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Speaker 1: We've done a lot of prank phone calls on this show,

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Speaker 1: talking hundreds and hundreds of these. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes we

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Speaker 1: call the person to shock them. Sometimes we try to

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Speaker 1: trick them. Very rarely, though, do we call just to

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Speaker 1: waste their time. But that's what happens today with Stoner Max,

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Speaker 1: the Instacart delivery guy.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, it's mine.

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Speaker 1: Today. He's calling from the grocery store checkout line and

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Speaker 1: wants to put in his two cents about the guy's

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Speaker 1: order and feel basically be anything but helpful. It's your

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Speaker 1: phone tapp right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello? He yeah, Hello, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 2: I knew you were gonna answer.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 2: In my head, I was like, he's not gonna answer.

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Speaker 2: I'm so early. But here you are. Oh this is Ricky.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait Ricey?

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Speaker 4: Is that.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's your name?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my name.

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Speaker 2: Your name is Ricky.

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Speaker 4: My name is Max, and I'm your instat card shopper.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, is something wrong? I mean you're not supposed

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Speaker 3: to be here for twenty a few more hours.

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Speaker 4: No, man, everything is so coach, super coach bro. I'm

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Speaker 4: actually I'm actually I check out just like standing around

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 2: You got a lot of groceries.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean is there you said there's no problem?

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna are you gonna be early? Or what's

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Speaker 3: going on?

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Speaker 4: If I'm being a hundred with you right now, Bro,

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Speaker 4: I feel like you've made some questionable decisions.

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Speaker 2: You were shopping today? Really yeah?

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Speaker 4: Bro? First things for salt and vinegar chips?

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Speaker 2: Just why bro? Why don't you use buy salt and vinegar?

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Speaker 3: I mean, then put them on.

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Speaker 4: Chips and then make your Oh my god, I know

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Speaker 4: how to make salt vinegar chips.

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Speaker 2: I just figured it out. Man.

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Speaker 3: I just like the flavor, dude. I mean I don't

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Speaker 3: want to be Yeah, I don't need a third degree

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Speaker 3: on my grocery list.

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Speaker 4: May I suggest Fritos? Those are way better chips for you, bro?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like my salt and vinegar chips. Bro, So

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Speaker 3: if you're there and you want to get Frito's for yourself,

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Speaker 3: then feel free to do that.

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Speaker 2: Well you're gonna buy me Friedos, dude, you're not a man. Wow,

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Speaker 2: it's so nice of you. On top of a tip.

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Speaker 3: Like incorrect, I better not see Fritos on my built.

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Speaker 2: What about this cream cheese though? What are you using

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Speaker 2: that for?

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Speaker 3: What am I using it for yeah, probably to go

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Speaker 3: with the bagels that I asked you to get.

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Speaker 2: It's just like cream cheese. The only time I've used

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Speaker 2: it was all my dog. Did you know it'll.

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Speaker 4: Make your dogs fur a super shiny once it washes off.

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Speaker 3: I'm allergic to, dude, So like, I mean, my darn it,

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Speaker 3: are you gonna be here?

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'm gonna pet a puppy today for you and

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Speaker 4: your honor. Just for you, brother, I shout out to

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Speaker 4: your allergy.

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Speaker 3: I don't have time to be stuck on the phone

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Speaker 3: with you right now.

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Speaker 4: May I just say, wonderful palate choosing a chicken pot pie?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, those are three of my favorite things,

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Speaker 2: chicken pot pie.

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Speaker 4: And then you come bind all three of them. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: this guy is brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Man, Oh my god, this is so unprofessional.

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Speaker 4: Hey, do you have any mushrooms in your car? If not,

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Speaker 4: may I maybe not.

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Speaker 3: The kind you probably like to eat.

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Speaker 2: Dude, that's funnier than you realize. I think you made

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Speaker 2: a joke.

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Speaker 3: You don't even know, ded, Yeah, nothing about this is funny, right.

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Speaker 2: Because I do eat mushrooms. You get it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it? Man? Oh cool, listen, man, whatever

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Speaker 3: you're on right now. You need to just like consider

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Speaker 3: maybe like not doing it anymore because it's affecting your

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Speaker 3: performance and it's pissing me off quite frankly, Like, I

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Speaker 3: don't know how you've kept the job as long as

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Speaker 3: you have.

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Speaker 2: What did you know? I was on viagra? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think it's a little more than that, man. It is.

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Speaker 4: It's also called coffee because I'm actually a morning radio

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Speaker 4: show host and I've had like ten cups of coffee

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Speaker 4: before I called you.

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Speaker 3: What is going on right now? Man?

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Speaker 4: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Man, this was all a brown Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: It's your roommate, Paul.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, m I soon to be dead roommate, Paul. Okay,

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Speaker 3: thanks for telling me.

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Speaker 2: No, But in all seriousness, dude, think about chicken.

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Speaker 3: Pot pot Shut up.

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Speaker 2: It blew your mind too. Huh Yeah, all right, Well,

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Speaker 2: I'm coming.

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Speaker 4: Over with these freedoms. Do you want anything else before

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Speaker 4: I get there.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little unclear my grocery is actually still coming

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Speaker 3: or oh dude, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Actually, you may want to check your own app I

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Speaker 4: have nothing to do with that, all right, Okay, week

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Speaker 4: up every morning with FUM tabs weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 4: Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning