Speaker 1: We're taking. Now we're two cool moms. Okay, just have
Speaker 1: one cool mom. Thanks so much for suiting up, Stevie.
Speaker 1: I'm Joe Gatto.
Speaker 2: I'm Steve Burne.
Speaker 1: We are to ye. We got our shirts on. So
Speaker 1: I was walking in Target and I was on the
Speaker 1: road and me and Jiggy were doing a shop and
Speaker 1: I walked by it and I said, oh, I said,
Speaker 1: that's funny. I have to get that. So then I
Speaker 1: picked this one up. But I grabbed that one you
Speaker 1: have on an XCEL but it was too taut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't breathe. It wasn't comfy. I needed a double
Speaker 1: Excel and the double XL was on the mannequin. So
Speaker 1: I asked the person to work there to disassemble it together. Like,
Speaker 1: who's that? Oh you get that? I said, yes for me,
Speaker 1: So this guy had to take it off. I get
Speaker 1: it from me.
Speaker 3: So here we are, Here, we are, we we feel cool.
Speaker 3: Now here's the thing. You walked in with the shirt on.
Speaker 3: And I started dying laughing. Right, I'm like, that's hillarious.
Speaker 3: And as soon as I wipe my tears, you throw
Speaker 3: another one at me and I'm like, oh no, And
Speaker 3: now it's not so funny.
Speaker 1: It's not so fun. You look great though, no pipes
Speaker 1: out look at him? Oh they don't, they don't. Joey beefcakes,
Speaker 1: I have no muscle tonge. Oh come on, it's just
Speaker 1: like slabs of salami. You're pale. Oh yeah, well comparison.
Speaker 1: I was just hit Florida this weekend, so that's what happened.
Speaker 1: So sorry about that. You're getting washed out completely. You don't,
Speaker 1: I'm powder. Apparently you're great. I love it, man, I
Speaker 1: love it too. Cool Moms. I'm a big graphic tea guy.
Speaker 1: I love a good graphic tea. I love a good
Speaker 1: I love a good slogan logo.
Speaker 2: I love a good woman's tank top. So this worked
Speaker 2: out perfectly. Yeah, I can't wait, tool woman.
Speaker 1: So let you tell you something about it. And it's
Speaker 1: blousey on you, which is nice. Is it's meant to
Speaker 1: be got room for the movies.
Speaker 2: It's very nice an ex woman. You think these days
Speaker 2: this would be a lot bigger.
Speaker 4: A lot bigger for woman, but because the the size
Speaker 4: of a lot of women, the breast enhancements, so many enhancements,
Speaker 4: you know, the cool, the.
Speaker 1: Cool, the cool would be cool cool, mom, I've never
Speaker 1: been tank top guy though. If you've been tank top
Speaker 1: guy never, never.
Speaker 2: This is uncomfortable for me, is it really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my goodness, it's wonderful for me. Are you uncomfortable?
Speaker 1: I love? Yeah, it's none. It's easy breezy cover girl
Speaker 1: in the in the home alone.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would, I would. I would wear something like
Speaker 2: like a tank top.
Speaker 1: Do you own tank tops that are non Jerseys?
Speaker 2: Nope? No, I mean I don't know, wrong tank top.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people, a lot of people
Speaker 1: do this under a suit shirt, like they'll do the
Speaker 1: white you know, not that I'm a cool mom want,
Speaker 1: but like a suit they'll wear a tank top to
Speaker 1: be under their dress shirt. Okay, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I do a full T shirt underneath.
Speaker 2: Well you're talking like when you dress up, and yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't. I never understood that.
Speaker 1: Do you do a bear do you do bear chested?
Speaker 1: Just a button up?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: What's your pit situation? Do you sweat a lot? You
Speaker 1: don't need it. You don't need a raincatcher?
Speaker 2: Is that what they're called?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: When I used to have to wear those on h
Speaker 3: when I when I taped Sullomon Sun the makeup because
Speaker 3: I would just you know, you're sitting under the lights.
Speaker 3: And I was always stressed and I every every goddamn
Speaker 3: line of the thing, so it would it would literally
Speaker 3: look like I'm just like a fire hydrant. Yeah I
Speaker 3: went off, but uh, but normally I don't know. It's weird,
Speaker 3: Like sometimes it's fine, sometimes it's not. I don't think
Speaker 3: you own Are you consistently face sweats?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. When I'm when I'm hot or nervous,
Speaker 1: face sweats. It's all about face face lit. That's where
Speaker 1: I'm coming out of. Yeah, the pit's not so much,
Speaker 1: no ball area A little bit from being honest, you know,
Speaker 1: my Dagoba system as up. Sometimes Yodah's out there doing
Speaker 1: his thing. I get a little bit of swampy it happens,
Speaker 1: but mostly it's on the face. For sure. I get
Speaker 1: a glean. I get a glean going. Did you now?
Speaker 1: I never what tank tops growing up either. I never
Speaker 1: you wore basketball jerseys.
Speaker 2: Though, no, no, really never.
Speaker 3: I only the only basketball jersey I ever owned was
Speaker 3: a was an LA Sparks really yeah, and I used
Speaker 3: to wear it like as for the Funnies. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like in in the summer or something if
Speaker 3: I was checking my mail. I would never like wear
Speaker 3: a tank top out.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I would love if you were just rocket
Speaker 1: tank about town.
Speaker 2: Never had it?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Have you owned tank tops?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Never. I'm an Italian from Staten Allen. I was born
Speaker 1: and that they swallowed me in it. I came out
Speaker 1: of my mother. They were like, here it is, let's
Speaker 1: get on this. Ain's white ribbed. Yeah. They put it
Speaker 1: right on that, Chris, and you're right there. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I never really got into tank tops. I was never
Speaker 1: had a defined body, but I did wear them when
Speaker 1: I played basketball and my body was fine. I never
Speaker 1: had any sort of muscle tone anything to show off.
Speaker 1: Why would I wear it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know now I have body confidence through the roof,
Speaker 1: so I don't care. I'll rock one right now. I'm
Speaker 1: by wear this on stage? Yeah, yeah, we're together this weekend, together,
Speaker 1: this weekend. Come on, we end the show in them? Okay,
Speaker 1: Mom will come out.
Speaker 3: The minute I put this on, I was like, I
Speaker 3: was like, I know we're going out to lunch and
Speaker 3: I'm just praying to God Joe doesn't say, you know,
Speaker 3: we're wearing these to lunch?
Speaker 1: People ask for march guys, here it is now, this
Speaker 1: is this is trademark, this is from Target. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: never really got tank tops. I never What's some other
Speaker 1: stuff you never wore? I wish I could have got
Speaker 1: into a couple of things, but I want to hear
Speaker 1: you like, I can't. I don't wear baseball hats. I
Speaker 1: don't loo get in the hat. We talked about this,
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anything brown, like brown leather, I've never I can't
Speaker 3: get into brown's.
Speaker 2: And my wife loves brown.
Speaker 1: She's like brown baijer tony, she's earth tony.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like blues, blacks and yeah, I guess it's
Speaker 3: most guys probably, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just don't wear anything brown.
Speaker 1: Do you wear salmon?
Speaker 2: Do you go into the one of pink salmon?
Speaker 1: Come on, no, salmon, You're wearing pink right now. I
Speaker 1: was forced to pick this out. It was blue, you
Speaker 1: would have been like, love it, that's true black?
Speaker 2: No, So so yeah, what about you? What always wanted
Speaker 2: to do?
Speaker 1: I always want to do like a leather jacket, and
Speaker 1: I could never pull it off.
Speaker 2: I always like to wear a leather jet.
Speaker 1: Well, no, because I looks way too like stereotypical, like
Speaker 1: it didn't. I never felt comfortable on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can get a nice leather jacket. There's
Speaker 3: like the Fonsi and then there's like the.
Speaker 1: Foni is the nice one.
Speaker 2: But we talked about Fonzie before it.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, okay, but yeah, I think you
Speaker 3: could get a nice black leather jack scarfs scarf.
Speaker 2: I've never done it.
Speaker 1: I love a scarf, never, I'd love. I love.
Speaker 2: There's people that wear like a dress scarf, you know, like.
Speaker 1: Paul Pauli Figy. Sorry, yeah, yeah, okay, famously. No, it's
Speaker 1: not him. I'm thinking of somebody else who directed Spy.
Speaker 1: That was right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an ascot ascot never wore an ascot.
Speaker 1: Loves him, loves me, can't get enough of them, the
Speaker 1: fig fig Figs, Kevin Figy and Paul Fieg right fig
Speaker 1: Yes fig.
Speaker 2: An ascot never loves them. He wears an ascot famously
Speaker 2: like thirston Hell.
Speaker 1: No, is it a bow tie? He wears something he's
Speaker 1: always dressed up. Bow tie the most famous ascot for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a bow tie with a tuxedo, Yes, a bow tie.
Speaker 2: Casual.
Speaker 1: Liberaci were a I mean ascots. I feel like you
Speaker 1: were a lot. I feel I feel like they would
Speaker 1: be uncomfortable though, like turtlenecks. I can't do a turtleneck. No,
Speaker 1: but it looks so comfortable. No, but I can't wear him.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. That's something I'd never got into.
Speaker 1: It's like, you gotta it's like you got a rug
Speaker 1: around your throat.
Speaker 2: No, you wear a turtlenick. It's like the back of
Speaker 2: a book cover. Author Steve kind.
Speaker 1: Of like this is you do you right here? This
Speaker 1: is our author cover for Too Cool.
Speaker 2: But you gotta you gotta imagine the eternal neck.
Speaker 1: No, I want you in this screen grab in this
Speaker 1: like this, this is a screen grab. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be the thumbnail market.
Speaker 2: Did you are we wearing these out today?
Speaker 1: I mean we should put on the next episode because
Speaker 1: it was all like we're going to lunch next Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's wearing lunch. I don't even mention them.
Speaker 3: Fuld you imagine if you're walking around, man, you two
Speaker 3: dudes in their forties.
Speaker 1: I'm not We're not evenna wear our jackets. Okay, because
Speaker 1: it's also not this nice out, it's not tag top
Speaker 1: weather out. We'll take some photos in the wild and
Speaker 1: we'll upload them.
Speaker 2: Okay, we can see it all right? All right, what
Speaker 2: were we gonna ask?
Speaker 1: Oh? I love this? You know what? We gotta take
Speaker 1: this for a photo?
Speaker 2: See you love this? I do you love this?
Speaker 1: But so do you? Yeah? No, not as much.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll do it for the funnies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you love being funny?
Speaker 2: Yeah, with a microphone?
Speaker 1: And do you do you not like that? We are
Speaker 1: partners in crime because I am so anti embarrassed. I'm
Speaker 1: so pro embarrassment.
Speaker 3: This is this is you are in your zone right now,
Speaker 3: like this walking down the street.
Speaker 2: Two dudes tank tops and I'm a cool mom.
Speaker 1: Do that?
Speaker 3: You're you don't have a care in the world. I
Speaker 3: would feel a little inhibited, Yeah, a little bit. I'll
Speaker 3: be like, okay, but I do it. I'll do it
Speaker 3: all right, for the funnies. Not comfortable, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't want you to be Yes, I do do it.
Speaker 1: It'll be fine, that'll be fine, that'll be fine. I
Speaker 1: won't make it. We won't have to perform them. We
Speaker 1: do not get on stage in front of our you know,
Speaker 1: thousands of adoring fans this weekend in Florida.
Speaker 2: Dozens thousands.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, you walk out with almost thousands of fans
Speaker 1: you don't win. Everybody over, No, don't win.
Speaker 2: Had a few, Uh, had a few walkouts.
Speaker 1: You will couple. We'll wait till Joe takes the stag.
Speaker 1: We do these. You know what, my own, my own,
Speaker 1: your own, my own?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, did you recently?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Texas?
Speaker 3: Oh, Texas is tough for you though, And then Vegas
Speaker 3: had a had an odd incident.
Speaker 2: Uh, doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I'm here, you're here. You made it, you made it,
Speaker 1: but you you cannot.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can do a show these days
Speaker 3: and not there's gonna be somebody that just everybody's gon
Speaker 3: somebody's gonna find something.
Speaker 1: But I always remind you before you take my stage,
Speaker 1: be nice, Stephen. Yeah, it's so great. Oh I love it.
Speaker 1: I love when you're out there, just two cool moms
Speaker 1: hitting the roads. Dudes, what are we getting for lunch
Speaker 1: is a question. We have to go get like a
Speaker 1: like like you know, mimosas. Right, we have to wade some.
Speaker 2: Bosies somewhere with a sidewalk, uh apparently, Yeah, with a plant.
Speaker 2: You just chill out.
Speaker 1: I want to drink with some with some garnish in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of breezy lemonade I'm gonna do this a lot too.
Speaker 1: I just feel like this is gonna be a thing
Speaker 1: for me adjusting, right, Yeah, yeah, h when we do it.
Speaker 1: When I do the meet and greets sometimes, I used
Speaker 1: to do some sillies to make a time pass when
Speaker 1: me and the boys of meet and greets, and I
Speaker 1: would always do this thing where I would when somebody's
Speaker 1: walking up, I'll be like, I'm gonna touch their face
Speaker 1: in the picture. Don't, don't, don't, and I would just
Speaker 1: hug them a walkily and just have my That would get
Speaker 1: so right.
Speaker 3: But imagine, I mean, you're waiting this whole time to
Speaker 3: meet you, you're such a huge fan, and then a
Speaker 3: like a digit just.
Speaker 1: Random yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, let's get into it.
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Speaker 3: I think you and I have discussed this, uh off.
Speaker 2: The air or whatever, but I think we do it.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: But I think, uh, you know, there's gonna be you know,
Speaker 3: more of a focus uh two to kind of you know,
Speaker 3: make make it more than you know.
Speaker 1: First question, Oh, I think you're te up the question.
Speaker 1: Were you trying to say something?
Speaker 3: No, but I think this has almost been kind of
Speaker 3: like a hobby, you know. But then you know, and
Speaker 3: just talking to you lately, it's like, Oh, I think
Speaker 3: we're gonna talk.
Speaker 1: About amping it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, amp it up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, big plans of the Cool Moms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it starts with wardrobe and it builds out from there.
Speaker 1: It's a lifestyle choice, guys. It's it doesn't only happen here.
Speaker 1: It happens here and here and here. That's right, That's
Speaker 1: where it is. It's almost importantly that's right here, right here.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is coming on us from Alita.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hi, love the laughs when I listened to both
Speaker 3: you Cool Moms.
Speaker 1: Brandon.
Speaker 3: Father's Day is about a month away. I need ideas
Speaker 3: for gifts for my husband. I'm I'm a notoriously bad
Speaker 3: gift giver, especially to my husband.
Speaker 2: Any suggestions would help.
Speaker 1: You know what you used to crush it for me
Speaker 1: for a Father's Day gift? On both sides of it,
Speaker 1: I loved the j C. Penny walkway. You know when
Speaker 1: j C Pennies when they did j C. Pennies. They
Speaker 1: did the whole little like tables they would set up
Speaker 1: on the way up to the cash wrap and it
Speaker 1: would just be all the stupid little like fathers, like desktop, golf,
Speaker 1: all those things that would I would always find stuff
Speaker 1: there that I liked. And my dad WO used to
Speaker 1: like those gifts, So maybe he just told me you
Speaker 1: liked them, But I always thought that was really cool.
Speaker 1: But for me for Father's Day gifts, for sure, handwritten
Speaker 1: note from the kids, something that's a moment in time,
Speaker 1: what you mean about me? Like that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I always think those are fun and awesome.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's a that's not a bad call
Speaker 3: at all. My son drew a picture for me recently
Speaker 3: and out framed it put it next to my you
Speaker 3: know when I get up in the morning and you
Speaker 3: know the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Were you losing for the word? You didn't know what
Speaker 1: the bathroom was called? What is the matter? You're really
Speaker 1: uncomfortable right now? I'm having my dog. Okay, So he
Speaker 1: drew a picture you put in a frame and put
Speaker 1: in your bathroom. Totally normal, there you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it says it says you got this and
Speaker 3: my son drew a picture of me holding my my
Speaker 3: my wife's, my wife's hand, and my two kids hands
Speaker 3: and it's just the four of us.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's so sweet. That's a nice
Speaker 2: thing to see in the morning.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: So so with that, my daughter knows I love this
Speaker 3: seventy eighth Superman. So she looked up an.
Speaker 2: Image and drew it and colored it in and was
Speaker 2: it good. Just went, yeah, it's really good. Actually, so
Speaker 2: I framed it that she's.
Speaker 3: Not listening, I'm telling you it is really good on it.
Speaker 3: So I framed to put that in my office. And
Speaker 3: those things, of all the things in my office, those
Speaker 3: are like the two things that's super cool, really really cool.
Speaker 1: But my my refrigerator is just filled with stuff that
Speaker 1: my son has drawn. And he also bought do it
Speaker 1: yourself magnet thing we had for him, and he made
Speaker 1: the magnets that are on my fridge, like calls it.
Speaker 1: It's just his name and like picture I love Dad
Speaker 1: and stuff. It's really cool. Like my whole thing is
Speaker 1: like a little shout out to his gallery artwork. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would I so Father's Day gifts suggestions, though,
Speaker 3: I would think here's here's what I think is kind
Speaker 3: of fun.
Speaker 2: Lately.
Speaker 3: I was New Orleans. I went to some antique stores. Yep,
Speaker 3: I was in Vegas. I went to this great antique store.
Speaker 3: Every time I'm walking through there, I'm like, oh, so
Speaker 3: and so would love that. So and so would love that.
Speaker 3: Or they have like these old school mechanical like nineteen
Speaker 3: thirties forties, like those old mechanical banks.
Speaker 1: Fun.
Speaker 2: Do you remember those?
Speaker 1: So fun?
Speaker 2: It was like a golf one.
Speaker 3: There's like a one with the do you put the
Speaker 3: penny there and it drops? It's just like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: things like that are pretty.
Speaker 1: Nostylegic, big for dads. So yeah, for sure, I walk around.
Speaker 1: I just found a wily coyote glass that I used
Speaker 1: to have growing up, and I bought it on the road.
Speaker 1: Were you right, Jake, Yeah, we were an antique store
Speaker 1: and I bought a wily coyote glass and a roadrunner
Speaker 1: mug that I used to have growing up. It was
Speaker 1: so cool, and I was like, stuff like that because
Speaker 1: we don't need anything at this point, you know, we
Speaker 1: we buy it, you know that kind of thing, as
Speaker 1: dads always do that they buy for themselves for the family.
Speaker 1: I think for the most parts are I think thoughtfulness
Speaker 1: even more than the mom gift. I think it goes
Speaker 1: into for a dad, because dads are notoriously I know
Speaker 1: between my mom and my dad. My dad was hard
Speaker 1: at a shop for mostly because it was dead and
Speaker 1: you didn't know really if you liked it or not.
Speaker 1: I would have to bear, I'd have to dig up
Speaker 1: and bury, had to bury the gift, and I'd just
Speaker 1: see if you liked and anyone to tell me if
Speaker 1: you liked it. Never said thank you that fuck. You
Speaker 1: didn't see that one going at all? Love it? Oh
Speaker 1: what are you get in your live father for Father's Day?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you do that to?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: Exchange gifts with your dad? Because I got some people
Speaker 1: give up on it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I get him some stuff every now. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: for sure. I mean birthdays, like I think last birthday,
Speaker 3: got them like McCartney tickets l McCartney. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I always make sure to send them something.
Speaker 1: No father this day.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what my uh my son started getting
Speaker 3: into it, and I was like, oh, this'd be kind
Speaker 3: of fun. Baseball cards. There's different kinds of baseball cards
Speaker 3: or or whatever sport he likes. Like before When you
Speaker 3: were younger, it was just Tops.
Speaker 1: That was it.
Speaker 3: You just Tops or Fleer, and that was kind of it.
Speaker 3: Now they have all these specialty kind of like Alan
Speaker 3: and Ginter and these high end like types of things.
Speaker 3: Those are fun because my son's like, hey, will you
Speaker 3: open these with me? And we're going through it's like
Speaker 3: you got Aaron Judge. It's like it's fun. So I
Speaker 3: don't know even as to go to that nostalgia bent.
Speaker 3: I would I would say, what kind of sport does
Speaker 3: he like? Maybe find like some of those high end cards.
Speaker 3: Get him a box of those and watch them light up.
Speaker 3: My buddy Wyatt, who you met in Vegas, we went
Speaker 3: to lunch and he showed up and he gave me
Speaker 3: three packs of hockey cards and it was like, oh
Speaker 3: I got a Mario Lemieux on the very first card
Speaker 3: and it made my day.
Speaker 1: Was like this great. Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2: I think that that'd be kind of fun.
Speaker 1: I would say, take your dad to the movies. I
Speaker 1: feel like most dads like movies and dads like spend
Speaker 1: time with people. So you just go out for take
Speaker 1: and that's you know, go out for a movie, get
Speaker 1: some popcorn, hang out. I think that'd be fun. Eighty
Speaker 1: for Brady?
Speaker 2: Would you say eighty for Brady?
Speaker 1: Eighty for Brady?
Speaker 2: There you go go do that?
Speaker 1: Where are the father Day? Perfect? Father Day?
Speaker 2: Wear this when you go yeah, I can't believe this
Speaker 2: is the next hell.
Speaker 1: Double XL two X on this. Pitch yea on this,
Speaker 1: sassy broad All.
Speaker 2: Right, this is coming us from This is actually a
Speaker 2: good question. This is coming ups from Warren.
Speaker 3: Hey, cool moms. I love you guys podcast. I listened
Speaker 3: to it every episode. Want to hear your guys' thoughts
Speaker 3: on tipping. Is it tips something of workers entitled to
Speaker 3: or something that has earned Who do you tip?
Speaker 2: Service?
Speaker 3: Bartenders, baristas, movers, bell hops, all the above? Do you
Speaker 3: always tip the same percentage or does it depend? Great question,
Speaker 3: Great question, and I just dealt with this in in.
Speaker 2: New Orleans This is Fresh.
Speaker 3: Went to a bar, ordered around of drinks or another
Speaker 3: round of drinks, and then you get the thing back
Speaker 3: and it says, do you want to tip twenty twenty
Speaker 3: five or thirty percent or whatever? And like, no, that's
Speaker 3: what a server gets. A server gets twenty twenty five
Speaker 3: or thirty percent of a bill. A bartender, at least
Speaker 3: for me, after having worked in that profession.
Speaker 2: I'll give you maybe.
Speaker 3: Ten because you're literally just pouring a drinking given it
Speaker 3: to a server's there for the whole meal, hoof it
Speaker 3: red refills. You want to go box what I mean?
Speaker 3: You think at all the things you want to accommodate.
Speaker 3: You forget the dressing on the side. Here you go
Speaker 3: just I think a bartender, you want to if you're
Speaker 3: drinking there for a while, start heavy with the tipping,
Speaker 3: hit him up, top, hit him up top, set a precedent,
Speaker 3: and then slowly wean it back. But then maybe at
Speaker 3: the end of the night, double up if they're really good.
Speaker 3: But then I think barista's drivers, Yes, you got to
Speaker 3: tip the driver. I think like when you're getting picked
Speaker 3: up at the airport for a show or something, you
Speaker 3: always tip the driver. That's what Brian duol Murray always
Speaker 3: told me. Oys tip the driver.
Speaker 2: I'll hop grease some two or three bucks. I think.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then now, like when you go to get fast
Speaker 3: food or a barista or coffee, Yeah, there's time, Like,
Speaker 3: especially if I'm getting it to go, I don't.
Speaker 2: Leave a tip. It's like for what Yeah, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: The single is dead to me. Five dollars is where
Speaker 1: you're starting. For me, you got to start at a
Speaker 1: five dollar tip.
Speaker 2: But does somebody at like Jersey Mike's deserve a five
Speaker 2: dollars tip?
Speaker 1: Well, they're working harder, I would say than somebody at McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Well I think, isn't the tip option there at McDonald's too,
Speaker 2: don't I don't think so.
Speaker 1: No, no, But I would say Jersey, the tip jug
Speaker 1: has made its way to many a place now. It's
Speaker 1: basically everywhere. I will say many places. I always do it.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you want to make sure that I like
Speaker 1: to make sure they see I'm tipping. So like at
Speaker 1: the car wash, you know there's just that box, there's
Speaker 1: a box on the side. I'll be like, good job, guys,
Speaker 1: put it in like that loud, and I make sure
Speaker 1: my contact this is me tipping a tenor yeah, right
Speaker 1: in there, because it's going between everybody. You got six
Speaker 1: or seven guys working on the car.
Speaker 2: Boom, car wash, aps, what you got to go?
Speaker 1: I washed there and that's just a box out of nowhere,
Speaker 1: and you want to let people know you're doing it,
Speaker 1: so they go, they wash, they take care of the wheels.
Speaker 2: Yogurt food to go a coffee. Fuck that. I'm not
Speaker 2: into that at all. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I'm I tip. I do tip a lot, and I
Speaker 1: will a lot meaning often, and I will say I
Speaker 1: do it just because I feel like, first of all,
Speaker 1: I always have cash in my pocket. I come from
Speaker 1: a world where it's always good to have cash in
Speaker 1: your pocket. A lot of people don't do that. A
Speaker 1: lot of people have cash in their pocket. So I'll
Speaker 1: peel off a five spot and drop it in. I
Speaker 1: love to make I love to make a scene about
Speaker 1: it for the jokes, Like every time we check it out,
Speaker 1: I tell Jigy, what do I do? I take out
Speaker 1: a twenty, I do a double, I go, this is
Speaker 1: for you. You take care of yourself in a big,
Speaker 1: like silly way, just to do it. But also I
Speaker 1: feel like the people at the front you're.
Speaker 3: Doing, you're also doing a kind gesture gesture but also
Speaker 3: self serving.
Speaker 1: I want to get upgraded to that corner suite. Could
Speaker 1: hit a button and it's the same thing, they'll do
Speaker 1: it for you. But it's also just because I know
Speaker 1: how people work hard, and I've always come from you know,
Speaker 1: I've come from a place of not having money. Now
Speaker 1: I'm lucky enough to have a little bit in my pocket.
Speaker 1: I like to share the wealth. But also it's it's
Speaker 1: for me, it's the entertainment. I'll always do this, I
Speaker 1: always do and Sally used to hate it. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: who broke him off? Do we break this guy off?
Speaker 1: We break him over? You need a piece? Do we
Speaker 1: break him off a piece? Like, I'll make a thing
Speaker 1: like the driver like we're getting out of the car,
Speaker 1: the farmer's getting out of the getting out of the van.
Speaker 1: Who broke him off a piece? Get a piece? We
Speaker 1: got a piece for him? And Salur is getting more
Speaker 1: beat red like I got no pieces, I got no pieces.
Speaker 1: This guy who's got a piece? Like, we'll do like
Speaker 1: that guy stuff. But I'll I don't really. If it's
Speaker 1: bad service, I will definitely dial it back. And if
Speaker 1: it's great surface, I will definitely go overboard. I'll I'll die.
Speaker 1: You have I've been with you where we've dialed it up.
Speaker 1: We made somebody's evening one night when we were together
Speaker 1: in Louisville. I know if remember we hit him too.
Speaker 1: We hit it two times. You did it on the
Speaker 1: card and on the way. I was like, this guy's
Speaker 1: so good I threw him. I exposed elbow because I'm
Speaker 1: an attacker. I'm gonna tack top right in the f bone.
Speaker 1: It's a bad spot for that. Guys. Jiggy double up.
Speaker 1: I've got this saying, But yes I do. I just
Speaker 1: tipped obnoxiously somewhere. Because here's the thing. We were there late.
Speaker 1: This was in New Orleans, New Orleans. This was in
Speaker 1: New Orleans.
Speaker 2: We were there the last table.
Speaker 1: We were the last table.
Speaker 3: If you're the last three tables, it's the end of
Speaker 3: the night. You gotta tip. You gotta tip more than thirty. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: we were there late.
Speaker 1: They gave us lots lots of food on the bronch.
Speaker 1: They were like, oh, this is for you, this is
Speaker 1: this is bubble law. And then that doesn't go in there.
Speaker 1: But the service still this still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is another one.
Speaker 1: Dandink think. Let me get those shink think doing a
Speaker 1: five courser and here we are. They only get paid
Speaker 1: for a three courser. You're not going to do that.
Speaker 1: That's all the bill show. So if you do ten
Speaker 1: percent of that, twenty percent of that, it's not reflective
Speaker 1: of the work they've done. So I go in deep
Speaker 1: in a pock, dig that out I go on, tell
Speaker 1: me when to stop, tell me whant to stop. That's
Speaker 1: what I do. And that was, that was and that
Speaker 1: was worth every penny because it was a good really
Speaker 1: good food, really great team of people. That's the other
Speaker 1: thing too, when you get an influx of people helping you,
Speaker 1: I feel like you have to go harder if it's
Speaker 1: not just one waiter. Like sometimes you get this is me,
Speaker 1: this is Frank, will be taking care of you. The
Speaker 1: bus boys are coming over. It's a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, you're look, you're a national treasure, a national treasure.
Speaker 3: So you're dining experiences for the most part, are a
Speaker 3: little different. You're getting hooked up quite often, I think
Speaker 3: for the average person. Look, being a bartender is a
Speaker 3: rough job. Being a waiter is tough, and you're not
Speaker 3: just like though, the tip to the waiter is not
Speaker 3: just to the waiter, it's.
Speaker 1: To the bus boy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the kitchen staff they pull it with uh, the
Speaker 3: folks in the dish tank. So it's like that tip
Speaker 3: sometimes I would say fifty to sixty percent of the
Speaker 3: time is getting pulled out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they don't keep it with that in mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say this too, though, you have your means
Speaker 1: everybody's got a job, everybody's working for money. You could
Speaker 1: tip what you can tip. You know, you don't have
Speaker 1: to go put yourself out to help. If you do
Speaker 1: a gesture and you do what you could do, there's
Speaker 1: no percentage. For me, It's like, okay, what what could
Speaker 1: you do? Is where it comes from, you know. So
Speaker 1: that's a big part of it too. But I tip.
Speaker 1: I I do like to tip everybody that that I
Speaker 1: come across with. I do. I tip more often than
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: If you have the slightest uh like modicum of of
Speaker 3: like being a decent server, you'll get a good tip, yeah,
Speaker 3: from from either of us if you're if you go
Speaker 3: the extra yard. I think that's where it's just like
Speaker 3: absolutely yeah, because I know how hard that.
Speaker 1: Because then also people at the table will also okay, no,
Speaker 1: not not Rex, not t Rex. We should we should
Speaker 1: not not not too short arms. That's Jiggy's podcast, two
Speaker 1: short arms. He's trying to get in his wallet.
Speaker 3: When I heard when when Gary Coleman past he gave
Speaker 3: his arms to Jui, Oh god.
Speaker 1: I love it. I will say. The other thing too,
Speaker 1: is the time to tip is very important because.
Speaker 2: You just look at Jiggy the whole time we do
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the time tipping, there's this question from him.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, well.
Speaker 1: No, he's like I got the answer. Very different podcasts.
Speaker 1: We went on for what what's the clock? At fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes ish? About tipping? He would have been like, nah,
Speaker 1: Ashley right, that's where he would have been. That would
Speaker 1: have been him on two short.
Speaker 3: Arms, even if he even if he was in a canoe,
Speaker 3: he wouldn't tip for sure.
Speaker 2: Nice, well done.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'll give this one. He was a cow.
Speaker 5: Here's one that that I run into. Necessary necessary things
Speaker 5: you need. Perfect example is the hotel shuttle to the airport.
Speaker 5: That's always a tough one for me. Do you tip
Speaker 5: that guy or not?
Speaker 1: Or the rental car pickup guy if he gets off
Speaker 1: the rental car bus and he helps people.
Speaker 2: With their bags, I do you gotta give him a
Speaker 2: bucker TiO.
Speaker 1: I get him a bucker ti Yeah, what.
Speaker 2: If he doesn't touch the bags?
Speaker 5: I feel like that's the common thing you get in
Speaker 5: those shuttle buses' is just driving.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's his job.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can I tell you what happened to me?
Speaker 1: Please? This is bananas, butsers this.
Speaker 2: Is B A N A N A N A. So
Speaker 2: I'm at A L A X.
Speaker 3: I get I I I I finished doing this. This
Speaker 3: this gig okay. And I'm running to the airport because
Speaker 3: LA actually never know. It's a crap shoot. So I
Speaker 3: rented a car, drop off the rental car, get on
Speaker 3: the Hurts rental shuttle, and I'm going to UH Southwest
Speaker 3: Terminal one. I get off, grab my bag, go through security,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, you know, I'm wearing this dress shirt
Speaker 3: all day. I want to put on my T shirt
Speaker 3: when I fly. Wrong bag, wrong bag, I grab the
Speaker 3: wrong shoe case.
Speaker 1: Wow, and I'm going.
Speaker 2: It's gone. And now I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I hope to God somebody else on the on the
Speaker 3: rental thing realizes this. B I got a call Hurts. See,
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to go to Vegas. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: Vegas now because because I'm not making my flight, because
Speaker 3: I got to get my bag back and get whoever's
Speaker 3: bag this is that I'm back to that individual. So
Speaker 3: I'm sitting there cold panic name on the tag or
Speaker 3: the no name on the tag, and I didn't want
Speaker 3: to open it either, and I'm just sitting there and
Speaker 3: I'm calling Hurts at LAX automated thing.
Speaker 2: I go, God damn.
Speaker 3: And while I'm making the phone call and I walk
Speaker 3: out of security, I remember LAX is shaped like you.
Speaker 3: Southwest is the first gate, United's the seventh. Now if
Speaker 3: I can just get out and run across, I can
Speaker 3: catch I can catch the HURTS thing.
Speaker 1: I get out, I run over it again.
Speaker 2: Run. It's like eighty degrees on the tarmac.
Speaker 1: I wish I had that day.
Speaker 2: Get over there. And as I get over there, our
Speaker 2: Hurts is pulling up. Mike.
Speaker 3: There could be six or seven of these, I don't know,
Speaker 3: and I go, I go, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3: And as the guy's pulling up to the rental car
Speaker 3: thing where I happen to run right.
Speaker 2: To the spot. Thank god, it's right there.
Speaker 3: I see there's one bag left on the thing, and
Speaker 3: a guy grabs a bag and comes off. I go,
Speaker 3: oh my god, sir, I grabbed your bag. He goes,
Speaker 3: what I go, I grabbed your bag. I'm drenched in sweat.
Speaker 3: He goes, where did you come from? I go Southwest.
Speaker 2: I just ran over here.
Speaker 3: We switched bags and he's like, oh my God, it's
Speaker 3: this same exact bag.
Speaker 2: The chances of that astro believe it.
Speaker 3: So I told my wife, as you know, you gotta
Speaker 3: I like, I can tell somebody. So I told my
Speaker 3: wife worst case scenario turned into best case scenario. But
Speaker 3: it never happens if I'm not an absolute dipshit, right,
Speaker 3: it's all of my own making.
Speaker 1: I did it.
Speaker 3: I'm such an idiot. I should have looked and made sure.
Speaker 3: But it was literally the exact same bag.
Speaker 1: But you you made the mistake, then corrected the mistake.
Speaker 1: Thought I thought I had to do it, but you
Speaker 1: put yourself in that own situation. That wouldn't happen if
Speaker 1: you're just like, this is my bag. Yeah, but you're exactly.
Speaker 1: You probably had a couple of woo woos. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no after the.
Speaker 6: Giggis was during the day, and I literally, okay, what
Speaker 6: else your honor?
Speaker 3: But then I literally ran to Southwest and did you
Speaker 3: make a flight to Vegas? Made barely made my flight
Speaker 3: drenched in sweat, by the way, that's amazing crazy, But
Speaker 3: again it's so it's all because I'm an actual did
Speaker 3: you tip the drive?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: So thank you Warren for that, uh great question. And
Speaker 3: bringing up a haunting memory for me. Okay saying it's
Speaker 3: coming to from Michael, mister motorcycle, I'm looking to regularly
Speaker 3: tune into this podcast.
Speaker 2: What can I expect?
Speaker 1: Need we say more? Look at this? You're welcome, bang Michael?
Speaker 1: What can we expect from you as a listener? Why
Speaker 1: is it on us? Yeah? How are you gonna? What
Speaker 1: are you going to contribute better than this to the
Speaker 1: conversation because so far I'm unimpressed.
Speaker 2: Thank you. And if you're on venmo, you could tip us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should take tips. We should put a tip
Speaker 1: jar up for this episode. We'll do a tip jar
Speaker 1: up for this episode. What do you think I think
Speaker 1: people You think people will tip us? I don't think
Speaker 1: they will.
Speaker 2: Well, it's called Patreon these days, right, is that what, Liz? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can do that basically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll put a tip jar up for this. How
Speaker 1: do we do that? Jiggy, you gotta figure it out,
Speaker 1: gig you'll produce it for this Buy me coffee.
Speaker 2: Coffee for one off?
Speaker 1: Amazing, buy me coffees, all right?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 5: Or you could yeah, you could change your venmo handle
Speaker 5: to something, you know, like two cool moms tips at
Speaker 5: two cool mom's tips.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll figure it out. It'll be in the comments, okay,
Speaker 1: or maybe we'll even put it on as the tag
Speaker 1: at the end of this once we figure it out.
Speaker 1: But yes, that's what we'll do. Okay.
Speaker 3: This is coming to us from team Hey Cool, Hey Cool,
Speaker 3: and the Mommy's Gang. Got I love it, Hey Cool,
Speaker 3: The Mommies Gang of course new No Joey Boy first
Speaker 3: from his boob tube antics already already love you both,
Speaker 3: and the two Cool Moms Pod Steve, your comedy special
Speaker 3: is classical late okay, Okay, the question either mommies have
Speaker 3: pre stand up show rituals? Do you have any pre
Speaker 3: show rituals? Or with mommy Steve being a sportsman, any
Speaker 3: pregame rituals getting ready to get a sport on unrelated question,
Speaker 3: but still curious, would Joey Dogs for Days allow Steve
Speaker 3: to make a.
Speaker 2: Documentary on him? So do you have any pre show rituals?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I think he's having a stroke
Speaker 2: pre show rituals.
Speaker 1: But also he wants you to make a documentary. Oh
Speaker 1: that's because the joke I always make that you watch
Speaker 1: documentaries all the time. Got it. Okay. So now do
Speaker 1: we have any pre show rituals? I feel like you
Speaker 1: disappear for a minute.
Speaker 3: I the only ritual I have is in a perfect world,
Speaker 3: if the show is at seven, right, and I go
Speaker 3: on at seven thirty five, I would show up at
Speaker 3: seven thirty four. That'd be my my perfect that that
Speaker 3: is my that would be my pre show ritual. I
Speaker 3: don't want to do anything other than just like enjoy
Speaker 3: my day. And then it's like all right, show up
Speaker 3: and walk in the door and it's like ladies and gentlemen, Steve.
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, it's perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's like best case scenario. But in terms
Speaker 3: of rituals, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have any cup of coffee iron my shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee, iron my shirt. I think that's
Speaker 1: my pre show ritual pretty much. That's what I do.
Speaker 1: I'll get a cup of coffee, yeah, and I'll iron
Speaker 1: my shirt and then I'll be like ready to go.
Speaker 1: I'll feel fresh and pressed, nice and caffeinated. Okay, just
Speaker 1: to get this right, press my coffee, drink my shirt.
Speaker 2: Got it in what order?
Speaker 1: First I drink the shirt and then I pressed the coffee.
Speaker 1: Got it French press coffee.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I I normally I've been doing this thing that
Speaker 7: like when we have a bus, I'm kind of like
Speaker 7: in my comfy pants of the latest moment I could
Speaker 7: be in.
Speaker 1: And there'll be a lot of times when Jiggy gets
Speaker 1: up there and he's doing his yuck yucks and laugh
Speaker 1: them ups and he has a big closer and I
Speaker 1: can hear him warmed himself up for it, and his
Speaker 1: voice changes a lot, and I hear that tone. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's like a dog whistles like you gotta get dressed, bitch.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, oh shit, and I'll realize what bit
Speaker 1: that's how he's going into And there has been times
Speaker 1: where I've been shaving as he's oh Jesus, as he's
Speaker 1: like getting into his things. He buttoned it up, cutting
Speaker 1: it close. But yeah, I've I've I did that. But
Speaker 1: I love a cup of coffee, iron my shirt and
Speaker 1: that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you listen to.
Speaker 3: Music, I'll listen to music, or like if I there's
Speaker 3: like a you know, some new monologue jokes whatever, but
Speaker 3: don't forget to do this that one.
Speaker 2: So if I like ever, like when I'm backstage, with
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 3: I'll just pace for a minute or two, and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: don't forget to do this one, and that joke goes
Speaker 3: here yep, and the wording is da da da da.
Speaker 1: But then it all goes out the window when you
Speaker 1: walk out there and you start your crowd work and
Speaker 1: you find somebody, right, it all goes great.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: And then the great thing about your show is that
Speaker 3: is that there's so many like, you know, kids, teenagers
Speaker 3: sometimes twelve or thirteen, and so I think what the
Speaker 3: audience responds to, at least from my perspective, as I'm
Speaker 3: coming out a little like you know, like almost like
Speaker 3: a sucker punch yep, that goes other fuckers. And then
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, you're setting that precedent,
Speaker 3: and then you're feeling like you're being rained in by
Speaker 3: a kid, which you are because you still want to
Speaker 3: be respectful to that kid and their and their parents
Speaker 3: or whatever. And then that odd dichotomy of like circumstances,
Speaker 3: what is what creates the tension in the room.
Speaker 2: So that becomes a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Do you listen to Jiggy when he goes on all right? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: when I because you don't want to put yourself in
Speaker 1: a bad mood before you get to take.
Speaker 2: This tired, exhaust so tired.
Speaker 1: You want to put yourself for it. You want to
Speaker 1: put yourself in the in the mindset of the audience
Speaker 1: of like, oh my god, I just want this to end. Well.
Speaker 3: The good news is that when when people come, people
Speaker 3: come to your show and and they love when Jiggy's
Speaker 3: on the show opening for you, especially because they get
Speaker 3: it too. For one, they get a comedy show and
Speaker 3: an escape room. No, I do listen to Jiggy and
Speaker 3: I think, what what And we always respond to this
Speaker 3: because we the minute he comes off, like I can
Speaker 3: I can know when I listened to the crowd, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: they're fucking great, right right, And he'll come over and
Speaker 3: he'll just kind of like as we shake or whatever,
Speaker 3: Jiggy will like smile a little more, and I'm like, okay, you.
Speaker 2: Have to work, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But we have that like your thing where like as
Speaker 3: soon as he's coming off, you just know, and then
Speaker 3: I'll come off and we both immediately say the same thing.
Speaker 3: Whether it's like oh that was a little work, we
Speaker 3: both always I would say one hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 3: We both always sit on the same page until Joey
Speaker 3: Bang Bangs goes.
Speaker 2: But when I come up, it's tippy tippy pause, tip pause.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's coming us from m J.
Speaker 1: MJ.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 3: Your Mommy's love you both so much. You make me
Speaker 3: laugh every week and I always look forward to the podcast.
Speaker 3: Amusement parks throw rides Hell, yeah or no way. I
Speaker 3: love them, but my kids are leery. We live in
Speaker 3: Pittsburgh by Kennywood Love. Oh it's mo so mosas love.
Speaker 3: But uh but yeah, that that's when you go to
Speaker 3: amusement park with kids. That's a tough yeah, because you
Speaker 3: you wonder how how far do you push it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have fun, just relax. Has to make
Speaker 1: them get on it. You have to make them get
Speaker 1: on to see if they hate it or love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: any kid would probably be afraid of it. Like my
Speaker 1: daughter though take so it loves it. My son hates it,
Speaker 1: but when we get him on stuff will eventually. Like
Speaker 1: he wanted to go in the first wheel but it
Speaker 1: was too high, and we went on it. He absolutely
Speaker 1: loved it and it was Yeah, but we had to
Speaker 1: talk him into going on it. But then there's another ride.
Speaker 1: We put him on him and you're going to see
Speaker 1: therapy in a couple of years because he was again.
Speaker 1: I talked about on stage about how the Star Wars
Speaker 1: right has ruined him for life, like it's crazy.
Speaker 2: One of the best lines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's nutty to do that. I find
Speaker 1: that's the hardest part. One of the hardest parts of
Speaker 1: parenting is knowing that line of like pushing and coddling.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, my son is the same, it's the same dynamic.
Speaker 3: My daughter's gung ho. My son's a lot more apprehensive
Speaker 3: about things. But once he does it, and so that
Speaker 3: becomes the precedent of like, well, remember this and you
Speaker 3: did it and you were really nervous, but you had fun. Right,
Speaker 3: So what I do now is I just don't push it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, you either want to do.
Speaker 2: It or you don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care, because eventually he's going to be
Speaker 3: ten or eleven and he'll want to do it.
Speaker 1: So it's fine. My daughter is an absolute daredel will
Speaker 1: never really worried about her. I did have one experience
Speaker 1: with her though, that was really traumatic for me, as well,
Speaker 1: we did a you know those ropes courses where you
Speaker 1: click in, Yeah, right, you do that. So there was
Speaker 1: this outdoor one somewhere out on Long Island. We were
Speaker 1: somewhere and she really wanted to do it, and I said, okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it. So we went and it was one
Speaker 1: of those things where first of all, was being run
Speaker 1: by a guy who really didn't care about anything, and
Speaker 1: my daughter was clearly too small for it. She's not age, why,
Speaker 1: she's fine, but she's smaller. And there's parts where you
Speaker 1: had to like grab a top thing and walk right
Speaker 1: and you're dangling from a thing. So now I'm up
Speaker 1: there and I'm not the most because Bessie won't go right.
Speaker 1: She doesn't do that kind of thing. She's holding Remo
Speaker 1: and watching and cheering from the ground. So we're going
Speaker 1: up and well let's do it. Fine, so we're going
Speaker 1: doing it, and we got two parts and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm having problems doing this. The problem was like she's
Speaker 1: in front of me because the way you click in.
Speaker 2: You can't move to go first, So first of all I.
Speaker 1: Should have been for and the guy I didn't even
Speaker 1: realize it, and he clicks her in so she has
Speaker 1: to go, and she's scared to death of this part
Speaker 1: because she can't. It's the highest part of it. There's
Speaker 1: only one route to go, and you have to go
Speaker 1: up this rope thing and you have to hold the
Speaker 1: top rope, and she can't reach the top rope. So
Speaker 1: I'm like all right. She's like what do I do?
Speaker 1: And I'm like all right. I said, well, you're good
Speaker 1: at balancing. Just balance hold your thing that's dangling, and
Speaker 1: just balance as best you can. And she was screaming, crying,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't do anything.
Speaker 2: To help her.
Speaker 1: And you're stuck, and I'm stuck and behind her, behind you, and.
Speaker 2: My god, those people don't get some people.
Speaker 1: You fucking shut up, Like, my daughter is scared death.
Speaker 1: I've ship I dare you to say, go, I'll throw
Speaker 1: you off this thing. So my daughter like, I'm really
Speaker 1: And we were at the top and there's only one
Speaker 1: route up and then you have to go back down.
Speaker 1: So she was screaming crying, and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. I was like I felt so helpless. And
Speaker 1: when we were off sh she just wanted to be held.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I am the worst parent in
Speaker 1: the world, even though I know I'm not. I was
Speaker 1: just felt so bad and that was the only time
Speaker 1: I saw my daughter get bested by something and it
Speaker 1: was very humbling I think for her too, And since
Speaker 1: then I've seen her she's still brave as ship. But
Speaker 1: take a pause, like can I do this all right?
Speaker 1: You know, at like kind of deal. So it was
Speaker 1: definitely you could see that moment where it's like bravado
Speaker 1: versus like weighing the circumstance, Yeah, versus reality.
Speaker 3: Remember we went cave exploring my kids.
Speaker 2: Is that but not down? The not down?
Speaker 1: The rope is spurlunk no no splunking, as you're going
Speaker 1: into a dark, cavernous void and you don't know what's
Speaker 1: on the inside.
Speaker 2: That's what people call jiggy show it.
Speaker 1: With t W. That's also his wallet no tips allowed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but but my kids were in front of me,
Speaker 3: and there's parts where you got to like, you get
Speaker 3: really clustrophobic, and that's like one of my biggest fears.
Speaker 3: But my thank god my kids were in front of me.
Speaker 3: I had the opposite. My kids were in front of me.
Speaker 2: They were if I was the first one, but you
Speaker 2: can't turn around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have been nervous. Then they would have
Speaker 3: been nervous. You have a ripple effect, right, and then
Speaker 3: my son probably would have been scared. But he was
Speaker 3: like this is awesome, and he's just zipping through it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, thank god, I see like these little
Speaker 3: feet in front of him, and I could just like,
Speaker 3: but I mean, have you ever done I know you
Speaker 3: did for the for the movie, but to actually like
Speaker 3: fall through that stuff, well.
Speaker 1: That was cool the cave because it was freaky as
Speaker 1: ship because I had to hide, so I had to
Speaker 1: They they're like, no, you just got through the here right,
Speaker 1: complete dark and I'm in full makeup and they're like,
Speaker 1: they're like, the guy goes to me, the guy goes
Speaker 1: to me, and the so in the movie, I played
Speaker 1: a cave, especially how you look to it. I have
Speaker 1: two great stories about this, just two great stories about this.
Speaker 6: I just gotta sit here by myself in the dark.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Waiting for the crowd to come. And they're calling off
Speaker 1: groups that aren't good groups like this in a good group,
Speaker 1: don't do it. Wait wait, wait, and I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: waiting there. So I'm sitting there, crouch crouched a tiger
Speaker 1: hidden fatto like this right, So turn the turner there
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 8: Look, so they turned, they turn in the corners, just
Speaker 8: sitting there in the dark.
Speaker 1: But wait, let me tell you. So here's the whole
Speaker 1: thing with with it. There's a there's a path that
Speaker 1: they go on. This isn't a spelunking. This is a
Speaker 1: cave tour. Okay, just on the bef that is so good.
Speaker 1: The graphic t we spoke of it. So the thing
Speaker 1: is that the cave we did it, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: a spelunking cave. It was a cave tour. It's a
Speaker 1: paved thing. What I did was plunking because I had
Speaker 1: to hide in it. So the guy goes, Okay, to
Speaker 1: get to where you have to go, you have to
Speaker 1: make the way the tour went. You came down the
Speaker 1: elevator and you made it right and you went around
Speaker 1: and this is the first stop. Us where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Forget to that first stop. They're like, you can't go
Speaker 1: over the thing. You have to go around the back.
Speaker 1: So I had to make a left, go over the
Speaker 1: over the ropes in where you're not allowed to go
Speaker 1: into the ravine, go down through the ravine. Through a
Speaker 1: little thing again. No, no, I'm going I had my
Speaker 1: phone like this to go there. They didn't think of
Speaker 1: it doing and I went, right, it sounds scary. It
Speaker 1: was a little scary. Yeah, it's little scary, and I'm
Speaker 1: not very athletic, so I'm not gonna phone down here.
Speaker 1: But it was fine, right whatever. So I get there,
Speaker 1: but they was They didn't They had a change in
Speaker 1: the guard of the people that worked there, and they
Speaker 1: didn't know I was in makeup. They didn't know I
Speaker 1: was supposed to be off to being passed.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: So there's this guy sees me coming in and he
Speaker 1: goes hey, hey, hey, and I turned I looking at him,
Speaker 1: and he goes hey. He goes hey, hey, hey hey,
Speaker 1: and I go no, no, no, wa're filming here. And he
Speaker 1: calls it and he's like, there's a guy. There's a
Speaker 1: guy here. I go tell him, go to him, Tell
Speaker 1: him on the beef, Tell tell on the beef. So
Speaker 1: the guys are and they're like, no, no, no, Phil,
Speaker 1: they're filming because oh nobody told me. What a moment
Speaker 1: for that guy to see a gray human being. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not allowed to be that. Oh my god, Yes, that's
Speaker 1: what my spelunking experience. Jesus, thanks for listening to two
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