Speaker 1: Oh, I am so excited for the comment section today.
Speaker 1: Oh no, literally, we're gonna die with this brand new segment.
Speaker 2: We've never tried this before. Alexis has definitely never tried
Speaker 2: this before, and it's happening right now.
Speaker 1: Thank you for finding the brook In Jeffrey Second Date podcast.
Speaker 1: We are so glad you're here, and we do try
Speaker 1: to read every comment and even feature some of them,
Speaker 1: so please type away let us know your thoughts.
Speaker 3: Yes, and one person, mister Mexicans said, I always wait
Speaker 3: to start getting ready for work until I have a
Speaker 3: new episode to listen to, So if I'm ever late,
Speaker 3: I will be blaming a radio show.
Speaker 4: Two thousand miles away.
Speaker 2: There you go, and just so you know, it's Alexis
Speaker 2: that posts it.
Speaker 4: So hey, it's late, it's not me, it's the Wi Fi.
Speaker 2: No whatever, it's your Starbucks.
Speaker 5: Run.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Your brand new episode starts right now.
Speaker 6: You've heard the phrase pulling a bait and switch where
Speaker 6: you're expecting one thing to happen and then suddenly, whoo,
Speaker 6: something completely difference. Yes, yeah, well we just pulled maybe
Speaker 6: the biggest bait and switch move we've ever done. And
Speaker 6: I could tell you. One person in this room was
Speaker 6: very happy about it. The other was absolutely not. And
Speaker 6: you're gonna hear that coming up in another brand new
Speaker 6: segment right after this.
Speaker 7: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: And if you're a listener to this show, you may
Speaker 6: remember a segment that we did. We've only done it
Speaker 6: a couple times called Brooke Breaks You Up, where a
Speaker 6: guy or gal will come on the show saying they
Speaker 6: want to dump their significant other.
Speaker 7: And they just need a little bit of help.
Speaker 6: And the last time that we did this, Brooke broke
Speaker 6: up with a single working mother of three and the
Speaker 6: guy wasn't even sure.
Speaker 7: That he wanted to do it.
Speaker 6: Brooke just took the reins and said, I'll do it,
Speaker 6: and she enjoyed it.
Speaker 7: And I think the quote was your garbage.
Speaker 6: Look how big Brook is smiling thinking about the last
Speaker 6: time she broke up a happy couple.
Speaker 2: This segment is so emotionally taxing on me.
Speaker 6: Okay, wait to make somebody else's break up about you,
Speaker 6: bro good job, You're about to spring a breakup on
Speaker 6: somebody and you're worried about yourself already. Yes, so is
Speaker 6: that what's happening today? Fortunately, no kill the music as
Speaker 6: kill the music. We're not doing that.
Speaker 4: What are we doing?
Speaker 7: Instead of Brooke breaks you up?
Speaker 6: We're doing an even cringier segment called Alexis Asks you Out,
Speaker 6: out as you can hear. Knew absolutely nothing about this beforehand.
Speaker 6: She has not been prepped, not that that would have
Speaker 6: helped it all. But her job today is to help
Speaker 6: one of our listeners score a first date with a
Speaker 6: special someone. And who are we helping out today? A
Speaker 6: guy named Connor who wants to ask out his crush.
Speaker 4: I thought I was can help a girl. I have
Speaker 4: to help a guy. Do you think that's going to
Speaker 4: be easier?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just can guide him to say what you
Speaker 1: would want to hear.
Speaker 6: No, Alexis, you're going to be doing the asking on
Speaker 6: his behalf.
Speaker 7: So it's a girl, it's a girl chat.
Speaker 6: That's called Alexis Asks You Out.
Speaker 2: It's called simp on the one.
Speaker 7: Okay, we're gonna edit that one out. Connor.
Speaker 2: You can't do it yourself, gone.
Speaker 7: You don't know the situation. Let's let's hear him out.
Speaker 5: Connor.
Speaker 7: Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 5: Hey, how's the going guys?
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to be open here.
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 5: Connor?
Speaker 6: Normally we start this off with a little fact finding
Speaker 6: mission asking Connor questions about this girl that he likes.
Speaker 6: But not today, Remember this is Alexis asks you out.
Speaker 7: So, Alexis, you have the floor.
Speaker 6: Whatever you want to talk about with Connor, go ahead
Speaker 6: and make it quick because we do have to make
Speaker 6: the call in a minute.
Speaker 7: And a half.
Speaker 4: Really should have preped me we were doing the call. Now,
Speaker 4: tell me, Datter, what's her name? Where'd you meet or
Speaker 4: why does it she like? You know?
Speaker 7: Okay, start with the name. Maybe Okay.
Speaker 5: So I met Jenna three weeks ago at a party
Speaker 5: and we made out. We had a great time. It
Speaker 5: was like a very good, strong connection. Now I haven't
Speaker 5: heard from her in a few weeks now, and the
Speaker 5: vibe I'm getting from her friends is that maybe she
Speaker 5: regrets it or like kind of like I might not
Speaker 5: be her type, but I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2: He's not going to let that deter him, Alexis, don't.
Speaker 7: Nor should you.
Speaker 5: Well, this is why I need you guys to help,
Speaker 5: and I wanted you my shot about going on another date.
Speaker 6: In the first date, it sounds like, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 6: just had to make out one time at a party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess the first date exactly a proper first date.
Speaker 5: But you know when I wrote in, I thought Brook
Speaker 5: would be helping me, but your producer said, Alexis would
Speaker 5: be perfect.
Speaker 7: That's a good call. Good call.
Speaker 4: Can I ask how much you drink at the party?
Speaker 4: Do you both like? Do you think she remembers you?
Speaker 7: Relevant question?
Speaker 5: I mean we were you know, we were a buzz
Speaker 5: in't but we weren't like I wouldn't say anyone would blackout.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's still tell what's the next question, Alexi?
Speaker 4: Okay. Brook always likes to make this not show and
Speaker 4: ask what did you like about her?
Speaker 2: And besides her leone.
Speaker 4: You always ask that why he.
Speaker 2: Isn't just doing this? Like what what scared?
Speaker 4: What is he scared about?
Speaker 5: Aside from being really hot? Nurw like she had a
Speaker 5: very bold personality and was very confident and I liked
Speaker 5: that she was just very Yeah, she came up to me.
Speaker 5: Actually that's how we started. We started talking.
Speaker 3: And now then what she said, why are you doing
Speaker 3: this yourself?
Speaker 5: I'm a little nervous because of what some of her
Speaker 5: friends have said, like you know, she does this and
Speaker 5: then she regrets it. The next day.
Speaker 2: Why would you regret making out at a party?
Speaker 4: What a waste of energy?
Speaker 6: Just enjoy it, Alexis, You've never made out with a
Speaker 6: guy that you didn't genuinely have feelings.
Speaker 7: For, right, Yeah?
Speaker 5: I will say that her friend's been very, very responsive,
Speaker 5: you know, and I'm like, are you Is she interested?
Speaker 5: And she's trying to curb on her best friend? I
Speaker 5: don't know, It's it's a little weird.
Speaker 4: Do you think not one, but two of them are
Speaker 4: into you?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's all right, Alexis. Do you feel
Speaker 6: like you've enough information to ask this girl out on
Speaker 6: Connor's behalf? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do we know what type of date?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Can I promise her something big?
Speaker 7: How much money do you have?
Speaker 5: You don't want to bribe her into going.
Speaker 7: Now, alex Is gonna have to figure out another let's.
Speaker 5: Do let's do drinks and dinner or maybe you drinks
Speaker 5: and then if if it's a vibe, like we could
Speaker 5: go to dinner after.
Speaker 2: Any other Bennies Like why would someone want to date him?
Speaker 4: Why would someone want to date you? Sorry that was
Speaker 4: supposed to say.
Speaker 7: Question.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm a cool guy. I like to hang
Speaker 5: and like yeah, I got this really cool DVD collection
Speaker 5: share and I think she would be.
Speaker 7: Let's lead with that.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna mention you have so much to work with.
Speaker 7: I got every video of the ring.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think we could take any more in
Speaker 6: themation for Connor because for the first time ever in
Speaker 6: the history of this show, Alexis asks you out, it's
Speaker 6: gonna attempt to swindle Jenna into going out with the
Speaker 6: guys she says is not her type.
Speaker 7: And maybe even gave her the serious ick. I might
Speaker 7: have just added that on my own. You get the picture.
Speaker 6: It's a serious undertaking, and Alexis Is gonna make that
Speaker 6: call with Alexis asks you out.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 6: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, the radio show
Speaker 6: that's doing segments nobody else in the world is willing
Speaker 6: to try.
Speaker 7: Jeffrey, this one's called. Alexis asked you out. Where our resident.
Speaker 6: Gen z blonde ish question Mark boldly raised her hand
Speaker 6: and said, I volunteer to help our listeners.
Speaker 7: Yes, this is all her idea.
Speaker 1: Came charging into the producer her studio and said that
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 6: So brave of you and in this particular case, It's
Speaker 6: a guy named Connor who made out with some girl
Speaker 6: named Jenna at a party about three weeks ago. Afterwards,
Speaker 6: she apparently went and told her friends she kind of
Speaker 6: regrets it and Connor's not really her type, but like
Speaker 6: most men, he is still interested.
Speaker 1: I mean, what if the.
Speaker 2: Friends are lying Alexis.
Speaker 1: They want him, everybody wants Alexis is about to speak
Speaker 1: to this.
Speaker 6: Young woman one on one, girl on girl and see
Speaker 6: if she can convince her to give Connor a chance.
Speaker 7: And that's what's gonna say. Because Alexis can talk to
Speaker 7: a girl and relate and be like nah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't forget about his DVD collection.
Speaker 7: She has a.
Speaker 6: Big selling point. All we're asking here is one date.
Speaker 6: We're not asking for love.
Speaker 7: For marriage, her girlfriend's status or anything, although that will
Speaker 7: come eventually.
Speaker 6: Alexis has that too, but the rest of the room
Speaker 6: is not going to join in on the call till
Speaker 6: the deal is either officially done or Dick, I'm all alone.
Speaker 2: Hold your hand, Okay.
Speaker 7: We're about to do it.
Speaker 6: Connor, do you have any final words of encouragement for
Speaker 6: Alexis before we make the call?
Speaker 5: I mean, trust your gut, you got this, and just yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll be very happy if you can make it happen.
Speaker 4: That's not saying good things, but we'll go with that.
Speaker 6: That and just as a reminder, Connor, you don't say anything.
Speaker 6: Don't jump in until we call you in to ask
Speaker 6: us to.
Speaker 7: Join the call. Okay, got it all? Right, here we go.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna dial Jenna's number right now. Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hi, is this Jenna? Yes, Hi, I We're gonna.
Speaker 3: Really mean radio show that made me call you. It's
Speaker 3: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: You probably haven't heard of it.
Speaker 7: Did you say your name?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I'm Alexis. Sorry, my name is Alexis. We're gonna radio show.
Speaker 3: But I'm talking about a guy named Connor who you
Speaker 3: made out with three weeks ago to party.
Speaker 4: Do you remember him?
Speaker 8: What is going on?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well Connor? Sorry, I hate this.
Speaker 7: You're doing so good.
Speaker 4: She's starting to sweat.
Speaker 7: I love this, Alexis.
Speaker 3: Connor called us because he's still thinking about you in
Speaker 3: that makeout. But you heard from your friends that like,
Speaker 3: maybe you're not that into him or he's not your type.
Speaker 3: But I was just calling to see if that's true.
Speaker 4: Oh, did you like him?
Speaker 8: We're going to bring it up immediately ask, Wow, he
Speaker 8: is not my type?
Speaker 4: Oh can I ask?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 7: Where do I start?
Speaker 8: Oh? Well, he's five eight?
Speaker 4: Oh you and I it looks.
Speaker 8: Like date guys that are under five eleven.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I get you. I'm like that, and a
Speaker 3: lot of my friends are like that. But short guys
Speaker 3: work harder.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 4: It is because not as many girls are into them.
Speaker 7: What No, don't have that.
Speaker 4: They have to put in more work. That's good for you.
Speaker 8: So I should be into him because all girls aren't not.
Speaker 3: As many, So he'll try harder than like a cocky
Speaker 3: six foot guy.
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: If there are other reasons, ers at it because I
Speaker 3: feel like we covered that one.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm glad it's funny to you.
Speaker 4: No it's not. I actually I really don't enjoy myself
Speaker 4: right now. No, not because of you, because my coworkers.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Okay, let's go about Connor.
Speaker 3: Other things you don't like about him are.
Speaker 8: Well, he wore so much cologne that it set off
Speaker 8: the smoke alarm.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we actually like actually said it off.
Speaker 8: I mean may as well have Yeah, it was that loud.
Speaker 3: Oh I actually hate that, but it is better than
Speaker 3: Bolls worse.
Speaker 8: I think I had that too.
Speaker 4: Okay, well we could change that.
Speaker 3: We could buy him deodorant and when he borrows hoodies,
Speaker 3: they're gonna smell really good.
Speaker 8: Honey. Would you go out with a guy that was
Speaker 8: wearing a sleeveless shirt that said eye flex and the
Speaker 8: sleeves fell off.
Speaker 4: Faby he was wearing to the party in public.
Speaker 8: To the party, Yes, yes, Oh it's funny.
Speaker 4: It's funny. The shirt, it was not funny. But did
Speaker 4: he have good muscles?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, I think those are all very fixable things. And
Speaker 3: she has a DVD collection?
Speaker 4: Did you know that?
Speaker 8: I do you know about the dvd collection? Yeah? He
Speaker 8: could talk of almost nothing else, and oh and how
Speaker 8: many push ups he could do? But I didn't believe that.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're running out of time, So let's just
Speaker 3: say that he was drinking and that's why he did
Speaker 3: all those things, and when he's sober, he's not like
Speaker 3: that at all, Which you go out on one date
Speaker 3: with him?
Speaker 8: I mean, you have given me no compelling reasons to
Speaker 8: reconsider my position.
Speaker 4: What if he's rich, Oh.
Speaker 8: No, honey, he's not rich. He was drinking rolling rock
Speaker 8: there is no.
Speaker 6: Rock.
Speaker 4: Okay, how about just one day?
Speaker 3: If you don't like him, you can ghost him, block him,
Speaker 3: all block him as a show.
Speaker 4: We can all block him if you don't like him.
Speaker 8: I mean I think I did already.
Speaker 3: Okay, well do I still have to think of good
Speaker 3: things to say?
Speaker 7: Nice? We said we won't jump ontil we get a
Speaker 7: definitive yes.
Speaker 4: Or oh okay, so can I just get a clarification?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: You would like to go on just one date? It
Speaker 3: could be thirty minutes. I don't really care. Just say
Speaker 3: just one date with Connor.
Speaker 8: I mean he would have to change like a lot.
Speaker 8: I don't think it's possible.
Speaker 4: What if you wear full T shirt?
Speaker 8: I mean, okay, look, I will do fifteen minutes with
Speaker 8: no rolling rocks and no graphic T shirt with the
Speaker 8: sleeves cut off and no push ups and no DVDs
Speaker 8: and no cologne, no cologne. Fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Perfect?
Speaker 7: Yes? Did you hear that, Connor?
Speaker 8: You got?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 7: Actually works? Oh my god, Connor, are you there?
Speaker 5: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Wow. She sounded like
Speaker 5: a pizza work.
Speaker 1: Actually, Connor, you were drinking rolling roll but she said yes,
Speaker 1: she said.
Speaker 7: Yes to a date with you for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: I know, which I'm definitely bringing to myself, so hopefully
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say positive. Here.
Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't like what you heard.
Speaker 5: She's a little different than what I remember.
Speaker 7: I guess that memory.
Speaker 5: When we were making out. You know, we weren't talking,
Speaker 5: so I didn't have to even hear her.
Speaker 7: Oh and you liked that better? You thought you called
Speaker 7: the DVD collection.
Speaker 2: I think someone's hurt on the phone.
Speaker 5: I mean she heard about the DVD collection and then
Speaker 5: still made out with me.
Speaker 7: So I wrote, you got a date, so I would
Speaker 7: just say.
Speaker 5: Thank you and yeah, like we're gonna go for it.
Speaker 5: Let's see what happened.
Speaker 8: Oh oh wow, No, No, I didn't know he was listening. No,
Speaker 8: I'm not doing this. I'm sorry I did all that.
Speaker 6: Alexis you out.
Speaker 4: You listening or being stupid guest?
Speaker 7: Like Connor, you were the one that we were just
Speaker 7: rising him up.
Speaker 1: Darn kind of got a back Alexis on that one.
Speaker 1: Connor didn't do any favors when you got on the phone,
Speaker 1: But did.
Speaker 7: You hear what was being said about him?
Speaker 1: I understood, but if you were wanted the date, like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said yes, either shocking, I mean, if
Speaker 1: I was Connor after hearing it, Okay, well I'm never.
Speaker 4: Doing this again.
Speaker 6: Connor, I'm sorry, man, it was a yes, then it
Speaker 6: was a no. But at least at the end of
Speaker 6: the day we get to blame Brook.
Speaker 7: For this because you never spoke up and we specifically.
Speaker 4: Asked you for help.
Speaker 7: Where were you.
Speaker 5: Since?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 7: Nine too? If you want, Alexis to shoot your shot.
Speaker 6: On your behalf, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Alexis, this is the first time, other than a phone tap,
Speaker 6: where you were actually featured in it and asked to
Speaker 6: do something on this show.
Speaker 7: How does it feel? Was it as uncomfortable as it
Speaker 7: looked and sounded more?
Speaker 4: Probably?
Speaker 7: But like looking back on.
Speaker 6: It, at least you feel like you did our listener,
Speaker 6: Connor a solid right. You could say in your heart
Speaker 6: you gave one hundred percent effort to help him.
Speaker 4: Not really, but I got through it. You got through
Speaker 4: So sorry, Connor.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to maybe play matchmaker for him with
Speaker 1: another listener like you're getting on the textboard?
Speaker 4: Maybe not him? Oh, I'm sorry, nothing that gets him?
Speaker 4: Did you hear what she said, Okay.
Speaker 6: I mean Connor is the listener that helps pays the
Speaker 6: bills for this show.
Speaker 2: I thought his T shirt was kind of funny.
Speaker 6: Okay, I will say, our editor will probably have to
Speaker 6: slow down your rate of speed of conversation by like
Speaker 6: fifty percent so all the listeners can understand you.
Speaker 7: Girls will hear it just and like you said, you
Speaker 7: did it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Alexis asks you out was a success.
Speaker 4: Is tour listener?
Speaker 2: Should we do it again?
Speaker 7: That's that's the question text in to seven, eight, five
Speaker 7: nine too.
Speaker 6: If you want to hear more, Alexis talking at light speed.
Speaker 7: But you can find all of our content.
Speaker 6: Alexis asks you out, Brooke breaks you up, second dates,
Speaker 6: phone tabs, everything is available wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 6: Just go search Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning