006
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 2: and the diplomat, He's everything. After being subjected to a

1007
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 2: drug test, the man tested positive for THHC. It was

1008
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 2: due to the and he told the officers it was

1009
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 2: due to the marijuana maddelens he had eaten.

1010
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: Very pristian. Yeah.

1011
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: Further check out revealed that the cars ITV the Spanish

1012
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 2: equivalent of mot None of this makes any sense to me.

1013
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 2: Had expired, The driver had nine points docked from his

1014
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 2: license whatever system this is, and was fined six hundred

1015
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 2: one pounds blah one point.

1016
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: Here's the craziest part.

1017
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 2: It is not the first time people have used mendo

1018
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 2: larrenda IDs to try to enjoy legal problems, and October

1019
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 2: twenty twenty, a man wanted for traffic offenses was arrested

1020
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 2: after showing officers in the north west Galencia region a

1021
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 2: mendolrenda driving license before attempting to flee. A few months later,

1022
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 2: another man in the same region produced a mendelrenda.

1023
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 4: Is the best way to say yours truly.

1024
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: Yes when stopped during a routine COVID check. He was

1025
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 2: taking a police station, where emerged that he was wanted

1026
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 2: by the authorities.

1027
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: Okay b.

1028
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 2: According to its website, the Wandering Republic of Yours Truly

1029
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 2: is a micronation officially proclaimed in nineteen ninety nine that

1030
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 2: drives an individual person as an independent republic in themselves

1031
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: and recognizes their national territory as the space they own.

1032
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 2: It's a real moment, It's real. I mean, there's a

1033
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 2: website that means it's real. I think, whoa. Well, good

1034
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 2: for that guy.

1035
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 3: You got to stand up for yourself at some point.

1036
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1037
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 4: Have you ever been in Spain?

1038
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 1: Many times? Oh? Really, I've been.

1039
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 3: To Barcelona, I've been to Bartholona, I've been to.

1040
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love Spain. You kidding? Madrid's wonderful. I love Spain.

1041
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: I've been times. I've always wanted to go. The Ham's overrated?

1042
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: What the hamone is overrated? The Ibirico. I once made

1043
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 1: John Mayor yell hamone over and over in a bar.

1044
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 4: Really, yes, it did in Spain.

1045
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 3: In Nope, in the boom Boom room in the Standard

1046
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 3: Hotel in New York City in the meatpacking district.

1047
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 4: It's called the boom Boom Room.

1048
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 3: That is long night. Sam Ronson was there. We yelled

1049
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 3: hammon at everybody.

1050
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 1: It was.

1051
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 3: I don't want to tell the story. It's actually could

1052
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 3: probably get me arrested.

1053
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 4: So I never went to Spain.

1054
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,959
Speaker 1: I never went to Spain, but I have it's great.

1055
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: Go to Spain.

1056
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, go to Spain. But I'm gonna tell a story

1057
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 4: about France.

1058
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 1: Is that.

1059
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 4: Okay? So I had just started dating. I just started

1060
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 4: dating my now wife my then girl.

1061
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 7: Marriage.

1062
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 2: We had been dating for like, we have been dating

1063
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 2: for like two weeks and fast I dove in fast.

1064
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh.

1065
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 2: The first night I met her, I said, I'm going

1066
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 2: to marry her.

1067
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: I did. That's true. It was true.

1068
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 2: She was going home with another comedian and as she

1069
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 2: got in the car, I'm going to marry her.

1070
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 1: It's really.

1071
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 2: I was gonna yeah, yeah, she was gonna get a

1072
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 2: car with Todd.

1073
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 4: Berry, and I was like, I'm gonna marry that woman.

1074
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: And I did it.

1075
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 2: And it wasn't like a thing that I would just

1076
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 2: say about people, at least I don't think so.

1077
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 4: But I did marry her.

1078
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: That's right. Wait, or are you saying I married him?

1079
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: And everyone? Okay, it's a two way street.

1080
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 2: So we were it was like, I don't know, two

1081
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 2: or three weeks after we started dating, yeah, and I

1082
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 2: was playing in London with Eugene Merman and I just

1083
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 2: emailed her. I was like, Hey, do you want to

1084
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 2: fly out here and we'll go to Paris for a day. Yes,

1085
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 2: And she was like, oh yes, And we're both like

1086
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 2: wildly in debt. I was forty thousand dollars in debt

1087
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 2: at the time, and I was just like whatever, fucking

1088
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 2: A trip on the train to Paris is a drop

1089
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 2: in the bucket for me.

1090
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 3: And if anybody had heard the Bananas after Dark with

1091
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 3: Lauren's probably our best episode ever actually, like Lauren says

1092
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 3: yes and commits it's the buff Orpington episode for those.

1093
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 1: Yeah I listen to.

1094
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,439
Speaker 2: And so she's like very excited. It's like, come out.

1095
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: We don't really know each other very well. So we

1096
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 2: go to Paris and we're like ready for like, you

1097
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: can't have a bad time in Paris, right, it's like

1098
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 2: most romantic city in the world.

1099
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: Ooh.

1100
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 2: We get there, she's smell the loaw. She's very excited

1101
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 2: about just walking and walking and walking the whole time.

1102
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 2: I have no idea about this. I don't know her

1103
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 2: very well. So I rent a Vespa immediately when we

1104
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 2: get there, and it's just like we're not walking at all.

1105
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 2: And I've never really driven a Vesta before, so it's

1106
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 2: very wobbling.

1107
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 3: You know, good balance things, engines in the back, and.

1108
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 4: I rent like a little GPS.

1109
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 2: And also it was right when Airbnb started, so it

1110
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: is the first time I ever airbnb to place, and

1111
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, it's this new website.

1112
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 2: You just stay in people's homes. And I was like,

1113
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 2: this is crazy, and I was like, I know, we

1114
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 2: just stay in this person's home. Yeah, And so we

1115
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 2: go there, we start going and we have the fucking

1116
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 2: worst day ever the other way so crazy. We literally,

1117
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 2: like the moment we start riding on the vestpit starts

1118
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 2: raining that immediately.

1119
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 4: Like we get stuck in like a loop, like literally one.

1120
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: Of those roundabout.

1121
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 4: We can't get out of it.

1122
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 2: And I just keep going, like driving, going Big Ben Parliament,

1123
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 2: and she doesn't know what I'm saying, and she's like,

1124
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 2: why do you keep saying that. I was like, it's

1125
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 2: from a movie. Okay, don't worry about it. That's a

1126
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 2: problem not connecting in any way, shape or form. All

1127
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 2: we were trying to do is go to this one restaurant. Okay,

1128
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 2: that's sounds romantic in Paris, break or whatever they do

1129
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 2: trying to go to this one restaurant. We go there

1130
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: and they won't take a reservation off a foreign number,

1131
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,320
Speaker 2: so we have to go in person to make a reservation.

1132
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,280
Speaker 1: Classic France.

1133
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 4: Classic.

1134
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 2: We go there and there's a person there is working,

1135
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 2: and we're like, hey, can we make a reservation They're like,

1136
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 2: you have to come back when the reservation people.

1137
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: Work, and I was like, okay.

1138
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 2: So the reservation people are like, we'll ride around in

1139
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 2: the rain for another two hours and then come back.

1140
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, we ride around on the rain for another

1141
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 2: two hours. We come back and the same person I

1142
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 2: talked to. I was like, can we make a reservation

1143
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 2: with the reservation people. She's like, I can take your reservation.

1144
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 2: And I was like, you're the person I talked to

1145
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,439
Speaker 2: two fucking hours.

1146
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: That's good.

1147
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 2: She's like, well, now I'm working on the reserme.

1148
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,280
Speaker 1: I'm a little more French now.

1149
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 2: So she's like the only thing we have is ten

1150
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,240
Speaker 2: thirty at night, and I was like, we'll take it whatever.

1151
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 2: It's gonna be French, it's gonna be amazing perfect.

1152
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 4: Ten pm after riding.

1153
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 2: The roll, right before bed, we're like, we go back

1154
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 2: to the apartment and we get an email from the

1155
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 2: woman who is whose apartment it is?

1156
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 4: It's our airbnb'd from always a Good Sun.

1157
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 2: She just gets sends us to email and says, I

1158
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 2: will be staying with you tonight.

1159
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 1: Do not worry.

1160
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 2: I am very small and we'll sleep by the fireplace

1161
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 2: hot and we're like.

1162
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 4: What is happening hot?

1163
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: And we're like, is this how airbnb works? Sensual?

1164
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,479
Speaker 2: Like we had never rent, we'd never done airbnb before.

1165
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, they're allowed to just come back

1166
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 2: while we're there. And also like we looked at the

1167
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 2: fireplace and like is very small, Like is she just

1168
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 2: gonna lay down on this little piece of rock a

1169
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 2: long like a little log?

1170
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a cute little log.

1171
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is the worst trip in

1172
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 2: my entire life. Then we go, We're like, this is

1173
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 2: gonna be fine, that we're gonna have like a beautiful dinner.

1174
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: Were you still feeling you were attracted to her?

1175
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 7: You were?

1176
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 2: Were you still trying to save it as every step

1177
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 2: was going Both of us never admitted it was bad.

1178
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: That's how you get married, guys. Yeah, that's a secret.

1179
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 2: We were both just trying to be like it's gonna

1180
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 2: be okay.

1181
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 4: We were there for twenty four hours. We're just trying

1182
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 4: to save it.

1183
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 2: We're just like, oh, it's okay, it's gonna be okay.

1184
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 2: So then we go to this fucking restaurant. There's no

1185
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 2: prices on the menu. It's in a house, and I'm

1186
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,919
Speaker 2: sitting on a bed, so Matt and Lauren is on

1187
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 2: like an ottoman and the table is here, and so

1188
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: we are eating like this, Oh like I'm here, No, no,

1189
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:42,959
Speaker 2: this is sitting.

1190
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 4: Here's the table, but I'm on.

1191
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 2: The bed like this, just like, oh, this is a fun.

1192
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 4: Way to eat.

1193
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 1: Were in love.

1194
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 4: This is wonderful.

1195
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: I love being eight feet taller than you. This is fun.

1196
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: I love wine France.

1197
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 2: And they are literally the servers are coming by and

1198
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 2: like rowing plates and it's just like they're aggressive and

1199
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 2: angry the whole time.

1200
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 6: At ten thirty pm, and I ordered beef and it

1201
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 6: comes out and it's white, and I just keep going

1202
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 6: like this can't beef right, And I just keep going.

1203
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 2: And I'm I'm so fucking polite. I'm speaking French the

1204
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 2: whole time and I don't know French.

1205
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 4: I'm looking up, I'm.

1206
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 2: Like, excuse one, labouf le bou, and they just like

1207
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 2: look at me like la bouf and like walk away.

1208
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, I don't know

1209
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 2: what to do. We got these like green beans that

1210
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 2: tasted like pennies, and I was like, why do they

1211
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 2: taste like pennies?

1212
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 4: There was maple syrup on the laboeuf. The white labuff

1213
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 4: and I was just like, what the fuck is happening?

1214
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 2: Yes, and we're both just like but we're both the

1215
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 2: whole time just being like, what a unique experience.

1216
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: We're hang to this. We're not so nice.

1217
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 4: This is this is I mean, like.

1218
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 2: You know, we did the trip and we warmed three

1219
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 2: thousand dollars in the horror.

1220
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: It's good, let's get back on the squire.

1221
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 4: Definitely not gonna work out. So this is a fucking

1222
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 4: waste of time.

1223
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And then the bill comes.

1224
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 4: We just keep We're just like, we just want to leave,

1225
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 4: we just want to and I'm like.

1226
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 2: Please, and like we finally get the check and they

1227
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 2: get it and we get it and it is it

1228
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 2: is six hundred euro which at the time an American

1229
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 2: was like eight hundred dollars, which was more than my rent.

1230
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 2: And I was just like, oh no, because there have

1231
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 2: been no prices on the menu. And we're like and

1232
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 2: we just like start panicking. We're like, oh my god,

1233
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 2: oh my god. I was like okay, I'm was like, hey,

1234
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 2: I'm forty thousand dollars in debt. This fucking a euro,

1235
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:49,439
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.

1236
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 4: It's a deep pocket.

1237
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 2: And so we like put our put my card out,

1238
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, let's do it, let's get out

1239
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 2: of here. And then we just wait for like fifteen

1240
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 2: minutes and I just keep We're just way for someone

1241
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 2: to take card. And then I'm like, you know, maybe

1242
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 2: there's a place where you pay, so maybe we're just

1243
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 2: fucking stupid Americans. We don't know, and so I'm just like, well, excuse, excuse,

1244
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 2: and you know, and they're like, oh, go downstairs. He's like,

1245
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 2: go downstairs, go downstairs, go downstairs.

1246
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 7: Right, So we go.

1247
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 2: Downstairs in this house and it's an empty house at

1248
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 2: this point. There's just two people playing ping pong in

1249
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 2: the corner. And then we're like in the fucking living

1250
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 2: room of this house with this We're both with my card.

1251
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 2: I'm just like looking for anyone to pay, and they're

1252
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 2: playing ping pong and I'm like.

1253
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 4: Do you even work here? Like what's happening?

1254
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 2: And then like we're both so dejected and we're just

1255
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 2: standing there and we're right next to the coats, yes,

1256
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 2: and the only coats left were us.

1257
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: We're the last people there. And then I just was

1258
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: like uh oh, and I.

1259
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 2: Took Lauren's coat off and I was like, shall we

1260
01:01:51,960 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 2: and she was like, we shall and I like slowly

1261
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 2: put my coat on, and then we just like opened

1262
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 2: the door and like looked around and I like held

1263
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 2: my credit card up one last time, and then we

1264
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 2: just like slowly closed the.

1265
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 4: Door and then just started running.

1266
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: And we ran out.

1267
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 2: And we were just like and it turned every the

1268
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 2: whole trip all I sudden became Okay, that's right.

1269
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 4: And that is why we are married today.

1270
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. That's let's give it up for

1271
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: San Diego. Say fucking universe. There's a moment in time

1272
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: you gotta seize it.

1273
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 4: We're asshole Americans.

1274
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 3: Okay, is there there's an old strip club called Penhouse Club. Right,

1275
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 3: it's old, right, it's like one of the oldest ones

1276
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 3: here or something. I got almost got kicked out of

1277
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 3: it one night. As you can tell from the pod again,

1278
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,959
Speaker 3: we used dental dam one week corner on the cop

1279
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 3: we are the Produce Boys North America.

1280
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 1: I went with a friend.

1281
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 3: I went with Darryl's here, but I went with John Shrubin,

1282
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 3: who directed the episode, and we went and there was

1283
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 3: a man asleep at the stage where people are dancing.

1284
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 4: And he's just fully asleep.

1285
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh my God.

1286
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 4: So women are performing. They are on stage for.

1287
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 3: Five say six ' eight dancers came out and gave

1288
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 3: it their best, and this man was like this against

1289
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 3: the stage and nobody only either side of him. It

1290
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 3: wasn't like his buddy was like tipping. He's having fun.

1291
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: It's just a man by himself with an empty red

1292
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 1: bull in front of him.

1293
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 2: Just so.

1294
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: I pulled my.

1295
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 3: Camera out and I'm like, this is happening, boop boop,

1296
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 3: and security just rushes over me and they touch you

1297
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 3: in that way where they're like, don't sue us, but

1298
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 3: we're touching you.

1299
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, I know, I know, I know.

1300
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 3: I know what we're doing here. And they're like, let's

1301
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 3: see your phone. I'm like, you're not gonna see a

1302
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 3: naked woman on this phone. I'm taking a photo of

1303
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 3: this man who's asleep with his mouth open, and they're

1304
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 3: like what. And then we all turn, like five grown

1305
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 3: men turn and there's a woman working in front of

1306
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 3: this man who's it's just two butt cheeks just clapping

1307
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 3: right here, and also bad on her, like was she

1308
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 3: trying to wake him up?

1309
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 1: Like get up? I was like, what is going on?

1310
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: And they kicked that guy out. They give me my

1311
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 1: phone back.

1312
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 3: They're like, if you pull your phone out of your

1313
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 3: pocket again, I'm like, clearly, guys, how didn't you see

1314
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 3: this this entire time?

1315
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: You want a Uti story, Curdie b Er?

1316
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 3: You want a Justin Bieber story?

1317
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: Heave heavily?

1318
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:40,479
Speaker 3: Ut I, You guys turned on him quick. It's only

1319
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 3: like he's been a shithead for seventeen Canadian right, he

1320
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 3: is Canadian, and he saved Tim Hortons for these nice people.

1321
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 1: Ut I, we're going to Uti. Woman yelling at ut

1322
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 1: I is so funny? Do you guys? Ut I?

1323
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 4: Do you guys call it a ut I?

1324
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 1: Here? Okay? They put a little c in front, they

1325
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 1: call them cuties. They don't okay. Uh, this was sentenced

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01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 1: by Ellie Rudy.

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01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 3: Ellie Rudy, or you here, somebody lie?

1328
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: Are you Ellie Rudy? It was a good joctor I didn't.

1329
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 4: I did believe you.

1330
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: I like that.

1331
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 4: Get into it, Get into it.

1332
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: Who I got? Somebody said my name? I thought, Uh,

1333
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: somebody had a cutie. Don't you do this?

1334
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 2: You're getting distracted. You're getting distracted.

1335
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: It's okay, U t i qties all they all go together.

1336
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 2: You guys have cuties here, like the little the small oranges.

1337
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 4: They're international delight.

1338
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: What a what a tree? Okay, go ahead, are you

1339
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 1: guys having fun? This is pretty fun? Right?

1340
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1341
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know if I talked about on

1342
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 1: the podcast.

1343
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 3: And I'm going to tell the most abbreviated story that

1344
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 3: I've ever told the podcast.

1345
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 1: All Right, I like this. My agent called me.

1346
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:05,919
Speaker 3: I had just written the movie ma and he goes,

1347
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 3: A twenty four wants to meet with you. E twenty

1348
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 3: four is like a micro studio that makes cool ass movies.

1349
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 3: They make it great, they made Midsommer, they make really

1350
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 3: cool movies.

1351
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh shit, here we go watch

1352
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 1: out World.

1353
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 3: And I show up and I go in and there's

1354
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,440
Speaker 3: the gentleman I was supposed to meet in these two

1355
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 3: people I've never seen before. When we're talking and they're

1356
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,440
Speaker 3: going like, so, how are you feeling about the upcoming election?

1357
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that does not happen in like movie

1358
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 3: General or whatever. And they're like, well, what how do

1359
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 3: you feel about like what you need to know about

1360
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 3: what's going on in the world.

1361
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: And again I think I'm going in there to.

1362
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:41,439
Speaker 3: Be like it's a story about a guy who gets

1363
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 3: amnesia after he killed somebody and he kills him again.

1364
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like, oh, hey, a horror movie. Yeah.

1365
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 3: And then after like forty minutes of meet bullshitting with

1366
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 3: three people I don't know, I go, what is this about?

1367
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 3: They go, we're hiring a showrunner for pod Save America.

1368
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to the podcast? I go, I've

1369
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 1: never listen to it.

1370
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 3: And the two people on her to the two hosts

1371
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 3: of that show, and the whole time, I'm going, what

1372
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 3: we need is since some countries, when fish is overfished,

1373
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 3: there's a red, and then if there's plenty of fish

1374
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 3: there's a green, I think we should do.

1375
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 1: That for politics. And they were like, that's actually a

1376
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: good idea.

1377
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 3: I had no it was crazy that I was pitching

1378
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 3: shit like that and they were like, oh, you're the.

1379
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,880
Speaker 1: Worst person we've ever met. I'm like, thank you so

1380
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: much for your time, good luck, And then they do

1381
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: on HBO it went pretty well.

1382
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 3: Woman with Uti discovers it's actually a drinking glass that's

1383
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 3: been lodged in her vagina for four years.

1384
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 4: Uh drinking glass.

1385
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 2: At this point four years, it's no longer a drinking glass.

1386
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 1: Right, it's now like a bladder glass. Right. It ain't good,

1387
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 1: it ain't pretty.

1388
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 4: Dream might need a drinking glass.

1389
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: Two dental damns for this case. Here we go.

1390
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 3: A woman who thought she had a UTI actually had

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01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 3: a glass tumbler stuck in her bladder for four years.

1392
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 3: Tumbler sow this in her ladder. Wait, this doesn't happen

1393
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 3: to all women all the time.

1394
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 1: I thought that's what west Elm was.

1395
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 3: The forty five year old had come to the hospital

1396
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:29,759
Speaker 3: complaining of typical UTI symptoms, such as leaking, but doctors

1397
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 3: were stunned when scans revealed there was a glass inside

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01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:34,879
Speaker 3: her bladder.

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01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:42,000
Speaker 1: Inside her bladder, that's pretty deep. That's deep. You can't

1400
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 1: toast when the glass is that deep. You can't be

1401
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 1: like chairs, you're like, thanks Mary.

1402
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,560
Speaker 4: So someone just was like, that's impossible.

1403
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:53,080
Speaker 1: There is a foe. The photos are not great.

1404
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 2: It is like it's been reshaped.

1405
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,800
Speaker 1: That's a photo right there. That's what it looked like.

1406
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:07,800
Speaker 3: The encased glass was wrapped with a three inch wide bladderstone,

1407
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 3: a bladderstone which are normally so small you can't see

1408
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,559
Speaker 3: him with the naked eye.

1409
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,679
Speaker 1: The woman was from Tunisia.

1410
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,200
Speaker 3: She revealed she had used a drinking glass as a

1411
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 3: sex toy.

1412
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 1: But I don't understand how she got to Tunisia. It's

1413
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 1: very in vogue use.

1414
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 4: So it's a drinking glass.

1415
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,479
Speaker 1: In her eyes, it's a ross glass. I think we

1416
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: call him rocks glasses in the States today.

1417
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 4: But there's no way to get it in your your

1418
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 4: wreath row.

1419
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,240
Speaker 1: There's one way to get it in your urethra.

1420
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 2: What we we're fully aware that there's different holes. Yeah,

1421
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:51,920
Speaker 2: he has I have two children, I've gone deep, do.

1422
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

1423
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 1: And I've lost four glasses. So this like, where are

1424
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 1: those Martina glasses?

1425
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 2: But this was this was in the bladder, so he

1426
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 2: said vagina at first, but it was bladder. So it's

1427
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 2: the found in the bladder that means it had to.

1428
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 3: Have gone up the rou things are happening, Okay, there

1429
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 3: was in case at three inch white bladderstone, which is

1430
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 3: normally so small they're hard to see.

1431
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 1: What the naked eye.

1432
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 3: The woman from Tanisa revealed she was using the drinking

1433
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 3: glass as a sex toy.

1434
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,759
Speaker 1: Number of years before.

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01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 3: Evidently she had inserted it into her urethra, the whole

1436
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,200
Speaker 3: which females urinate, rather than the vagina.

1437
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 1: You guys seem turned on. It's freaking me out a little.

1438
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 4: Bit turned on.

1439
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 2: I think everyone is gripping their genitalia in like fear

1440
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:42,400
Speaker 2: and terror.

1441
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,559
Speaker 3: Yeah for the upen animals listening at home doing your dishes.

1442
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 3: Everybody just squeezed their glasses until they broke in their hands,

1443
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 3: and a very pale man fainted in the.

1444
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:54,600
Speaker 1: Oh.

1445
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 3: Her case was published in a medical genre, including an

1446
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 3: astonishing scan and image of the glass bladderstone.

1447
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 1: We're not going to show it because you you will

1448
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 1: never drink again.

1449
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 3: You'll drink directly from the faucet for the rest of

1450
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:12,320
Speaker 3: your life. Her The patient arrived at the emergency department

1451
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 3: of Academic Hospital complaining of UTI symptoms. She said she

1452
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 3: had suffered from cisitis inflammation of the bladder several times,

1453
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 3: but it had never been investigated. She said she didn't

1454
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 3: have any blood to yearn nor was she suffering from incontinence,

1455
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:32,799
Speaker 3: but she did have a higher than normal red blood

1456
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:36,599
Speaker 3: so average range, indicating she was fighting an infection. This

1457
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 3: is a fun four years. This is Coachella. This is Coachella.

1458
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 1: I mean this poor woman.

1459
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:48,000
Speaker 3: In this case, the doctors performed surgery to remove the

1460
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,799
Speaker 3: bladderstone and then cracked it open to expose the still

1461
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 3: intact glass.

1462
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 2: But here's the deal, like this does this article, because

1463
01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:00,400
Speaker 2: I've seen this article, doesn't explain what she was doing.

1464
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 2: So she was specifically inserting it into her urethra so

1465
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,400
Speaker 2: that it would vibrate during sex. That it was like

1466
01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 2: a glass that people insert glass into eureathrow.

1467
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 1: I think it's called I've heard that before.

1468
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 3: No, it's called something anyways, it's got crazy, that's right,

1469
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 3: you know whatever, flut your bout.

1470
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,759
Speaker 1: It's been a weird two years.

1471
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 3: You know.

1472
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:30,720
Speaker 2: Sounding sounding Sounding sounding is what it's called.

1473
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,679
Speaker 1: That's what I was going for too. That's a little different,

1474
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 1: but we know what you're going for.

1475
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:39,120
Speaker 3: Two days later, happy ending, the woman had recovered and

1476
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,839
Speaker 3: was well enough to go home.

1477
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was trying new things. But you guys know

1478
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: how it is.

1479
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 3: You get busy, you walk in the room, you don't

1480
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 3: remember what you went for.

1481
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 1: You can't find the remote control. Maybe that drink, your

1482
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,400
Speaker 1: favorite drinking glass.

1483
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 2: Goes missing for four years, and you leave stand at

1484
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 2: the glass because when I'm looking up sounding, it's it's

1485
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 2: just Rod.

1486
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,599
Speaker 1: It's like Rod.

1487
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 2: It ain't great, It ain't great, great I don't know

1488
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 2: it's glass rods.

1489
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:10,639
Speaker 1: So does it.

1490
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 4: It's just not a glass. It's just so confusing.

1491
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:16,679
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have a story. I do have a story.

1492
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 1: All right, great, we can. We will.

1493
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,800
Speaker 2: Here's will just be confident that we'll never understand it.

1494
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,160
Speaker 2: We'll never understand how she got a rocks glass in

1495
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:25,960
Speaker 2: her urethra.

1496
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 4: But we'll just continue on.

1497
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 3: Okay, Yes, and please don't be on bananas in two

1498
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,719
Speaker 3: years because you've done this later tonight.

1499
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 1: Be cool, use a solo cast.

1500
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 4: And we're not here's we're not kink shaming. Are saying,

1501
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,679
Speaker 4: once you put something in your your eth, it out.

1502
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, pull it out.

1503
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:48,160
Speaker 2: We're just saying be remember, like, just remember what's up.

1504
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:48,599
Speaker 1: Your your ear?

1505
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 2: Put it in, pull it out always what's wrong with you?

1506
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:55,880
Speaker 1: Don't worry.

1507
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 4: We support putting anything inside yourself.

1508
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,599
Speaker 1: Just take it out. Why you want to live?

1509
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 3: You go around the carousel one time, ride the Ostrich,

1510
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,360
Speaker 3: ride that weird bench for old people.

1511
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 1: Do whatever you.

1512
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:10,160
Speaker 2: Do, whatever it is, but you don't get on the

1513
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,440
Speaker 2: Ostrich and then just forget you're on the Ostrich.

1514
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,480
Speaker 4: Off the Ostri four fucking.

1515
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 2: Years and then go to the doctor and be like,

1516
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,480
Speaker 2: what is happening.

1517
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,599
Speaker 4: I can't walk.

1518
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 2: There's an ostrichen there me not good. Don't forget you're

1519
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 2: on an ostrich guys, all right, good, that's the main takeaway.

1520
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 2: That's the main takeaway.

1521
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:35,560
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, get into it. Live how you

1522
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 1: want to live. Nobody's going to bother you.

1523
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 3: So in October twenty twenty one, I went to a

1524
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:41,560
Speaker 3: wedding in Cabo.

1525
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: San Lucas's town.

1526
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 3: It's very different than Canada, but we're all connected in

1527
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 3: our own way. Take the five, go the whole way town.

1528
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 3: You get there, don't leave the five, You'll get there.

1529
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:55,120
Speaker 3: And so I'm there for a wedding. It's really beautiful

1530
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 3: sting in a really wonderful resort, and I wake up

1531
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,880
Speaker 3: in the morning and I have this pain on my

1532
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 3: hip that is a pain that is beyond it is something.

1533
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 1: It was horrifying, and.

1534
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 3: So I the call the concierge and I go, Hi,

1535
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:10,880
Speaker 3: I'm dying, and they go, we have a doctor that

1536
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,200
Speaker 3: comes for people like you, and I go, wonderful, and

1537
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,160
Speaker 3: the guy comes in and at this point the pain

1538
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:18,000
Speaker 3: is so severe, I'm just I'm like, I think I

1539
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:18,880
Speaker 3: broke my back.

1540
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, something is wrong, something is bad, and.

1541
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,559
Speaker 3: The guy goes okay, and he's putting a stethoscope on me,

1542
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 3: and I'm just crawling, curling into a ball, and I

1543
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,080
Speaker 3: just wanted to be in a bathtub.

1544
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 1: I was like, this is over. He's like, I bet

1545
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,600
Speaker 1: this is a kidney stone. Has anybody here at a

1546
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: kidney stone?

1547
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:38,400
Speaker 3: It's the fucking worst, right, me too, That's where I'm

1548
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 3: going it. It wasn't the worst pain of your whole life,

1549
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:49,559
Speaker 3: blinding right, It's like it's the worst. It's like unfathomably bad.

1550
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 3: So he gives me a shot in my butt. So

1551
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:54,080
Speaker 3: I'm already lying in bed and he's like, Hi, we

1552
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:56,639
Speaker 3: haven't met. I've been here four minutes. Check this out.

1553
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, please, got help, didn't I?

1554
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,160
Speaker 1: When you say a shot in the butt is just too.

1555
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still have the Tumblr inside man, And so

1556
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 3: he gives me that. I'm like, well, this will be

1557
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,400
Speaker 3: the sweet relief we all needed. No, it just keeps

1558
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 3: escalating and ambulance comes. I don't tell any because I

1559
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,280
Speaker 3: didn't want the wedding to get ruined. I didn't want

1560
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,760
Speaker 3: to steal any attention, so I didn't. I didn't tell

1561
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:19,080
Speaker 3: anybody there I knew fifty people there, and I was like, oh,

1562
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:22,120
Speaker 3: this is so insane. So I get in an ambulance

1563
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,479
Speaker 3: and it keeps increasing and it gets worse and the

1564
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,120
Speaker 3: pain is so bad, and I you, you guys listen

1565
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,479
Speaker 3: to the podcast. I stay at about a four at

1566
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:34,680
Speaker 3: all time in life. And I'm sitting there just going like,

1567
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,599
Speaker 3: I was like, how's the pain scale?

1568
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,519
Speaker 1: One to ten? I'm like one hundred and thirty five,

1569
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 1: and he's.

1570
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,840
Speaker 3: Like, so we're almost there. I get in and then

1571
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 3: so I'm in Cabo. I went to the American Medical

1572
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 3: Center and I say that because they were. They were

1573
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,759
Speaker 3: the greatest. They were amazing. I don't speaking of Spanish

1574
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:54,120
Speaker 3: for living in southern California, but the doctors come in,

1575
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:58,360
Speaker 3: the nurses or it was crazy and the doctor's like,

1576
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,639
Speaker 3: have you ever had a kidney stone before?

1577
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm like I have not.

1578
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,559
Speaker 3: He's like, I bet that's what it is. So they

1579
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,360
Speaker 3: take me in. They they're giving me pain meds and

1580
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 3: I'm just like lost, and they're taking my entrance card

1581
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:09,759
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, I speak half Spanish.

1582
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,639
Speaker 1: And there it was a nightmare.

1583
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 3: And so and this is also at six am in

1584
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 3: the morning, so all my friends from the wedding are

1585
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:18,719
Speaker 3: hungover at home, and I'm.

1586
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:22,040
Speaker 1: Just like, this is the one that it does me in.

1587
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 3: So they're like, you need a CT scan like cat

1588
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 3: scan or whatever, and I'm like, I don't care. Just

1589
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,680
Speaker 3: get this fucking shit over. Whatever it is, I say

1590
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 3: yes to it. I'll sign for anything. So sometimes when

1591
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:36,400
Speaker 3: you get those, they put dye in here. They put

1592
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,280
Speaker 3: an IV in right, and they put this kind of

1593
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,559
Speaker 3: die inside your system. So when you're moving in and

1594
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:45,000
Speaker 3: out of the CT scan, it coach your insides and

1595
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 3: they can find what's wrong with you faster.

1596
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:50,760
Speaker 1: I'd never had this happen, thank fucking God. So I

1597
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:51,360
Speaker 1: go in there.

1598
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:54,040
Speaker 3: All the doctors that have been helping me were wonderful,

1599
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:56,719
Speaker 3: taking my blood pressure, reassuring me it's gonna be okay.

1600
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 1: The pain is still at about a ten out of ten.

1601
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,599
Speaker 3: And I go in there and I'm in a nursing

1602
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:02,880
Speaker 3: hospital gown.

1603
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:04,880
Speaker 1: And I go in and there's this man.

1604
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:07,160
Speaker 3: There who does not speaking any English, I do not

1605
01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 3: speak enough Spanish, and he lays down, he takes my

1606
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,240
Speaker 3: charts and he's gonna put the I have to put

1607
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 3: my hands up on my heads and I get in

1608
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,800
Speaker 3: this thing and the way it works is you lay

1609
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 3: down and they plug it into my already ivy, I

1610
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,559
Speaker 3: had a saline drip coming, and then they're gonna move

1611
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:25,920
Speaker 3: me in and move me out.

1612
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 1: Right.

1613
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 3: That's how these things work. They go if you never

1614
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:31,040
Speaker 3: had one, I'm not caustrophobic. Normally I would be like,

1615
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,800
Speaker 3: sign me out. This is hilarious.

1616
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,800
Speaker 1: Is it like an MRI where it's like.

1617
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 3: Faster, It's like a giant doughnut, and then you just

1618
01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:41,679
Speaker 3: go in and out like five times. And I don't

1619
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:45,720
Speaker 3: speak Spanish, Ali, what's like breathe, don't breathe, respire or

1620
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:50,439
Speaker 3: something respira, So it's like respire and then I go

1621
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,400
Speaker 3: in and my gown gets pinched into the thing.

1622
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 1: So then my ding dong and everything gets pulled up

1623
01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:56,759
Speaker 1: to my chest.

1624
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:03,479
Speaker 3: And because these things have hyper hyper like uh, like

1625
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,880
Speaker 3: the X ray is like it's just a radiation. It's

1626
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,639
Speaker 3: like crazy radiation. So that person's behind like a wall

1627
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 3: that's like blocking them from certain death. So it's like

1628
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:18,479
Speaker 3: spire and I'm like okay, and then it's like don't breathe,

1629
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,720
Speaker 3: but in Spanish, and so then I slide in for

1630
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:26,160
Speaker 3: the first time and my gown comes up to my chin, like, boy,

1631
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:26,639
Speaker 3: I hope.

1632
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:27,760
Speaker 1: There's not a livestream of this.

1633
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 3: And then do you hear this machine, that's the die

1634
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 3: machine going and he didn't plug it in right to

1635
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,719
Speaker 3: my hand, so I'm getting sprayed with die.

1636
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:44,240
Speaker 1: And then he says no raspire.

1637
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,880
Speaker 3: Or don't breathe or whatever, and then it scans me

1638
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:48,080
Speaker 3: and then it backs.

1639
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,360
Speaker 1: Me out, and then the gown goes back.

1640
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,599
Speaker 4: Down over and also you're in massive pain.

1641
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,679
Speaker 3: I'm in a pain that is indescribable for the two

1642
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:55,720
Speaker 3: of you, or however.

1643
01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:57,800
Speaker 1: Many of you it is. My nurse was like, I've

1644
01:19:57,840 --> 01:19:59,800
Speaker 1: had three kids and one kidney stone. I'd rather have

1645
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:01,080
Speaker 1: a I mean.

1646
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:04,720
Speaker 3: It is an epidural, like it was fucking bananas.

1647
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:06,879
Speaker 1: And so I.

1648
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:11,759
Speaker 3: Don't speak Spanish well enough to go please stop, something

1649
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:15,760
Speaker 3: is wrong, so instead this machine can see it just

1650
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 3: is pulling me back and then stripping me and sprang

1651
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:22,679
Speaker 3: me with die and saying don't breathe, breathe, don't breathe,

1652
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:27,920
Speaker 3: and I'm going par me so lociano, sir, locianto, and

1653
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 3: he's like looking at his phone, and I'm just getting

1654
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:35,759
Speaker 3: nude and sprayed in and out while in the worst

1655
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 3: pain of my adult life, and Also I'm like is

1656
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:39,879
Speaker 3: this working?

1657
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, are they finding what I.

1658
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,360
Speaker 3: Need them to find? Do I have a tumor? Is

1659
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,439
Speaker 3: my back broken? We don't know what it is. And

1660
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:49,320
Speaker 3: then finally I'm like, sir, like you know, being so

1661
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:55,240
Speaker 3: the guy's twenty five years old, I'm older than Him'm like, sir, please,

1662
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 3: and he comes back out and it's sprang me like

1663
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:02,840
Speaker 3: it's spread. It's like it's like as if you like

1664
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,639
Speaker 3: took you went to fill up your gas and you're.

1665
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:08,640
Speaker 1: Like, what's over there? Is that? What is that? A

1666
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:09,800
Speaker 1: monarch butterfly?

1667
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:13,240
Speaker 3: So my hair is wet with the dye that's supposed

1668
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,720
Speaker 3: to be in my body.

1669
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 1: And the machine wants it kicks in. The gear does

1670
01:21:17,479 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 1: not stop.

1671
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:22,200
Speaker 3: So I'm like oh, and then it's just I'm just nude,

1672
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:26,000
Speaker 3: not nude, nude, not nude, wetter wetter, And the guy's like,

1673
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,080
Speaker 3: oh my god, oh my god, my god. He comes out,

1674
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,200
Speaker 3: he plucks it in and he doesn't know speak English.

1675
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 3: So then he's just looking at me like he wants

1676
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:35,960
Speaker 3: to go like, dude, don't get me fired, and I'm like,

1677
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 3: I am crying. I'm in pain. I got her removed.

1678
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 3: I had full surgery they gave me an epidural. I

1679
01:21:43,479 --> 01:21:47,519
Speaker 3: woke up, my legs couldn't work. It was wild. It

1680
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:50,639
Speaker 3: was the craziest because, like I wanted the help. I'm

1681
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,559
Speaker 3: not like one of those dudes. It's like I'll fix it,

1682
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,479
Speaker 3: put duct tape on it or whatever. I was like,

1683
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 3: please God save me. Instead, it's just Banana Boy number

1684
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:03,080
Speaker 3: two gidding wet and also probably getting cancer from just

1685
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:07,680
Speaker 3: being blasted by rape. Anyways, American Medical Center, do you

1686
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:08,920
Speaker 3: see you saved me?

1687
01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:13,960
Speaker 1: Holy mo, guys.

1688
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:18,440
Speaker 2: This has been bananas.

1689
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:19,800
Speaker 1: On three.

1690
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:25,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, so on three, can you guys yell scream bananas

1691
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,120
Speaker 2: as loud as you can?

1692
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:46,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? One, two three, Thank you for Vancouver. Bananas is

1693
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,439
Speaker 1: an exactly right media production.

1694
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 4: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1695
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:54,439
Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1696
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:58,000
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1697
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,840
Speaker 3: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Hearn Kilgareff and

1698
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:01,759
Speaker 3: Georgia Hartstart

1699
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,679
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: internm