1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping make your nights hotter 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: and your morning's more comfortable with the new Siracha Sleep 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: number bed, adjust your mattress from maximum comfort, and crank 4 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: up the heat with a built in siracha dispenser for 5 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: the wildest dreams. 6 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 2: Of your life in your mouth. Snooze with the rooster. 7 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: Thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird 8 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 2: Those other pillow lickers just don't. 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of the place where 12 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: it's ninety degrees raining sideways and someone's grilling hot dogs 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 1: in a hurricane Florida. Thirty three year old USPS worker 14 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: names Caitlin Dye was on her normal route delivering mail 15 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: and packages when a bystander witnessed her going the wrong 16 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: way down a road that's not. 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 3: Good and then maybe she's it is a long day. Yeah, 18 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 3: I've gone the wrong way before. 19 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 1: Then as the person got closer to her vehicle, they 20 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: saw Caitlyn throw a bunch of plastic cups out the 21 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: window and then make a U turn and drive on 22 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,559 Speaker 1: someone's lawn. 23 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 2: Nobody got timputing. 24 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: The officer showed up and pulled Caitlyn over. According to deputies, 25 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: she appeared confused and disoriented, and then she failed a 26 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: field sobriety test. 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 3: Because she missed some medication or anything. 28 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 2: Now, what was the deal? 29 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: Caitlyn admitted she'd been invited into a house party on 30 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: her route and when she. 31 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 2: Went in and drank a few shots of vodka. Is him? 32 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 3: It's like a day party, because who gets her mail 33 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 3: delivered at night? They're going hard in that neighborhood. 34 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I must have been a block party. 35 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: She knows probably wasn't the best decision, but she didn't 36 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 1: want to be rude to the organizers because they were 37 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: all encouraging her to get wasted. 38 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're the fun mail person. Yeah, honestly. 39 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 2: She was taken to jail and charged with DUI. 40 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: I feel like there's also like a firefighter and a 41 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: policeman in there too, like all kinds of occupation. 42 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 2: His next laser story is out of Toronto. 43 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 1: A thirty eight year old woman named Julia Lebau and 44 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: her boyfriend took their four kids to a Toronto Raptors game, 45 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 1: and when they came home via Uber, it was late, 46 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 1: and her youngest child had fallen asleep in the. 47 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 2: Third row of the car. 48 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 3: Oh so sweet. 49 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: So as they got to the house, Julia and her 50 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 1: boyfriend discussed how they were going to unload everyone and 51 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 1: get all their stuffy So she ushered all the first 52 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,360 Speaker 1: three kids into the house while her boyfriend grabbed all 53 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 1: the car seats in winter coats. 54 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 3: Honestly, you have to have some sort of engineering degree 55 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 3: to figure out how to get four kids in the 56 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 3: outa cars. 57 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 2: It's just how it is. There's got to be a game, yes. 58 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: Yes, But then when Julia went to retrieve her last child, 59 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: the car was unfortunately gone. 60 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 2: With the kid. Yeah. 61 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: Frantic, she called Uber to get them to track down 62 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: the driver, but they said they couldn't do that because 63 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: of privacy reasons. 64 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 2: Why kid down my child? So like, you left your 65 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 2: cell phone in the car? So she called the police. 66 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: Okay, authorities then called Uber to ask the same question 67 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: and we're told, yeah, sorry, you've got to fill out 68 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: a form for that. 69 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 2: We got a twelve child in the car form Yeah yeah, 70 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 2: find your missing child twelve pages. Yeah. Initial. 71 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: Luckily, officers were able to track down the little girl 72 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: about an hour and a half later. 73 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a long time. 74 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: Did it without the company's help. The driver had no 75 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: idea the sleeping child was in the back seat. 76 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 2: She was completely safe and returned home. 77 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 3: Oh thank god, I burn. 78 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: Dude. 79 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 3: Do you think that driver was so mad? He's like, lady, 80 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 3: I don't want your kids. 81 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 2: Did you not pay anybody else up for an hour 82 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 2: and a half playing with the random kid in the vackseat? 83 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 2: If it's a third. 84 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: Row, yeah, they they would just assume that it's the. 85 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 2: Driver's kid movie. 86 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: As for the Uber, Julia says they offered them a 87 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: ten dollars. 88 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 2: Credit for their next rid service. 89 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: Yes, a generous, generous apology. 90 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 2: God gold star for Uber today. 91 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: This next Lazer short is out of kids corners, not 92 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: forgotten kids. It's no secret that young children love the 93 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: show Cocoa Melon. However, with its bright colors, loud music, 94 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,799 Speaker 1: and fast paced action. 95 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,479 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that's what it's about. 96 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: That sounds kind of good. 97 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 3: I've actually never seen it. 98 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 2: I got my kids didn't watch it. It's all like 99 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 2: music and like dancing. I know, it's like popular. 100 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 1: It's like Bob Bob Black Sheep and you know, all 101 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 1: the all the popular songs. 102 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 2: But animated all that. 103 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 3: Stuff, the songs from the eighteen hundreds that were all 104 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 3: about pandemics and stuff. 105 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 2: But now with like fun three D characters. Really cool. 106 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 2: But the question is is it bad for the children. 107 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: Some parents are starting to think so, and even a 108 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: few influencers are comparing it to crack for kids. 109 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 3: Crack is whacker to sixty year Real Quick, Jeff. 110 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: They say it's overstimulating and leads to negative behaviors. Oh interesting, 111 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,599 Speaker 1: especially when parents try to turn it off. One mother 112 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: says she doesn't allow her kids to watch Coco Melon 113 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: at all. Quote it's too fast paced, it's too aggressive, 114 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 1: and I don't like how big their eyes are. Another 115 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: influencer says she feels like overstimulation is playing into their 116 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 1: short attention span that kids already have. 117 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 3: Dude, I could totally see that, just because there's some 118 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 3: shows that my kids are total a holes after they 119 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 3: watch it, and I'm like, oh, well, that one's off 120 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 3: the list. 121 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: As for the company that produces the show, they say, quote, 122 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: we dedicate to fbstantial resources to ensure all of our 123 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: content is as enriching as it is entertaining. 124 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 3: I see they're not about money, Jeff. 125 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 2: They're about education. I'm sure that that is what it is. 126 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 1: Wellus two year olds can decide for themselves what they 127 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 1: can watch. 128 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 2: Stop being helicopter parents. They're basically grumps. He's like, I'm 129 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 2: switching back and forth from the news, mom, mommy, can 130 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 2: I watch Silence of the Lamb? That's like Mary had 131 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 2: a little lamb educational. This next laser story is out 132 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 2: of trend town. 133 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: A new report's out and it's trying to make digital 134 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: spring cleaning a thing. 135 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 2: I don't know. 136 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,679 Speaker 3: It sounds like a lot less work than the actual 137 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 3: spring cleaning that needs to be done in my house. 138 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 1: You know, it's actually much more horrible, you know, deleting 139 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:50,080 Speaker 1: old emails, clearing out unused files on your computers that 140 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: are just taking up random space, and even dealing with 141 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,840 Speaker 1: data build up. 142 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 3: Well, I mean, honestly, organizing your phone is really good idea. 143 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 2: I'm sorry on your computer? 144 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so you could go back and find stuff someday, 145 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 3: you know, like just saying I'm not reorganized. 146 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 2: So that's something I would never think to do. 147 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: If it sounds less than fun to do this, You're 148 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 1: not alone. Fifty nine percent of people would rather wash 149 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 1: dishes than face their digital files. Twenty three percent would 150 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: rather get their annual physical that includes a complimentary probing. Yeah, babe, 151 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: I feel like you asked for that. 152 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 2: Job every time. 153 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 3: How is that also in my files? 154 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 2: As long as it's on the house. 155 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: And finally, seventeen percent would rather eat raw liver and 156 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: onions than spend one day deleting old emails. 157 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 2: I mean, at least saw it a little bit. Yeah, 158 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 2: you know raw. 159 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: So it looks like cleaning up your digital space is 160 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 1: not something people are pumped to do. 161 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 2: Like this guy. 162 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because he's still running Windows ninety five that 163 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:59,240 Speaker 1: makes sense, and trying to delete three thousand compromising screenshots. 164 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 2: That operation system is even slower than he is now 165 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 2: means Laser Stories has come to an end of the day. 166 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brooke and 167 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.