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Speaker 1: I just found out that my girlfriend lives on the streets.

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Speaker 1: I want to say something, but I don't want to

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Speaker 1: embarrass her. What should I do?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 3: You got to stand in solidarity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get out in the streets as await yourself, evict

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Speaker 1: yourself from your home, buy ARII tent yea.

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Speaker 4: Live with your girlfriend in the woods.

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Speaker 1: Be like, hey, baby, you're not homeless. If you're always camping,

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Speaker 1: you're not homeless because home is with me in my heart. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So TLDR saw my girlfriend standing outside of a homeless

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Speaker 1: shelter in a food line. We've been dating for a

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Speaker 1: couple of months, and I want to offer her to

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Speaker 1: stay at my apartment, but I don't want to completely

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Speaker 1: dominate the power balance in our relationship or make her

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Speaker 1: feel like she owes me. Okay, so here's the details. Okay,

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Speaker 1: yesterday morning, I went out to go for a walk

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Speaker 1: around the city and notice a girl that looked familiar

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Speaker 1: standing in a line at a homeless shelter. I took

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Speaker 1: a double glance and saw a hoodie that was mine

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Speaker 1: and then recognize my girlfriend kat. I was pretty shocked

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Speaker 1: by seeing her there, but I didn't approach her because

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to embarrass her, so for background info.

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Speaker 1: I met Kat in February at Duncan Donuts, sure making

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Speaker 1: small dog with her when I saw her both wearing

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Speaker 1: the same Dodgers hat. I offered to pay for her

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Speaker 1: and got to know her when she asked if I

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Speaker 1: up our drink. I asked her out on a date

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Speaker 1: and she accepted. As the last couple of months went by,

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Speaker 1: things were growing great with us. I learned that she's

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Speaker 1: working two jobs, wanted to go to college, was a

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Speaker 1: devout Catholic. She invited me to attend mass I'm not Catholic,

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Speaker 1: but went out of respect.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I noticed that she never brought up her family, except

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Speaker 1: when she mentioned her dad, who was a marine that

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Speaker 1: passed away when she was a kid. Fast forward to

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Speaker 1: the present and I ended up sending a good morning

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Speaker 1: text inside the Duncans. As I was looking to see

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Speaker 1: if it was really her, Like clockwork, she pulled out

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Speaker 1: her phone and told me she was at her apartment

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Speaker 1: and that she was cooking breakfast.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: It was really surprising for me because I always dropped

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Speaker 1: her off at a nice apartment building whenever a date

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Speaker 1: was over. But I guess she did that to give

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Speaker 1: off the appearance that she wasn't homeless. Man, now I

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Speaker 1: want to talk to Kat about her situation. She's kind

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Speaker 1: of a social introvert, to put it lightly, if she

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Speaker 1: was truly homeless, I want to offer Cat to stay

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Speaker 1: at my place. The only problem is that I don't

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Speaker 1: want to come off like she owes me anything. I

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Speaker 1: also want to respect her Catholic faith because she told

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Speaker 1: me she wants to wait to give up her virginity

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Speaker 1: after I originally invited her over to my place before

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Speaker 1: I knew she was homeless. The Catholics aren't fond of

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Speaker 1: unmarried cohabitation either. Thoughts on how I can navigate this?

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Speaker 1: There is an edit, but so far, what do you think?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: Basically, Opie is asking like, yeah, I think I should

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Speaker 3: Totally yeah, I think, you know, and obviously like it's

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Speaker 4: But it seems like.

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Speaker 1: Opie's actually like like going about it the right way.

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Speaker 3: I think opie Is has a really good head on

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Speaker 3: his shoulders. I think basically, I think you basically say

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Speaker 3: happy to you know, have you lived with me? But

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Speaker 3: I don't want this to affect the power dynamic I

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Speaker 3: and you know I yeah, I think basically just saying that.

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Speaker 1: Or I mean, like you're making a lot of assumptions

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Speaker 4: Too.

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Speaker 1: That is true, but I actually did lie. She did

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Speaker 1: I'm volunteering out a food bank, right, So I think

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Speaker 1: you just start with like what you know, You're just like, hey, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm wondering, is everything okay? Yeah, Like you just keep

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Speaker 3: That's I think a great point. You're right, never assume

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Speaker 1: And there is an update. I forgot to mention that

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Speaker 1: Kat has an older sedan. I know that I'm making

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Speaker 1: think so. Kat immediately began to cry and showed her

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Speaker 1: Kat told me that she had been homeless for over

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Speaker 1: Although she ended up getting ELST entry level separation and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see, like it's a hard thing, and

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Speaker 3: I don't want to depend on you or make.

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Speaker 1: You, yeah, think anything like that. So she had me

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Speaker 3: Oh man.

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Speaker 1: Truthfully, I felt gutted hearing her story. I had a

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Speaker 3: I told her I.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to help her out in any way, and that

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Speaker 4: What you are killing?

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Speaker 3: Come on, is this an r slash O kop show?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Kat was very hesitant because of her pride, and she

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Speaker 1: As far as the conditions go, I told her to

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Speaker 1: with pre marital cohabitation. The last thanks for advice on everything.

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Speaker 1: Our convo was a long one and took a lot

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Speaker 3: Oh hold on, round of applause. Man, that's that's a

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Speaker 1: Even the small detail of like I took her to

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Speaker 4: a load off. What are your sins? What's your name? First?

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Speaker 2: My name is Josh Australia. Yeah, we are what Perth?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my family in Melbourne. Oh I don't have the

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Speaker 4: accent definitely. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 5: So actually in la story, believe it or not. So

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Speaker 5: last time I was, last time I was at Disneyland

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Speaker 5: was when I was maybe six, and uh yeah, you

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Speaker 5: need to take a piss, as you do when you're six.

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Speaker 5: Tiny bladder. So I was out there. Dad was like,

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Speaker 5: I'll come with her. You know, you don't want to

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Speaker 5: go by yourself and yeah, crossing swords, you know, just

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Speaker 5: a classes your dad, Hey with my dad. Yeah, so

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Speaker 5: my sord's obviously a bit lower, but yeah, yeah crossing.

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Speaker 4: Well and size though, yeah, I mean a six year old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah raighted Disneyland, dude, splash mountain for a reason.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, splashing around to that you're not.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're out there crossing swords and like, I

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Speaker 5: don't know, maybe someone just like couldn't make it to

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Speaker 5: the toilet first. They must have wet the floor and

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Speaker 5: I slipped straight over the bowl. And Dad, like, I

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Speaker 5: don't know, I just couldn't stop. He didn't think, just

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Speaker 5: like piss on the floor or some ship, just straight

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Speaker 5: on my head.

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Speaker 4: He pissed on your head.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your wo kept going a.

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Speaker 4: Is that the Australian thing to do?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, But I don't know. I was going

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Speaker 2: through his head.

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Speaker 4: Maybe just that was going through his head.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Well my sin was just like being there,

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Speaker 5: so that just taking anyway.

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Speaker 2: That was a low light. But that's a sin of mine.

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Speaker 4: Is that the last time you saw your dad's penis.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even see it, bro, I was too low down.

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Speaker 5: I think I wasn't giving an if I want to

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Speaker 5: look like I was out here feeling it. I don't

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Speaker 5: see my dad's I felt, Yes, that's absolutely wrong.

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Speaker 1: You wanted to be absolved to feel your dad's wier Yes,

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Speaker 1: please all right, and.

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Speaker 4: Nobie feeling it's beir to sat the ol end. You

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Speaker 4: are blessed, you have confessed, and now you will go

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Speaker 4: away dressed. Thank you, legends. What's your name? You already

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Speaker 4: said that? Okay, yeah, I forgot. I was too busy

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Speaker 4: thinking about his dad's Yeah,