Speaker 1: Second d A good sign at the end of a
Speaker 1: first date is a kiss and yeah, maybe a short
Speaker 1: conversation that mentions, hey, this was fun, we should do
Speaker 1: it again, maybe with less clothes next time. Yet direct
Speaker 1: way to say it, I like it. A potential bad
Speaker 1: sign at the end of a date is when one
Speaker 1: party cuts things off a little bit short and the
Speaker 1: other party reacts by accusing them of lying. It's not
Speaker 1: a good sign. Now, our listener, Luke didn't go quite
Speaker 1: that far, but he came right up to the edge
Speaker 1: of calling around and I want to hear the story
Speaker 1: from him. So Luke, welcome to the show. Many thanks
Speaker 1: for having me. Yeah, okay, are you still really angry, Luke?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know if we should do this call?
Speaker 1: If that's your headspace, no, this kind it's sad. I
Speaker 1: was like really excited. He had a good time, so
Speaker 1: I was just a little disappointed. Okay, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So who is this girl that we're going to be
Speaker 1: calling here? What's her name? Her name's Ivy And we
Speaker 1: met online? Okay, and why were you poison? Why were
Speaker 1: you so excited about Ivy? Well, you know, we were
Speaker 1: chatting for a little bit after we had like met
Speaker 1: and like we were trying to figure out what we
Speaker 1: could do, but it was so hot. But we both
Speaker 1: were like, man, we should do something cool, maybe something
Speaker 1: with water or maybe something what I I mean, I
Speaker 1: get it, Like that makes sense. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be sweating your entire date. It's not a good look. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really wasn't. But I ended up seeing this TikTok
Speaker 1: video with this guy actually baked a cake in his
Speaker 1: car because it was so hot outside. God, who I
Speaker 1: just saw someone doing lasagna in a mailbox. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't need one anymore. So we're you guys do make
Speaker 1: a sharecoonery board in a freezer? So did you guys
Speaker 1: bake a carcake? Well, we were wondering if it was
Speaker 1: like fake or you know, there's no way we could
Speaker 1: really do it, and so we actually did try it.
Speaker 1: You tested it. Did it work? I actually think that's fun? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I thought it was fun and she was down
Speaker 1: for it too, which I was like super excited about,
Speaker 1: and so I went, I picked her up. We got
Speaker 1: the cake, Mick, we put it in a tray in
Speaker 1: my car and we left it out in the sun
Speaker 1: for like maybe about an hour later, and then when
Speaker 1: we checked it it was actually baked. Dude. It's like,
Speaker 1: and now you have cake to eat and your car
Speaker 1: smells amazing that too. Yeah, I don't need to buy
Speaker 1: any of those like cinnamon air freshmeners for a long time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what kind of cake did you do?
Speaker 1: Chocolate fonfetti? Um, well, it turns out both of us
Speaker 1: our favorite cake is red velvet. Oh you have a
Speaker 1: shared cake love. Yeah, we tried it and it tasted
Speaker 1: really really good. Weird. So this is such a fun date.
Speaker 1: But it's like daytime, right, So it's not like she's
Speaker 1: probably going to stay the night or anything. Brooks wondering
Speaker 1: where does the booze come in? So it's just like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's more casual that way when you're in
Speaker 1: the middle of a day. Yeah, and so I knew
Speaker 1: she wasn't going to end up staying the whole night,
Speaker 1: but then she was kind of like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: to take off. Yeah, this was kind of a br really. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean at that point, you've probably been hanging out
Speaker 1: for two hours, right, Yeah, it's like some people just
Speaker 1: want to leave, like when the timings right, because if
Speaker 1: you overstay, then that should be a bad look too,
Speaker 1: you know, did you have an excuse for like why
Speaker 1: she needed to take off? She did. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my dog hands have been feeling well that's hard to
Speaker 1: argue with. Yeah. Yeah, but see now what was weird
Speaker 1: is that nowhere on a dating profile or none of
Speaker 1: her pictures did she even mention having a dog. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: you think she's lying about the dog. I just kind
Speaker 1: of thought it was weird because, like, we we chatted
Speaker 1: for a while online and at no point did a
Speaker 1: dog come up. That is odd because most people with
Speaker 1: dogs have to tell you about them in the first
Speaker 1: five minutes in their profile pack something. Come on, why
Speaker 1: would she lie about a dog? There's so many other
Speaker 1: excuses she could have used you. But now what happened
Speaker 1: was that she said her dog was sick, and so
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, I didn't know you had dogs.
Speaker 1: And then she says, oh, yeah, his name is sprinkle
Speaker 1: sprinkles a cake. We just put sprinkles on his ship.
Speaker 1: His name is red Velvet car. Yeah, how my kids
Speaker 1: come up with me lamp. It's a pretty big coincidence there.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what I thought. It just seemed l coincidental.
Speaker 1: But I just didn't even call her out, and so
Speaker 1: I even told her. I said, okay, well I'll drive
Speaker 1: you home. She was like, oh no all uber jack
Speaker 1: card is like super hot. You did just a yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's why I want to ride. Yes, so good.
Speaker 1: Have you talked to her at all since the date happened? No,
Speaker 1: she haven't. I've tried to text her a couple of times,
Speaker 1: nothing about the dog, but I just have got nothing back. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The first thing I'd ask is how's your dog doing?
Speaker 1: She should say good, bad, whatever. It definitely seems like
Speaker 1: she wants nothing to do with you. Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: better call her. But you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song, come back, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: try and let you have your cake and eat it.
Speaker 1: Took Yeah. I mean on a scale of one to ten, Luke,
Speaker 1: how impressed were you by that? I have to say
Speaker 1: maybe about a six. I'd say seven if I wasn't
Speaker 1: so sad, I'll take it. Yeah, we're gonna do a
Speaker 1: second date update right after this. Hold on second. The
Speaker 1: first date that we just heard about has all the
Speaker 1: ingredients that we love. Viral TikTok videos, homemade red velvet cake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and a sick dog named Sprinkles. Don't feel bad. It's
Speaker 1: probably just a made up dog. Because Luke and his
Speaker 1: date Ivy attempted baking a cake inside his car on
Speaker 1: a hot day, and afterwards, she suddenly claimed that she
Speaker 1: had to go and check on her sick dog, Sprinkles,
Speaker 1: which Luke thought was a little bit suspicious because she
Speaker 1: never mentioned having a dog before that and they just
Speaker 1: finished putting Sprinkles on top of their cake. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: was that just an excuse or wasn't an actual emergency.
Speaker 1: We're about to call her and try and find out, Luke.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put the frosting on this segment here. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Jose's already licked the spoon. Is that still cool with you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I just man, I'm really hoping that she
Speaker 1: and I are able to get reconnected because I really
Speaker 1: like this goal. If she's lying, she's a terrible liar.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't even like, you can't even go
Speaker 1: with Bella like, I mean, that's the easiest dog name ever,
Speaker 1: you know, Yes, I have a dog named Bella, Luke,
Speaker 1: do you think we should just call her a liar?
Speaker 1: As soon as she picks up the phone. No, because
Speaker 1: I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's your call, it's your second date. It's not bad
Speaker 1: to date a bad liar. You know then you always
Speaker 1: know when it's the good liars. You don't want that one.
Speaker 1: We're gonna try and find out that answer right now.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna dial her number. Here we go. You're
Speaker 1: gonna feel dumb. If the dog answers the phone better
Speaker 1: be barking in the background, coughing, bark we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Ivy? Yeah speaking? Is it hi? Ivy. My
Speaker 1: name's jeff I'm an assistant with the veterinary Clinic. I'm
Speaker 1: calling to see how Sprinkles is responding to the antibiotics.
Speaker 1: She did, okay, right out the gate. Wait what huh
Speaker 1: your dog Sprinkles? Oh no, did Sprinkles go to the
Speaker 1: big fire hydrant in the sky. I'm so sorry? What's
Speaker 1: going on, guys, Ivy? So I'm not actually from the
Speaker 1: vet clinic. We're on You're on the radio right now
Speaker 1: with a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey would Clinic.
Speaker 1: Four people calling Hey, I'm like, why are you guys laughing?
Speaker 1: What is going on. We're doing something called a second
Speaker 1: date update. We're trying to get some answers for one
Speaker 1: of our listeners named Luke, who you went out with recently.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Louse, right girl, Why are you lying to Luke? Listen, guys,
Speaker 1: I mean, I made up a pretty bad lie just
Speaker 1: to get out of where I was. Luke was kind
Speaker 1: of onto you. He noticed that at the end of
Speaker 1: the day you seem a little panicked. Yeah, I checked
Speaker 1: it in Wait to Go. I mean, did he tell
Speaker 1: you what happened there? Like? Yeah, I mean, we know,
Speaker 1: we know a little bit about the day. We know
Speaker 1: that you guys went and tried baking a cake together
Speaker 1: inside of his car to see if it really worked,
Speaker 1: based off of a viral TikTok video which we thought
Speaker 1: sounded like a really fun date. Yeah. Well, initially I'm
Speaker 1: just completely game. But did he tell you anything about
Speaker 1: his grandparents? His grandparents, yeah, with them or something. So
Speaker 1: he picked me up and I thought we were going
Speaker 1: back to his house. So I was a little shocked.
Speaker 1: And he opened the door and I see two old
Speaker 1: people sleeping in a rocking chair. You know, he wakes
Speaker 1: them up and he goes, hey, meet my grandma and
Speaker 1: my granddad. And I'm like, wait, what though, right? You
Speaker 1: feel like that? Like does he take care of his grandparents?
Speaker 1: Is that why he lives with them? He doesn't live
Speaker 1: with them. We were just visiting back. It sounds like
Speaker 1: they didn't even know that you guys were coming. No,
Speaker 1: so here's the thing they'll eat. Demands his grandmother to
Speaker 1: make a cake. Wait what I thought YouTube made the cake? No,
Speaker 1: she did. And then the thing is he didn't even
Speaker 1: bring any ingredients and he's just like, oh, we need
Speaker 1: to make a cake, blah blah blah. And I felt
Speaker 1: so horrible. So yeah, but here's the thing. I think
Speaker 1: they're like in their nineties. It's not like they're like
Speaker 1: seventy something. They were really all feeble. And he's over
Speaker 1: there like cracking whips and his grandmother it's like, I
Speaker 1: can't grip the spoon. I wanted to help. I mean
Speaker 1: I even offered. He kept interrupting and go, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let her do it. She needs to stay active. No,
Speaker 1: he did it. So basically, should did grandma seem happy
Speaker 1: to make a nice little cake for her? Grandson asked
Speaker 1: for grandparents that we can call it so that wasn't
Speaker 1: even the worst part. Guys. When the timer went off
Speaker 1: and he decided to go check on the cake. We
Speaker 1: went outside and I opened the car door. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was super hot in the car, you know, And
Speaker 1: I said something like, it's like an oven in here,
Speaker 1: and he reached around and touched my stomach and said
Speaker 1: he can't wait to put a bun in the Oh
Speaker 1: what the hell? I melted like, I was, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: maybe he just meant eat the cake. You know, he's
Speaker 1: in the kitchen where you below, you know, Like, what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? This sucked. I hate to
Speaker 1: say that, but we didn't tell you. Mister muffinman is
Speaker 1: on the other line himself, and he wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Are you serious? Sorry, you have to talk
Speaker 1: to him? There, It wasn't it went through all of
Speaker 1: that you putting me. We didn't know, Luke, talk to
Speaker 1: your future baby mama. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what the hell? Luke?
Speaker 1: I okay? I Like. The thing is, I knew my
Speaker 1: grandma was going to have the stuff for the cake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so does the grocery store, Luke. That's where you go
Speaker 1: to get it. That's the part that you're the most
Speaker 1: upset about what about the button in the oven? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of it. Yeah, we're just starting from the beginning. Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I think that was a sweet thing to say. You
Speaker 1: know what it means. I'm like looking into the future.
Speaker 1: I could see that. And you know, a lot of
Speaker 1: the times when you're around your grandparents, they're pressuring you.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, when are you gonna give me some grandkids?
Speaker 1: So it probably just you gonna say that on the
Speaker 1: first date. Are you serious? I'm like patrified of you
Speaker 1: and getting anything he'd put in my oven. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I guess the second date maybe it would have been
Speaker 1: a better movie. Years don't do that. I have two
Speaker 1: kids with my husband, and if he did that to me,
Speaker 1: I'd still be grossed out, Like Y'd be like, don't
Speaker 1: touch my oven. Oh my god, my kitchen is clothes
Speaker 1: right now? I thank you? Wow. I just want like,
Speaker 1: can you never talked to a woman before? Like, do
Speaker 1: you not know? I look, I just okay, Maybe that
Speaker 1: wasn't the smartest thing to say. Maybe it wasn't. I
Speaker 1: was trying to be cute or sweet, but oh no,
Speaker 1: And then now your grandparents are like ninety tenting years
Speaker 1: old and you're they're cracking with him, making her due
Speaker 1: all these things. It's a lot. I did not crack,
Speaker 1: oh with it was a dish towel. It's different. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm done. Why now we didn't know any
Speaker 1: of this? Well, kids are things. My grandmother loves baking cake.
Speaker 1: She was a baker when she was younger. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: by the way, last time I tried to help her
Speaker 1: make a cake by cracking the egg, she slapped my
Speaker 1: hand with a frigging wooden scony. Because you said something
Speaker 1: rude at the same time, I mean, you didn't say
Speaker 1: you wanted to put a butt in your grandma's o him.
Speaker 1: Did you to help her with the cooking? Because you
Speaker 1: can't bend down to reach the oven. It's a issue,
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Oven doesn't work anymore. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: at this point, let's just get to the end of
Speaker 1: this and let me ask ivy, would you are going
Speaker 1: to do that? You can't get any worse than what
Speaker 1: happened on the first date, So I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: On the second day. There's nowhere to go but up,
Speaker 1: and we'd like to pay for it. No, thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was polite that I did not see this comm
Speaker 1: I want to say, hell no, but I'll be nice. No,
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, Okay, Luke, Luke, you can't be shocked
Speaker 1: by that. Yeah, I guess so. Would have been nice
Speaker 1: to know about the grandparents before we called ivy and
Speaker 1: had that sprung on us. Yeah, or the bun in
Speaker 1: the oven line or yeah, it's like both are important,
Speaker 1: you know, like you, we did a little TikTok challenge.
Speaker 1: We bonded over it, and she lied about her dog
Speaker 1: to get out of her I know this didn't work
Speaker 1: out quite that well for us, But Luke, maybe your
Speaker 1: grandma would like to make a cake for our morning show.
Speaker 1: She needs to stay active. Ye feel bad about that?
Speaker 1: I mean I need it. Okay, your grandpa Bill was
Speaker 1: a dude, Jeffrey in the morning. I think that was
Speaker 1: actually kind of our fault that we didn't get the
Speaker 1: second date there, What are you talking? I'm not taking
Speaker 1: blame for that. Go with your fault, not my fault.
Speaker 1: We none of us in here asked him. Did you
Speaker 1: bake the cake at your place? Did you bake it
Speaker 1: at her place? Where did this day actually happened? Because
Speaker 1: assumed he would. That's that's on us for just assuming
Speaker 1: because he would have told us that it was at
Speaker 1: his grandparents. But we never asked the question. No, you
Speaker 1: don't ask did you go to your grandparents house and
Speaker 1: force your ninety year old grandmother to make the cake?
Speaker 1: It's just not that's a very natural question, absolutely the
Speaker 1: first question we should have thought of. So now what
Speaker 1: happened now, Not only is the egg in the bolt,
Speaker 1: there's egg on all of our faces and buns and
Speaker 1: ovens all over the place. They're better not be yeah,
Speaker 1: not on something and make sure. Yeah, let's all get tested.
Speaker 1: So no second date there, But I don't think he's
Speaker 1: going to get a second date in the future anytime
Speaker 1: soon either. And yeah, going forward though, we promised to
Speaker 1: ask all the important questions, where your parents were, where
Speaker 1: your grandparents were, what weird questions were asked? Any odd
Speaker 1: references for any future second date update that we do
Speaker 1: have a bad feeling. Next time someone's like, oh, well
Speaker 1: we ate a casserole, we're gonna be like, no, we
Speaker 1: know what happened. Grandma baked it didn't it Because we're
Speaker 1: better investigators. We're all better now, So email us if
Speaker 1: you ever want to get a second date. Update we'll
Speaker 1: call the person who wasn't calling you back.