WEBVTT - Creepin' Pastor

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my strawberry letter for today and the subject is tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>isn't promised? Let's do it today? Okay, all right, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into that and just if you find out

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<v Speaker 1>what that's all about. But right now it is time

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<v Speaker 1>for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you

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<v Speaker 1>got for his nap? Creeping past? Creep creep, creep, creep,

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<v Speaker 1>creep creep creep, alright, creeping past. I don't know about

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<v Speaker 1>this one, all right, cat do Let's see what we

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<v Speaker 1>got creeping past. So I'm trying to speak it, hug.

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<v Speaker 1>You got him? How you today? I'm doing? I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>doing too good. You have been over praying for my

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<v Speaker 1>wife again, right right right, yes, sir. You know came

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<v Speaker 1>over here three times in one week. My wife you

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<v Speaker 1>already went through the operation and all that. She's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be fine. I don't need you over your praying three

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<v Speaker 1>times a week, because, honestly, I think it's so. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's something else on your mind when you come

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<v Speaker 1>over here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother.

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<v Speaker 1>You kind of hold it, brother, This is bloody, this

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<v Speaker 1>is well your wife was on the second show, didn't lift.

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<v Speaker 1>I never actually come back. Question that I come by, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he ain't requested for you to bring your blacks to

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<v Speaker 1>my house for no damn three times in one week, man,

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<v Speaker 1>So you can cut that boy down with me. Hold it, brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second

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<v Speaker 1>time I came by myself because she wasn't able to

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<v Speaker 1>come by, and I only stayed fifteen men each time.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the problem? Because I already know what you

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<v Speaker 1>what you doing. I know you're trying to holding my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't stupid. How about your wife? I have a wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I have put your wife? He's part of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you up in here father house, white whine, no whine, whine,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody at the house. I already know what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. Keep your black away from

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<v Speaker 1>my damn house. If you want to pray for my

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<v Speaker 1>wife and play my wife away, I'm gonna wait. Wait, manutein' wait,

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<v Speaker 1>mant you can't talk to you hand that's what you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna now. Brother, ain't gonna be none of that. And

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<v Speaker 1>the ain't gonna be none of that. You're talking to

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong brother, not okay. Now, First of all, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna di dispect me and curse me out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be my hand laying on you. You ain't

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<v Speaker 1>the last the lady I know trying to lay my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>If I find that what you know that you mess

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<v Speaker 1>around my wife, it's gonna be, I know, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do crazy. I'm just letting you talk. I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>it one more time. Keep your black around you. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I told you once again you can't be

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<v Speaker 1>talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>cool about the situation because I know you may be

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<v Speaker 1>just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody was coming

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<v Speaker 1>back to my wife and show out with your wife

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<v Speaker 1>with my wife. I do you know, I'm only your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I need to come out your house and how

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<v Speaker 1>let your wife? Were you welcome to maybe maybe come

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<v Speaker 1>come and come and lay something over there on? Huh? God,

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<v Speaker 1>not hold Holy one, man, Holy One, I told you

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<v Speaker 1>before being disrespected. Now, that was a very idiotic statement

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<v Speaker 1>for you to make. Okay, that's what's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>If I kept your black said my house again, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with you. You, your pastors, any more of them,

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<v Speaker 1>because if anybody come by my house again and I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't there, I'm kicking your black. Got some promise, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>any that's wosing going on, I'm gonna be kicking your

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you by

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<v Speaker 1>this put I'm gonna put up your okay, because I've

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<v Speaker 1>had it with you, you know. And I only went

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<v Speaker 1>by it to visit your wife because I was asked

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<v Speaker 1>to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem

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<v Speaker 1>you should have caused a pastor, Okay, but you're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to disrespect me. My wife's the church on the phone. Life.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to do somebody, you can meet me any pace. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been man. You know, as a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I can go anywhere I wanted in this town. If

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<v Speaker 1>I be at your house talking to your wife, if

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<v Speaker 1>the path asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are you you know you just you know it's you's

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<v Speaker 1>just a stupid brother. Okay, you need to one. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to come to church more offen. That's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't come to church more often. If you come

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<v Speaker 1>to church more of you wouldn't be talking to me

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<v Speaker 1>like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and your

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<v Speaker 1>wife because it must be something wrong in your house.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you need to check hut. Okay, you how about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you just check up? Okay? Tommy said, you're the one

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<v Speaker 1>that's cheating with my wife. That's that's all I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Who Tommy? Wh Let me say you Tommy the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomas said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy?

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<v Speaker 1>Who who is Tommy? Tommy who? Uh? This is nephew Tommy. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>this is never your Tommy from Steve harmand Moran show Man,

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<v Speaker 1>your church member Laurence got me to pray ball but

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<v Speaker 1>not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long.

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<v Speaker 1>You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>You know none stop no, you know y'all just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all just go. You know I ain't gonna stop signs.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm gonna go. I'm gonna play for all

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<v Speaker 1>of y'all, all of your brothers and you, Tommy, Steve, Hobby,

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<v Speaker 1>brother Lawrence is wrong for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna check out. I'm gonna go. I don't talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you on the moment. I'm pretty I'm gonna say, brother, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>brother man, you gotta tell me what's the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show with the lab Man Steve Harvey Martin the show

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<v Speaker 1>on that on that slide all the way to Hell.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go, I talk to you Holiday back. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm gonna say. Huh what mess pre pre pre

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<v Speaker 1>pre Yeah. All right, listen up, y'all, it's happening. A

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<v Speaker 1>night of love and laughter, A night of love and laughter,

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<v Speaker 1>Fort Wayne, Indiana's and a Few Timey and Friends along

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<v Speaker 1>with Life Jennings in the building February the ten, February

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<v Speaker 1>twin at the Embassy Theater. I'm tickets are sold at

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<v Speaker 1>all ticket Master outlets. Once again, that is Love and

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<v Speaker 1>Laughed and a Few Timey and Friends along with the

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<v Speaker 1>One and Only Life Jennings and Fort Wayne, Indiana at

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<v Speaker 1>the Embassy Theater Friday night. That is the same weekend

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<v Speaker 1>of the Big Game. Okay, so Friday you come and

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<v Speaker 1>get your laugh home before the big game on Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>and laying in the cut is chuckles. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't been there in a long time. Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee.

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<v Speaker 1>That's February seventeen through the eighteenth, which I'll say, that's

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<v Speaker 1>Valentine's weekend. What do you think because we Valentine's during

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<v Speaker 1>a little week what you call call weekend. That that's

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<v Speaker 1>after Valentine's Day, after Valentine's Day. For those that that

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<v Speaker 1>that that messed up and didn't get out, how about

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<v Speaker 1>that come hang out with your boy at Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee,

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<v Speaker 1>February seventeen at eighteen the nephew will be in town

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<v Speaker 1>with nephew Time and Friends, It's been a while since

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<v Speaker 1>I've been there. And laying way way in the cut

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<v Speaker 1>of February is Baltimore, the Comedy Factory. I am coming

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<v Speaker 1>through ball tie More. That's a little later, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, yeah, get your tickets back on the road,

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<v Speaker 1>back in stride again, back in stride. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still stupid, still ignorant. We know yet I did

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<v Speaker 1>not lose a drop of stupid through my crisis. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not lose a drop of stupid. And I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>blessed God let me keep my stupid. For God to

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<v Speaker 1>let me keep my stupid, that means he that that's

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<v Speaker 1>that shows what what I it was. Un Coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna remove this cancer, but we're gonna keep that stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Will we do it? Coming coming up my strawberry letter,

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<v Speaker 1>and the subject is tomorrow isn't promised, so let's do

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<v Speaker 1>it today. We'll get back into it right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.