WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Have Your Car Cake And Eat It Too

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<v Speaker 1>Second d A good sign at the end of a

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<v Speaker 1>first date is a kiss and yeah, maybe a short

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<v Speaker 1>conversation that mentions, hey, this was fun, we should do

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<v Speaker 1>it again, maybe with less clothes next time. Yet direct

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<v Speaker 1>way to say it, I like it. A potential bad

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<v Speaker 1>sign at the end of a date is when one

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<v Speaker 1>party cuts things off a little bit short and the

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<v Speaker 1>other party reacts by accusing them of lying. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a good sign. Now, our listener, Luke didn't go quite

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<v Speaker 1>that far, but he came right up to the edge

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<v Speaker 1>of calling around and I want to hear the story

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<v Speaker 1>from him. So Luke, welcome to the show. Many thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for having me. Yeah, okay, are you still really angry, Luke?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't know if we should do this call?

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<v Speaker 1>If that's your headspace, no, this kind it's sad. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like really excited. He had a good time, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was just a little disappointed. Okay, Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So who is this girl that we're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>calling here? What's her name? Her name's Ivy And we

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<v Speaker 1>met online? Okay, and why were you poison? Why were

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<v Speaker 1>you so excited about Ivy? Well, you know, we were

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<v Speaker 1>chatting for a little bit after we had like met

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<v Speaker 1>and like we were trying to figure out what we

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<v Speaker 1>could do, but it was so hot. But we both

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<v Speaker 1>were like, man, we should do something cool, maybe something

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<v Speaker 1>with water or maybe something what I I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>get it, Like that makes sense. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be sweating your entire date. It's not a good look. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it really wasn't. But I ended up seeing this TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>video with this guy actually baked a cake in his

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<v Speaker 1>car because it was so hot outside. God, who I

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<v Speaker 1>just saw someone doing lasagna in a mailbox. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need one anymore. So we're you guys do make

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<v Speaker 1>a sharecoonery board in a freezer? So did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>bake a carcake? Well, we were wondering if it was

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<v Speaker 1>like fake or you know, there's no way we could

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<v Speaker 1>really do it, and so we actually did try it.

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<v Speaker 1>You tested it. Did it work? I actually think that's fun? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I thought it was fun and she was down

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<v Speaker 1>for it too, which I was like super excited about,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I went, I picked her up. We got

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<v Speaker 1>the cake, Mick, we put it in a tray in

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<v Speaker 1>my car and we left it out in the sun

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<v Speaker 1>for like maybe about an hour later, and then when

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<v Speaker 1>we checked it it was actually baked. Dude. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you have cake to eat and your car

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<v Speaker 1>smells amazing that too. Yeah, I don't need to buy

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<v Speaker 1>any of those like cinnamon air freshmeners for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what kind of cake did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Chocolate fonfetti? Um, well, it turns out both of us

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<v Speaker 1>our favorite cake is red velvet. Oh you have a

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<v Speaker 1>shared cake love. Yeah, we tried it and it tasted

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<v Speaker 1>really really good. Weird. So this is such a fun date.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like daytime, right, So it's not like she's

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<v Speaker 1>probably going to stay the night or anything. Brooks wondering

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<v Speaker 1>where does the booze come in? So it's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's more casual that way when you're in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a day. Yeah, and so I knew

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't going to end up staying the whole night,

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<v Speaker 1>but then she was kind of like, oh, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to take off. Yeah, this was kind of a br really. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean at that point, you've probably been hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>for two hours, right, Yeah, it's like some people just

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<v Speaker 1>want to leave, like when the timings right, because if

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<v Speaker 1>you overstay, then that should be a bad look too,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, did you have an excuse for like why

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<v Speaker 1>she needed to take off? She did. She was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my dog hands have been feeling well that's hard to

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<v Speaker 1>argue with. Yeah. Yeah, but see now what was weird

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<v Speaker 1>is that nowhere on a dating profile or none of

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<v Speaker 1>her pictures did she even mention having a dog. Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you think she's lying about the dog. I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thought it was weird because, like, we we chatted

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<v Speaker 1>for a while online and at no point did a

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<v Speaker 1>dog come up. That is odd because most people with

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<v Speaker 1>dogs have to tell you about them in the first

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes in their profile pack something. Come on, why

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<v Speaker 1>would she lie about a dog? There's so many other

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<v Speaker 1>excuses she could have used you. But now what happened

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<v Speaker 1>was that she said her dog was sick, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, man, I didn't know you had dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she says, oh, yeah, his name is sprinkle

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<v Speaker 1>sprinkles a cake. We just put sprinkles on his ship.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is red Velvet car. Yeah, how my kids

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<v Speaker 1>come up with me lamp. It's a pretty big coincidence there.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that's what I thought. It just seemed l coincidental.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just didn't even call her out, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I even told her. I said, okay, well I'll drive

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<v Speaker 1>you home. She was like, oh no all uber jack

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<v Speaker 1>card is like super hot. You did just a yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's why I want to ride. Yes, so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you talked to her at all since the date happened? No,

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<v Speaker 1>she haven't. I've tried to text her a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing about the dog, but I just have got nothing back. Huh. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The first thing I'd ask is how's your dog doing?

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<v Speaker 1>She should say good, bad, whatever. It definitely seems like

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<v Speaker 1>she wants nothing to do with you. Yeah, so we

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<v Speaker 1>better call her. But you know what we're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play a song, come back, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try and let you have your cake and eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>Took Yeah. I mean on a scale of one to ten, Luke,

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<v Speaker 1>how impressed were you by that? I have to say

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<v Speaker 1>maybe about a six. I'd say seven if I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>so sad, I'll take it. Yeah, we're gonna do a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update right after this. Hold on second. The

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<v Speaker 1>first date that we just heard about has all the

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<v Speaker 1>ingredients that we love. Viral TikTok videos, homemade red velvet cake. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and a sick dog named Sprinkles. Don't feel bad. It's

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<v Speaker 1>probably just a made up dog. Because Luke and his

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<v Speaker 1>date Ivy attempted baking a cake inside his car on

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<v Speaker 1>a hot day, and afterwards, she suddenly claimed that she

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<v Speaker 1>had to go and check on her sick dog, Sprinkles,

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<v Speaker 1>which Luke thought was a little bit suspicious because she

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<v Speaker 1>never mentioned having a dog before that and they just

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<v Speaker 1>finished putting Sprinkles on top of their cake. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>was that just an excuse or wasn't an actual emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>We're about to call her and try and find out, Luke.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna put the frosting on this segment here. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>Jose's already licked the spoon. Is that still cool with you? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. I just man, I'm really hoping that she

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<v Speaker 1>and I are able to get reconnected because I really

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<v Speaker 1>like this goal. If she's lying, she's a terrible liar.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you can't even like, you can't even go

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<v Speaker 1>with Bella like, I mean, that's the easiest dog name ever,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Yes, I have a dog named Bella, Luke,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think we should just call her a liar?

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as she picks up the phone. No, because

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your call, it's your second date. It's not bad

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<v Speaker 1>to date a bad liar. You know then you always

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<v Speaker 1>know when it's the good liars. You don't want that one.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna try and find out that answer right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna dial her number. Here we go. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna feel dumb. If the dog answers the phone better

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<v Speaker 1>be barking in the background, coughing, bark we go. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Ivy? Yeah speaking? Is it hi? Ivy. My

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<v Speaker 1>name's jeff I'm an assistant with the veterinary Clinic. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling to see how Sprinkles is responding to the antibiotics.

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<v Speaker 1>She did, okay, right out the gate. Wait what huh

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<v Speaker 1>your dog Sprinkles? Oh no, did Sprinkles go to the

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<v Speaker 1>big fire hydrant in the sky. I'm so sorry? What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on, guys, Ivy? So I'm not actually from the

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<v Speaker 1>vet clinic. We're on You're on the radio right now

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<v Speaker 1>with a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey would Clinic.

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<v Speaker 1>Four people calling Hey, I'm like, why are you guys laughing?

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on. We're doing something called a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. We're trying to get some answers for one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners named Luke, who you went out with recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Louse, right girl, Why are you lying to Luke? Listen, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I made up a pretty bad lie just

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of where I was. Luke was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of onto you. He noticed that at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the day you seem a little panicked. Yeah, I checked

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<v Speaker 1>it in Wait to Go. I mean, did he tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what happened there? Like? Yeah, I mean, we know,

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<v Speaker 1>we know a little bit about the day. We know

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys went and tried baking a cake together

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<v Speaker 1>inside of his car to see if it really worked,

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<v Speaker 1>based off of a viral TikTok video which we thought

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like a really fun date. Yeah. Well, initially I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just completely game. But did he tell you anything about

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<v Speaker 1>his grandparents? His grandparents, yeah, with them or something. So

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<v Speaker 1>he picked me up and I thought we were going

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<v Speaker 1>back to his house. So I was a little shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>And he opened the door and I see two old

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<v Speaker 1>people sleeping in a rocking chair. You know, he wakes

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<v Speaker 1>them up and he goes, hey, meet my grandma and

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<v Speaker 1>my granddad. And I'm like, wait, what though, right? You

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that? Like does he take care of his grandparents?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that why he lives with them? He doesn't live

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<v Speaker 1>with them. We were just visiting back. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't even know that you guys were coming. No,

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<v Speaker 1>so here's the thing they'll eat. Demands his grandmother to

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<v Speaker 1>make a cake. Wait what I thought YouTube made the cake? No,

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<v Speaker 1>she did. And then the thing is he didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>bring any ingredients and he's just like, oh, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to make a cake, blah blah blah. And I felt

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<v Speaker 1>so horrible. So yeah, but here's the thing. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they're like in their nineties. It's not like they're like

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<v Speaker 1>seventy something. They were really all feeble. And he's over

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<v Speaker 1>there like cracking whips and his grandmother it's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't grip the spoon. I wanted to help. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I even offered. He kept interrupting and go, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>let her do it. She needs to stay active. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he did it. So basically, should did grandma seem happy

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<v Speaker 1>to make a nice little cake for her? Grandson asked

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<v Speaker 1>for grandparents that we can call it so that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>even the worst part. Guys. When the timer went off

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<v Speaker 1>and he decided to go check on the cake. We

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<v Speaker 1>went outside and I opened the car door. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was super hot in the car, you know, And

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<v Speaker 1>I said something like, it's like an oven in here,

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<v Speaker 1>and he reached around and touched my stomach and said

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<v Speaker 1>he can't wait to put a bun in the Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell? I melted like, I was, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he just meant eat the cake. You know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen where you below, you know, Like, what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell is going on? This sucked. I hate to

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<v Speaker 1>say that, but we didn't tell you. Mister muffinman is

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line himself, and he wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Are you serious? Sorry, you have to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to him? There, It wasn't it went through all of

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<v Speaker 1>that you putting me. We didn't know, Luke, talk to

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<v Speaker 1>your future baby mama. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what the hell? Luke?

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<v Speaker 1>I okay? I Like. The thing is, I knew my

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<v Speaker 1>grandma was going to have the stuff for the cake. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so does the grocery store, Luke. That's where you go

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<v Speaker 1>to get it. That's the part that you're the most

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<v Speaker 1>upset about what about the button in the oven? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all of it. Yeah, we're just starting from the beginning. Okay, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was a sweet thing to say. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what it means. I'm like looking into the future.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see that. And you know, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the times when you're around your grandparents, they're pressuring you.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, hey, when are you gonna give me some grandkids?

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<v Speaker 1>So it probably just you gonna say that on the

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Are you serious? I'm like patrified of you

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<v Speaker 1>and getting anything he'd put in my oven. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the second date maybe it would have been

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<v Speaker 1>a better movie. Years don't do that. I have two

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<v Speaker 1>kids with my husband, and if he did that to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd still be grossed out, Like Y'd be like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>touch my oven. Oh my god, my kitchen is clothes

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<v Speaker 1>right now? I thank you? Wow. I just want like,

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<v Speaker 1>can you never talked to a woman before? Like, do

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<v Speaker 1>you not know? I look, I just okay, Maybe that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the smartest thing to say. Maybe it wasn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to be cute or sweet, but oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>And then now your grandparents are like ninety tenting years

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<v Speaker 1>old and you're they're cracking with him, making her due

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<v Speaker 1>all these things. It's a lot. I did not crack,

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<v Speaker 1>oh with it was a dish towel. It's different. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm done. Why now we didn't know any

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<v Speaker 1>of this? Well, kids are things. My grandmother loves baking cake.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a baker when she was younger. Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, last time I tried to help her

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<v Speaker 1>make a cake by cracking the egg, she slapped my

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<v Speaker 1>hand with a frigging wooden scony. Because you said something

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<v Speaker 1>rude at the same time, I mean, you didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to put a butt in your grandma's o him.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you to help her with the cooking? Because you

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<v Speaker 1>can't bend down to reach the oven. It's a issue,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I mean. Oven doesn't work anymore. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, let's just get to the end of

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<v Speaker 1>this and let me ask ivy, would you are going

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<v Speaker 1>to do that? You can't get any worse than what

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<v Speaker 1>happened on the first date, So I didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>On the second day. There's nowhere to go but up,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'd like to pay for it. No, thank you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was polite that I did not see this comm

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say, hell no, but I'll be nice. No,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? Okay, Okay, Luke, Luke, you can't be shocked

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<v Speaker 1>by that. Yeah, I guess so. Would have been nice

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<v Speaker 1>to know about the grandparents before we called ivy and

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<v Speaker 1>had that sprung on us. Yeah, or the bun in

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<v Speaker 1>the oven line or yeah, it's like both are important,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you, we did a little TikTok challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>We bonded over it, and she lied about her dog

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of her I know this didn't work

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<v Speaker 1>out quite that well for us, But Luke, maybe your

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<v Speaker 1>grandma would like to make a cake for our morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>She needs to stay active. Ye feel bad about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I need it. Okay, your grandpa Bill was

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<v Speaker 1>a dude, Jeffrey in the morning. I think that was

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<v Speaker 1>actually kind of our fault that we didn't get the

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<v Speaker 1>second date there, What are you talking? I'm not taking

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<v Speaker 1>blame for that. Go with your fault, not my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>We none of us in here asked him. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>bake the cake at your place? Did you bake it

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<v Speaker 1>at her place? Where did this day actually happened? Because

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<v Speaker 1>assumed he would. That's that's on us for just assuming

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<v Speaker 1>because he would have told us that it was at

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<v Speaker 1>his grandparents. But we never asked the question. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't ask did you go to your grandparents house and

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<v Speaker 1>force your ninety year old grandmother to make the cake?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not that's a very natural question, absolutely the

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<v Speaker 1>first question we should have thought of. So now what

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<v Speaker 1>happened now, Not only is the egg in the bolt,

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<v Speaker 1>there's egg on all of our faces and buns and

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<v Speaker 1>ovens all over the place. They're better not be yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not on something and make sure. Yeah, let's all get tested.

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<v Speaker 1>So no second date there, But I don't think he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to get a second date in the future anytime

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<v Speaker 1>soon either. And yeah, going forward though, we promised to

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<v Speaker 1>ask all the important questions, where your parents were, where

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<v Speaker 1>your grandparents were, what weird questions were asked? Any odd

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<v Speaker 1>references for any future second date update that we do

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<v Speaker 1>have a bad feeling. Next time someone's like, oh, well

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<v Speaker 1>we ate a casserole, we're gonna be like, no, we

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<v Speaker 1>know what happened. Grandma baked it didn't it Because we're

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<v Speaker 1>better investigators. We're all better now, So email us if

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<v Speaker 1>you ever want to get a second date. Update we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call the person who wasn't calling you back.