Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is tomorrow
Speaker 1: isn't promised? Let's do it today? Okay, all right, Uh,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that and just if you find out
Speaker 1: what that's all about. But right now it is time
Speaker 1: for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you
Speaker 1: got for his nap? Creeping past? Creep creep, creep, creep,
Speaker 1: creep creep creep, alright, creeping past. I don't know about
Speaker 1: this one, all right, cat do Let's see what we
Speaker 1: got creeping past. So I'm trying to speak it, hug.
Speaker 1: You got him? How you today? I'm doing? I ain't
Speaker 1: doing too good. You have been over praying for my
Speaker 1: wife again, right right right, yes, sir. You know came
Speaker 1: over here three times in one week. My wife you
Speaker 1: already went through the operation and all that. She's gonna
Speaker 1: be fine. I don't need you over your praying three
Speaker 1: times a week, because, honestly, I think it's so. I
Speaker 1: think it's something else on your mind when you come
Speaker 1: over here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother.
Speaker 1: You kind of hold it, brother, This is bloody, this
Speaker 1: is well your wife was on the second show, didn't lift.
Speaker 1: I never actually come back. Question that I come by, Okay,
Speaker 1: he ain't requested for you to bring your blacks to
Speaker 1: my house for no damn three times in one week, man,
Speaker 1: So you can cut that boy down with me. Hold it, brother.
Speaker 1: I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second
Speaker 1: time I came by myself because she wasn't able to
Speaker 1: come by, and I only stayed fifteen men each time.
Speaker 1: So what's the problem? Because I already know what you
Speaker 1: what you doing. I know you're trying to holding my wife.
Speaker 1: I ain't stupid. How about your wife? I have a wife.
Speaker 1: Why would I have put your wife? He's part of you.
Speaker 1: Already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,
Speaker 1: you up in here father house, white whine, no whine, whine,
Speaker 1: nobody at the house. I already know what you do.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Keep your black away from
Speaker 1: my damn house. If you want to pray for my
Speaker 1: wife and play my wife away, I'm gonna wait. Wait, manutein' wait,
Speaker 1: mant you can't talk to you hand that's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna now. Brother, ain't gonna be none of that. And
Speaker 1: the ain't gonna be none of that. You're talking to
Speaker 1: the wrong brother, not okay. Now, First of all, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna di dispect me and curse me out. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brother.
Speaker 1: Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be my hand laying on you. You ain't
Speaker 1: the last the lady I know trying to lay my wife.
Speaker 1: If I find that what you know that you mess
Speaker 1: around my wife, it's gonna be, I know, trying to
Speaker 1: do crazy. I'm just letting you talk. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: it one more time. Keep your black around you. First
Speaker 1: of all, I told you once again you can't be
Speaker 1: talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: cool about the situation because I know you may be
Speaker 1: just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I have
Speaker 1: a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody was coming
Speaker 1: back to my wife and show out with your wife
Speaker 1: with my wife. I do you know, I'm only your house.
Speaker 1: Maybe I need to come out your house and how
Speaker 1: let your wife? Were you welcome to maybe maybe come
Speaker 1: come and come and lay something over there on? Huh? God,
Speaker 1: not hold Holy one, man, Holy One, I told you
Speaker 1: before being disrespected. Now, that was a very idiotic statement
Speaker 1: for you to make. Okay, that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: If I kept your black said my house again, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the
Speaker 1: phone with you. You, your pastors, any more of them,
Speaker 1: because if anybody come by my house again and I
Speaker 1: ain't there, I'm kicking your black. Got some promise, you know,
Speaker 1: just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's gonna be
Speaker 1: any that's wosing going on, I'm gonna be kicking your
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you by
Speaker 1: this put I'm gonna put up your okay, because I've
Speaker 1: had it with you, you know. And I only went
Speaker 1: by it to visit your wife because I was asked
Speaker 1: to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem
Speaker 1: you should have caused a pastor, Okay, but you're not
Speaker 1: going to disrespect me. My wife's the church on the phone. Life.
Speaker 1: You want to do somebody, you can meet me any pace. Well,
Speaker 1: I've been man. You know, as a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I can go anywhere I wanted in this town. If
Speaker 1: I be at your house talking to your wife, if
Speaker 1: the path asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you you know you just you know it's you's
Speaker 1: just a stupid brother. Okay, you need to one. You
Speaker 1: need to come to church more offen. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: You don't come to church more often. If you come
Speaker 1: to church more of you wouldn't be talking to me
Speaker 1: like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and your
Speaker 1: wife because it must be something wrong in your house.
Speaker 1: You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you need to check hut. Okay, you how about that?
Speaker 1: Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't
Speaker 1: you just check up? Okay? Tommy said, you're the one
Speaker 1: that's cheating with my wife. That's that's all I know.
Speaker 1: Who Tommy? Wh Let me say you Tommy the one.
Speaker 1: Tomas said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy?
Speaker 1: Who who is Tommy? Tommy who? Uh? This is nephew Tommy. Man,
Speaker 1: this is never your Tommy from Steve harmand Moran show Man,
Speaker 1: your church member Laurence got me to pray ball but
Speaker 1: not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long.
Speaker 1: You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all.
Speaker 1: You know none stop no, you know y'all just you know,
Speaker 1: y'all just go. You know I ain't gonna stop signs.
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna go. I'm gonna play for all
Speaker 1: of y'all, all of your brothers and you, Tommy, Steve, Hobby,
Speaker 1: brother Lawrence is wrong for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check out. I'm gonna go. I don't talk
Speaker 1: to you on the moment. I'm pretty I'm gonna say, brother, brother,
Speaker 1: brother man, you gotta tell me what's the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show with the lab Man Steve Harvey Martin the show
Speaker 1: on that on that slide all the way to Hell.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, I talk to you Holiday back. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say. Huh what mess pre pre pre
Speaker 1: pre Yeah. All right, listen up, y'all, it's happening. A
Speaker 1: night of love and laughter, A night of love and laughter,
Speaker 1: Fort Wayne, Indiana's and a Few Timey and Friends along
Speaker 1: with Life Jennings in the building February the ten, February
Speaker 1: twin at the Embassy Theater. I'm tickets are sold at
Speaker 1: all ticket Master outlets. Once again, that is Love and
Speaker 1: Laughed and a Few Timey and Friends along with the
Speaker 1: One and Only Life Jennings and Fort Wayne, Indiana at
Speaker 1: the Embassy Theater Friday night. That is the same weekend
Speaker 1: of the Big Game. Okay, so Friday you come and
Speaker 1: get your laugh home before the big game on Sunday
Speaker 1: and laying in the cut is chuckles. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: ain't been there in a long time. Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: That's February seventeen through the eighteenth, which I'll say, that's
Speaker 1: Valentine's weekend. What do you think because we Valentine's during
Speaker 1: a little week what you call call weekend. That that's
Speaker 1: after Valentine's Day, after Valentine's Day. For those that that
Speaker 1: that that messed up and didn't get out, how about
Speaker 1: that come hang out with your boy at Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee,
Speaker 1: February seventeen at eighteen the nephew will be in town
Speaker 1: with nephew Time and Friends, It's been a while since
Speaker 1: I've been there. And laying way way in the cut
Speaker 1: of February is Baltimore, the Comedy Factory. I am coming
Speaker 1: through ball tie More. That's a little later, all right,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, get your tickets back on the road,
Speaker 1: back in stride again, back in stride. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'm still stupid, still ignorant. We know yet I did
Speaker 1: not lose a drop of stupid through my crisis. I
Speaker 1: did not lose a drop of stupid. And I'm so
Speaker 1: blessed God let me keep my stupid. For God to
Speaker 1: let me keep my stupid, that means he that that's
Speaker 1: that shows what what I it was. Un Coming up.
Speaker 1: We're gonna remove this cancer, but we're gonna keep that stupid.
Speaker 1: Will we do it? Coming coming up my strawberry letter,
Speaker 1: and the subject is tomorrow isn't promised, so let's do
Speaker 1: it today. We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.