WEBVTT - Alexis Asks You Out: Make Out Mess Up

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I am so excited for the comment section today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, literally, we're gonna die with this brand new segment.

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<v Speaker 2>We've never tried this before. Alexis has definitely never tried

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<v Speaker 2>this before, and it's happening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for finding the brook In Jeffrey Second Date podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We are so glad you're here, and we do try

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<v Speaker 1>to read every comment and even feature some of them,

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<v Speaker 1>so please type away let us know your thoughts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and one person, mister Mexicans said, I always wait

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<v Speaker 3>to start getting ready for work until I have a

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<v Speaker 3>new episode to listen to, So if I'm ever late,

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<v Speaker 3>I will be blaming a radio show.

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<v Speaker 4>Two thousand miles away.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, and just so you know, it's Alexis

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<v Speaker 2>that posts it.

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<v Speaker 4>So hey, it's late, it's not me, it's the Wi Fi.

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<v Speaker 2>No whatever, it's your Starbucks.

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<v Speaker 5>Run.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Your brand new episode starts right now.

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<v Speaker 6>You've heard the phrase pulling a bait and switch where

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<v Speaker 6>you're expecting one thing to happen and then suddenly, whoo,

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<v Speaker 6>something completely difference. Yes, yeah, well we just pulled maybe

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<v Speaker 6>the biggest bait and switch move we've ever done. And

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<v Speaker 6>I could tell you. One person in this room was

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<v Speaker 6>very happy about it. The other was absolutely not. And

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<v Speaker 6>you're gonna hear that coming up in another brand new

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<v Speaker 6>segment right after this.

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<v Speaker 7>It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 6>And if you're a listener to this show, you may

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<v Speaker 6>remember a segment that we did. We've only done it

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<v Speaker 6>a couple times called Brooke Breaks You Up, where a

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<v Speaker 6>guy or gal will come on the show saying they

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<v Speaker 6>want to dump their significant other.

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<v Speaker 7>And they just need a little bit of help.

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<v Speaker 6>And the last time that we did this, Brooke broke

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<v Speaker 6>up with a single working mother of three and the

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<v Speaker 6>guy wasn't even sure.

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<v Speaker 7>That he wanted to do it.

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<v Speaker 6>Brooke just took the reins and said, I'll do it,

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<v Speaker 6>and she enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 7>And I think the quote was your garbage.

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<v Speaker 6>Look how big Brook is smiling thinking about the last

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<v Speaker 6>time she broke up a happy couple.

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<v Speaker 2>This segment is so emotionally taxing on me.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, wait to make somebody else's break up about you,

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<v Speaker 6>bro good job, You're about to spring a breakup on

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<v Speaker 6>somebody and you're worried about yourself already. Yes, so is

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<v Speaker 6>that what's happening today? Fortunately, no kill the music as

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<v Speaker 6>kill the music. We're not doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 7>Instead of Brooke breaks you up?

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<v Speaker 6>We're doing an even cringier segment called Alexis Asks you Out,

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<v Speaker 6>out as you can hear. Knew absolutely nothing about this beforehand.

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<v Speaker 6>She has not been prepped, not that that would have

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<v Speaker 6>helped it all. But her job today is to help

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<v Speaker 6>one of our listeners score a first date with a

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<v Speaker 6>special someone. And who are we helping out today? A

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<v Speaker 6>guy named Connor who wants to ask out his crush.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought I was can help a girl. I have

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<v Speaker 4>to help a guy. Do you think that's going to

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<v Speaker 4>be easier?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just can guide him to say what you

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<v Speaker 1>would want to hear.

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<v Speaker 6>No, Alexis, you're going to be doing the asking on

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<v Speaker 6>his behalf.

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<v Speaker 7>So it's a girl, it's a girl chat.

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<v Speaker 6>That's called Alexis Asks You Out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called simp on the one.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, we're gonna edit that one out. Connor.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do it yourself, gone.

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<v Speaker 7>You don't know the situation. Let's let's hear him out.

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<v Speaker 5>Connor.

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<v Speaker 7>Welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, how's the going guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're going to be open here.

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<v Speaker 4>What's up?

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<v Speaker 5>Connor?

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<v Speaker 6>Normally we start this off with a little fact finding

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<v Speaker 6>mission asking Connor questions about this girl that he likes.

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<v Speaker 6>But not today, Remember this is Alexis asks you out.

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<v Speaker 7>So, Alexis, you have the floor.

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<v Speaker 6>Whatever you want to talk about with Connor, go ahead

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<v Speaker 6>and make it quick because we do have to make

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<v Speaker 6>the call in a minute.

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<v Speaker 7>And a half.

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<v Speaker 4>Really should have preped me we were doing the call. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>tell me, Datter, what's her name? Where'd you meet or

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<v Speaker 4>why does it she like? You know?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, start with the name. Maybe Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So I met Jenna three weeks ago at a party

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<v Speaker 5>and we made out. We had a great time. It

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<v Speaker 5>was like a very good, strong connection. Now I haven't

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<v Speaker 5>heard from her in a few weeks now, and the

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<v Speaker 5>vibe I'm getting from her friends is that maybe she

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<v Speaker 5>regrets it or like kind of like I might not

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<v Speaker 5>be her type, but I'm not really sure.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not going to let that deter him, Alexis, don't.

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<v Speaker 7>Nor should you.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, this is why I need you guys to help,

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<v Speaker 5>and I wanted you my shot about going on another date.

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<v Speaker 6>In the first date, it sounds like, yeah, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 6>just had to make out one time at a party.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I guess the first date exactly a proper first date.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know when I wrote in, I thought Brook

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<v Speaker 5>would be helping me, but your producer said, Alexis would

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<v Speaker 5>be perfect.

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<v Speaker 7>That's a good call. Good call.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I ask how much you drink at the party?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you both like? Do you think she remembers you?

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<v Speaker 7>Relevant question?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean we were you know, we were a buzz

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<v Speaker 5>in't but we weren't like I wouldn't say anyone would blackout.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it's still tell what's the next question, Alexi?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Brook always likes to make this not show and

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<v Speaker 4>ask what did you like about her?

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<v Speaker 2>And besides her leone.

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<v Speaker 4>You always ask that why he.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't just doing this? Like what what scared?

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<v Speaker 4>What is he scared about?

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<v Speaker 5>Aside from being really hot? Nurw like she had a

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<v Speaker 5>very bold personality and was very confident and I liked

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<v Speaker 5>that she was just very Yeah, she came up to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually that's how we started. We started talking.

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<v Speaker 3>And now then what she said, why are you doing

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<v Speaker 3>this yourself?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a little nervous because of what some of her

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<v Speaker 5>friends have said, like you know, she does this and

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<v Speaker 5>then she regrets it. The next day.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you regret making out at a party?

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<v Speaker 4>What a waste of energy?

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<v Speaker 6>Just enjoy it, Alexis, You've never made out with a

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<v Speaker 6>guy that you didn't genuinely have feelings.

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<v Speaker 7>For, right, Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I will say that her friend's been very, very responsive,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, and I'm like, are you Is she interested?

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<v Speaker 5>And she's trying to curb on her best friend? I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know, It's it's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think not one, but two of them are

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<v Speaker 4>into you?

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<v Speaker 1>Then?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's all right, Alexis. Do you feel

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<v Speaker 6>like you've enough information to ask this girl out on

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<v Speaker 6>Connor's behalf? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Do we know what type of date?

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<v Speaker 7>Though?

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<v Speaker 6>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I promise her something big?

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<v Speaker 7>How much money do you have?

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<v Speaker 5>You don't want to bribe her into going.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, alex Is gonna have to figure out another let's.

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<v Speaker 5>Do let's do drinks and dinner or maybe you drinks

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<v Speaker 5>and then if if it's a vibe, like we could

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<v Speaker 5>go to dinner after.

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<v Speaker 2>Any other Bennies Like why would someone want to date him?

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<v Speaker 4>Why would someone want to date you? Sorry that was

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<v Speaker 4>supposed to say.

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<v Speaker 7>Question.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I'm a cool guy. I like to hang

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<v Speaker 5>and like yeah, I got this really cool DVD collection

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<v Speaker 5>share and I think she would be.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's lead with that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna mention you have so much to work with.

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<v Speaker 7>I got every video of the ring.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't think we could take any more in

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<v Speaker 6>themation for Connor because for the first time ever in

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<v Speaker 6>the history of this show, Alexis asks you out, it's

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<v Speaker 6>gonna attempt to swindle Jenna into going out with the

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<v Speaker 6>guys she says is not her type.

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<v Speaker 7>And maybe even gave her the serious ick. I might

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<v Speaker 7>have just added that on my own. You get the picture.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a serious undertaking, and Alexis Is gonna make that

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<v Speaker 6>call with Alexis asks you out.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, the radio show

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<v Speaker 6>that's doing segments nobody else in the world is willing

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<v Speaker 6>to try.

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<v Speaker 7>Jeffrey, this one's called. Alexis asked you out. Where our resident.

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<v Speaker 6>Gen z blonde ish question Mark boldly raised her hand

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<v Speaker 6>and said, I volunteer to help our listeners.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, this is all her idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Came charging into the producer her studio and said that

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<v Speaker 1>to him.

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<v Speaker 6>So brave of you and in this particular case, It's

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<v Speaker 6>a guy named Connor who made out with some girl

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<v Speaker 6>named Jenna at a party about three weeks ago. Afterwards,

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<v Speaker 6>she apparently went and told her friends she kind of

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<v Speaker 6>regrets it and Connor's not really her type, but like

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<v Speaker 6>most men, he is still interested.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what if the.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends are lying Alexis.

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<v Speaker 1>They want him, everybody wants Alexis is about to speak

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<v Speaker 1>to this.

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<v Speaker 6>Young woman one on one, girl on girl and see

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<v Speaker 6>if she can convince her to give Connor a chance.

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<v Speaker 7>And that's what's gonna say. Because Alexis can talk to

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<v Speaker 7>a girl and relate and be like nah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't forget about his DVD collection.

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<v Speaker 7>She has a.

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<v Speaker 6>Big selling point. All we're asking here is one date.

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<v Speaker 6>We're not asking for love.

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<v Speaker 7>For marriage, her girlfriend's status or anything, although that will

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<v Speaker 7>come eventually.

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<v Speaker 6>Alexis has that too, but the rest of the room

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<v Speaker 6>is not going to join in on the call till

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<v Speaker 6>the deal is either officially done or Dick, I'm all alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold your hand, Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>We're about to do it.

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<v Speaker 6>Connor, do you have any final words of encouragement for

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<v Speaker 6>Alexis before we make the call?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, trust your gut, you got this, and just yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be very happy if you can make it happen.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not saying good things, but we'll go with that.

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<v Speaker 6>That and just as a reminder, Connor, you don't say anything.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't jump in until we call you in to ask

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<v Speaker 6>us to.

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<v Speaker 7>Join the call. Okay, got it all? Right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna dial Jenna's number right now. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, is this Jenna? Yes, Hi, I We're gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Really mean radio show that made me call you. It's

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<v Speaker 3>called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>You probably haven't heard of it.

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<v Speaker 7>Did you say your name?

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<v Speaker 8>What?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm Alexis. Sorry, my name is Alexis. We're gonna radio show.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm talking about a guy named Connor who you

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<v Speaker 3>made out with three weeks ago to party.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember him?

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<v Speaker 8>What is going on?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well Connor? Sorry, I hate this.

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<v Speaker 7>You're doing so good.

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<v Speaker 4>She's starting to sweat.

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<v Speaker 7>I love this, Alexis.

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<v Speaker 3>Connor called us because he's still thinking about you in

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<v Speaker 3>that makeout. But you heard from your friends that like,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe you're not that into him or he's not your type.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was just calling to see if that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, did you like him?

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<v Speaker 8>We're going to bring it up immediately ask, Wow, he

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<v Speaker 8>is not my type?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh can I ask?

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<v Speaker 7>Why?

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<v Speaker 8>Uh?

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<v Speaker 7>Where do I start?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh? Well, he's five eight?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you and I it looks.

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<v Speaker 8>Like date guys that are under five eleven.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I get you. I'm like that, and a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of my friends are like that. But short guys

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<v Speaker 3>work harder.

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<v Speaker 5>There.

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<v Speaker 4>It is because not as many girls are into them.

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<v Speaker 7>What No, don't have that.

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<v Speaker 4>They have to put in more work. That's good for you.

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<v Speaker 8>So I should be into him because all girls aren't not.

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<v Speaker 3>As many, So he'll try harder than like a cocky

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<v Speaker 3>six foot guy.

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<v Speaker 8>Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>If there are other reasons, ers at it because I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like we covered that one.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I'm glad it's funny to you.

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<v Speaker 4>No it's not. I actually I really don't enjoy myself

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<v Speaker 4>right now. No, not because of you, because my coworkers.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry. Okay, let's go about Connor.

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<v Speaker 3>Other things you don't like about him are.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, he wore so much cologne that it set off

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<v Speaker 8>the smoke alarm.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, we actually like actually said it off.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean may as well have Yeah, it was that loud.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I actually hate that, but it is better than

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<v Speaker 3>Bolls worse.

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<v Speaker 8>I think I had that too.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well we could change that.

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<v Speaker 3>We could buy him deodorant and when he borrows hoodies,

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<v Speaker 3>they're gonna smell really good.

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<v Speaker 8>Honey. Would you go out with a guy that was

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<v Speaker 8>wearing a sleeveless shirt that said eye flex and the

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<v Speaker 8>sleeves fell off.

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<v Speaker 4>Faby he was wearing to the party in public.

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<v Speaker 8>To the party, Yes, yes, Oh it's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny. The shirt, it was not funny. But did

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<v Speaker 4>he have good muscles?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think those are all very fixable things. And

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<v Speaker 3>she has a DVD collection?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 8>I do you know about the dvd collection? Yeah? He

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<v Speaker 8>could talk of almost nothing else, and oh and how

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<v Speaker 8>many push ups he could do? But I didn't believe that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we're running out of time, So let's just

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<v Speaker 3>say that he was drinking and that's why he did

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<v Speaker 3>all those things, and when he's sober, he's not like

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<v Speaker 3>that at all, Which you go out on one date

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<v Speaker 3>with him?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, you have given me no compelling reasons to

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<v Speaker 8>reconsider my position.

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<v Speaker 4>What if he's rich, Oh.

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<v Speaker 8>No, honey, he's not rich. He was drinking rolling rock

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<v Speaker 8>there is no.

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<v Speaker 6>Rock.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, how about just one day?

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't like him, you can ghost him, block him,

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<v Speaker 3>all block him as a show.

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<v Speaker 4>We can all block him if you don't like him.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean I think I did already.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well do I still have to think of good

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<v Speaker 3>things to say?

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<v Speaker 7>Nice? We said we won't jump ontil we get a

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<v Speaker 7>definitive yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Or oh okay, so can I just get a clarification?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>You would like to go on just one date? It

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<v Speaker 3>could be thirty minutes. I don't really care. Just say

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<v Speaker 3>just one date with Connor.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean he would have to change like a lot.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't think it's possible.

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<v Speaker 4>What if you wear full T shirt?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, okay, look, I will do fifteen minutes with

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<v Speaker 8>no rolling rocks and no graphic T shirt with the

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<v Speaker 8>sleeves cut off and no push ups and no DVDs

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<v Speaker 8>and no cologne, no cologne. Fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Perfect?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes? Did you hear that, Connor?

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<v Speaker 8>You got?

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<v Speaker 4>It?

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<v Speaker 7>Actually works? Oh my god, Connor, are you there?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Wow. She sounded like

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<v Speaker 5>a pizza work.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, Connor, you were drinking rolling roll but she said yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she said.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes to a date with you for fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, which I'm definitely bringing to myself, so hopefully

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna say positive. Here.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you didn't like what you heard.

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<v Speaker 5>She's a little different than what I remember.

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<v Speaker 7>I guess that memory.

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<v Speaker 5>When we were making out. You know, we weren't talking,

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<v Speaker 5>so I didn't have to even hear her.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh and you liked that better? You thought you called

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<v Speaker 7>the DVD collection.

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<v Speaker 2>I think someone's hurt on the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean she heard about the DVD collection and then

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<v Speaker 5>still made out with me.

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<v Speaker 7>So I wrote, you got a date, so I would

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<v Speaker 7>just say.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you and yeah, like we're gonna go for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see what happened.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh oh wow, No, No, I didn't know he was listening. No,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not doing this. I'm sorry I did all that.

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<v Speaker 6>Alexis you out.

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<v Speaker 4>You listening or being stupid guest?

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<v Speaker 7>Like Connor, you were the one that we were just

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<v Speaker 7>rising him up.

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<v Speaker 1>Darn kind of got a back Alexis on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Connor didn't do any favors when you got on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>But did.

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<v Speaker 7>You hear what was being said about him?

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<v Speaker 1>I understood, but if you were wanted the date, like

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have said yes, either shocking, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 1>I was Connor after hearing it, Okay, well I'm never.

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<v Speaker 4>Doing this again.

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<v Speaker 6>Connor, I'm sorry, man, it was a yes, then it

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<v Speaker 6>was a no. But at least at the end of

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<v Speaker 6>the day we get to blame Brook.

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<v Speaker 7>For this because you never spoke up and we specifically.

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<v Speaker 4>Asked you for help.

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<v Speaker 7>Where were you.

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<v Speaker 5>Since?

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<v Speaker 4>Again?

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<v Speaker 7>Nine too? If you want, Alexis to shoot your shot.

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<v Speaker 6>On your behalf, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Alexis, this is the first time, other than a phone tap,

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<v Speaker 6>where you were actually featured in it and asked to

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<v Speaker 6>do something on this show.

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<v Speaker 7>How does it feel? Was it as uncomfortable as it

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<v Speaker 7>looked and sounded more?

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<v Speaker 4>Probably?

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<v Speaker 7>But like looking back on.

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<v Speaker 6>It, at least you feel like you did our listener,

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<v Speaker 6>Connor a solid right. You could say in your heart

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<v Speaker 6>you gave one hundred percent effort to help him.

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<v Speaker 4>Not really, but I got through it. You got through

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<v Speaker 4>So sorry, Connor.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to maybe play matchmaker for him with

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<v Speaker 1>another listener like you're getting on the textboard?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe not him? Oh, I'm sorry, nothing that gets him?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you hear what she said, Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean Connor is the listener that helps pays the

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<v Speaker 6>bills for this show.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought his T shirt was kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I will say, our editor will probably have to

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<v Speaker 6>slow down your rate of speed of conversation by like

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<v Speaker 6>fifty percent so all the listeners can understand you.

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<v Speaker 7>Girls will hear it just and like you said, you

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<v Speaker 7>did it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Alexis asks you out was a success.

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<v Speaker 4>Is tour listener?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we do it again?

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<v Speaker 7>That's that's the question text in to seven, eight, five

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<v Speaker 7>nine too.

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<v Speaker 6>If you want to hear more, Alexis talking at light speed.

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<v Speaker 7>But you can find all of our content.

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<v Speaker 6>Alexis asks you out, Brooke breaks you up, second dates,

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<v Speaker 6>phone tabs, everything is available wherever you get your podcasts.

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<v Speaker 6>Just go search Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning